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Energy takes on many forms.
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Example, what do we know
of acoustical energy?
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It was discovered by a famous
scientist, right? Wrong.
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We must give full credit
to an Italian tenor who,
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one night, was singing an aria
in a Milano pizza parlor.
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You all know the story,
how he hit a high note,
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and the sound waves shattered a
wine glass on the other side of the room.
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Watch me, and I will show you
acoustical energy at work.
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(SINGLE NOTE)
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(HIGHER NOTE)
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(HIGHER NOTE)
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(BUGLING HIGH NOTE)
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(HIGHER NOTE)
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(BAND PLAYING)
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Proud are we of mighty Medfield
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Alma mater dear
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All your sons and daughters hail to thee
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Medfield College of Technology
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And while we hold your banner high
Rah, rah
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We shout your praises to the sky
Rah, rah
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For proud are we of mighty Medfield
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Loyally we cheer
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Medfield, Medfield
Rah, rah, rah
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Our Alma mater dear
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(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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Now...
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Your next assignment will be, uh...
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Oh, I forgot.
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(CHUCKLES)
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There'll be no assignment.
See you next week.
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Here we are. The beginning of the end.
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Point of no return. The last mile.
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Now, Shelby.
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All right.
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"Of all sad words of tongue and pen,
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"the saddest are these,
'It might have been'."
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Shelby, you promised. Now, stop.
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Did I promise to stop loving you?
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Just open the door, and let me out.
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- Suppose he doesn't show up this time.
- He will.
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Oh, Reverend. How nice to see you.
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You must be getting
awfully tired of my wedding.
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Third time's the charm, they say.
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But I am glad that this time
you brought the bridegroom with you.
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At last we meet, Professor Brainard.
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Uh, no. This is Professor Ashton.
He's romance languages.
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Professor Brainard is physical chemistry.
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Oh, dear me.
I seem to have made a mistake.
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Not you, sir.
It's Miss Carlisle's mistake.
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In fact, I've just been trying to
talk her out of this hideous blunder.
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Shelby, you are speaking
of the man I love.
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Love, darling,
is a bouquet of fragrant hyacinths,
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not a beaker of heavy hydrogen.
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- Am I right, sir?
- I merely perform the service.
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I don't take sides.
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- Betsy!
- Well, well. Here comes the bride.
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- Reverend.
- Good evening, Professor.
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And Professor Ashton,
all the way from Rutland University.
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Aren't you on the wrong campus, Professor?
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Miss Carlisle was kind enough
to invite me.
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Yes, yes, I remember. Seems there was talk
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that you, too, were
a contender for Betsy's hand.
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Well, Rutland can't win them all,
eh, Professor?
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Oh, it was so sweet of you
to go to all this trouble.
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And for the third time too.
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Well, you know the old saying,
third time's the charm.
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That's exactly what I just said.
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Well, I'm sick and tired of having
a spinster for a secretary. That's all.
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I better go upstairs and change.
The guests will be coming soon.
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The bridegroom too, I hope.
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Don't worry. I've alerted his housekeeper.
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She'll see that he gets here.
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(HUMMING THE WEDDING MARCH)
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The ring is in
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Your right side pocket
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(HUMMING CONTINUES)
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(WHIRRING IN DISTANCE)
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Professor!
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Professor Brainard!
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(HUMMING THE WEDDING MARCH)
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Square root of E minus C, alpha G
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(HUMMING CONTINUES)
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(EQUIPMENT BEEPING)
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No. No, don't stop.
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Don't stop. Keep going.
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Keep going. Please don't stop.
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(WHIRRING)
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- (BEEPING STOPS)
- (SLURPING)
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(SIGHS)
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- Not again.
- Professor!
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Bum-bum-ba-bum
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Time for you to get dressed!
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Just five more minutes, Mrs. Chatsworth.
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Just five more minutes.
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Merciful heavens, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to solve the secrets
of the universe, Mrs. Chatsworth,
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and failing...
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Failing miserably.
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Yes, well, you're stopping right now.
Do you know what time it is?
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You've been working here all afternoon.
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Mrs. Chatsworth,
I've been working for three long months.
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Pardon me.
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I've been working
on something important...
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Very important.
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More important, I suppose,
than getting married?
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Hmm?
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Oh! Oh!
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Mrs. Chatsworth,
I don't know what I'd ever do without you.
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Oh, go on!
You're getting a wonderful girl.
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If you ask me, she's too good for you.
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Thanks, Mrs. Chatsworth. I love you too.
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Don't you worry about a thing.
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I'll be in the first thing
in the morning to feed the dog.
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- Oh, what's the matter with me?
- Is anything wrong?
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What a lunkhead I am.
Instead of minus, it should be plus.
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So, the molecular configuration of A...
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...is almost the same as that of B.
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Therefore, if I just don't worry about A
throwing off a little free hydrogen,
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it could stand
a few degrees more centigrade.
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Any child knows that.
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Yes, but remember,
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I promised that dear,
sweet girl I'd have you there on time.
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- Yes, Mrs. Chatsworth.
- And Professor,
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- may I say, "Happy honeymoon."
- You certainly may, Mrs. Chatsworth.
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And the same to you.
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Miscalculation's been staring me
in the face for weeks.
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Sometimes you can't see
the forest for the trees.
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Right, Charlie?
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(YAWNS)
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All right, Charlie, cross your fingers.
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(HUMMING)
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(HUMMING INTENSIFIES)
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Now. Good.
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Good. Very good.
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That's good.
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Yes.
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(POPPING)
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Yes.
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Minus.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Now.
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Now we're cooking, Charlie!
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(POPPING CONTINUES)
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We may be in business yet.
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(HUMMING THE WEDDING MARCH)
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(LAB EQUIPMENT CREAKING)
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(RINGING)
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WOMAN: It's just awful. Poor darling.
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What ails the man?
Missing his own wedding three times?
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Well, he might still show up.
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You know the old saying,
third time's the charm.
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I say three strikes, and you're out!
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Thank you all for coming. I...
I'll return your presents in the morning.
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I hope you can get your money back.
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I'm sorry,
after all the trouble you've gone to.
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I'll be at the office
at the usual time in the morning.
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- Now, my dear...
- I want to go on as if nothing has happened.
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Shelby, I don't seem to have an escort.
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- Would you mind waiting?
- I'm yours to command.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Oh, Betsy.
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(CHUCKLING CONTINUES)
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Oh, hello, Charlie.
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Go back to bed now.
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Let's go back to sleep, hmm?
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What...
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What happened?
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(OBJECTS CLANGING)
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What happened?
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(CLATTER)
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Well, that's the end of that.
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(HOLLOW THUD)
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(EQUIPMENT BUBBLING)
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Get away, Charlie. Get away, Charlie.
Get away, Charlie.
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(HISSING)
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(HISSING CONTINUES)
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I'm not sure what we've got here, Charlie.
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But if we've got what I think we've got,
we've got something.
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There's one way to find out.
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Ready?
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Yes. Yes, Charlie. We've got it.
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You see what's happening?
It's not going lower and lower.
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It's going higher and higher.
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You know what that means, Charlie?
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It means just one thing,
it's generating its own energy.
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You know what that means, Charlie?
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It means we've discovered
a new kind of energy.
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A new kind of energy, Charlie.
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It's a breakthrough.
A breakthrough, Charlie.
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(METAL CLANGING)
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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Discovered substance X.
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In appearance, subscribes
to classical requirements...
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Of metastable compound,
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but whose behavior
is distinctly nonclassical.
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Hypothesis,
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- the application of external force
- (BARKS)
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triggers a molecular change,
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liberating energy of a type
previously unknown.
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Well, Charlie, I suppose
you think these are just rubber balls,
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or maybe a flying rubber ball?
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- But do you know what this really is?
- (BARKS)
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Of course you don't. How could you?
We've just discovered it.
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We've got to give it a name, Charlie.
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Let's see... Flying rubber.
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Flying rubber. Flubber?
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All right.
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Substance X...
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(METAL PINGS)
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We dub thee... Flubber!
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Well, if our flubber's
going to be of any use to anyone,
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we've got to control it, right?
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So, we take an ordinary
radioactive isotope.
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Now, a sliding shutter to let just the
right amount of gamma rays through
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to bombard the flubber.
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Now, we put it under here, so that we can
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bombard the flubber with gamma rays
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to trigger the molecular change,
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which is certainly more scientific
than kicking it
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or bouncing it around the room.
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All right. Here we go.
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(BUBBLING)
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Eureka! It works!
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Perfect control.
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Now we ease off on the gamma rays.
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And back to Earth.
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Light as a daisy.
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(ROOSTER CROWING)
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(MACHINE BUBBLING)
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(BUBBLING CONTINUES)
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Just as I thought.
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Just as I thought, Charlie.
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Weight makes absolutely no difference.
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Just shoot up a few extra gamma rays.
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Isn't that wonderful, Charlie?
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- Professor!
- Are you still here, Mrs. Chatsworth?
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What are you doing?
What about the wedding?
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Oh, I can still make it, Mrs. Chatsworth.
It's only five minutes to 8:00.
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Yes, five minutes to 8:00
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in the morning.
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In the morning?
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No! No, I didn't do it again.
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I, I gotta go see Betsy
and tell her what happened.
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I, I know what you're thinking,
Mrs. Chatsworth.
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But don't you worry.
Everything's gonna be all right.
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When I tell Betsy what I've got, she's
gonna be the happiest girl in the world.
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Mrs. Chatsworth, don't you tell a soul,
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but I've discovered flubber.
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That poor, poor girl.
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My dear, are you sure
it was wise to come in today?
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Oh, I'm perfectly all right.
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(DICTATING)
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Mr. Alonzo Hawk, President of
the Auld Lang Syne loan company,
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et cetera, et cetera.
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My dear Mr. Hawk,
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during the past few days,
I have been disturbed by rumors
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that you plan to take
possession of our campus
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and construct a housing tract thereon.
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Oh, surely, he wouldn't.
Not even Mr. Hawk.
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Let's hope not, my dear, but
the situation requires delicate handling.
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But he's an alumnus!
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My dear girl, our esteemed alumnus
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made an extremely large loan
to the college.
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That loan is overdue,
and Mr. Hawk has us...
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(CHUCKLES)
If you forgive a pertinent expression,
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over a barrel.
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However, my dear Mr. Hawk,
I am quite confident
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that I can, uh, demonstrate
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how an extension of your loan
would be in the best interest to all of us.
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I should like to suggest
a meeting at the earliest opportunity
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that would be convenient to you.
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Naturally, I shall
make myself available...
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- Psst!
- However...
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- (CONTINUES DICTATING)
- Don't be angry.
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I'm sorry I missed the wedding again.
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Look, I couldn't help it.
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Don't be angry.
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(WHISPERING) Go. Get out of here.
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I don't want to see you.
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I was working in the laboratory
and an explosion...
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The whole thing blew up. Boom.
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- (CONTINUES DICTATING)
- Go. Get out of here.
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I do not wanna see you.
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I hit my head and fell on the floor.
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I, I was knocked out. Knocked out.
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Go. Get out.
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The most wonderful thing happened.
Wait till you hear.
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Look. Flubber.
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MAN: I shall make myself available at
any time you should care to name.
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Fuh-lubber. Flubber.
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(CONTINUES DICTATING)
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No. Uh, make that,
of the most supreme importance.
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Flubber. It's called fuh-lubber.
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Fuh-lubber. Flubber.
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Flubber. Flubber.
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Flubber. Watch.
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Oh, uh, good morning, sir.
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I'd like to speak to Miss Carlisle, if I may.
It's quite important.
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Betsy, I...
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Sir, I just want to tell her
I'm sorry I missed the wedding.
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Betsy, I have the most
wonderful thing to tell you.
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The most wonderful thing
you can tell me is good-bye.
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- In which I heartily concur.
- This way, please.
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Oh, now, just a minute, President Daggett.
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If you'd just give me a chance
to explain to her,
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I'm sure she'd forgive me for everything.
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Anything you would have to say
will be entirely superfluous.
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Kindly take your ball and go.
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Daggett!
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Why, Mr. Hawk, what a pleasant surprise.
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I want a word with you, Daggett.
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Splendid! I, too, have been wanting
to have a chat about our little loan.
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- That'll be all, Professor Brainard.
- Brainard.
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00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,483
Is this the one you call "Neddie the nut"?
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00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,860
That's right, Pop, and I wish
you wouldn't make a federal case out...
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Do you know this man flunked my boy?
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No, Mr. Hawk.
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BRAINARD: Mr. Hawk,
I welcome this opportunity.
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Sometimes if the teacher and
the parent of the backward student
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- can get together...
- "Backward"?
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May I remind you, sir, that it was
Hawk brains that founded this town?
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Hawk brains that built it?
And you have the gall to say
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that my boy, who proudly
bears the name of Hawk, is backward?
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00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,384
Pop, I'd just as soon
forget the whole thing.
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Will you shut up when I'm talking?
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I wish I could show you
his examination paper, Mr. Hawk.
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Not only did he miss every answer, he
even misspelled the name of the college.
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Professor, do you mind?
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I'd like to discuss
the matter alone with Mr. Hawk.
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Well, this means my boy can't play
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in the big game tonight
against Rutland, doesn't it?
333
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,711
Where's your school spirit,
flunking your star player?
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00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,781
I don't think this is the kind of a place
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a man would wanna lend
a half a million dollars to.
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00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,911
Mr. Hawk, we happen to have
principles here at Medfield.
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I offered to help Biff, give him a make-up
exam, but he couldn't be bothered.
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All right, so he's ineligible.
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00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,586
And none of your vague promises
about lending the school money
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is going to change that.
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Mr. Hawk has already loaned the money.
The school is very grateful.
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Professor, I rejoice
in your sense of ethics.
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00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,763
But do you mind terribly
if I speak for myself?
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- Mr. Hawk...
- Hold it!
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00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,658
I came here to have my say,
and I've said it.
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00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,936
But, Mr. Hawk, a moment of your time.
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00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:31,664
- I'd like to discuss our loan.
- Oh, you'd like to discuss our loan?
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00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,193
Well, I have an office downtown for that!
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00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,378
And you might bring along some of
those high-flown principles of yours...
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And see how much
they're worth in cold cash!
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Come on, Biffer!
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00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,539
Get me the file on wealthy alumni,
the one marked "Double-A emergency."
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00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,125
- We have some letters to write!
- Yes, sir.
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00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,960
Betsy, you've got to let me
explain what happened.
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00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,087
Then you'll understand
why I missed the wedding.
356
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,896
Please, listen to me, Betsy.
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00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,176
All right, go ahead. I'd like that.
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00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,861
For once,
I would really like to understand.
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00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,640
Well, darling, like most things
that seem complicated,
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00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,308
it was actually quite simple.
361
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,311
You see, all along, I was thinking
in terms of magnetic energy,
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00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,370
when what I was after all the time
was repulsive energy.
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00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,524
Silly, but you know how you
get carried away with an idea.
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00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,750
Yes, I know.
365
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,695
Now, if it hadn't been for this lucky
explosion, I might never have found it.
366
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,822
See, the application
of external thermal energy
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to two previously incompatible
metastable compounds
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00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,369
brought about fusion
at high temperature, combustion,
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00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,845
the release of explosive gases
and an accompanying residue.
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00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,831
And do you know
what that residue was, Betsy?
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00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:30,931
No.
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Flubber.
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Flubber. Well, it's been thrilling.
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00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:36,964
Now, if you'll excuse me.
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00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,549
You know, Betsy, never
in my wildest dreams
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did I hope to find a metastable compound
whose molecular configuration
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is such that the delivery
of minute particles of energy
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00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,641
to its surface would trigger
a change in the configuration.
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00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,601
You see, this change in
molecular configuration
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00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,603
liberates enormous quantities of energy.
381
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,356
But they act only in a direction
opposite that of the force
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00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,024
which triggered the molecular change.
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00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,151
That's why we call it "Repulsive energy."
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00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,861
That's the way I feel about it.
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00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,698
Strangely enough, Betsy,
the total effect is transient.
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00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,200
And upon the shutting off of
the externally applied energy,
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00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:08,328
the elemental particles
return to a state of pseudo-equilibrium.
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00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:09,804
- Isn't that wonderful?
- Yes.
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00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,208
And now that I clearly understand
what happened to my wedding,
390
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,960
will you excuse me, please?
391
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,963
President Daggett and I have
some very important work to do,
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00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,590
such as, I hope, saving the college.
393
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:24,136
But Betsy, don't you see?
This can save the college.
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00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:28,223
- It could be worth millions.
- Do me a personal favor?
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00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:29,891
Go bounce your ball
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00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,018
somewhere else.
397
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:34,787
Well, we'll talk it out tonight, Betsy.
I'll pick you up for the game.
398
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,213
(CHUCKLES)
399
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,340
Well, I guess we shook them up
a little, huh?
400
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,828
- Nobody's gonna push us around.
- You're kidding, aren't you, Pop?
401
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,621
I mean, about closing down the college
402
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:54,666
and turning the grounds
into a housing tract?
403
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,725
Son, I'm gonna teach you
some of the facts of life.
404
00:23:57,185 --> 00:24:00,729
The small college, like the small country
store and the little drug store,
405
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,508
they're all in the same boat.
Well, they're sinking.
406
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:06,928
Today is the day
of the supermarkets, the super colleges.
407
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,155
The little man is gonna get squashed.
408
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,685
But you graduated from Medfield.
It's your college.
409
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,270
All right, so what do you want?
410
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,731
Some total stranger to close it down?
411
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:22,402
Or some loyal, friendly alumnus
to take care of things?
412
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:23,945
But isn't there something you could do?
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00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:26,990
I mean, give 'em some more time
on the loan or something?
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00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,826
Now, look, son, I'm sentimental
about Medfield just like you,
415
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:33,888
but it's like shooting a horse
that has a broken leg.
416
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,584
I want to do it to put it
out of its misery.
417
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:39,795
Now, if I happen to make
a few extra bucks on the side,
418
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:44,648
well, that's just something
you're going to have to learn to accept.
419
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,094
Yes, sir.
420
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,512
Oh, about the game tonight.
421
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,806
Has the word gotten around
that you're not playing?
422
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,433
Not that I know of. Not yet.
423
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:56,603
Say, Lenny, see what the point spread is
424
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,772
on the Medfield Rutland game tonight,
will you?
425
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,148
How much you wanna go for?
426
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,944
Oh, whatever the traffic will bear.
8,000 or 10,000 bucks.
427
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,987
Pop, you're not betting on Medfield?
428
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,281
Without me on the team,
we'll get murdered.
429
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,758
Who said I'm betting on Medfield?
430
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:14,454
You're not betting against us?
431
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:17,666
Now, son, we have access
to some very valuable information
432
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,835
about that game tonight.
433
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,336
There's an old saying,
434
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:24,506
"It's an ill wind that doesn't blow
a few extra bucks into the coffers
435
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,300
"of the Auld Lang Syne loan company."
436
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,177
Get the point?
437
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,263
Now, Charlie, when we pull down
the spark lever,
438
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,890
this shutter opens and releases
the gamma rays.
439
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,184
And up goes the flubber,
and up goes the car.
440
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,270
Then, we pull down on the gas lever,
and this shutter opens
441
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,521
and the car goes forward.
442
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,273
Now, when we press on the brake pedal,
443
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,817
this shutter opens and
the gamma rays bring the car to a stop.
444
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,336
Or, if we open the shutter
a little farther, the car goes in reverse.
445
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,950
Now, Charlie, suppose we get a little
tired of just going straight ahead.
446
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,536
So, we turn the wheel to the right,
447
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,622
and we bank to the right.
448
00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,641
Turn the wheel to the left,
and we bank to the left.
449
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,504
Well, that's about it, Charlie.
450
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,840
The important thing is that
nobody finds out about this,
451
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,857
except Betsy, of course.
452
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,386
Now, just so people
don't ask too many questions,
453
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:14,347
we'll put this under the hood
so it'll sound like a regular old Model T.
454
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,724
(RATTLING)
455
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,576
That ought to do it, eh, Charlie?
456
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,483
Now all they'll say is,
"Well, Professor. Ha, ha.
457
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,586
"See you finally got that old collector's
item of yours in running order."
458
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,339
All right, Charlie, we're all set.
459
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,101
All clear, Charlie.
460
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,428
Now, I'll get your safety belt.
461
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,431
Now this side. Good dog.
462
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,518
- Now, sound on.
- (RATTLING)
463
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,770
Lights on.
464
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,038
And gas lever down.
465
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,710
Hang on to your hat, Charlie.
466
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:35,011
Ah, it handles beautifully, Charlie.
467
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,514
We don't need these up here, do we?
468
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,599
There, that's better, huh?
469
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:42,910
Now. Now, watch this, Charlie.
470
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,945
Not bad, eh, Charlie?
471
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,922
Let's open her up and
see what she'll really do.
472
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:21,683
Yahoo!
473
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,201
(LAUGHING)
474
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,565
Well, look what we've got down there.
475
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,066
(HORN HONKING)
476
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,860
Look out, girls. Here we come.
477
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,737
(HORN HONKING CONTINUES)
478
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,129
(BARKING)
479
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,800
Look out, Charlie!
480
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:47,349
I'll have to watch
where I'm going, huh? Yeah.
481
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,090
Charlie, I've got an idea.
482
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:57,526
Why don't we fly over and drop in
on that certain someone, huh?
483
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,723
(HUMMING)
484
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:05,852
That lovely, adorable Betsy of mine
485
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:10,482
Oh, won't she be happy Sweet Betsy of mine
486
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:14,027
When we take her flyin' That Betsy of mine
487
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:17,781
She'll hug me and tell me
She's not really sore
488
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:22,327
That lovely, adorable Betsy of mine
489
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,637
(HUMMING)
490
00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:29,141
(CHUCKLING)
491
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:46,366
Can you imagine what she'll say
when she sees this, Charlie?
492
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,213
(BELL RINGS)
493
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:02,283
Was there something you wanted?
494
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:05,954
Yes. I'd like to speak
to Miss Carlisle, if you don't mind.
495
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,455
I'm afraid I do, old man.
496
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:10,458
Miss Carlisle and I are just leaving
for the game. Ready, dear?
497
00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,127
- Yes, Shelby.
- Betsy, before you go...
498
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,545
Excuse us, please.
499
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,047
Betsy, please come over here with me,
if you don't mind.
500
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,966
I have the most wonderful
thing to show you.
501
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:21,177
Ned, I am trying not to be angry.
Now, please, don't make a scene.
502
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,429
- I'm not making...
- Yes, old man.
503
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,013
Haven't you caused
Miss Carlisle enough embarrassment?
504
00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:25,598
- Come on, Betsy.
- Now look, you stay out of this!
505
00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:28,393
Betsy, it's a surprise.
It's a sort of wedding present.
506
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,202
SHELBY: Just what every girl dreams about.
507
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:34,149
It's not the car, Betsy.
It's what's inside the car.
508
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:38,168
And I can't show it to you with him
around. Now, would you excuse us?
509
00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:42,323
Betsy! Betsy, wait!
510
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:45,034
Betsy, you know what I was telling you
about this morning in the office?
511
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:46,703
I mean, about my discovery?
512
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,205
I want to show you what
I've done with it. It's terrific.
513
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,833
All I want you to do is take one ride
around the block with me.
514
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,268
Just one little ride, Betsy.
515
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,403
(CHEERING)
516
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,904
Hey, how'd it go?
517
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:23,698
Was a cinch. All the loot's down,
but I had to give 'em six to one.
518
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,909
Cheap at the price. Get back on the phone.
519
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,802
See if you can find any more
of that kind of money.
520
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,343
I'm afraid it isn't Medfield's night.
521
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,720
My dear, victory isn't everything.
522
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,806
"To love the game beyond the prize,
523
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:52,852
"to honor, while you strike him down,
the foe that comes with fearless eyes."
524
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,104
- Excuse me.
- Ah, Professor.
525
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:58,233
Pardon me, please.
526
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,542
Late as usual, I see.
527
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,339
Come on, Medfield!
528
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,878
Sure hate to see you betting
against our own team.
529
00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:23,023
Betting? Why, this isn't betting.
This is like making it in the cellar.
530
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,075
Oh, if Biff Hawk
were only playing tonight.
531
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:52,302
Ah, yes, yes. I heard he was ineligible.
532
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:56,666
Now, I wonder who could've
flunked your star player?
533
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,419
We're much more realistic
about things like that at Rutland.
534
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:00,519
BRAINARD: So I hear.
535
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,463
I understand you pay
your basketball players
536
00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,132
more than you do your English teachers.
537
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,109
That's ridiculous!
I get twice as much as...
538
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:12,447
I really don't care to discuss it.
539
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:26,988
Our poor boys. They try so hard.
540
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:30,199
Yes. I feel sorry for people who
don't know when they're beaten.
541
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:32,160
Don't you, Professor?
542
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,829
Now, Shelby, please don't start anything.
543
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:39,083
Why doesn't he go down and sit in the
Rutland section where he belongs?
544
00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:40,851
I'm sorry.
545
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,955
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
546
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:14,760
It's not fair.
Our team can't even reach the ball.
547
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,748
Yeah!
548
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:22,877
Yes, poor little chaps.
I'd say they need some kind of a lift.
549
00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,879
Why don't they try elevator heels?
550
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,688
Very funny.
551
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,984
Elevator heels.
552
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:34,863
Pardon me. Pardon me, please.
553
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,202
There's more than one way
to skin a cat, Charlie.
554
00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:57,662
(BARKING)
555
00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,082
She won't ride in my car with me. Okay.
556
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,877
She won't listen to me. Okay.
557
00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:08,047
So, we're gonna surprise her, Charlie.
558
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:09,757
More than that, we're gonna
flubbergast her.
559
00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,691
(BARKING)
560
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:22,145
Boys, what can I say?
561
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,440
I'm proud of you.
562
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,943
They're murdering us,
but I'm proud of you.
563
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:33,281
Remember, you're like sons to me,
all of you.
564
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,324
How do you think I feel?
565
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:37,243
Do you think it's easy,
sitting on that bench
566
00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:41,039
watching you guys out there
gettin' your ears pinned back?
567
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,416
Well, let me tell you this.
568
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,668
I've coached a lot of teams in my day,
569
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:49,881
but I've never seen a harder
fighting bunch than you boys right here.
570
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,633
You got heart. I mean, real heart.
571
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:55,636
Coach, do we really
have to go back out there?
572
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:59,724
Look, I know how you feel, son.
573
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:03,034
But remember this,
a team that won't be beaten...
574
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,745
Well, Professor!
575
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,983
- Oh, hello, Coach.
- Something the matter?
576
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,360
Or maybe something on your conscience?
577
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,947
No, no, no. I just dropped by
to see if there was anything I could do.
578
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,591
Oh, I am sorry that I had to flunk
Biff Hawk, if that's what you mean.
579
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,927
Well, it's a little late for apologies,
don't you think?
580
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:22,622
One minute, Coach.
581
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,832
Okay. All right, boys, get ready.
582
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:27,460
Starting lineup same as the first half.
583
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,255
Fellas, it's too bad Biff didn't keep his
grades up, but that's one of those things.
584
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,925
Just remember,
one man doesn't make a team.
585
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,303
And I tell you, you can go out
in this second half and beat Rutland.
586
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,846
You can win this game.
587
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,114
- Oh, sure, we can.
- Yes, you can!
588
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:44,602
Because I know something
about you that you don't know.
589
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,522
They're twice as big as we are, but that
doesn't make any difference now.
590
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:51,859
No difference at all. They could be
10 feet tall, and we could still beat them.
591
00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,861
Yes, we could!
592
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,696
You can beat Rutland if you go
out there and give it
593
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:57,949
all the drive and the bounce you've got.
594
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,785
Remember that word, bounce. Bounce.
595
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:04,705
And when you bounce, remember this,
no matter how much you put into it,
596
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,431
you're going to get twice
as much out of it.
597
00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:10,393
Now, get out there, fellas, and hop to it.
598
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:16,050
(CROWD CHANTING)
599
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:19,694
ALL: Come on, Rutland. Mow them down!
600
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,821
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
601
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,887
Say, what's goin' on out there?
602
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,602
- What got into them?
- I don't know!
603
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:10,062
Maybe it was that pep talk
Professor Brainard gave them.
604
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:12,440
- Well, what did he say?
- I wish I could remember!
605
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:13,915
(CHEERING)
606
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,183
- Go, Medfield!
- Go!
607
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,340
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
608
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,716
Will you listen to me?
609
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:41,010
I tell you, there's something fishy
going on out there!
610
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,596
All right, what? You tell me!
611
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,140
Well, how do I know! Something!
612
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,600
Well, what am I supposed to do?
613
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,978
There's nothing in the rule book that says
one team can't jump higher than the other.
614
00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:52,412
Now get back to your bench.
615
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,788
Gosh, Pop, look at 'em go! Look it!
616
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,097
I'm looking!
617
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,325
Come on, Medfield! Come on, team!
618
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:56,935
Come on, Medfield!
619
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:31,829
Come on, team!
Oh, look at 'em go. Aren't they terrific?
620
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:35,348
Sorry, Pop, I forgot. Come on, team!
621
00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:24,632
Hey, chief, what do you know?
622
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:27,301
Lenny just laid off another five Gs
against Medfield.
623
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:31,180
Against Medfield?
Thank you so much. You meathead!
624
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,156
Don't you know what's going on out there?
625
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:08,858
Shoot, Humphrey! Shoot!
626
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,665
Go, go!
627
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,058
(BAND PLAYING)
628
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,339
- We did it!
- Sure, we did it.
629
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,717
The reason I did it, Betsy,
is because you wouldn't listen to me.
630
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,635
What do you mean you did it?
631
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,721
Well, you saw the way
the boys played tonight.
632
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,056
The only reason they could play
like that is because of my discovery.
633
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,266
You see, I took their shoes...
634
00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:59,727
Surely, you're not taking credit
for Medfield winning tonight?
635
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:02,313
- Well, in a way, yes.
- Now, I've heard everything.
636
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:06,692
To watch those boys out there tonight,
fighting, playing their hearts out to win,
637
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:09,487
and now to hear you
standing here taking the bows for it.
638
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:10,905
Well, I didn't mean it that way exactly.
639
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,907
Pretty small, Brainard.
That's all I can say.
640
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,283
Pretty small.
641
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,910
- Well...
- Come on, let's go.
642
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,220
No, Betsy! Betsy, wait a minute. Let me...
643
00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:54,573
Shelby, please give me time to think.
644
00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:55,824
Of course, darling.
645
00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,786
You can give me your answer
tomorrow night after the dance.
646
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:03,082
And I think I know what it'll be.
647
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:04,792
Good night, my love.
648
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,893
Good night, Shelby.
649
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:14,901
(WHISTLING THE WEDDING MARCH)
650
00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:39,326
You've probably always thought of me
as a kindly levelheaded professor,
651
00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:41,453
haven't you, Charlie?
652
00:44:41,553 --> 00:44:44,123
Well, now you see
what a woman can do to you.
653
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:48,335
I'm a desperate man, Charlie,
and desperate men do desperate things.
654
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:52,605
Lights off, sound off and up we go.
655
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:58,236
(WHISTLING THE WEDDING MARCH)
656
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:03,658
(CRASHING)
657
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:10,206
(HORN HONKING)
658
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,626
(CHUCKLING)
659
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:15,795
(HORN HONKING CONTINUES)
660
00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,988
(CRASHING)
661
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,991
(HORN HONKING)
662
00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:54,083
(TIRES SCREECHING)
663
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,039
(CRASHING)
664
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,531
Officer! Officer!
665
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,257
Officer, help me! It's after me! Help me!
666
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:47,287
I do hope that you will
excuse my appearance,
667
00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:50,499
but I was just having
a cup of boiling hot coffee.
668
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,767
- But it's after me!
- What's after you?
669
00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:55,520
I don't know. Some kind of a thing!
670
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,799
A thing? Can you describe it?
671
00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:01,192
No, I didn't see it. But it flies!
672
00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,345
And it, and it, and it made a noise.
673
00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,973
Like, uh, "Aaoogah, ahoogah."
674
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:09,435
And then it banged down on the top
of my car, "Voom! Voom! Voom!"
675
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:11,744
And when I looked,
there wasn't anything there.
676
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,733
Ohh! That kind of a thing.
677
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,943
Well, suppose you blow
into this little thing,
678
00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:20,112
and we'll see if we can't
find out where it came from, all right?
679
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,240
Well, do something. It's probably
lurking up there in the dark right now,
680
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:25,451
ready to spring! Go on!
681
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,786
Don't, don't worry.
We won't let it get you.
682
00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,163
Now, come on, blow, okay?
683
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,790
This is outrageous.
You're behaving like savages!
684
00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,626
I happen to be Professor Ashton,
head of the English department
685
00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:36,003
at Rutland college,
686
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,770
and a very important person there.
687
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:42,926
Well, now, in that case, this ought to be
easy for an English teacher.
688
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:46,764
Can you say, "Peter piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers"?
689
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,015
Have you gone mad?
690
00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:49,975
Or, perhaps you'd prefer,
691
00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:53,353
"Round the rugged rock,
the ragged rascal ran."
692
00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:55,355
I'll say no such idiotic thing.
693
00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:58,817
We are not being
very cooperative, now, are we?
694
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:01,779
Come on. Blow into this.
We'd appreciate it very much.
695
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:04,964
I'll do no such thing. I'll... I'll...
696
00:48:05,674 --> 00:48:06,674
Blow!
697
00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:09,135
(SQUEAKING)
698
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,043
Having a little trouble, Officer Hanson?
699
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,603
No, just the usual.
700
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,757
We always have a few 502s
after the Rutland game.
701
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:24,483
Uh-huh. I didn't know
they were such bad losers.
702
00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:27,778
(MUMBLING) Brainard! Tell these idiots...
703
00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:32,851
Well, Professor, I see you finally got
the old Model T in working order.
704
00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:36,162
Yeah. Yeah, it took a little
fixing, but, ah, here she is.
705
00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:41,068
Say, sounds like you could use
a little valve job in there.
706
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:42,903
Oh, you know Model Ts.
707
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,697
Sometimes you could swear
they could run without valves.
708
00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,783
- (CHUCKLING) Or even without a motor.
- That's right.
709
00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:50,509
- So long, Officer.
- So long, Professor.
710
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:54,972
Brainard! Tell them who I am!
711
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,584
Now, you told us who you are.
712
00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:00,645
Suppose we all go confide
in the sergeant, hmm?
713
00:49:18,413 --> 00:49:20,524
You know, you boys
are a big comfort to me.
714
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:23,944
I take a bath for 15,000 bucks, and
you two can't find out what happened.
715
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,697
Maybe they slipped them
some new kind of vitamin pill.
716
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,700
If we could grab one of the boys,
we could give him a saliva test.
717
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,342
HAWK: Oh, forget it, would you?
718
00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:32,718
Hi, Pop.
719
00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,122
Well, did you find out anything?
720
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,582
- I sure did.
- What?
721
00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:37,791
It was Neddie the Nut.
722
00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:40,294
The professor? Well, what did he do?
723
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:41,712
He was in the locker room
between halves...
724
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,062
And then?
725
00:49:43,188 --> 00:49:45,564
- He gave the boys a pep talk.
- What else?
726
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:47,968
That's all. He just talked to them.
727
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:49,845
Talked to them? Is that the...
728
00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:54,073
Will you give me that?
Is that the big news you had for me?
729
00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:57,644
- Well, is it?
- That's about the size of it, Pop.
730
00:49:57,744 --> 00:50:00,022
Oh, well, three cheers for you, sonny.
731
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:03,416
That's an Earth-shattering bit
of information you got there.
732
00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:12,466
Biff! Come here! Come here!
733
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,927
You see anything?
734
00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:18,582
Just Neddie the Nut
flying his old Model T.
735
00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:20,307
Say that again.
736
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:24,520
Neddie the Nut flying his old Model... T.
737
00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:28,691
HAWK: Yeah! And that's the
genius you were callin' a nut.
738
00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:34,181
Oh, yeah, in class he's been beatin'
our ears about some new kind of energy.
739
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,308
Says he's lookin' for a breakthrough.
Some kinda jazz like that.
740
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:37,658
Breakthrough?
741
00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:41,104
Have you any idea
742
00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:44,040
what that kind of jazz is worth?
743
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:56,787
Someone to see you, Professor.
744
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:59,498
Oh, I can't see anybody now,
Mrs. Chatsworth. What does he want?
745
00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:02,209
Your kind indulgence, Professor.
746
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:05,712
Can you find it in your heart
to forgive this hotblooded businessman?
747
00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:09,424
Uh, hotblooded businessman who
plans to tear down Medfield College?
748
00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:10,550
What do you want, Mr. Hawk?
749
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:13,903
Wonderful things.
Wonderful things for all of us.
750
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:17,933
Visualize, if you will,
a whole new Medfield College.
751
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,117
Ten new buildings, 10 stories high.
752
00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,995
One building devoted entirely to science.
753
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,501
Two, if you will? Three?
754
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,963
- How does it sound?
- It sounds great.
755
00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:37,927
But, uh, just where is all this
money coming from, Mr. Hawk?
756
00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:42,181
From a certain revolutionary discovery.
757
00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,169
What's so revolutionary
about an old Tin Lizzie?
758
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,005
Nothing,
759
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,982
unless, of course, it happens to fly.
760
00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:57,822
- Fly?
- Like I happened to see it do last night.
761
00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:01,408
Oh. You saw it, huh?
762
00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:03,369
Uh-huh.
763
00:52:04,871 --> 00:52:06,273
Prof, I gotta hand it to you.
You sure know...
764
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,109
Hold it. Hold it.
765
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:10,944
Now, why don't we trust
each other, Professor?
766
00:52:11,044 --> 00:52:13,321
After all, you're
a man of science, head in the clouds.
767
00:52:13,421 --> 00:52:15,741
I'm a down-to-Earth, dollar-and-cents man.
768
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,160
That's right. My pop always says
he can smell a buck 10 miles...
769
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,261
I'll do the talking, son!
770
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:22,414
That's a good boy.
771
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:25,959
There's a million angles to this.
The government! The space age!
772
00:52:26,059 --> 00:52:29,254
What they wouldn't give
to get their sticky hands on this little tin.
773
00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:30,881
(HOOD CLATTERS SHUT)
774
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,481
That's where I come in.
775
00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:34,968
When I get through talking with them,
776
00:52:35,068 --> 00:52:37,471
they'll come crawling to us on
their knees with bags of money,
777
00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:38,946
barrels of money!
778
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,809
Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight.
779
00:52:42,909 --> 00:52:46,537
You want me to turn my discovery over to you
so you can blackmail our government?
780
00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:49,149
All right then, look at it this way.
781
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,818
Medfield College can grow and prosper,
782
00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:55,546
or it can wither and die on the vine.
783
00:52:56,631 --> 00:52:58,158
That's entirely up to you.
784
00:52:58,258 --> 00:52:59,466
I see.
785
00:53:00,635 --> 00:53:02,662
Mr. Hawk,
I want to thank you for dropping by.
786
00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:05,764
- You've made up my mind for me.
- Now you're talking.
787
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,001
I'm going to call the President.
788
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,561
Daggett? He don't cut any ice.
789
00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,189
The President of the United States.
790
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,467
Is that enough ice for you?
791
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,178
Now, see here.
Let's not go flying off in all directions.
792
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:20,055
Just one direction, Mr. Hawk. Out!
793
00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:22,724
Don't get me wrong.
I heartily endorse our government.
794
00:53:22,824 --> 00:53:24,559
- Oh, I'm sure you do.
- I approve of our government.
795
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:27,229
All right. You're lowering
the boom on poor old Medfield College,
796
00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:29,773
but don't you try to come back afterwards.
797
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,624
The iron door is shut!
798
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,784
Well, there goes the ball game.
799
00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:42,786
He'll telephone Washington,
and by tomorrow,
800
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,497
this place will be swarming with sharpies.
801
00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:48,208
Supposing you did get
the professor's discovery?
802
00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:50,142
Did you mean what you said about
not closing down Medfield?
803
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,546
If they get a hold of that flying jalopy
before I do,
804
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,256
there's millions right down the drain.
805
00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,174
Because if you did, I've got an idea.
806
00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:59,052
- Quiet, son. I'm tryin' to think.
- Switch cars on him.
807
00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:01,695
That idiot Brainard! If he could have...
808
00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:07,352
What did you say, son?
809
00:54:07,452 --> 00:54:10,079
Switch cars on him.
There are other Model Ts around.
810
00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:13,859
Yeah. There are, aren't there, Biffer?
811
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:17,571
- There's a fellow in Appleton that's...
- Hold it. I'm way ahead of ya.
812
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:21,533
Lenny, take the Appleton turnoff.
(CHUCKLES)
813
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,702
Hey, you know something?
814
00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:25,719
You're all right, son.
815
00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:28,123
Of course, you got a little
of your mother in you,
816
00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:30,933
but actually, well,
you're just me all over again.
817
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,770
Yes, sir. You're all right.
818
00:54:41,486 --> 00:54:44,097
I can assure you, sir,
the President is keenly interested
819
00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:47,767
in any development which might
have to do with our national welfare.
820
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:51,537
But may I inquire as to
the nature of your discovery?
821
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,374
Flubber?
822
00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:59,112
Yes, that does sound significant.
823
00:54:59,212 --> 00:55:01,948
Now, if I only knew which
branch of the government
824
00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:04,451
might best be served by your discovery.
825
00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:08,246
Why, any branch. You name it.
Transportation, industry, agriculture.
826
00:55:08,346 --> 00:55:11,499
Agriculture. Good.
827
00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:13,350
Oh, don't cut me off.
828
00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:16,353
Agriculture department.
Sam Wheeler speaking.
829
00:55:17,272 --> 00:55:18,731
Splendid.
830
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:20,983
Mmm-hmm, I see.
831
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:23,720
Just how do you figure
this can help the farmer?
832
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:26,973
I don't want to help the farmer.
I want to help everybody.
833
00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:28,115
Don't you understand?
834
00:55:28,241 --> 00:55:31,770
Well, now, what possibilities do you
think this might have as a fertilizer?
835
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,772
Fertilizer?
836
00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:37,067
Don't any of you people down there
understand how vital this thing is?
837
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:41,086
It's not only agricultural,
it's industry, it's national defense.
838
00:55:41,421 --> 00:55:44,757
Oh, national defense. National defense.
839
00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,416
Before we go any further,
I just want you to know
840
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:56,962
that I am proud of the new
spirit of cooperation
841
00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:59,297
between the Army,
the Navy and the Air Force.
842
00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:02,175
(CHUCKLES) Even the newspaper
columnists are talking about it.
843
00:56:02,275 --> 00:56:03,635
There never was any real
difference between us.
844
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:04,678
Of course not.
845
00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:06,805
Just a lot of newspaper
guff in the first place.
846
00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:10,449
Excuse me, sir. There's a Professor
Brainard on the phone from Medfield.
847
00:56:10,784 --> 00:56:12,978
Brainard? I don't know
any Professor Brainard.
848
00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:14,437
Tell him to write me a letter.
849
00:56:14,537 --> 00:56:16,856
He might have some connection with
Congressman Brainard.
850
00:56:16,956 --> 00:56:18,525
On the Appropriations Committee.
851
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,443
Congressman Brainard swings a lot of lead.
852
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,127
He's always been friendly to us.
853
00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:24,630
Oh, very well.
854
00:56:26,257 --> 00:56:29,536
Hello. Well, how are you, Professor?
855
00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,303
What can we do for you?
856
00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:36,642
Oh, you have, eh? Why, that's amazing.
857
00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:39,144
It's sort of antigravity.
858
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,464
DEFENSE SECRETARY: Well, well.
859
00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:44,316
And you think it's a breakthrough?
860
00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:48,388
Looks like you fellas don't need
all that appropriation money after all.
861
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:51,683
I got a fella right here said he cracked
the antigravity problem
862
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,117
right in his own garage.
863
00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:56,495
- Ridiculous.
- MAN: Another crackpot.
864
00:56:57,330 --> 00:56:59,816
The Army's been doing
antigravity research for years.
865
00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:02,167
Hasn't come up with
anything significant yet.
866
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:05,905
Oh, yes, Professor. I'm listening.
867
00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:09,576
Yes, Professor.
Yes. Yes, I realize it's urgent.
868
00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:11,911
So many things are these days.
869
00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:14,972
Oh? You want to come
down here to Washington?
870
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,500
Well, now, I don't know
about that, Professor.
871
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,419
We'd love to see you, of course.
872
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,254
(WHISPERS) Alert my pilot to stand by.
873
00:57:21,354 --> 00:57:24,674
DEFENSE SECRETARY: Yes, but we
are all busy as bird dogs around here.
874
00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,092
I tell you what, Professor.
875
00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:30,347
Why don't you write us
a nice short letter?
876
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,474
Tell us all about it.
877
00:57:32,574 --> 00:57:35,060
Right, and keep up
the good work, Professor.
878
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,035
(CHUCKLES) Call us any time.
879
00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:39,496
Or better still, we'll call you.
880
00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,457
Good-bye.
881
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,443
Good-bye.
882
00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:46,279
They won't listen. Betsy won't listen.
883
00:57:46,379 --> 00:57:48,406
That crook, Hawk, is the only
one that'll believe me.
884
00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:49,866
- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- MRS. CHATSWORTH: Professor?
885
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,633
Come in, Mrs. Chatsworth.
886
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,954
There you are. All sponged and pressed
for the dance tonight.
887
00:57:55,054 --> 00:57:57,999
Oh, thank you,
but I won't be going to the dance.
888
00:57:58,099 --> 00:58:01,685
Oh, no. You're not letting that dear,
sweet girl go with someone else?
889
00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:04,798
That dear, sweet girl has
kicked me out of her life.
890
00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:07,967
Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Stay home and talk to the dog?
891
00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:10,402
Mrs. Chatsworth,
don't you turn against me too.
892
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,806
Professor, may I say something?
893
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,433
I'd rather you wouldn't,
Mrs. Chatsworth. Not just now.
894
00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:18,144
All right. Do as you please.
895
00:58:18,244 --> 00:58:19,854
Go on with your head in the clouds
896
00:58:19,954 --> 00:58:22,941
and your nose poked places
that it doesn't belong.
897
00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:26,418
Go ahead, like I said.
Unlock the secrets of the universe.
898
00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:27,987
But remember this,
899
00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:31,840
the universe is millions and
millions and millions of years old.
900
00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:35,219
It can wait a little,
but girls can't wait.
901
00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:38,039
Mrs. Chatsworth,
I've told you I'm not going...
902
00:58:38,139 --> 00:58:41,475
One day, a girl simply says to herself,
903
00:58:41,809 --> 00:58:46,271
"That's enough. I'll just marry the next
man that comes along."
904
00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:47,981
And she does.
905
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:49,968
Mrs. Chatsworth...
906
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:53,513
If I were in your shoes, I'd stop that
smashing or mashing the atom,
907
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:57,282
or whatever it is you're doing out there,
and I'd go to that dance.
908
00:58:57,825 --> 00:59:00,186
Why? Betsy won't even look at me.
909
00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:01,688
Don't they have those numbers
910
00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:04,107
where you walk up to the dancers
and tap 'em on the shoulders?
911
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:05,817
- Yes. I suppose.
- Well, then.
912
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:08,627
You walk up to Shelby,
tap him on the shoulder,
913
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:11,322
- then when he turns around...
- I'll punch him in the nose.
914
00:59:11,422 --> 00:59:12,589
Good.
915
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:15,160
No, that wouldn't be civilized.
916
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,703
Well, for goodness' sake.
917
00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:21,458
Grab the girl in your arms, hold her tight
and dance her off into the night.
918
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:22,558
Show him up.
919
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:26,186
Show up Shelby Ashton, the ballroom beast?
920
00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:28,506
He's the best dancer around here.
921
00:59:28,606 --> 00:59:31,134
I dance like a sleepwalking chimpanzee.
922
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:34,319
Well, even a chimpanzee
will fight for its mate.
923
00:59:39,158 --> 00:59:40,659
(DOOR CLOSES)
924
00:59:57,343 --> 00:59:59,553
(MUTED SWING)
925
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,519
I told you he'd turn up here tonight.
926
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:11,815
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
927
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,892
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (APPLAUSE)
928
01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:56,318
(BRISK SWING)
929
01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:56,279
(HUMMING)
930
01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:59,365
And sink the Army
Sink the Army gray
931
01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:00,465
Taxi!
932
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,475
You boys get right in.
I'm the only taxi. I'm pulling right out.
933
01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:23,238
Where to?
934
01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:26,158
(TOGETHER) Professor Brainard's... House.
935
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:30,537
(SWING CONTINUES)
936
01:03:00,234 --> 01:03:01,594
What are you doing?
937
01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:03,945
Even a chimpanzee fights for its mate.
938
01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:05,447
(YELPS)
939
01:03:11,245 --> 01:03:12,537
BETSY: Oh!
940
01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:15,692
(WHISPERS) Let me go. People are looking.
941
01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:16,818
(SHRIEKS)
942
01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,945
Good. Let's not disappoint them.
943
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,238
(SHRIEKS)
944
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:21,922
The professor must have
given himself a pep talk.
945
01:03:22,423 --> 01:03:23,866
Watch. Maybe you can learn something.
946
01:03:23,966 --> 01:03:25,133
(BETSY SHRIEKS)
947
01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:28,246
(LAUGHTER)
948
01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:29,721
(SHRIEKS)
949
01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:31,389
- Go, prof. Go!
- (CROWD CHEERING)
950
01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:33,418
We ought to do this more often.
951
01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:36,353
Will you let... Oh! Oh!
952
01:03:39,398 --> 01:03:42,067
Oh! Oh! Oh.
953
01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:45,529
Oh, Ned!
954
01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,239
(CROWD LAUGHING)
955
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:05,590
(CHEERING)
956
01:04:16,435 --> 01:04:18,296
(DRUMROLL)
957
01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:20,173
(CROWD LAUGHING)
958
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:23,885
He flies through the air
with the greatest of ease
959
01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:26,778
The daring young man
on the flying trapeze...
960
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:29,489
(SINGING CONTINUES)
961
01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:33,394
I wonder what's going on inside.
962
01:04:33,494 --> 01:04:36,955
- Let's go in and see what's buzzing.
- Enough fun for one night.
963
01:04:37,456 --> 01:04:40,959
He flies through the air
with the greatest of ease...
964
01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:43,795
On second thought,
maybe the fun's just beginning.
965
01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:47,257
(SINGING CONTINUES)
966
01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:50,870
I beg your pardon. Are you the
gentlemen from Washington?
967
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:52,914
- We are.
- Are you looking for a Professor...
968
01:04:53,014 --> 01:04:56,182
- (TOGETHER) Brainard?
- Oh, I'm afraid that's not me.
969
01:04:56,809 --> 01:04:58,727
There's your man.
970
01:04:59,061 --> 01:05:03,106
The daring young man
on the flying trapeze...
971
01:05:03,649 --> 01:05:06,552
(SINGING CONTINUES)
972
01:05:06,652 --> 01:05:10,389
The man on the flying trapeze
973
01:05:10,489 --> 01:05:13,226
Oh
974
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:16,244
He flies through the air
with the greatest of ease
975
01:05:17,204 --> 01:05:20,441
It certainly is a surprise, your coming
all the way from Washington to see me.
976
01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:23,501
Here we are. Get right in, gentlemen.
977
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:27,672
Get right in the car, please.
Admiral, General.
978
01:05:36,223 --> 01:05:39,001
Now, of course, gentlemen,
I realize that military technology
979
01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:41,045
has progressed far beyond
the Model T, right?
980
01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:43,089
- Of course.
- I want you to understand
981
01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:45,174
I'm using it as a security measure.
982
01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:47,760
What better place
to hide my discovery than in a Model T?
983
01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:48,970
(CHUCKLES)
984
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:50,638
And I want you to keep
in mind also, gentlemen,
985
01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:53,474
that this is only a primitive
application of my discovery.
986
01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:57,019
Now, we use this
spark lever here to levitate,
987
01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,813
the gas lever to move forward,
988
01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:01,065
and the brake pedal to stop
or to go in reverse.
989
01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:04,193
Absolute control at all times,
as you will see.
990
01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:07,697
All right, gentlemen,
get a good, tight grip on your emotions,
991
01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,547
and prepare for takeoff.
992
01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:19,474
A cool head, a steady hand, and up we go!
993
01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:26,924
Well, if at first you don't succeed...
994
01:06:27,024 --> 01:06:28,441
Then what?
995
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:30,652
You try again.
996
01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:41,522
Well, surely you gentlemen
understand this sort of thing.
997
01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:44,916
I imagine the first time
you tried to launch a rocket, it didn't...
998
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:48,586
Go up.
999
01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:52,173
It's probably just a short
in the control mechanism.
1000
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:55,036
I'm sorry about this
little delay, gentlemen.
1001
01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:57,288
We'll have the show
in the air in a minute.
1002
01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:58,888
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1003
01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:01,599
(LAUGHING)
1004
01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:06,146
This is some kind of a joke.
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
1005
01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:10,509
(TITTERING)
1006
01:07:10,609 --> 01:07:11,985
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1007
01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:16,698
(LAUGHING)
1008
01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:19,352
I tell you, gentlemen, somebody is just
playing a practical joke.
1009
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,618
I'm not laughing.
1010
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:22,662
Just a minute, gentlemen. Please.
1011
01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:25,415
Gentlemen, wait. Please.
1012
01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:35,868
(CHUCKLING) Nice going.
1013
01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:37,536
That was rich about the squirrel.
1014
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:39,596
A real Hawk touch.
1015
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,249
Kind of a mean trick
to play on the professor.
1016
01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:44,976
Well, now, son,
we're doing him a favor. You'll see.
1017
01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:50,466
Well, I think we've
cleared the air on one important point.
1018
01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:51,717
What's that?
1019
01:07:51,817 --> 01:07:54,095
With what's happened, I'm sure
there's no longer any doubt
1020
01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,695
about you and Ned Brainard.
1021
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,558
No. None whatsoever.
1022
01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:02,228
As the Bard says,
"That he is mad, 'tis true,
1023
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,996
"'tis true, 'tis pity,
and pity 'tis 'tis true."
1024
01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:07,499
Oh, shut up.
1025
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:13,004
Well, if that's what
she thinks of Shakespeare.
1026
01:08:20,012 --> 01:08:21,054
Ned?
1027
01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,584
If you've come out here to gloat,
Betsy, I can do without that.
1028
01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:28,629
- Oh, I'm not gloating.
- But I know what you're thinking.
1029
01:08:28,729 --> 01:08:32,383
That I'm a fraud,
that I'm really losing my marbles.
1030
01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:34,593
Are you sure you're all right?
1031
01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:37,430
Betsy, I solemnly swear to you
I have flown this car.
1032
01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:39,682
Oh, don't, darling.
1033
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:42,268
I'll take you home.
You get a good night's rest.
1034
01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:43,978
Betsy, how can I...
1035
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:47,398
Wait a minute.
Why didn't I think to show this to them?
1036
01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:50,125
I got so upset when the car wouldn't fly.
Here.
1037
01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:54,629
Take this. Now, hold it out.
1038
01:08:55,464 --> 01:08:56,464
Now, drop it.
1039
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:04,373
Flubber! That's how I was
able to bounce around in there.
1040
01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:05,890
That's how we won the basketball game.
1041
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,961
This is what makes the car fly.
1042
01:09:09,061 --> 01:09:11,672
Are you sure you actually
made that car fly?
1043
01:09:11,772 --> 01:09:13,231
This very car.
1044
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:18,179
No. No, I take that back.
1045
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,930
Well did you or didn't you?
1046
01:09:20,030 --> 01:09:23,476
This isn't my car, Betsy.
My car had a radio in it.
1047
01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,312
Somebody switched cars on me.
1048
01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:27,605
- Hawk!
- Hawk?
1049
01:09:27,705 --> 01:09:30,649
Alonzo Hawk. He saw me
flying the car last night,
1050
01:09:30,749 --> 01:09:33,027
and he came to me to make
a deal, and I turned him down.
1051
01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:35,029
- He stole my car.
- Are you sure?
1052
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,782
Will you stop saying that, Betsy?
Of course I'm sure.
1053
01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:39,408
Please believe me.
1054
01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:42,036
Now, we've got to get that car back.
In the hands of a man like Hawk...
1055
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,329
Ned, I believe you.
1056
01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:45,763
Now, if we can only
figure out some way to...
1057
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:48,933
You what?
1058
01:09:50,269 --> 01:09:51,436
I believe you.
1059
01:09:52,771 --> 01:09:55,190
- You do?
- Mmm-hmm.
1060
01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:57,400
Oh, Betsy.
1061
01:09:57,693 --> 01:10:00,679
Well, I'm glad to see you came around
to my way of thinking, Professor.
1062
01:10:00,779 --> 01:10:02,473
I'm with you one 100%, Mr. Hawk.
1063
01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:06,034
Yes, I know, but we were discussing
the Model T. What's with these shoes?
1064
01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:07,686
Flubber, Mr. Hawk.
1065
01:10:07,786 --> 01:10:10,856
When you wear these flubberized
shoes, you'll have a spring in your step.
1066
01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:12,525
You'll walk with your head
above the crowd.
1067
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,360
You'll live life to the fullest.
1068
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:17,780
And when the time comes, as the poet
says, to shuffle off this mortal coil,
1069
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,115
you won't shuffle, Mr. Hawk.
1070
01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:22,300
You'll go out with a hop,
a skip, a jump and a song in your heart.
1071
01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:25,287
I still don't get it.
What about the Model T?
1072
01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,541
BETSY: Oh, Mr. Hawk.
Surely you can see the point.
1073
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:31,935
Why, shoes are 10 times
more valuable than a flying car.
1074
01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:34,687
- How come?
- Well, figure it out.
1075
01:10:35,272 --> 01:10:39,051
Only 8% of the world's
population buy cars.
1076
01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:40,818
Practically everybody buys shoes!
1077
01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:44,781
- You know, she's right.
- Sure she's right.
1078
01:10:48,118 --> 01:10:49,895
- Now take it easy, Mr. Hawk.
- Huh?
1079
01:10:49,995 --> 01:10:51,981
- I'll show you how the flubber works.
- Hmm?
1080
01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:55,541
Now, just tap your heel on the floor.
1081
01:10:58,128 --> 01:11:01,339
- You see?
- Yeah.
1082
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,368
Well, I don't know if
I can hold my balance.
1083
01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:07,246
Well, it just takes
a little getting used to, Mr. Hawk.
1084
01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,623
Why, Ned's crazy about his.
Aren't you, dear?
1085
01:11:09,723 --> 01:11:11,000
Oh yes, I certainly am.
1086
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,252
I can't tell you the lift
I have gotten from them.
1087
01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:16,187
Now, just jump up and down, Mr. Hawk.
1088
01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:18,189
- Up and down?
- Uh-huh.
1089
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:23,304
- There we go!
- (LAUGHING)
1090
01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:24,763
(HOOTING)
1091
01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:28,157
Mr. Hawk, I think
that's high enough for right now.
1092
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,352
- Hold him down.
- That's fantastic.
1093
01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:32,704
Hold him down. Hold him down, Betsy.
1094
01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:35,357
There we are.
Now, wasn't that wonderful, Mr. Hawk?
1095
01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:37,902
- Wonderful. Why did you stop me?
- We want to talk to you.
1096
01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,487
You see, we know that you're interested
in more than just money.
1097
01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,531
- Surely, you are.
- I am? What?
1098
01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:45,659
Humanity, Mr. Hawk.
You can save lives with these shoes.
1099
01:11:45,759 --> 01:11:46,785
Of course you can.
1100
01:11:46,885 --> 01:11:51,123
Now, suppose, just suppose,
there's a fire, a raging fire.
1101
01:11:51,223 --> 01:11:54,251
The stairs are a blazing inferno,
the smoke is billowing under the door.
1102
01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:56,795
We're trapped! Help! Help! Help!
1103
01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:59,548
The flames are creeping closer and closer.
1104
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:01,065
Oh, no, no, no.
1105
01:12:01,233 --> 01:12:03,276
I can't stand it any longer.
1106
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:06,070
- Geronimo!
- My boy!
1107
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:08,072
Nothing to it, Mr. Hawk.
1108
01:12:12,911 --> 01:12:15,580
- Why, that's amazing!
- Okay, your turn, Mr. Hawk.
1109
01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:17,358
Oh, well, now. Just a minute.
1110
01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:18,984
Oh, it's fun, Mr. Hawk!
1111
01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:20,335
Go ahead.
1112
01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:22,920
You'll land light as a thistle, Mr. Hawk.
I promise you.
1113
01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:26,507
- Well, I don't know.
- Well, let me put it this way.
1114
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,160
I certainly wouldn't want
to have a partner
1115
01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:29,886
who doesn't have faith in his own product.
1116
01:12:30,387 --> 01:12:34,041
Oh, you better do it.
He's very fussy about things like that.
1117
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:36,168
Well, nobody's
ever been able to call me a coward.
1118
01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:38,436
Oh, I should say not, Mr. Hawk.
1119
01:12:39,563 --> 01:12:41,481
(CHUCKLES)
1120
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:45,485
Come on down, Mr. Hawk. One, two...
1121
01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:48,180
- Well, I've changed my mind.
- Three!
1122
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:50,307
(YELLING)
1123
01:12:50,407 --> 01:12:52,851
(BLUBBERING)
1124
01:12:52,951 --> 01:12:55,312
(LAUGHING)
1125
01:12:55,412 --> 01:12:57,080
Whee! Hey, look!
1126
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,123
Look! I'm doing it!
1127
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,318
Sure you are, Mr. Hawk.
1128
01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:02,987
Put a little more spring into it.
1129
01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:05,505
See how simple it is? Flex your knees.
1130
01:13:06,131 --> 01:13:08,701
That's right. Look at Mr. Hawk, dear.
1131
01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:11,844
- Isn't he doing well?
- This is marvelous!
1132
01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:14,206
Brainard, we've got something here.
1133
01:13:14,306 --> 01:13:15,890
Sure we have, Mr. Hawk.
1134
01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:19,977
Okay, I'm sold. Now, how do I stop?
1135
01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:22,881
- What did he say, dear?
- I can't quite catch it.
1136
01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:26,192
- I can't either.
- I said tell me how to stop.
1137
01:13:26,693 --> 01:13:29,805
You can tell me something, Mr. Hawk.
What have you done with my car?
1138
01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:32,933
- You tricked me!
- That's right, Mr. Hawk.
1139
01:13:33,033 --> 01:13:35,368
Now, where is it? Where did you hide it?
1140
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,730
In my warehouse.
1141
01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,190
- In his warehouse!
- Thanks, Mr. Hawk.
1142
01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:43,793
- Hey! How do I stop?
- Happy landing, Mr. Hawk.
1143
01:13:44,962 --> 01:13:46,671
- Wait! Don't go!
- (CAR STARTING)
1144
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:51,076
Professor Brainard, come back!
Don't leave me!
1145
01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:54,429
Wait! Don't go! Uh, Biff!
1146
01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:57,958
Biff, where are you?
It's your father calling.
1147
01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:00,919
- Huh?
- Biff! Son, wake up!
1148
01:14:01,019 --> 01:14:03,297
Get outta bed! Help your father!
1149
01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:06,941
Hey! That's pretty neat, Pop.
How do you do that?
1150
01:14:07,359 --> 01:14:09,527
Well, don't just lie there, you nitwit!
1151
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,638
Get somebody! Get the fire department!
1152
01:14:11,738 --> 01:14:16,701
- Okay. All right. Don't blow a gasket.
- Stop me! Help!
1153
01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:22,232
I don't get it.
1154
01:14:22,332 --> 01:14:25,501
Why we gotta sit around
watchin' that crummy car?
1155
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:28,546
'Cause Hawk says so, that's why.
1156
01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:31,325
You figure he knows what he's doing?
1157
01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:34,760
Old fish eye didn't pile up all that loot by
being stupid, ya know what I mean?
1158
01:14:49,109 --> 01:14:50,902
(WHISPERS) Here I go.
1159
01:14:52,529 --> 01:14:54,447
(GROANING)
1160
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:56,725
No. I gotta go up higher.
1161
01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,451
There we are.
1162
01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:22,918
(WHISPERING) Looks like a lot of
people got behind in their payments.
1163
01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,810
Dear, sweet Mr. Hawk.
1164
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,605
Shh.
1165
01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,524
(HARP NOTES)
1166
01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:32,177
- Lenny?
- Yeah, what?
1167
01:15:32,277 --> 01:15:33,569
You hear noises?
1168
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,489
Like what kind of noises?
1169
01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:39,617
Sorta like a...
1170
01:15:42,246 --> 01:15:43,246
A harp?
1171
01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:48,986
Now, let's see. (MUTTERING)
1172
01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:51,613
Oh, no, no, no, now, Betsy.
Put it down, down.
1173
01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:54,757
- Down.
- Easy. Easy.
1174
01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,635
(SINGLE NOTE)
1175
01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:01,097
There.
1176
01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:07,478
No. You better take my shoe off.
1177
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,385
I, I can't get the knot undone.
1178
01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:15,987
- Oh! My nail.
- Shh-shh.
1179
01:16:16,697 --> 01:16:18,322
Maybe I can help you.
1180
01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:21,993
- (HARP NOTES)
- Oh!
1181
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:23,911
There it goes again.
1182
01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,498
You remember feisty McKenna?
1183
01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:32,670
Only with him, it wasn't harp noises.
He kept hearing bird calls.
1184
01:16:35,173 --> 01:16:37,258
(HARP NOTES)
1185
01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:40,720
Easy, easy, easy.
1186
01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:45,266
Now, easy.
1187
01:16:51,356 --> 01:16:52,440
Okay.
1188
01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:55,969
Well... Ooh!
1189
01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:57,778
(HARP NOTES)
1190
01:17:03,368 --> 01:17:04,937
(HARP NOTES)
1191
01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:06,370
(STRINGS JANGLING)
1192
01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,650
(FIRE BELL SOUNDING)
1193
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,626
(DOGS BARKING)
1194
01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:21,052
Mr. Hawk! This is the fire chief speaking!
1195
01:17:21,928 --> 01:17:24,805
We'll have everything under
control in just a moment.
1196
01:17:25,599 --> 01:17:27,475
And, Mr. Hawk? Try to relax.
1197
01:17:27,684 --> 01:17:30,561
Relax? How can I relax, you fathead!
1198
01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:32,965
All the same, Mary Lou,
I wish you'd come over.
1199
01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:35,274
Pop's putting on a great show.
1200
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:37,568
Oh, hold it. They're bringing in a net!
1201
01:17:37,694 --> 01:17:39,570
Make way. Come on.
1202
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,740
Come down sitting. Not feet first!
1203
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,454
(LAUGHS) The net didn't work so well,
Mary Lou.
1204
01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:51,191
I told you we needed a new one.
1205
01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:55,153
You told me? What do you think
I've been telling the town council?
1206
01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:58,156
How am I supposed to buy a new net
without an appropriation?
1207
01:17:58,256 --> 01:18:00,367
Well, don't get hot. I only mentioned it.
1208
01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:03,036
Well, you just keep the kinks
out of the fire hose.
1209
01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:05,080
That's all I want from you!
1210
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,623
I'm the chief.
1211
01:18:06,723 --> 01:18:07,848
(HAWK GRUNTS)
1212
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,043
Sure! Come on over, Millie!
1213
01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:12,129
You should see it!
Everybody's getting into the act.
1214
01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,647
Don't worry, Mr. Hawk.
We'll take care of ya.
1215
01:18:15,148 --> 01:18:16,774
No, don't do it! No!
1216
01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,822
- Ow!
- Personally, I'm a dry fly man, myself.
1217
01:18:23,448 --> 01:18:25,032
Royal coachman.
1218
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,618
- Oh, take it easy.
- I got him.
1219
01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:32,623
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1220
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:36,919
Biff, help me!
Do something before they kill me.
1221
01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:39,531
I know, Coach. I know you're
right in the middle of spring practice,
1222
01:18:39,631 --> 01:18:41,173
but it's a matter of life and death.
1223
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:48,139
(SLIGHT CREAK)
1224
01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:52,893
(CREAKING CONTINUES)
1225
01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:54,296
(SCREECHING)
1226
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:56,048
That ain't no bird call.
1227
01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:57,940
(DOOR OPENS)
1228
01:18:59,025 --> 01:19:01,928
Well, look who's here. It's the professor.
1229
01:19:02,028 --> 01:19:04,238
Wasn't too smart
breakin' in like that, Professor.
1230
01:19:04,656 --> 01:19:06,975
Well, I, I didn't exactly break in.
1231
01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:09,285
Of course, as you can see,
I'm trying to break out.
1232
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,747
Careful, boys.
1233
01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,039
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1234
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:18,878
Look!
1235
01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:22,574
What happened, boys? You missed me.
1236
01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:24,175
Here. Here I am.
1237
01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:27,913
Now, take it easy, boys. Take it easy.
1238
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,873
(CHUCKLES) Don't crowd me.
1239
01:19:29,973 --> 01:19:32,475
I don't want to have to
get tough with you again.
1240
01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:42,386
They're all fresh hot doggies!
1241
01:19:42,486 --> 01:19:45,222
They're a foot long! Hot doggies!
Get your hot doggies!
1242
01:19:45,322 --> 01:19:48,240
Right this way. Here you are, folks.
Hot dogs.
1243
01:19:57,375 --> 01:19:59,486
And you were the lady
that called the police?
1244
01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:02,280
Certainly.
I was getting ready to take a bath,
1245
01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:05,174
and I saw this face
flashing past the window.
1246
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:08,245
Well, how did I know
the poor man was in trouble?
1247
01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:10,971
Hey! Stand back!
1248
01:20:11,389 --> 01:20:16,018
Well, sir, I calculate he gains
about 18 inches to bounce.
1249
01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:18,187
And your opinion is?
1250
01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:23,567
About 7:00 tonight,
he's going to be in serious trouble.
1251
01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:27,806
Gosh!
My father never does anything like that.
1252
01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,975
For a parent, he's way out.
1253
01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:31,143
(SIREN APPROACHING)
1254
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,493
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1255
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:40,125
This way, fellas!
1256
01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:47,842
Son, what are you going to do to me?
1257
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,052
(BOYS MUTTERING)
1258
01:20:52,889 --> 01:20:55,333
One, two...
1259
01:20:55,433 --> 01:20:57,685
Biff, I'm your father! Please!
1260
01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:59,019
Hike!
1261
01:20:59,354 --> 01:21:01,856
(HAWK GASPS)
1262
01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,649
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
1263
01:21:03,775 --> 01:21:05,109
(CROWD CHEERING)
1264
01:21:05,443 --> 01:21:07,903
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1265
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,204
Pop! Are you all right, Pop?
1266
01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:20,207
And why wouldn't I be?
1267
01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:21,834
The warehouse!
1268
01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:32,720
Oh, no.
Once more, and we'd have had it open.
1269
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,665
Come on. You're not
going to give up this easily, are you?
1270
01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:37,667
Come on.
It's just a little old bump on the head.
1271
01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:41,046
Here. That's it. Come on.
What would Mr. Hawk say?
1272
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:44,007
Come on. Let's get on our feet.
On with the fight. Come on.
1273
01:21:44,107 --> 01:21:46,218
- (SIGHS)
- Here. Try this.
1274
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,693
Oh. Thank you, dear.
1275
01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:53,225
That did it.
Better get back in the car, Betsy.
1276
01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:54,392
(BUCKET CLATTERING)
1277
01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:56,702
All right. Come on, you cut-rate gorillas.
1278
01:21:58,997 --> 01:22:00,789
- Aim high this time.
- Got ya.
1279
01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:05,377
Okay, Mr. Jumping Jack.
1280
01:22:15,639 --> 01:22:17,499
(ENGINE BUBBLING)
1281
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:19,584
(HONKS HORN)
1282
01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:21,352
(MEN YELLING)
1283
01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:24,688
Ned!
1284
01:22:25,315 --> 01:22:26,857
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1285
01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:29,860
Corners beautifully, doesn't it?
1286
01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:31,429
Ned, look.
1287
01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:32,571
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1288
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,031
Here they come.
1289
01:22:40,413 --> 01:22:42,373
Come on, you guys. Get in the car!
Hurry up!
1290
01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:53,592
To think I always thought of you
as a nice, easygoing college professor.
1291
01:22:54,886 --> 01:22:56,637
- Betsy?
- Hmm?
1292
01:22:57,013 --> 01:23:00,375
No. This is hardly the time or the place
to say what I was going to say.
1293
01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:02,810
Oh, never mind. Go ahead. Say it.
1294
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:04,979
- Well...
- (GUNSHOTS)
1295
01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:09,066
Well, what do you know?
They want to play rough.
1296
01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:12,903
- Here. Gimme that thing.
- You can't do that, Pop!
1297
01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:15,906
We gotta show this nut we mean business.
1298
01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:18,075
(GUNSHOT)
1299
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:26,709
Well, looky there.
1300
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,255
A police car. Well, well, well.
1301
01:23:40,223 --> 01:23:42,834
- Well, they've been asking for it.
- Asking for what?
1302
01:23:42,934 --> 01:23:44,601
The Shelby stomp.
1303
01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:47,172
(HORN HONKING)
1304
01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:48,272
It's Brainard.
1305
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:51,442
(HORN HONKING)
1306
01:23:56,156 --> 01:23:58,323
(HORN HONKING)
1307
01:23:58,783 --> 01:24:01,285
- Faster, son!
- I've got it down to the floor now.
1308
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,959
(ENGINES REVVING)
1309
01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:13,255
(STEAM HISSING)
1310
01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:17,911
Hold it! All right. All right, you birds.
1311
01:24:18,011 --> 01:24:20,288
Get your hands up on the top of that car.
1312
01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:21,957
Now, see here, Officer.
This is ridiculous.
1313
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,640
Do you realize who I am?
1314
01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:27,936
Yeah. You're the guy
who had this hot pistol in his mitt.
1315
01:24:28,104 --> 01:24:32,441
I am Alonzo P. Hawk, President of
the Auld Lang Syne finance company.
1316
01:24:34,152 --> 01:24:36,278
Isn't it a small world?
1317
01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:38,723
Why, of course I remember you.
1318
01:24:38,823 --> 01:24:40,016
Well, now, that's better.
1319
01:24:40,116 --> 01:24:41,142
Sure.
1320
01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:45,037
You're the outfit that repossessed
my electric icebox last year.
1321
01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:48,191
Well, Officer Hanson, sorry to interrupt,
1322
01:24:48,291 --> 01:24:51,001
but can you tell me
the shortest way to Washington, DC?
1323
01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:53,989
Sure, Professor.
Down the block to the intersection.
1324
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,589
Left, Highway 9.
1325
01:24:55,924 --> 01:25:00,010
- No, no. I mean as the crow flies.
- Oh! That way. Due east.
1326
01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:01,845
Thanks.
1327
01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:04,082
Officer, stop that man!
1328
01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:07,585
He's flying off with millions of dollars
that rightfully belong to me!
1329
01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:12,523
Mr. Hawk. Surely you're not
accusing dear old Professor...
1330
01:25:25,870 --> 01:25:29,315
Sir, I have an unknown approaching
Washington prohibited zone.
1331
01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:32,444
Heading, 068, angels, 1.5.
1332
01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:35,613
- Speed, 45 knots.
- Forty-five knots. Are you sure?
1333
01:25:35,713 --> 01:25:36,964
Yes, sir.
1334
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:45,290
Hello, Bird Form. This is Flag Down.
Scramble the five-minute birds.
1335
01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:47,599
(WARNING SIREN BEEPING)
1336
01:25:50,353 --> 01:25:51,755
MAN: Attention. Attention.
1337
01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:55,274
Scramble Bird Dog flight.
Scramble Bird Dog flight.
1338
01:25:56,192 --> 01:25:59,695
Vector 270. Vector 270.
1339
01:25:59,904 --> 01:26:04,241
Locate to angels 1.5. Angels 1.5.
1340
01:26:04,742 --> 01:26:07,286
(ENGINES REVVING)
1341
01:26:51,247 --> 01:26:54,442
(SIGHS)
It's so lovely and peaceful up here,
1342
01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:56,460
as though we were
the only two people in the world.
1343
01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:58,670
Well, aren't we?
1344
01:27:01,758 --> 01:27:04,009
(AIRCRAFT ROARING)
1345
01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:07,163
Ned. (GIGGLES)
1346
01:27:07,263 --> 01:27:08,555
Ned!
1347
01:27:15,355 --> 01:27:17,715
- Did you see what I saw?
- MAN: (ON RADIO) I hope not.
1348
01:27:17,815 --> 01:27:19,316
- Let's run that again.
- Roger.
1349
01:27:21,611 --> 01:27:23,111
Here they come again!
1350
01:27:24,822 --> 01:27:26,406
Let's get out of here!
1351
01:27:32,121 --> 01:27:34,566
Hello, Flag Down. This is Bird Dog leader.
1352
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,541
I have a visual on that bogey.
1353
01:27:36,751 --> 01:27:38,460
Well, speak up. What is it?
1354
01:27:38,836 --> 01:27:41,338
I don't think
you're going to like this, sir.
1355
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:44,341
What's the matter with you?
Give me that bogey report.
1356
01:27:44,550 --> 01:27:46,843
It's a Model T, sir.
1357
01:27:47,011 --> 01:27:50,305
- A what?
- A Model T touring car.
1358
01:27:50,431 --> 01:27:51,807
Only it's flying!
1359
01:27:53,142 --> 01:27:56,812
Bird Dog leader, I suggest for your own
sake that you take another look.
1360
01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:03,344
Well, I can't, sir.
It's gone into a cloud...
1361
01:28:03,444 --> 01:28:04,987
And it won't come out.
1362
01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:08,782
What's the procedure, sir?
1363
01:28:10,576 --> 01:28:12,619
I think I'll let the colonel
handle this one.
1364
01:28:12,870 --> 01:28:14,538
Yes, Flag Down?
1365
01:28:15,331 --> 01:28:17,374
Well, go on, Captain. Go on.
1366
01:28:19,085 --> 01:28:20,627
A flying what?
1367
01:28:21,754 --> 01:28:23,880
Cut the clowning, Flag Down.
The CO's here.
1368
01:28:24,215 --> 01:28:26,117
- What's going on, Colonel?
- Nothing, sir.
1369
01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:27,744
What do you mean, "Nothing"?
1370
01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:30,205
It's Flag Down, sir.
Just a little question of procedure.
1371
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:31,305
Give me that.
1372
01:28:32,598 --> 01:28:35,335
What's all this about procedure?
Don't you know your job, man?
1373
01:28:35,435 --> 01:28:36,893
Don't interrupt me.
1374
01:28:39,063 --> 01:28:41,466
It might interest you to know
the general's staff
1375
01:28:41,566 --> 01:28:44,886
has worked out exact procedure
for every possible situation.
1376
01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:46,903
There's nothing could happen that...
1377
01:28:48,948 --> 01:28:50,407
A flying what?
1378
01:29:03,755 --> 01:29:05,422
- Looks like they've gone.
- Good.
1379
01:29:05,757 --> 01:29:08,826
Can we get out of here now?
This is ruining my hair set.
1380
01:29:08,926 --> 01:29:10,552
Darling, you never looked more beautiful.
1381
01:29:14,390 --> 01:29:16,834
Gentlemen, it's quite simple, really.
1382
01:29:16,934 --> 01:29:19,212
Obviously, a Model T cannot fly. (SNORTS)
1383
01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:21,881
Therefore, it must be
something disguised as a Model T.
1384
01:29:21,981 --> 01:29:25,734
I am declaring a condition yellow.
Let's move, Colonel.
1385
01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:40,957
How lovely it is.
1386
01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:44,028
It makes you feel proud, doesn't it?
1387
01:29:44,128 --> 01:29:46,406
Washington's a great city.
1388
01:29:46,506 --> 01:29:47,631
There's something there for everyone.
1389
01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:00,602
Look at all those people down there.
1390
01:30:01,437 --> 01:30:04,882
- I think they're staring at us.
- I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
1391
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,718
I can't hear what
they're yelling, can you?
1392
01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:08,944
Hi, down there! (CHUCKLES)
1393
01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:11,154
Oh, Ned! Look out!
1394
01:30:16,577 --> 01:30:19,162
Kind of hits you between the eyes,
doesn't it?
1395
01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,236
Look! There's Grant's Tomb.
1396
01:30:25,336 --> 01:30:27,363
I, uh, think Grant's Tomb
is in New York, dear.
1397
01:30:27,463 --> 01:30:29,073
I believe that's the Jefferson Memorial.
1398
01:30:29,173 --> 01:30:31,091
Oh, you mean Monticello.
1399
01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,917
Betsy, I think there's a touring map
in the side pocket.
1400
01:30:40,017 --> 01:30:42,477
Will you see
if you can find the Pentagon building?
1401
01:30:46,899 --> 01:30:49,693
It has five sides and a big parking lot.
1402
01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:52,096
I doubt if it's on here, dear.
1403
01:30:52,196 --> 01:30:54,766
This map is from the year 1917!
1404
01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:56,017
Huh? Oh!
1405
01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:58,118
(CHUCKLES) Oh.
1406
01:31:02,081 --> 01:31:04,875
Oh, there's the Capitol. Won't that do?
1407
01:31:05,626 --> 01:31:06,877
The Capitol.
1408
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:10,198
Gosh, Betsy, when you think of
all the history that was made there.
1409
01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:13,493
Now, don't forget.
You're making history right now.
1410
01:31:13,593 --> 01:31:17,038
Oh, you think so? (LAUGHS)
I hope they don't make a fuss over me.
1411
01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:20,249
ANNOUNCER: (ON RADIO) We interrupt this
program to bring you an emergency bulletin.
1412
01:31:20,349 --> 01:31:21,766
GENERAL: This is the commanding officer,
1413
01:31:21,934 --> 01:31:26,563
sector air defense, speaking on
all commercial and military wavelengths.
1414
01:31:26,856 --> 01:31:31,943
Attention, an unidentified
flying object is over the city.
1415
01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:35,515
- I don't see anything. Do you?
- No!
1416
01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:37,365
Nothing up here but us.
1417
01:31:37,909 --> 01:31:40,436
- Every defensive missile in the area...
- Us!
1418
01:31:40,536 --> 01:31:43,038
...is trained on the flying object.
1419
01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:48,293
If it does not identify itself,
it will be shot down immediately.
1420
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:51,197
- They wouldn't dare!
- Oh, yes. They'd, they'd dare.
1421
01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:53,616
This is your last warning.
1422
01:31:53,716 --> 01:31:56,760
Identify yourself, or we will open fire.
1423
01:31:57,470 --> 01:32:01,389
- Ready at Fort Meade?
- Missile battery's locked on target, sir.
1424
01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:07,145
Repeat. Are you listening,
unidentified flying object?
1425
01:32:08,773 --> 01:32:10,607
We are waiting for your response.
1426
01:32:11,150 --> 01:32:14,152
I am responding! I'm Professor Brainard!
1427
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,948
At the count of 10, we open fire.
1428
01:32:18,407 --> 01:32:21,144
Don't bother to count, General.
I'm an American.
1429
01:32:21,244 --> 01:32:23,161
- Two...
- See? My credit cards.
1430
01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:24,663
Three,
1431
01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:27,624
four,
1432
01:32:28,125 --> 01:32:30,862
- Wait, General!
- You're not gonna stand for that, are you?
1433
01:32:30,962 --> 01:32:33,171
- Five...
- Yes.
1434
01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:35,924
Six,
1435
01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:38,510
seven...
1436
01:32:39,136 --> 01:32:42,180
Sir, Fort Meade reports
he's gone behind the Capitol dome.
1437
01:32:43,808 --> 01:32:45,710
- Eight...
- Sir, Congress is in session.
1438
01:32:45,810 --> 01:32:49,062
If you fire, we might
lose every senator and congressman.
1439
01:32:52,108 --> 01:32:53,191
Nine...
1440
01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:57,821
And they've just put a new front
on the building.
1441
01:33:04,161 --> 01:33:05,745
Hold your fire.
1442
01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:09,484
Well, why try to pass the buck to me?
1443
01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:11,360
Just because it looks like a...
1444
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:12,460
What?
1445
01:33:13,504 --> 01:33:14,838
Well, I don't care if it is a Model T.
1446
01:33:16,173 --> 01:33:18,493
Shoot it down! Right. Right.
1447
01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:23,372
And if you happen to see a Stutz Bearcat
or a Pope Toledo flying over the Capitol,
1448
01:33:23,472 --> 01:33:25,265
shoot them down too.
1449
01:33:31,355 --> 01:33:37,011
As a personal favor,
won't you please identify yourself?
1450
01:33:37,111 --> 01:33:38,596
(BREEZE BLOWING)
1451
01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:40,681
Professor, this is the admiral speaking.
1452
01:33:40,781 --> 01:33:42,934
Proceed directly to
Anacostia Naval Air Station...
1453
01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:44,435
This is your old friend General Singer.
1454
01:33:44,535 --> 01:33:46,354
Now, you fly right over
to Bolling Air Force Base...
1455
01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:47,438
This is the Army.
1456
01:33:47,538 --> 01:33:50,775
- Report to Fort Myer.
- Anacostia naval air station.
1457
01:33:50,875 --> 01:33:53,319
(ARGUING)
1458
01:33:53,419 --> 01:33:55,821
(UNINTELLIGIBLE CHATTER)
1459
01:33:55,921 --> 01:33:57,881
Now, hear this!
1460
01:33:59,508 --> 01:34:00,550
(QUIETLY) Anacostia.
1461
01:34:02,595 --> 01:34:05,122
They had their chance.
I'm not gonna fool around any longer.
1462
01:34:05,222 --> 01:34:07,291
- Ned, what are you doing?
- We're going to land
1463
01:34:07,391 --> 01:34:09,460
on that big patch of green lawn.
1464
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:11,712
- Oh, Ned. Not there, please!
- Why not?
1465
01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:14,564
My hair, it's a mess,
and I haven't a thing to wear.
1466
01:34:17,568 --> 01:34:18,693
(HONKS HORN)
1467
01:34:18,861 --> 01:34:20,596
Anybody home? (CHUCKLES)
1468
01:34:20,696 --> 01:34:21,696
Ned!
1469
01:34:26,410 --> 01:34:28,521
(CHATTERING)
1470
01:34:28,621 --> 01:34:32,024
This way, Professor. Please.
Explain what the President said.
1471
01:34:32,124 --> 01:34:33,917
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
1472
01:34:34,418 --> 01:34:36,862
Professor, what did
the President have to say?
1473
01:34:36,962 --> 01:34:37,947
Well...
1474
01:34:38,047 --> 01:34:40,700
The President, devoted
as always, to the advance of science,
1475
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:44,370
has embraced the discovery of flubber
with tremendous enthusiasm.
1476
01:34:44,470 --> 01:34:46,539
Uh, Professor, what branch
of the armed services
1477
01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:49,015
will be given control
of your new discovery?
1478
01:34:49,892 --> 01:34:51,919
- Well...
- All will share alike.
1479
01:34:52,019 --> 01:34:55,881
In our opinion, flubber will only
cement the great, traditional ties
1480
01:34:55,981 --> 01:34:57,732
of inter-service cooperation.
1481
01:34:58,109 --> 01:35:00,845
Professor, with this great
breakthrough in science,
1482
01:35:00,945 --> 01:35:03,279
do you feel you still have
other worlds to conquer?
1483
01:35:03,781 --> 01:35:05,057
I do.
1484
01:35:05,157 --> 01:35:09,077
Just so there's no doubt about it,
would you mind repeating that?
1485
01:35:10,371 --> 01:35:11,606
I do.
1486
01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:15,860
With pleasure, and a deep sense
of accomplishment,
1487
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:19,838
I now pronounce you man and wife.
1488
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:23,007
(MUTED ORGAN)
1489
01:35:26,303 --> 01:35:27,303
Oh!
1490
01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:31,125
KIDS: (CHANTING)
Brickabracker, soda cracker,
1491
01:35:31,225 --> 01:35:33,377
sis-boom-bah!
1492
01:35:33,477 --> 01:35:36,855
Married, married, rah-rah-rah!
1493
01:35:37,148 --> 01:35:38,273
(CHEERING)
1494
01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,427
(HISSING)
1495
01:35:41,527 --> 01:35:43,278
(FIRECRACKERS POPPING)
1496
01:35:43,779 --> 01:35:45,822
- Good-bye, Betsy.
- Good luck!
1497
01:35:46,449 --> 01:35:48,533
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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