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老衲就不信, 你坐着就能赢我
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小龙女
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真的是你呀？
我找得你好辛苦呀
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周伯通
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是呀, 我有件事情很想问问你
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后来你到底有没有嫁给那个
老不修的公孙止呀？
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那就对了, 都这么老了
嫁给他干甚么呀？是吧？
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师叔祖…
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我不认识你们
别挡着, 站一边去
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你不是要找你的过儿吗
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怎么？找到没有
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怎么了？他是不是已经死了
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过儿在襄阳城
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在襄阳？
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那正好, 我也要去襄阳
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你知不知道
襄阳的郭靖是我甚么人
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他是我的结拜义弟
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我听人说他现在义守襄阳呢
和蒙古人在打仗呢
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所以我打算去看看他
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我们二十多年没见了
我给他预备了一份见面礼
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可好玩了
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我先给你开开眼界好不好
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你知不知道这是甚么
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是忽必烈的王旗呀
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我在他那儿偷的
打算送给我的义弟郭靖
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我让他挂在城头上
挂得越高越好
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那样我义弟就威风八面
那样蒙古人就丢死人了
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我是不是很聪明
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大胆周伯通, 你想杀头呀？
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谁在骂我？
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一、二、三
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原来这里有三只蒙古狗
难怪我看不见了
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干甚么？生气了？
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大言不惭, 让小王来教训你
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我周伯通十几年打架
没碰上过敌手
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今天碰上你们真是好
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我痛快打一场
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来, 我们出去打
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老衲不会和无耻之徒打架
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你这个混蛋
你说谁是无耻之徒
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你趁老衲不在军营偷走了王旗
还不算无耻
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好, 现在你就和我打
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你打赢了我
我就把王旗还给你
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老衲双手有骨气
不会跟你这种人打
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你就光会说说, 你不肯打
你想怎么样
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很简单
只要你把王旗让我带回军营
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然后你晚上来偷取
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你明抢也好, 暗偷也好
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只要你能够在老衲手上
抢走王旗
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老衲就相信
你是真正的英雄好汉
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好, 一言为定
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如果我偷到了
你是乌龟王八蛋
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如果我偷不到
我是乌龟王八蛋
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王旗还给你
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老和尚, 你记住
小心看着王旗, 我一定能偷到
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对了, 你们两个是谁门下的
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徒孙赵志敬是玉阳真人门下的
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弟子尹志平乃长春真人门下
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全真教那些牛鼻子
真是一代不如一代
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师叔祖
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你们干甚么噜噜苏苏的
烦死人了
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小龙女, 我们还是走吧
我有好多事要问你
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可是…
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在这儿对着这些
牛鼻子、臭秃驴真烦
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闷死了, 真讨厌
我们还是走吧, 别理他们了
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来, 我们还是出去玩玩
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走…
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师弟, 你还看甚么
我们也走吧
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两位道兄, 得罪了小龙女
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而你们的师叔祖
又和小龙女关系这么好
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看来你们两个是凶多吉少了
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贫道依稀记得
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在英雄大会上
大师也败于小龙女之手
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还失去了武林盟主之位呢
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那天她和杨过的双剑合璧
的确有她的厉害之处
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但是现在只有她一个人
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老衲要取其性命真是易如反掌
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话可不是这么说
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现在小龙女
和我师叔祖周伯通在一起
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就算是周伯通一个
大师也无必胜的把握
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何况加一个小龙女
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你要报仇雪恨, 谈何容易
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赵志敬, 你无非想
逼我师父出手杀了小龙女
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好替你们两个解围嘛
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贫道不过是实话实说
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英雄大会上
大师败于小龙女之手
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江湖上是人人皆知
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老衲修行了几十年
你不需要出言相激
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小龙女要收你们的性命
你们也敌不过她
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但可以追随老衲
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老衲足以保护两位
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尹志平何惧一死
不需要受他人庇护
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好, 既然如此, 老衲先走一步
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大师
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贫道初到此境, 人生路不熟
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还望大师引路, 感激不尽
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那好
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可能日后
老衲需要二位帮忙呢
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大师若有差遣
贫道自当尽力而为
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赵师兄, 你…
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王旗能够失而复得
全靠国师之力
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应记一功
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托王爷鸿福, 老衲何功之有
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“师纛王旗”
乃是我蒙古大军的标帜
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万一落在郭靖手上
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不单止
我蒙古大军的军威荡然无存
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就连小王也面目无光
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国师, 你真是
小王的一个得力助手
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谢谢王爷夸奖
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对了
老衲给王爷引荐两位得道之士
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这一位是全真教
第三代首席大弟子尹志平道长
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将来掌教之位非尹道长莫属
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尹道长有礼
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另一位是赵志敬道长
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是教中的高手
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是不可多得的杰出人才
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赵道长有礼
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王爷有礼
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贫道愧不敢当
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小王素仰贵教
教义精辟, 武学超群
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今日得见两位道长
得如平生之愿
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王爷雄才伟略
气魄可比当年的成吉思汗
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贫道今日能目睹王爷英姿
实在三生有幸
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赵道长你太客气了
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小王一向求才若渴
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如果此次能得到贵派的相助
那统一大业就指日可待了
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全真教乃是
名门正教、忠义之士
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又岂可投靠外族
侵占自己的河山
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残害自己的百姓
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尹师弟, 你何必太冲动
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现在不是逞英雄的时候
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王爷, 我这位尹师弟
他的脾气很怪
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只要喝了酒他就会乱说话
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希望王爷不要见怪
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两位道长言重了
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今天我们只谈风月不谈国事
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来, 小王先敬两位一杯
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你实在太不识抬举了
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怎么说忽必烈是蒙古的王爷
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人家盛宴款待请我们
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你不但不领情还出言不逊
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如果不是王爷的心胸广阔
你早已经人头落地了
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赵师兄, 我们身为汉人
怎么可以和蒙古人勾结呢
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你真是丢尽了全真教的脸
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混帐, 你有资格教训我吗
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你不也是犯了全真教的教规
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如果你奸污小龙女的事
被各位师伯师叔知道了
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我看你…
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我大错已经铸成
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很应该早日回终南山
向师父请罪
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甚么
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与其天天受良心的责备
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我不如向师父坦白说出一切
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任由他老人家处置
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你这样不是死路一条吗
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长痛不如短痛
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赵师兄, 我们身为汉人
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蒙古人侵略我国土杀我百姓
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我们怎么能和他们勾结呢
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你还是早日回头
跟我回终南山吧
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走？我们能到哪儿去呀？
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那个小贱人
像吊死鬼一样的跟着我们
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不知道她甚么时候会杀我们的
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我们留在这儿
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万一她来了
金轮法王可以对付她的
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混帐, 我们身为全真教的弟子
怎么可以投靠蒙古人呢
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这不算是投靠
这叫做互相利用
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既然如此, 师弟不勉强你了
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师兄, 你好自为之吧
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师弟
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尹师弟
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两位道长请等等
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师兄, 你到底走不走
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我会走
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但是现在天快黑了
我们歇一晚, 明早再走吧
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大师, 你叫贫道
不知有何指教
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老衲和两位道长一见如故
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刚才尚未畅所欲言
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不过令师弟似乎…
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我师弟的性格比较顽固
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刚才多多得罪, 还请大师见谅
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好, 赵道长果然眼光远大
比令师弟优越得多
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00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,480
大师你过奖了
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老衲日前夜观星象见北斗南移
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看来南宋气数已尽
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蒙古人日后统一中原
我看是大势所趋, 不可改变
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你看看, 天上的繁星
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就好像我们蒙古人一样
覆盖了整个茫茫大地
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正所谓"普天之下, 皆吾王土"
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整个中原
迟早会落在我们蒙古人的手上
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赵道长, 老衲敬重你
是一个识时务的俊杰
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老衲斗胆向你言明一事
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大师有何高见, 恳请赐教
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贵教有今日之规模实不容易
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请恕老衲无礼
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全真诸子真是越老越糊涂
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竟然将掌教之位
传予这个尹志平, 实属不智
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尹师弟他
一向得到众师叔伯的欢心
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对于这件事
贫道也是无话可说
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事情不能这么说
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掌教之位责任重大
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岂能落在无能之人手上
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你们全真教和老衲
一向并无瓜葛
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谁来掌教与我无关
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但是老衲和道长一见如故
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才忍不住出手相助
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大师若能加以指点
贫道定然铭记于心
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日后对大师唯命是从
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君子一言
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驷马难追, 贫道绝不反悔
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好, 老衲有办法
令你在半年之内坐上掌教之位
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真的？但是…
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你不相信老衲？
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信
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不知大师有何方法呢
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首先第一步
是令道长你在教中得到支持
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道长, 请问贵教
如今辈份最高的是哪一位
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现在辈份最高的当然是
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今天晚上要来偷王旗的
老顽童周伯通
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如果得到周伯通的支持
掌教之位非你莫属了
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是, 周伯通是我们的师叔祖
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他的辈份最高
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他嘴里说的话所有的人都信服
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但是我怎么能得到他的支持呢
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难道你忘了周伯通和老衲
在打赌偷王旗的事了
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那怎么样
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老衲已经将王旗
收在很秘密的地方了
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就算周伯通有天大的本领
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一夜之间他也偷不着
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除非…
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对呀, 假如贫道去通风报信
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那大师你打赌不就输了
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我们江湖中人结交朋友
最重要是讲“义”字
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一己输赢荣辱何以足道
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大师恩德, 贫道不知何以为报
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道长能够得到周伯通的支持
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再加上老衲从旁安排
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届时
全真教几万弟子皆听令于你
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到那时候再报答也不迟
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大师日后若有差遣
贫道不敢不从
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一言为定
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驷马难追
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你整整坐了半天了, 也不说话
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你不闷, 我可会闷的
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我还是走了
不然我怕追不上他们两个
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那两个牛鼻子呀？
你干吗整天跟着他们呀？
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他们得罪你了？
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别这样嘛
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好好的正聊天呢
你怎么眼睛又红了
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如果他们得罪了你
你就一刀杀了他们
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虽然我和全真教多少有点关系
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但是不要紧的
你要杀就杀吧, 随便
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杀了他又怎么样
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都已经是事实了
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难道还能改变吗
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你说甚么？你又不想杀他们
那还跟着他们干甚么
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我也不知道
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不知道？
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你这个人真是, 怎么会这样呢
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我是经常被人说糊里糊涂的
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你比我更糊涂
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你这样跟着他们
难道跟他们一辈子
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做人糊涂不要紧
但是一定要糊涂得开心才行
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像你这样
你糊涂得一点也不开心
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你这样活着有甚么意思
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我真不知道活着有甚么意思
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我知道了
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不如这样
你和我一块去偷王旗
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偷王旗可有意思了
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你说那个臭和尚
会把王旗藏在哪里
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一定不会那么简单…
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小龙女, 你想不想得出来
他把王旗藏在哪儿
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这些勾心斗角的事
你问我等于白费心机
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这怎么能叫勾心斗角呢
这是和他斗智斗力
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如果黄蓉那个丫头
在这儿就好了
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她一定能给我想个好主意
帮我偷到王旗
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糟了, 时间快到了
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小龙女, 我们快走吧
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我还是不去了
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你又干甚么
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我不是和你说了
活着就一定要开心吗
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偷到王旗, 烦恼就没有了
你相信我
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但是我自己的事还没想通
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想不通就不要想了
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我周伯通也有好多事想不通
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人活着要记住
不要把不开心的事摆在心里面
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整天不开心多不舒服
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你也有不开心的事吗
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有啊, 当然有了
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不过这样, 我不管它
总之有得玩就行了
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只要有得玩
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就甚么不开心的事
都扔到一边不管了
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人活着一定要开心知不知道
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别想那么多了
我们快点去偷王旗吧
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但是…
可好玩了
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不要但是了
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进来
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客官
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外面有位道长
叫我把这张字条交给你
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给我？
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是呀
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师叔祖
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你鬼鬼崇崇的叫我出来干甚么
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是这样
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徒孙我知道
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你和那个金轮法王打赌
要去偷那面王旗
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我就冒着生命危险
千辛万苦的潜入蒙古军营里
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查到了金轮法王
把王旗藏在哪里了
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我告诉你
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你千万不要告诉我呀
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为甚么
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当然了
我知道以后就不好玩了嘛
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但是万一师叔祖你真的找不到
不是没面子吗
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傻瓜, 我周伯通会找不到吗
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师叔祖呀, 但是金轮法王
真的把王旗藏得很秘密
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更好, 越秘密越好
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我告诉你, 千万不要告诉我
不然的话我拧掉你脑袋
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时间差不多了, 去偷王旗吧
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师叔祖
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师叔祖…
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我说了不许说嘛
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你刚才想说甚么
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我想告诉你
那面王旗根本不在这里
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你不早点说
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师叔祖
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岂有此理
翻遍了整个军营都找不到王旗
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师叔祖, 其实…
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不要烦我了
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我和你说了几百次了
叫你不许告诉我嘛
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你这个臭和尚, 藏得这么秘密
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好, 我一把火烧了你的军营
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连王旗也给烧了
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师叔祖, 不要烧
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为甚么不要烧？
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我知道了
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你是不是串通蒙古人
成心和我捣乱
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不是呀…师叔祖, 不是
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不过我知道那个和尚很毒辣
他在军营里埋了很多炸药
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你一点火
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就把你炸得尸骨不存
血肉横飞了
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那个臭和尚这么毒辣
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幸亏你提醒我啊
不然的话我差点变成烧猪头了
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可不是嘛, 他不仁你不义
不用讲道理了
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我带你去找王旗
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不行
王旗一定要偷回来才算赢
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师叔祖, 既然这样
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好了, 你自己在这儿找王旗吧
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徒孙有点事到秃头山那边去
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如果你找不到王旗
记得到秃头山来找我
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记住呀
知道了
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是秃头山
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师叔祖, 是秃头山
你记住了, 是秃头山
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真烦呀
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00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:38,720
秃头山？
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本来好心好意想帮他
谁知道他不领情
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不如这样
我自己拿王旗送到终南山去
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00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,120
在师父师伯面前威风一下
那不更好
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你这个该死的道士
竟然想抢我的王旗
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幸亏我跟着你
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我真聪明
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我明明听到
那个金轮法王和忽必烈说
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那王旗就藏在一个小山洞里
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那山洞外面有爬藤有矮树
还有乱草
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怎么半天都找不到呢
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难道在那边？我去看看
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矮树、爬藤、乱草
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就是这个山洞
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这么大个山洞都看不到, 真笨
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我先进去把王旗拿着
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还找不到你
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救命呀…
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师叔祖, 怎么会这样
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你还说呢？这都怪你
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周伯通, 你中了我的计了
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是你这个臭和尚, 你好卑鄙
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00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,640
大师, 我们不是说好的
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00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,080
不错, 我们是说好
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不过你没有必要
在他面前做戏了
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00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,400
大师, 我们说好了
只是带我师叔祖来拿王旗
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00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,760
没说用毒蜘蛛暗算他
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00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,920
师叔祖, 不关我的事
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你这个臭道士
你串通蒙古人来害我
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我…杀了你
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不关我事
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你不用害怕
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他中了我们西藏雪山
五彩雪蜘蛛的剧毒
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他还有力气杀你吗
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00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,280
你这臭和尚, 卑鄙无耻
真是乌龟王八蛋
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00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,480
周伯通, 你死到临头还噜苏
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好, 我成全你, 送你归西
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00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,520
法王, 我师叔祖怎么样？
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你放心吧
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00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,120
他中了五彩雪蜘蛛剧毒
神仙也救不了他
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00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,720
我们就在外面等到他断气
然后去收尸吧
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00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,160
但那个小贱人怎么办
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00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,640
小龙女, 杨过不在他身边
根本不是我对手
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等周伯通死了之后
我慢慢再收拾她
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大师, 我师叔祖真的会死
就没事了
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00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,160
如果他死不了
我可就大难临头了
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00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,840
怎么？好疼啊？
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00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,680
不…不是
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00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,240
你的针扎得我好舒服
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00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,960
我的玉蜂针上面有蜂毒
404
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,520
怎么你中了针
反而会觉得舒服呢
405
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,800
这可能就是以毒攻毒吧
406
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,680
我周伯通也算是因祸得福了
407
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,320
如果他再敢攻进来那就坏了
408
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,560
坏甚么
409
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,160
你再用那些针
410
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,600
再扎他一次, 看他怕不怕
411
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:43,640
岂有此理
412
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,920
可是我身上玉蜂针都完了
413
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,080
你的针都用完了？
414
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,600
大师, 你听见没有
415
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,640
小龙女说她的金针全都用完了
416
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,600
我们还是趁这个机会
进去杀了他们
417
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,640
老衲才不会上他的当
418
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,640
他们所以这样说是想引我进去
杀我个措手不及
419
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,160
这种小诡计可骗不了我
420
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,920
大师, 你说我师叔祖
很快就会死
421
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,880
但是现在他还没死呢, 怎么办
422
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,960
可能他功力深厚
暂时顶住了毒
423
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:28,040
但是你放心
他熬得了一时熬不了一夜
424
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,800
我担保天一亮
他就会毒发身亡
425
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,880
那我们要在洞口守一夜呀？
426
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,640
那你不用担心, 老衲自有法宝
427
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,280
有它们守在洞口
我们就可以安枕无忧了
428
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,600
周伯通, 你怎么样
429
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,160
这只毒蜘蛛的毒可真厉害
430
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,640
我这么辛苦
才挤出来这么几滴毒血
431
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,880
你说要是
我把全身的毒血都挤出来
432
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,720
我看恐怕一年半载也挤不完
433
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:15,880
那怎么办呢
434
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,640
金轮法王在外面
随时都会打进来的
435
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,040
这你不要担心
436
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,960
他不怕你那些甚么针吗
437
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,800
他暂时还不敢打进来
438
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,320
可是我身上真的没有玉蜂…
439
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,080
刚才我呢不是不小心
大声说你没有针了吗
440
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,680
那两个大坏蛋
一定听到我们的说话了
441
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,040
所以他们还是不敢打进来
442
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,680
非常明显, 他们一定是
以小人之心度君子之腹
443
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,040
以为我们说瞎话, 骗他们进来
所以他们才不敢打进来
444
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,600
不管怎么样
445
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,480
目前最重要的
是帮你把毒挤出来
446
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,160
还是让我帮你运功吧
447
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,440
不好, 千万不要
448
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,160
你一定要保存实力
449
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,560
万一那个臭和尚真的打进来
你还可以和他打嘛, 是不是
450
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,160
不要…不如这样
451
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,920
你坐在那边
养精蓄锐, 休息一会儿
452
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,760
我自己来挤毒吧
453
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,320
周伯通, 你怎么样
454
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,040
挤来挤去
才挤了这么一点毒血出来
455
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,600
与其坐在这儿等死
不如出去和他打个痛快
456
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,440
冲出去？
457
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,080
周伯通, 你看
458
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,240
怎么会这样
459
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,440
怎么有个大蜘蛛网
460
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,720
一定是刚才
我们打坐运功的时候
461
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,880
金轮法王放出来的
462
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,280
岂有此理呀
463
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,160
那个该死的秃和尚
真是卑鄙无耻
464
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,760
赵道长如果觉得累了
你可以先回军营休息
465
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,160
算了吧
466
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,120
如今我师叔祖生死未卜
我还是等有了结果再走
467
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,680
你放心吧
468
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,080
有我五彩雪蜘蛛守住洞口
469
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,840
既使他没毒发身亡
我看也插翅难飞
470
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,720
师父, 原来你真在这里
471
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:17,600
干甚么
472
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,000
赵道长的师弟早上离开了军营
473
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,880
对了, 他还留下一封信
474
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,680
尹师弟真是糊涂
475
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,160
他竟然蠢得要回终南山
向各位师叔伯请罪
476
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:41,520
他会不会借请罪为名
其实是回去告密呀
477
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,360
是呀, 如果他回到终南山
478
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,320
在各位师叔伯面前
说我投靠了蒙古人就糟了
479
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,840
看来赵道长
应该马上回终南山去
480
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,600
监视尹道长的一切
481
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,000
否则我们的大计还没筹划好
就要遭到破坏
482
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,600
那岂不是大事不妙
483
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,960
但是我师叔祖和小龙女…
484
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:03,560
你放心
485
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,720
老衲自然会收拾他们
486
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,880
如果你来不及回终南山的话
487
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,920
万一尹道长他
当了全真教的掌教
488
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,400
你就后悔莫及了
489
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,280
所以看来
你应该马上回终南山去
490
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,040
十天之内
老衲自然会给你带来好消息
491
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,000
你安心等待我的佳音吧
492
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:24,840
但是…
493
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,880
难道你不相信老衲？
494
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,240
贫道不敢
495
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,360
还不快点起程
496
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,640
好吧, 贫道告辞了
497
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,800
这个蜘蛛网真是讨厌
我要弄破它
498
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,080
小心呀, 可能会有毒呀
499
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,400
真有毒呀
500
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,480
如果你贸然的触动它
501
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,440
蜘蛛网又细又轻
很容易会粘在我们的身上
502
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,040
到时候就不堪设想了
503
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,440
这个臭和尚真是毒辣
504
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,280
我们就算出去了
505
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,880
金轮法王在外面
还不是一样束手就擒
506
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,240
出去也死, 不出去也死
真是急死人了
507
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,800
周伯通, 你不要这么烦
只要慢慢的想, 一定会有办法
508
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,200
你还是集中精神运功
多挤一点毒血出来吧
509
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,200
挤甚么挤呀
510
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,680
我挤来挤去
挤了这么一点毒血出来
511
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,000
这些蜘蛛毒这么厉害
512
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,080
我看十天半个月
也未必挤得干净
513
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,320
那时候我看我毒还没有发
我就饿死了
514
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,320
也不是, 没饿死也就闷死了
515
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,920
你看看这个山洞又小又窄
甚么都没有
516
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,800
不闷死才怪
517
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,240
如果过儿在这儿
518
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,840
就算要我在这儿住一辈子
我也不会觉得闷
519
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,640
你这么说是甚么意思
520
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,400
你现在很闷吗
521
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,000
我有甚么比不上你的过儿
522
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,760
过儿会全真剑法
523
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,800
跟我双剑合璧
就可以打败金轮法王
524
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,400
全真剑法我也会呀
我也可以和你双剑合璧呀
525
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,600
我和过儿双剑合璧
叫做玉女素心剑法
526
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,120
要我心里面爱他
他心里面爱我
527
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,040
两个人心意相通
这样才能发挥威力
528
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,440
那算了吧
世间最麻烦的就是情情爱爱的
529
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,840
算了, 我宁愿闷死了
530
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,960
不过话又说回来
531
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,880
其实在这个山洞里
住个三五七年的也无所谓
532
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,520
想当年我在桃花岛
一个人孤单单住十几年也没事
533
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,080
以你的为人, 十几年都没闷死
可真奇怪
534
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,840
那你有所不知了
535
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,880
我看没有人陪我玩呢
我就学着自己跟自己玩
536
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,400
还有
我还会自己和自己打架呢
537
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,840
自己和自己打架？
538
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,600
是呀, 可好玩了
539
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,440
来, 左手出拳, 右手出掌
540
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,240
或者呢左手用剑
右手就用刀
541
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,640
这叫做双手左右互搏术
是我周伯通自创的, 好不好玩
542
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,080
这种武功容不容易学
543
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,040
说容易又不容易, 说难又不难
544
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,880
有人一辈子也学不会
有人一学就会
545
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,760
郭靖和黄蓉你也认识
546
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,560
你说他们两个谁聪明
547
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,360
郭夫人聪明绝顶
548
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,200
我听过儿说
当今世上恐怕无人能及
549
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,040
至于郭大侠, 资质比较普通
550
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,800
何止普通, 比猪还蠢
551
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,800
但是呢很奇怪呀
552
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,200
郭靖这个小子
学我的这个互搏术一学就会了
553
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,840
但是黄蓉这个丫头呢
学来学去都学不会, 真怪
554
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,920
不可能笨人
比聪明人学功夫更快
555
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,240
所以不信也不行
我也不知道为甚么
556
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:36,600
我看你的资质呢
和黄蓉那个丫头也差不多
557
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,840
武功也差不多
558
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,520
我看你也很难能学会的
559
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:40,920
我不相信
560
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:41,720
你不信？
561
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,280
好, 我就让你试试
562
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:46,760
你用两根竹子
563
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,880
左手呢画方的, 右手画圆的
两手同时画
564
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,120
你画给我看
565
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,680
来, 慢慢画
566
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,400
你以前学过呀？
567
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,440
没有
568
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:10,560
那你怎么会的？
569
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,080
很简单嘛
570
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,840
我心里甚么都不想
571
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,200
只是想左手画方, 右手画圆
不就行了
572
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,200
你可真是不可思议呀
573
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,400
真不敢相信
574
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,000
那我现在能不能学你的
双手左右互搏术了
575
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,360
当然行了, 来, 我教你, 来…
576
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,920
总而言之呢
577
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:00,040
我这套双手互搏术的要诀
就是要分心二用, 你明白吗
578
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:01,720
我明白了
579
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,280
不错…
580
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,680
师父, 那个周伯通
中了五彩雪蜘蛛的剧毒
581
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,440
都过了一夜了
怎么还没毒发身亡
582
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,360
没想到周伯通的内力深不可测
583
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,640
竟然用他的内力顶住毒
不让它发作
584
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,800
我们该怎么办
难道就这样等下去
585
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,840
既然一天半天毒不死他
我们就把他呛死
586
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:26,720
达尔巴
587
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,320
师父
588
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,680
你去捡些树枝和枯草来
589
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,440
是
590
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,040
小龙女, 我们不如用掌风
把蜘蛛网打破
591
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,240
那不就不怕蜘蛛网粘到我们了
592
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,080
蜘蛛网本身就是网状
根本就无处着力
593
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,720
就算是狂风暴雨
也没法把它弄破
594
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,520
更何况是我们的掌风
595
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,880
你怎么了
596
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,520
毒又发作了
597
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,200
你找甚么呀
598
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,280
我找到了
599
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:14,440
你干甚么
600
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000
刚才你的毒针扎我挺舒服的
601
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,240
我以为再扎扎会好一点
602
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,400
谁知道越扎越疼
603
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,680
我明白了
604
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,880
因为玉蜂针的蜂毒
正好是毒蜘蛛的克星
605
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,160
但是这枝针刚才已经用过
已经没有毒性了
606
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,800
因此你用它扎自己会更疼
607
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,840
那么你再找找
你身上还有没有毒针了
608
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,560
我身上真的没有毒针了
609
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,280
我有办法
610
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,160
你把蜂蜜拿出来干甚么
我又吃不下
611
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,960
既然蜂毒可以对付这毒蜘蛛
612
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,280
那我想蜜蜂一定也能对付它
613
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,080
师父, 行了吗
614
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,560
还不快点点火
615
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:09,280
是
616
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,560
师父, 你闻到没有？好香呀
617
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,000
是呀
618
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,600
似乎是山洞里传出来的
619
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,840
师父, 怎么突然
飞来这么多蜜蜂
620
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:40,840
真是想不到
621
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:41,720
他们竟然想出
622
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,120
把蜜蜂引到这里来
把蜘蛛网冲破
623
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,480
那还要不要点火呢
624
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,160
既然他们想出来
我就在这儿等他出来送死
625
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,240
加油啊…
626
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,320
多叫些蜜蜂进来
627
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,040
成功了…终于把蜘蛛网冲破了
628
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,120
真好, 好啊
629
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,680
真可惜, 牺牲了这么多的蜜蜂
630
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,000
小龙女, 你可真有本事
631
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,160
居然有办法招来
这么多蜜蜂对付五彩雪蜘蛛
632
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,920
不过没有用
633
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,520
既使你们
把蜘蛛网冲破了跑出来
634
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,160
也是死路一条
635
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,760
岂有此理, 这个臭和尚
你敢口出狂言
636
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,520
小龙女, 我和你出去教训他
637
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,680
你们终于出来受死了
638
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,200
岂有此理
你这个臭和尚卑鄙下流无耻
639
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,120
我是光明正大和你打赌嘛
你竟然用毒蜘蛛来害我
640
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,280
你算甚么英雄好汉
641
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,760
你信不信我招些蜜蜂来
把你螫成个猪头法王
642
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,840
你废话少说
打不过我就借助蜜蜂来帮忙
643
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,600
不需要借助蜜蜂
644
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,600
我一个人已经足够对付你了
645
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,800
你凭你？你不记得了
646
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,240
杨过现在不在你身边
只有你自己
647
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,160
怎么用双剑合璧呀？
648
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:06,960
小龙女, 就用我教你的
左右互搏术教训他
649
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,000
小龙女, 把你的左手当过儿
右手是你自己那样打他
650
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,760
小龙女, 臭和尚卑鄙无耻
不用和他讲江湖道义
651
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,960
把蜜蜂招来螫他…
652
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,080
好
653
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,520
老衲今天姑且放过你们
654
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,440
周伯通, 你中了我的毒
看你能活得了多久
655
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,000
达尔巴, 我们走
656
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:54,720
是
657
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,160
你别跑呀你
658
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,120
周伯通, 你怎么样
659
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,840
我好疼呀, 又发作了
660
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,280
快叫蜜蜂螫我, 快
661
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,600
够了…停…
662
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,960
再螫我就死了
663
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,440
不要螫了…
664
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,160
够了…好疼呀
665
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,680
好舒服
666
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,120
小龙女
你的蜜蜂朋友真是神奇
667
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,640
真舒服…
668
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,520
你没事就好了
669
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,800
没事…
670
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,920
对了, 小龙女
反正我已经好了
671
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,960
大家都没事做
不如你教我怎么控制蜜蜂
672
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,680
你想学驱蜂之术？
是呀…
673
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:49,760
不是不可以
674
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,960
不过我自己还有一件心事没了
675
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,720
又有甚么心事呀？
676
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,920
不要紧的
不过你反正总是有心事的
677
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,760
现在最重要是教我驱蜂之术
678
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,640
教完我之后
你再去了结你的心事
679
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,440
那怎么行呢
680
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,880
驱蜂之术
短时间内根本就不可能学会
681
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,400
况且我自己的事还没有解决
682
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,840
我怎么有心思教你呢
683
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,600
我周伯通这个人很聪明的
一学就会
684
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,640
等我学会了
我陪你一块去了结你的心事
685
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,400
这件事, 你是帮不了我的
686
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,040
你说来说去还是不肯教我
687
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:33,880
你这么小气
688
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,000
好…你不要走…
689
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,280
你到哪儿去
690
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,400
我决定马上回终南山古墓
691
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,800
回终南山呀？
692
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,760
这么巧啊？我也去终南山
693
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,080
你也去终南山？
694
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,920
是呀…当然了
695
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,240
我去找那个臭道土赵志敬算账
696
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,600
既然大家是同路
那就一块走吧…
697
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,320
小龙女, 我想了想
还是不去终南山了
698
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,320
为甚么
699
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,400
为甚么
700
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,640
对了我突然想起来
有件重要的事要去做
701
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,560
我没有空, 你自己去吧
我不去了
702
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,440
你不教我, 我自己不会学吗
703
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,480
想不到独孤前辈
藏了一坛这么好的美酒
704
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,040
鵰兄, 你真不够朋友
怎么到现在才告诉我
705
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,360
我明白了, 你是为我好
706
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,440
希望我可以专心学好
独狐前辈的武功
707
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,240
不希望我喝酒乱性
708
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,080
你对我实在太好了
709
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,080
正所谓天下无不散之筵席
710
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,320
你在我最艰难最痛苦的时候
711
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,640
一直陪着我、照顾我
712
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,160
还教我武功
713
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,000
我真是不想离开你
714
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:21,320
只不过
我真的有一件很重要事要去做
715
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,680
好, 鵰兄
你是我杨过的良朋知己
716
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,680
我们今天就喝个痛快
717
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,760
鵰兄, 等我找到我姑姑
和报了断臂之仇
718
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,040
我一定和我姑姑回来找你
719
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,360
鵰兄, 保重
720
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,080
再见了, 鵰兄
721
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,880
靖哥哥, 你不必太杞人忧天了
722
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,400
这段时间内
每天都有人到处寻查
723
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,480
如果过儿真有甚么不测
我们也会听到消息的
724
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,640
而且过儿的武功不在你我之下
725
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,320
就算他身受重伤
也会逢凶化吉的
726
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,280
我想他可能是藏起来
不想见我们而已
727
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,680
不行, 我要亲自找他
728
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,720
靖哥哥, 你不可以离开襄阳城
729
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:36,360
是呀
730
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,400
如今襄阳城的安危
就在郭大侠你身上
731
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,880
如果你不在这儿坐镇
万一蒙古大军这时候进攻
732
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,360
那么恐怕就…
过儿一点消息都没有
733
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,560
叫我怎么安心
734
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,920
我真恨不得断手受苦的是我
735
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,440
靖哥哥, 你这又何苦呢
736
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,800
全都怪芙儿
737
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,200
如果不是她闯的大祸
怎么会这样
738
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:04,880
鲁帮主
739
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:05,680
是
740
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,120
查到芙儿藏在哪儿没有
741
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,800
回郭大侠
我们还没有大小姐的下落
742
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,560
蓉儿, 我知道是你藏着芙儿
743
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,360
你告诉她
她藏得了一时藏不了一世
744
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,680
你叫她好好的反省一下
745
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,520
郭芙她不在？
746
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,480
她究竟躲哪儿去了
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