All language subtitles for Eureka S3 E12

Fargo: Previously on Eureka.

Sheriff Jack Carter,
Tess Fontana.

Tess and I are old friends.

You're the new head
of section five?

Lexi: Look, Duncan, how well
do we really know each other?

You know, our hopes, our dreams,

our reactions to surprises?

I think I'm gonna have
to think about this.

You and Henry are
working on something.

It's the signal, isn't it?

I think you're gonna need
all the help that you can get.

Henry, what are you saying?

I'm saying that there's
something out there,

and it's heading
straight for us.

Straight for Eureka.

What's all this?

Oh, we're making a
baby book for the boys.

Smile, uncle Jack.

Thanks for that. Sarah, print.

Sarah: I'd be happy to
maintain a virtual album

with holographic growth
charts and captured sound.

Uh, that's okay, Sarah. Some
things are better the old—fashioned way.

So, any word from Duncan?

Dad. What? No, it's okay, Zoe.

Now, he's probably
halfway across the world,

curing disease where he belongs,

which is why I didn't tell him
I was pregnant to begin with.

I'm sorry, aunt Lex, I really
didn't mean to pressure you.

I just thought you
guys would work it out.

No, Zoe, it's not your fault.

Life is...

It's messy sometimes.

Is it? Here we go.

So, everything's my fault?

No, not everything.

Look, Jack, even when we
were kids, you never took my side.

Lex, cut the guy some slack.

I mean, you lied to him for
months, then you took off.

He didn't have the
chance to do the right thing.

Yes. Life is messy.

But this isn't
how you clean it up.

He doesn't want this. I do.

So I'm moving on.

I got to get dressed.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Okay.

Moving on.

Uh, so what's this all about?

Just waiting for
the aliens to land.

Seriously?

Mmm-hmm. Actually,
it's our turn to host,

'cause we went there last year.

Um... there being?

Area 51, Eureka's arch rivals.

Our annual bowling match
goes back nearly 50 years.

Bowling, that sounds
pretty intense.

You have no idea.

So, area 51,
that's ufo guys, right?

Wrong. They got the alien
rep after a surveillance balloon

crashed in 1947,
never lived it down.

Which is why
we love to rub it in.

Totally throws off their game.

Bismark: Well, well, well.

Hello, Fargo.

Hello, bismark.

Mmm, what is that odor?

Ah, the smell of fear.

The only thing scary
about you is your breath.

Ready to lose
for the fifth year running?

Did you bring your little
green men to help you?

Oh, I'll show you
little green men.

Easy, ladies. Let's try to keep
the competition friendly, okay?

Well, it's hardly
a competition, sheriff.

Your little team here
doesn't stand a chance.

You haven't met
our secret weapon.

Hey, big ed,
come out and say hi.

Big ed Fowler,
the former pba champion?

He also happens to be
a very gifted biochemist.

Bowling's more of a hobby.

Well, there's no way. This is a
complete violation of the rules.

You can't just bring in a
ringer from the outside.

Rules state anybody
employed here can play.

Read 'em and weep.

Still time to beam back
to the mother ship.

Bring it, Fargo.

Oh, it's been brung,
bismark. Nice English.

Yeah, nice face.

All right, stop.

All right, I got to go,
but both of you, behave.

Hey, ai.

Finally. What, did you
come by pack mule?

Nice to see you, too, Tess.

Sorry, but time—sensitive issue.

We need your help collecting
all the globidium in Eureka.

Uh... all the what?

Globidium, it's
a nuclear element,

artificially created
here at global.

It's much safer than plutonium,

with 10 times the energy output.

Mmm. Then why the recall?

Globidium's been field-tested
in town for years,

but we need to get it back
for a new project.

Not everyone is complying.

And we were hoping that
you could persuade them

using your inimitable
Andy Griffith charm.

You know what? You
have the unique ability

to make a compliment
sound insulting.

Who said that was a compliment?

Okay, stop. I really
need your help, Carter.

Well, in the meantime, it's
artificial. Can't you make some more?

Yeah, we could, if we had
six months, but we don't.

We need to move quickly.

Oh. This has something to
do with the signal from space.

You told him?

No, but you just did.

Yeah, you think you're clever.

Uh, yes, I am.

So, when are the little
green men coming to Eureka?

I'm sorry.
I can't share the details.

But you and I shared
an alternate universe.

Does that not mean
anything to you?

Just get to that list, sheriff.

All right. Okay?

Wait, I'm on this list!

The smart house reactor runs on
globidium, so we'll need yours, too.

Is that a problem?

Uh, no. No. Um...

Sarah might have
an issue with it.

Henry: Well, you don't
have to worry about Sarah.

I mean, she can be adapted
to alternate fuel sources.

Carter: Yeah, well, she
doesn't like change, and neither do I.

Inoficed.

Meaning?

Tess Fontana. I mean,
she gets under your skin.

Yeah, just a bit.

Uh, don't look now, but
I think our first customer

is trying to make
a fast getaway.

Seth!

Henry: Clean globidium mobile.

I'll return
the power cell tomorrow.

I got a hot date tonight, okay?

She loves the car.

Well, she's just got to love you
for you. Pop the hood, Henry.

Come on, sheriff. I just had
this cleaned professionally,

inside and out. You
could eat off that engine.

Uh, it's not here.
The reactor is empty.

All right, Seth, give it back.

Whoa, I'm the victim here.

Really? Then why were
you trying to get away?

In a car with no power cell?

How dumb do you think I am?

Well... hey!

Man: Yeah!

What the hell?

Fargo: Strike one!

Hey, you know the rules.

You mess with your
own balls all you want,

but you can't mess with ours.

Somebody can't take a joke.

Fargo, I have one word for you.

Is it "surrender"?

It's "truce."

We're above this pettiness,

so I'm gonna be
the bigger man here

and propose that
we focus on the game.

No more pranks.

Deal?

Deal.

May the best team win.

As long as they're human.

Good one.

Bismark: Good game.

We're really calling a truce?

No way. I just want to
keep them off their guard.

That way they'll never
know what hit them. Huh?

Oh!

Oh, what the frak?

Osborne says that his car
was in the driveway all night,

so anyone could have taken
the power cell from there.

Yes, but globidium
is a unique power source,

and without it our project
won't be ready in time.

Oh, what project is that,
exacfly?

The point is,
we need to find it.

Okay. Do we need to be
worried about health risks?

Well, compared to elements
like plutonium, no,

but if it should be taken
out of the container,

then we'd be looking at moderate
levels of

Radioactivity.

Now, that's odd.

I mean, it's picking up a
radioactive source from somewhere.

Sheriff Carter,
we demand action.

I think they've taken the
little green men thing a bit far.

Uh, this is no joke.
They're radioactive.

Those guys are crazy.
They're trying to kill us.

Oh, you're gonna be fine.

They're gonna be fine,
aren't they?

Yeah, they're gonna be fine.

I mean, you have elevated levels

of gamma radiation that mutated
the pigmentation of your skin

But it's
the equivalent of a sunburn.

So, we're not gonna
turn into the hulk?

Only if you get
really, really angry.

No. No, no, no, don't worry, no.

It'll be out of your
system in a few days.

Then we need to
get back to practice.

No, no, we need to
get even. Fargo smash!

No, Fargo will not smash.

All right? There will be no
getting even. Understand?

It's actually a pretty color.

Yeah, if you're a muppet.

So, what could have caused this?

Could it be a missing power
cell, courtesy of area 51?

On its own, no,

but if it was altered
somehow, it's possible.

Well, I've worked
with these guys before.

They're dorks,
but they're harmless.

Well, we still need to collect
the remaining power cells.

All right. You want to go
with Jo, I'll check out bismark?

Let's go.

Don't be afraid
to use deadly force.

Sarah:
There's a visitor at the door.

Ooh, maybe it's the baby's crib.
Sarah, you can open the door.

Duncan?

Hello, Lex.

Sarah: This is the Duncan?

Uh, yeah, this is him.

What is that?

Oh, it's my house.
It's possessed.

Sarah: Possessed of a
singular artificial intelligence.

Sarah, please.

I thought you left town.

No, I prefer to deal
with my problems.

Hey, we're nobody's problems.

Don't turn this
around on me, okay?

You were the one who took
off without saying a word.

Well, you're the one who
freaked out when I told you.

That's 'cause of the way
you sprang it on me.

I mean, kapow! Looky here,
twins, right out of thin air.

All right, you're right,
so maybe I panicked a little.

A little?

What? So, are you telling me that
you would have reacted differently

had I told you in Cape Town?

Yeah.

Maybe. The point is,
I had a right to know.

You're right.

You did.

So, what do you want to do now?

What do you want to do?

I want us to be honest
with each other.

I mean, come on. We had six
crazy, passionate months together,

but this wasn't in the cards.

Life looks different to me now.

I'd give up anything
for these kids,

but I don't expect you to.

Isn't that my choice?

Go back to your life, Duncan.

Please?

That's what you really want?

Yes.

Sarah: You heard the lady.

Yeah! There you go.

Just picture Fargo's fat face
on the pins, works every time.

Bismark.

Oh, hello, sheriff. How's Fargo?

Green with envy,
or just plain green?

What did you do,
and how'd you do it?

Camoscope, the future
of camouflage.

It emits gamma rays
into the skin,

starting a chain reaction
that alters the pigmentation.

Any chance you powered it with
a stolen bit of...

It's a nuclear
power cell thingy.

We don't steal, we win.

Still, you're taking the prank
thing a little far, don't you think?

As far as turning
a beloved mascot invisible,

or planting a bioengineered
laxative in a rival's talcum powder?

Why would you do that?

You guys did that,
last year in area 51.

Look, if you really want to find your
nuclear power cell thingy, sheriff,

you might want to talk to
your own team members,

'cause they're the ones
that take things too far.

For you.

You're Lexi's niece, right?

Yeah. Zoe.

You know, your aunt can
be unbelievably stubborn.

Yeah, and overprotective.
It runs in the family.

What's with the green man group?

Oh. My boyfriend's team
got punked by their rivals.

It's probably gamma radiation.

I saw something similar
near a reactor in Siberia.

The green's a nice touch.

Do you know how to fix it?

Well, lucky for you, a good
epidemiologist always travels prepared.

Vinspresso ice cream, anyone?

Vincent, we don't need ice
cream, we need payback!

Oh, my! What are you, green
and deaf? I said no payback.

Of course, sheriff.
We'll take the high road.

It's a good idea.

Stop sucking up, Lucas.

Are you guys planning any pranks
involving a nuclear power cell?

We've dabbled in a little combustion
explosives, but nothing nuclear.

Lucas, what part
of "secret" don't you understand?

Hey. You almost done
with Tess' list?

Uh, yeah, and Seth Osborne's not
the only one missing a power cell.

We have three more thefts.

Of course we do.

Can I offer you two some
ice cream before it all melts?

Uh, no, thank you.

What's the problem?

My freezer died right
after area 51 showed up.

Coincidence? I think not.

Well, don't be too sure.

Is café diem on the list?

Yeah. The freezer runs
off globidium. Globidium.

And it was working when
big ed cleaned it this morning.

Now, Seth Osborne said that
he had his car cleaned as well.

Would big ed happen to work
in the auto-detailing business?

Well, sure. Big ed can clean
anything. I mean, that's his job.

He's the cleaner.

That's it, all the globidium
cells we've managed to collect.

Well, the laser telescope is
gonna need a lot more power

if we're gonna get a good
look at that, whatever it is.

Is that what's
sending the signal?

Yeah, it's the
best image we can get.

The new telescope will give
us a much higher resolution,

but our atmospheric window
closes in 24 hours.

Well, Carter will find the stolen
power cells. Just give him some time.

Okay.

Is there anything, you know,
going on between you two?

What? Oh, god. No! I'm pregnant.

Well, you know, some guys
are into that. More of you to love.

Okay, stop. We're friends.

Just... just friends.

If you say so.

Okay. Thanks, principal Wallace.

We'll let you know
when we find it.

Let me guess. She had
big ed clean something.

A globidium-powered barbecue
that's now missing a power cell.

Wow, looks like
the cleaner's dirty.

Yeah, well, maybe we'll
get lucky and he'll confess.

It's just down here.

Big ed?

Hello?

I guess he stepped out.

Yeah.

Or took off.

The missing power cells.

Should we be worried about,
you know, radiation exposure?

Well, I gotta...

I got to say yes.

Jo: Is that big ed?

Not anymore.

No radiation. It's all good.

Well, tell that to big ed.

So, he just melted?

Like a green Popsicle
on a sunny day.

Well, at least you found
the missing globidium.

Well, globidium couldn't
do this on its own.

Could it react to the stuff
that turned him green?

Well, if the combo generated
the right amount of radiation,

it could mutate human cells.

We need to talk to Henry.

All right.

Theoretically, it's possible.

Uh, except for one problem.

These containers, they're empty.

What happened to the globidium?

I don't know. I mean, there's
not a single photon in any of them.

As a matter of fact,

there's a total absence of
radiation in big Ed's remains.

Well, that's disturbing.

Well, he is a big puddle of goo.

No, no, Carter,
I mean, on average

we're all exposed to 0.2
rem of radiation each year,

which means, to some degree,
we're all radioactive.

Oh, that's comforting.

No, it's normal
and generally safe,

though neither of those words
seem to apply around here.

Yeah, you get used to that.

Henry, if big ed was
turned green by radiation,

shouldn't his levels
be even higher?

One would expect,

but it's like something
drained it out of him.

Well, what about
the rest of the team?

They've all been tested.
Everyone's fine.

Let's get them back and
check their radiation levels,

just to be on the
safe side. Okay.

You threatened my team and
liquefied our secret weapon!

This is blasphemy!
Okay? Madness!

This is Eureka!

Break it up. What happened?

Look, I have no idea, okay?
But we didn't do it.

You did turn them green.

I told you. We fully
tested the camoscope.

The effects are
completely superficial.

All right. Well, did you do
anything else to big ed,

any pranks, any other...

When? We've been here
practicing all day.

Ask anyone. They'll tell you.

Well, you've probably been using

alien mind control
on everybody here.

Bite me, Kermit.

Carter: Guys!

A man's dead. Okay?
Now, I need help. You got it?

Got it. Got it.

Great. Fargo, you knew big ed.

Any reason that
he'd want to stockpile

a whole bunch of globibinum?

Globidium.

Don't push me.

I don't know. Um...

He usually kept to himself.

I know he liked to clean,
and I think he had a pet.

Okay. Bismark, you want to keep
area 51 here until further notice.

Fargo, get your guys
to g.D. Just in case.

You mean, like, in case we melt?

Well, as long as
you guys are green,

I'd like someone to
keep an eye on you.

Yeah, I'll watch them.
Come on. Thanks.

And, remember,
no more pranks. Okay?

Man: Think you're cool now?

Woman: How do you like that?

Last one, I swear.

What's in that stuff? It reeks.

Tell me about it.

It's an organic mineral mask

made of herbs, sea
salt and fruit extractions

from around the world.

It should leech the toxins
out of the skin.

I feel like a girl.

Would you rather stay green?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

I'll be right back.

Smoothie? Sure.

Vincent: Hey, can we
get Lexi's special?

Aunt Lex, what's up?

Oh, I just came to get a
smoothie before yoga, with Allison.

What's Duncan doing here?

He's taking pity on my green
boyfriend. I hope that's okay.

Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

Because I'm fraternizing
with the enemy

for my own selfish purposes.

No, Duncan isn't the enemy.

Besides, he's really good
at what he does.

I should probably
go meet Allison.

Here you go. Thank you.

Oh, and a decaf
Vinspresso ice cream.

It's for Allison.
She's craving it.

Thanks. Vincent: Yeah.

Bye, zo.

Okay.

Let's see what we got.

Well?

Yay.

Duncan, you're a genius.

Can we fix the rest of me now?

It's not just you. How much
of this stuff can we make?

So, why would a cleaner
want to steal globidium?

Big ed wasn't just a cleaner.
He was the cleaner.

Clean rooms, contamination
control, waste management.

They're all essential to the
research that we do here at global.

I heard a single dust mite
once got into lep at cern,

set them back six months.

Okay. So, if dirty is bad,

then would ed have stolen
the cells to power, like,

a nuclear vacuum?

I'm... it...

What Tess means is that we
have moved well beyond that.

Big ed specialized in bio—mediation
and using microorganisms

to restore a contaminated
environment back to its natural state.

So, kind of like soap?

What?

Each organism was created

to clean a particular
metal or chemical,

which makes it perfect for
cleaning up industrial waste,

oil spills and the like.

Well, big Ed's remains
were cleaned of radiation.

Could he have had
an organism that did that?

All right, everyone,

you need to apply the
treatment wherever you're green,

so take off your clothes.

Get naked here?

You heard him. You with
me, boys with Duncan.

Relax, Doug, nudity is
perfectly natural, all right?

I've lived in places in Africa

where it's the custom
to go au naturel.

Only for you. I prefer privacy.

Here it is. "Big ed
bioengineered a prototype

"for a microorganism that ingests gamma
radiation for nuclear waste cleanups."

He even gave it
a nickname, spot.

As in remover, I'm guessing.

Yeah, well, Fargo said
that big ed had a pet.

Yeah, but all I see here
are cleaning supplies.

Yeah, and when
I went by his house,

he didn't have any food
dishes or litter boxes,

but could this
pet project be his pet?

Well, if it is,
pets need to be fed.

Want to guess what spot's
favorite food is?

Globidium. No wonder
he's so far over budget.

He used my power cells
as pet food?

Yeah, well, I mean,
with you collecting it all,

it was either that
or let it starve.

And if he ran out, spot might be
after other sources of gamma radiation.

Like a green big ed.

Okay, where is this thing now?

Looking for its next meal.

In here?

Well, it's not like it just
could open up a door.

But there's another way out.

Man, this stuff stinks.

What is in this stuff?

Get off me!

Fargo! Go! Go! Go!

Fargo: What was that?

I may never shower again.

I'd rather go naked
than wear fur.

Okie—dokie.

Allison: Yes, general.

I understand your
concern about the signal.

Hey, you ready?

Yeah, one sec.

Yes, sir.
I will schedule a call.

Okay.

Hey, partner,

I got you a little
present from Vincent.

It's ice cream.
It's a little melted.

Mmm. I am so sorry. I am going
to have to cancel yoga today.

I have a situation
that I have to deal with.

Okay. Um...

I guess I'll just
see you next time.

Hey, Lexi.

Come on.

You okay?

Yes. No. I...

Duncan's in town.

Yes, I know. I met him.

He's helping UN-green
our bowling team.

Yeah, he's good that way.

He's good most ways, actually.

Mmm. Too good.

You make that
sound like a bad thing.

Oh, no, I just... I don't want
him to change because of me.

Or them.

Oh. Well, I'm not
gonna lie to you.

Children definitely change
things, but mostly for the better.

You ever have any regrets?

Oh, about having them? No.

I mean, it's hard running
this place and being a parent,

but is it worth it? Absolutely.

My only regret is that Nathan
isn't here to share it with me.

All right, I closed the valves
in the main line into town,

so that should keep it
contained in the building.

But if it went down the drain,

what's to stop it
from coming back up?

Well, I think
I scared it, actually.

I mean, when I came in,
itjumped off Fargo in a hurry.

Now, trust me, you're
not that intimidating.

And single-celled
microorganisms don't get scared.

Well, it wasn't so micro,
actually, and it was green.

I mean, that can't be
a coincidence.

Well, it might have reacted
with the gamma radiation

in big ed and mutated,

but you know what? I'm not
detecting any radiation signature.

Well, that makes
it tough to track.

Well, maybe,
instead of going after it

we bring it to us.

With what?

Bait.

Lexi.

Duncan.

Hey, I heard what
you did for the team.

Always helping people
wherever you go.

Listen, can we talk?

I don't think there's
anything left to say.

Lexi, why are you
pushing me away?

Because there are plenty of
people out there for you to save.

I'm not one of them.

I never thought you were.
If anything, you saved me.

I'm sorry.
I'm late for class. Bye.

We can't afford to lose
any more globidium.

Well, what we can't afford
to lose is researchers.

Oh, thanks, way to
make me look selfish.

What we need is a sample
large enough to lure spot out

before he finds
another food source.

And when he comes out
to eat... we capture him.

Done and done.

Famous last words.

What? Do you have a better idea?

You're pretty sure of
yourself, aren't you?

Well, yeah, I mean, part
of my Andy Griffith charm.

Oh, my god.

What happened
to all my globidium?

God. I'm gonna go out
on a limb and say that.

I think spot's found
another food source.

Come on.

Back!

We're gonna need
a bigger container.

We've got to contain it
to section five.

Well, the entire level
is locked down.

Well, that won't help if it's
traveling through the pipes.

Well, at least it's
trapped in the building.

No, for the moment, but you
saw what it did to that door.

It could pop up anywhere.

The bigger it gets, the more
gamma radiation it needs.

We need to secure
any potential sources.

I'll start to evacuate.

Judging by its size,
it'll eat just about anything.

Did you just look at me
when you said that?

No, no! I was... ice cream!

I was looking at the ice cream.

Ice... the cold.

When Fargo was in the shower,
he bumped into the faucet.

I thought that I scared it, but
maybe it just doesn't like the cold.

So, what are you proposing?

That we freeze it in its tracks.

Hmm.

Hey! It's the miracle worker!

Thanks so much
for taking care of Lucas.

Our prom pictures
would have sucked.

My pleasure.

Can I get a large coffee to go?

I've got a long drive
ahead of me.

Wait. You're leaving?

Well, your aunt's made it perfectly
clear she doesn't want me here.

So you travel halfway
across the world to see her,

and then you just give up?

I can't make her talk to me.

Well, you can talk to her.

I've tried, Zoe.
She won't listen.

Well, try again.

Look, Carter women
are complicated

and stubborn and slightly crazy,

but we're definitely
worth the fight.

She doesn't want me
to fight anymore, Zoe.

So, I'm going home.

Can I have my coffee, please?

Tell her goodbye for me.

Tell her yourself.

Temperature Gauge. Mmm-hmm.

Arming mechanism. Yeah.

And I've rigged you
a motion detector

so you can track
spot's movement.

Thank you.

Are you sure freezing
this thing is gonna work?

Oh, yeah. Yeah,
it worked in the blob.

Oh, very reassuring.

Well, it's a living organism.

The cells shouldn't be able to
stand temperatures below 200 Kelvin.

Just be careful, Carter.

I should be able to handle
a mindless eating machine.

You looked at me again.

Oh. No. The...
No, no, I was... the...

You're pretty.

Oh, nice save!

The blob.

Must have been drawn by the
emissions from the power station

at sublevel 12.

But that emits Alpha
radiation, not gamma.

Which means any source of
radiation could be on the menu now.

Including us.

Awesome.

I'm in.

Carter: Now what?

All right, Jack, watch yourself.

Well, he's not detecting
any movement down there.

Allison: But the station's Alpha
emissions are at 20% and dropping.

Jack, spot's got to be there.

The relay station's on your
left about 50 meters down.

Be careful.

Yeah. Thanks.

Hey, spot?

Got a nice frozen treat for you.

Uh, something's happening.

Movement detected,
40 meters away.

Movement is minimal,
relatively stationary.

Allison: Alpha emissions
now at 10%.

All right, maybe it's
still working on dinner.

It's on the move, heading right
towards him. Thirty meters and closing.

Alpha emissions depleted.

Talk about a dine and
dash. Twenty meters.

I don't see it. Where is it?

Ten meters.

Jack, just look around. I mean,
he's got to be right in front of you!

You should be able to see it.

Or not.

Jack, what's happening?
You okay?

Jack, come on, say something!

Allison: What's going on?
Carter?

Yeah, how do you
like me now, huh?

Wait a second. It's moving
away. Ten meters, 15 meters...

Jack, what's happening?

I think I made it mad.

It's back in the pipes.

Yeah, but I'm guessing
not for long.

So much for your
Hollywood ending.

Tess.

So I was wrong
about the cold thing,

but spot jumped off Fargo
for a reason.

Well, maybe, it didn't
like the way he tasted.

Hmm.

That's not bad.

I have my moments.

Okay.

So, what? Duncan's beauty cream?

I mean, Fargo had it
all over him.

If it neutralized the
gamma radiation in the guys,

it might neutralize spot.

So, what's in it?

Well, he uses a variety of
organic astringents, antioxidants,

anhydrous desiccants.

Desiccants, it's a
hydroscopic substance

that induces dryness
in its environment.

Like salt! Yeah.

Or salty things!

Yeah.

Your brain is really an enigma.

No, but could we use
that to fight spot?

I mean, salt can kill slugs.

By dehydration. So, if
spot's physiology is similar,

then Duncan's compound
would have the same effect.

Great. We get like
a truckload of it

and just flush it down
the drain and kill it.

Well, I don't know. Freezing
it only affected the outer shell.

Well, then we need
a better delivery system,

something that'll blast
the compound inside-out.

I think I got some guys
who can help us.

Bringing me behind
enemy lines, deputy?

You must really like me.

Or I'm just trying to
kill you. Which is it?

Hey, you're not green anymore.

But you're still stupid.
Go figure.

Stop! You guys made this
mess. You can help us fix it.

What do you want?

Your camoscope, hand it over.

No can do, sheriff. You don't
have clearance at area 51.

But I do.

Tess Fontana?

What are you doing
slumming with these losers?

Slumming? Who do you
think you're fooling, Toby?

You applied to
transfer here three times.

Oh, busted!

Yeah, guys, we don't have
time for this. Hand it over.

Tess: Come on.

Here you go.

You got Duncan's formula? Yeah.

Time to put everybody's
toys together. Let's go.

You first. Oh, no, after you.

No.

Thanks. Yeah, I love
messing with those guys.

Oh!

What's going on?

That was spot breaking through
the shutoff valves on the main pipeline.

It's gotten out of the building.

All right, we're gonna have
to figure out where it's going.

Well, there are radiation sources
all over town, including the people.

Yeah, but globidium's
still its favorite flavor, right?

Yeah, but everybody's
turned it in.

Well, not everybody.

Who's left?

Zoe, it's me.
Are you at the house?

Mmm. I'm at cafe diem.

Good. Is Lexi with you?
Sarah's not picking up.

No, she got takeout
and went home.

Something wrong?

Yeah. I don't think
she'll be dining alone.

Sarah, can you get the door?

Sarah?

Sarah?

Lexi: Sarah?
Sarah, what's going on?

Lexi? You make me crazy.
You know that?

Uh, come on in.

You don't get to just
decide everything.

You're not the supreme decider.

Supreme decider?

You may have nothing
else to say, all right? But I do.

And I'm not leaving
until you hear it.

Okay.

I know we didn't plan for this.

I know that kids are
gonna change things.

Maybe we won't travel
the world for a while,

but when we do, at least we'll see
things through the eyes of our kids.

Honestly, I can't think
of anything better.

Okay, you say that now,

but what about in six
months, or six years?

This isn't a temporary
assignment in Tanzania, Duncan.

This is the rest of our lives.

That doesn't scare me.

I know I freaked out
before, okay,

but you don't have
to doubt me now.

Okay, it's not that I
doubted you. It's just...

When I was a kid,
I always had the feeling

that my dad would
rather be somewhere else,

and I would just hate it
if you ever felt that way.

Lexi, I love you.

I want us all to be together.

I know the timing isn't perfect
and we're gonna have our problems,

but whatever comes,
we'll handle it.

You might want to reconsider.

What the hell is that?

Whoa! You know what?
Get back. Get back!

Lexi: Jack!
Duncan: Get out of here!

Lexi, go.

Go. Go.

Duncan, this is what it wants.

Bowling?

No. This is basically a salt center
with a gamma-radiation shell.

When it loosens, you run.

Yeah.

Does spot want a treat?

There you go. There you go.

Here you go. Okay.

Okay. Is it loosening?

Yeah.

Get ready.

Duncan: It's working!

Everybody...

I'll take that as a yes.

Can I take that as a yes?

Yes. Yes!

We don't have to
live here, do we?

I'm good.

Perfect.

A 7—10 split.
That's got to hurt.

And with area 51 in the lead,

Eureka needs the spare
in order to win.

The pressure is on.

Come on! We can do this!

I thought you guys would
already be on the road.

Oh, don't sound so anxious.

I'm not anxious.

I'm totally gonna
miss you, aunt Lex.

Oh, I'm totally
gonna miss you, too.

And I'm actually gonna
miss you, as well.

And I'm actually almost touched.

Don't worry. We'll
come back and visit.

Oh, you better.

Trying to watch a game here.

Fargo, wipe the floor with them!

Eureka wins! Yeah!

Well played, Fargo.

Big of you to say, bismark.

Doesn't make us friends, though.

I'll shake on that.

That's an amazing shot, Fargo.

Thank you, sheriff.

And thank you for not
playing any more pranks.

I appreciate that.

Yeah, well, we won.

We didn't really need
to rub it in their faces.

Fargo!

But we really wanted to.
Got to run!

I love this town.

Allison: Any luck identifying
the source of the signal?

No. We can't get an image.

Our atmospheric
window has closed.

So, we'll have no
way of knowing what's coming

until it's practically
on top of us.

Unless we can figure out
how to decipher the signal, no.

Listen, Tess,

general Mansfield is concerned

that whatever is sending
this signal may not be friendly.

He's ordered me to
prepare a defense system.

What? Allison, you can't.

Whatever it is, you could
provoke it or you could scare it off.

Well, I'm afraid that's a
risk that we'll have to take.

We have to be
prepared for anything.