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I need to start over.

I'm tired of rescuing you.

Look at it, get in your eyes,
and more when you drive.

I'm not playing poker anymore.

I've always wanted to
go to college,

I just got accepted
for the second semester.

I want to have a normal life
with people my age.

I'll call when I'm ready
to talk, nobody.

Oh, sorry, what are you wearing?

This is New York,

all in order?

Yes.

Yeah, let's go to the room yeah,
we'll live together,

yeah, amazing.

Yes, neighbors are very decent,

though down the hall

there's a guy drooling something

with blueberry and listen
to nickelback all day.

Oh, no, yes,
and the shower stinks.

I'm sure you're exaggerating.

I see you fixed this place
if you wanted to.

Wait for you to come?

What's his name?

Simple

and he's very sexy.

And no punctures in the face yes,

one of these days you wake up
if you like pistachios?

He's dying to meet you and he's gonna
ask us out tonight.

Oh, no, I'm so tired,
I didn't just get here.

It was a long trip,
I want to stay here

and study something very quiet.

Even Catholic schools
let you

get out once so we don't
throw it away.

And where we're going
is a surprise.

I think that guy is

forget it.

Hey, by the way, don't talk
about the secret circle,

what's a secret?

Exactly.

Welcome to the bathroom.

Wrong, but yes.

Tonight we have a new
star challenger

college Struggle in the East.

Alright, alright.

Already reigning champion,
needs no introduction,

but since I'm so scared,
I will.

You got kids in your boots
and you drop your pants.

Hello.

How do I forgive?

Ah.

Sorry.

Yes.

Comma.

Although still so much

so much.

All right.

Ah, hey, what are you going
through here,

that's not good for me,
I don't usually get distracted

so.

I'm sorry about your
mother-in-law.

Golden Egg Chicken?

Wherever you want,
I'll take you.

Silly Anton.

Wow.

Listen to me, payments
must be made

through a bank account
or credit card,

we must be held accountable,

beyond those imposed.

I'll open a checking account soon

they can help your parents.

It's complicated.

My mom and I haven't
talked in years.

My dad is not a good person,

I'll allow it for this semester,

but open a Bank account
because this will not come back

happen.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thanks.

I spoke to the treasurer in the morning
and she accepted cash,

so I'm covered this

semester

when the money comes in,
I don't know.

I'll find a job or apply
for a scholarship,

I'll fix it, there's good.

Honey, here it comes,

this is for you, thank you.

How was your night?

Yeah, it was memorable, hey,
what about that guy?

He who was covered with tattoos,

Ah, it's his second year cousin.

Ah for the university

the sky.

Wow, that's surprising, it's surprising
you go to college

because I can't.

Ah, I didn't say, Hey, what didn't,
I didn't say that, hey, we know each other,

did you forget?

You ruined her sweater
ruined a lot of sweaters,

I'm sure no one finds thanks

to your pigeon responses.

ABI, my name is Abby,

Travis Travis Maddox.

Did that work for you?

No, not once, but you're sincere,

you're not me.

I'm everyone's guy.

Yes, it is.

Did I smile at you?

No, no, it wasn't a

condescending laughter.

Hey, I'm on my way, okay?

Should we have Javi,
my name is ABI,

he doesn't call me Pigeon,
now can you believe it?

Lies of Game Theory

game theory is a term that began
to be used

in the 1950s by the mathematician
John Nash.

It's very sexy.

It's my favorite.

It's too late to pay for it.

Have you ever been told
that it's very rude?

Quote.

His name is ABI.

Miss.

ABI would mind telling us
why the Nash equilibrium

irrelevant to the theory

of the game and irrelevant
I don't know,

then you should focus more on,
but only

because if it's relevant,
if the balance is achieved,

both players cannot increase

the reward by changing decisions
unilaterally,

it is also known as no regrets.

That once a player makes
a decision,

will not regret

consequences.

He got ahead in the readings.

A bit.

How I was saying no pinion.

You're so smart.

Why did you come here?

Why do you send me
confusing signals,

there's nothing wrong
with my signals.

I just found out, stalking
my profile wasn't

stalking you.

Look, I'm gonna save you
a lot of lost time,

enough of the nonsense,

I'm not sleeping with you,

I'm not trying to sleep
with you or conquer you.

I just want to take you.

It's a conquest.

You think I'm a land
to colonize

or have you read any newspapers
in the past

Four years no longer speak
like that men and men.

Polluted from this planet.

Those who are in touch
with their feelings.

I don't like you.

Stop bothering me.

You won't give up, will you?

I'll be at 8:00 for you.

Wait, you don't have
any numbers to play?

That you arranged for me no,
I didn't arrange

because it's not a date.

Well, I hope you're hungry,

no, I don't need this,

because I won't get
on that if you will.

No, I wouldn't have that.

The arm.

Can I stay all night?

Okay,

thanks Miguel, yes.

You won't let me buy you dinner,
no, it's not a date.

It's the second time
you've said it.

Did you hear that?

That and your screaming clothes.

I hate Travis.

I don't hate you, alone,

I don't want to be one more notch
of the many, many,

many that already

there is in The Post of your bed,
how smart I liked that,

something you're probably not

accustomed to a woman,
no, you're not striking out.

I give up.

We can be friends, friends,
but without benefits.

We're not going to bed,

don't even think about the benefits
in less than you,

you want

that he does, no, that will never happen
so he can remain friends.

Friends, friends.

I've been here for years,

my family home
is a few miles away.

Oh, you couldn't move away
from your mommy.

Is that

their food?

She's so good, she's dead.

Don't say that.

He really died?

I'm an idiot.
You don't

know how sorry I am.

I feel awful,
I only had 3.

Well, I'm not so sorry,
take your hand off me.

What of your dad?

They still live,
you can make fun

of him,

is good cold man to 5 men
without help,

5 brothers

mature.

Yes, Thomas Taylor,
Taylor, Francis and

Graves.

If you want to be good, fighting,
have four older brothers

that hit you daily,

good start.

Why do you do it?

Studying is clear, fighting,
I earn good money,

I think it's an unnecessary risk.

Why?

You don't even care a bit
about understanding it.

What's your story?

I'm an ordinary girl
from an ordinary town.

Oh dad, I'll take them all.

Ah, you're full of information,

I won't tell you all
the good in one night.

Most of them do
and I actually enjoy it.

Are you really leaving?

Dinner's over.

This is the beginning.

Good night, Travis.

Yes.

He's not well, everything

all right, hey, well, yeah,
sure, it hurt.

Oh, you're so cute
and you're crying

crying,

I'm crying the wind,

are you a Disney captain?

Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'm club captain.

Yeah, I know, the joke,
was joking,

hello, my name is ABI,
I'm going,

I'm gonna have to stagger.

Put ice in your balls,

you should put ice
in my balls,

okay?

Nice to meet you, park.

Thank you.

Careful.

Could anyone

the water?

They said we'll be out of water
for the next 24 hours,

it will only be a safe night
that

shopping doesn't bother you.

Hey, there has been, look here
just don't go into

traffic quarters.

You never said I lived here.

I didn't say I wouldn't stay.

I do not promise you
that you would never have it,

it is, I promise you,

stay, it'll be fun.

Hey, tell him to go through.
He agrees.

He won't mind.
He likes you.

You like sleepovers, sweets,

movies, let's go,
see you bye.

Where are you?

Could you call me?

Or send us a message.

Is it that if you can give love
to this Travis, of course,

OK Messi?

What?

Liked the show?

Another sight is not
an attractive phrase.

Actually, if you think about it,

because your sexist universe,

women never defecate.

Wow, that's a perfect word
for a guy like you.

Did you know the original expression
was Jesus?

Did you promise, did your friend tell me
to give you this?

And

the woman you had sex with

gives you his number
and you just toss it?

She didn't leave her number,
just

he marked his territory.

Then you wouldn't have
had sex with her?

I don't remember promising
anything.

Wow, you symbolize everything
that's wrong with your gender.

She's an adult, I'm an adult,
was it consensual?

Watch this.

Consensual should be very cautious

how many women do you contract
with these days?

No idea.

I'm better than quantity.

Oh, they made me
want to throw up.

My room is down the hall
and the bed is all yours.

When you want to fall asleep

I won't sleep in your bed,

why only I sleep in my

bed is sacred territory,

then why do you take me
to your bed?

You're planning on having
sex with me today,

no.

So is it decided?

Wow.

Get comfortable, I'm sorry.

I have a major exam tomorrow,

but I can move into the kitchen.

Stay, don't be silly.

Do you want me to make you
a tea or something?

No, but my marker no longer has ink,
can I borrow 1?

Look in the drawer.

He waits for me.

Wow.

That's a lot.

Safe sex is a crime.

What is this, right?

The scoreboard,
I assure you.

Ah, it's a yo-yo,
no, not uncomfortable

at all,

I'm going to shower.

What are you doing?

Ha.

Sing that to yourself.

Bad?

Oh.

But.

A lot.

Do what you think is.

Wait, what do you do?

David,

what's your problem?

Noise.

None.

Says the guy with the
wicked choice,

they should lock you up.
You're the somnambulist.

I didn't put my hand there.

If you read anything about biology,
you'd know

which is called nervous response,
Parasympathetic, but

you don't know anything
about biology or men,

biology, what?

Time is 942

couldn't it be
what they dressed up as?

Alone.

I'll take you home, no,
this is an insane asylum.

Are you a nurse?

Yeah, no, me.

I fell, but I did very well
on my exam.

Well, the good thing is that you're trying
to get us to notice how funny,

OK, I must go to class,

but I want to know every detail
of what happened

in nothing happened last night.

I don't like it, of course,
and that's why you gave him

a good morning hand.

Still bothering you?

Yes.

He has to forget about you,
he's out of my life,

right?

It's not because he keeps
texting you.

Yes.

Hi Walter, see you again aver

Ah everything in order,
yes, yes.

Long story, crazy.

And your balls, not good.

Oh, poor thing, it's okay.

They said I'd have 20%
of a normal sex life.

It's a joke, right?

Wasn't funny.

It wasn't very funny.

Ah, fuck, well.

Okay, do you have plans
for tonight?

Me

yeah, no, me, me, me, me, me,
I don't have any plans,

I know a perfect Italian place.

Ah.

Oh, I don't mean, yeah,
I'd really like to,

come for me at 7,
I live in the bedroom,

toker of course step
by step for you.

OK bye.

Parks seriously, thank you,
thank you Parker.

A boyfriend?

Can't Travis Maddox
keep knocking on

the door,

but I'm never gonna open you up,
obviously, am I?

See you soon park.

Thank you whenever you want.

Dr. G,

am I starting this?

Wow, that's modest.

Wow.

You got a guard?

No, they're not inviting
me to a show.

Today I can go home alone,
no, no, no.

or are you tired of me?

I wouldn't love to go.
This will be fun.

I've always wanted to see
your andronikos.

It is considered Shakespeare's
most violent play.

Violence doesn't bother you,
it wasn't Pauline tastes.

As a girl.

Then you're gonna love it.

It's not allowed, it started.

He's going to come out with everything,
he's not

going to waste time,
OK, what are you doing?

You haven't answered me
all day, okay?

Forget Abel, you have seen,

this guy has even the white robe
and the belt is huge

because there's you and you're not
in the kissing booth, focus.

I'm focused.

That's the job we need,

I just don't know why not,
he replied.

I'll go out and see if there's
a better sign outside,

perfect to death.

What?

What's wrong, AMI?

You don't answer my messages now
you come here dressed like this,

with the breasts outside not

are outside.

Or that there is a nice neckline,
with a sophisticated taste,

it distracts me a lot.

Oh sorry, I forgot everything,

it's about maniacal Diego.

I'm gonna tear you apart.

If you can.

You gonna fight that one?

Yeah, I could kill you.

It's your toxic way
of admitting you

liked it.

I don't like you.

I do care about you,
about the planet.

It's two very different things,
OK,

if you feel calmer,
not even vato, Carmen,

funny how you doubt me.

We make it interesting,
interesting.

You want to bet?

Yeah, I don't bet.

Come on, Travis.

Yes, in 1 minute.

How about this?

Yes, he'll even get to your flesh,

I won't have sex in a week.

Oh, a month.

3 months 3 months,
that's impossible

for someone like you, OK,
but if I win.

You'll have to stay with me
for a month, I accept,

but make it very clear to you.

I'll never have sex with you.

I don't want to have sex with you, pigeon,
I like being around you.

You good for me?

You're dead.

But too many handsome,
reformed champion?

Song of my heart.

There was the red mountain.

We go together.

The boy.

Me.

From your crib.

I think the doño,
well

I'm importing the special punch.

Potatoes.