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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
there was no one more important to me
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than my girlfriend, Brea.
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So, as our two-year anniversary
approached,
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I headed to Gimbels
to get her something special.
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Oh, Adam, I found it.
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Perfect gift for the most
important woman in your life.
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It holds coffee and the truth.
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Again, I'm looking for
a gift for my girlfriend.
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- It's already in the cart.
- How about this bracelet?
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Oh, Adam, women like
their jewelry to be flashy,
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ostentatious, and in-your-face big.
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Think the crown jewels
and then double it.
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I have $37.
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Stop shopping immediately.
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I have a menagerie of items
that would delight any woman.
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I told you, I don't need your help.
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Opposite! My intimate knowledge
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of ladies' needs and desires
is well-established.
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Is it, though?
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Item one... a deadly titanium crossbow.
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You and your gal pal
can spend a reckless evening
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at the junkyard
shooting out windshields.
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None of this sounds like
you waiting in the car.
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Item two... tighty whities,
the gentleman's lingerie.
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You give her a few
boudoir photos in these,
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she'll remember you forever.
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How could she not?
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I've saved the best for last.
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A bulk warehouse box of
Bonkers Fruit Chew candies.
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When she smooches you
to thank you, think of me.
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I'm not giving her
500 pieces of purple candy!
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Whatever! Have fun dying alone
with no cavities.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Look who I found hibernating
in the kids' section.
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I can't give Brea that.
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This is for me.
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This is my little Adam cuddle surrogate
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for when you leave me to go to NYU.
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You can't say no to me,
can you, schmoopie?
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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- You don't know who else kissed that bear.
- [Laughs]
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Hey, he's wearing the same shirt as you.
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[Laughs]
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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Subs by kinglouisxx
for www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was May 11, 1980-something,
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and Erica and Geoff
anxiously awaited news
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from, of all places, their bathroom.
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You got black mold.
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Oh, no!
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The silent killer
of the microfungus world.
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How did this happen?
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Heavy moisture in there.
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Like maybe you guys are leaving
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a lot of wet towels lying on the floor?
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I don't want to name any names,
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but, yes, someone in this couple
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habitually offends
in the way you mentioned.
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Are you sure that it's black mold?
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Because the stuff
that I was seeing in there
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looked more doody brown,
like your uniform.
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You saw it and didn't speak up?
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Erica, anything odd in here,
you have to speak up.
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I shared a bathroom with Barry
most of my life,
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so odd stuff is kind of the norm.
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You're probably gonna have to
clear out of here
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for a week or so.
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Great, so now what do we do?
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We'll go to a hotel.
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And pay for it with what, exactly?
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You're the neatnik.
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Don't you have a mold budget?
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Sorry, I didn't anticipate that
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my wife would be a wet towel abandoner.
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Ouch, Don Rickles.
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And, fine, we'll go to your parents'.
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My mom turned my room
into a knitting room.
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Between my yarn allergy and all
the needles, it's a death trap.
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I know of a place where
the price is right
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and the staff is always friendly.
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[Gasps] My sweet baby girl is home!
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Relax, we're only here for one week.
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We have black mold.
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It's really not a big deal.
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Please, my chiropractor's
receptionist's nephew
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slept in a bedroom with black mold.
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Soon he was carrying his lungs
around in a backpack,
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which he lost on an airplane,
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then he had to be hooked up
to one of those
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air pumps you use to inflate pool toys.
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Now he lives alone
in a park ranger tower,
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where the air is clean
and the woods are lonely.
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That seems scientifically accurate,
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but point is we're only here
for one week.
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A week with my baby and baby-in-law.
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I'm gonna hug whoever put that
black mold in your apartment.
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- You already are.
- [Knock on door]
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Howdy, neighbor.
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Oh, hello, newlyweds.
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They came back, John,
for the warmth of Mama's bosom.
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Does this mean that our trip
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to the commemorative plate expo is off?
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The unspoken caveat of
all my plans with you
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is "if nothing better comes along."
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I kind of wish those stinging
words had remained unspoken.
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We don't want to stop you
from doing anything.
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It's not just anything.
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I don't know if you know this,
but I'm an avid trader
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of commemorative presidential plates.
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I'm currently one Calvin
Coolidge away from a full set.
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I definitely listened
all the way through that.
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We should get settled.
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I guess I'll be the one
to put our bags away.
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GLASCOTT: Ah, young love.
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Or what I would imagine
young love to be.
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I didn't start dating until I was 27.
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Did something seem off about them?
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I haven't seen Geoff that edgy
since Groundhog Day.
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He's not good with suspense.
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I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
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Sounds intrusive. Count me in.
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As my mom sensed an impending
storm between Erica and Geoff,
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my anniversary with Brea
was nothing but sunshine.
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"Star Wars: Return of the Jedi:
Ewok Adventure."
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Brea, you really nailed my gift.
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Eh, you're easy to shop for.
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I just think, "Hey,
that's maybe science fiction,"
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and then I get it.
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Well, I got you something, too.
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Having you open your heart
and express yourself
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on this borderline holiday
is like a prayer.
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Holy crap, Adam. Madonna tickets?
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"IOU one exquisite evening
with Madonna."
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She's in Philly this week.
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But it's a bit out of my price range.
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It's okay. I love the thought.
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But I couldn't have gone anyway.
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My older sister is in town.
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Claire? She is?
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I had no idea.
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Neither did I.
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But that's kind of how Claire is.
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She plays by her own rules.
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Oh, like Eddie Murphy
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in "Beverly Hills Cop 1" and/or "2"?
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If that helps you understand it,
then sure.
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Anyway, I'm sorry.
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I know it's our anniversary,
but she's taking me to dinner.
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Maybe I can come along.
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Look, I just don't think
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you tagging along is such a great idea.
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Since our parents split, it's been...
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pretty complicated between us.
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This is just how it has to be
with her, okay?
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Don't read anything into it.
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Read everything into it.
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Is that my Push-Up?!
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I hid it in a bag of frozen corn!
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Oh, I know all your frozen-corn tricks.
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And it's so obvious.
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Brea thinks you're a wuss,
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and she can't bear her sister
finding that out.
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- That's not true.
- Your clothing, glasses,
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body shape, hair, face,
and smell would beg to differ.
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Too far, but also plausible.
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Okay. What do you know about her?
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- I think she's a mechanic.
- Uh-oh.
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She's a tough badass who likes
to get her hands dirty.
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I work with my hands...
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puppetry, claymation, joy-sticking.
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Oh, no! We're very different people.
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Exactly. The older sister Bee
sounds like the alpha.
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- You should steer clear.
- But I really want to meet her.
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She's obviously important to Brea.
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Then you'll have to earn her respect
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in the only way possible...
out-Claire Claire.
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Right. And that specifically means?
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Crash their sisterly dinner.
Wear sunglasses inside.
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Be in charge.
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Tell the waitress you'll have the usual,
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even if you've never been there before.
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Take her seat
even if she's sitting in it.
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And you're certain this will work?
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I'm saying it, so I must be sure.
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Here's a pad and pen. Take notes.
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Alphas never take notes!
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Now pick it up!
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Um... no?
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Good. You've already learned
everything I can teach you.
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As Barry prepared me
to meet Brea's sister,
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my mom was trying to find out
what was going on with mine.
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You guys haven't left your room
all morning.
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Everything okay?
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ERICA: All good. We're fine.
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No takers on your
ricottastuffed river fish?
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- Shockingly, no.
- Mm.
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I need to know what's going on
between them.
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Oh, to be a fly on the wall. [Chuckles]
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Except for the insanely short life-span.
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That's it. I don't need to
get in when I could listen in.
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To the dining-room air vent,
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where I've spied on Erica
throughout her childhood.
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Oh, rats and phooey.
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I, too, need to know
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my neighbor's daughter's
marital secrets.
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I feel like a movie spy.
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Should we have code names?
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I'll be "The Snowman,"
and you'll be "Legs."
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I'm obviously "Champagne Grizzly."
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And shh! I don't want to miss anything.
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[Sighs] I got to say,
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there's something nice about
being back in my own room.
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Well, you're certainly comfy,
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because there goes the towel
right where I lay my head.
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Relax. My mom will pick it up.
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She's right. I will.
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You're not being considerate of me.
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Remind me... when we exchanged vows,
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did you promise to spend
all of your waking hours
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talking about towels?
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Because you're making good
on that one, buddy.
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She "buddied" him. That's not good.
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It's the reason we have
black mold and had to come here.
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We don't know that.
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And if you're so unhappy,
you can always leave.
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Leave the house?
Leave the marriage? Leave what?
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- Hang it up.
- Oh, I will.
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And I think I know the perfect place.
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Damn it! Suddenly, I can't hear a peep.
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You threw a towel at me.
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I kind of did. Sorry.
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I'm sorry, too, for getting all crazy.
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No, you were right to be crazy.
I'll try harder.
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What's happening?
The silence is deafening.
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You don't think Erica killed him.
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Worse. I think their marriage
is on the rocks.
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I don't think that's worse, but, oh, no!
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While my mom made imagined
drama between Erica and Geoff,
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I was about to make my big entrance.
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And that night,
following Barry's advice,
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I was the alpha... sorta.
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Look out, guy!
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I'm walkin' here.
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I'll have my usual.
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I don't know you.
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Figure it out...
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Joe's.
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That's the name of the diner.
252
00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,793
Got it!
253
00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,753
'Sup? I think you're in my seat.
254
00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:24,879
Adam, what are you doing?
255
00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,007
Just tryin' to sit
where the sittin's good.
256
00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,133
Know what I'm sayin', chief?
257
00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:31,219
Hold on. Is this Adam Goldberg?
258
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,763
I'm not sure it is.
259
00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:34,973
Oop!
260
00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,975
This chair was not built for
backwards sitting.
261
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,059
Hiya, toots.
262
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,686
Funny guy coming through.
263
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,312
You were so right, Brea.
264
00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,064
This guy's the freakin' best.
265
00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,483
So hilarious, like a young Rick Moranis.
266
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,485
You think I'm as funny as Rick Moranis?
267
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,571
Hell yeah! I'm talking Moranis
in "Strange Brew."
268
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,281
"Take off, you hoser!"
269
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,574
"You take off, eh?"
270
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,367
[Both laugh]
271
00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,453
Brea, your sister called me a hoser.
272
00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,537
It's a real connection
273
00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,456
through the art of
gentle Canadian insults.
274
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,374
That is questionably great,
275
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,043
but what exactly are you doing here?
276
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,252
I know it sounds stupid,
277
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,420
but I thought you were
embarrassed of me.
278
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,755
What's there to be embarrassed about?
279
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,673
You're the frickin' boss, handsome.
280
00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,341
Hear that? Handsome.
281
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,302
All right, Brea told me
it's your anniversary,
282
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:16,473
so how about I get us all
tickets to the Madonna show?
283
00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,891
- What?!
- Oh, no, no, no.
284
00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,142
You don't have to do that,
Claire, really.
285
00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,268
Are you kidding me?
286
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,020
You've been talking about
this concert forever.
287
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,396
- I...
- Brea, come on.
288
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,607
I know I haven't always
been the best big sister.
289
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,400
I mean, when things went
sideways with Mom and Dad,
290
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,902
I just had to get out of there.
291
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,028
Which you definitely did.
292
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,113
Look, it doesn't make up
for me not being around,
293
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,407
but at least let me do this for you.
294
00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,326
Please? Please, please?
295
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,369
Don't be a hoser, eh?
296
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,913
Oh, hoser.
297
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,873
Don't... Come on.
Uh, she's not saying "no."
298
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,333
Thank you, Claire.
That would be amazing.
299
00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,334
[Laughs]
300
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,794
Yep, showing up uninvited
301
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,337
couldn't have gone any better...
302
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,713
until it happened to me.
303
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,174
Knock-knock! Is this one of
those co-ed-toilet deals?
304
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,842
Oh, my God! It's super not.
305
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,636
You can't be in here.
306
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,762
Eh, sure I can.
307
00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,555
The line for the ladies' is stupid.
308
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,182
Well, I'll just get out
of your way then.
309
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,934
Before you do, there's actually
310
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:04,062
something personal I wanted to
talk to you about.
311
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,856
More personal than storming into
a gentleman's inner sanctum?
312
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,276
So, I called Doug at Ticketron,
and yikes!
313
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,112
You know that Madonna song
"Like a Virgin"?
314
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,115
Well, she's certainly
screwing me with these prices.
315
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,077
[Crying]
316
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,954
I just wanted to give my little sis
317
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,248
a little slice of happiness, you know?
318
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,375
Um, well, we don't need front row.
319
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,962
It's not my fault my dog needs
exploratory eye surgery, right?
320
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,797
Maybe you should tell Brea
about all of this.
321
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,048
She'll understand.
322
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,633
Yeah, tell her that her older sister,
323
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,218
who's supposed to be there for her,
324
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,053
has once again let her down.
325
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,096
Um...
326
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,932
When our dad moved out, where was I?
327
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,350
In the wind.
328
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,811
"The wind" being the beaches of
Corpus Christi, Texas.
329
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,522
It's a big town with a small-town feel.
330
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,357
Please stop. I'll get the tickets.
331
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,608
Don't worry.
332
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,235
You'll fully purchase all the tickets?
333
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,445
You're not just a gift to my sister.
334
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,072
You're a gift to me.
335
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,365
Come in here.
336
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,075
Oh! [Chuckles]
337
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,745
Meeting Brea's sister
didn't go as expected,
338
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,455
so I had no choice but to turn
339
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,291
to an unexpected source for help.
340
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,042
BARRY: Hey! I was watching that!
341
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,295
He's an American werewolf,
but in London.
342
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,629
Think of the culture shock.
343
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,006
Brea's sister cried.
344
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,216
You did it! You slayed the dragon.
345
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,342
You're the alpha now.
346
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,802
It doesn't feel like a win.
347
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,638
I got to somehow buy Madonna
tickets for all three of us.
348
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,515
Ha! She fooled you with her phony tears?
349
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,892
She's back to being the alpha.
350
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,351
No, the tears were real.
351
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,020
Boom! You're the alpha again.
352
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,521
Stop saying "alpha."
353
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,565
Brea thinks she and her sister
are making progress,
354
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,483
but, really, I'm covering for her.
355
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,027
You've clearly inserted yourself
356
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,404
into a very complex family dynamic.
357
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,156
Don't know why
you tried to be the alpha.
358
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,574
And now where am I gonna find
that kind of money
359
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,159
for stupid Madonna tickets?
360
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,410
Have you seen your room?
361
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,454
It's filled with toys. Sell them all.
362
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,580
But I cherish those.
363
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,166
Dude, you have like 10 Smurfettes.
364
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,918
Each one is posed differently.
365
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,669
Your call, but Brea's gonna be crushed.
366
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,672
I guess I could part with a few
of my lesser Smurfs.
367
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,007
Barry does it again.
368
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,593
Now move it so I can watch
this werewolf chap.
369
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,136
[Laughs]
370
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,223
So, once again, for some
reason, I listened to Barry.
371
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,098
Claire!
372
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,516
CLAIRE: There's the guy.
373
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,060
About our chat in the john
the other night,
374
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,770
I was in a weird headspace.
375
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,104
A few too many Molsons.
376
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,023
Why do I keep betting on
professional bowling?
377
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,816
There's no way to know. But here.
378
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:14,859
Goldie, what'd you do?
379
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,195
Me, you, Brea, Madonna.
380
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,447
Whoa! Row YY!
381
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,324
I guess that's still in the building.
382
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,660
But, hey, I got to tell Brea the truth.
383
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,787
- You bought these.
- Oh, that's not...
384
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:26,829
Twist my arm, why don't you.
385
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,331
Okay, I'll take the "W" on this one.
386
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,707
You get the next one.
387
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,542
- Hey, Brea!
- Let me guess.
388
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,919
More scratchers I get to help with
389
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,045
since your nails are too short?
390
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,756
As a fellow biter, I get it,
but take a look.
391
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,383
Madonna tickets?!
392
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,717
Seriously?!
393
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,469
- [Both laugh]
- Oh, my God!
394
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,137
Did I knock it out of the park?
395
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,931
Claire, this is too much.
396
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,057
It was literally nothing.
397
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,684
I wouldn't say that.
398
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,561
There are all kinds of handling
fees they don't tell you about.
399
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,063
But, hey, Madonna!
400
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,565
While I helped Brea's sister
out of a bind,
401
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,442
my mom was tied in knots.
402
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,986
Oh, this is terrible.
403
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,696
If what the vent suggests is true,
404
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,391
Erica's marriage is in shambles.
405
00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:02,615
[Gasps] Mother father!
406
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,909
She's destined to become
a spite-filled spinster.
407
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,160
We have to do something.
408
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,538
We? This goes beyond neighborly duties.
409
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,123
You're the key to this whole thing.
410
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,208
If I go up there,
they're gonna kick me out,
411
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,835
but you're a counselor.
412
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,004
A guidance counselor,
not a marriage counselor.
413
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,255
You can do anything.
414
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,841
You got Alan Friedbaum
into SUNY Purchase.
415
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:20,967
I did do that somehow.
416
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,844
And he's not your
standardized-test taker.
417
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,888
- And his tardiness? Whoo!
- Exactly.
418
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,725
Now please help me get my baby
into the University of Love.
419
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,977
The U of L?
That's a reach for all of us.
420
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,770
But I guess it is just
talking and listening.
421
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,189
Yes, two things you're doing
too much of right now. Go.
422
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,275
And, so, against his better judgment...
423
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,152
and the most basic common sense...
424
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,528
Mr. Glascott, our neighbor,
425
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,322
was on a mission to save a marriage
426
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,698
that didn't need saving.
427
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,158
There they are.
428
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,409
Mr. Glascott.
429
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,328
What are you doing
in my childhood bedroom?
430
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,580
Just following the sounds
of love and happiness.
431
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,248
That's what I'm hearing in here, right?
432
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,624
Um... I guess.
433
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,211
Don't guess. Let's know.
434
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,713
Are you allowed to sit on my bed?
435
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,049
Probably not. But I need your help.
436
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,925
There's this high-school couple
437
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,261
that are both trying
to get into Rutgers.
438
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,095
What couple?
439
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,222
Their names are Jeff and Erica.
440
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,891
They have the same names as us?
441
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,560
Uh, no. His is Jeff with a "J,"
442
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,479
not an insane "G," like yours.
443
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,231
- What's happening?
- So, Jeff and Erica... not you...
444
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,610
are very much in love,
but they have an issue.
445
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,279
It seems that Erica's
kind of a sneaky pig,
446
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,908
and J-Jeff is always having to
mop up her sloppy-slop.
447
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,326
What does this have to do with Rutgers?
448
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,410
Rutgers?
449
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,745
Oh, yeah, Rutgers.
450
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,955
Now, imagine you, Geoff and Erica,
451
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,749
are Jeff and Erica.
452
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,667
How would you two talk this out?
453
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,419
I probably wouldn't,
because I haven't been following
454
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,213
a single thing that you've said.
455
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,632
Hey, what about you,
Geoff who's in front of me?
456
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,842
Does the other Jeff
have a reason to vent?
457
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,595
And by "vent," I mean
express one's feelings,
458
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,641
not a vent that transmits air
and sometimes secrets.
459
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,434
- Um...
- You know what?
460
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,686
Thank you so much, Mr. Glascott.
461
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,647
Um, this has been so nice.
462
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:01,025
Has it? I feel there's been some
confusion about the names.
463
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,151
For sure. I'll see you downstairs.
464
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,862
- Okay.
- Yeah.
465
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,198
My mom's been listening to us
through the vent!
466
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,909
Oh, no! Why did you make me
rank all the Frentas?!
467
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,744
Now she knows I put my mom last!
468
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,247
Did she send Glascott up here
to fix our marriage?
469
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,498
Obviously, a boy is just not
470
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,958
thinking of his mother in that way.
471
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,085
If she wants to listen to what's
going on with our marriage,
472
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,628
we'll make it worth her while.
473
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,963
I should have just said,
"I'm not ranking them."
474
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,589
That's so weird!
475
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,716
While Erica was determined
to get back at my mom,
476
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,969
we were ready to get into the groove.
477
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,470
This is so awesome.
478
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,763
I can't believe we're actually here.
479
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,723
I know. Somewhere not too far from here
480
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,309
is the lady who sang that song
from the movie "Vision Quest."
481
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,936
Whoa! Look at all that stuff for sale!
482
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,563
Um, I'm gonna go get some lace gloves
483
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,941
and a T-shirt for you, 'cause thanks.
484
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,985
Children's large. I like 'em snug.
485
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,696
Goldie, I got to thank you again.
486
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:47,989
You did me a solid.
487
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,699
Two, if you count paying for parking.
488
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:50,616
Put it on my tab.
489
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,784
Anyone got tickets?
490
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,578
I will pay anything.
491
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:54,787
Sorry, lady. No can do.
492
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,289
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horses.
493
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,832
- How much we talking?
- ADAM: What?!
494
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,375
You can't seriously be considering
495
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,294
selling the ticket that I...
quick reminder...
496
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,503
bought for you.
497
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,796
No, of course not.
498
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,631
But, also, hear me out.
499
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,757
Maybe?
500
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,509
I have $300.
501
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,219
Sold to the lady with the crazy eyes!
502
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,013
- [Squeals]
- What are you doing?!
503
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,848
Making everything right.
504
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,558
Look. There's your cash.
505
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,311
And now you and my little sis
can celebrate your anniversary.
506
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,729
Won't this upset Brea?
507
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,106
She was finally excited
to spend some time with you.
508
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,399
Nah. She's resilient.
509
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,109
She won't even bat an eye
when you tell her.
510
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,986
- Me?!
- I believe in you.
511
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,072
Where's Claire going?
512
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,951
She said she wants to
leave us two lovebirds alone.
513
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,787
She sold her ticket, didn't she?
514
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,081
It's super-cool how
you know her so well.
515
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,002
Buying those tickets proved costly.
516
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,796
Meanwhile, Erica was gonna
make my mom pay.
517
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,216
Oh! I hear movement.
518
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,634
Okay, when I uncover the vent,
519
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,052
you and I are gonna have a fake fight.
520
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,595
- Why, exactly?
- To mess with my mom
521
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,390
as revenge for violating our privacy.
522
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,975
Damn it to hell, Erica.
523
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,352
[Quietly] Comin' in hot. I like it.
524
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,979
How can there possibly be
more towels on the floor?!
525
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,147
Oh, that's good.
526
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,607
[Loudly] I don't need to
hang up my towels.
527
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,775
That's why I married you.
528
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,944
Oh! They're engaging about
their core issue.
529
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,820
Quiet, John!
This is none of your business.
530
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,656
You promised me
you were gonna try harder.
531
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,492
And you promised me a Steak-umm,
and, yet, your hand is empty.
532
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,493
I'm sick of it!
533
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,827
[Quietly] Nice! You've got some chops.
534
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,121
[Loudly] And I, too, am sick of it!
535
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,166
Why is it so hard for you to
consider my feelings?
536
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,293
Dude, dial it back.
You're leaving us nowhere to go.
537
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,004
Oh, I'll tell you where I'm
going... anywhere but here.
538
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,839
Are you being serious right now?
539
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,883
I am. Sorry to be such a wet blanket.
540
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,718
Or should I say "wet towel,"
541
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,595
something you're more familiar with.
542
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,722
They're coming. Act natural.
543
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,976
Geoff, wait!
544
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,521
You're right, Beverly.
The world would look different
545
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,274
through Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's eyes.
[Chuckles]
546
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,735
After getting involved in
my girlfriend's relationship
547
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,905
with her sister, I was looking
to my dad for some wisdom,
548
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,574
but it was after 8:00.
549
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,450
Don't bother.
He ate a dozen garlic knots
550
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,868
and watched "Murder, She Wrote."
551
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,412
- His day is done.
- Damn it!
552
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,913
I really screwed up things with Brea.
553
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,665
Well, at least you still
have all your toys.
554
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,874
I don't!
555
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,377
I never should have gotten
involved in the first place.
556
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,338
Look, you'll never understand
what it's like for Brea.
557
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,881
And how could you?
558
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:14,343
Her relationship with her sister
was shaped by divorce,
559
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,345
while our parents are nothing but happy.
560
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,555
Look at this guy.
561
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,182
He is the epitome of stability.
He's a rock.
562
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,518
He does have many rock-like properties.
563
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,687
He's a shining example
of what we'll emulate
564
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:25,980
in our own marriages.
565
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,189
I guess we are pretty lucky.
566
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,442
- The luckiest.
- Thanks, Bar.
567
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,652
Growing up, Barry often gave me
lousy advice,
568
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,070
but every once in a while,
569
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,865
he knew exactly
what he was talking about.
570
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,992
- Hey.
- Hey.
571
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:42,246
Look, I never should have got
between you and your sister.
572
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,082
- Told you.
- I know.
573
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,127
I was just trying so hard
to make everyone happy,
574
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,297
I ended up making no one happy.
575
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,840
I'm so sorry.
576
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,967
It's all right. [Chuckles]
577
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,677
I can't tell you how many times
578
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,095
I've wanted her to be there for me,
579
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,640
and she just couldn't do it.
580
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,433
Maybe not.
581
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,684
But I can.
582
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,563
Maybe that's why I like you so much.
583
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,939
I always thought it was because of
584
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,297
my explosive masculinity
and rugged good looks.
585
00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:12,251
[Laughs]
586
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,486
Yeah, that too.
587
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,780
Also...
588
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,115
I know this may not have
been a great anniversary,
589
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:23,704
but these last two years
have been the best of my life.
590
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:28,000
♪
591
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,961
[Madonna's "Crazy For You" playing]
592
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,507
You know, concert's not over yet.
593
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,928
[Laughs]
594
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:42,348
Sorry about the whole vent thing.
595
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,652
- [Clears throat]
- We agreed we weren't gonna talk.
596
00:19:44,754 --> 00:19:46,769
Of course. And I will honor that.
597
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,354
But before I do, I just got to say,
598
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,606
you've got to pick up those towels.
599
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,401
- You're on his side?
- No sides.
600
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,735
Just some gentle advice
601
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,863
from someone who's been
happily married for 25 years.
602
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,323
Well, no, thank you.
603
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,076
Look, you are a strong-willed
woman, and that's great,
604
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,371
but sometimes [chuckles]
you just don't listen.
605
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,914
I'm definitely not right now.
606
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,499
You may think his towel obsession
607
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,710
is a little bit silly... and it is...
608
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,378
but to him, it matters.
609
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,379
I know.
610
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,256
I also know my carelessness caused
611
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,550
a toxic cloud of black mold.
612
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,884
But I don't like to be wrong.
613
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,010
♪ What I'm dying to say is that ♪
614
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:23,222
- That's why I never am.
- ♪ I'm crazy for you ♪
615
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,058
- ♪ Touch me once, and you'll know it's true ♪
- Thanks, Mom.
616
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,686
And, look, if you ever just
need someone to listen,
617
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,855
I'll always be here.
618
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,273
I know.
619
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,234
- Whether I want it or not.
- ♪ It's all brand-new ♪
620
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,194
♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪
621
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,113
Sometimes, just loving someone
isn't enough.
622
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,031
♪ You'll feel it in my kiss
because I'm crazy for you ♪
623
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,784
Relationships take work.
624
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,036
But if you do something
as simple as listen...
625
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,663
What's going on in here?
626
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,040
I added a few extra towel hooks.
627
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,876
Wow. That is way too many.
628
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,753
And I love it.
629
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,421
Well, I love you.
630
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,882
...you'll realize even the small things
631
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,175
can make a big difference
632
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,510
to the people you care about the most.
633
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,845
♪ I'm crazy for you ♪
634
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,932
I guess this one's fine.
635
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,017
No, those are large.
636
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,518
You're more of an athletic medium.
637
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,562
Just get what you want so we can
get this over with.
638
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,522
Boom! Silk boxers.
639
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,774
So slippery and elegant.
640
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:15,900
Not on my watch.
641
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,736
That is the underpant of Los Angeles.
642
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,322
Fine! Then I'm going commando...
nothing at all.
643
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,656
Where's the nearest changing room?
644
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,325
I'm starting now.
645
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,411
So, medium seems fine.
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