All language subtitles for Bunkd s06e21 Pickett Fencing.eng

Happy birthday, Bill.

Anything special
you want to do for your big day?

Do you not see
the pinch of cinnamon I put on my grits?

I'm already going hog wild.

Well, your day's off
to a sweet start.

But you know what would
make it even sweeter?

If I threw
a party for you.

Thanks, but I don't need
all that fuss.

Maybe an extra scoop of beans
for dinner with cinnamon.

Wow. I had no idea cinnamon
was such a celebratory spice.

But it's your day,
so whatever you want.

I do have one big surprise
coming for you, though.

Ooh! Is it a cow pie
scraper for my boots?

There's a lot caked on.

I'm about half an inch
taller these days.

And you're wearing them
where we eat?

A scraper's
not the surprise,

but I'm buying you
one immediately.

I'm just excited
because this is the first time

my birthday can be
all about me.

My whole life,
I've had to celebrate with my twin sister, Jill.

But not this year.

Um, you may not
enjoy the surprise as much as I thought.

Howdy, Bill?

Jill?

Surprise!

But remember, you also
got a scraper coming.

So yay!

ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

Are you gonna
give me a hug,

or are you
just gonna stand there

looking like a more
surprised version of me?

Sorry. I just can't
believe you're here.

So, Jill,
are you as weird

about ranching
and rodeos as Bill is?

I mean, as passionate.

Jill is a star
barrel racer.

Oh, is that how
you hurt your arm?

No. This is from
piano lessons.

I don't do
anything halfway.

So tell me more
about barrel racing.

Do you, like, race against
other really fast barrels?

Or do you, like,
get in them

and then
roll downhill?

You know, I'm just
gonna go look it up.

So, brother bear,

are we gonna
start planning our birthday or what?

Actually, I wasn't
really planning

on doing anything big
this year.

Don't be silly.

We're gonna have
a Pickett twin

birthday blowout
like we always do.

Except that one year
when we both got food poisoning.

And even then,
it was still a blowout.

Oh, good.
A big party.

Just what I wanted.

That looks both
dangerous and silly.

Talk to me.
How do I get in on this?

I'm practicing
my fencing.

I was worried
my stage combat skills

were getting
a little rusty.

You can do
combat on stage?

Did I just become
a theater nerd?

Let me try.Okay.

But don't expect to be
great at it right away.

Fencing is a serious skill.

Whoa! That is
some serious skill.

Thanks. I've always
had an affinity for the pointy arts.

[GRUNTING]

This is so fun.

Die, you wannabe
cantaloupe!

Easy, Winnie.

Even with skill,
the saber is a tool, not a toy.

You need to treat it
with respect.

If you want
to respect my saber,

you should use
its proper name.

Slash McCutsalot,
the watermelon widowmaker.

There is no way
this goes well for me,

although that is
a good name for a sword.

I really regret
naming mine Ben.

Special delivery, guys.

I mean, what's in
the box, not me.

Although I am pretty
dang, dang special.

Oh, you're
in a good mood.

Maybe now
is a good time to tell you

I had to close down
the archery range.

The arrows
are so warped,

they're more like
pointy boomerangs.

On the plus side,

if you miss the target,
you don't have to go get them.

You just pop them
right out of your arm.

As convenient as that sounds,
I'll just buy new arrows.

Really? What happened
to "We don't have money to fix the fridge

"or hire a plumber"?

Or buy food
that wasn't roadkill.

Hey, you can't prove
where that possum came from.

I made sure
there were no tire marks.

But if you must know,
I recently came into some money,

so I bought everyone
new camp jackets.

Whoa! Where'd you get
the money for these?

Not important.
Don't worry about it. Mind your business.

Just enjoy
your new jackets.

I am off to the bank.

That's right.

I have a bank account now.

[ARROW WHIZZES]

Or maybe I'll get
the new arrows first.

Yeah.

You okay, buddy?

Never seen you
look so down, mucking out a barn.

Normally, you scoop poop
with such joie de vivre.

I'm upset
because I'm cleaning up

for a birthday party
I don't even want.

Hey, you never know.
It might be fun.

Fun would be a birthday
where I can do what I want.

Like sitting alone in a field,
thinking about life.

Or blissfully
deworming goats.

There has got to be
a middle ground that involves sheet cake.

Your sister's visit
is really bumming you out, isn't it?

No, that's not it.

We're best friends,
and she's always a ton of...

Hold on. You and your sister
are best friends?

The only time
Priscilla and I

ever got along
was in the womb.

And even then,
I'm pretty sure she hogged all the good nutrients.

I love Jill,
but her big personality takes over,

and we always end up
doing what she wants.

Like big birthdays.

Then don't you think
you should tell Jill how you feel?

No.

In the Pickett family,
we don't talk about our feelings.

Don't worry,
I can handle it.

Hey, brother bear.

I brought our matching
birthday outfits from home.

Yay! Great!

I guess I didn't
hide them well enough.

[CHUCKLES] Whoo-hoo!

Jake, I need your help.

Something really
important is missing.

Don't worry.
Parker explained it to me last week.

The moon is just
on the other side of the planet.

I'm talking
about the next clue to the treasure.

It's the brass plate engraved
with First National Bank

of Dusty Tush Railways
that we found in the ledger.

What if someone stole it?

They could
find the treasure and steal that, too.

Don't worry. I'll help you
look for the clue

or whatever
evil greedy person might have taken it.

♪ Have you heard
about money?

♪ Oh, boy
it's the best

♪ I got so much money

♪ And I'm #blessed

Lou, where did
you get that?

My beautiful singing voice?
From my mama.

No, I'm talking
about your scooter.

Oh, I was thinking
we could start giving

camp tours on wheels.
What do you think?

Hmm. I think
no one's even requested a camp tour on foot.

I get it. You think
I should have sprung

for the hot tub instead,
don't you?

Well, don't worry.
That's coming soon.

♪ Have you heard
about money? ♪

[WHOOPING]

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Yeah. Where did
the moon go?

Oh, wait,
I remember now.

Lou was being weird
about her new money earlier,

and she said
she was going to the bank.

You don't think she meant
First National Bank of Dusty Tush Railways, do you?

Wait. You think
Lou could have

found the treasure
and not told us?

Maybe. But before
we confront her, we need to find proof.

I'm sure we won't
find anything.

Lou might have
a little extra money,

but she doesn't seem
treasure rich.

The giant trampoline
arrives on Tuesday.

Okay. Maybe she is
treasure rich.

Hey, Chef Linus,
can you cut that for me?

Wait.

Never mind.
I got it.

Winnie, is that why
all the tools in the barn look like this?

Oh, my stars.

Uh, I am as surprised
as you are.

I just thought maybe
you would know who did it.

I mean, since there's also
a "W" carved in the barn door.

Has it occurred you
that could stand for Wyoming?

So the state of Wyoming
carved a "W" in the barn door?

I don't know.
Maybe ask Wyoming.

Okay, you're not ready
for this responsibility. I'm taking your saber.

Wait, no!

Uh, isn't there some sort of
ancient rule that says

the only way you can take
someone's sword is through combat?

No!

But lucky for you,
I crave drama, so I'm in.

Then we shall meet
at the most dramatic part of the day.

Sundown.

And by the way,
that was me,

not Wyoming.

Good to know.

I was just about to call
Wyoming's mother.

And food goes here
and the pinata there.

And here's where we'll play
bobbing for horseshoes.

Or maybe we just keep
the party simple.

Burgers and firm handshakes?

Bill, I know you don't like
planning this stuff, so don't worry.

I promise we'll have
the same birthday we always do,

including our big
choreographed twin dance number.

Uh, really?

I think I'm gonna be
pretty exhausted

from all the
firm handshakes.

Hey, I know what
this party-planning session needs.

A deeper conversation
about what you both expect from this party,

and be honest
with each other.

Okay, who wants
to go first?

I'll pick
at random. Bill.

Oh, I almost
forgot cake.

Parker, I like chocolate cake
and Bill likes strawberry.

So we need a red velvet,
'cause it's the middle ground.

But I don't think that
red velvet has any...

Red velvet is fine.

It's always fine.

Okay, y'all start
on decorating,

and I'll get Chef Linus
on the cake.

Oh, I wouldn't
have him bake it,

unless you like icing
made from whipped gopher cartilage.

Bakery in town
it is then.

This has gone
far enough.

You have to
tell your sister how you feel.

No, it's easier
to go along with her.

I don't want to hurt
her feelings.

Come on, let's get
to decorating.

The sooner we start
this dumb party,

the sooner this
dumb party will be over.

Yeah, maybe we won't
put that on the invitations.

Okay. Lou just left
to do some ranch chores,

so we have time
to search her room for clues.

Finally we'll get
to the bottom

of who stole the cookie
from the cookie jar.

Jake, we're looking
for proof

that Lou took
the Dusty Tush treasure.

Oh, right.

But your day will come,
cookie thief.

Okay.

You take that side
of the room,

I'll search
over here.

A foam finger collection?

Keeping it classy,
Hockhauser.

Find anything, Jake?

There's nothing here
but random junk,

like this pillow with the guy
from Smash Mouth on it.

That's actually Guy Fieri.
Common mistake.

[DISTANT RUMBLING]

Destiny, excuse you.

That wasn't me.
It was the stairs.

That's a new one.
My mom usually blames it on the dog.

Just hide.

[LOU HUMMING]

How long are we going
to be stuck in here?

She's a busy camp director.
I'm sure she'll leave soon.

Well, Guy, I've got
a few hours to kill.

How about we take a trip
down to sleepy town?

Or we'll die here.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Hey, have you been
getting my messages?

I need to cash in
a few more gems.

I'm burning through the money
quicker than I thought.

She must be talking
about the treasure.

I don't want my campers
to know where this money came from,

so let's meet during
the birthday party we're having later.

Everyone will be busy.
It's perfect.

Well, Guy,
I'm too jazzed for a nap now.

Mama's got
fresh dough coming in.

What I wouldn't give to know
what's going on behind those sweet shades.

I can't believe it.
Lou found the treasure,

and now
she's spending it all without us.

What are we waiting for?

We have our proof.
Let's go bust Lou.

Not yet. We need to
catch her in the act.

We'll go to the birthday party
and keep a close eye on her.

[RUMBLING]

Quick,
Lou's coming back!

No, that one was me.

Okay.

I'm sorry it has
to come to this, Winnie,

but I promise
to be merciful.

Your reign of terror
ends now.

Whoo-hoo!
I nailed that delivery.

Where's the camera
and the sound guy when you need them?

Well, consider me your editor
and prepare to get spliced.

Nobody uses my own
industry puns against me.

En garde!

[GRUNTS]

NOAH: Wow, you're good.

But I will still prevail
and eventually strike you down.

Seriously, why is no one
getting this gold on film?

Bill, why aren't you
wearing the outfit?

I wanted to,
but coyotes took it.

If you see something
that looks like a dog wearing overalls,

do not give him
belly rubs.

Okay.

And then the guy says
that they're going to send me a regular-size trampoline.

So I said,
"If I can't bounce all the way to Idaho,

"I don't want it."

We'll keep watching Lou,
and when she leaves

to meet the person
from the phone call,

she'll lead us
right to the treasure.

But what if Lou leaves
before they serve cake, and we don't get a slice?

Seriously, Jake,
you're worried about cake right now?

Fine. Let's cut a piece
out of the middle and hope no one notices.

Hey, Bill, over here.

Since you love
milking cows so much,

this is how people can
get something to drink.

Check it out.

That's so cool.

I'm not even bothered
by the extra teat,

and your gross
misunderstanding of cow anatomy.

Oh, I'll just pretend
you said thank you.

Here, you give it a try.

I think we need to kick
this party up a notch.

Let's do
our twin dance now.

Uh, but we can't
because...

Uh, because...

Because people
are sword fighting now.

Oh, drat!

Oh, man, my cow.

Oh, so that's how
you milk a cow.

Untrue.
Please don't try that.

By the way,
where's Lou?

Oh, no, she left.

We have to find her
before she sells the treasure.

Hey, everyone,
don't even think about taking this piece of cake.

I've licked every inch.

NOAH:
Give it up, Winnie, you're cornered.

WINNIE: No one puts
Winnie in a corner.

We should have had them
cut a piece of cake before they left.

Am I right?

You know, I think
it's time for our dance.

I'm not really
in the mood.

Maybe you can do it
by yourself.

What?

But a twin dance
without a twin is just a dance.

Jill, I really
don't want to.

Oh, come on. Don't get
stage fright now.

Hit it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I don't want
to do it, okay?

I never want to do
our silly dance ever again.

CROWD: Aw.

Now, this is more like
the sibling parties I'm used to.

But don't worry,
we'll all feel better

once Celine Dion
comes out and performs.

Okay, Bill,

so I let you try to
handle this your way,

and clearly
that's not working.

Do we have to
do this now, Parker?

Yes, we do.

It's time to tell Jill
how you feel,

because I'm afraid
that you're gonna end up like me and Priscilla.

Are things really that bad
between you and your sister?

She paid to have the Toronto
sewer system named after me.

It's an impressive
piece of engineering,

but it's still called
the Parker Preston Poop Works!

Just talk to her.

Well, I better be
moseying off to yee haw, doggy.

He's a greenhorn,

but he's our
little greenhorn.

Listen, Bill.

You don't have to
do the dance if you don't want to.

I didn't know
it bothered you that much.

Truth is,
it's not the dance.

I love you,
and you're my best friend,

but sometimes you get
so excited about things

that you don't listen
to what I want.

But we always compromise,
like with the cake.

Jill, there's
no strawberries in red velvet cake.

It's baked
using food coloring

because, well,
no one knows.

Apparently, some people
just love the taste of red.

Bill, you could've
told me how you felt.

You can always
talk to me.

I know, but I haven't
always been great at expressing myself.

Being at Kikiwaka
is helping me with it.

Becoming my own person.

I'm glad.

And I promise
to listen to you more.

Just don't change
too much.

You're already
my favorite person.

I love you, bro.I love you, sis.

Wow, same time.

Do a twinsie?

Nah. Just one's enough.

NOAH: Eat blade,
you mischievous miscreant.

WINNIE: [GASPS]
Hurtful, I think.

I don't know
what that means.

Okay. What is that
all about?

I don't know,
but don't ask.

You can get sucked
into a caper pretty quick around here.

That must be
the treasure.

I knew we'd catch her
red handed.

Oh, man, she's been
stealing red paint, too?

This lady.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Hey, when you get here,
just meet me in the mess hall.

I can't wait to see
how much this haul is worth.

J'accuse!

Which is the name
of my French cousin who steals a lot.

Change of plans.
Do not meet me in the mess hall.

I repeat, do not
meet me in the...[CALL DISCONNECTS]

Oh. Well, a simple goodbye
would have been nice.

What are you guys
doing in my room?

We know exactly
what you're up to.

You do?

We all do.

I'll tell you what's going on
behind these sweet shades.

Judgment.

We're not gonna
let you steal

the lost treasure
of Dusty Tush.

Which is a bunch
of penny rolls?

This isn't the treasure.
Why isn't this the treasure?

Why on earth
would you guys think I have the lost treasure?

Because you've been
acting super weird

about all this
new money coming in.

And the brass plate

with the next clue
in it is missing.

I always keep it
in my back pocket,

so if it's not there,
that means...

It was in my other
back pocket.

I've now entered
the oops stage of this conversation.

Wait. So who stole
the treasure?

And why does Lou
have pennies?

Is the cookie thief
behind all this?

Okay, fine.

I wanted some extra money
to fix up the ranch,

so I used the shop vac
to suck up the coins

at the bottom of the well.

That's right.
I stole wishes.

How did you get
so much money from one little well?

Well's over 100 years old.

Some of the coins
at the bottom of it

are extremely rare
and valuable,

so I've been selling them
to a coin collector.

Wait. So then if it
wasn't the treasure,

why were you being
so secretive?

Because I was embarrassed.

I mean,
who steals wishes?

I don't know.Me neither.

But they can't be
the good guys.

Oh, Lou.

So what if you sucked up
a bunch of old coins with a shop vac?

You were trying
to help the camp.

There's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

Lost control
of the shop vac at one point

and got it stuck
to my face.

Well, that you can be
embarrassed about.

I guess we can close the book
on the stolen treasure case.

I can't wait
to tell J'accuse about all this.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

WINNIE: Ah-ha!

I win, I win!

I can do what I want
when I want with Slash McCutsalot,

which is mostly slashing
and cutting a lot.

Yep, you beat me,
and you're free to do whatever you want.

You know, it really
warms my heart

to see you so passionate
about fencing.

It does?Yeah.

On second thought,
I think it's pretty cool

how you goof off
with your fencing saber.

Carving "W"s into things,
cutting stuff in half.

Me and Ben here
never do fun stuff like that.

You think it's cool?

Darn right.

Maybe we could
do it together.

Mmm. You know,
I think I might be done with my sword for the day.

You should just
hold on to this

until we start
our lessons.

Okay. Bye.

Point Noah.

What just
happened?

I just did the one thing
that would make any kid

lose interest
in something dangerous super quick.

I, an older
authority figure,

told him
it was cool to do it.

I wish I knew this trick
three explosions ago.

Bill, you got
the outfit back

from the fashion
forward coyotes?

And now that
I say it out loud,

I'm not sure
why I bought that.

I'm sorry
for lying to you, Jill.

Let's put it behind us,
'cause I'm ready to do our dance.

You don't have to
if you don't want to.

You know, now that I know
I can choose, I really do.

All right then,
let's get this party started.

[MUSIC PLAYING]PARKER: Hey.

GIRL: Whoo!PARKER: Yes, yes!

Let's go!

Let's hit it!

BOY 1: Oh, yeah!GIRL: Come on!

Let's go!
Let's get it!

BOY 2: Whoo! Whoo!PARKER: Oh, yeah!

Hey, y'all.

Yeah!

GIRL: Yes! Come on!

PARKER: Hey!

[ALL CHEERING]

That's my coyote.

Thanks for that,
brother bear.

My pleasure.

If you want to leave
and go do ranch chores now, you can.

[SIGHS]
Thank goodness.

Look out, goat worms,
the birthday boy's coming

Hey, any chance
I can get that in a men's medium?

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