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Hey, Jesus. That is but a taste
of our fury. Do you yield
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I do not.
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I finally found it and now,
noone can stop me.
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Mario Brothers in plumbing
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it's me Mario are you tired of
paying too much for plumbing
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Mamma Mia that's why the Super
Mario Brothers are here but to
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save Brooklyn and the queens
and your wallet thank you Super
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Mario Bros it seems like the
only thing you haven't dreamed
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is my bank account forget that
the
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Mario
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Wow. You were great. I was
great. Are you kidding me? You
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were great. I am so glad you
spent our life savings on this
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commercial. That is not a
commercial. That is cinema. And
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what about the accents? Is it
is it too much? Too much. It's
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a perfect. Okay, I'm going to
trust you. Well, well, well. If
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it isn't Brooklyn's favorite
failures, the stupid Mario
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Brothers. Oh, great. Here. Hey,
Spike. Yeah, it's on me.
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Tell me, have you even gotten
one call since you left me to
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start your dumb company? As a
matter of fact, Spike, we have.
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Wow, really? Uh yeah. Our mom
called and she said, oh boys,
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that's the best commercial I've
ever seen and I said, thank you
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very much, mother. We're very
proud of it. So,
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Good luck running a business
with this. Say that again about
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my brother and you're going to
regret it. Oh yeah? Get this
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through your tiny brain, Mario.
You're a joke and you always
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will be.
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Are you insane? He's three
times his size. Luigi, come on.
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You know, you can't be scared
all the time. And you'd be
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surprised.
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Hello Super Mario Brothers. Uh
huh. A drip in your faucet.
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That's great. I mean that's
that's great. You called us
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because we can be there and we
can fix it right away. Okay. Ma
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go on. The Super Mario Brothers
are his sisters. Coffee.
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I know. We're going to be late.
No but we're not. Come on.
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Here you go.
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Mario, where you going?
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Who cares?
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Guys.
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Ooh wau
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Ma'am, I assure you, we don't
make messes, we fix 'em. That's
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Francis. He likes you.
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Baby.
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Bring
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and a first job complete.
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Francis is here.
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In there pal.
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You.
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Mario
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Yeah.
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You. You.
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The hell. No, he won't.
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For worst actors. What I do? So
did everybody saw the
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commercial then? Eh we seen it.
And? I wouldn't quit your day
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job. Oops. He already did.
Well, I thought it was
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incredible. It belongs in a
movie theater. Mushrooms?
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Everybody loves mushrooms,
right? I love mushrooms. I'll
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take it. Yeah. Mario,
seriously. What were you
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thinking with that commercial?
What? You're supposed to be
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funny. Did someone pass the
bread? Yeah, but what's with
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the outfits? Bombers wearing
white gloves. That's right. You
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gotta have a trademark. Gotta
stand out. Don't listen to
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them. The world laughed at Da
Vinci too. I'm not sure they
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did, ma. Yeah. What did you
think? I think you're nuts. You
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don't leave a steady job for
some crazy dream and the worst
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you're bringing your brother
down with you. Well, thanks
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dad. Thanks for your support.
What I say?
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Hey.
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You're not bringing me down.
You know what? What do they
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know, huh? That's not just
them. Our whole lives,
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everyone's telling us we can't
do this, we can't do that. Just
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sick and tired of feeling so
small. A water main burst
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underground today. Everything
is under control, I promise
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you. We are very close to
fixing this. Save Brooklyn.
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Save Brooklyn? Luigi. This is
our chance. Destiny is calling.
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Destiny Del Maccio from high
school? What? No. Just come on.
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They're not even looking in the
right place. Come on, Lou.
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Not seriously considering my
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You gotta get to that pressure
valve.
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I knew saving Brooklyn was a
bad idea. Come on.
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Whoa. What is this place?
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Looks like nobody's been down
here for years.
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Luigi, are you in there?
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Luigi.
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How did you
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How is this going to be okay?
I'm telling you, nothing can
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hurt us as long as we're
together.
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Touch that mushroom, you'll
die. Oh, I'm sorry. That
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perfeita
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and talking to me. Please to
meet you. I'm Toad. Mario. So
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this is this is this is not a
dream? Ah. That hurt, right?
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Yes. Definitely not a dream.
And it's this place is the
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mushroom kingdom. Mushrooms?
Really? Now that is a cool
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twist of faith.
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Yeah, I'm actually looking for
somebody. My brother, in fact,
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he looks exactly like me but
tall and skinny and green. See,
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last time I saw him, he he was
falling through a pipe. It was
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foggy and can I believe there
was lava? Uh that is not good.
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Um your brother has landed in
the dark lands. They're under
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Bowser's control. Bowser? He's
the most evil, wretched
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creature alive. The
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I'm taking you to see the
princess. She can help you. She
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can do anything. Princess?
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Our big adventure begins now.
Hang on, Luigi.
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Oh.
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Mario. Mario.
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What the?
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Ah. Boom. Yes. You just got
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One, two,
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Whoo.
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Point on that hill.
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Excuse me everybody coming
through. Got a biggest entry
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happening right now. If I could
just. Here you go. Excuse me.
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Excuse me everybody. Kevin
Phil. This guy's brother is
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going to die imminently. Out of
the way please. He's trying to
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clear a path. That's all I'm
doing. He's going to be fine. I
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see you bud.
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Gas with rated pay just have to
blow into Up we go.
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It.
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Here.
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Okay, so these bricks are just
floating here. Just popping
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this pipe and we're on our way.
Oh, it's the only way to fly,
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man.
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Oh, wow. Love these mushrooms.
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Ugh.
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No.
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Here we are. Palastors. Big big
boom.
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Impressive. Am I right?
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Don't live right there you two.
Oh hey. I need to see the
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princess and it's an emergency.
What princess? I never heard of
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any princess. Oh wait, I did.
Our princess though is in
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another castle. Oh yeah, that's
right. You should try another
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castle maybe. She ain't in this
one. Huh? Okay, so they're
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messing with you and I don't
like it.
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What do you guys what do you
want to eat? Anything anything
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your heart's desire. Go. I'm
ready to scramble it up.
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Ah. Hey.
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Daddy.
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Council, your attention. Bowser
has found the superstar and is
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headed toward our kingdom. Its
power will make him invincible.
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We will be destroyed. Princess,
what are we going to do? I will
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not let him hurt you.
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We are going to stop bowsing.
How? Look at us. Look I'm going
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to convince the great Kong army
to help us. Together, we'll
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annihilate that monster. Their
mad king doesn't make
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alliances. The Kongs will never
agree. I can convince him. I'll
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leave for the jungle kingdom in
the morning. Good luck princess
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for all our sakes.
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Ah. Princess. Hi.
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Release him.
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Are you? He's a human. I mean,
you are a human, right? It's
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just, you're so small. Hey.
Wait, wait. Let's go back.
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Where did you come from? Me and
my little brother, Luigi. We
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fell down this pipe and now
he's lost. Somewhere in the
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dark lands. Then, it's only a
matter of time until he's
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captured by Bowser. But you're
in luck. I'm on my way to stop
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him. But take me with you. This
guy is a lunatic, a psycho. He
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will eat you for breakfast. He
won't even notice it probably
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because you're very very small.
You know what? Make fun of me
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all you want. But you're
going to help me find my
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brother. Please? Okay, let's
see what you're made of. Is
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that a yes? No, that's a let's
see what you're made of.
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You can finish this. You're
coming with me. Watch and
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learn.
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That was amazing. Wait. How how
am I supposed to do that? With
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the power ups. They give us
special abilities.
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Really? Go on. Eat it.
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Now this has to be a mushroom
because I just hate mushrooms
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and okay? Okay. Are you sure
there's not like a down the
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hatch? Yep, there it is and a
one. Oh, not cool. Eh.
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Are you tall? And strong. And
you can jump. I got this. No
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problem.
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Oh yeah. When you get hit you
lose the power.
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Come on. Try again.
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Whoo.
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Whoo.
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Two,
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on and it's gone.
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Well, we have a long journey
ahead of us, mustache. But I
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didn't make it. You almost did?
No one gets it right away. How
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many tries did it take you? Uh
So many. I was not good at it.
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Worst than you. You got it
right away, didn't you? I
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thought it right away but I
grew up here. Okay, now you're
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just trying to make me feel
better. No. No. Is it working?
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A little bit. Yeah.
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One expansion
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My army.
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Soon we will arrive at the
mushroom kingdom. Yeah. Where
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after years of being sworn
enemies, I will ask their
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princess to marry me in a fairy
tale wallet.
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Did he say marry their
princess? Of course, she hates
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me but that makes me love her
all the more. Her heart-shaped
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bangs, the way she floats in
the breeze, her immovable tiara
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and when she sees this star, ho
ho ho wedding bells. Oh, what
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if she says no? Then I will
power up with this star and
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destroy the mushroom kingdom.
Prepare yourselves for the best
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wedding ever. It's going to
rock.
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Counting on us. No pressure.
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Our days of terror are almost
over. With the help of the Kong
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army, we will stop. Uh, who's
he?
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Nervous? Who? Me? Yes, a
little. Come on, guys. Hey,
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Mario. You know this guy? We're
best friends. But are we? Don't
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worry, I will protect you. A
toad brave enough to join me. I
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fear nothing. Well, that's
Allison. You're coming with us.
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Let's move. We're known to
protect you.
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Pretty incredible, huh? Me.
I'll never let anyone
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you're so cool and with my star
we're going to rule hate you
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understand I'm going to love
you till the very end Peaches,
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peaches, peaches, peaches,
peaches, peaches, peaches,
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peaches, peaches, peaches.
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Out What? A report from our
intelligence. A mustachio human
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has arrived in the mushroom
kingdom. The princess has been
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training him. They are up to
something sire. Sit. Jam with
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me.
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This human, where did he come
from? He unsure? Does the
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princess like him? Sire, look
in the mirror. You have nothing
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to worry about. I know that.
I'm not threatened. Fire he is
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and what they're planning. I'm
on it sir. May I lift the
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cover? Not yet. Pain is the
best teacher. No.
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Thinking about your brother?
We've never been apart this
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long. Don't worry. We're going
to save him.
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You don't seem like you're from
here. I don't know where I'm
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from. Yep. My earliest memory
is arriving.
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I was so lucky they found me.
They took me in. Raised me like
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one of their own and when I was
ready, they made me their
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princess.
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Hey, maybe you're from my
world. There's a huge universe
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out there with a lot of
galaxies.
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Huh?
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Counting in the dark lands.
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Leave him to me.
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What is your name? Luigi. Not
sure if you know who I am but
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I'm about to marry a princess
and rule the world. Wow. Yay.
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But there's one problem, Luigi.
There's a human travelling with
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my fiance. Has a mustache. Just
like you. Do you know him? No,
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No. What? A tough one I see.
Maybe this will get you to
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Do you think I know every human
being with a mustache wearing
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an identical outfit with a how
with a letter of his first name
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on it? Because I don't. Do you
know him? I know him. Yes, I
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know him. Yeah, he's my brother
Mario and he's the best guy in
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the world. Do princesses find
him attractive? They do it the
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after
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Get him out of my sight. We'll
see how chunk this Mario is
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when he watches me kill his
brother.
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Where am I?
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Home. Pay him no geed. He is
cute but he is. In in same
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world, it is the same who is
called crazy.
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How long you guys been in here?
Time like hope is an illusion.
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Please, we are depressed
enough. There's gotta be a way
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out of here. There's no speed.
The only hope is this legal
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leaf of death. Whoa. Oh, you
got to be kidding me. Oh,
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You ready? Hmm. Sure.
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How you doing? We are here to
see the king.
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Follow me. That gorilla's
wearing a sports coat. Feel
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underdressed?
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Pop in.
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All means coming.
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Great and mighty Cranti Kong.
So, I heard you want my army.
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Yes, your highness. Without
your help, the mushroom kingdom
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will be annihilated. What makes
you think you're worthy of
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fighting alongside the greatest
army in the world? Because we
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have heart and with your
strength, we can win. Okay,
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00:47:49,523 --> 00:47:55,123
Vibe. That's it? No, that's not
it. The answer is no. Goodbye.
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If the mushroom kingdom falls,
the jungle kingdom is next.
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We're not leaving without your
army.
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Who is this guy? Oh, he makes
me laugh. Alright tough guy.
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You want my army so badly.
Defeat my son in the great ring
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of calm. Give us a second. This
is a really, really bad idea.
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00:48:26,283 --> 00:48:29,243
Well, do you have another way
to save my brother? Are you two
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00:48:29,243 --> 00:48:36,463
done whispering? It's a little
rude. You, sir, have a deal.
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I'll fight you son and win. I'm
sure you will.
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Kick down.
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I'm talking
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Don't do that. Dad, wait back.
Enough with the showboating.
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What do you mean? They like it.
Dancing back. Okay Simmon down.
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I said summertown. That means
you didn't cuddle. Since I want
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this fight to last more than 5
seconds, I put power ups around
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the arena. You're welcome,
Mario. I don't need anything
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special to break every bone in
your tiny body.
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Alright.
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Okay. Guess you're not getting
my army. Four, five, Is this
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where you came for?
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00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:04,703
It is on like donkey
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00:51:10,223 --> 00:51:15,443
about to pick on someone your
own size.
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Bye. I guess he got the wrong
mushroom.
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Juice.
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Move. Move. Had enough? Close.
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00:52:39,223 --> 00:52:43,003
For me.
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He looks adorable. He really
does. Oh, what? I'm a cat. You
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got the cat box. Oh my. Oh, I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Now,
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you die. I'm a cat.
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Meow.
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The
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00:53:51,423 --> 00:53:54,923
you.
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Had enough. Even
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00:54:09,723 --> 00:54:13,583
I take that as a yes.
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00:54:31,223 --> 00:54:36,923
That was incredible. He got
feeding you senseless and you
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00:54:36,923 --> 00:54:40,763
just kept getting back up. You
just don't know when to quit.
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00:54:40,763 --> 00:54:44,363
Huh. Well, never thought of
that as a good thing. It's a
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00:54:44,363 --> 00:54:49,963
great thing. Thanks. I. I let
him win just for the record.
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00:54:49,963 --> 00:54:53,003
Really though? Why would you do
that? You want to know why?
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00:54:53,003 --> 00:54:56,843
It's mind your own business,
that one. Alright, giant
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00:54:56,843 --> 00:55:04,603
monkey. Enough. Get inside.
We've located Bowser's ship.
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00:55:04,603 --> 00:55:08,683
He's going to arrive at the
mushroom kingdom by sundown.
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00:55:08,683 --> 00:55:13,723
Lucky for you guys, I got a
shortcut. We beat him there and
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00:55:13,723 --> 00:55:20,163
ambush him. Yeah, I know.
That's why we're going to need
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00:55:20,163 --> 00:55:23,163
caught.
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00:55:38,723 --> 00:55:44,823
But what are you waiting for?
Pick your cards.
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00:55:49,823 --> 00:55:53,323
Oh
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00:55:56,623 --> 00:56:00,043
Hi
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This
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00:56:42,723 --> 00:56:47,863
I hate you. To the mushroom
kingdom and the biggest fight
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00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:53,463
of our lives. Here we go.
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00:57:09,223 --> 00:57:15,563
Princess Peach, here we are. I
guess love really makes a guy
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00:57:15,563 --> 00:57:18,843
come out of his shell.
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00:57:20,223 --> 00:57:28,563
Let's rule the world. Together,
forever. Will you marry me? Oh,
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00:57:28,563 --> 00:57:35,363
yeah. What? We have found the
princess and the mustachio
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00:57:35,363 --> 00:57:40,563
human. He has defeated Donkey
Kong and won the Kong Army. So
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00:57:40,563 --> 00:57:44,643
like Peach was super impressed?
It appears so. Yes. They are
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00:57:44,643 --> 00:57:47,363
heading toward their secret
passage. Oh, they think they
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00:57:47,363 --> 00:57:53,043
can surprise me, huh? Two can
play at that game.
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00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:18,423
Um noone panicked but the road
is about to end. Well then you
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00:58:18,423 --> 00:58:23,463
better step on the gas and
buckle up.
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00:58:56,723 --> 00:59:03,083
Anything like this in your
world? We don't drive on
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00:59:03,083 --> 00:59:06,523
rainbows. What are you going to
tell me next? That the turtles
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00:59:06,523 --> 00:59:12,203
are evil? No, no. Usually
Pence. No way. Come to Brooklyn
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00:59:12,203 --> 00:59:17,723
up by your turtle. Maybe I
will. Dude, is this you
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00:59:17,723 --> 00:59:21,483
flirting? This is painful. Just
out trying to be nice. You're
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00:59:21,483 --> 00:59:24,923
so embarrassing. A princess
would never go out with you.
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00:59:24,923 --> 00:59:31,083
Yes, she would. I guarantee she
would. Guys, enough.
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00:59:41,063 --> 00:59:44,563
It's
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00:59:54,723 --> 00:59:58,743
offensive position.
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01:00:49,003 --> 01:00:52,503
Whoa.
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01:00:53,563 --> 01:00:57,063
I'm
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01:01:52,723 --> 01:01:56,343
you princess.
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01:02:05,723 --> 01:02:10,063
Time to die, Mario.
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01:02:10,883 --> 01:02:18,183
Ha. Hey.
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01:02:28,223 --> 01:02:32,083
See you.
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01:02:35,223 --> 01:02:39,003
Woo hoo.
339
01:02:46,723 --> 01:02:51,623
Can't escape me.
340
01:03:13,723 --> 01:03:17,903
No. No.
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01:03:24,423 --> 01:03:27,923
Whoa.
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01:03:29,223 --> 01:03:33,643
We have to get home.
343
01:03:42,723 --> 01:03:49,223
I don't want the last thing I
hear before I die to be your
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01:04:18,723 --> 01:04:23,943
You saved my life. Yeah, well.
345
01:05:16,723 --> 01:05:24,123
Is gone. Bowser is coming. Head
into the forest. I'll buy you
346
01:05:24,123 --> 01:05:30,343
some time. You heard her.
Evacuate the city. Go with the
347
01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:35,223
others. I said I wouldn't let
anyone hurt you.
348
01:06:39,843 --> 01:06:49,403
Princess Peach, brave as ever.
As you can see, I have the
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01:06:49,403 --> 01:06:58,023
superstar. If you're going to
use it, use it now. No,
350
01:06:58,023 --> 01:07:04,023
princess. I stole this star for
us. I guess love really makes a
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01:07:04,023 --> 01:07:09,643
guy come out of his shell. I
told you that line wouldn't
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01:07:09,643 --> 01:07:15,003
work. You're doing great.
Peaches, with this star, we
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01:07:15,003 --> 01:07:20,643
will be invincible. We can rule
the world together forever.
354
01:07:20,643 --> 01:07:27,243
Will you marry me? Marry you?
Are you insane? I would never
355
01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:33,403
marry you. Maybe you should
reconsider.
356
01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:44,623
I'll marry you. Just don't hurt
my toes.
357
01:07:47,223 --> 01:07:51,483
You have my word.
358
01:08:14,623 --> 01:08:21,523
Life and present is where sound
359
01:08:27,223 --> 01:08:32,283
fresh meat for the grinder.
Who's this ray of sunshine?
360
01:08:32,283 --> 01:08:36,763
There's no sunshine, only
darkness. Shut up, shut up,
361
01:08:36,763 --> 01:08:42,383
shut up. Hello, prisoner. You
don't deserve this but you're
362
01:08:42,383 --> 01:08:48,983
invited to the Royal Where you
will all be ritualistically
363
01:08:48,983 --> 01:08:51,983
sacrificed.
364
01:08:54,763 --> 01:09:01,603
Finally, mercy. Mario.
365
01:09:12,723 --> 01:09:17,063
So this is the end. Being
slowly digested by an eel next
366
01:09:17,063 --> 01:09:20,103
to a idiot in overalls. Well at
least your brother isn't
367
01:09:20,103 --> 01:09:22,343
going to die because of you. At
least you're not going to die
368
01:09:22,343 --> 01:09:26,023
with your dad thinking you're a
joke. And while my dad thinks
369
01:09:26,023 --> 01:09:30,583
I'm a joke too. Yeah. Well.
Your dad's right. You know
370
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,943
what? I feel bad enough. Just
just leave me alone. I've never
371
01:09:33,943 --> 01:09:36,983
met your dad but he sounds
brilliant. Just go in a corner
372
01:09:36,983 --> 01:09:41,383
and smash and stop smash
monkey.
373
01:09:44,223 --> 01:09:48,563
Smash his bags.
374
01:10:46,223 --> 01:10:50,723
Princess, I got it. Great job.
Couldn't have you going out
375
01:10:50,723 --> 01:10:56,083
there without your bouquet.
It's perfect.
376
01:11:20,223 --> 01:11:25,643
I'll be sacrificing them in
your honor. Lower the
377
01:11:25,643 --> 01:11:28,643
prisoners.
378
01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:36,923
Leave it again.
379
01:11:38,003 --> 01:11:44,743
Drama. You really thought I'd
marry you? Kind of. I'd never
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01:11:44,743 --> 01:11:53,023
marry a monster. Then we are
breaking up right now.
381
01:12:24,723 --> 01:12:28,183
Let's go.
382
01:12:29,723 --> 01:12:34,543
You want to do this? Yes, I do.
383
01:12:57,723 --> 01:13:01,423
Woo hoo.
384
01:13:03,423 --> 01:13:06,923
Revolution.
385
01:13:08,563 --> 01:13:13,263
Hey, what is this dude?
386
01:13:21,203 --> 01:13:25,663
Really? Not at all.
387
01:14:31,223 --> 01:14:35,803
I told you. See? There's always
way together. Everything is
388
01:14:35,803 --> 01:14:42,043
going to be okay. Mario, why do
you look like a bear? What is
389
01:14:42,043 --> 01:14:44,683
this?
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01:14:45,343 --> 01:14:51,083
You did good, kid. Make your
pecks dance. You deserve it. No
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01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:55,083
time now. Definitely later.
392
01:15:06,223 --> 01:15:12,563
The bomber bill and destroy the
mushroom kingdom.
393
01:16:25,223 --> 01:16:29,163
Follow me.
394
01:17:20,723 --> 01:17:25,383
That's beautiful. You made this
395
01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:59,063
Mario? You're almost dead
tonight.
396
01:18:28,223 --> 01:18:31,603
Mario
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01:18:35,223 --> 01:18:42,903
Don't you want this? Oh
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01:18:49,723 --> 01:18:54,463
ruined my wedding. I was
399
01:18:56,223 --> 01:19:02,743
now you will suffer. Like me.
400
01:19:16,223 --> 01:19:21,683
You really thought you could
stop me? You worthless, weak,
401
01:19:21,683 --> 01:19:29,043
little nothing. Come out and
fight or are you too scared?
402
01:19:30,303 --> 01:19:35,163
Just what I thought.
403
01:19:52,463 --> 01:19:57,323
That's why the Super Mario
Brothers Army are to save a
404
01:19:57,323 --> 01:19:59,803
broken.
405
01:20:18,663 --> 01:20:22,163
Mexico.
406
01:20:27,723 --> 01:20:31,583
Leave him alone.
407
01:20:32,723 --> 01:20:37,523
You just don't know when to
quit. I've been told that
408
01:20:37,523 --> 01:20:40,083
before.
409
01:20:47,743 --> 01:20:52,043
That's mine.
410
01:21:13,223 --> 01:21:18,443
Nothing can hurt us as long as
we're together.
411
01:21:27,723 --> 01:21:31,183
And
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01:22:20,763 --> 01:22:24,263
Whoa.
413
01:23:16,263 --> 01:23:21,683
Peaches. Listen, this is not
the way I pictured it but give
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01:23:21,683 --> 01:23:28,083
me one more chance. Eww. No.
No. No. No. No. No.
415
01:23:31,223 --> 01:23:35,243
He got the blue mushroom. Hey,
told you I'd get you a pet
416
01:23:35,243 --> 01:23:43,623
turtle. Not bad, mustache. And
Luigi, you're so brave. Yeah,
417
01:23:43,623 --> 01:23:53,943
it's kind of my thing. A hero.
Mario, you are amazing. Thanks,
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01:23:53,943 --> 01:23:56,663
Daniel.
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01:24:04,223 --> 01:24:08,563
You are Superman.
420
01:24:16,723 --> 01:24:24,843
These are my boys. Woo hoo.
421
01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:54,503
Something.
422
01:24:55,723 --> 01:25:00,063
It's a beautiful day.
423
01:25:09,223 --> 01:25:12,843
Whoo hoo.
424
01:25:25,723 --> 01:25:30,943
Now that's a happy ending. Or
is it? Because everything's
425
01:25:30,943 --> 01:25:36,723
over now. And all that's left
is you and the infinite void.
426
01:25:36,723 --> 01:25:41,363
Kinda makes you want to play
saxophone, huh?
427
01:25:44,423 --> 01:25:47,923
You
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