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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I waited at school for an
hour and had to walk home.
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No one even called.
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Mandy went into labor.
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I had to go to the hospital.
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She had the baby
and no one told me?
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And what exactly is it
that's wrong with your bed?
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My husband's in it.
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So, you're just gonna
keep sleeping here
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instead of dealing with it?
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I'm helping with the baby.
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She'll still be crying
tomorrow. Go home.
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Uh-oh.
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Ten
dollars on pump two.
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You got it.
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Hi, uh, ten dollars
on pump, uh...
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whichever that one is.
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Ain't you young to be driving?
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Oh, I'm just pumping
gas for my dad.
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He's in the bathroom.
Might be a while.
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Been there.
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I'm on pump number three.
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You?
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Two.
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Nice.
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Hello?
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Hey, it's Missy.
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I stole my dad's truck,
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I'm running away.
Want to come?
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You're running away?
Sounds dangerous.
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Oh, um...
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well, my dad taught
me how to drive and...
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I'm messing with
you. Come and get me.
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Why didn't we do this years ago?
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My feet wouldn't
reach the pedals.
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Dad, wake up. There's a problem.
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What? What's wrong?
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It's Saturday morning and
no one's cooking bacon.
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Oh. So go cook bacon.
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But Mom cooks bacon.
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Well, she's at your meemaw's.
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Which is why I'm waking you up.
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Sheldon, you're a very
intelligent little boy,
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I'm sure you can handle bacon.
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I'll wake up Missy.
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No, wait...
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She's mad at the
world right now.
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Just leave her alone.
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Then I'll call Mom.
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Okay...
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I'll make your
stupid bacon, happy?
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I've been better.
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This is the best day of my life.
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First time running away?
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Pretty much.
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Think your parents
know you're gone?
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They barely know when I'm there.
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Missy, there's breakfast.
We saved you a little.
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What about somewhere
with a beach,
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like California?
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We've already driven
five hours east,
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so we might want to
keep heading that way.
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East. You really are smart.
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I get there was a lot
of yelling last night.
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Just want you to know I'm here
when you're ready to talk.
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I mean, if you want a beach,
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then Florida's in
the right direction.
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Oh, and it's almost
spring break.
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Like MTV Spring Break? Mm-hmm.
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If you expect me to apologize,
you can sit in there forever.
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Great. Then we're
going to Florida.
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Let's pay and get out of here.
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Or...
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let's not pay and
get out of here.
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Fine, ignore me. I'm
eating your bacon.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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You know, there's a more
spatially efficient way
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to do that. It's good enough.
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Is that what you tell
your football players?
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I make them run laps.
That what you want?
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You're funny. I like
our weekends together.
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Oh.
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Hi. Um...
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I didn't see your truck.
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I just came to
grab a few things.
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Yeah. It's fine.
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Hi, Shelly. How
you doing, baby?
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I'm all right, although
the dishwasher looks like
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it was loaded by Gustaf Dal n.
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He won a Nobel Prize in
physics. And was blind.
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What do you mean you didn't
see my truck outside?
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It's not out front.
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Yes, it is.
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I was just out there.
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The hell's my truck?
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It's a '86 Ford F-250.
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And you didn't
hear anything? No.
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What about you, ma'am?
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Well, um, actually...
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Oh, she hasn't
slept here in days.
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She's just getting her things.
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I was taking care of the baby.
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We have a new
grandbaby.
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You mentioned you
had a daughter.
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Any chance she saw something?
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I doubt it.
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She didn't even come
out of her room.
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You haven't seen her at all?
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No. She's mad at me.
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Mind if we ask her?
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Missy.
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Open up.
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Missy?
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Son of a bitch.
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Huh, your truck's
gone and she's gone?
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What are the odds of that?
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She took my truck, Sheldon.
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Oh, more chaos. Got it.
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We are breaking so
many laws right now.
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I feel like Thelma & Louise.
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Me too.
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Have you seen that movie?
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No.
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Me neither.
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How could you not
know she was missing?
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I thought she was giving
me the silent treatment.
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You know, teenage girls.
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I don't.
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Moody, moody, moody.
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Sheldon. When was the last
time you saw your daughter?
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Uh, well...
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Hard to say. We
just... Lot going on.
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Well, at 6:15 she
made a plate of food
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and took it to her room,
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which I said, "is how
you attract ants,"
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and she said to mind
my own business,
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and I said it is my business
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because her bedroom
shares a wall with mine...
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6:15, got it. No one
saw her after that?
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Well, at 7:22, she had
to use the restroom,
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but she had to wait because
my dad was in there.
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Probably due to all the beers.
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Thank you. Happy to help.
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And then at 7:45, she
tried the bathroom again,
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and luckily, by then
my father had...
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Sheldon, when was the
last time you saw her?
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Well, at 9:15 I brought her
a can of Raid for the ants,
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and she told me to go
to hell, which is rude.
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And then at 11:06 I tried
to communicate with her
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via walkie-talkie
to no response.
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I can't believe
she would do this.
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How does she even
know how to drive?
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All right, now, take
your foot off the brake
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gently put it on
the...
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I bet your mother taught her.
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She could be lost, she
could be in an accident,
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she could be in a ditch
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by the side of the
road somewhere.
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♪ So I wake in the morning ♪
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♪ And I step outside ♪
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♪ And I take a deep breath ♪
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♪ And I get real high... ♪
There's a cop.
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Be cool. Be cool.
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♪ Scream from the
top of my lungs ♪
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♪ What's going on? ♪
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♪ And I say, "Hey-ey-ey." ♪
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Okay, well, if
you hear anything,
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please give me a call.
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Thank you.
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Nothing.
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Any word?
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No. None of her friends
have heard from her.
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The police are looking for
my truck, but still no sign.
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I can't believe that girl.
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Did she even think about
how worried we'd all be?
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Wow, you became a dad fast.
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Well, it just kicks in.
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I don't know
who else to call.
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What about Paige?
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Are they still in touch?
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They saw each other
a few weeks ago.
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Although Paige was
quite inebriated.
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What? It means drunk.
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We know what it means.
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And Paige has run
away from home before.
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If I was going on the lam,
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that's certainly
who I'd contact.
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"Lam." What a fun word.
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I'm glad I got the
chance to use it.
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Hi. Linda,
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this is Mary Cooper.
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Um, I'm sorry to
call out of the blue,
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but is Missy there with Paige?
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No. Why? What's going on?
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Well...
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Missy has run away,
and we thought...
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That my daughter
would have something
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to do with it? Oh, no,
I'm not accusing her.
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No, that's exactly
something she would do.
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Hold on.
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Paige.
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I'm thinking she
might be with Paige.
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Paige?
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Damn it.
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Hey, can I drive?
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Better not.
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My dad'll be pretty mad if
something happens to his truck.
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Like what, if somebody stole it?
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Oh, my God, I'm a criminal.
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Yeah. It's pretty cool, right?
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I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
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Only if you go back.
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I guess you're right.
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I mean, don't worry.
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When we get to Daytona,
everything's gonna be great.
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Think so?
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Yeah.
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Hey, maybe we should
change our names. Really?
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And I hate my name.
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Paige. What am I, a
congressional aide?
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Yeah, totally.
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So, what name are
you gonna pick?
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I'm thinking Ginger.
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That is so good.
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Ginger's not a boring scientist.
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Ginger's fun. She's alive.
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I'm gonna pick Susan.
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No, Suzie. Much cuter.
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Ginger and Suzie.
Ginger and Suzie.
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♪ Call me up and tell me... ♪
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Wait, is it too late to
change my name to Brandi?
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Too late. Come on, Ginger.
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I can't believe the last
thing we did was yell at her.
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Now, don't go blaming yourself.
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Uh, I was blaming both of us.
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So, we weren't
supposed to punish her?
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Kids do stupid stuff,
parents yell at them.
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Yeah, y'all did it to me,
I'm gonna do it to my kid.
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Calm down, Daddy.
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I know y'all are worried,
but this ain't helping.
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She snuck out and
stole my truck.
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I mean, how is this our fault?
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Well, maybe she was right.
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She does get
ignored around here.
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I liked being ignored.
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Let me get away with
all kinds of stuff.
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Please stop helping.
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We need to get the
police back on the phone.
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I know how to find them.
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Really? How?
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Right, well, based on the
time they've been gone
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and the average speed limit,
I've calculated that this circle
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is the maximum distance
they could have traveled.
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And what are the pins?
I'm glad you asked.
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To help narrow down the
search, I've identified
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points of interest
to teenage girls.
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00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:58,415
The big four...
Malls, beauty salons,
263
00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,600
horse stables and roller rinks.
264
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:01,985
And what are the blue pins?
265
00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,825
Those are places that
I'm interested in
266
00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:05,595
that we can swing by
after we find them.
267
00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,920
For example, Peaster, Texas...
268
00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:08,293
No one cares.
269
00:10:09,115 --> 00:10:11,195
Peaster, Texas... Birthplace
of Robert E. Howard,
270
00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:14,740
regarded to be the father of
the sword and sorcery subgenre.
271
00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:16,205
Sheldon, this isn't about you.
272
00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:17,497
But it's a good start.
273
00:10:17,522 --> 00:10:19,750
Why don't you go narrow
that down even more?
274
00:10:19,775 --> 00:10:22,005
I'll check in Missy's
room for clues.
275
00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,750
If she took her roller
skates, this case is closed.
276
00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,490
Think your parents
are freaking out?
277
00:10:30,515 --> 00:10:31,955
Probably having a party.
278
00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:34,119
And then Sheldon will complain
about them having a party,
279
00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:36,863
and they'll stop because he
gets everything he wants.
280
00:10:37,745 --> 00:10:40,290
I know. Try being
the golden child.
281
00:10:40,315 --> 00:10:42,370
Everybody's always expecting
big things from you
282
00:10:42,395 --> 00:10:43,642
'cause you're a genius.
283
00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,717
What do you want to do?
284
00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:47,990
I don't know.
285
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,410
Something simple, easy.
286
00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:53,280
You know, I heard there's
a place in Florida
287
00:10:53,305 --> 00:10:54,920
where you can get
a job as a mermaid.
288
00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,605
Really? Really.
289
00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:59,300
Don't get mad at me,
but you are a genius.
290
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,590
Just don't tell
the other mermaids.
291
00:11:02,351 --> 00:11:03,890
Oh, crap.
292
00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:05,255
Well, how fast are you going?
293
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,848
I'm not going too fast.
Maybe I'm going too slow.
294
00:11:06,872 --> 00:11:07,673
Should I speed up?
295
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:08,555
Don't speed up.
What are you doing?
296
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,580
I don't know.
297
00:11:09,605 --> 00:11:11,295
Just... Maybe it's not for us.
298
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,770
Pull over and let him pass.
299
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:22,605
What do we do?
300
00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,275
We need to get our
stories straight.
301
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,870
We're cousins, you're 16, you
forgot your license at home,
302
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:29,544
and we're on our way to the
hospital to visit our grandma.
303
00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:30,959
Okay.
304
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,415
I'm only 13, I
stole my dad's truck
305
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,186
and we didn't pay for
breakfast at the diner.
306
00:11:39,210 --> 00:11:40,460
We just left.
307
00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:43,988
Okay. And who's this?
308
00:11:44,013 --> 00:11:46,223
My cousin, Ginger.
309
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:56,385
Is anyone hungry? I
can make sandwiches.
310
00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:57,410
No, thanks.
311
00:11:57,435 --> 00:11:59,280
Not hungry. I could eat.
312
00:11:59,305 --> 00:12:01,345
Then make yourself a sandwich.
313
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,220
Maybe you should.
Are you cranky?
314
00:12:03,245 --> 00:12:04,820
Okay, I figured it out.
315
00:12:04,845 --> 00:12:05,845
Based off the pictures
316
00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:07,145
she's ripped out of magazines,
317
00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,885
she's a big fan of
actor Luke Perry.
318
00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:12,315
Who is that? He plays Dylan
on Beverly Hills, 90210.
319
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,960
Your classic bad boy.
320
00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:16,000
Your classic bad boy?
321
00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,570
Yeah, like me.
322
00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:19,925
The show not only takes
place but is also filmed
323
00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:21,195
in Los Angeles, California.
324
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,660
That's obviously
where she's heading.
325
00:12:26,085 --> 00:12:27,465
Cooper residence.
326
00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:28,766
Now, given the amount of
time since she's left...
327
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,402
They're okay!
They've found them.
328
00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,380
Oh, thank God.
329
00:12:33,405 --> 00:12:34,475
Where are they?
330
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,070
Uh, about an hour
east of Baton Rouge.
331
00:12:37,095 --> 00:12:38,691
Apparently they were on
their way to Florida.
332
00:12:38,715 --> 00:12:40,015
That's not where Luke Perry is.
333
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,260
Let me speak to them.
334
00:12:42,573 --> 00:12:43,943
Copy that.
335
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,290
All right. Your
parents are on the way.
336
00:12:46,315 --> 00:12:47,734
Are they mad?
337
00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:50,731
If my daughter stole my car
and ran away, I'd be mad.
338
00:12:50,756 --> 00:12:53,106
What if she had a good reason?
339
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,340
Do you have a good reason?
340
00:12:55,365 --> 00:12:57,035
Well, my brother's really smart
341
00:12:57,060 --> 00:13:00,011
and my older brother had a
baby and they were ignoring me.
342
00:13:00,036 --> 00:13:02,126
You might need a better reason.
343
00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:05,083
Are you taking us to jail?
344
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,180
No.
345
00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:09,150
Great, so we can go?
346
00:13:09,175 --> 00:13:10,575
No.
347
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,920
But I'm not taking
you in either.
348
00:13:12,945 --> 00:13:14,411
Why not?
349
00:13:14,436 --> 00:13:17,726
I got a kid your
age. I get it.
350
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,985
Oh, God, I'd rather sit in jail
351
00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,285
than have another adult tell
me how much they get it.
352
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:25,470
Not me. Happy right here.
353
00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:30,510
I'm real sorry for whatever
Paige got Missy into.
354
00:13:30,535 --> 00:13:33,435
Thanks, but I think
this one's on Missy.
355
00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,960
I doubt it. Last month
she swiped my credit card
356
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,065
and bought a plane
ticket to Hawaii.
357
00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,160
Nonrefundable.
358
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,500
What did you do?
359
00:13:40,525 --> 00:13:41,976
What could I do? I dropped
her off at her dad's
360
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,740
and I went to Hawaii.
361
00:13:44,107 --> 00:13:45,407
Trust me,
362
00:13:45,439 --> 00:13:47,121
Missy's never gonna do
anything like this again.
363
00:13:47,145 --> 00:13:49,285
Aw, bless your heart.
364
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:52,780
I'm serious. School
and home, that's it.
365
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:56,285
No TV, no friends, no shoes.
366
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,755
Let's see her run away barefoot.
367
00:13:57,780 --> 00:14:01,150
That's your plan... Make
her hate us even more?
368
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,771
I'm not trying to
be her friend, Mary.
369
00:14:02,795 --> 00:14:04,210
I'm trying to be her parent.
370
00:14:04,235 --> 00:14:05,735
What do you think
I'm trying to be?
371
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,140
Oh, I don't know.
Her neighbor?
372
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,250
Is everything okay?
373
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:14,705
Yes.
374
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,075
I've just been staying
across the street
375
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,675
taking care of
our granddaughter.
376
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,586
How long you
gonna keep using that excuse?
377
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,180
I am so sorry. It's
been a stressful week.
378
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:26,257
You don't need to
apologize. I've been there.
379
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,572
Right.
380
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,995
I know it's not my place, but...
381
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:33,540
Barry and I used to keep a
bunch of stuff bottled up,
382
00:14:33,565 --> 00:14:35,800
and we know how that turned out.
383
00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:38,040
We're not getting divorced.
384
00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:39,235
Yeah, over my dead body.
385
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:41,540
Yeah, that's exactly
how it's gonna end.
386
00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:44,403
Oh, boy.
387
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,520
What was Missy
thinking? Why Florida?
388
00:14:50,545 --> 00:14:51,745
Why does it matter?
389
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:53,666
I made a solid hypothesis
backed by data.
390
00:14:53,691 --> 00:14:54,691
Where did I go wrong?
391
00:14:54,716 --> 00:14:57,172
You tried to predict
a teenage girl.
392
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,255
Perhaps when she gets back
393
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,825
we can take her in
for a brain scan.
394
00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:03,625
Maybe what Missy needs
395
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:05,980
is for us all to be a
little understanding.
396
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:07,250
I'm trying to understand.
397
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:08,898
That's why I need
the brain scan.
398
00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:11,753
Look, your sister's going
through a lot these days.
399
00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:13,365
She's feeling overlooked,
400
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,778
confused, angry, sad.
401
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:18,529
She's feeling all
those things at once?
402
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,450
Yeah.
403
00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:21,905
And I can't scan her brain?
404
00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:23,600
That is so unfair.
405
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,168
So, what exactly was your plan?
406
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,245
We were gonna go
to Daytona Beach.
407
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,515
Like on MTV.
408
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,190
And what were you
gonna do for money?
409
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:32,790
I don't know.
410
00:15:32,815 --> 00:15:34,578
We would have figured
something out.
411
00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:36,923
Yeah, she's an actual genius.
412
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:38,925
Sorry.
413
00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:41,750
Don't get a lot of
geniuses back there.
414
00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:44,140
Mostly stupid folk.
415
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:48,140
I'm just saying, I have a
good relationship with Missy.
416
00:15:48,165 --> 00:15:50,710
Yeah, I taught her
how to throw a ball.
417
00:15:50,735 --> 00:15:52,357
Taught her how to drive.
418
00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:53,982
You taught her how to drive?
419
00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,801
Oh, uh...
420
00:15:55,826 --> 00:15:57,976
You know, just the basics
in-in a parking lot.
421
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,370
Hey...
422
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:01,816
She made it all the
way to Louisiana
423
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,120
without getting
into an accident.
424
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,188
I think I did a pretty good job.
425
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:06,590
Unbelievable.
426
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,160
If y'all want, I can recommend
427
00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:10,295
the marriage counselor
me and Barry used.
428
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,658
What's...
429
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,436
Y'all got divorced.
430
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,670
How good can he be?
431
00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:19,195
Well, she...
432
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,518
Stop with
the...
433
00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:25,350
Oh, like she's not
gonna be on your side?
434
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,775
It's not about sides.
435
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,880
She helped us realize we
were staying in our marriage
436
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,170
for the wrong reasons
437
00:16:30,195 --> 00:16:32,335
and it would be better
for everyone if we split.
438
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,810
I'm not sure it was
better for Paige.
439
00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:39,255
Paige's issues have nothing
to do with our divorce.
440
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,730
Sure.
441
00:16:42,557 --> 00:16:45,757
How much she have to pay the
counselor to tell her that?
442
00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:49,665
At least my daughter
didn't steal my truck,
443
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:52,710
and none of my kids
are having babies.
444
00:16:53,785 --> 00:16:55,805
Okay, we all have our stuff.
445
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,780
Here comes another one.
446
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,350
Fifty-eight.
447
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,715
How does it know?
448
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,700
It calculates the speed
based on the Doppler shift
449
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,670
of the reflected radio waves.
450
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,710
See? Genius.
451
00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:13,485
My brother's like that too,
but she's way more fun.
452
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,330
Ninety-one.
453
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,200
All right, buckle up.
454
00:17:20,225 --> 00:17:21,265
Yes!
455
00:17:23,653 --> 00:17:26,271
Show me how to use
your gun and I'll cover you.
456
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:40,690
If you need a break,
I can drive for a bit.
457
00:17:40,715 --> 00:17:42,085
I'm okay, thanks.
458
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:45,130
I could take a turn.
Not a time for jokes.
459
00:17:45,155 --> 00:17:46,760
You may never drive again.
460
00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:49,360
And you are not hanging
out with Paige anymore.
461
00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:51,370
That's not fair. It was
my idea, not Paige's.
462
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:53,500
You really think that's
helping your case?
463
00:17:53,525 --> 00:17:56,240
Liked it better when
you two weren't talking.
464
00:17:56,265 --> 00:17:58,450
Well, too bad, 'cause we are.
465
00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:00,378
If you're feeling
ignored, don't worry.
466
00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:02,783
We're gonna be laser-focused
on you from now on.
467
00:18:04,054 --> 00:18:05,611
This
marked the beginning of
468
00:18:05,635 --> 00:18:06,975
what our family
would come to call
469
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,030
"Missy's difficult period."
470
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,346
Despite my repeated assurances
471
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,815
that I could solve the problem
472
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,745
with a brain scan
and some low-voltage
473
00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,589
electric shocks, I was
474
00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:18,804
never given the
opportunity. Such a shame.
475
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,320
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