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Get ready. Now.
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The readings are off the scale.
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No sign of it.
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Professor, he's coming back.
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Congratulations, professor.
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Your team did a fantastic job refitting
this vehicle for space travel.
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It's hard to believe it's the same
rocket that brought me to Earth.
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It was our honor, Superman.
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To study a vehicle like this
is any scientist's dream.
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Where did you say you
kept it all these years?
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- I didn't.
- Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
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I can't help wondering about the
civilizations on other worlds.
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Their great achievements,
their brilliant minds.
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I'm giving you geeks 10 seconds
before I frag everything in sight.
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One, 10.
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Not you, Sqweek.
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Hey, Lobo...
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long time no see.
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Emperor Spewge knows it was you
what pilfered his treasury, Sqweek.
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He's paying me to bring the dough
back in a nice little pile.
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- What about me?
- Same deal.
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Framed. I was framed.
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Is that so?
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No, no. Help!
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Hey, leave my little
brother alone.
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Well, if it ain't Gnaww Vermin
and his roach-motel rejects.
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Don't tell me you're
after this bounty too.
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If anyone's gonna collect on
Sqweek, it's gonna be family.
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- Hand him over.
- Sure.
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I was hoping I'd see some
excitement on this job.
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Guess not.
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Hold on, Sqweek.
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Lobo.
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Hey, wait.
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Old weasel spit.
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Too bad I can't stick around.
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Now I'm mad.
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Now I'm really mad.
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It's always sweeter collecting a reward
knowing you beat some other geek out of it.
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- The bounty hunter has entered range.
- Proceed.
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Holy fragarolli.
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Feels like I'm being torn apart.
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Cool.
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Oh, yeah. Someone is
definitely tired of breathing.
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Show yourself, you
slimy geek-wad.
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I am the Preserver.
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And I'm the night manager
at the Hotel d' Frag.
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Lookie there, it's
checkout time.
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Fragging gizzards.
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You are Lobo. Assassin,
brigand, sociopath, monster.
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You left out "scourge
of the cosmos."
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And the most ruthless bounty
hunter in the galaxy.
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I want to hire you.
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Sorry, dude. I'm
already on a job.
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Your prisoner will be
held until you return.
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Besides, this job should be no great
task to one with your skills.
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Behold. Gathered here are the
rarest creatures in the universe...
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each the last
survivor of its race.
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So you got a thing for
varmints, so what?
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Many years ago, the planet
Krypton was destroyed.
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I had long believed all members of
the Kryptonian race were extinct.
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Until I found evidence of one living
on a distant world called Earth.
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Looks like a first-class
wimp to me.
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He is more than he appears.
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Sluggo, I got better ways to waste my time
than rounding up bugs for your flea circus.
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So if you'll hand
over the runt...
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I'll cancel the homemade colostomy I'm
planning to inflict on your tiny, wrinkled...
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Oh, mama.
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That's a lot of mai tais.
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You deliver the last Kryptonian,
and the jewels are yours.
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Do we have a bargain?
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Hose down a cage, boss.
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You're getting a new monkey.
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Remember those blurry photos of UFOs
that looked like garbage pail lids?
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Well, we finally got one that's
as clear as it is confusing.
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After careful analysis, experts agree it's
a scroungy biker on a flying motorcycle.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, how's it going, chief?
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Maybe you can help me.
I'm new in town...
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and I'm looking to
find this geek here.
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Superman? We don't keep tabs on him.
He only shows up if there's trouble.
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I can do trouble.
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I'm confused, Kent.
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I've lived in Metropolis most of my life.
I don't know how some yokel...
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from Smallville is getting
every hot story in town.
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Well, Lois, the truth is I'm
actually Superman in disguise...
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I pretend to be a journalist to hear
about disasters as they happen...
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- and then squeeze you out of the byline.
- You're a sick man, Kent.
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You asked.
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Yeah, Lane.
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What? I'll be right there.
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Some lunatic's just opened
fire on the midtown...
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police station.
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00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,871
Oh, no you don't, Kent.
Not this time.
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This is getting lame. I
thought he'd be here by now.
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Mosquito.
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Time to up the ante,
I'm thinking.
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Finally. I've been trying to
get in touch with you all day.
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00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,425
- Who are you?
- I'm sorry.
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My card.
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The name's Lobo.
102
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,664
That's L as in "lacerate,"
O as in "obliterate"...
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00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,305
B as in "disembowel,"
and O as in...
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00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,970
I guess I can use "obliterate" twice.
What do you think?
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I think you're a
certifiable madman.
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Thanks.
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Superman, roll clear!
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Gas?
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Now you ankle suckers
are playing dirty.
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I'm losing it.
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Going under.
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Stay back.
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- What is it?
- I don't know.
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I've never seen a
creature like this.
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I love you too.
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First rule of hunting, Superdude.
Make the target come to you.
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00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,488
Good advice.
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Hey, no riders.
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Stop here, driver.
There they are.
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I don't believe it.
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Believe me, Mr. President. You have my
word that my new weapon system will...
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What the devil?
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- Look out.
- Look out.
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Look out.
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Dang, man. I gotta
say, I am impressed.
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I saw you go for the rocket, I
couldn't figure what you were doing.
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Then it hit me. You didn't
want no one hurt...
128
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,613
even if you took the
fragging yourself.
129
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,716
You actually care
about them geeks.
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They're human beings.
131
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,688
Yeah, well, they're gonna
have to make do...
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00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:12,450
without their big blue
babysitter from now on.
133
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,083
See, someone's paying me a heap
of cash for your carcass...
134
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:20,096
and the Main Man
always delivers.
135
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,970
Now the more you move,
the worse it'll hurt...
136
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,971
so feel free to go crazy.
137
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Excuse me?
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Leave him alone. Go
on, get out of here.
139
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,076
Well, little lady...
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hello.
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00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,581
Lois, stay back.
142
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Pipe down, junior.
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00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:49,090
Lois, huh? Guess that means you
know this loser, right, honey buns?
144
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,423
You his girlfriend or something?
145
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,565
Drop dead.
146
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:08,779
Of course, any babe with class would
rather be hanging with the Main Man.
147
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,376
Why don't you show old
Lobo how classy you are?
148
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,780
You pig.
149
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,281
I like a babe who plays rough.
150
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,616
Come on, let me have another.
Right here. Right...
151
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,186
You dirty frigging,
back-fragging, son of a...
152
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,331
Get maintenance teams
on every floor.
153
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:29,195
Put them on round the clock if you have to.
I want repairs completed...
154
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,395
- Kill, Main, frag, destroy.
- Immediately.
155
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,672
- Are you all right?
- Are you all right?
156
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,402
- I'm fine - I'm fine. Gotta go.
157
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,409
Give him one for me.
Make it a dozen.
158
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,814
Last call?
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00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,549
Already?
160
00:14:58,698 --> 00:14:59,926
Get up.
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00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,633
I said, get up.
162
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,698
You ain't half the boy scout
you're cracked up to be.
163
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,804
Looks like I'm in
for a real fight.
164
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,249
Think I'll take five until I'm
ready to resume kicking...
165
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:22,047
the collective butts of you and
everyone else on this dung heap. Ciao!
166
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,198
You've never tested the vehicle
in deep space before...
167
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,359
let alone under
combat conditions.
168
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,506
I can't risk that maniac coming
back to Earth, professor.
169
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,642
I've got one chance to drive
him away, and I'm taking it.
170
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,845
Sensors have picked up
his bike's ion trail.
171
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:51,742
He's close. But I can't
get a definite fix.
172
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,285
- Lobo calling.
- Hi there.
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00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,170
Okay, frag-face, let's tango.
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00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,320
I guess the only way to reason
with you is to take away your toy.
175
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,719
Hands off my hog.
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00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,200
Lobo has lured the
Kryptonian into range.
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00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,201
Excellent. Fire when ready.
178
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,337
Lights out, Clyde.
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00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,550
This can't be.
180
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,152
Krypton?
181
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,590
No, but an incredible
simulation.
182
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:48,559
Let me guess. You're the one
who hired Lobo to get me.
183
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:52,864
I do what I must to preserve species
threatened with extinction.
184
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,098
You are the last Kryptonian.
185
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,674
Therefore, your place is here.
186
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,936
I think not!
187
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Like Krypton's red sun...
188
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:07,782
this light cancels the unnatural abilities
given to you by the yellow sun of Earth.
189
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,146
I always strive for
complete accuracy.
190
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,449
Swell.
191
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,967
Hey, monkey, want a banana?
192
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:27,135
When I get out, I'm shoving that
arrogant smirk right down your throat.
193
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,534
Oh, yeah.
194
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:32,433
You know, I believe that Lois gal
might be getting a tad lonely...
195
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,080
now that you're doing time
in a cosmic petting zoo.
196
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,477
Maybe I'll go back
and cheer her up.
197
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,218
Of course, I do have to collect
the bounty on this geek first.
198
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,584
Emperor Spewge got a
bad temper on him.
199
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:50,161
Adios, wrinkles. You want any more
rare dorks snagged, you got my number.
200
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:54,891
Actually, there is one other
being I need for my collection:
201
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The last Zarnian.
202
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,902
That's rich. I'm
the last Zarnian.
203
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,667
I fragged the rest of the planet for
my high school science project.
204
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,105
Gave myself an A.
205
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,581
You ugly, two-timing...
206
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,418
big fragger. You...
207
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,589
just carved your own headstone.
208
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,326
Nobody...
209
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,261
double-crosses the Main Man.
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00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,267
Nobody.
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00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,701
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