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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,815 --> 00:00:35,476 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:39,883 [SINGING] Everybody tells me That it's so hard to make it 3 00:00:40,055 --> 00:00:41,545 It's so hard to break in 4 00:00:41,723 --> 00:00:43,315 There's no way to fake it 5 00:00:43,492 --> 00:00:46,393 Everybody tells me That it's wrong what I'm feeling 6 00:00:46,561 --> 00:00:49,359 I shouldn't believe in The dreams that I'm dreaming 7 00:00:49,531 --> 00:00:51,192 I hear it every day 8 00:00:51,366 --> 00:00:52,492 I hear it all the time 9 00:00:52,668 --> 00:00:56,104 I'm never gonna amount to much But they're never gonna change my mind 10 00:00:56,271 --> 00:00:58,899 Tell me, tell me Tell me somethin' I don't know 11 00:00:59,074 --> 00:01:00,405 Somethin' I don't know 12 00:01:00,575 --> 00:01:02,270 Somethin' I don't know 13 00:01:02,444 --> 00:01:05,208 How many inches in a mile? What it takes to make you smile? 14 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:08,679 Get you not to treat me like A child, baby 15 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:11,114 DOMINIQUE: Mary! 16 00:01:11,853 --> 00:01:17,348 How can I be an artist when you can't be bothered to do your job? 17 00:01:17,526 --> 00:01:19,721 Which, by the way, is fetching me bubbly water. 18 00:01:19,895 --> 00:01:22,830 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 19 00:01:22,998 --> 00:01:26,866 - Are you trying to ruin me? - I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 20 00:01:27,302 --> 00:01:29,566 There are people who would just kill for this job. 21 00:01:29,738 --> 00:01:30,898 Important people. 22 00:01:31,073 --> 00:01:34,042 Bubble me now or you're grounded. Stay out of my dressing room. 23 00:01:34,209 --> 00:01:37,872 I hate your energy. It's ugly and sad and lonely. 24 00:01:42,317 --> 00:01:46,481 Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Mary. That was the last bottle of bubbly. 25 00:01:46,655 --> 00:01:49,556 No, thank you, Britt. Your mom's gonna kill me. 26 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:51,516 - Not my problem. - So true. 27 00:01:51,693 --> 00:01:54,389 Um, they told me to tell you you're holding the whole shoot up. 28 00:01:54,563 --> 00:01:56,554 And you work for us, in case you forgot. 29 00:01:56,732 --> 00:01:58,495 Oh, how could I ever forget? 30 00:01:58,934 --> 00:02:02,700 Oh, it's a tragic story. Her mother was one of my dancers. 31 00:02:02,871 --> 00:02:05,840 Truth to tell, probably the weak link. 32 00:02:06,008 --> 00:02:07,839 But then she died. 33 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:11,537 And I needed some help around the house, so I took her little brat in. 34 00:02:11,713 --> 00:02:13,374 I'm really a saint, you know? 35 00:02:13,548 --> 00:02:16,483 Dominique, turtledove. Listen, we're a bit behind schedule. 36 00:02:16,651 --> 00:02:19,347 What I need from you is I need you to be a little cuddle... 37 00:02:19,521 --> 00:02:21,955 ...and shake that moneymaker before I'm brown bread. 38 00:02:22,124 --> 00:02:25,321 I have no idea what you are saying. 39 00:02:25,494 --> 00:02:27,189 What's with the attitude? 40 00:02:27,362 --> 00:02:29,330 We are so good to you. 41 00:02:29,498 --> 00:02:33,127 You may live in the 90210, but you're still just a zero. 42 00:02:35,203 --> 00:02:38,195 We live in the 90211, genius. 43 00:02:38,373 --> 00:02:41,035 DOMINIQUE: Mary, bubbles! Now! 44 00:02:41,209 --> 00:02:42,676 Coming, Dominique. 45 00:02:42,844 --> 00:02:43,868 Is that true? 46 00:02:44,046 --> 00:02:45,775 MAN: 3C, take one. Mark. 47 00:02:45,947 --> 00:02:49,041 [SINGING] I'm on hold for you 48 00:02:49,217 --> 00:02:51,685 I keep pushing number one and two 49 00:02:51,853 --> 00:02:53,320 DOMINIQUE: That's me, Dominique. 50 00:02:53,488 --> 00:02:56,821 I'm singing my number-one hit, "On Hold 4 You." 51 00:02:56,992 --> 00:03:00,894 [SINGING] For an hour or two On hold for you 52 00:03:01,163 --> 00:03:05,224 DOMINIQUE: You know, I'm not just a pop star, I'm also a human being. 53 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:09,163 And I've suffered from embarrassing back acne for years. 54 00:03:10,539 --> 00:03:12,666 When they used to shoot my music videos... 55 00:03:12,841 --> 00:03:16,333 ...they had to digitally remove my entire back... 56 00:03:16,511 --> 00:03:17,739 ...and my arms... 57 00:03:17,913 --> 00:03:19,642 ...and my legs. 58 00:03:19,815 --> 00:03:23,649 I looked terrible and I sued everyone. It was embarrassing. 59 00:03:24,453 --> 00:03:28,150 Not since I've been using Baby Got Bacne Vanishing Cream. 60 00:03:28,323 --> 00:03:30,883 MAN: Baby Got Bacne works by destroying blemishes... 61 00:03:31,059 --> 00:03:34,392 ... pores and all surrounding skin. 62 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:38,724 [SINGING] I like clear skin and that's the truth 63 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:41,027 All you sisters just look uncouth 64 00:03:41,203 --> 00:03:43,364 You give your man a heart attack 65 00:03:43,538 --> 00:03:46,166 'Cause you got acne on your back 66 00:03:46,675 --> 00:03:48,006 Baby Got Bacne 67 00:03:48,176 --> 00:03:50,167 MAN: Live bacne-free. 68 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:01,681 I'm not gonna do that old lizard's talk show again. 69 00:04:01,857 --> 00:04:04,018 He's got a serious case of the grab-hands. 70 00:04:04,192 --> 00:04:06,820 Not that I mind that sort of thing from someone under 90. 71 00:04:06,995 --> 00:04:08,860 This semester is so gonna rock. 72 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:10,691 Oh, tell me something I don't know. 73 00:04:10,866 --> 00:04:13,391 Because I know that and I know everything. 74 00:04:14,169 --> 00:04:15,864 - There's laundry to do. MARY: Okay. 75 00:04:30,085 --> 00:04:32,076 He's coming back for the rest of the year. 76 00:04:32,254 --> 00:04:33,551 I mean, how hot is that? 77 00:04:33,722 --> 00:04:35,280 Like surface-of-the-sun hot. 78 00:04:35,457 --> 00:04:38,153 - Don't you dare turn on that TV set. - Okay. 79 00:04:38,326 --> 00:04:40,055 - Yeah. - Turn it, turn it, turn it. 80 00:04:40,228 --> 00:04:44,790 I'm here at Beverly Glen High School, where there's nothing but buzz, buzz, buzz. 81 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,231 Fresh from his fourth world tour... 82 00:04:47,402 --> 00:04:52,032 ... teen heartthrob Joey Parker has decided to bring his triple threat of singing... 83 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:56,234 ... dancing and breaking hearts back home to the Hills. 84 00:04:56,711 --> 00:05:00,807 [SINGING] That girl, baby 85 00:05:00,982 --> 00:05:02,006 Oh... 86 00:05:02,184 --> 00:05:06,348 She knew she's just that girl She knew she's just that girl 87 00:05:06,521 --> 00:05:07,647 [CHATTERING] 88 00:05:07,822 --> 00:05:09,790 WOMAN: Joey, can you give me any information... 89 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:11,357 ... about what you're doing in the future? 90 00:05:11,526 --> 00:05:14,984 Just get back to my roots, take my senior year off, go back to school. 91 00:05:15,163 --> 00:05:16,858 I'm just trying to keep it real. 92 00:05:17,032 --> 00:05:19,262 How does JP plan to keep it real? 93 00:05:19,434 --> 00:05:22,835 Joey and his record label are sponsoring a huge dance competition... 94 00:05:23,004 --> 00:05:26,770 ... where one lucky student will win the opportunity... 95 00:05:26,942 --> 00:05:29,206 ... to dance with JP in his next video. 96 00:05:29,377 --> 00:05:33,780 So all you dancers in waiting, it's time to get your freak on. 97 00:05:33,949 --> 00:05:37,646 DOMINIQUE: Mary, I need you pronto, now. You forgot to TiVo my soaps. 98 00:05:37,819 --> 00:05:39,343 Oh... 99 00:05:39,754 --> 00:05:41,722 Sorry, Dominique, I'll be right there. 100 00:05:41,890 --> 00:05:43,289 Can you feel that? 101 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:47,686 - What? - I'm choking you from a distance. 102 00:05:47,862 --> 00:05:49,989 Choking you! 103 00:06:07,148 --> 00:06:10,276 - Hey. TAMI: Hey. What up? 104 00:06:16,691 --> 00:06:19,216 Tami, you should really get this thing fixed. 105 00:06:19,394 --> 00:06:22,921 Thing? Don't hurt her feelings or she'll break down for good. 106 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:27,128 We have to respect the Great Pumpkin. 107 00:06:27,302 --> 00:06:28,360 [TRANSMISSION GRINDING] 108 00:06:28,536 --> 00:06:30,663 You're so weird, Tami. 109 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,034 Hey, you think my leather goes with my tutu? 110 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:35,768 You look amazing, as always. 111 00:06:35,944 --> 00:06:36,968 It's a Tami original. 112 00:06:37,145 --> 00:06:40,410 I figured I should dress in style for our last semester together, ever. 113 00:06:40,582 --> 00:06:43,847 Aw... Do you think you could survive senior year without me? 114 00:06:44,019 --> 00:06:46,886 I'm gonna start my own clothing line and become a billionaire. 115 00:06:47,055 --> 00:06:49,046 And you'll be a superstar in dance school... 116 00:06:49,224 --> 00:06:53,888 ...and on weekends, I'll pick you up in my private jet and we'll go shopping in Paris. 117 00:06:54,062 --> 00:06:56,462 - Wow. - Embrace your awesomeness. 118 00:06:56,631 --> 00:07:00,465 Tami, I have to get into dance school before I embrace my awesomeness. 119 00:07:00,635 --> 00:07:03,195 Shut up, you're gonna get in. 120 00:07:03,371 --> 00:07:06,169 Don't even pretend to think otherwise. 121 00:07:06,341 --> 00:07:09,139 Yeah, I'm telling you. Seriously, it's better for your skin. 122 00:07:10,245 --> 00:07:12,076 It's called the one-sip diet. 123 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:16,439 [GIGGLES] 124 00:07:16,751 --> 00:07:20,949 I am so sorry, Mary. I didn't even see you standing there. 125 00:07:21,122 --> 00:07:23,488 It's like you were totally invisible. 126 00:07:23,658 --> 00:07:26,491 Check out my totally invisible finger. 127 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:35,298 - Halloween was in October, tutu. - Then why are you dressed like a tool? 128 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:38,234 That was code for "Your butt rules." Which it totally does. 129 00:07:38,406 --> 00:07:40,237 Tell me something I don't know. 130 00:07:40,408 --> 00:07:43,775 Oh, my God. It's Joey Parker! 131 00:07:43,945 --> 00:07:44,969 [SCREAMING] 132 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,210 I love drama. It's so dramatic. 133 00:07:50,385 --> 00:07:52,945 - Let's go before we get trampled. - Okay. 134 00:08:00,161 --> 00:08:01,526 Hey. 135 00:08:02,564 --> 00:08:04,691 What's up, everybody? 136 00:08:04,866 --> 00:08:06,094 GIRL: Oh, my God. - Oh. 137 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:08,132 Make way, people. No touching. 138 00:08:08,303 --> 00:08:09,930 God, all right, JP's here. 139 00:08:10,105 --> 00:08:12,266 Hey, Joey, party at my house on Friday, dude. 140 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:17,002 I'm gonna be in your contest, Joey. You wanna practice in private? 141 00:08:17,579 --> 00:08:18,705 Maybe. Ha-ha. 142 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:22,307 - Oh, my God. I love you so much. - Hey, thanks. 143 00:08:24,786 --> 00:08:27,152 That's nasty. JP, step over that. 144 00:08:27,322 --> 00:08:28,653 [LAUGHING] 145 00:08:32,694 --> 00:08:35,458 I don't want you to feel like a prepackaged piece of meat. 146 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:36,858 Your words, not mine. 147 00:08:37,031 --> 00:08:40,990 I just want you to chillax. And remember, I got your bacne. 148 00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:45,071 - I got bacne, you got bacne, we got bacne... - Don't even get started with her. 149 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,029 MARY: Ow! Oh... 150 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:50,234 Sorry. Sorry, I wasn't looking, I just... 151 00:08:50,412 --> 00:08:53,245 NATALIA: Hey, Joey, long time no kiss. 152 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:55,574 TAMI: Are you okay? 153 00:08:57,051 --> 00:08:58,575 Wow, Natalia, hi. 154 00:08:58,753 --> 00:09:00,550 NATALIA: You can't call me back? 155 00:09:00,722 --> 00:09:03,452 I was on tour, in Japan, you know? 156 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,719 It was such a long year without you. 157 00:09:06,895 --> 00:09:09,022 Look, um, Natalia... 158 00:09:09,197 --> 00:09:12,462 First things first. I heard that you were coming to dance class. 159 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:14,226 [MOUTHS] Save me. 160 00:09:14,402 --> 00:09:16,233 [LAUGHING] 161 00:09:19,207 --> 00:09:20,731 Nice tutu. 162 00:09:21,876 --> 00:09:23,002 Thanks. 163 00:09:23,845 --> 00:09:25,710 - I think. - I'm Dustin. 164 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,711 But the people call me the Funk. 165 00:09:28,082 --> 00:09:29,709 Well, that's unfortunate. 166 00:09:29,884 --> 00:09:32,853 Ah. Feisty, yeah. I like feisty. 167 00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:36,254 I'll see you around. 168 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:40,091 Why would I wanna go out with a guy named the Funk? 169 00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:41,285 Because he's cute. 170 00:09:41,463 --> 00:09:43,590 What's your damage, Mary? 171 00:09:43,765 --> 00:09:45,460 Nothing. What's your damage? 172 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,157 This is our hallway. 173 00:09:47,335 --> 00:09:48,825 Or did you trolls forget that? 174 00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:50,800 Oh, yeah? You want a piece of me? 175 00:09:50,972 --> 00:09:54,032 Come on, Tami, it's not even worth it. 176 00:09:55,176 --> 00:09:57,440 What's a troll? 177 00:09:58,046 --> 00:09:59,138 [SIGHS] 178 00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:23,961 [GROANING] 179 00:10:49,163 --> 00:10:52,963 Hey, Natalia. It was a tragedy when you and Joey broke up. 180 00:10:53,134 --> 00:10:56,501 Seeing him must feel like getting dumped all over again. 181 00:10:56,671 --> 00:11:00,198 Joey and I will be together again before the Black and White Ball. 182 00:11:02,243 --> 00:11:03,767 Good afternoon, class. 183 00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:06,709 It's one thing to dance with your feet. 184 00:11:06,881 --> 00:11:09,213 It's another thing to dance with your heart. 185 00:11:09,384 --> 00:11:12,717 Let's start with some sun salutations. 186 00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:16,288 Inhale and exhale... 187 00:11:16,457 --> 00:11:20,450 ...and inhale and exhale. 188 00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:22,357 Oh, my God. It's Joey Parker! 189 00:11:23,531 --> 00:11:25,465 - Hey, what's up? PAULA: Joey. 190 00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:31,196 Joey, as I live and dance, I'm so glad you had the time to stop by. 191 00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:33,034 How could I say no to you? 192 00:11:33,207 --> 00:11:37,200 Girls and boys, I know all of you are planning on enrolling in his competition. 193 00:11:37,378 --> 00:11:39,846 I thought you might like to learn some moves... 194 00:11:40,014 --> 00:11:42,244 ...from the man who made them famous: 195 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,714 Joey Parker. 196 00:11:44,886 --> 00:11:46,717 - Okay, how you guys doing? - Great. 197 00:11:46,888 --> 00:11:48,879 Yeah? You ready to show me what you got? 198 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:51,722 Okay, nice. I'm gonna start off the combination. 199 00:11:51,893 --> 00:11:55,351 I'm gonna show it to you slow and then we speed it up, okay? Follow me. 200 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,157 Five, six, seven, eight. 201 00:11:57,332 --> 00:11:59,061 Hit, one, two... 202 00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:02,192 That's right. 203 00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:05,431 Five, six, watch me. 204 00:12:05,607 --> 00:12:08,007 One, two. Three, four... 205 00:12:08,776 --> 00:12:11,870 Seven and eight. One, two... 206 00:12:12,046 --> 00:12:14,105 Five, six, and seven, and eight. 207 00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:16,011 One, two. 208 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:24,524 Let's just do the whole thing up to tempo, you ready? 209 00:12:24,692 --> 00:12:26,887 Okay, your energy's about a five, I need a 10. 210 00:12:27,061 --> 00:12:28,688 Here we go. 211 00:12:46,447 --> 00:12:47,709 GIRL: Oh, come on. 212 00:12:47,882 --> 00:12:50,544 JOEY: Okay, okay. You guys got the moves down. That was great. 213 00:12:50,718 --> 00:12:53,551 Why don't we do it again? We'll break it down, do it slower. 214 00:12:53,721 --> 00:12:56,588 So you can put your own style on it. And make it your own. 215 00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:58,988 We'll start in the same spot. Here we go, ready? 216 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,151 And five, six. 217 00:13:01,329 --> 00:13:04,230 And five, six, seven, eight. 218 00:13:28,656 --> 00:13:29,680 Oh! 219 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:50,071 Yeah. 220 00:13:50,244 --> 00:13:52,178 Okay, one last time. 221 00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:56,414 Five, six, seven, eight. 222 00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:20,538 Nice. Now, if you guys can dance like that in the competition... 223 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,232 ...we're gonna have some serious fun. 224 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:24,034 [PHONE RINGING] 225 00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:26,476 - What did I say about cell phones in class? - Oh! 226 00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:31,576 DOMINIQUE: Where are you? 227 00:14:31,753 --> 00:14:34,688 The most important luncheon of my life and you forget? 228 00:14:34,856 --> 00:14:37,484 [WHISPERS] I'm sorry. I'm on my way. I'll be there soon. 229 00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:39,285 I don't want whispered excuses. 230 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:42,224 I want crab puffs on a tray. 231 00:14:44,432 --> 00:14:45,763 Hello? 232 00:14:51,139 --> 00:14:52,606 I have crab puffs to make. 233 00:14:52,774 --> 00:14:54,401 Then you know who's coming over. 234 00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:56,440 It's just your crush: Joey Parker. 235 00:14:56,844 --> 00:14:58,778 I don't have a crush on Joey Parker. 236 00:14:58,946 --> 00:15:01,915 Oh, no? Then what's this? 237 00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:12,957 Hi, I'm Mary and I'd like to send this video to Joey Parker because he rocks. 238 00:15:13,127 --> 00:15:14,788 What's this? A freakish stalker... 239 00:15:14,962 --> 00:15:17,692 ...with an embarrassing crush on Joey. - Snap. 240 00:15:17,865 --> 00:15:19,958 You went through my stuff. 241 00:15:20,134 --> 00:15:22,034 No, just watch. It gets better. 242 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:25,202 I love you so much, Joey. 243 00:15:25,373 --> 00:15:27,773 And you're totally kissable. 244 00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:30,067 [LAUGHING] 245 00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:31,541 This is for you. 246 00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:33,373 [MUSIC PLAYING] 247 00:15:42,557 --> 00:15:44,218 The dork princess. 248 00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:46,986 Troll. She's a troll. 249 00:15:47,161 --> 00:15:48,992 That's not our only copy. 250 00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,494 Jinx, give me your Vera Wang. 251 00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:51,825 BRITT: Give me your Jimmy Choo. 252 00:15:51,999 --> 00:15:53,523 - No, seriously? - I said it first. 253 00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,566 - You shut up. - Oh, stop. 254 00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:58,796 BRITT: That's it. BREE: Ow! Mom! 255 00:16:00,808 --> 00:16:02,469 Have another crab puff, Rod. 256 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:06,338 Mom, he's hungry. It's been 40 minutes. 257 00:16:06,981 --> 00:16:09,609 Look, you asked me to come, I'm here. 258 00:16:09,784 --> 00:16:13,220 - But five more minutes and I'm out. - I'm right behind you, JP. 259 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:19,348 Joey, I know that you and Dominique have had your differences... 260 00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:22,963 ...but try not to bring up the time she dissed you on TRL. 261 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:24,154 She didn't mean it. 262 00:16:24,332 --> 00:16:27,199 How do you call someone overrated and not mean it? That's just disrespect. 263 00:16:27,368 --> 00:16:28,460 Shh. 264 00:16:30,204 --> 00:16:34,607 Joey, doing a duet with Dominique means reaching her audience. 265 00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,208 Like Daddy and I. 266 00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:38,611 And if doing a duet means that Mommy... 267 00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:44,544 - The family can have another house, well... - Okay, Mom, you have a house. 268 00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:45,843 Okay? 269 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:48,989 Nobody's bought a Dominique CD in years. I mean, she's not cool. 270 00:16:49,156 --> 00:16:50,180 I think she's cool. 271 00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:53,159 Thank you. Exactly. 272 00:16:53,327 --> 00:16:54,817 DOMINIQUE: Hi. 273 00:16:55,730 --> 00:17:00,326 Look at all of these beautiful people. 274 00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:02,628 Well, I'm so sorry to keep you all waiting. 275 00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:06,204 But it took 20 minutes to descend the staircase. 276 00:17:06,374 --> 00:17:08,842 But it was worth it, don't you think? 277 00:17:09,176 --> 00:17:10,700 Hello, Rod. No, no. 278 00:17:10,878 --> 00:17:13,176 Evie. No, no, no. 279 00:17:13,347 --> 00:17:15,542 - Young man whose name I don't know. - I'm... 280 00:17:15,716 --> 00:17:16,910 Oh. Shh. 281 00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:19,052 ROD: Wow, that's some dress. 282 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:22,314 Oh, yeah? I'm wearing this in my next video. 283 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:25,425 It's a duet, great stuff. 284 00:17:25,593 --> 00:17:27,686 Hello, Grammy. Ha-ha-ha. 285 00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:28,886 [LAUGHING] 286 00:17:29,063 --> 00:17:31,395 But enough about me, for now. 287 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,995 ROD: Oh, let me help you. 288 00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:35,396 - Yeah. Um... DOMINIQUE: Thank you. 289 00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:37,434 Look, Dominique... 290 00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:41,507 ...I'm not doing the duet with you, okay? 291 00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:43,337 No, listen to what she has to say. 292 00:17:43,511 --> 00:17:44,842 DOMINIQUE: Zip it, Rod. ROD: Or not. 293 00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:47,037 Drinks, we need drinks. Mary? 294 00:17:47,581 --> 00:17:49,344 Well, thanks, but I don't drink. 295 00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:52,179 - Oh, my God. JOEY: Sorry. Thank you. 296 00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:54,919 Of course you don't, darling boy, but I do. 297 00:17:55,089 --> 00:17:56,886 - Okay. - I drink. 298 00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:58,455 - So, Joey... - I'll get you one. 299 00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:00,685 ...asked anyone to the Black and White Ball yet? 300 00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:03,056 You have a crab puff in your teeth, Britt. 301 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,391 - You should really take me to the ball. - Yeah. 302 00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:08,399 I speak French. How about you? 303 00:18:08,569 --> 00:18:09,831 Thanks, yeah. 304 00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:13,496 Look, Dominique, I'm kind of on a break right now, so... 305 00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:17,132 You all must be famished. First course, Mary. Now. 306 00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:21,314 Joey would gladly take a break from his break. 307 00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:24,280 No. No, no. Actually, I am focusing on school. 308 00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:28,411 - I'm just hanging with friends, you know? - That's right. The new JP. 309 00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:29,817 Who are you? 310 00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:31,458 I'm Joey Parker's manager. 311 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,321 Oh, please ignore him. 312 00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,122 I'm Joey's manager. 313 00:18:36,297 --> 00:18:37,958 BRITT: You have two managers? 314 00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:40,794 - Apparently. - You must be a real handful. 315 00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:42,401 Wanna make out? 316 00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:44,435 You know, actually, technically, I'm... 317 00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:47,904 Oh, shut up, Rod. Even I know you're completely inconsequential. 318 00:18:48,075 --> 00:18:49,633 You see? It's not just me. 319 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,971 JOEY: This is why I did not wanna come today. 320 00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,075 You're all nuts. 321 00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:58,350 You can either do the duet with me and become a superstar... 322 00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:03,252 ...or you can fade away into teenybopper obscurity. 323 00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:06,154 Okay. I've heard enough, okay? 324 00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:08,795 Joey Parker is a man that needs to do things his way. 325 00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:14,026 He needs to keep it real. So from here on out, I'm Joey Parker's only manager. 326 00:19:14,201 --> 00:19:15,725 I think we're done here. Let's go. 327 00:19:15,903 --> 00:19:17,200 Thanks for everything. 328 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,832 We keep meeting like this. 329 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:25,638 You have shrimp in your hair. 330 00:19:25,813 --> 00:19:26,939 DUSTIN: Come on. 331 00:19:27,114 --> 00:19:28,445 - You all right? EVIE: That's nuts. 332 00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:30,481 - You hear how he...? ROD: I don't care! 333 00:19:30,651 --> 00:19:32,278 DUSTIN: Are you ready? - Mary? 334 00:19:32,453 --> 00:19:33,477 DUSTIN: Let's go. 335 00:19:33,654 --> 00:19:38,523 You will clean this room spotless in 30 minutes. Rod. 336 00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:43,619 And your phone privileges are suspended for an entire month. Cough it up. 337 00:19:43,798 --> 00:19:45,163 Come on, look alive. 338 00:19:45,699 --> 00:19:47,667 Clean. 339 00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:49,564 Joey, honey, wait. 340 00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:51,796 I gotta talk to you. 341 00:19:57,478 --> 00:19:59,139 Tami, don't hate me... 342 00:20:01,148 --> 00:20:03,139 ...but I don't wanna go to the ball. 343 00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:06,252 You have to go. I've been working on our dresses for two weeks. 344 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,615 I know. I know. It's just... 345 00:20:08,789 --> 00:20:12,316 I don't know. It's on Valentine's Day. We don't even have dates. 346 00:20:12,493 --> 00:20:15,394 Plus, everyone's gonna be wearing masks, which is really weird. 347 00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:19,329 But that's good. We can each meet a handsome, mysterious stranger. 348 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,068 How will we know he's handsome if he's wearing a mask? 349 00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:24,761 By how he dances. Hot guys always dance the best. 350 00:20:24,939 --> 00:20:26,463 - Anyway... - I don't fit in here. 351 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,006 So why go and pretend like I do? 352 00:20:29,176 --> 00:20:30,609 Guys don't even know I exist. 353 00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:33,338 Again, no one will know who anyone is. 354 00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:35,880 There's no such thing as not fitting in. 355 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,382 If there's a guy you like, he'll meet the real you. 356 00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:42,352 Not some fake you that's been created by the cliques at our lame-ass high school. 357 00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:44,514 - Don't get me started about... What? - Tami. 358 00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:47,320 You should really breathe in between monologues. 359 00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:49,122 You're going to the ball. 360 00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:52,126 Oh, I forgot to start cleaning. 361 00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,832 DOMINIQUE: Faster. 362 00:20:56,337 --> 00:20:58,532 Give it a rhythm. Make it a samba. 363 00:20:58,706 --> 00:20:59,866 Give it a: 364 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,564 [HUMMING] 365 00:21:03,677 --> 00:21:04,974 - Mother. - Mommy? 366 00:21:05,146 --> 00:21:06,613 Hello, my little pretties. 367 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:10,841 This is Fabio and Paulo and somebody else. 368 00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:14,112 I'm thinking of making one of them my new daddy. 369 00:21:14,688 --> 00:21:16,622 I mean, your new daddy. 370 00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,781 Anyway, uh... 371 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:22,019 ...we were on our way to get manis and pedis for the ball tonight. 372 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:25,632 Which we heard Mary talking about, FYI. 373 00:21:25,799 --> 00:21:28,495 As in she's planning to go, FYI. 374 00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:30,601 Oh. Oh... 375 00:21:30,771 --> 00:21:32,636 That won't do. 376 00:21:33,574 --> 00:21:35,906 Uh, you could tell her to clean my room. 377 00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:38,237 And my closet. I think something died in there. 378 00:21:38,412 --> 00:21:40,209 No, no, no. 379 00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:46,149 I have a very special place that needs cleaning. 380 00:21:47,988 --> 00:21:49,148 DOMINIQUE: Mary? 381 00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:54,421 - The twins are turning 16 next week. - Didn't they turn 16 last year? 382 00:21:54,795 --> 00:21:58,561 Yes, and they'll keep turning 16 until I tell them to stop. 383 00:21:58,732 --> 00:22:02,725 We're having a big party and I need this house to be spotless. 384 00:22:02,903 --> 00:22:07,169 But Tami and I are going to the ball. Plus, I've cleaned every room in this house. 385 00:22:07,341 --> 00:22:08,933 Not... 386 00:22:10,444 --> 00:22:12,207 ...my bedroom. 387 00:22:17,351 --> 00:22:19,717 You're kidding me, right? 388 00:22:20,554 --> 00:22:22,021 I'm clubbing with Paris tonight. 389 00:22:22,189 --> 00:22:25,852 It's my turn to throw the after-party. Don't step on my hair. 390 00:22:26,026 --> 00:22:30,895 When I get home at midnight, this room will be pristine. 391 00:22:31,065 --> 00:22:34,398 Dominique, I'd need heavy equipment. For example, a flamethrower. 392 00:22:34,768 --> 00:22:38,067 Don't you sass me, smarty pants. 393 00:22:38,239 --> 00:22:40,298 I'll revoke your school privileges. 394 00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:42,704 You could say goodbye to those trendy friends. 395 00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:48,314 Or shall I say friend, Little Miss Not-So-Popular? 396 00:22:48,482 --> 00:22:49,506 [CHUCKLES] 397 00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:51,575 Ooh! 398 00:22:52,286 --> 00:22:55,585 Oh, and clean up these fish sticks. They've been there since Lent. 399 00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:01,192 [PHONE RINGS] 400 00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:03,562 MARY: Tami, I can't go to the ball. 401 00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:05,665 "Domifreak's" making me clean her bedroom. 402 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,168 You're in her lair? 403 00:23:08,335 --> 00:23:11,429 There are species of bugs in here still unknown to science. 404 00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:14,005 There's no way I'll finish in time. 405 00:23:14,475 --> 00:23:16,443 - Wait, what if...? DOMINIQUE: Who are you talking to? 406 00:23:16,944 --> 00:23:20,277 When I said no phone privileges, that included the landline. 407 00:23:20,447 --> 00:23:22,005 I'm sorry. I have to go. 408 00:23:30,858 --> 00:23:32,223 Ugh. 409 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,071 [RUSTLING] 410 00:24:02,856 --> 00:24:04,187 [GROWLING] 411 00:24:07,394 --> 00:24:08,725 [BARKING] 412 00:24:08,896 --> 00:24:13,060 Manson, we've been looking for you since Christmas, boy. 413 00:24:13,233 --> 00:24:15,224 You're free, boy. Go. Go, go. 414 00:24:18,072 --> 00:24:19,562 [DOORBELL RINGS] 415 00:24:22,476 --> 00:24:24,671 Go, Manson, go. You're free. Oh, hey. 416 00:24:24,845 --> 00:24:28,474 Gosh, look, I just found Manson. And please tell me those aren't our dresses. 417 00:24:28,882 --> 00:24:31,510 I can't. Because they are. 418 00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:33,346 We're going to the ball. 419 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,422 Tami, what part of "Domifreak's making me clean her bedroom" did you not understand? 420 00:24:37,991 --> 00:24:41,392 What would you say if I told you I could clean up the mess for you... 421 00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:43,655 ...and Dominique would never know? 422 00:24:43,831 --> 00:24:47,597 I'd say you're my hero, but there's no way, and you have to go to the ball. 423 00:24:47,768 --> 00:24:52,364 - Plus, you can't clean this mess up alone. - Well, who said I was alone? 424 00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:54,698 - Hi, Mary. - Hey. 425 00:24:55,342 --> 00:24:56,707 You did this for me? 426 00:24:56,877 --> 00:24:59,607 Mary, meet my sister's boyfriend's cousins. 427 00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:02,248 Cousins, this is Mary. 428 00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:04,611 Hello, hello. You go to dance? 429 00:25:04,785 --> 00:25:06,047 Very nice. 430 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,448 House clean by midnight? 431 00:25:07,621 --> 00:25:12,354 No problem. Like van say, "No mess... 432 00:25:12,526 --> 00:25:14,790 ...too messy." - Okay. 433 00:25:17,364 --> 00:25:18,922 This mess is too messy. 434 00:25:19,099 --> 00:25:21,624 - Lee-Ha, you promised. - Is there a problem? 435 00:25:21,802 --> 00:25:24,737 I'm on it. Get started and hide the van. 436 00:25:26,774 --> 00:25:28,765 [MUSIC PLAYING] 437 00:25:28,942 --> 00:25:30,068 BREE: Isn't that him? 438 00:25:30,244 --> 00:25:33,611 No, that's not him. Oh, that's him. No, it's not. 439 00:25:34,748 --> 00:25:36,272 Joey can dance. 440 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,884 When we see a guy who can move, we'll have our man. 441 00:25:39,052 --> 00:25:41,145 Let me know when you find him. 442 00:25:41,321 --> 00:25:44,256 Hey, we were just looking for you. 443 00:25:44,425 --> 00:25:47,223 Yeah, I'm sure you were. 444 00:25:48,495 --> 00:25:50,827 - Nice mask. - Nice dress. 445 00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:52,989 Nice face. 446 00:25:54,735 --> 00:25:56,498 Hey, ladies, hey. 447 00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:59,662 Boo, where you going? All the funk you need is right here. 448 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,171 [CHUCKLES] 449 00:26:02,776 --> 00:26:04,403 Man. 450 00:26:04,845 --> 00:26:06,107 Hey, man. 451 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,475 Why did you tell me this was a costume party? 452 00:26:08,649 --> 00:26:10,082 It is the Black and White Ball. 453 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,842 You look good, man. This is sharp. 454 00:26:12,019 --> 00:26:14,044 I do clean up good, huh? 455 00:26:15,255 --> 00:26:17,689 I guess I'm not the only one who didn't get the memo. 456 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,693 - Who is that? - No idea. 457 00:26:23,864 --> 00:26:25,297 But I'm gonna find out. 458 00:26:25,732 --> 00:26:27,131 Everyone's looking at me. 459 00:26:27,301 --> 00:26:30,202 Who's the Lohan who decided to make her own rules? 460 00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:32,429 You need a drink. Punch bowl, straight ahead. 461 00:26:32,606 --> 00:26:36,042 I don't know, but she looks good. 462 00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:41,044 I mean, not good like us. Good like bad. Pff. 463 00:26:42,382 --> 00:26:45,146 DUSTIN: Here they come. - All right, be cool. Be cool. 464 00:26:50,724 --> 00:26:52,453 JOEY: Hi. 465 00:26:52,893 --> 00:26:56,727 You really know how to make an entrance. That, uh, dress is amazing. 466 00:26:57,798 --> 00:27:00,733 Thank you. That's a nice cape. 467 00:27:02,336 --> 00:27:04,736 I mean, coat. It's a nice coat... 468 00:27:05,038 --> 00:27:07,233 - What should I do? - Say something. Anything. 469 00:27:07,407 --> 00:27:09,136 - He's cute. - Um... 470 00:27:09,309 --> 00:27:11,869 Hey, do you want some punch? 471 00:27:12,312 --> 00:27:14,075 Or you have some... Cool, okay. 472 00:27:20,988 --> 00:27:22,148 Weird. 473 00:27:22,322 --> 00:27:24,688 - Are you supposed to be Cupid? - Yeah. Smart girl. 474 00:27:25,259 --> 00:27:26,317 Dope, right? 475 00:27:26,493 --> 00:27:29,758 With these arrows of love, somebody gonna fall hard tonight. 476 00:27:29,930 --> 00:27:32,262 - Is that so? - Yeah. 477 00:27:32,432 --> 00:27:34,627 Usually, I'm a lot cooler than this. 478 00:27:34,801 --> 00:27:37,599 I'm actually, like, Joey Parker's best friend, see? 479 00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:40,899 - Is that supposed to impress me? - Yeah, a little. 480 00:27:41,341 --> 00:27:43,366 You wanna see my Cupid dance? 481 00:27:53,754 --> 00:27:56,450 - What was that? - I don't usually come to these things. 482 00:27:56,623 --> 00:27:57,920 Yeah, me too. 483 00:27:58,091 --> 00:28:00,457 What? Wait. Do you, um, wanna...? 484 00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:02,390 Wait. You don't like to dance? 485 00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:03,791 Sorry, what? 486 00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:06,295 - Do you wanna...? - Hey. 487 00:28:06,466 --> 00:28:08,127 Can I ask you to dance? 488 00:28:09,670 --> 00:28:11,729 Yes, I'd love to. 489 00:28:16,643 --> 00:28:18,372 Now, don't take this the wrong way... 490 00:28:18,545 --> 00:28:21,275 ...but I have never seen anything like you in my life. 491 00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:23,348 - That's a good thing, right? - Yes. 492 00:28:23,517 --> 00:28:25,041 Dance with me, Cupid-man. 493 00:28:29,556 --> 00:28:32,719 Do me a favor. Can you play this for me? Track five. 494 00:28:32,893 --> 00:28:34,861 Here, hold this for me. 495 00:28:35,028 --> 00:28:36,017 Hey. 496 00:28:36,196 --> 00:28:37,220 [TANGO MUSIC PLAYING] 497 00:28:37,397 --> 00:28:39,456 GIRL: Shake it, baby. 498 00:28:39,866 --> 00:28:40,890 Nice. 499 00:28:52,613 --> 00:28:55,741 - What was that? - I guess the music just speaks to me. 500 00:29:01,989 --> 00:29:04,389 Well, I guess we don't have a language barrier. 501 00:29:05,759 --> 00:29:09,160 Isn't that funny? I just love monkeys too. Anyway, she'd... 502 00:29:11,064 --> 00:29:12,656 Look at him move. 503 00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:14,460 That has to be Joey. 504 00:29:14,635 --> 00:29:16,762 But who's the tramp? 505 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:40,383 [CROWD CHEERING] 506 00:29:41,094 --> 00:29:42,118 Ow. 507 00:30:09,356 --> 00:30:10,584 [CHUCKLING] 508 00:30:21,568 --> 00:30:22,694 Oh... 509 00:30:22,869 --> 00:30:24,530 Oh, hey, are you okay? 510 00:30:27,607 --> 00:30:28,767 You were amazing. 511 00:30:28,942 --> 00:30:30,933 No, I wasn't. I fell. 512 00:30:34,581 --> 00:30:35,605 Joey? 513 00:30:37,284 --> 00:30:38,308 [CLOCK CHIMING] 514 00:30:41,121 --> 00:30:42,850 I have to go. 515 00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:46,191 I have to go. Can I have it back? 516 00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:48,725 - Today? GIRL: Is that Joey? 517 00:30:48,895 --> 00:30:50,362 Wait, wait... 518 00:30:50,530 --> 00:30:52,020 - I'm late. - Where are you...? 519 00:30:52,866 --> 00:30:54,265 JOEY: Wait. 520 00:31:01,341 --> 00:31:02,933 MARY: Oh, my God. That was... 521 00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:06,079 TAMI: Holy cow... - I feel like I have to throw up. 522 00:31:06,246 --> 00:31:08,908 Tami, if I don't get home by midnight, I am dead. 523 00:31:09,082 --> 00:31:11,141 You were dancing with Joey Parker. 524 00:31:11,318 --> 00:31:14,549 I fell on my butt with Joey Parker. God, I knew I shouldn't have come. 525 00:31:14,721 --> 00:31:18,555 - He was into you. - Because he didn't know who I was. 526 00:31:18,825 --> 00:31:20,315 You really think he was into me? 527 00:31:20,494 --> 00:31:22,155 [TRANSMISSION GRINDING] 528 00:31:25,932 --> 00:31:26,990 [ENGINE RATTLING] 529 00:31:29,669 --> 00:31:33,435 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, this can't be happening. 530 00:31:41,014 --> 00:31:43,005 [SPEAKING IN CHINESE] 531 00:31:50,657 --> 00:31:51,988 [GASPS] 532 00:31:58,732 --> 00:32:02,691 I am not doing that old diva's talk show again. 533 00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:04,869 She's got a serious... What? 534 00:32:05,939 --> 00:32:07,270 Oh, God. 535 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:11,706 She's got a serious case of the grab-hands. 536 00:32:13,413 --> 00:32:16,246 No, no, no, she's right behind me. Go, go, go. 537 00:32:19,686 --> 00:32:21,347 No, no, no! 538 00:32:21,521 --> 00:32:24,456 That's my answer to all those talk shows. No! 539 00:32:29,229 --> 00:32:31,823 Go that way, that way, that way. Go. 540 00:32:38,605 --> 00:32:41,403 Hmm. Well, it seems you managed to follow orders. 541 00:32:41,942 --> 00:32:43,068 For once. 542 00:32:43,977 --> 00:32:46,002 Why are you wearing my robe? 543 00:32:46,379 --> 00:32:49,576 I was admiring its silky quality. 544 00:32:52,819 --> 00:32:57,347 You like my after-party? It's a total rager, isn't it? Ha-ha. 545 00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:00,419 Oh, it's not a rager at all. 546 00:33:00,594 --> 00:33:02,687 No one's coming. 547 00:33:02,963 --> 00:33:06,922 I'm a Little Miss Not-So-Popular too. 548 00:33:07,934 --> 00:33:10,903 God, I'm so tired. 549 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:19,207 [MOUTHS] Thank you. 550 00:33:23,884 --> 00:33:28,514 All right, now, look. If you pull this off, you will be the prince of all princes, okay? 551 00:33:28,688 --> 00:33:32,215 - Now, just let me talk to the teacher. - Why aren't you two in class? 552 00:33:34,961 --> 00:33:37,361 I have a huge favor to ask, Miss B. 553 00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:40,090 I need to find somebody who was at the dance last night. 554 00:33:40,267 --> 00:33:42,132 And if you don't, you'll die? 555 00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:45,297 I think I might. 556 00:33:47,073 --> 00:33:48,973 GIRL: No way. BOY: Yeah. 557 00:33:49,142 --> 00:33:51,804 Whoever she was, she was a freak show. 558 00:33:51,978 --> 00:33:54,811 Totally. Who runs away from Joey Parker? 559 00:33:54,981 --> 00:33:56,243 Not me. 560 00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:58,213 She'll never show her face now. 561 00:34:01,454 --> 00:34:03,217 We missed you at the ball, Mary. 562 00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:06,325 I guess a maid's job is just never done. 563 00:34:07,627 --> 00:34:09,492 [PA CHIMES] 564 00:34:09,963 --> 00:34:13,626 This is an administrative announcement from the administrative office. 565 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,290 [LAUGHING] 566 00:34:16,202 --> 00:34:17,396 What's up? 567 00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:19,765 You're on the mike with the Funk master. 568 00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,373 [LAUGHING] 569 00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:25,341 - Okay, very funny. Keep the voices down. - Check it out. Listen up. 570 00:34:25,512 --> 00:34:27,844 [RAPPING] Once upon a time There was this chill hottie 571 00:34:28,014 --> 00:34:30,414 She left Joey Parker Now, that was real naughty 572 00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:32,574 Now here's JP just to tell you more 573 00:34:32,752 --> 00:34:35,186 Now, put down your pencils And give JP the floor 574 00:34:35,355 --> 00:34:37,016 All right, Funk, Funk, that's good. 575 00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:38,521 [DUSTIN] 'Cause I was on the mike... 576 00:34:38,692 --> 00:34:41,126 - All right, I got another verse. - Funk, thank you. 577 00:34:41,294 --> 00:34:43,956 - You're welcome. - That was the Funk, ladies and gentlemen. 578 00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:45,427 Anyway... 579 00:34:45,598 --> 00:34:48,692 ...last night, I, uh... I danced with somebody at the ball. 580 00:34:49,235 --> 00:34:51,533 And you dropped your Zune when you left. 581 00:34:51,705 --> 00:34:55,004 I'd love to return it. The problem is, I don't know who you are. 582 00:34:55,475 --> 00:34:57,136 And this is important... 583 00:34:57,310 --> 00:35:01,144 ... because you made it one of the best nights of my life. 584 00:35:01,448 --> 00:35:02,472 I... 585 00:35:02,649 --> 00:35:04,310 ...love him. 586 00:35:04,484 --> 00:35:07,214 You have bacon in your braces. 587 00:35:07,387 --> 00:35:09,048 Keep the voices down. 588 00:35:10,457 --> 00:35:12,652 Okay, so here's the deal. Uh... 589 00:35:12,826 --> 00:35:15,420 If you were the girl that I danced with last night... 590 00:35:15,595 --> 00:35:19,656 ... tell me the names of the four most-listened-to songs on your playlist. 591 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,061 Thanks, mystery girl. 592 00:35:21,234 --> 00:35:22,462 I'll be waiting. 593 00:35:22,635 --> 00:35:25,365 "Thanks, mystery girl. I'll be waiting." 594 00:35:28,742 --> 00:35:31,267 - That was good. That was good. - Was that all right? 595 00:35:31,444 --> 00:35:33,071 This is gonna be easy. 596 00:35:33,246 --> 00:35:34,736 [SOBBING] 597 00:35:34,914 --> 00:35:39,476 I know. I know, sweetie. It's okay, but you gotta go, okay? All right. 598 00:35:39,652 --> 00:35:41,984 Just... All right, yeah. Whoo. 599 00:35:42,155 --> 00:35:44,487 Everybody, please, single-file line, all right? 600 00:35:44,657 --> 00:35:46,648 You guys are so not his mystery girl. 601 00:35:46,826 --> 00:35:49,260 All right, everybody's gonna get a chance to meet JP. 602 00:35:49,429 --> 00:35:50,657 You call me. Ha-ha. 603 00:35:50,830 --> 00:35:53,560 All right, all right. Cynthia? It's your turn. 604 00:35:53,733 --> 00:35:54,995 - You ready? - Yes. 605 00:35:55,168 --> 00:35:56,658 All right, good. 606 00:35:56,836 --> 00:35:58,463 Look excited. 607 00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:00,029 Hey. 608 00:36:00,206 --> 00:36:05,940 "Push," "High," "Boys Don't Cry," and "Lullaby," all by the Cure. 609 00:36:07,947 --> 00:36:10,108 Now give me my Zune. 610 00:36:11,051 --> 00:36:12,450 I'm sorry, that's not it. 611 00:36:13,053 --> 00:36:15,453 - All right, I'm sorry. It's okay. - Get off. 612 00:36:17,023 --> 00:36:18,047 [SIGHS] 613 00:36:18,224 --> 00:36:19,521 Hey. 614 00:36:19,793 --> 00:36:21,761 Mind if I pick up the slack you don't want? 615 00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:24,021 - Knock yourself out. - I will. 616 00:36:25,298 --> 00:36:26,731 God, they're all the same. 617 00:36:27,734 --> 00:36:29,224 But that girl from last night. 618 00:36:29,803 --> 00:36:32,397 - Special. - Yeah, man, I saw it, man. 619 00:36:32,839 --> 00:36:38,004 I mean, I haven't seen you dance like that since the 2006 VMAs, remember that night? 620 00:36:38,178 --> 00:36:39,475 It's pretty funky. 621 00:36:39,646 --> 00:36:41,807 So look, we're gonna find her, all right? 622 00:36:42,482 --> 00:36:44,074 She's here somewhere. 623 00:36:44,484 --> 00:36:46,816 I think she helped you get your mojo back. 624 00:36:46,986 --> 00:36:49,386 Yeah, you're with me. 625 00:36:49,556 --> 00:36:51,148 - Let's do it. - Who's next? 626 00:36:51,324 --> 00:36:53,849 Come on, ladies, have your songs ready. 627 00:36:54,027 --> 00:36:56,120 Oh, my gosh. He wasn't kidding. 628 00:36:56,296 --> 00:36:59,231 Go down and tell him it was you before someone starts a riot. 629 00:36:59,399 --> 00:37:00,423 Forget it, Tami. 630 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,763 He said last night was one of the best nights of his life. 631 00:37:03,937 --> 00:37:06,804 - Yeah. - Until he finds out it was me. 632 00:37:08,908 --> 00:37:11,775 - Are you listening? Come on. - No. What? 633 00:37:14,948 --> 00:37:16,813 BRITT: Stop right there. 634 00:37:18,084 --> 00:37:21,576 Oh, look at you, acting all innocent. 635 00:37:21,754 --> 00:37:25,053 - What are you talking about? BREE: We know, Mary. 636 00:37:25,225 --> 00:37:28,524 - What? - It was you at the ball. With Joey. 637 00:37:30,296 --> 00:37:32,264 - You guys are crazy. - No, you're crazy... 638 00:37:32,432 --> 00:37:35,663 ...if you think we'll let you end up with Joey, Miss Stalker Face. 639 00:37:35,835 --> 00:37:38,269 And if you tell him it was you... 640 00:37:38,438 --> 00:37:40,406 ...this video will be everywhere. 641 00:37:40,573 --> 00:37:42,040 Hello, YouTube. 642 00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:45,200 You barely know how to work the toaster, let alone YouTube. 643 00:37:45,378 --> 00:37:47,278 Well, try us. 644 00:37:48,014 --> 00:37:50,039 Now, go make the lamb chops. 645 00:37:50,216 --> 00:37:51,979 Mother's very hungry. 646 00:37:56,623 --> 00:37:58,113 Where are you going? 647 00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:01,727 None of your beeswax. I mean, nowhere. 648 00:38:01,895 --> 00:38:04,887 For a walk. In the woods. 649 00:38:06,232 --> 00:38:07,756 Okay. 650 00:38:08,601 --> 00:38:09,966 Ow! Oh... 651 00:38:13,606 --> 00:38:16,973 If I were a playlist, where would I hide myself? 652 00:38:25,685 --> 00:38:28,051 In plain sight. 653 00:38:28,221 --> 00:38:29,654 Brilliant. 654 00:38:32,025 --> 00:38:35,085 "We All Fall Down." "She Wants to Move." 655 00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:41,691 [BRITT GROANS] 656 00:38:52,545 --> 00:38:57,209 Do you think maybe you could give me a clue as to what the songs are? 657 00:38:57,817 --> 00:38:59,478 Are they emo? 658 00:38:59,652 --> 00:39:01,313 Techno? 659 00:39:01,754 --> 00:39:03,085 Young contemporary? 660 00:39:03,256 --> 00:39:07,693 Okay, people, people. Please, disperse, okay? 661 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,122 He's gonna take a break... 662 00:39:09,295 --> 00:39:13,356 ...and you guys can just come line up after class or something, all right? 663 00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:16,229 - I'm never gonna find her. - Hey, hey, hey, mister. 664 00:39:16,402 --> 00:39:19,735 I don't wanna hear that crazy talk. You leave that in crazy town, okay? 665 00:39:19,906 --> 00:39:23,239 Remember, you're Joey Parker, and Joey Parker always gets his girl. 666 00:39:23,409 --> 00:39:24,808 I'm right. You know I'm right. 667 00:39:25,211 --> 00:39:28,112 All right, what's your name? Say it, huh? 668 00:39:28,281 --> 00:39:30,442 - I'm... - Joey Parker. 669 00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:32,983 Your prayers have been answered. 670 00:39:33,152 --> 00:39:34,551 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 671 00:39:35,421 --> 00:39:38,618 Look, Britt, okay? Joey is on break, okay? 672 00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:40,190 And he's exhausted... 673 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,624 Oh, I'm not here to talk to Joey. 674 00:39:42,795 --> 00:39:44,262 I'm in the mood for some funk. 675 00:39:46,366 --> 00:39:48,994 - Really? - No. Now, get out of my way. 676 00:39:51,537 --> 00:39:54,597 I'm the one. 677 00:39:55,308 --> 00:39:56,332 [SCOFFS] 678 00:39:57,143 --> 00:39:59,270 You're kidding me, right? 679 00:39:59,445 --> 00:40:02,676 I can totally prove it. I know all the songs on the Zune. 680 00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:05,083 Prove it. 681 00:40:05,818 --> 00:40:09,686 "We All Fall Down," "She Wants to Move," "Pon de Replay," and "Hips Don't Lie." 682 00:40:11,724 --> 00:40:13,021 I'm right, right? 683 00:40:13,726 --> 00:40:15,694 I knew it! 684 00:40:16,029 --> 00:40:18,395 Well, what are you waiting for? 685 00:40:18,765 --> 00:40:21,256 - Kiss me. - No, no, no. 686 00:40:21,434 --> 00:40:22,696 We're gonna dance first. 687 00:40:22,869 --> 00:40:24,632 What? 688 00:40:25,538 --> 00:40:28,268 But you said we only needed to know the songs. 689 00:40:28,441 --> 00:40:31,069 Plus, I'm not warmed up. And there's no music. 690 00:40:31,244 --> 00:40:34,372 Well, if you were the one, you wouldn't need music. 691 00:40:34,547 --> 00:40:36,447 - Sorry, Britt. - Wait. 692 00:40:37,684 --> 00:40:39,447 I don't need music. 693 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,052 I love to dance and sing. 694 00:40:43,222 --> 00:40:44,712 BOY: Are you kidding me? 695 00:40:45,191 --> 00:40:50,060 [SINGING] Oh, babe, you want it like that You want it like this 696 00:40:50,963 --> 00:40:53,397 I just lose control when I'm dancing. 697 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,831 I love it so much. 698 00:40:56,002 --> 00:40:57,469 Oh, baby 699 00:40:58,204 --> 00:40:59,899 Come on. 700 00:41:00,073 --> 00:41:01,938 What is with her? 701 00:41:02,108 --> 00:41:04,576 Like that You like it like that 702 00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:09,606 How dare they hold that tape against you? You were 11. 703 00:41:09,782 --> 00:41:14,185 What do I do? I don't want Joey to think I'm Little Miss Stalker. 704 00:41:14,721 --> 00:41:16,848 You and Joey connected out there. 705 00:41:17,023 --> 00:41:20,322 Even if he sees the tape, he's not gonna think you're a crazy stalker. 706 00:41:20,493 --> 00:41:22,222 I hope. 707 00:41:23,229 --> 00:41:25,424 I feel nauseous. 708 00:41:25,598 --> 00:41:27,657 - All right, dude? - Yeah, fine. 709 00:41:33,306 --> 00:41:34,398 Whoa. Um... 710 00:41:34,574 --> 00:41:37,907 - Awkward. - Ready to meet your mystery girl? 711 00:41:38,511 --> 00:41:40,706 Of course, you know the songs too. 712 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,904 God, no. 713 00:41:42,081 --> 00:41:44,276 But I'm the real freaking one. 714 00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:47,749 And I freaking love you and you just better freaking love me back... 715 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,650 ...because I'm the freaking one, you freak. 716 00:41:51,357 --> 00:41:55,350 Way, way, way deep inside... 717 00:41:55,528 --> 00:41:57,462 ...I'm sure you're a lovely person. 718 00:41:58,297 --> 00:42:00,288 I can prove I'm the one. 719 00:42:02,068 --> 00:42:04,059 Through dance. 720 00:42:12,412 --> 00:42:13,538 What? 721 00:42:13,713 --> 00:42:18,275 Okay, if this shows up on TMZ, my attorneys will eat you all for lunch. 722 00:42:18,451 --> 00:42:19,748 Literally. 723 00:42:19,919 --> 00:42:21,750 You should talk to him. 724 00:42:21,921 --> 00:42:24,913 Love can bring any man... Oh, look! 725 00:42:25,091 --> 00:42:27,616 I'll check a couple parties. I'll call if I get a lead. 726 00:42:27,794 --> 00:42:30,058 It's show time. You can do this. 727 00:42:31,431 --> 00:42:32,455 - I can do it. - Yeah. 728 00:42:32,632 --> 00:42:34,065 Okay. 729 00:42:34,233 --> 00:42:37,498 - Wait, let's go get some food. - No. 730 00:42:37,670 --> 00:42:39,831 I'm done with this. There's no... Ridiculous. 731 00:42:40,006 --> 00:42:41,405 - Joey? - Yeah. 732 00:42:41,841 --> 00:42:43,706 I have something important to tell you. 733 00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:46,743 - Oh, hey. You work for Dominique, right? - What? 734 00:42:46,913 --> 00:42:49,245 No, no, that's... 735 00:42:50,283 --> 00:42:52,251 You had shrimp in your hair. 736 00:42:53,052 --> 00:42:57,079 Well, no. No, I mean, yes, that was me, but that's not what I wanted to tell you. 737 00:42:57,256 --> 00:42:59,747 - Um, I'm... - Dominique is relentless. 738 00:43:00,726 --> 00:43:03,126 Bree, Britt and now her. 739 00:43:04,096 --> 00:43:08,123 Look, I'm looking for somebody and I don't have the time right now to talk. 740 00:43:08,301 --> 00:43:09,563 I gotta go, I'm sorry. 741 00:43:10,603 --> 00:43:12,468 But it was nice seeing you. 742 00:43:25,251 --> 00:43:26,718 Yes. Hello? Okay. 743 00:43:26,886 --> 00:43:29,787 Could you please connect me to the YouTube? 744 00:43:31,424 --> 00:43:33,153 No, you don't understand. I have... 745 00:43:33,326 --> 00:43:36,261 - I told you. - Oh, my God. He blew you off? 746 00:43:36,896 --> 00:43:39,956 People like me don't belong with people like him anyway. Whatever. 747 00:43:41,501 --> 00:43:43,059 Damn. 748 00:43:46,138 --> 00:43:47,127 [INTERCOM BEEPS] 749 00:43:47,306 --> 00:43:50,241 DOMINIQUE: Mary, I need you to finalize the menu for the girls' party. 750 00:43:50,409 --> 00:43:53,310 And have Dr. Woo move up my high colonic to this afternoon. 751 00:43:53,479 --> 00:43:54,969 I'm feeling blocked. 752 00:43:55,147 --> 00:43:57,513 Have your sisters' moved up too. 753 00:43:58,784 --> 00:44:01,480 What else do I have to live for? 754 00:44:01,988 --> 00:44:04,718 That's the spirit, sweetie. 755 00:44:05,825 --> 00:44:07,816 [MUSIC PLAYING] 756 00:44:10,863 --> 00:44:12,660 [SINGING] Hold on 757 00:44:12,832 --> 00:44:14,823 Then I hear your phone a-ringing 758 00:44:15,001 --> 00:44:18,437 Just waiting for your voice to come on 759 00:44:18,604 --> 00:44:19,969 Come on. 760 00:44:20,139 --> 00:44:22,266 Come on, pay attention to me. Look at me. 761 00:44:22,441 --> 00:44:23,840 This is a treat for you. 762 00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:27,173 Oh, here. Crab cakes? Anyone? 763 00:44:28,981 --> 00:44:31,142 Hey. What are you doing here? 764 00:44:31,684 --> 00:44:33,049 Oh, I'm here to help. 765 00:44:33,219 --> 00:44:35,278 - I love you. - I know. 766 00:44:35,454 --> 00:44:38,946 - Here. Start serving there. I'll get the rest. - Okay. 767 00:44:40,626 --> 00:44:42,890 Hey, bro. Hey, bro. 768 00:44:43,062 --> 00:44:44,654 You want a crab cake? 769 00:44:46,065 --> 00:44:47,999 Yeah, man, the whole school is here. 770 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:51,830 Just give me 20 minutes, I'm gonna find your girl, all right? 771 00:44:52,371 --> 00:44:54,236 Gotta call you back. 772 00:44:54,607 --> 00:44:57,576 Hey, it's a party. Get off the phone. 773 00:44:59,812 --> 00:45:02,747 - Nice dance moves. - Oh. Ha-ha-ha. 774 00:45:03,516 --> 00:45:07,111 You know, those purple highlights look very familiar. 775 00:45:07,286 --> 00:45:11,689 You might not recognize me without my angel wings of love. 776 00:45:12,325 --> 00:45:13,724 - I'm the Funk. - The what? 777 00:45:13,893 --> 00:45:15,417 You know, Cupid dance. 778 00:45:15,595 --> 00:45:17,654 You can't forget the Cupid dance. 779 00:45:17,830 --> 00:45:20,424 - Oh, sorry, no. No. - No? 780 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,568 I'm Joey Parker's best friend. 781 00:45:22,735 --> 00:45:24,669 Oh. Is that supposed to impress me? 782 00:45:24,837 --> 00:45:28,000 Ah, you are my mystery girl. I knew it. 783 00:45:28,174 --> 00:45:29,402 Hey, is your friend here? 784 00:45:29,575 --> 00:45:31,600 What, Mary? Yeah, she's here. 785 00:45:31,777 --> 00:45:34,871 Can you go get her? I'm gonna call Joey. We have to hook them up. 786 00:45:35,047 --> 00:45:36,071 He is in love. 787 00:45:36,248 --> 00:45:38,375 - Seriously? Seriously? - Yeah. Yeah. 788 00:45:38,551 --> 00:45:41,714 - Awesome, I'll be right back. Okay. - Okay. 789 00:45:43,356 --> 00:45:45,347 [PHONE RINGS] 790 00:45:46,325 --> 00:45:47,986 Dustin. 791 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,458 - What up? - Why does it sound like you're frowning? 792 00:45:50,630 --> 00:45:52,825 You better not be frowning. What did I tell you? 793 00:45:52,999 --> 00:45:54,762 - What's your name? - We're not playing... 794 00:45:54,934 --> 00:45:57,027 We do it until you cheer up. What's your name? 795 00:45:57,203 --> 00:45:59,467 - Joey Parker. - Who keeps it funky? 796 00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:01,630 - Joey Parker. - Right. And who keeps it real? 797 00:46:01,807 --> 00:46:04,275 - Joey Parker. - Joey Parker keeps it real, am I right? 798 00:46:04,443 --> 00:46:05,842 You're stupid is what you are. 799 00:46:06,012 --> 00:46:09,140 - Joey Parker, let me hear you screaming. - I'm in front of her house. 800 00:46:09,315 --> 00:46:10,873 I know, but scream it out loud. 801 00:46:11,050 --> 00:46:13,416 - Joey Parker! - Joey Parker, that's right. Look. 802 00:46:13,586 --> 00:46:16,953 All evidence indicates that your girl is in the spot. 803 00:46:17,123 --> 00:46:19,421 - For real? - Your girl's inside. Come on. 804 00:46:19,592 --> 00:46:21,082 Copy that. 805 00:46:22,228 --> 00:46:24,389 DOMINIQUE: There's my girls, see? 806 00:46:24,964 --> 00:46:26,898 - Yeah. - Ow! 807 00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:29,500 Chins up. Chins up. Tummies in. 808 00:46:29,669 --> 00:46:31,330 Yes. 809 00:46:33,673 --> 00:46:36,073 - Oh. Happy birthday. - Thanks. 810 00:46:41,847 --> 00:46:45,146 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there, Mr. Man. 811 00:46:45,685 --> 00:46:48,677 I'm the one, Joey Parker. 812 00:46:48,854 --> 00:46:49,912 So let's duet. 813 00:46:50,423 --> 00:46:51,788 You know, duet? 814 00:46:51,957 --> 00:46:53,788 You get it? Duet. 815 00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:55,517 Do a duet with me. 816 00:46:55,695 --> 00:46:58,493 Um, not if the human race depended on it. 817 00:46:58,931 --> 00:47:00,023 Well, that's rude. 818 00:47:00,199 --> 00:47:03,430 Now, I wouldn't do a duet with you, mister... 819 00:47:03,602 --> 00:47:06,230 ...if we were the last two people alive, okay? 820 00:47:06,405 --> 00:47:08,600 And the world was taken over by apes... 821 00:47:08,774 --> 00:47:11,265 ...and we were the only two with opposable thumbs... 822 00:47:11,444 --> 00:47:13,378 ...I still wouldn't. 823 00:47:16,415 --> 00:47:17,439 Crab cakes? 824 00:47:17,616 --> 00:47:18,913 - It's fate. - What? 825 00:47:19,085 --> 00:47:21,212 He's here. Now's your chance. 826 00:47:21,387 --> 00:47:24,356 I don't know what she's wearing. I just know that she's here. 827 00:47:24,523 --> 00:47:26,150 I'm a little nervous, man. 828 00:47:26,325 --> 00:47:27,656 Go and talk to him. 829 00:47:27,827 --> 00:47:30,057 - Fine, okay, I'll go. - Go, go, go. 830 00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:31,526 I hope we find her. 831 00:47:33,699 --> 00:47:34,723 Oh, hey. 832 00:47:35,468 --> 00:47:39,234 - Um... Crab cake? - Thanks. 833 00:47:39,405 --> 00:47:42,966 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 834 00:47:43,142 --> 00:47:47,374 Have you seen a girl here that can dance like you've never seen a girl dance before? 835 00:47:47,546 --> 00:47:50,140 Actually, Joey, yes. 836 00:47:52,785 --> 00:47:55,982 - It's funny because you're looking... MARY [ON TAPE]: I love you so much, Joey. 837 00:47:56,155 --> 00:47:57,884 And you are totally kissable. 838 00:47:58,057 --> 00:47:59,922 [CROWD LAUGHING] 839 00:48:00,092 --> 00:48:01,923 This is for you. 840 00:48:08,501 --> 00:48:09,525 [IMITATES CHICKEN] 841 00:48:09,702 --> 00:48:11,101 This can't be happening. 842 00:48:11,937 --> 00:48:14,770 Is that you? 843 00:48:15,741 --> 00:48:18,141 No, it's okay. 844 00:48:23,082 --> 00:48:25,073 [SOBBING] 845 00:48:48,974 --> 00:48:50,965 [TANGO MUSIC PLAYING] 846 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:03,552 - You guys hear that? - Yeah. 847 00:49:12,765 --> 00:49:13,789 Uh... 848 00:49:13,966 --> 00:49:15,831 I'll be right back. 849 00:49:16,001 --> 00:49:17,491 [GIGGLING] 850 00:49:27,313 --> 00:49:29,110 You're the one. 851 00:49:37,590 --> 00:49:39,615 I think this is yours. 852 00:49:43,562 --> 00:49:45,723 You tried to tell me at school too... 853 00:49:45,898 --> 00:49:47,991 ...and I was a jerk to you. 854 00:49:49,301 --> 00:49:51,826 Wow, you're the one. 855 00:49:52,004 --> 00:49:54,871 I actually found you. This is amazing. 856 00:49:55,975 --> 00:49:57,408 It's cold, huh? 857 00:49:57,576 --> 00:49:58,600 Hey, um... 858 00:50:00,179 --> 00:50:02,647 - No. - Take my jacket. No, really. 859 00:50:07,286 --> 00:50:09,618 You don't have to pretend like you like me. 860 00:50:09,788 --> 00:50:11,847 I've had enough charity to last a lifetime. 861 00:50:12,491 --> 00:50:15,119 Who said anything about charity? 862 00:50:15,394 --> 00:50:18,022 I've been going crazy looking for you. 863 00:50:18,197 --> 00:50:19,824 I couldn't stop thinking about you. 864 00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:21,891 The way that we moved together. 865 00:50:23,269 --> 00:50:26,670 Well, my mom was a dancer. So I guess it's in my blood. 866 00:50:31,176 --> 00:50:34,509 So you really think I'm totally kissable? 867 00:50:35,014 --> 00:50:36,538 What? No, that was... 868 00:50:37,316 --> 00:50:41,878 That was... I was a kid. I didn't... Pff. No. Ha-ha. 869 00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:44,255 That's too bad. I thought it was cool. 870 00:50:46,659 --> 00:50:48,092 Wow, I... 871 00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:50,087 I know I barely know you... 872 00:50:50,262 --> 00:50:51,752 ...but... 873 00:50:52,898 --> 00:50:55,389 Can I...? I wanna take you out, Mary. 874 00:50:57,169 --> 00:51:01,265 DOMINIQUE: Mary, get in here. - And that's my cue. 875 00:51:03,409 --> 00:51:05,707 Wait, you gonna give me an answer? 876 00:51:06,545 --> 00:51:08,035 Yes. 877 00:51:12,785 --> 00:51:14,685 [ALARM BEEPING] 878 00:51:30,135 --> 00:51:31,625 [MARY SCREAMS] 879 00:51:40,512 --> 00:51:41,706 Joey. 880 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,508 Whoa. Hey, Tony Hawk, slow down. You know you're in a hallway. 881 00:51:44,683 --> 00:51:47,550 Guess who has an audition for the Academy of Performing Arts. 882 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:48,812 Me, that's who. 883 00:51:48,988 --> 00:51:51,752 They narrowed the applicants, 500 to 20. I'm in the top 20. 884 00:51:51,924 --> 00:51:54,392 Someone's gonna call, let me know when my audition is. 885 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,892 I'm so close I can feel it. My gosh, Mary, breathe. 886 00:51:57,062 --> 00:52:00,156 - Breathe. Breathe. - Mary, that's amazing. That's amazing. 887 00:52:00,332 --> 00:52:03,426 Wow. Hey, you want me to show you some moves? Uh... 888 00:52:03,602 --> 00:52:05,968 For your audition. I can help you practice. 889 00:52:06,138 --> 00:52:08,299 I might be into that. 890 00:52:08,607 --> 00:52:09,869 You might be into that? 891 00:52:10,042 --> 00:52:11,475 [BELL RINGS] 892 00:52:11,643 --> 00:52:13,304 Meet me tomorrow. 893 00:52:13,946 --> 00:52:15,436 [PHONE RINGING] 894 00:52:18,884 --> 00:52:19,908 Speak. 895 00:52:20,085 --> 00:52:24,021 Hello. I'm calling from the Manhattan Academy of Performing Arts... 896 00:52:24,189 --> 00:52:27,590 ...regarding an application for Mary Santiago. 897 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,785 I'm her guardian. Talk faster. 898 00:52:31,096 --> 00:52:32,825 We'd like to schedule an audition. 899 00:52:32,998 --> 00:52:36,092 Oh, no, no, no. That won't do. 900 00:52:37,002 --> 00:52:39,402 She can't dance. 901 00:52:39,571 --> 00:52:40,936 She broke both her legs. 902 00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:45,275 Oh, my goodness. That's awful. How? 903 00:52:45,444 --> 00:52:49,380 Well, they're chicken legs and they were very weak... 904 00:52:49,548 --> 00:52:51,209 ...and they just snapped. 905 00:52:51,650 --> 00:52:53,117 Like twigs. 906 00:52:53,285 --> 00:52:55,480 We'd appreciate it if you didn't call again... 907 00:52:55,654 --> 00:53:01,456 ...because, well, it just reminds us that her dance career is over. 908 00:53:02,694 --> 00:53:04,958 Hey, I'm going clubbing in Vegas this weekend... 909 00:53:05,130 --> 00:53:07,963 ...you wouldn't happen to know what the weather is like? 910 00:53:08,133 --> 00:53:09,464 [PHONE CLICKS] 911 00:53:09,635 --> 00:53:10,829 Hello? 912 00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:13,367 DOMINIQUE: Hurry up and drive. I'm late. 913 00:53:13,539 --> 00:53:17,100 If I miss this flight, it's your fault, you nimrod. 914 00:53:18,477 --> 00:53:21,105 Well, there goes the wicked witch of the west. 915 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,679 Maybe she took her broomstick. 916 00:53:22,848 --> 00:53:25,544 - You're off the hook for the weekend. - Ha-ha-ha. Yeah. 917 00:53:28,921 --> 00:53:30,354 You have to be kidding me. 918 00:53:30,522 --> 00:53:32,581 - She's driving me nuts. - What is it? 919 00:53:35,994 --> 00:53:37,825 Okay, wow. Um... 920 00:53:37,996 --> 00:53:40,055 "Paint the pool pink. 921 00:53:40,232 --> 00:53:42,427 Regrout the tile. 922 00:53:42,601 --> 00:53:46,128 - Vacuum the driveway"? This is ridiculous. - Chores from Dominique. 923 00:53:46,305 --> 00:53:49,763 She's gone and I have to do them or who knows how long she'll ground me. 924 00:53:49,942 --> 00:53:51,341 Sorry, maybe another time. 925 00:53:51,510 --> 00:53:53,978 Unless you do your work while you do her work. 926 00:53:59,651 --> 00:54:01,312 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 927 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,240 You're good. You are good, but I... 928 00:54:58,410 --> 00:55:00,970 I think we need to work on your technique a little bit. 929 00:55:01,146 --> 00:55:02,170 Okay. 930 00:55:04,249 --> 00:55:07,514 Just, you need to loosen up a little bit more. 931 00:55:08,921 --> 00:55:09,945 Not like that. No. 932 00:55:27,339 --> 00:55:28,363 - isn't so bad. 933 00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:31,532 He's doing all of her work. 934 00:55:31,877 --> 00:55:34,038 I feel very upset right now. 935 00:55:34,346 --> 00:55:36,041 Let's make her repaint the pool? 936 00:55:36,215 --> 00:55:41,278 Let's make her vacuum the driveway? You're an idiot. 937 00:55:42,254 --> 00:55:43,983 MARY: No. What are you doing? No. 938 00:55:44,156 --> 00:55:46,181 What's he see in that little freak show? 939 00:55:46,358 --> 00:55:49,156 Well, I think she's, like, a good height for him. 940 00:55:49,328 --> 00:55:51,057 - And she has pretty hair... - Shut up. 941 00:55:53,498 --> 00:55:55,329 We need a plan B. 942 00:55:59,304 --> 00:56:00,794 [STRING TWANGS] 943 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,134 - Uh... I think you need a new guitar. - Ha. 944 00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:07,301 Yeah, that'd be nice. 945 00:56:09,448 --> 00:56:11,382 You writing a new song? 946 00:56:12,284 --> 00:56:13,308 Yeah. 947 00:56:13,819 --> 00:56:16,049 You, uh, wanna help me with the harmony? 948 00:56:17,089 --> 00:56:19,557 - No, I... - I think you wanna help me with harmony. 949 00:56:19,725 --> 00:56:21,590 - Come on. - Okay. 950 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,318 Here. 951 00:56:24,830 --> 00:56:27,094 And this, this is as far as I got with the lyrics. 952 00:56:27,266 --> 00:56:30,099 - Okay. - Just start right here. 953 00:56:30,269 --> 00:56:31,600 - You ready? - Yeah. 954 00:56:31,770 --> 00:56:33,397 Okay. 955 00:56:35,307 --> 00:56:37,901 [SINGING] It's become so hard 956 00:56:38,076 --> 00:56:39,839 - For me to be surprised - For me to be surprised 957 00:56:40,012 --> 00:56:41,036 That's good. 958 00:56:41,213 --> 00:56:43,977 - But you're bringing back the real me - But you're bringing back the real me 959 00:56:44,149 --> 00:56:46,617 - No judgment in your eyes - No judgment in your eyes 960 00:56:46,785 --> 00:56:49,652 - It's the way you make me feel - It's the way you make me feel 961 00:56:49,821 --> 00:56:54,622 - Like I'm finally something real - Like I'm finally something real 962 00:56:58,430 --> 00:56:59,590 Okay. 963 00:57:00,065 --> 00:57:01,828 Break time's over. 964 00:57:02,868 --> 00:57:05,336 Back to resting. 965 00:57:11,810 --> 00:57:13,573 [SIGHS] 966 00:57:13,745 --> 00:57:17,237 You know, one of the reasons I came back was because I wanted to remember... 967 00:57:17,416 --> 00:57:20,351 ...why I started dancing in the first place. 968 00:57:23,188 --> 00:57:25,213 Dancing with you... 969 00:57:25,957 --> 00:57:27,982 ...I'm starting to remember. 970 00:57:30,228 --> 00:57:32,219 - Yeah? - Yeah. 971 00:57:35,767 --> 00:57:37,291 And you're getting closer. 972 00:57:37,469 --> 00:57:38,663 So are you. 973 00:57:38,837 --> 00:57:42,398 - I mean with your moves. - Well, you're not looking so bad yourself. 974 00:57:42,574 --> 00:57:44,769 Why don't we pick up again tomorrow, right here? 975 00:57:44,943 --> 00:57:47,173 As in my house, as in this position? 976 00:57:47,346 --> 00:57:48,540 I'm not that kind of guy. 977 00:57:48,714 --> 00:57:51,683 Somehow I don't find that entirely convincing. 978 00:57:59,091 --> 00:58:01,389 So where's Prince Charming now? 979 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,529 Couldn't stand to spend another second with his charity case? 980 00:58:04,696 --> 00:58:06,596 Wow, jealous much? 981 00:58:06,765 --> 00:58:07,959 [DOORBELL RINGS] 982 00:58:08,133 --> 00:58:11,864 Was that the doorbell? That's strange. I wonder who that could be. 983 00:58:12,037 --> 00:58:14,699 I don't know, Bree. Get that, would you, Mary? 984 00:58:14,873 --> 00:58:16,340 God, you guys are weird. 985 00:58:19,277 --> 00:58:21,643 Hello, plan B. 986 00:58:21,813 --> 00:58:23,542 Could you be more obvious? 987 00:58:23,715 --> 00:58:26,343 Well, no. That would totally give it away. 988 00:58:42,968 --> 00:58:44,492 Tami, what if he fell asleep? 989 00:58:44,669 --> 00:58:47,365 No way. Go. And call me later. 990 00:58:47,539 --> 00:58:49,905 Domifreak took my cell phone, remember? 991 00:58:50,075 --> 00:58:51,872 Do you want me to wait? 992 00:58:52,177 --> 00:58:55,010 No, I'm good. Joey will take me home. Thank you. 993 00:58:55,180 --> 00:58:57,171 - Go kill it. - Okay. 994 00:59:11,830 --> 00:59:13,593 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 995 00:59:22,107 --> 00:59:23,597 [GATE CLANGS] 996 00:59:27,913 --> 00:59:29,505 What was that? 997 00:59:29,948 --> 00:59:31,711 - What's going on? - Nothing. 998 00:59:31,883 --> 00:59:34,613 Natalia. Natalia, look. Ha. 999 00:59:34,786 --> 00:59:37,186 We had a thing, but it's over. 1000 00:59:38,123 --> 00:59:41,115 - Joey. Joey, come on. - It's time for you to go. 1001 00:59:41,293 --> 00:59:43,022 I'll see you at school. 1002 01:00:14,926 --> 01:00:16,917 [SNORING] 1003 01:00:17,095 --> 01:00:19,655 Hey, where have you been all night? 1004 01:00:19,831 --> 01:00:22,732 I'm just doing a little yoga. 1005 01:00:24,736 --> 01:00:28,604 Hey, have you been crying? Or are you just naturally puffy? 1006 01:00:28,773 --> 01:00:31,241 I never noticed that before. What's wrong? 1007 01:00:31,409 --> 01:00:34,242 - Dominique, I'd rather not talk about it. - Oh, come on. 1008 01:00:34,412 --> 01:00:36,346 Talk to me. Come on, sit down. 1009 01:00:37,015 --> 01:00:39,677 Come on, sit down. Come on. 1010 01:00:40,385 --> 01:00:41,852 Okay. Sit in the hand. 1011 01:00:42,888 --> 01:00:44,947 Is it Joey, honey? 1012 01:00:45,123 --> 01:00:47,751 Oh, I knew it. 1013 01:00:47,926 --> 01:00:51,259 Did he find someone prettier and more successful? 1014 01:00:51,429 --> 01:00:54,592 Oh, I'm sorry. That is difficult. 1015 01:00:54,766 --> 01:00:58,293 Not that I would know, but I did take an acting class once. I can imagine. 1016 01:00:59,170 --> 01:01:03,334 Let me give you a word of advice. Joey is an E! Hollywood True Story... 1017 01:01:03,508 --> 01:01:05,874 ...just waiting to happen. 1018 01:01:06,044 --> 01:01:08,638 There's no sense crying over him. Mm-mm. 1019 01:01:08,813 --> 01:01:11,304 In fact, it's kind of pathetic. 1020 01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:14,718 I can't wait to get out of here and move to Manhattan. 1021 01:01:14,886 --> 01:01:18,287 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to tell you? I did, my bad. 1022 01:01:18,456 --> 01:01:21,448 They called. There's no audition. It was a mistake. 1023 01:01:21,626 --> 01:01:24,459 - What? You're lying. - No, I'm not. 1024 01:01:24,629 --> 01:01:27,029 The rejection letter is right there in that mess... 1025 01:01:27,198 --> 01:01:30,565 ...you need to clean up here and sort through. 1026 01:01:33,939 --> 01:01:35,839 I'm so glad we had this little talk. 1027 01:01:36,007 --> 01:01:40,444 I've always wanted to be the mother you'll never have. 1028 01:01:43,748 --> 01:01:47,809 Yeah. So the Japan tour was awesome. Like a Bruce Lee movie, but no subtitles. 1029 01:01:47,986 --> 01:01:50,853 - The sushi kind of made me sick... - Mary. 1030 01:01:51,856 --> 01:01:54,256 Hey. Catch you in a minute. 1031 01:01:54,426 --> 01:01:55,950 Mary. 1032 01:01:56,628 --> 01:01:59,597 Mary, slow down. Hey, what...? 1033 01:01:59,764 --> 01:02:00,924 What's wrong? 1034 01:02:01,099 --> 01:02:03,624 I've been calling Tami, trying to get ahold of you. 1035 01:02:05,704 --> 01:02:08,366 - What did I do? - It doesn't matter. It's done. We're done. 1036 01:02:09,608 --> 01:02:11,007 Wait. 1037 01:02:11,376 --> 01:02:12,866 Whoa, whoa. 1038 01:02:13,044 --> 01:02:15,604 - What are you talking about? - Did you feel sorry for me? 1039 01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:18,248 Was I your charity case? Is that why you asked me out? 1040 01:02:18,416 --> 01:02:21,078 - What does that mean? - You figured you'd toy with me... 1041 01:02:21,252 --> 01:02:23,880 ...until someone better came along and I wouldn't mind... 1042 01:02:24,055 --> 01:02:26,046 ...because I was lucky a big star wanted me. 1043 01:02:26,324 --> 01:02:30,658 You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? 1044 01:02:31,229 --> 01:02:34,824 You fall anyway because you think he might turn out to be different. 1045 01:02:35,533 --> 01:02:36,966 Mary. 1046 01:02:38,937 --> 01:02:40,370 - I am different. - Anyway... 1047 01:02:40,538 --> 01:02:43,200 ...thanks for all the dance moves, but I'm done dancing. 1048 01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:44,865 Goodbye. 1049 01:02:47,278 --> 01:02:49,542 DUSTIN: All right, time for some damage control. 1050 01:02:49,714 --> 01:02:52,774 And what'd I tell you? My mystery girl. 1051 01:02:57,522 --> 01:02:59,319 - Whoa, Tami. - I need your help. 1052 01:02:59,491 --> 01:03:01,459 - What's with the blinds? - It's about Mary. 1053 01:03:01,626 --> 01:03:04,322 - Come on, girl. - Don't you "girl" me. 1054 01:03:05,096 --> 01:03:07,291 Just give me a second. 1055 01:03:07,465 --> 01:03:08,489 One second. 1056 01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:11,830 Don't you have a stadium show to play or something? 1057 01:03:12,003 --> 01:03:13,265 Come on. Back door. 1058 01:03:15,073 --> 01:03:16,438 Ah, beat you to it. 1059 01:03:16,608 --> 01:03:18,576 - How about a shiner, superstar? DUSTIN: Oh, no. 1060 01:03:18,743 --> 01:03:21,906 Won't be no bruising the moneymaker, okay? 1061 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,413 You broke my best friend's heart. Have a nice life. 1062 01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:28,677 - Tami, I don't even know what I did wrong. - Let me handle this, JP. 1063 01:03:28,853 --> 01:03:30,912 He doesn't even know what he did wrong. 1064 01:03:31,089 --> 01:03:32,283 I just said that. 1065 01:03:32,457 --> 01:03:34,425 I know, but it's all about your intonation. 1066 01:03:34,592 --> 01:03:37,425 Hey. She knows you cheated. Get it? 1067 01:03:37,595 --> 01:03:41,122 - You're done. - What? That's crazy. And not true. 1068 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,598 That's funny, because she saw you with Natalia. 1069 01:03:47,138 --> 01:03:48,400 Wait a second, hold on. 1070 01:03:48,573 --> 01:03:52,202 So Mary was there when Natalia broke into your house? 1071 01:03:52,377 --> 01:03:53,901 No. No, nothing happened. 1072 01:03:54,979 --> 01:03:57,675 Natalia busted into my parents' house. She set me up. 1073 01:03:58,316 --> 01:04:00,511 There's nothing going on between us. 1074 01:04:00,685 --> 01:04:02,619 I would never hurt Mary like that. 1075 01:04:03,421 --> 01:04:05,184 This is insane. You have to believe me. 1076 01:04:05,356 --> 01:04:08,223 Look, I want to believe you and I want her to be happy. 1077 01:04:08,393 --> 01:04:11,157 Especially now that she's stuck with Dominique another year. 1078 01:04:11,329 --> 01:04:13,456 Wait, she didn't get into Manhattan? 1079 01:04:13,631 --> 01:04:16,566 - They didn't give her the audition. - Oh, my God. 1080 01:04:16,735 --> 01:04:20,034 - Why would they reject her? - Guess they changed their mind. 1081 01:04:23,074 --> 01:04:24,837 But we can change them back. 1082 01:04:25,009 --> 01:04:26,704 - You can? - You can? 1083 01:04:27,779 --> 01:04:29,406 What's my name? 1084 01:04:29,581 --> 01:04:31,344 - Joey Parker. - What's my name? 1085 01:04:31,516 --> 01:04:33,643 Ha. Joey Parker. 1086 01:04:34,853 --> 01:04:36,980 Get Mary to come to the competition, all right? 1087 01:04:37,155 --> 01:04:38,952 I'll handle it from there. 1088 01:04:41,359 --> 01:04:42,553 [CHUCKLES] 1089 01:04:54,572 --> 01:04:55,937 TAMI: Hi. 1090 01:04:56,107 --> 01:04:58,940 - Hi. - We need to show you something. 1091 01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:01,578 Dustin, what are you doing here? 1092 01:05:02,347 --> 01:05:03,712 Um... 1093 01:05:03,882 --> 01:05:05,372 See, look, Mary. 1094 01:05:05,550 --> 01:05:09,350 Sometimes in relationships, you know, there could be misunderstandings. 1095 01:05:09,521 --> 01:05:11,682 Bumpy roads and stuff. But you and JP... 1096 01:05:11,856 --> 01:05:14,324 ...like moth to flame, you keep attracting each other. 1097 01:05:14,492 --> 01:05:16,960 And we, your friends, we see that we... 1098 01:05:17,128 --> 01:05:18,720 You have to trust your friends. 1099 01:05:18,897 --> 01:05:22,458 Please get dressed. Something nice. It'll be worth it. 1100 01:05:23,835 --> 01:05:25,598 Okay. 1101 01:05:27,038 --> 01:05:30,166 - Do you think she's gonna come? - Yeah. My lecture was so good. 1102 01:05:30,341 --> 01:05:33,435 Yeah, it was good. It was just kind of long. You should shorten it. 1103 01:05:33,611 --> 01:05:36,842 - Next time maybe a little bit. A little bit. - I've been working on it. 1104 01:05:37,015 --> 01:05:39,006 - I've been watching my Dr. Phil. - Oh, good. 1105 01:05:39,184 --> 01:05:40,742 Great. So weird. 1106 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,151 [CROWD CHEERING] 1107 01:06:05,643 --> 01:06:08,077 Ha-ha! Check it out. 1108 01:06:08,246 --> 01:06:09,736 What are you guys doing? 1109 01:06:09,914 --> 01:06:13,111 We felt bad about you not getting your audition, so we hooked you up. 1110 01:06:13,284 --> 01:06:16,378 - By bringing me to Joey's competition? - Yeah. 1111 01:06:16,554 --> 01:06:19,455 Mary, this isn't about the competition. 1112 01:06:19,624 --> 01:06:22,092 Tami, I told you, I'm done dancing. 1113 01:06:22,527 --> 01:06:24,825 Trust me. 1114 01:06:26,898 --> 01:06:30,265 Okay. While you contemplate the most important moment of your life... 1115 01:06:30,435 --> 01:06:34,132 ...I'm running late. They need me inside for the show. So I gotta go, okay? 1116 01:06:36,774 --> 01:06:40,210 All right. I'll go for a second. But just a second. 1117 01:06:40,378 --> 01:06:41,606 Awesome. 1118 01:06:41,779 --> 01:06:43,303 It's too expensive to valet here. 1119 01:06:43,481 --> 01:06:45,108 - Let's go around the back. - Oh, God. 1120 01:06:52,891 --> 01:06:55,985 Move. Dominique Blatt coming through. 1121 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,596 Sausage-fingered masses. Move. 1122 01:06:59,764 --> 01:07:00,890 Get down. Go, go. 1123 01:07:01,065 --> 01:07:03,829 Sweet roots, blondie. Hey, hey, hey. 1124 01:07:04,002 --> 01:07:05,993 No. Grandpa, up. Up. 1125 01:07:06,170 --> 01:07:08,001 There you go, old man. Move. 1126 01:07:08,406 --> 01:07:12,240 All right, no eye contact, people. Periphery only. 1127 01:07:14,112 --> 01:07:15,204 What are you looking at? 1128 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,939 Hey, how you doing? Great. Good to see you. 1129 01:07:18,149 --> 01:07:20,140 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1130 01:07:20,618 --> 01:07:22,051 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1131 01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:24,211 What's happening? 1132 01:07:25,390 --> 01:07:27,187 Make some noise. 1133 01:07:27,358 --> 01:07:28,848 [CHEERING] 1134 01:07:29,394 --> 01:07:31,726 - How y'all doing tonight? - Whoo! 1135 01:07:33,264 --> 01:07:34,288 How you doing? 1136 01:07:35,199 --> 01:07:38,100 Are y'all ready to get it popping? 1137 01:07:38,903 --> 01:07:40,427 Oh, no. Um... 1138 01:07:40,605 --> 01:07:41,936 Tami, why don't you sit down? 1139 01:07:42,106 --> 01:07:43,505 I'm gonna hang back. Okay? 1140 01:07:43,675 --> 01:07:45,734 DUSTIN: Okay. I'm your host, the Funk. 1141 01:07:45,910 --> 01:07:48,674 I'd like to introduce the man that made this all possible. 1142 01:07:48,846 --> 01:07:52,942 Give it up for my boy, your boy, Joey Parker. 1143 01:07:53,117 --> 01:07:54,778 [CHEERING] 1144 01:07:56,721 --> 01:07:59,019 All right. Thanks for coming out tonight. 1145 01:07:59,190 --> 01:08:01,283 - Whoo! - Joey! Ha-ha-ha! 1146 01:08:02,794 --> 01:08:04,591 What's up? How y'all doing? 1147 01:08:04,762 --> 01:08:06,389 Hello. Hello. Hello. 1148 01:08:06,564 --> 01:08:08,589 Hey. All right? 1149 01:08:08,766 --> 01:08:10,529 Check it out. I was just backstage. 1150 01:08:10,702 --> 01:08:14,331 We got some ridiculously sick dancers for you guys tonight. 1151 01:08:14,505 --> 01:08:16,700 Here's how it's gonna work. 1152 01:08:16,874 --> 01:08:21,208 These dancers are gonna be judged on three things: individuality, skill and style. 1153 01:08:21,379 --> 01:08:23,973 I need you guys to get really loud and really hyped. 1154 01:08:24,148 --> 01:08:26,810 That's gonna help the judges from our label pick a winner. 1155 01:08:26,985 --> 01:08:28,953 That winner's gonna dance in my next video. 1156 01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,612 - Hi, Dominique Blatt. How are you? - I'm gonna turn it over to the Funk. 1157 01:08:32,890 --> 01:08:34,357 I'll catch you in a minute. 1158 01:08:34,525 --> 01:08:37,688 All right. All right. Yeah. 1159 01:08:37,862 --> 01:08:42,162 All right. Our first set of dancers go by the name of Angel and Derek. 1160 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:45,928 Make some noise for them. DJ, kick that! 1161 01:08:47,972 --> 01:08:49,462 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 1162 01:09:17,135 --> 01:09:20,662 Our next contestant goes by the name of Taylor. He's gonna give you guys... 1163 01:09:20,838 --> 01:09:22,362 ...a little Swan Lake action. 1164 01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:24,064 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1165 01:09:31,449 --> 01:09:34,885 Hey, boy, ballet's for girls. Ha-ha-ha. 1166 01:09:35,053 --> 01:09:41,424 Now we got the Doctor and Maurice for some hip-hop dancing. Let's hear it. 1167 01:09:41,592 --> 01:09:42,616 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 1168 01:09:45,897 --> 01:09:46,886 Whoo! 1169 01:09:57,842 --> 01:09:59,309 Boom! 1170 01:10:01,712 --> 01:10:03,976 They're poisoning the minds of our children... 1171 01:10:04,148 --> 01:10:06,139 ...but that is something. DUSTIN: Okay. 1172 01:10:06,317 --> 01:10:08,376 Cool. Now... 1173 01:10:08,553 --> 01:10:12,216 ...the next act goes by the name of Brittney Blatt. 1174 01:10:12,390 --> 01:10:14,324 And she's doing who knows what. 1175 01:10:14,892 --> 01:10:16,382 [NEW WAVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1176 01:10:18,029 --> 01:10:19,724 There you go, pop it. 1177 01:10:23,968 --> 01:10:25,265 MAN: Terrible. 1178 01:10:31,175 --> 01:10:32,665 [CROWD LAUGHING] 1179 01:10:33,411 --> 01:10:35,072 [CROWD BOOING] 1180 01:10:46,057 --> 01:10:47,957 Oh, that's good. Robot, pop it. 1181 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:50,784 DOMINIQUE: Yeah! 1182 01:10:52,063 --> 01:10:53,724 [LAUGHING] 1183 01:10:55,633 --> 01:10:58,101 Did you guys see that? That was just terrible. 1184 01:10:58,269 --> 01:10:59,930 Thank God that's over. All right. 1185 01:11:00,104 --> 01:11:02,572 We gonna continue this competition, keep it rolling. 1186 01:11:02,740 --> 01:11:05,231 This is our last dancer of the night, all right? 1187 01:11:05,877 --> 01:11:10,405 Go ahead and give it up for Natalia Faroush. Make some noise. 1188 01:11:12,116 --> 01:11:13,140 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1189 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,718 Look, don't regret this. 1190 01:11:23,895 --> 01:11:26,796 You're here. What are you waiting for? 1191 01:11:32,970 --> 01:11:34,267 [SNORING] 1192 01:11:40,478 --> 01:11:42,469 [CROWD CHEERING] 1193 01:11:49,253 --> 01:11:52,222 You're so much better than her. 1194 01:12:00,998 --> 01:12:04,024 Yeah. Give it up for her. 1195 01:12:04,202 --> 01:12:05,533 [CHUCKLING] 1196 01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:14,811 BOY: Come on, now. GIRL: Come on. Come on. 1197 01:12:23,988 --> 01:12:26,183 Yeah, yeah. It's getting hot in here, right? 1198 01:12:29,026 --> 01:12:31,187 It's getting hot in here. That's right. 1199 01:12:31,362 --> 01:12:35,594 All right. Now it's time that the judges go ahead and decide who the winner is. 1200 01:12:35,766 --> 01:12:38,291 That was our last dancer of the night. 1201 01:12:38,502 --> 01:12:39,969 [BOOING] 1202 01:12:40,838 --> 01:12:42,271 DUSTIN: What, what? Wait a second. 1203 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,533 What you guys saying? You guys want some more? 1204 01:12:44,709 --> 01:12:46,404 Yeah. 1205 01:12:47,912 --> 01:12:51,245 Okay. Well, we do have one little special number for you guys. 1206 01:12:51,415 --> 01:12:52,973 - So check it out. - Nice. 1207 01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:54,412 DUSTIN: You won't believe it. 1208 01:12:54,585 --> 01:12:55,745 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 1209 01:13:05,329 --> 01:13:06,990 [LAUGHING] 1210 01:13:08,232 --> 01:13:09,859 Go. 1211 01:13:13,070 --> 01:13:14,196 [LAUGHING] 1212 01:13:24,382 --> 01:13:25,679 Whoo! 1213 01:13:30,154 --> 01:13:31,280 [MUSIC STOPS] 1214 01:13:31,856 --> 01:13:34,222 Woo-hoo! Whoo! 1215 01:13:36,260 --> 01:13:40,424 Ha-ha. I'm just messing with y'all. I'm just goofing. That's not it. 1216 01:13:40,598 --> 01:13:41,929 But what's in store... 1217 01:13:42,099 --> 01:13:45,068 ...is a lot crazy. Let's go. Let's go. 1218 01:13:48,039 --> 01:13:49,529 [CROWD CHEERING] 1219 01:13:53,644 --> 01:13:54,941 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1220 01:14:37,488 --> 01:14:38,614 Wow. 1221 01:14:39,056 --> 01:14:41,183 - Hey. - Hey, baby. 1222 01:14:43,761 --> 01:14:47,993 [SINGING] It's become so hard For me to be surprised 1223 01:14:48,165 --> 01:14:52,795 But you're bringing back the real me No judgment in your eyes 1224 01:14:52,970 --> 01:14:57,373 It's the way you make me feel Like I'm finally something real 1225 01:14:57,541 --> 01:15:01,534 The words are hard to find But I'm gonna get it right this time 1226 01:15:02,113 --> 01:15:06,550 Just come and take my hand Let me lift you up 1227 01:15:06,717 --> 01:15:10,676 Take away my fear And make me strong enough 1228 01:15:11,389 --> 01:15:15,883 It's when I dance with you It's how I speak the truth 1229 01:15:16,060 --> 01:15:21,362 Was just classic when we met And how you made me move 1230 01:15:22,032 --> 01:15:23,465 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1231 01:15:23,634 --> 01:15:25,329 Hold on, guys. Hold on. Hold on. 1232 01:15:25,503 --> 01:15:27,266 Hold on a minute. 1233 01:15:28,105 --> 01:15:29,231 You guys... 1234 01:15:29,407 --> 01:15:31,034 I want this to be perfect. 1235 01:15:32,877 --> 01:15:35,505 It's not gonna be perfect until I have someone special... 1236 01:15:35,679 --> 01:15:37,340 ...standing here right next to me. 1237 01:15:39,350 --> 01:15:41,215 [CROWD CHEERING] 1238 01:15:43,053 --> 01:15:45,078 Mary, you out there? 1239 01:15:45,656 --> 01:15:47,214 Mary? 1240 01:15:47,391 --> 01:15:48,585 Did he say Mary? 1241 01:15:51,695 --> 01:15:54,926 Mary, are you here? I know you're here. 1242 01:15:55,499 --> 01:15:58,024 DUSTIN: Where did she go? - She was right here. 1243 01:16:00,137 --> 01:16:01,434 Mary, come on. 1244 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,801 I know you're out there. Come on. 1245 01:16:13,984 --> 01:16:16,680 [CHANTING] Mary, Mary. 1246 01:16:16,854 --> 01:16:19,721 Mary, Mary. 1247 01:16:19,890 --> 01:16:23,587 Mary, Mary, Mary. 1248 01:16:23,761 --> 01:16:25,023 Mary. 1249 01:16:25,196 --> 01:16:27,221 Mary, Mary. 1250 01:16:27,398 --> 01:16:29,889 - Mary, Mary, Mary. - Dominique. Dominique. 1251 01:16:30,234 --> 01:16:32,532 Mary, Mary. 1252 01:16:32,870 --> 01:16:34,804 - Mary, Mary. MAN: There she is. 1253 01:16:34,972 --> 01:16:36,599 JOEY: Hey, Mary. 1254 01:16:40,478 --> 01:16:43,811 - Dance with me. - Dance with you? No, thanks. 1255 01:16:43,981 --> 01:16:46,313 [CROWD GROANING] 1256 01:16:46,484 --> 01:16:48,918 Well, maybe I'm wrong... 1257 01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:52,389 ...but you're the most amazing dance partner I've ever had. 1258 01:16:52,556 --> 01:16:53,818 CROWD: Aw... 1259 01:16:55,025 --> 01:16:57,994 Even though I taught her everything she knows. 1260 01:16:58,162 --> 01:16:59,993 [CROWD GROANING] 1261 01:17:01,799 --> 01:17:05,200 That's funny, because you said you forgot why you even started dancing... 1262 01:17:05,369 --> 01:17:06,597 ...until you met me. 1263 01:17:06,804 --> 01:17:07,930 [CROWD LAUGHING] 1264 01:17:08,873 --> 01:17:10,465 Burn. 1265 01:17:10,641 --> 01:17:12,302 No, it's okay. It's true. 1266 01:17:13,477 --> 01:17:17,937 So why don't you bring yourself up here and show me why I remember? 1267 01:17:18,115 --> 01:17:20,140 MAN: Yeah. 1268 01:17:21,285 --> 01:17:24,686 Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Now this party's heating up. 1269 01:17:24,855 --> 01:17:25,844 Whoo! 1270 01:17:26,023 --> 01:17:27,547 Dominique. 1271 01:17:27,725 --> 01:17:28,749 Shoot. 1272 01:17:28,926 --> 01:17:34,193 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Mary Santiago. 1273 01:17:38,802 --> 01:17:42,431 Ooh. I guess I better get out of your way. 1274 01:17:43,274 --> 01:17:47,040 All right. Let's see. Was it a little boy-band move like this? 1275 01:17:47,211 --> 01:17:48,701 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1276 01:17:53,617 --> 01:17:55,016 Ooh. 1277 01:17:55,185 --> 01:17:57,380 Okay. Um... 1278 01:17:57,555 --> 01:17:59,648 That was cute. What was it? 1279 01:18:00,190 --> 01:18:01,657 Oh, um, that was you. 1280 01:18:01,825 --> 01:18:03,816 [CROWD GROANING] 1281 01:18:06,764 --> 01:18:09,494 That's not how it goes. You need some help with that move? 1282 01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:12,602 Like you could have done it any better. 1283 01:18:13,904 --> 01:18:15,565 Really? 1284 01:18:16,607 --> 01:18:19,041 Sweetheart, I invented that move. 1285 01:18:19,209 --> 01:18:20,870 MAN: Oh, yeah. 1286 01:18:21,045 --> 01:18:23,104 Well, that's right. I did. 1287 01:18:25,983 --> 01:18:29,009 Prove it. Let's see you keep it real. 1288 01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:32,750 Thank you. Oh, I'm keeping it real. 1289 01:18:43,901 --> 01:18:45,960 - Beat that. - Well, let's see you top this. 1290 01:18:46,136 --> 01:18:48,070 Give me something with some edge. 1291 01:18:55,779 --> 01:18:57,406 That was cute. Remember this? 1292 01:19:07,191 --> 01:19:08,852 Oh, really? 1293 01:19:12,830 --> 01:19:13,854 Remember this? 1294 01:19:14,598 --> 01:19:16,088 [LAUGHS] 1295 01:19:45,429 --> 01:19:47,329 [SINGING] You're the new classic 1296 01:19:47,498 --> 01:19:49,830 You're the new P. Y.T. 1297 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:53,993 Stands for pretty, young Taking on the world from the driver's seat 1298 01:19:55,172 --> 01:19:57,902 Come on. I can't do this without you. 1299 01:20:01,512 --> 01:20:04,003 - Look so classic, fantastic - Classic, fantastic 1300 01:20:04,181 --> 01:20:05,773 - When you're on the floor - When you're on the floor 1301 01:20:05,949 --> 01:20:08,440 - Bring the beat back once more - Bring the beat back once more 1302 01:20:08,886 --> 01:20:10,945 - Let me see you do that - Let me see you do that 1303 01:20:11,455 --> 01:20:12,854 Trying to do it right 1304 01:20:13,023 --> 01:20:15,355 Ain't no rehearsal It's your life 1305 01:20:15,526 --> 01:20:17,960 And you're doing this crazy dance 1306 01:20:18,128 --> 01:20:19,959 Because you're making these crazy plans 1307 01:20:20,130 --> 01:20:22,189 Because this is not a test 1308 01:20:22,366 --> 01:20:24,527 You put in work to be the best 1309 01:20:24,902 --> 01:20:26,927 It's a classic take On a brand-new game 1310 01:20:27,137 --> 01:20:28,161 - Before the needle drops - Before the needle drops 1311 01:20:28,338 --> 01:20:29,362 - They will know your name - They will know your name 1312 01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:31,303 You're the new classic 1313 01:20:31,475 --> 01:20:33,670 You're the new P. Y.T. 1314 01:20:33,844 --> 01:20:36,540 - Stands for pretty, young - And try everything 1315 01:20:36,714 --> 01:20:38,238 - Just to touch your dreams - Just to touch your dreams 1316 01:20:38,415 --> 01:20:39,848 You're the new classic 1317 01:20:40,017 --> 01:20:41,314 - Fantastic - Fantastic 1318 01:20:41,485 --> 01:20:43,043 Now you own this floor 1319 01:20:43,220 --> 01:20:45,814 Bring the beat back once more 1320 01:20:45,989 --> 01:20:47,513 - Let me see you do that - Let me see you do that 1321 01:20:47,691 --> 01:20:49,591 You're the new classic 1322 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,126 - You're the new P. Y.T. - You're the new P. Y.T. 1323 01:20:52,296 --> 01:20:54,025 - Stands for pretty, young - Stands for pretty, young 1324 01:20:54,198 --> 01:20:56,758 - You take a chance to believe in me - You take a chance to believe in me 1325 01:20:56,934 --> 01:20:59,562 - You're the new classic, fantastic - You're the new classic, fantastic 1326 01:20:59,737 --> 01:21:01,364 - Now you own this floor - Now you own this floor 1327 01:21:01,538 --> 01:21:03,506 - Bring the beat back once more - Bring the beat back once more 1328 01:21:04,174 --> 01:21:06,540 - And watch us while we do that - And watch us while we do that 1329 01:21:06,744 --> 01:21:08,735 [CROWD CHEERING] 1330 01:21:09,446 --> 01:21:10,743 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1331 01:21:15,552 --> 01:21:16,917 DUSTIN: Yeah. 1332 01:21:17,087 --> 01:21:18,577 - All right, Mary! - Yeah. 1333 01:21:18,756 --> 01:21:20,724 You're showing off, Mary. 1334 01:21:20,891 --> 01:21:22,916 Stop showing off. 1335 01:21:42,780 --> 01:21:44,475 All right. 1336 01:21:44,748 --> 01:21:48,081 Thank you. Check it out. I'm gonna let the judges over there deliberate. 1337 01:21:48,252 --> 01:21:50,277 And I'll be back in five short minutes... 1338 01:21:50,454 --> 01:21:53,355 ...with the name of our winner. Make some noise. 1339 01:21:55,058 --> 01:21:57,424 Mary, you... 1340 01:21:57,594 --> 01:21:59,425 You were amazing. 1341 01:22:00,531 --> 01:22:02,328 So were you. 1342 01:22:03,367 --> 01:22:06,336 No, no. There's nothing going on between me and Natalia, okay? 1343 01:22:06,503 --> 01:22:09,734 I was ambushed. I was set up by your stepsisters. 1344 01:22:11,041 --> 01:22:12,736 I would never hurt you like that. 1345 01:22:14,478 --> 01:22:16,776 Believe me, okay? 1346 01:22:17,181 --> 01:22:19,581 And no matter what they do... 1347 01:22:21,485 --> 01:22:23,578 ...we were meant to be together. 1348 01:22:33,697 --> 01:22:36,598 - I believe you. - Good. Because I'm totally kissable. 1349 01:22:36,767 --> 01:22:38,428 [LAUGHS] 1350 01:22:39,803 --> 01:22:41,430 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1351 01:22:46,276 --> 01:22:47,300 That's my cue. 1352 01:22:48,078 --> 01:22:50,342 - Go. - Okay. 1353 01:22:53,784 --> 01:22:55,809 Everybody still here? 1354 01:22:56,019 --> 01:22:58,317 No, no, no, I can't hear you. Come on. 1355 01:22:58,488 --> 01:23:00,149 [CHEERING] 1356 01:23:03,227 --> 01:23:07,163 Everybody that came out tonight, dancers. Thank you so much. You're amazing. 1357 01:23:07,331 --> 01:23:09,356 I love you. 1358 01:23:09,933 --> 01:23:13,767 But there can only be one winner. I have that name in my hand. Here we go. 1359 01:23:14,304 --> 01:23:16,568 The winner of the competition... 1360 01:23:17,274 --> 01:23:18,707 ...is... 1361 01:23:19,910 --> 01:23:23,311 - Oh, my God. Mary Santiago. - What? 1362 01:23:26,950 --> 01:23:28,975 JOEY: Everybody give it up. 1363 01:23:30,654 --> 01:23:32,485 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1364 01:23:36,326 --> 01:23:38,453 No, it's fixed. What, you rig it, Mary? 1365 01:23:41,198 --> 01:23:42,290 La-la-la. 1366 01:23:42,633 --> 01:23:44,828 - You're amazing. - Hey. 1367 01:23:45,002 --> 01:23:47,493 This isn't fair. I deserve this award. 1368 01:23:49,907 --> 01:23:51,898 But you were really good, Mary. 1369 01:23:53,810 --> 01:23:55,573 TAMI: Hey. - Aah! 1370 01:23:56,546 --> 01:23:58,480 DUSTIN: Congratulations. 1371 01:23:58,649 --> 01:24:01,277 Look, hey, those moves were so redonkulous, Mary. 1372 01:24:01,451 --> 01:24:03,510 And I have to say, Joey, as your manager... 1373 01:24:03,687 --> 01:24:06,747 ...I have to say I think you got your swagger back. 1374 01:24:06,924 --> 01:24:08,414 DOMINIQUE: Move it. - Oh. 1375 01:24:08,592 --> 01:24:10,423 How dare you? 1376 01:24:11,061 --> 01:24:15,691 How dare you embarrass me and your sisters? 1377 01:24:15,866 --> 01:24:18,858 How do you think this makes us look, huh? 1378 01:24:19,269 --> 01:24:22,761 You, our maid, wins the Joey Parker competition? 1379 01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:29,072 You have humiliated us in front of the entire Los Angeles metropolitan area. 1380 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:32,908 Miss Santiago? My name is Regina Cretikos. 1381 01:24:33,083 --> 01:24:34,675 I'm with the Manhattan Academy. 1382 01:24:35,686 --> 01:24:39,383 You danced spectacularly well for someone with two broken legs. 1383 01:24:41,191 --> 01:24:44,388 Wait. What do you mean, two broken legs? 1384 01:24:44,561 --> 01:24:45,823 Don't look at me like that. 1385 01:24:45,996 --> 01:24:48,863 We'll talk about this later. Don't you pull that face with me. 1386 01:24:49,032 --> 01:24:50,795 Girls, come with me. 1387 01:24:50,968 --> 01:24:52,401 [SCREAMS] 1388 01:24:57,341 --> 01:24:58,808 [GROANING] 1389 01:25:00,711 --> 01:25:02,110 Anyway... 1390 01:25:02,279 --> 01:25:05,077 ...we would be honored if you would come study with us. 1391 01:25:05,248 --> 01:25:08,740 - Full scholarship. Call me on Monday. - Oh, my God. 1392 01:25:09,319 --> 01:25:11,480 It worked, man. 1393 01:25:18,628 --> 01:25:22,155 Britt? I seem to have broken things. 1394 01:25:24,968 --> 01:25:25,957 Hello? 1395 01:25:26,236 --> 01:25:27,828 TAMI: Call me every day, okay? 1396 01:25:28,005 --> 01:25:30,439 I don't know if I can handle senior year without you. 1397 01:25:30,607 --> 01:25:33,098 Give it a few months, you'll pick me up in your jet. 1398 01:25:33,276 --> 01:25:35,176 - And we'll go shopping in Paris. - Okay. 1399 01:25:35,345 --> 01:25:37,108 DOMINIQUE: I need my meds. 1400 01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,976 P-R-O-N-T-O, pronto. 1401 01:25:40,150 --> 01:25:42,778 Mary, did you hear me? 1402 01:25:42,953 --> 01:25:45,615 Not the OxoCollon, that's for breakfast. 1403 01:25:45,789 --> 01:25:48,189 I need my morphine, it's lunch time. 1404 01:25:48,358 --> 01:25:50,223 Mary. Come on. 1405 01:25:50,394 --> 01:25:53,022 Mary. A little help here, please. 1406 01:25:54,765 --> 01:25:57,359 Sorry, Dominique. I don't work for you anymore. 1407 01:25:58,135 --> 01:26:00,160 - Oh, come on. - Hey. 1408 01:26:00,337 --> 01:26:04,535 Mary, aren't we BFFFFs or...? Isn't that what the kids say? 1409 01:26:04,708 --> 01:26:06,972 I can't believe all my dreams are coming true. 1410 01:26:07,144 --> 01:26:08,805 DOMINIQUE: I know I can be a witch. 1411 01:26:08,979 --> 01:26:10,674 You shouldn't be so sensitive. 1412 01:26:10,847 --> 01:26:13,111 Don't you dare get in that van, Mary. 1413 01:26:13,483 --> 01:26:14,541 Mary? 1414 01:26:14,718 --> 01:26:17,710 Mary, don't leave me with these people. 1415 01:26:17,888 --> 01:26:20,152 Don't be my frienemy! 1416 01:26:20,323 --> 01:26:22,314 [GASPING] 1417 01:26:22,492 --> 01:26:24,824 Oh, I'm feeling something. 1418 01:26:25,262 --> 01:26:27,207 I'm feeling abandoned. 1419 01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,032 [CROWD CHEERING] 1420 01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,232 Shh. 1421 01:26:41,278 --> 01:26:42,836 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1422 01:29:02,552 --> 01:29:04,543 [CROWD CHEERING]107624