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Carson: Come on!
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Let's go! Whoo!
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♪ Just a good ol' boy
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♪ Never meanin' no harm
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪ Beats all you never saw
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♪ Been in trouble with the law
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♪ Since the day they was born
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♪ Makin' their way Come on, Blake!
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♪ The only way they know how
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♪ Yeah
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♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪
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Come on!
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♪ Just a good ol' boy
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Nikki: Whoo!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome the belle
of the bar, Nikki Bella!
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That's right.
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Give it up for Blake Shelton
and his band!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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All right, welcome
to "Barmageddon."
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Whoo!
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We got the incredible
Carson Daly behind the bar.
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Say what up to Carson.
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And we're here
at Blake Shelton's bar,
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Ole Red, in Nashville,
Tennessee, aka Music City.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Now, I say we just get
right into it
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and see who's facing off
tonight.
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What do you guys say?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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So, first, it's one of the
greatest racecar drivers ever,
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seven-time NASCAR Cup
Series Champion Jimmie Johnson.
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Whoa!
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Ohh!
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My hero! My hero!
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And his opponent, someone who
has never beat Jimmie Johnson,
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former racecar driver, now
commentator for NASCAR on Fox,
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Clint Bowyer.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I've heard of him too.
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All right, well,
welcome, gentlemen.
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We are so happy
to have you guys here.
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And I'm going to get
ahead of it and apologize now
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that we will not be racing
any cars this evening.
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So you have a chance,
Clint.
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[ Laughter ]
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Thanks, Blake.
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But I will not apologize for
the five incredible bar games
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that you're gonna be
playing tonight.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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You guys aren't playing
for yourselves.
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You actually are playing
for the two viral VIPs
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that we have sitting
right there.
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We here at "Barmageddon"
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believe that everyone
deserves a second chance,
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especially when you've become
internet famous for screwing up.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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Okay, Jimmie,
your viral VIP is Omar,
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and let's see why
we've brought him here.
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Hey, buddy.
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Oh, Omar is in shape.
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You look much taller
in the video.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, look. Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, face plant!
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Ohh!
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Nikki: Wow.That's cool.
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I mean, I don't think
I've ever seen anyone belly flop
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on land before,
but you made it look good.
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Now, Clint, we are gonna meet
your viral VIP, Sam.
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Let's just take a look.Come on, Sam,
let's see what you got!
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Oh, Sam.
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It was a whole six pack.
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I'm not partying
at Sam's house anytime soon.
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Carson:
There's glass everywhere.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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Wait a minute. I want to know.
I want to know what happened.
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Did you go straight back
to the convenience store?
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I went straight inside
and grabbed a bottle of vodka.
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Smart man.That's what
I would have done.
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Jimmie and Clint, do you say
you guys are ready for this?
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I am.Let's go. Let's go.
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Start your engines.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Okay, everyone. So, our first
game of the night is Beer Bombs.
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Yeah? Mm-hmm.
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You guys will be trying
to throw your 10 giant balls
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into our 10 giant cups.
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[ Laughter ]
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And just like classic beer pong,
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if you get the ball in,
we'll remove a cup.
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The red cups
are worth 1 point,
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and that yellow one in the
middle, that's worth 2 points.
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Got it.Okay, so one more thing.
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You see this giant red-and-black
flannel-covered arm
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swinging from the rafters?
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That is literally a life-sized
replica of Blake's arm.
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Look at this.Look at that.
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Don't fall.
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That's land's end,people.
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Yeah, it is.
And you know what?
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It moves just like that.
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So, don't let that block
your shot.
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Very arthritic.
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So, we are gonna have
a coin flip
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to determine who goes first.
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And, Jimmie, since you came
to set first today,
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we're gonna have you call it,
heads or tails.Thank you.
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Oh, I love Jimmie Johnson.
I love him.
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I'm a big fan
of Jimmie Johnson.
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Oh, the best.
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Okay, so we got
the Blake Mullet Coin here,
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business in the front,
which is our heads,
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and then we have
a good, old party in the back,
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which is our tails.
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I'm going with the party
in the back.
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I like you.
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Okay, let's see.
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Oh, we're doing business today.
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Oh!
Aww!
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So, Clint, you guys want
to go first or second?
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Definitely first.Oh, hell, yeah.
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So, the best of luck
to you both,
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and I say
let's get Beer Bombed.
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Let's do this!
Yeah!
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All right, Sam,
you ready?
Oh, I'm ready.
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Clint's ready.
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Cue the arm.
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There we go.
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Okay, there we go.
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Like it, yes!
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All right, let's hear it
for Clint, guys. Come on.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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He got a 2.
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Boom!Clint made a number 2.
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Blake: Hey, it was important
to get that 2 first, right?
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For the first time
in your life,
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you're actually beating
Jimmie Johnson.
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That's right.
This will never happen again.
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Don't let your happiness show
too bright here.
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All right, so Team Clint
has 2 points so far.
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Come on, Nashville,
Jimmie needs you.
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Come on!
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Blake: Come on, Jimmie,
you're a champion.
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[ Crowd groans ]
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We are talking
lap-down material.
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All right.Come on, Sam.
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One second and then...
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[ Crowd groans ]
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In and out.
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Omar, come on.
You need a point here.
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Carson:
Oh, there it is.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Nice work.That's nice.
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They're catching us, Sam.
They're catching us.
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Team Clint with 2,
and now Team Jimmie with 1.
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All right, Clint.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Clint: Boom!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Yeah! That is two laps
down now, Jimmie.
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All right, tell them
to get a lap back.Carson: Come on, Jimmie.
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All right,
let's do this.
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Here we go.
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Oh! Like a boss.
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Yes, see?
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Jimmie Johnsonis back.
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It's a game now.
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He got his lap back?
This is bullshit.
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Team Clint with 3,
Team Jimmie with 2. Let's go.
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Clint will figure out a way
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to still lose this,
I promise you.
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All right, let's go.All right.
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Ooh! Oh.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Oh, okay.
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Uh-oh!
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All right, Sam.
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Come on.
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[ Crowd groans ]
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Come on, Omar.
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Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
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So, Team Jimmie,
you got 3 points,
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and Team Clint, you got 4.
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And you know what?
We're gonna speed up this arm
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and see who's going
to take this game.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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That's as fast as
Blake Shelton has ever moved.
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Y'all ready?Hey, let's hear it
for Clint, guys.
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No way,
no way, no way.
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Sam: That's it.
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Yeah!Oh, he's unstoppable.
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I could watch you
do this all day.
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This is Jimmie Johnson.
Don't count him out yet, okay?
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Omar:
Here we go, Jimmie.
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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The old rim job!
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Oh, my gosh,
we got ourselves a game.
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Team Jimmie now with 4.Carson: Yeah, it's a game.
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Dropping some bombs here,
and we got Team Clint with 5.
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Well, Sam could close it
if he makes this one.
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And we only got
two cups left.
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Be the man.
Just make the winning shot
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straight in the hole.
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[ Crowd groans ]
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Aaaah!
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Omar: Here we go.
Come on, baby.
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Come on, Omar. You're gonna
tie this game up or what?
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Here we go.
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Blake: That is a fast-moving
hand right there.
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Oh, it's all tied up!
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We got a tied game.
No pressure at all.
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All right, you can win it here
though, buddy.
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I mean, this is
the winning cup, literally.
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We couldn't have written this.
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[ Crowd groans ]
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He left the door open!
Yes!
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No pressure.
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All: [Chanting] Jimmie,
Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie.
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Oh! What a comeback!
What a comeback!
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God almighty!
I need some alcohol!
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Clint Bowyer doesn't
do it again.
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Oh, great work.
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So, dropping six bombs tonight,
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the winner of this game
is Team Jimmie.
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Wow.
Yes!
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Great job.
Thank you.
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Great job, Omar.
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But, wait.
Guys, Clint, it's not over.
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It feels like it.
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Nikki: You can spin
our Wheel of Redemption.
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You can get one point,
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and you could tie this game up
one to one.
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I think we spin it.He thinks we spin it.
We spin it!
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We spin it!
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We got Liquid Steak,
Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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Oh, God.
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Bar Mat.What the hell
is the Bar Mat?
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And then we got
a small sliver of hope.
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Carson:
Are you ready for the Wheel?
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All: [Chanting]
Wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel...
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Come on, Rocky Mountain!
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...wheel, wheel!
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Get on around there!
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Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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Yeah,
that's the worst one!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Here we go, everybody,
Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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Call them what
they are, Carson.
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For people who don't know,
they are
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00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,946
the testicles of a bull,
deep-fried.
258
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,078
Those are big testicles.This was a big bull.
259
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,776
Sam, I'm pissed
at you right now.
260
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,604
You should be.
261
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,170
Have a nice bite, enjoy.
262
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,868
Oh, you're lucky.
It's fried.
263
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,478
I'll get out
of the way.Cheers.
264
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,697
[ Crunch! ]
265
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,046
Is it salty?
266
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,569
[ Laughter ]
267
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,092
Looks creamy.
Is that creamy?
268
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,746
Shut up.
They're terrible.
269
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,008
We already lost.
270
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,488
You couldn't get it
in the hole,
271
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,446
and now you have
a mouthful of testicles, buddy.
272
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,579
Clint Bowyer has proven
that he can't do anything
273
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,538
other than eat
a bull's balls.
274
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,715
All right,
they got their one point.
275
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,804
Let's give it to them.
276
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,589
Okay, we're just
getting started.
277
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,896
More "Barmageddon" after this.
278
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,028
Coming up, on "Barmageddon"...
279
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,464
Ohh!Ohh!
Ohh!Ohh!
280
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,989
You can rewrite your history
with Jimmie Johnson,
281
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,773
starting now.And later...
282
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,949
Oh, is that where
it was supposed to go?
283
00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,865
There is a Liquid Steak
on the board calling your name.
284
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,954
Carson: Bon appétit.
285
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,652
This is a blood bath!
286
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,218
All comes down to this!
287
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,485
Blake:
Tell them, Nikki!
288
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,618
Nikki: Welcome back.
This is "Barmageddon,"
289
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,968
where a little party
never hurt nobody.
290
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:07,492
That's right.Okay, so I'm sure
you're all familiar
291
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,712
with the game cornhole,
right?Yep, good times.
292
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:13,411
Okay, your goal will be
to get your beanbag,
293
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,587
aka your corn kernel,
into the hole
294
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:16,980
or on our Moonshine board,
295
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,853
but you'll be using
one of our air cannons,
296
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,029
and you'll earn 1 point
if you get it on the board,
297
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,379
and you'll get 3 points
if you get it in the hole.
298
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,687
This is Air Cannon Cornhole.
299
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,776
Blake: Come on, Jimmie,
stare him down. Come on.
300
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,256
Eye contact --
look at that eye contact.
301
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,085
Let's do it.
Any air cannon you want.
302
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,260
Any cannon?Any cannon.
303
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,698
I'm going
this side.
Oh!
304
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,004
Ooh, I like it. Yeah.I'm gonna get
in my opponent's head.
305
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,266
Don't blow your ear.
306
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,747
[ Cheers and applause ]
307
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,793
Come on, Jimmie,
aim that cob.
Carson: Yes!
308
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,185
[ Crowd groans ]
309
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,709
It almost slid up the board.That's okay.
310
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,362
It's a warm-up, right?A little soft, a little soft.
311
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,712
Soft is an understatement.
312
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,365
Come on, Clint.
Come on, Clint.
313
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,280
You got this, Clint.Come on, Clint.
314
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,368
[ Cheers and applause ]
315
00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,371
[ Crowd groans ]
316
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,938
Just a bit outside.
317
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,070
Shit!
318
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,377
Okay, so it's zero to zero.
319
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,857
All right, Omar,
you got this, buddy.
320
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,730
Aim right, right,
right, right. More!
321
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,209
[ Crowd groans ]
322
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,516
Hell of a shot!What happened?
323
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:18,476
Cornhole.
Not corn, cornhole.
324
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,740
Way high, Sam! Whoa, whoa!Right!
325
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,654
Go right, right, right, right!
There you go.
326
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,439
Too low,
I can already tell you.
327
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,223
[ Crowd groans ]
328
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,834
What's wrong
with you people?
329
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,923
Stop teasing!
330
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,188
Oh, it's a point!
That's a point.
331
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,972
That's one point.You're on the board.
332
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,669
God, I hate you!
333
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,584
Come on, Clint.It's your last shot
of the round.
334
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,934
Clint, do something
with your life.
335
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,284
You can rewrite your history
with Jimmie Johnson,
336
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,981
starting now.
337
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,158
[ Ka-ching! ]
338
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,247
[ Cheers and applause ]
339
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,380
Whoo-hoo-hoo!Cornhole in one!
340
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,598
Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
341
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,600
Is that where
it was supposed to go?
342
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,124
That's what I thought!
Yeah!
343
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,734
Whoo!
344
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,998
Team Jimmie, you're gonna start
us off for Round 2.
345
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,000
Once again,
you find yourself behind.
346
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,917
Blake: Create some drama,
Jimmie, come on.
347
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,746
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
348
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:17,144
Oh, he made it!
Oh, he made it!
349
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,710
[ Laughter ]
350
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,277
That's the Michael Jordan.
351
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,931
He got 3 points!
352
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,934
Hell of a way to
start a round, Jimmie.That was ridiculous.
353
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,327
Should we blindfold you?
354
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,458
[ Laughter ]
355
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,895
Sam: you got this.
356
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:34,030
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
357
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,945
[ Cheers and applause ]
358
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,252
Come on, buddy!
You're doing something.
359
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,123
Omar, do you understand
the pressure
360
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,646
that's on you right now?I got it.
361
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,344
You don't want to be
the man that doesn't
362
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,912
get it in the hole,
right?Never.
363
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,609
You got this.
364
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,829
Aim right, right, right,
right, more right,
365
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,048
a little more right.
There you go.
366
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,706
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
367
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,839
Jimmie: Good direction.There you go --
3 points.
368
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,753
Come on, now.
369
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,494
Carson: Come on, Sam.There we go.
Come on, you got this.
370
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,887
Put some corn
in that thing.
371
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,150
A little higher.A little higher?
All right.
372
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,022
3, 2, 1.Come on, you got to get
in the lead here.
373
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,501
Clint: Get in there!
374
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,286
Oh, it's a railer.What is that?
375
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,678
On the rail, one point.
376
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:17,465
And the score is 7-7,
so you guys are tied.
377
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:20,250
Here we go.
Watch this.
378
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,165
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
379
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,906
Right in the...
380
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,039
Clint:
That was incredible!You got 10 points!
381
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:29,912
One shot left in this round.
This is it.
382
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,348
No net. No net.
383
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:34,003
Jimmie: Anything I can do
to piss him --
384
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,091
Oh!
385
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,614
[ Crowd groans ]
386
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,703
Carson:
That's a one-pointer.Good try, buddy.
387
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,009
It's a railer.
Still a point.
388
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,837
All right, so at the end
of Round 2,
389
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,231
we have Team Jimmie
with 10 points,
390
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,928
and we got Team Clint
with 8.
391
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,190
That ain't bad.
392
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,975
Jimmie:
It's not good, Nikki!
393
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:52,892
No mercy, Jimmie.
No mercy, Jimmie.
394
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:57,026
Oh, yeah, he's human.
He missed. He's human.
395
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,941
All right, Clint,
you got eight points.
396
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,508
Sam: Let's take the lead
right here.
397
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,467
Clint! Clint!
Before you go, just...
398
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,816
just keep that in mind.
399
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,514
Carson: Liquid Steak.Liquid Steak.
400
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,559
Or make this.You got this!
401
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,866
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
402
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,739
11 to 10. Omar?Come on, Omar.
403
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:18,352
Do not let me down, Omar.
Stay the course.
404
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,658
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
405
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:24,401
Okay, so that still has
Team Jimmie with 10
406
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,968
and Team Clint with 11.
407
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,535
Okay, come on, Sam.
408
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,277
Come on, let's go.
Give it up for Sam!
409
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,540
You got this.Come on, Sam!
410
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,934
Oh, it's a point for a rail!
411
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,632
All right, guys, this is
the last shot of the last round.
412
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,243
We have Team Clint with 12,
413
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,594
and we got Team Jimmie with 10,
and, Jimmie, you know
414
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,293
what that means --
you got to get it in the hole.
415
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,469
You heard the lady.
Let's go.All right,
let's hear it for Jimmie.
416
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,906
You got to get it.
You need one.
417
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,778
Oh, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
418
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,739
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
419
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,481
That guy is crunch!He got it in the hole!
420
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,091
That is your career.
421
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,137
All right, we got
Team Jimmie with 13.
422
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,269
You will have to get it
on the board to tie it up,
423
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,011
or you got to get it
in the hole to win.No pressure, Clint.
424
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,535
Oh, you're good.
425
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,539
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
426
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,150
He did it!
He got it!
427
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,412
You just won!
428
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,937
I did it!
429
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,373
I did it!
430
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,810
Okay.
431
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,291
After a supercharged
game of cornhole,
432
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,771
Team Clint is the winner.
433
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,294
[ Cheers and applause ]
434
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,253
Carson: It's the first time
we've ever seen
435
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,819
"Clint" and "winner"
in the same sentence.
436
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,865
So, I hate to say it,
Team Jimmie,
437
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,824
but if you guys want
to tie this game up,
438
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,262
you're gonna have to spin
our Wheel of Redemption.
439
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,873
All: [Chanting] Wheel,
wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel...
440
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,657
And if you guys
aren't brave enough to do it,
441
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,224
we could just move on
to the next game.
442
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,009
All: [Chanting]
...wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel!
443
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,446
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
We're in.
444
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,100
They're gonna do the Wheel.
445
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:57,277
Carson: All right,
let's spin the wheel!
446
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,670
All right, we got the Bar Mat,
we got Liquid Steak,
447
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:03,544
and a small sliver of hope.
Ready? Here we go!
448
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,154
[ Cheers and applause ]
449
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,200
Sliver of hope.
Hope, hope.Hope, hope, hope.
450
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,853
Man: Bar Mat!
Bar Mat!
451
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,812
Oh, there goes your hope.
452
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:11,813
It's the Bar Mat.
453
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,467
Nikki:
Got the Bar Mat.
454
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,513
This is the Bar Mat. We've made
quite a few cocktails on it.
455
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:20,561
There's some residue down there,
and you're gonna drink it.
456
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,171
Out of the mat?Out of the mat.
457
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,347
Blake: Oh, my God,
are you serious?
Disgusting.
458
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,654
Oh, my God.
Oh, no!
459
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,091
[ Laughs ]
460
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:32,007
Boys, you will tie
the Clint team
461
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,880
if you're willing to drink
the bar-mat shot.All right.
462
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,579
All: [Chanting] Drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink, drink,
463
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,928
drink, drink, drink!
464
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,669
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
465
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,366
They drank the Bar Mat.
466
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,673
Nice work, boys.
You've earned it.Terrible.
467
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,805
The aftertaste
is the worst part.
468
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:51,809
All right, congratulations,
Team Jimmie, right?
469
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,116
You did what you needed to do,
earning a point
470
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,380
and making up for the fact that
you can't put corn in a hole.
471
00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:01,732
So, now the teams are tied,
two games down, three to go.
472
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,473
I hope you're ready
for our next one.
473
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,128
[ Cheers and applause ]
474
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:10,524
You having fun?
You look serious.I'm having a blast.
475
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,265
You're getting to hang
out with a champ.
476
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,050
How many times?
Seven.
477
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,487
[ Cheers and applause ]
478
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:21,187
All right, all right,
all right,
479
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,667
we are back
with more "Barmageddon."
480
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:26,366
After our first two games,
our teams are tied
481
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,845
with 2 points each,
482
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:31,153
and now we are taking
the easiest Olympic sport
483
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,155
and combining it
with the easiest way
484
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,330
to catch a buzz for cheap.
485
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,766
It's Keg Kurling.
486
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,160
Carson:
Let's do Keg Kurling.
487
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,336
Yes.
488
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,556
Okay, so the goal
is to push those kegs
489
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,384
towards the bullseye
on our fake ice rink.
490
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,081
The closer you land
on the bullseye,
491
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,648
the more points you earn.Got it.
492
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,693
On this ground, you'll see
a replica of Blake's tattoo.
493
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,305
Blake's $5 tattoo.Yep.
494
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,437
So, you can't
cross the line, okay?
495
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,266
If you knock your opponent
out of the circle,
they lose a point.
496
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,268
Even better,
'cause I'm gonna knock your shit
497
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,400
out of the way
every time.
498
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,010
Like a bump draft.
499
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,882
Bump his ass off the court
is what I'm gonna do.
500
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,015
Giant shuffleboard,
for God's sakes.
501
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,365
Giant shuffleboard.Y'all ready to play
Keg Kurling?
502
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:12,455
I say let's do it.
All right, Clint.
503
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,197
Hey, you're up.
504
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,329
Come on, Clint!
505
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,722
Come on, Clint.
506
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,333
Have you ever
held a broom before?
507
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,684
[ Laughter ]You ever swept?
508
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,251
Here we go. Come on.
You ready?
509
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,513
Let's go, everybody.
510
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,428
[ Cheers and applause ]
511
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,212
Beautiful.
Jimmie:
Aw, that's a good one.
512
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,736
Are you kidding me?Are you kidding me?
513
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,955
Oh!
514
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,565
Is that where
it's supposed to go?
515
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,567
Is that the bullseye
you were talking about?
516
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,917
That's what I thought.That's the bullseye.
517
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,398
Wow.
All right, Jimmie,
let's see what you got.
518
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,835
Have I ever sweat before?
Come on!
519
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,881
I mean, you could
knock him out, Jimmie.
520
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,926
Oh, I will.Oh, he's gonna
knock him out.
521
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,102
Nikki: Come on, Jimmie.
Let's hear it for Jimmie.
522
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,194
[ Cheers and applause ]
523
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,805
Ohh!
524
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,461
That was good.
525
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,898
Jimmie doesn't say anything.
He's silent but deadly.
526
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,553
Yeah.
He's a silent killer.Every time.
527
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:09,599
Yeah, just cropdusting you
every time.
Yes, he is.
528
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,298
Oh, that's good.All right, Sam.
529
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,213
[ Indistinct shouting ]
530
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,605
Ohh!Ohh!
Ohh!Ohh!
531
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,260
Okay, that's a point.
532
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:22,177
Come on, Omar.
It breaks left.
533
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,180
That's a nice touch.
534
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,442
Sit down, sit down!
535
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,836
Oh, but that's 2.
That's good.
536
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:32,274
Check -- Make sure
you have the aerodynamics.
537
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,754
Make sure you're in the draft.
538
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,538
It's 4 to 2.There you go, man.
Line it up.
539
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,018
No bullseye.Sam: Come on, Clint.
540
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,976
Carson: Come on, Clint.Yeah, let's go, Clint.
541
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,283
[ Cheers and applause ]
542
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,111
Oh, boy.
543
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,722
Ohh!
544
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,769
I-I like how these guys play.
545
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,075
Yeah, yeah, me too.I like it.
546
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,296
[ Crowd cheers ]
547
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,471
Omar:
Great attack, though.
548
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,647
Oh, yeah, nice.
549
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,259
Carson: Mr. Smooth.Wow.
550
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,086
What?Wow.
551
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:05,002
How you like me now, buddy?All right, so,
at the end of Round 1,
552
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:09,703
Team Jimmie has 5 points.That was a good one,
as always.
553
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:13,402
And Tim Clint has 4.It's close.
It's pretty close.
554
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,622
That's not a blowout.
That's not a blowout.
555
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,493
All right, let's play Round 2.
Jimmie, you're up.
556
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,670
Omar: Come on, Jimmie.Okay, man. Give it
some horsepower, Jimmie.
557
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,977
[ Cheers and applause ]
558
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,372
Go, go. Ohh!
559
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,287
Didn't even qualify.
560
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,680
I was trying to put it
on the red, but I came up short.
561
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,943
Look like it run out of stroke
right there, boys.
562
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,119
You're down a cylinder.
563
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,904
All right, Clint, let's go.
564
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,167
Come on, Clint.
565
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,647
Clint:
Oh, settle down!
566
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:43,345
Carson: Go, go!Take it. We'll take it.
567
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:46,000
All right.
Hey, that's 2 points.
568
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,871
Overshot the runway
there, buddy.
569
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,873
Felt good.
It felt good.
570
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,572
This is your life's mission
right here.
571
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,095
[ Applause ]
572
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,097
Jimmie:
That's a good touch.Uh-oh, uh-oh.
573
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,055
That's a good touch.
Look at Omar.There it is.
574
00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:01,363
Look at Omar!Yeah, he tucked it around.
575
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,583
Clint:
This is so important.
576
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,367
Oh, just outside!
577
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:09,023
Go! Break a tackle!
That's what we're talking about!
578
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,894
Oh, look at this angle
he's got here.
579
00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,548
Nikki: This is your last one
in Round 2.
580
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,550
All right, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
581
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,073
Oh, with authority!
Oh!
582
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:18,815
[ Laughter and applause ]
583
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,991
That is how you play
Keg Kurling.
584
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:24,081
Come on, Clint.
Get mad, Clint! Get mad!
585
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,605
Yes.
586
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,694
You got to get him
out of that bullseye.
587
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:28,825
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
588
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,566
Oh, he got a point,
though!
589
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:33,090
That'll work.
He got a point.
No.
590
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:36,659
That's also how he's gonna walk
into his hotel room tonight.
591
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,922
Compliments of you,
thank you.
592
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,707
This is my show,
and that counts.
593
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,012
That counts, right?
That counts.
594
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,579
Clint: If it's in the color,
it counts.
595
00:22:43,623 --> 00:22:45,755
That's in the color.
That's a point.
596
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:50,325
Okay, so at the end of Round 2,
Team Jimmie has 10.
597
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,066
Yeah, that's typical.
Yep.
598
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:55,112
And Team Clint has 7.
599
00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:58,942
Okay, we got another round.
It's not over.
600
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:02,598
Who will shuffle their way
to a win and sweep this game?
601
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:04,426
We'll find out after the break.
602
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,516
[ Cheers and applause ]
603
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,435
Welcome back to "Barmageddon."
604
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,306
This is the drunkest
bar games
605
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,570
I've ever been involved with
in my life.
606
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:20,007
We've been kurling
our asses off in here,
607
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:23,227
so let's get right back into it
and play our last round.
608
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,926
[ Cheers and applause ]
609
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:27,536
Last chance, Sam.
610
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,930
Whatever the hell that board is,
is not what we want to do.
611
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:32,236
There is a Liquid Steak
on the board calling your name.
612
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,500
Clint, we're blue!
613
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:35,718
Oh, shit.
614
00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:37,546
Get in the blue to get
closer to the white.
615
00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:39,722
It is a drinking game,
ladies and gentlemen.That's right.
616
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,420
[ Laughter ]
617
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,900
Come on, Clint.Come on, Clint.
618
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:46,555
Carson: Oh, that's got
good touch.
Wow.
619
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:49,558
That's money.
That's money.
620
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,125
That's money!
621
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:53,388
Put that shit
on a cracker.
622
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,435
Jimmie Johnson is a good
cock block, so we'll see.
623
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,132
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
624
00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,568
I think that's a compliment.
625
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,309
That's a great
compliment, right?
626
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:02,919
Blake: Block it.
627
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:03,964
Cock block,
coming up.
628
00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:05,835
[ Cheers and applause ]
629
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,447
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
630
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:12,451
Oh! that must hurt
in your soul.
631
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,670
Look how happy he is too.
Look.
632
00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,106
Don't flip it over
like I did.
633
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,760
Come on, Sam.
634
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:20,023
[ Cheers and applause ]
635
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,939
[ Crowd groans ]
636
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,507
Blake: I knew he was
gonna do it!
637
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:28,292
Nikki: I don't know.That's the price you pay
for trying to knock it out.
638
00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,730
All right, Omar.
639
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:31,861
Don't you dare!
640
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,384
Oh, let's make a tackle!
641
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,038
Omar: Get up there!That's a zero.
642
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,780
Clint, stay away from the red
one. Don't knock it in.
643
00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:40,043
[ Cheers and applause ]
644
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,349
Beautiful!
645
00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:44,831
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
646
00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:46,485
[ Laughter ]
647
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,095
He's in.
648
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:51,925
Okay, guys, so it's a tied game,
10 to 10,
649
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:55,494
and that right there is
the last keg of the night,
650
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,278
so, Jimmie,
it's all up to you.
651
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,410
That's the winning keg.Got to get a point.
652
00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:00,542
Blake: Jimmie!
653
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,979
All: [ Chanting ]
Jimmie, Jimmie,
654
00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:04,938
Jimmie, Jimmie!
655
00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:08,332
[ Indistinct shouting ]
656
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,334
[ Cheers and applause ]
657
00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:13,729
Nikki: You got one point!
You won!
658
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,252
That was by a point.
659
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,906
So, with 11 points,
660
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,519
the winner of Keg Kurling
is Team Jimmie.
661
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:24,044
[ Cheers and applause ]
662
00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:25,828
Blake: Spin the wheel!
663
00:25:25,872 --> 00:25:29,832
All: [Chanting]
Spin the wheel! Spin the wheel!
664
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,007
Spin the wheel!
665
00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,009
There's not a lot
of hope left.
666
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,445
Look at that.
667
00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:37,274
Is that a yes?
You guys are spinning.Yes.
668
00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:40,887
Sam: Yeah, go ahead.
669
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:44,325
All: [Chanting] Wheel, wheel,
wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel,
670
00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:45,587
wheel, wheel, wheel!
671
00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:48,068
What if he got the hope?
Oh.
672
00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:49,678
Nikki: Oh.All right.
673
00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:53,508
The Liquid Steak it is.What is that?
674
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,684
Liquid Steak is exactly
what you would think it is.
675
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:56,990
It is steak.
676
00:25:57,033 --> 00:26:01,168
I'm gonna put it in a blender
and this au jus.
677
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:03,126
Blake:
Wait a minute. You like soup?
678
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:04,519
Soup with alcohol in it.
679
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:08,958
Let's put in some steak,
a little Worcestershire.
680
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:11,265
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
681
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,310
It's Liquid Steak.
682
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:15,922
Oh, my God.
683
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,576
We got a good shot at that,
right?
684
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:20,883
Oh, yeah, want to smell it?
685
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,276
Oh, my gosh.
686
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:23,756
That's -- hmm.
687
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,322
[ Laughter ]
688
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:26,889
I didn't sign up
for this shit.
689
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,412
Yeah, you did.
I think you did.
690
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:30,023
All right, boys.
Please, bon appétit.
691
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:33,461
And for those who are concerned,
that is grassfed Liquid Steak.
692
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:36,072
Oh, yeah, 'cause
that was my concern. Yeah.
693
00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:38,074
I'm so glad we won.
694
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,555
At this point,
even if y'all win, you've lost.
695
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,383
It is so nasty,
it won't even hit your lips.
696
00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:44,167
Well, I got a little spoon
in there for you.
697
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,430
All I got was the juice.Oh, my God.
698
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,867
[ Laughter ]
699
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,172
[ Crowd groans ]
700
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,653
Sam, how is it?Could be better.
701
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:54,047
Give it up for Clint
and Sam, everybody.
702
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,527
[ Cheers and applause ]
703
00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:00,880
[ Cheers and applause ]
704
00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,359
Nikki: Yes!
705
00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,623
Here at "Barmageddon,"
we like to help the helpless,
706
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,841
so we created a word game
707
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,756
with only five letters
to keep track of.
708
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,020
And as you can see,
we have a coin-operated horse.
709
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:12,631
Wait a minute.
Y'all got any quarters?
710
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,110
I'll get it out
of your register over here.
711
00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:16,286
Nikki: And if you look at
the other end of the room,
712
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,898
you'll see a bunch of stuff
we found in Blake's pickup.
713
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:21,204
Except those are
my good potatoes.
714
00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:22,641
You want those back?
715
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,686
We will also be giving you
a helping hand
716
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,645
that happens to launch
paint balls.
717
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,864
You'll get three paint balls
each turn.
718
00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:31,475
For each target you hit,
you get a letter.Oh, yeah.
719
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,999
But if one of you
hits something,
720
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,305
the next person has to hit
the same target.
721
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:36,655
Got it.
Oh, yeah.
722
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,569
First team to spell "HORSE"
wins the game.
723
00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:41,398
Get ready to
play H.O.R.S.E. on a Horse.
724
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:44,924
Team Jimmie, you're first up.
725
00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:46,665
Drink it down, Jimmie,
drink it down.
726
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,275
[ Cheers and applause ]
727
00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:50,364
Jimmie, you know how
to get on a horse?
728
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:52,714
Not really.That is not a good look.
729
00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:54,324
I feel like I overshot
the mark.
730
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:56,675
Sam, if you get on that horse
and ride it like that,
731
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,633
we are no longer
teammates.
732
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:01,941
All right, ready,
set, giddy on up.
733
00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:03,725
[ "William Tell Overture"
playing ]
734
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,859
Come on, horsey.Hope he gets bucked off.
735
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,340
He got it.Carson: That's a hit.
736
00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:12,168
That's a hit!First shot, hit.
737
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,996
Come on!
That's a hit?
738
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,519
That's a hit.
739
00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:18,000
Nikki: Yeah, you hit it.
Okay, Clint, now it's your turn
740
00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:20,089
to take the reins
and hit the same target.
741
00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,701
Blake: Come on, let's go!
Giddy up, doggy!
742
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,007
He's got to hit
the same one.
743
00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:26,748
You got to --
You have to get the tractor.
744
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,532
You got to try and hit
the same one.Oh, yeah.
745
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:30,360
Same one.
746
00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:31,535
[ Cheers and applause ]
747
00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:32,623
That's it.
That's it.
748
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:35,365
Hey, by the way,
that is a hit.
749
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:39,805
All right, so the score
right now -- we got "H" and "H."
750
00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:41,154
All right, Omar.
751
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:44,548
Basically, if you miss --
ho ho! -- embarrassing.
752
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:46,072
Omar, what are you
thinking about?
753
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:47,203
A "HO."
754
00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:49,902
All right, giddy on up.
755
00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:52,731
Jimmie:
Come on, Omar, let's go.
756
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,042
Oh!
757
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:02,392
That's three?Oh, that's three.
758
00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:04,046
Just a bit outside.
759
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,222
So, Omar got nothing.
760
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,615
[ Laughter ]
761
00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:10,226
Still "H," "H."
Sam, come on.All right.
762
00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:12,707
I think this is the moment
you can redeem yourself.
763
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,883
You already have kind of
a cowboy name anyway, man.
764
00:29:14,927 --> 00:29:17,407
Come on, Sam.
Saddle him up, Sam.
765
00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:21,455
With your purple pants on,
come on.
766
00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:23,457
That's a cowboy
right there.
767
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,764
Clint: Come on, Sam.
768
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:31,160
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
769
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,814
That's an "O."
770
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,033
Yes!
771
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:37,079
Jimmie, you're up.
You only have an "H."
772
00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:40,169
Hey, once again, he's behind,
which is not a good thing.
773
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,650
Jimmie does always seem
to come back when he's down.
774
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,783
Can he hit those beans?
775
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,960
Uh-oh!
776
00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:50,919
Uh-oh!
777
00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:53,182
One more shot.Oh, come on.
778
00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:58,057
Yes!He's human. He's human.
779
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,536
What an idiot!
780
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,624
Well, that didn't go so well.
781
00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:02,235
[ Laughter ]
782
00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:04,106
We're back!
We're in it.
783
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,847
Yeah, that's it!
784
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:08,632
All right, so Team Clint.
You guys have a "HO."
785
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:09,851
So let's see if you can
get a "HOR."
786
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,462
Whoa.
One more letter.
787
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:14,856
And unfortunately, Team Jimmie,
you guys still have an "H."
788
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,946
Come on, Bowyer.Come on, start the horse!
789
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:19,818
What are you going for?
He's going for the taters.
790
00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:24,648
Yeah!
791
00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:25,780
[ Cheers and applause ]
792
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,216
Blake, he got your potatoes.
793
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,479
That's a brand-new sack
of potatoes out of my truck.
794
00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:30,959
No French fries
for you tonight, buddy.
795
00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:33,919
All right, Omar.Come on, Omar.
"H.O.R." to "H."
796
00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:37,139
See if you can get that "O."
Make sure to hit the potatoes.
797
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:38,575
[ Cheers and applause ]
798
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:41,927
Oh, he's going
gangster style!
799
00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:46,670
Oh, he got it!It's in the corner.
800
00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,237
You didn't hit it.
It hit the corner.
801
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:50,718
It hit the corner. Yeah,
you got one more shot, Omar.
802
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,198
Turn the horse back on.
803
00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:55,549
It's an official miss, Omar.
Let's try again.
804
00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:58,421
It hit the bag.
It hit the bag.
805
00:30:58,465 --> 00:30:59,596
No, it didn't hit the bag!
806
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,946
It hit the bag
on the way by.
807
00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:02,730
The splatter hit the bag.
808
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,428
It has to hit the bag.Wait, look at the bag.
809
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:08,083
That could be the splatter.Does splatter count, Nikki?
810
00:31:08,127 --> 00:31:10,303
Splatter doesn't count,
sorry.Okay, okay, all right.
811
00:31:10,346 --> 00:31:14,350
Golly!Okay, so we got Team Clint
with "H.O.R."
812
00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,222
[ Cheers and applause ]
813
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:19,616
And we got Team Jimmie
with just an "H."
814
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,009
This is gonna be tough
to come back from.
815
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,751
Saddle them up, Sam.
Put a quarter in it.
816
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:25,144
Put a quarter in it!
Let's go!
817
00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,276
All right.
818
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,238
One shot, and he hit
the ice bucket.
Whoo!
819
00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:35,719
This is a bloodbath.
It is a bloodbath.
820
00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:37,721
Sam, you just needed
some paintball in your life.
821
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:40,072
Team Clint with "HORS"
without the "E."
822
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:41,073
All right, Jimmie.
823
00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:42,726
All right, Jimmie.
Last try.
824
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:45,033
You're down a few laps
on this game, Jimmie.
825
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:46,078
Giddy on up.
826
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:50,604
[ "William Tell Overture"
playing ]
827
00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:58,699
What?! Man!
828
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,920
Whoo!
You suck!
829
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,704
I hit the top.
Actually, look at it.
830
00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:05,271
I hit the top.
831
00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:07,534
He actually did.
He did hit it.Oh, wait, he hit the top.
832
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:08,883
Bullshit!
833
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,189
There's no way
it could hit this side
834
00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:11,712
of the handle
unless he hit it.
835
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,235
I think he hit the top,
though, right?
836
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,977
Let's check instant replay.Let's see that back in slo-mo.
837
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:18,588
That's a hit.
That's a hit.
838
00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:21,417
That's a hit!
Good job, Jimmie.Thank you, thank you.
839
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:24,899
See, I'm so good, I can hit
that little thing on top.
840
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,248
All right, now we got a game.
841
00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:29,208
All right, so we got Team Jimmie
with an "H.O.,"
842
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:32,080
and we got Team Clint.
You guys are still with
a "HORS" without an "E."
843
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:33,908
All right, Clint.Almost there.
844
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,084
Are you gonna finish this game
or what?Yes, right now.
845
00:32:36,128 --> 00:32:39,044
All right, let's see.We got money in the bank, right?
I need to go for a small one.
846
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,480
Yeah, you got time
to be cocky.
Right.
847
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:43,352
Why not just win it for once,
like, just close it?
848
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:44,701
[ Cheers and applause ]
849
00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:47,966
[ "William Tell Overture"
playing ]
850
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,449
One.
851
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,755
Two.
852
00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:58,454
[ Cheers and applause ]
853
00:32:58,498 --> 00:33:00,326
Oh, he blew it up.
854
00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:01,588
Damn!
855
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:04,721
[ Cheers and applause ]
856
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,854
Nikki: Clint,
that was an amazing shot.
857
00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:09,030
I got to say,
you just won H.O.R.S.E.
858
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:12,033
Did you see that last shot?I mean, that was really
sick, I got to say.
859
00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,992
Blew beer all over
my fans, huh?
860
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,124
Really good way to go out.
861
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:18,126
So, Team Jimmie,
unfortunately,
862
00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:20,259
we are out of spins
for the Wheel of Redemption.
863
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,522
But there is still one game
left tonight,
864
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,090
and you could win that game,
so...
All right.
865
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,179
Come on, Jimmie, tie it up.
Come on!
866
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,311
All right, we'll be back
with some more "Barmageddon"
867
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,009
after this.
868
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:34,534
Let's go! Come on back!
Come on back!
869
00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,753
[ Cheers and applause ]
870
00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:43,847
Nikki:
Welcome back to "Barmageddon,"
871
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:46,894
where, if at first you don't
succeed, maybe you should quit.
872
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:49,505
Jimmie Johnson and Clint Bowyer,
two true competitors,
873
00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:51,464
have battled it down.
874
00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:54,945
Team Jimmie has 3 points,
and Team Clint has 4.
875
00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:58,906
All right.Boo, boo.
876
00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:00,908
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
877
00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:03,345
This just in. Wait a minute.
They're talking to me in my ear.
878
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,912
I know. It's unbelievable.
879
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,132
Clint's actually beating
Jimmie Johnson.
880
00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:09,960
I know, crazy.What an ass.
881
00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:11,484
Now, we're going to boldly go
882
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,486
where most men have never gone
before
883
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:15,836
in a game
we like to call Four Play.
884
00:34:15,879 --> 00:34:17,272
Hey!
885
00:34:17,316 --> 00:34:18,926
You'll each take turns
shooting balls
886
00:34:18,969 --> 00:34:21,146
into a giant-sized
whiskey barrel hoop,
887
00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:24,279
and the first one to line up
four in a row wins the game.
888
00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:25,759
Jimmie, you could tie it here.
889
00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:28,022
I'm terrible at basketball.
It's not looking good.
890
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,980
Clint, you good
at basketball?I have Omar.
I hope Omar can pull me through.
891
00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,504
Can you play
basketball?A little bit.
892
00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:33,462
I'm in, yes!Nikki: Yeah, right.
893
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:36,161
So, Jimmie, you will be
playing with the orange balls,
894
00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:38,728
and, Clint,
you got the blue balls.
895
00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:40,165
Carson:
Story of his life.
896
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:42,167
What do you guys say?
Let's get it on?
897
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,559
Okay, blue balls.
898
00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:47,041
Ohh! Ohh!
Come on,
old blue balls!
899
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,131
Nikki: Let's play
some Four Play.Let's go, boys!
900
00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:52,133
Oh, yeah, stretch it out, Clint.
Yes.
901
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:55,223
Nikki: Yeah, Clint.Work it.
Kareem Abdul Ja-Clint.
902
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,138
[ Chuckles ]
903
00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,879
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
904
00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:01,229
I think that deserved
a big boo.A little too much.
905
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:04,667
Both: [Chanting] Shame, shame,
shame, shame, shame, shame!
906
00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:07,409
All right, Jimmie,
let's see what you got.All right.
907
00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:09,672
[ Cheers and applause ]
908
00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:11,021
What the...?
909
00:35:11,065 --> 00:35:13,894
They're drivers.
These guys -- they're athletes,
910
00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:15,548
but they're drivers, okay?
911
00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:17,027
Keep that in mind,
everybody.
912
00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:19,160
Come on, Sam.
We're all pulling for you, Sam.
913
00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:21,380
All right, we need some noise.
Come on, let's hear it.
914
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:23,208
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
915
00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:25,079
Can we change it
to Connect One?
916
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,342
Come on, Omar.
Here comes the first one.
917
00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:29,388
Oh, he's got some form.
918
00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:31,085
[ Cheers and applause ]
919
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,219
That's it, Clint.
The big rainbow, the big arc.
920
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:36,438
[ Cheers and applause ]
921
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:37,744
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
922
00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:41,269
Nope, no go, no go.
That's a no go.
923
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:42,531
Carson: There we go.
924
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:45,230
All right, Jimmie.Come on, Johnson.
925
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:47,623
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
926
00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,408
Two away.
927
00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:51,018
You better put the block on.
928
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,541
Come on, Sam.
929
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:53,803
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
930
00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:56,066
Overconfident.
Come on, Omar.
931
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,199
Let's see what you got.
932
00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:00,941
Jimmie: Oh, get in there!
Come on!In and out -- heartbreak.
933
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,029
Wow.
934
00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:04,074
Clint: Shit!
935
00:36:04,118 --> 00:36:05,554
Oh, my God, Clint.
936
00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,948
Come on, Jimmie.
Come on, Jimmie.
937
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:10,559
Oh, that's still good.Omar: That's all right.
We'll take it.
938
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:12,126
We'll take it. Hey, now.
939
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,607
This isn't Plinko, Jimmie!Still no emotion from Jimmie.
940
00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:18,480
He's just like -- no emotion,
just Jimmie Johnson's a robot.
941
00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:20,308
[ Laughter ]
942
00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:22,789
Sam!
Clint: Yes!
943
00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:24,834
All right, Omar.
Let's see.
944
00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:27,533
All right, Omar, what are
you doing? Where are we going?
945
00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,448
And he did it.
946
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:31,276
Nice form.All right, you got this one.
947
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:32,581
Come on, Clint.
948
00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:35,932
That's what
I'm talking about!There we go!
949
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:38,979
We got the two balls
and two balls!
950
00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:42,200
Omar: Come on, Jimmie,
get the three.
951
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,679
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
952
00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,638
One away.Nikki: One away.
953
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:46,943
One away
from tying it all!
954
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:48,641
Come on, Sam.
That's a lot
of pressure.
955
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:51,252
You going for the block?He's going for the block.
956
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,167
Yeah, you got to go
for the block.
957
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,169
Ohh!Ohh!
Ohh!Ohh!
958
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,216
Didn't need that.Nice rebound.
Come on, Omar.
959
00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:00,261
Omar!This is it.
960
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,481
Omar, you can tie this.
961
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:07,660
All: [Chanting] Omar,
Omar, Omar, Omar, Omar!
962
00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,923
Nikki: Oh!That was so close.
963
00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:11,838
You got this, Clint.
Block them!Block it, Clint.
964
00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:14,275
Get the hard dribble in there
like Omar does, yeah.
965
00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:15,494
There you go.It helps.
966
00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:17,235
This thing's got
too much air in it.
967
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,759
Brick!
Brick!
968
00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,195
Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
969
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,849
Jimmie!
Look out!
970
00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:25,286
Blake: There's a kid
in there, man. We got
a little kid in there.
971
00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,245
Let me really piss
you off, Bowyer.
972
00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:28,289
Jimmie,
this is your moment.
973
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,465
This ain't the championship.
974
00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:33,555
[ Cheers and applause ]
975
00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:41,302
[ Cheers and applause ]
976
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:42,521
Come here, dude.
Great.
977
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:44,871
Jimmie just tied the game!
978
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,962
He's so good.He's so good.
979
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:50,659
Look at Clint.
What happened?
980
00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:52,748
What do you --
Jimmie happened!
981
00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:54,315
Nikki: When we come back,
our Sudden Death Round,
982
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,274
and we'll find out
who will be taking the title
983
00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:58,928
of Barmageddon champion home
with them tonight.
984
00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:00,887
You're not
gonna want to miss it.
985
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,889
Come on, blue balls.
986
00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:04,804
Team Blue Balls.
987
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,503
[ Cheers and applause ]
988
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:11,941
All right, guys!
989
00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:16,772
So, after five games
and three Wheels of Redemption,
990
00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:18,992
we have ourselves a tie.
991
00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:20,994
Team Clint with 4.Carson: Yep.
992
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,822
We got Team Jimmie with 4.We're in it.
993
00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:24,345
So, you know what that means.
994
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,391
One damn ball is all you made --
for the win.
995
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:28,262
Yeah, it's
our Sudden Death Round.
996
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,785
So, it's just you two.
997
00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,526
You guys are gonna
come up here.Oh, wow.
998
00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:34,921
And whoever makes the shot first
wins the entire thing.
999
00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:37,140
[ Cheers and applause ]
1000
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:38,446
All comes down to this.
1001
00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:41,362
Now, if Jimmie goes first
and makes it,
1002
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,059
you have the opportunity
to make it.
Right.
1003
00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:44,713
And if you don't,
then you lose.
1004
00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:46,149
All right, let's do it.
1005
00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:47,977
Any last words, anybody?
1006
00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:50,719
Jimmie Johnson can kiss
both sides of my ass.
1007
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:53,113
Come on, everybody.
Sudden Death!
1008
00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:55,507
Go, Jim.Let's do it.
1009
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,814
[ Applause ]
1010
00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,342
[ Crowd groans ]
1011
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,909
Nikki: So with that miss,
now the next basket will win it.
1012
00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:09,782
It was almost like a prayer
when he threw it.
1013
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:12,437
[ Laughter ]
1014
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,745
Blake:
There's a chance, Clint.
1015
00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:18,225
Come on, Clint.
1016
00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:20,096
Carson:
He makes it, he wins.
1017
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:28,409
♪♪
1018
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:32,195
[ Cheers and applause ]
1019
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,762
He rewrote history!
1020
00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:35,721
We did it!
We did it! We did it!
1021
00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:39,681
We got our winner!
Sam, you guys won!You beat Jimmie Johnson.
1022
00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:43,076
First time in my life!
Yes!
1023
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:47,820
We did it! Whoo! Yay!
Blue balls no more.
Whoo!
1024
00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:50,605
All right, well,
congratulations, guys.
1025
00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:56,045
Clint and Sam, you guys
have one "Barmageddon," baby.
1026
00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:59,222
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1027
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:00,963
Not many people
can say that.
1028
00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:04,227
Sam, we got you
a handy-dandy beer carrier,
1029
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:06,621
and you know why --
no more spilling.
1030
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:09,798
And, Clint, you have won
"Barmageddon's" legendary medal
1031
00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:12,018
that no one has heard of,
the Cappy.
1032
00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:14,324
Aw, congratulations.Come on up.
1033
00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:16,805
Wear it with pride.
1034
00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:19,765
It's very, very special.
1035
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:23,769
Right?
Come on up here, Sam.
1036
00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:25,205
So, how do you guys feel?
1037
00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:27,033
Feel good about it.
Feel good about my performance.
1038
00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:29,514
I feel a little bit drunk.Yeah, oh, that's good.
1039
00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:31,341
Hey, that's perfect.I am so happy
1040
00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:34,257
I finally got to beat that
shithead over there.
1041
00:40:34,301 --> 00:40:37,826
He has beat me my whole life,
he really has.
1042
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,525
And this was a lot of fun,
and I'm telling you,
1043
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:43,223
everybody needs to implement
every one of these games
1044
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,920
in their household
immediately.
1045
00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:49,011
This is fun.Oh, I love that.
I agree.
1046
00:40:49,055 --> 00:40:50,665
[ Cheers and applause ]
1047
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:54,364
And, Sam, I mean, look at who
you got to team up with today.
1048
00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:56,715
This was all
just a great time.Yeah?
1049
00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:59,152
Started off a little rough,
but we put it together,
1050
00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:00,501
and we were just
a great team.
1051
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,155
I agree.
And you know what?
1052
00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:04,331
Now you're famous for something
else than being viral
1053
00:41:04,374 --> 00:41:06,376
on the internet,
so how about that?
1054
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,640
[ Cheers and applause ]
1055
00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:12,208
All right, well, I say we're
gonna end this night right.
1056
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:14,167
So, thank you to everyone
who played --
1057
00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:15,821
Jimmie, Clint, Sam, Omar --
1058
00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:18,258
and thank you to our amazing
crowd here in the house.
1059
00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,173
You guys have all been amazing.
1060
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:24,351
All right, we will see you
next time on "Barmageddon."
1061
00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:26,092
Hit it, Blake!
1062
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:29,051
♪ Makin' their way
1063
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:31,271
♪ The only way they know how
1064
00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:33,447
Man: Yes! Yeah!
1065
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:38,278
♪ Well, that's just a little bit
more than the law will allow ♪
1066
00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:43,370
[ Cheers and applause ]
1067
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:49,898
♪♪
1068
00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:56,252
♪♪
1069
00:41:56,296 --> 00:42:02,824
♪♪
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