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- Ray, you promised.
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Come on,
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I made lemon chicken
and everything.
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- He's not coming home
for dinner?
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It might be
the lemon chicken.
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- Yeah, she's here.
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Yeah, so's your dad.
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Pretty much everyone
but you, again.
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- I smell lemon chicken.
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- It's no good.
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- No, I--I understand.
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Yeah, okay,
I'll save you some.
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Okay, bye.
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- It's terrible.
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It's just terrible.
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- What?
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- Raymond doesn't
come home for dinner.
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- Marie, ray has
the kind of job
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Where he just can't
leave at 5:00.
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I mean, you know,
games go into overtime,
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And players
have to be interviewed.
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Just, lots of things come up
at the last minute.
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- Let me ask you this
delicately.
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Is it possible he doesn't
want to come home?
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- What's the blunt
version of that?
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You kick me as you say it?
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- Oh, no, I mean,
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I just read an article
about this very thing
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In "the new york times."
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- We get "newsday" every day.
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What are you
buying "the times" for?
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- I like the obituaries.
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They're very well-written.
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- You don't even
know those people.
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- Well, I feel that I do
after I read about them.
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- So you've got
a bunch of new friends,
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All dead.
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- Frank, marie.
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So what did
the article say?
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- Well, according
to some new research,
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A lot of people stay at work
longer than they have to.
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They're happier
at the office.
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It's easier.
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Yeah, there's friends
and chitchat,
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And whereas at home,
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There are kids
and mess and--
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- Nagging?
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- Well, I don't think
that ray would...
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- Oh, now I've upset you.
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Forget everything I just said.
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You know what?
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It's probably just
the lemon chicken.
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- All right, barone
lines up for the kick
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With a look
of determination.
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Or is that...Stupidity?
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It's a tough kick.
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Barone's been battling
a hangnail all season.
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- All right, already!
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Are you ever off?
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Come on,
a little lower, andy.
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- It's into the wind...
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[blows]
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- It's a bit of a drizzle too.
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Here it is.
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Here's the kick.
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It's up.
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It's good!
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[all cheering]
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- He cheated.
- No cheating.
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Good!
It's--
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Hey!
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Hey, my wife's here, everybody.
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Hey, my wife.
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Hi, what are you--
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What are you doing here?
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- I brought you dinner.
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- What?
Really?
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- Yeah, I thought
you were working.
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Thought you
had a column due.
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- Yeah.
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I do.
I do.
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I do.
It's a tough one too.
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- Oh, the one
on paper football?
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- No, no, no.
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I know this looks bad,
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But writing doesn't only happen
when you're writing.
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Big part of writing
is actually the...
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[clicks tongue]
thinking.
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Sometimes you're just--
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You're thinking and thinking
and thinking,
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"hey, whoa, just stop
thinking about it
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So you can just really
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Think about it."
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That's what we were doing here
with the paper football thing.
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Just letting
the thoughts gel up.
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Look, it sounds crazy,
but that is the writing process.
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So now you know.
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- Yes, I do.
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- What?
Come on, what?
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Come on,
we're just working here.
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- Pizza in the house!
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- All right!
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What,
did somebody have a baby?
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- Hey, debra.
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- Dave.
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- If she's eating,
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It's coming out
of your slices.
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- I am an idiot.
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- You're not.
- Oh, come on.
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I've been staying up late
to reheat food for you.
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- I know, and I love it.
I love it.
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Come on,
is that lemon chicken?
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I love it.
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- Your mom was right.
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- Oh, now,
that's crazy talk.
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- She read this article
in "the new york times"
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Who would rather be at work
than at home.
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- I wouldn't
rather be at work.
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Believe me, I wish
I wasn't here right now.
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- Why not?
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I mean, this is a lot more fun
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Than cleaning up
and raising kids
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And paying the bills.
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Boy, I wish I had
someplace to hide out.
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- I'm not hiding out.
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I'm earning a living,
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Which was your idea, I believe.
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Look, come on, don't you think
I'd rather be with you guys?
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- Hey, if you want pizza,
you'd better get in there.
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They're animals!
- Andy.
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- All right!
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Wheel! Of!
Fortune!
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- We're kind of
busy here, andy.
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- Oh, that is so easy!
- Andy.
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"it ain't over
till the fat lady sings."
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I got it in two letters.
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Ray usually needs four.
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- Yeah, could you
maybe watch that
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In the other room, please?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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- They got
the game highlights on.
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They're, like, nuts
in there with the sports.
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- So this is working, huh?
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- This is
part of work.
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- Yeah, you could do this
at home, ray.
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- You thinking of working
at home, ray?
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- What?
No.
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No, andy, that's not what
we're talking about, andy.
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I mean, that would be great,
but...
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I can't.
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- Why not?
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- That one guy does.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god,
they got "fat lad sings."
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They still can't get it!
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- Who works at home, andy?
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They set him up with a satellite
dish, a fax, and a modem.
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He never has
to leave the house.
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- Yeah, you ever read his stuff?
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It's like he's phoning it in,
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'cause, well, he is.
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- So you don't want to.
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I do.
I just--
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Look, I don't think
my boss would let me.
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- You said your boss liked you.
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- Likes him?
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They share a coffee mug.
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- We do not, andy.
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Andy.
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Andy.
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Look at me when
I'm talking to you.
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- It's obvious
you don't want to be home, ray.
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- I do.
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Look, I'll talk
to bill tomorrow.
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- Bill's in there.
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- Thank you, andy.
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I'll miss you.
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- Okay, kids,
say good-bye to daddy.
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- Why isn't daddy
going to work?
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- Daddy's at work.
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I'm working at home.
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- Can I go to school at home?
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- No, you wouldn't like it.
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None of your friends are here.
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No one to talk to.
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All alone.
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- You'll be fine.
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- Me?
I'm happy.
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Look at me--
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I'm going to work
in my bathrobe.
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I'm like hugh hefner
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Minus everything good
about his life.
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- Oh, look, the guy's here
with your stuff.
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- Yeah.
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- Ray barone?
- Yeah.
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- Guy from tech support.
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Your satellite dish
is in the truck.
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I got your fax machine
and your modem.
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Where do you want it?
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- The office.
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I want it back
at the office.
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I want to be
back at my office.
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- Where do you want it?
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- [groans]
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Hook it up downstairs.
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- Where?
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- Right through that door there.
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Careful.
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Don't fall and break it...
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Unless you want $30.
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You heard me.
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What's going on at work?
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Lunch?
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Aw.
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Hey, don't order
the meatball sandwich.
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[chuckles]
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No, no, it's great.
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Everything's great here.
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Yeah, I got
one of those nice, uh,
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Home office setup things.
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Yeah.
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- Hello!
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Anybody home?
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- Hey, I got to go.
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- Debra?
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Are you down there?
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- [in high-pitched voice]
I'm not dressed!
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- Raymond?
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- He's not dressed either.
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- What are you doing home?
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Come on down.
Raymond's home.
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- What are you doing
in your robe, darling?
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You sick?
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- No.
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- You were fired?
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- I wasn't fired.
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I wanted to work at home
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So I'd have more time
to spend with my family.
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- Oh.
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- Aw, that's so nice.
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You wanted to spend
more time with us.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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This family.
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My family.
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- Oh.
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I can remember
when we were your family.
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- Anyway, I got
a lot of work to do, so--
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- Hey, raymond,
let me ask you,
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Do these pants
look all right to you?
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- Are you still growing?
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- She hemmed them.
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They're two inches too short.
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- It's nice to see
a little sock.
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- Ma, I'm out there
with criminals, okay?
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It's life or death.
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I have to be
taken seriously.
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- You know, why don't you
make them into shorts
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Like the mailman?
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- The mailman?
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- You're so
unappreciative, robert.
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- Okay, ma, fine.
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I just won't get out
of the squad car, okay?
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Let's hope there's
no crime today.
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To just maybe go by
the post office,
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And I can talk about
fashion tips
266
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:43,348
With the other mailmen.
267
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,717
[muttering]
268
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:49,154
With an envelope or a package
that maybe I can deliver.
269
00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,956
- All right, thanks for
stopping by and whatever.
270
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,357
[fax machine beeps]
271
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,859
- Oh, look at that.
272
00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,861
- Yeah, that's
a fax machine, ma.
273
00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,630
I got a lot of important faxes
coming in,
274
00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,765
And I got to get to them,
all right?
275
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,967
- What's this one?
276
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,868
- This is from dave.
277
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,938
Apparently
he's faxed me...
278
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:07,973
His buttocks.
279
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,647
- I don't like that, raymond.
280
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:21,186
[telephone rings]
281
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,187
- Yeah.
282
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,722
Yeah, yeah,
I got it, dave.
283
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:24,990
Thanks.
284
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,291
Yeah.
285
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,628
My mom's looking at it
right now.
286
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,262
Never mind
what is she wearing.
287
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,002
All right, listen, ma,
I got a lot of stuff--
288
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,136
- Ray!
289
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,137
- Yeah!
290
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,705
Yes, deb, I'm coming right up.
291
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:41,973
- He's working!
292
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,041
- Ma, it's okay,
all right?
293
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:43,975
I need a little break now.
294
00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,749
- How would you sit
on one of those?
295
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,655
- Hey, you're home.
296
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,822
- Yeah.
- Good.
297
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,158
Look, mom's here.
298
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,359
- Ray, what happened here?
299
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,061
- Oh, coffee pot.
300
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,196
There was a little bit in there
when I went downstairs.
301
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,798
Okay, all right, I'll fix it.
- No, don't.
302
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,100
Just remember next time
to shut it off, okay?
303
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,802
Unless you want
the fire department
304
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,738
To come and shut it off.
305
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:17,108
- Will they do that?
306
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,111
- Marie, what is this?
307
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:24,015
- Oh, that's not mine, dear.
308
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,084
- Oh, dave wanted to see
if the fax machine was working
309
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:30,021
And that's the test.
310
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,024
That's dave.
311
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,226
- Didn't recognize him
without a cigarette.
312
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:37,996
- Yeah,
he's trying to quit.
313
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,306
- You want to help me
unload the bags from the car?
314
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,876
- Oh, you know, I would,
but I got to get back to work.
315
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,179
- Yeah, but it'll just take,
like, five minutes.
316
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,880
- Hey, I'm working at home,
317
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,116
Which means that I'm home,
but I'm working, you know?
318
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,451
I mean, I'm here during the day,
319
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:02,020
You should just pretend
that I'm not here.
320
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,221
- Okay, all right.
You're right.
321
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,222
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
322
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,993
- All right,
I'll help with the bags.
323
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,129
- Don't be silly,
sweetie.
324
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,297
No, no, no.
325
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,432
There's no problem.
I'm here.
326
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,869
You go to work, raymond,
and I can help debra.
327
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,270
- No, no, no!
328
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,005
- That way,
everybody'll be happy.
329
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:30,815
- Oh, cookies from a log.
330
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,451
You heat them up.
331
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,754
Well, that's almost baking.
332
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:44,229
- "it was the best of games.
333
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,097
It was the worst of games."
334
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,503
"dear readers,
335
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:54,038
"as you must have
realized by now,
336
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,243
I am a fraud."
337
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,514
Hey, geoffrey.
338
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,849
What, are you home
from preschool already?
339
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,050
- Yeah.
340
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,786
- Yeah?
What do you got?
341
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,054
Oh, your
tortoise and the hare disk?
342
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,790
I can't.
I can't play now.
343
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,858
Daddy's working.
344
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:14,859
Come on, see?
345
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,027
Daddy's doing his column.
346
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,496
Don't look yet.
347
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,498
Don't you want to
go upstairs and play, huh?
348
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,537
Mommy's got pudding.
349
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,572
Come here.
350
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,873
Come on.
351
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:29,874
Let's see what we got.
352
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,042
- I gonna read it.
353
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,043
- Want to put this on?
354
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,511
- Put it on.
355
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,312
- All right.
356
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,217
[children's music plays]
357
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,219
Ohh...
358
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,288
Huh?
359
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,523
Oh, look,
your brother's here too.
360
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,125
Yeah.
361
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,360
This is like the ice cream
truck, this music.
362
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,962
Come on.
363
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,130
Let's see what we got.
364
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,998
Oh, mrs. Hare, huh?
365
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,067
Let's click on her.
366
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,136
- Hey, ray,
there's a trail of ants
367
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,205
Leading to
a half-eaten sandwich up there.
368
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,473
- Have them bring it down.
369
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,908
- Dishes in the sink, okay?
370
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,210
Hey, boys, come on.
371
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,911
You can't bother daddy
while he's working.
372
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:07,512
We got to go pick up ally.
373
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,913
Come on.
374
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:09,981
- You know what?
375
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:10,982
They don't have to go.
376
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,183
- Well, what do you mean?
377
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,052
You told me to pretend
you weren't here.
378
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,887
- Yeah, I know, but look,
if I'm gonna work at home,
379
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,922
This is part of home, right?
380
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,525
- Okay, if you're sure
you're gonna be okay,
381
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,126
'cause I got errands
to run and--
382
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:22,927
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
383
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:23,928
Go ahead.
384
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,163
Yeah.
385
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,432
All right, let's see.
386
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,499
Ba-boom!
387
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,069
Ba-boom!
388
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,470
Double shot,
one head to the other!
389
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,439
Ohh!
390
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,040
Come on, give me a high five!
391
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,042
High five on the nose.
392
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,510
Hey!
393
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,145
Hey.
394
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:41,946
High five on the nose.
395
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:42,947
Hey!
396
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,182
Hey.
397
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,183
Here's a little game.
398
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,217
If you're happy and you know it
399
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,120
Smack your dad
hey! Hey!
400
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,189
Oh, wisenheimer!
401
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,390
Wisenheimer.
402
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,993
That calls for
a belly sandwich.
403
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,095
Whoo hoo-hoo-hoo!
404
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,396
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
405
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,465
- All right, all right,
put the kids away.
406
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,066
The game is on.
407
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,368
- What game?
408
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,036
- Any game.
We saw the satellite dish.
409
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,671
You got games
floating around all over.
410
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,106
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
411
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,307
Pull something down!
412
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,975
[clapping]
413
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,477
- You know,
I got to get back to work.
414
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,145
You know, I've been interrupted
all day here.
415
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,446
- Look at all those channels.
416
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,650
That's a gift from god.
417
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,184
- Did work pay for this, too?
418
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,286
- Yeah.
419
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,688
- Well, maybe--
- I can't get you one.
420
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,689
- How about for me?
- No.
421
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,324
- Maybe a discount--
- nothing.
422
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,325
- At least you could ask.
423
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,128
- Shut up!
424
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,195
Just watch.
425
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,064
- Wait, what is this?
426
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,500
Hawaii five-0.
427
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,368
What language is that?
428
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,571
- Holy crap, that's korean!
429
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,940
Leave this on!
430
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,441
- This is coming in from korea?
431
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,976
- Yeah.
432
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,044
- Hey, anybody
want to order pizza?
433
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,250
- You know, I could've been
a pretty good hockey player.
434
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,618
You know, I'm big,
had the toughness,
435
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,653
Good hand-eye coordination.
436
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,422
- Yeah, but eventually
you would've had to
437
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,423
Let go of the side.
438
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,395
- Hey, pizza!
439
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,964
- Hey!
440
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,366
Ballerina!
441
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,035
- Ray, what's going on?
442
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,104
I thought you were
gonna be working.
443
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,539
- I am working.
444
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,676
See, pencil.
445
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,712
- Ray, can I talk to you?
446
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,049
- I'm working.
447
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,518
- In the kitchen, please?
448
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,723
- I'll call you
if there are any fights.
449
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,391
- I may be calling you.
450
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,195
- Oh, my god!
451
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,364
- I'm gonna clean it all up
right now.
452
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,531
- Where are the twins?
453
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,301
Are they under here somewhere?
454
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,570
- They're, uh, napping.
455
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,305
- They're napping?
456
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,207
It's 5:00!
457
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,009
Ray, they're gonna be up
all night now!
458
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,410
- I know.
I couldn't help it.
459
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,345
They fell asleep
during hawaii bing-bao.
460
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,718
- You know,
461
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,353
I know you did this for me,
462
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,556
And I really appreciate
you trying--
463
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:09,227
What is this stuck
to my non-stick pan?
464
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,528
- Those are crayons.
Funny story--
465
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,696
- Don't.
Don't.
466
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,198
Don't.
467
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,434
You know what?
468
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,435
Ooh.
469
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,770
You're probably not getting
470
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,339
Too much work done here,
are you?
471
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,207
- Oh, no, actually,
I'm getting all the games,
472
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,077
You know, and I like
watching them without pants.
473
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,512
- I know, but, like,
474
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,314
I see all these
distractions, you know?
475
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,749
Your mother and the kids,
476
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,352
Your father,
your brother.
477
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,221
Your mother.
478
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,322
What I'm saying is,
479
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,091
If you want to
go back to the office,
480
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,292
I will understand.
481
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,493
- Wait, you're the one
who told me--
482
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,295
- I know, ray.
I was wrong, okay?
483
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,097
Please, go back
to the office!
484
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,799
I can't take it!
I can't live this way!
485
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,500
- What are you talking about?
- Just get out!
486
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,402
- All right, calm down!
487
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,137
- I can't! I can't!
Look at the coffee pot!
488
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,539
Again, ray!
489
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,742
And the schmutz
is all dripping out, and the--
490
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,211
Look at them!
491
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,847
God!
492
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,449
Don't you miss your friends?
493
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,719
- All right, all right,
I'll go back.
494
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,488
Look, I thought I was
doing this for you.
495
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,489
- Thanks, no.
496
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,157
You've done enough for me.
497
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,660
Really, okay?
498
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,794
- It's just that...
499
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,629
- What?
500
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,231
- Well, I was playing
with the kids today,
501
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,599
And it was kind of fun.
502
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,667
You know, I like seeing them
503
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,335
When they just come home
from school.
504
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,404
They tell me about their lunch
and their snack,
505
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:30,241
And I got
the boo-boo report.
506
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,476
It's nice.
507
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,510
- Yeah, I know,
508
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,246
But, I mean, I know you,
509
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,649
And you're gonna get tired
of that after a while,
510
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,785
Aren't you?
511
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:45,756
- Oh, yeah, I don't need
to hear it again,
512
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,158
But it was fun today.
513
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,159
- Good.
514
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,161
Then that's good.
515
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,362
So...
516
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,463
You'll go?
517
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,400
- You know,
I don't get you.
518
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,735
You weren't happy
when I wasn't here,
519
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,272
And now you're not happy
when I am here.
520
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,907
- Yes, it's...
521
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,743
Confusing, isn't it?
522
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,844
Uh...
523
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,413
Well, I guess that
524
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:13,918
What I want is for you
to want to be here
525
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,554
But not actually be here.
526
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,631
- I can do that.
527
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,332
You know, I can want to be here
whenever you want.
528
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,800
- Good.
529
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,469
That's good.
530
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,839
And maybe you could just try
to be home for dinner sometimes.
531
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,941
- I will.
532
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,910
- Okay, good.
533
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:41,646
Thanks, ray.
534
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:45,416
You want to go back
to your game?
535
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,252
- Well, I could pretend
I'm at the office
536
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,254
And just, you know,
take a little break.
537
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,857
[laughter]
538
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,258
Mmm.
539
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,459
Just like
at the office.
540
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,461
[laughter]
541
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,702
- "'pumpkin man,
542
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,939
"'pumpkin man,
pumpkin man,
543
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,608
"'why are you
looking at me like that?'
544
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,642
Said the worm."
545
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,247
Hey, you want to do a chapter?
546
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,682
- Mm-mm
547
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,650
You're the one
who had to give them a nap.
548
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,253
You keep reading.
549
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,789
- What time do
the cartoons start?
550
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,725
- 5:00 a.M.
551
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,960
- All right, come on.
552
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,495
We're going downstairs.
553
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,863
- Why?
554
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,932
- Maybe there's cartoons
on in korea.
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