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There is a fifth dimension
beyond tha t which is known to man.
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It is a dimension as fastas
space and as timelessas infinity.
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It is the middle ground
between lightand shadovll,
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between science
and s upers tit/on,
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and it lies between
the pit of man's fears,
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and the summit of his knowledge.
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This is the dimension
of ima Gina tion.
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It is anarea which we
call the twilight zone.
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Let's see you pay for your drink
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in your own
inimitable fashion, huh?
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A song, denton.
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How about it?
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5 how dry I... 5
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come on now. Come on, denton.
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Get up.
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Come on, denton.
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5 how dry I am j
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fl howdryiamfl
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Charlie, can't you
break that up?
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Fl nobodyknows fl
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I don't like it
any more than you do.
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The misery they give
that guy out there.
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5 how dry I am j
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fl nobody cares fl
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fl howdryiamfl
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Come on, let's go in
and have some music, men.
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Portrait of a
town drunk named al denton.
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This is a man
who's begun his dying Earl y.
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A long, agonizing route
through a maze of bottles.
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Al den ton,
who would probabl y give
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anarm or a leg
or a part of his soul
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to ha ve another chance.
To be able to rise up
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and shake the dirt from his body
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and the bad dreams tha t
infes t his consciousness.
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In the parlance of the times,
this is a peddler.
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A ra ther fanciful -I ooking
little man
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ina black frock coa t.
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And this is the third principal
character of our s Tory.
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Its function,
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perhaps to give Mr. Al denton
his second chance.
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How you doing, al?
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How do, miss Smith?
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You packing a gun now?
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This isn't mine.
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I found it right over there.
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Somebody must have dropped it.
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You were pretty good with a
gun in your day, weren't you?
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Tha t wasa long
time ago, miss Smith.
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Well, you know something?
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This is the first time
I've held a gun since...
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I can't remember
how long it's been.
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Too much of that, isn't it?
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Yep.
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Why, al?
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Why do you have
to drink so much?
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I really don't know.
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I just got the habit
one day and kept to it.
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Wait a minute, boys.
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Here we go again, fellas.
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Let's hear our little songbird.
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Hey, denton!
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Three ohoruses
of ”how dry iam. ”
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Let's hear it!
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Al, don't do it.
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He'll give me a drink,
miss Smith.
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The devil with him.
I can give you one, too,
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and you won't have
to do that for it.
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5 how dry I am j
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fl howdry/amfl
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fl nobody knows fl
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3 how dryijj
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All right.
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Come on, rumm y.
Go on and get your drink
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you been a good boy.
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Wait a minute, denton.
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Hey, gunner!
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Hey! Where did
you get the artillery?
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I... found it
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I found it right over
there in the street.
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Is that a fact?
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Hey.
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Bet it's a long time since you
used one of those, huh, rummy?
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Yeah. A long time.
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Maybe you could use it now.
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Yeah. Maybe you
could even outdraw me.
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No, I wouldn't know
how to use it anymore.
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Well, le t's see you try.
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Come on. You and me will draw.
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All right, cut it
out. I t's no t f unn yan ymore.
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Get away, Liz. We're
having a showdown here.
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Come on, gunner.
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Dan, stop it!
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Dan, Liz is right.
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Go on back to the bar.
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Can't you see we got
private business here?
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Listen, Dan.
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Come on.
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Come on out here.
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Come on, rummy.
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Come on!
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I'm going to give
you a break, rumm y.
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I'm going to do it left-handed.
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Miss Smith, tell him.
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Please tell him.
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Please, miss Smith.
Explain to him...
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Miss Smith, please tell
him it was an accident.
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I don't want any trouble.
Mr. Hotaling.
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That was shooting, al!
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Come in and get a
drink. It's on the house.
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Did you get your eye back, al?
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You been practicing
or something?
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I ain't seen shooting like
that. Since I don't know when.
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Against hotaling too.
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It isn't even mine.
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Drinks on the house!
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Hey, rummy!
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Face me, denton!
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It was an accident,
Mr. Hotaling.
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I'm gonna get this
right in your stomach.
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Dan, give him a break.
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I didn't mean to...
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I didn't even mean to...
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I didn't even mean to...
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Mr. Denton, maybe you'd
let us buy you a drink.
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What did you call me?
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Uh, I didn't mean no offense.
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I just asked you
what you called me.
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Nothing. Nothing, Mr. Denton.
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I didn't call you anything.
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That's what you called me.
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Mr. Denton.
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He called me mister, Charlie.
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Here you are, al.
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No, thanks.
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I've had enough.
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I think I'll go out
and get a shave.
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And don't call me rummy anymore!
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Al?
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I think everything's
going to beall right now
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understand?
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Charlie says you're as good
with a gun now as you ever were.
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That's what Charlie says, huh?
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I was good.
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I was real good.
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I was so good that, once a day
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someone would ride into town
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to make me prove it.
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And every morning
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I'd start my drinking
a few minutes earlier
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until one morning
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the guy who asked me to prove it
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turned out to be 16 years old.
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I left him there on his face
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right there
in front of the saloon.
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I left him there,
bleeding to DEA th
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with my bullet in him.
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I guess it'll start
all over again now.
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Every fast and fancy man
who owns a gun
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will come riding in
down that street.
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Only this time,
it'll be me face down
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bleeding to death.
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I think I'll go in
and get a shave.
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I want to look proper
on the day I die.
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A tall man. Doesn't
usually wear his gun.
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Blond hair.
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Who does that describe?
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It describes a man
named al denton.
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He supposed to be top gun
here. Would that be you?
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That would be me.
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I gota message for you, denton,
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coming from Pete Grant.
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Well, let's hear the message.
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He'll be in town
tomorrow night at 10:00.
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He'll meet you
over in the saloon.
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You tell him,
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you tell him there's no call.
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Tell Mr. Grant I'll
be there tomorrow night.
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I'll wait for his pleasure.
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It's just what it'll be.
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It didn't take any time at all.
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Just time enough for one shave.
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Evening, Mr. Denton.
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I can't use anything.
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How's that?
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I can't use anything.
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You're a peddler, aren't you?
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Oh, yes. Dealer in everything.
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Utensils, herbs, medicine,
liniments and tonics.
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Farm implements, clothing,
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and po tions.
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Oh, yes. Potions.
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Kind of a sideline,
you might say.
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Fate's the name. Henry j. Fate.
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And you're al denton.
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And you're running away.
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You shouldn't, you know.
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You shouldn't run away.
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I shouldn't.
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Yeah. I guess you're right.
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I shouldn't run away.
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I should stay here
and get shot to death.
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I guess that's what I should do.
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Curse this thing.
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Curse the moment I found it.
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No, no, no.
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Don't curse it, Mr. Den ton.
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Use it.
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Here.
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This is one of my potions.
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You might call it that,
or an elixir.
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Either way, it'll help solve
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your problem, Mr. Den ton.
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I call tha t
my fast gun de vel oper.
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Man who drinks tha t becomes
the fastest of the fast.
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You'll beable to shoota hole
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through a sil ver dollar
in mid-air
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a ta hundred feet or better
without even aiming.
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It's guaranteed
to last for ten seconds.
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Ten seconds?
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And after that?
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Well, after that,
the user's on his own.
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Here. Try it.
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Well, test the
merchandise, so to speak.
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Go ahead.
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Proof of the pudding.
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Go ahead.
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Drink it.
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There's your target, Mr. Denton.
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Go ahead. Draw on it.
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Draw on it!
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[Gunshofl
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six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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There you go, Mr. Den ton.
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Now tha t gun probabl y
wouldn't be any more use to you
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thana bottle
would be toa bull. Here.
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Drink this two seconds
after 10:00 in the night.
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Just at the moment Mr. Grant
walks into the saloon.
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How much do I owe you?
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Oh, there's no charge for this.
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You might call this...
Just a service.
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That's what it is.
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Just a service of Henry j. Fate
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just so you might
remember sometime
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the night fate stepped in.
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You want a drink, al?
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How about you, doc?
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That would be Grant.
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You denton?
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That's right.
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I hear you're
supposed to be fast.
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You got a good chance
to find out.
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Iaim to.
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Step away from
the bar, please, Mr. Denton.
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And draw.
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This is a push, boys.
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No winner.
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Yeah, you won't be shooting
anymore with that hand, al.
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Not anymore.
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Couple of fingers are
going to be stiff, too.
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But that don't make
any difference.
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The way you stood up there,
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that will be something to
tell your grandchildren about.
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And the way it looks now,
you'll live to have some.
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Just like me.
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You'll never be able
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to fire a gun again in anger.
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You're blessed, son.
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We've both been blessed.
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He's lucky.
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He learned it early.
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Did you get him, Pete?
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No more than he got me.
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Mr. Henr y fa te.
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Dealer in u tens/ls
and pots and pans
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lin/men ts and po tions.
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A fanciful little man
ina black frock coa t
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who can helpa man
climbing out of a pit
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or another man
from falling into one.
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Because, you see,
fa te can work tha t way
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in the twil igh t zone.
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Rod serl lng,
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will tell you about
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monda y nights
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Bought to you tonight by the coffee
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discuss our benefit party.
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Well, I love bridge... oh, dear!
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Girls, I shouldn't have
used those paper napkins
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they always slide off your lap.
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Pardon this intrusion, ladies.
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Oh, he has such darling
manners, the Butler.
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Madam, this occasion calls
for kleenex table napkins.
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The napkins of quality
that won't slide off your lap.
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Well, I ook! They do
cling like cloth.
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And notice, madam,
kleenex table napkins
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now come in a new
table server box,
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just fold ba ck in the center,
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and you get two napkin
servers, one to keep on the table,
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and the other in reserve.
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Wha ta smart idea!
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Hm, and they're so soft.
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I hate that scratchy kind.
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Girls, kleenex table
napkins really do
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cling like cloth.
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