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[Harley] Bam! Biff! Pow! Zoom!
Boom! Kachow!
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Uh, these are just some
of the noises you'll hear
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-when I beat
your shockingly flat ass...
-[grunts]
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...if you don't spill
where the hell Frank is.
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Who's Frank?
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You know damn well
who Frank is,
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and you better squeal,
Richie Rich.
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-You won't kill me.
-Oh, and why's that?
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Dead men tell no tales.
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[sighs]
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Oh, we'll see.
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[captivating music playing]
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[scoffs]
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Ahh! Damn it!
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You don't wanna talk, huh? Huh?
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Oh, we've got ways
to make you talk, pal.
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Ivy, how do we make him talk?
We have tried everything.
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We need help.
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[Dr. Psycho] You know,
I too used to have
a temper problem.
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But with the help
of Mayor Joker's
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Passions, Not Prisons
reform program,
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I found an outlet
for my judgmental rage,
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hosting this very
self-help podcast.
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All right, next caller.
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[man] Hey, Doctor Psycho!
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Uh, first time,
long time, uh...
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- My name is... Reign.
-Oh.
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- And I am having
a personal crisis.
-Mm-hmm.
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Do I serve vengeance
upon my foes in a merciless
shower of death?
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-Oh.
-Or do I let it go and... and
buy another pasta maker?
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Well, Reign, that's a big Q,
and one I will answer
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after this ad.
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-[music plays]
-Folks, why should Superman
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be the only one
with great underpants?
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With new LexFlex technology,
Lex--
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[glass shatters]
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Ah, Great!
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You ruined a perfectly clean
ad read, you shithead!
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We'd literally come
to anyone else if we could,
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but we need your help, Psycho.
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We need you, Doctor Psycho.
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I'm listening.
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[ Frasier theme-style music
playing]
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[Harley]
Honestly, I learned more
from watching Frasier
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than I did
from all of med school.
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Shark! Ey!
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-[cat meowing]
-Okay, this is so embarrassing,
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but I honestly can't recall
your name.
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It's Clayface.
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No, I'd remember
if it's that stupid.
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[laughing] I got a client
with a similar kink.
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Woo, it's not for me,
but I get the broader appeal.
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Oh, hell no!
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You didn't say you wanted to go
into Bruce Wayne's mind.
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He's the point-zero-one
percent.
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They're the real freaks.
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Psycho, we're begging ya.
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-He stole Frank!
-[grunts]
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All right, I'll do it.
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On one condition.
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I want Harley
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to guest on my pod.
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That's right! She's a real get.
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Besides, I'm getting crushed
in downloads
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by Killer Croc's
weepy memoir show,
I need the ratings.
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Oh, I'm behind on Thick Skin.
So, please no spoilers.
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All right, Quinn.
You in or what?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Thank you.
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My producer Ben
will be in touch.
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All right, let's do this.
Assume the position.
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[rousing music plays]
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Look, I'm out
of motion-sickness pills,
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so I volunteer
to watch the bodies.
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All right, kids. It's showtime!
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[grunting]
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[growling]
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Ma-ma-ma-mamacita!
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[all screaming]
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-Shit, that hurts.
-Where are we?
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Where is
his Museum of Memories,
like in my brain?
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All I see is Gotham,
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but grittier.
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Okay, where can we find
his latest memories?
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Like, the most recent ones?
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I don't know. Ask them.
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[exclaims]
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[laughing]
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[grunts]
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[Clayface] Egad! It's him.
The reason we came.
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-Frank?
-No!
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Thomas Wayne!
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And do my eyes deceive me
or has he a mustache?
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What other secrets
has he been hiding?
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There is so much I can learn
from watching the man
I shall be portraying
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on the most important night
of his life:
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his death!
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Any minute
he'll walk into Crime Alley,
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and then so too
will his murderer!
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Right, it's Joe Cool!
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No, that's Joe Chill.
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Joe Cool is when Snoopy wears
those, like, sunglasses
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and pretends
to be a college student.
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I thought Joe Cool
was the camel that sold
cigarettes to children.
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No, That's Joe Camel,
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-and he doesn't--
-[gunshots]
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Great. We missed it.
Now they're dead.
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Too busy arguing
about fucking Snoopy.
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-[Little Bruce sobbing]
-Bruce!
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Where the hell is Frank?
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Ive, it's not happening.
He's in a state
of extreme trauma.
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I'm also a doctor, and I second
everything she just said.
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[Poison Ivy] Okay, so then
this memory is useless.
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We need to find
a more recent one ASAP
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and then see Frank
for ourselves.
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All right.
Well, let's take his ride.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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Where to, Master Not-Wayne?
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Bruce's latest memory,
and step on it!
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As soon as we get to
the memory, we then need to--
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-[brakes screech]
-Ow! Fuck!
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We've arrived.
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Wait, what's going on here?
What is this?
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Huh...
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[giggling]
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[gunshots]
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[eerie music playing]
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[gunshots]
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[Little Bruce giggling]
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[grunting playfully]
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[gunshots and giggling
looping]
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So, uh...
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Oh, were his parents murdered?
I'm not quite getting it.
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Could you show us
a thousand more fucking times?
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[gunshots]
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Oh, man, I cannot believe
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we are being subjected to this
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multiple times.
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I've only read about this
in journals.
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Yeah, but what is this?
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This is
a reverse-repressed memory,
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meaning Bruce Wayne's repressed
every memory in his life,
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except this one.
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He's forever stuck
in a memory loop
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of his parents' murder.
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-[gunshots continue looping]
-God, it's hard not to feel
sorry for the kid.
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[sniffles]
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Well, guess what,
I don't feel anything for him
because the fucker stole Frank.
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Let's be honest,
you don't really need me
for this part, so uno momento.
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-Oh, Mr. Wayne.
A word, perhaps?
-[Little Bruce giggling]
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-Oh, Mr. Wayne!
-[gunshots]
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[exclaims]
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-[gunshots]
-Ugh, come on. So close.
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-[gunshots]
-[Clayface exclaims]
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I was wondering
if you could answer
a few questions about--
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-[gunshots]
-Jesus! God!
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Thomas, help me
get into character.
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How are you feeling
just moments before your death?
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-My what?
-[groans]
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You know what, this is my bad.
You know why?
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Because I actually thought
that you could be useful,
you useless fuck.
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Harley, you need to deal
with your woman,
she's being a little--
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[suspenseful music plays]
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Harley?
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[Harley grunts]
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Are you shitting me?
[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[grunts] Oof!
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[uneasy music playing]
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Close your eyes, kid.
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-[gunshots]
-[bodies thud]
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[growls]
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Why the hell did you do that?
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I thought if I stopped the kid
from crying, he could help us.
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Oh, God! Didn't you learn
anything from last time?
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You can't mess
with a memory,
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-or else--
-[both yelp]
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[crying] I beg you, Mr. Wayne,
with your final breath,
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tell me your life's motivation.
What is your rosebud?
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My rosebud is...
is also a... sle...
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A what? A what?
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Also, a sleee what?
A what? A what?
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[yelps]
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[purring]
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-[cats yelp]
-[groans]
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How'd it go?
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I must call James Gunn
immediately.
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Harley?
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Harley!
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Why... Why isn't she waking up?
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We need to go back in,
we need to save her right now.
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[screaming]
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Nope, it's not gonna happen.
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Bruce's brain is on lockdown,
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but his subconscious
must still want Harley
for something.
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The only way out now
is from the inside.
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Harley is on her own.
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Oh, my God. What if...
What if Joe Chill shoots her?
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Die in the head, die for real.
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The rules have stayed
very consistent
every time we do this.
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Please be okay, Harley.
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Please be okay.
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God, you're heavy!
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[ominous music playing]
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[growls]
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[gunshots]
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[gasps]
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Okay. I know a fun game.
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Hey! Hey, how about...
How about you focus yourself
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and you try and think
of a different memory.
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Preferably a happy one
with, like, no murderers.
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Uh, maybe mini-golf,
or how about a merry go round?
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All I see is darkness.
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Okay. Come on, kid.
We're improvising.
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Ugh!
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[growls]
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-[gunshots]
-[yelping]
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-Oh!
-[both screaming]
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[both groan]
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Hey, you okay, kid?
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-Where are we?
-The darkness.
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Yeah, so if this is gonna work,
I'm gonna need ya
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to not go all creepy-kid-
in-a-horror-movie on me, okay?
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-Bats are scary.
-Yeah, you're telling me.
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00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,608
Hey, I know
you're going through
a lot right now.
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But see, I got this friend
named Frank that's missing,
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and I wanna make sure
he's okay.
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Maybe you've seen him?
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I don't know.
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The fact that you can't even
look at me kinda says you do.
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My parents told me
not to talk to strangers.
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Yeah, well, they're...
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gone now, so you can trust me.
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I don't trust clowns
with secrets.
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I am barely
clown-themed anymore,
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I just think
I look hot like this.
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I mean, check how good
these bootie shorts
make my ass look, right?
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Never mind, you're eight, okay.
[chuckles]
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I just wanna go home.
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Hey, let's make a deal:
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if I help you get back home,
will you show me
where my friend is?
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There we go.
See? I'm not a clown,
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I'm a friend.
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[bats chittering]
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[unnerving music playing]
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Hey, look. It's you.
We must have found
your memories.
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Why do we fall down,
Master Bruce?
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To pick ourselves up?
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Yes. That's what
I was going to say.
250
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,589
Aww, look at you,
you little Grumpy Gus.
251
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,883
[Little Bruce] Yeah, that was
at my parents' funeral.
252
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,343
Oh.
253
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,388
[bats squeaking]
254
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,931
[dramatic music playing]
255
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,849
Ugh! Always a white billionaire
256
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,269
coming to a group
of Himalayan monk-ninjas
and forcing them to train him.
257
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,605
What a dickhead.
Oh, no offense.
258
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,734
[Bruce] As a man,
I'm flesh and blood.
259
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,070
I can be ignored.
I can be destroyed.
260
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:39,949
But as a symbol,
as a really cool, very gritty,
super-serious symbol,
261
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:43,285
I can be incorruptible,
I can be everlasting.
262
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,372
You know, you grow up
to have a real savior complex.
263
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,706
Who do you think you are?
264
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,125
You don't sound like
Bruce Wayne there.
265
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,210
You sound like-- [gasps]
266
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,629
Holy shit. You're...
267
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,507
-I'm Batman.
-[Batman theme plays]
268
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,466
[gasps]
269
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,139
Hmm. [tuts]
270
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:07,101
Alfred! Are the ears too big?
I think they're too big.
271
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,561
How could Bruce be Batman?
272
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,229
I mean, sure,
he's the richest man in Gotham,
273
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,148
so that explains
all the vehicles.
274
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,858
And he's always
going missing at big galas
when villains show up.
275
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,318
Okay, come to think of it,
it's very obvious.
276
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,487
Wait till you hear
who Superman is.
277
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,574
Come on!
278
00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,909
Okay, I'm not comfortable
with whatever this is.
279
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,870
Look, Harley likes it
when I play with her hair.
280
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:29,582
I don't know.
I'm just... At least
I'm trying something, right?
281
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,792
And not just playing
video games
in the goddamn corner.
282
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:35,921
How dare you? Look, video games
are how I deal with stress.
283
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,841
If I stop playing,
I'll start thinking,
284
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,217
and if I start thinking,
285
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:44,054
I will freak the-- [gasping]
286
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:48,267
I cannot take this stress
right now.
I will be in my kingdom.
287
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,770
What the hell was that?
288
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,524
[dramatic music playing]
289
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,652
[sirens wailing]
290
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,949
I had a few weird years.
291
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,164
I always thought Batman
was a stick in the mud,
292
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,291
but seeing everything
you've done
293
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:16,212
all shmushed together like that
is impressive.
294
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,672
And honestly, kinda inspiring.
295
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,300
But, you know, if you truly
wanted to help Gotham,
296
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,802
why not start
with affordable housing?
297
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,471
People pay for housing?
298
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,307
-[gun cocking]
-[gasps]
299
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,063
-[gasping]
-Kid!
300
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:36,982
[yelps]
301
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,443
[Harley screaming]
302
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,657
Holy sanitized curse word!
303
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,784
[Joker chuckling] Oh, how cute.
304
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,245
The songbird's afraid to swear.
305
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,164
Ugh, you used to be
such a fudging pill.
306
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:53,791
Wait.
307
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,001
Firework rocket, tied-up Robin,
308
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,045
smell of fried Oreos and vomit.
309
00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,630
Oh, I remember this night!
310
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,466
What should we do with Batsie's
little sidekick, puddin'?
311
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,426
Oh, no!
312
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:08,180
I think we oughta teach him
some manners, Mistah J.
313
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,098
Ugh.
314
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,599
She's just so beautiful.
315
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,018
God! You put your tongue
in that?
316
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,645
Psycho, if you aren't here
to help Harley,
317
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,981
you need to get out
of the goddamn house.
318
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,149
Well, I'm starting to feel
not welcome here,
319
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,276
so fine by me.
320
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,362
[both groan]
321
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,615
Huzzah! We saved the movie!
322
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,743
We can CGI
the moustache in post.
323
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,996
[sniffs] That's not good.
324
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,622
[groans]
325
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,791
[mysterious music plays]
326
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,002
-[grunts]
-[Joker chuckles]
327
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,336
You're disgusting.
328
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,796
All this destruction
and mayhem for what?
329
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,172
Do you really like that?
330
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,884
Mr. J likes it.
Whatever he likes, I like.
331
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,345
Ugh! And the accent,
oh, my God, so heavy.
332
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,972
Girl, ease it down.
333
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,851
-Who do you think you are?
-Not you. Not anymore.
334
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,728
I think Robin's lost
his marbles.
335
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,313
Someday you'll get
with the love of your life,
336
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,481
and you'll see how foolish
you been all those years.
337
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,151
Too bad you'll miss
the wedding.
338
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,070
We haven't talked
about marriage yet!
339
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,488
[whooshing]
340
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,574
[Batman theme plays]
341
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,035
Put me down for the fish.
342
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,163
You're not supposed
to order the fish.
343
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,291
They just put it on the menu
to not seem cheap.
344
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,460
[Joker grunts]
345
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,878
[yells]
346
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:21,795
[grunts]
347
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:23,756
[grunts]
348
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,093
[triumphant music playing]
349
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,892
Ugh. Get a room.
And some self-esteem.
350
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,479
[all grunting]
351
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,651
Ahh! My ear!
Oh, my God, that is so cruel.
352
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,738
[Joker laughs]
353
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,574
Hey, you never told me
stopping baddies
was this much fun.
354
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,201
Being a hero's supposed
to be lame.
355
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,369
[both grunt]
356
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,745
-It has its moments.
-[ding]
357
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,205
Costume looks good
on you, Quinn.
358
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,332
You don't think the shorts
are too short?
359
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,000
I know I like to show off
a little something,
but come on, this is a thong.
360
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,710
-[gun cocking]
-I say we skip
361
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,712
to the grand finale?
362
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,340
I hear it's a real bang!
363
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,549
-[laughs]
-[gunshot]
364
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,888
[growls]
365
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:15,432
Holy post-traumatic-
stress-disorder Batman!
366
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,060
He's trying to taint
your memories.
367
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,396
[suspenseful music playing]
368
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,782
[grunts]
369
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,086
[gasps]
370
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,089
Do I have
your verbal consent to become
your licensed therapist?
371
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,758
I'm gonna take that as a yes,
so you can't ever sue me.
372
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,140
Don't think about him.
373
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,851
Close your eyes,
cross your hands like this.
374
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:00,978
You're doing great.
375
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,647
Now think about somewhere
you feel safe.
376
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,483
A memory where you felt
truly happy.
377
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,943
No criminals.
378
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,111
No bats.
379
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,487
Just happy.
380
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,323
There you go.
381
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,117
Now check in with your senses.
382
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,328
Think about
what you're smelling.
What you're hearing.
383
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,789
What you're feeling.
384
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,460
Incredible first session.
Will you be paying this
co-pay now or later?
385
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,296
Yeah, rich people insurance
doesn't have co-pays.
386
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,506
Ahh, this country's
so fucked up.
387
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,597
[festive music playing]
388
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,352
This is your safe space, huh?
389
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,981
It's the last Christmas
we had together. Before...
390
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,274
Those are for Santa.
391
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,109
Ah, I'll take the heat
from Tim Allen.
392
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,027
Mm?
393
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,572
-[footsteps approaching]
-[gasps]
394
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,531
[fire whooshes]
395
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:56,950
[popping]
396
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,454
[sinister music playing]
397
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,918
In here.
398
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,712
Well, kid, unless you have
your utility belt under there,
399
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,464
I don't think
we're getting out of this one.
400
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,673
I was wrong.
401
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,176
You're not scary
like that other clown.
402
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:18,347
I don't wanna lie anymore.
I stole your friend. It was me.
403
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,057
Frank? Yeah, I know.
404
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,936
He's the key.
He's the one who'll make
the bad man disappear.
405
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,854
Whoa, slow down.
What do you mean?
406
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,399
I took him first
'cause I saw Ivy was up to
no good on the cameras.
407
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,985
You could see us on Cat Woman's
security cameras.
408
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,570
Ew. You were perving?
409
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,697
No, I was being a hero.
410
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,199
I had to stop your plan.
411
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,785
But then I realized
that the plant could do more.
412
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:44,039
It could bring mommies
and daddies back from the dead.
It'll fix everything.
413
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:47,876
Frank resurrects plants,
he can't bring back people.
414
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,087
He can now. I changed him.
415
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,089
-How?
-Science?
416
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:53,924
[door opens]
417
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,384
[yelps]
418
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,636
Hey, give me back the kid!
[grunts]
419
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,555
-[yells]
-[Little Bruce grunts]
420
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,390
You don't have to be afraid
of him, Bruce.
421
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,268
He is just another
masked asshole
in a city full of 'em.
422
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,854
Too afraid to even
show his face.
423
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,272
[thunder crashes]
424
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:15,737
Okay, I've got, like,
a million questions.
But mostly, what?
425
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,322
He didn't tell you
why I'm here?
426
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,033
The reason I sit all night
by the window waiting,
427
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,035
begging for the Bat-Signal
to appear.
428
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,537
The reason I became Batman.
429
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,414
Everyone knows
your parents were murdered.
430
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,083
It's pretty well-worn territory
at this point.
431
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,085
But they don't know
that it was my fault.
432
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,754
That night, Father
wanted me to attend
a shareholders meeting,
433
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,465
but I begged he take us
to the movies,
434
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,050
The Mark of Zorro.
435
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,261
I came out of that theater
exhilarated, inspired, even.
436
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,930
So much so I refused
to take the limo back.
437
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,308
I wanted us to walk home.
Through Crime Alley.
438
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:48,103
To think all this trauma
from an Antonio Banderas film.
439
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:49,771
No, that's the '90s one,
440
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,607
I'm talking about
the black and white--
It doesn't matter.
441
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:55,235
Everything I do as Batman is
to make that one night right.
442
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,862
Yet it's never enough,
443
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,739
so I must never forget.
444
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:02,117
That is my penance.
My bat-shaped cross to bear.
445
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,036
Moving on
doesn't mean forgetting.
446
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:08,957
It means healing.
And as your therapist,
I promised to help you heal.
447
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,002
Either you give up the kid
so he can return
to Crime Alley,
448
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,338
or I shoot you dead.
Your call, Quinn.
449
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,298
I thought your rule
was no guns.
450
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,509
I mean, the real me
is against it,
but the mind me is flexible.
451
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,512
Help me.
452
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,513
I will.
453
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,265
But I can't help you in here.
454
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,018
I need to talk to the real you,
it's too fucked up in here.
455
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:31,063
Come on, champ.
Let's go watch our parents die.
456
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,314
It's what we deserve.
457
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,192
Like I said, very fucked up.
458
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,277
Don't tell my secret.
459
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,571
Doctor-patient confidentiality.
460
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,490
[whooshing]
461
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,744
Oh, my God! Ive--
462
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,330
W... Were we always
in Wayne Manor?
463
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,040
No.
464
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:54,419
Wayne hired those fucking
latchkey Bat-kids
to do his dirty work.
465
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,173
Didn't even realize Batman
was such a fucking sell-out.
466
00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,549
I know what you're gonna do!
467
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,885
But, Bruce,
you can't undo your trauma.
468
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,178
You have to work through it.
469
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,472
It's hard, and it's scary,
470
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,724
but it's the best thing
you'll ever do.
471
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,850
I'm sorry, what?
472
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,185
I think we missed
something big.
473
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,728
Why should I trust you?
474
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,022
'Cause I promised a little boy
I'd help, and I will.
475
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,734
You saw everything.
This is the only way
out of the dark.
476
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,529
Hey, Harley,
what is he doing with Frank?
477
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,822
He...
478
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,740
He modified Frank's
resurrection powers.
479
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,617
He's gonna bring back
his dead parents.
480
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,454
-Yeah, that's not good.
-Ha! A post-credit scene
to my biopic.
481
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,082
I mean, oh... Bad idea.
482
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,042
Wait, that's...
It's not possible!
483
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,545
I mean, there's no way
he could've--
484
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,798
Hang on. Is...
I mean, is that possible?
485
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,174
[lightning crackling]
486
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,264
[whirring]
487
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,224
[screaming]
488
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:04,698
-You're back!
-[gasps]
489
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,452
[tombstones creaking]
490
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:14,166
[growls]
491
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,506
-[ Frasier theme-style
music playing]
-[Dr. Psycho scatting]
492
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,091
[cackles]
493
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,926
[continues scatting]
494
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,930
♪ Oooh, scrambled eggs♪
495
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,558
[resumes scatting]
496
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,893
♪ Dead parents!♪
497
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,145
[continues scatting]
498
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,358
♪ La, la, la, trees! Pussy! ♪
499
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,818
Goodnight, Gotham!
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