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Well, what do you think?
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Jesus Christ!
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I fucking told you
these movies would be shit,
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and they are pure shit, literally.
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They stink.
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I can tell you why you insisted to show me
this trash, you vain dumb-ass.
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Shave off your stupid brush
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and you'll look precisely like
this retarded pervert.
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Ouch! Are we fucking done?
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I kinda like these movies.
Everyone's talking about them.
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Bill doesn't like when things
are more insane than he is.
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Watch it, Tits!
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Having the privilege
to fuck and suck me dry
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still doesn't give a woman...
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..the right to an opinion.
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- Sir, I'm sorry. It was just a joke.
- Shut your pussy mouth.
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And go answer my fucking mail.
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Why do you look so damn pleased?
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Well, sir, I think I found
the solution to all our problems.
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- What?
- 'Mr Boss.
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'We've got a Code 6 in Block 4.'
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Not again.
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Damn it!
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Sir, our prison, relatively,
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has the highest personnel turnover,
violence rates,
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legal and medical costs, than any other
institution in the US correctional system.
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Things'll have to change fast
or Governor Hughes will replace us.
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Huh. Over my dead body.
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Get a load of Billy Boss.
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You think you're the fucking
Lone Ranger?
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I'm no Kemo fucking Sabe, bitch!
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Please, sir?
I think I have a solution.
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Scheiss! Nazi!
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I'm gonna rape you...
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..to fucking death!
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And it scares you. I can see it.
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You motherfucker.
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- What's his number?
- Prisoner 297, sir.
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Make a note.
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I'll treat this walking skin cancer
later on.
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Stop moving!
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- Which cocksucker did this?
- Hold his arm down, goddamn it!
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178, sir.
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By the way, doc,
I need my physical check-up.
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- See you in an hour at your office.
- Sir...
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Did you hear me?
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Yes, sir!
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Fuck you! Fuck you!
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Look.
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Death-rape will be your destiny.
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What's the ape-nigger's
masturbation arm?
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He's right-handed, sir.
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Goddamn you!
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Turn him around, belly down.
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- You want more?
- Please, sir, no more!
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Think of the medical expenses.
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When your little monkey bones
are healed,
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I'll come by for a follow-up.
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Goddamn!
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Oh, fuck!
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I'm gonna kill you! You wait!
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- Death-rape!
- You want to rape me to death?
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- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
- Come on!
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Motherfuckers!
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- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
- On your knees!
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I want respect!
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I deserve respect!
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Respect!
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Oh, God!
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Ow!
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160 to 120!
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Ha!
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- Sweet bleeding Jesus!
- Listen, Bill, my plan...
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Shut the fuck up!
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- I need to relax for a few minutes.
- How can you relax with such problems?
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- I believe...
- I believe...
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..in bringing back
medieval torture methods.
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Reverse hanging.
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Spanish boots.
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And the good old rack.
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Statistics show that the system,
as it is now, just doesn't function.
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Poisonous spiders...
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..for prisoners with arachnophobia.
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Massive force-feeding with raw
slaughterhouse wastes of pork
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for Muslims and Jews!
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Beat them crippled with their Torahs,
Qurans or Bibles!
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More than $50 billion a year
are spent on corrections,
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yet more than four in ten offenders,
nationwide,
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return to prison
within three years of their release.
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Eyes for eyes.
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Uh!
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Teeth for teeth!
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Times hundred!
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A prison should be a real deterrent,
not a goddamn nursing home.
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I agree, but medieval torture
ain't gonna be the answer.
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Something else will.
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That's why...
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Mr Boss, I have
a special delivery for you.
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Don't bother me, Tits.
Goddamn it! I have to think.
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Sorry, sir.
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No! Wait.
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Give it to me.
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Your rolling ass cheeks tell me
what it must be.
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By the way, I need my ball sack
emptied before lunch!
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- Holy shit!
- What is that?
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Tribe leaders in Africa chew them
for unbelievable strength.
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Yeah, but what exactly is it?
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- Dried clitorises.
- What?
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Clitorises!
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- What?
- 'We are coming.'
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- What?
- 'We're coming to your office, bitch.'
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- Who's this?
- 'You don't know who I am?
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'Your death squad coming to rape you
to pieces, you fucking white trash!'
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- Get me a guard on the line this instant!
- Something wrong?
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- They're coming.
- Who's coming?
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It's a Code 8.
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What's going on?
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- Fuck off!
- Hey!
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This time,
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it's real, jerk!
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Really real!
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Oh, no, not again.
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'Yes, sir?'
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- What's going on?
- 'Sorry, Mr Butler.
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'346 must've used his monthly
family phone call to call Mr Boss.
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'Won't happen again.'
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False alarm.
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Why didn't you let me in?
What's going on?
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This goddamn heat
is driving me insane.
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Sir, Dr Jones called
about your physical.
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Whoever did this is...
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..fucked!
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Your heart is racing.
Have you been under a lot of stress?
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Stress for pussies!
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I also hear a heart murmur.
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Listen, I'm not fucking paying you
to give me bad news.
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I would like to draw some blood
and do an EKG as well.
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I demand some fucking good news.
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Or your ass will be fired.
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There's nothing wrong with me, right?
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You're in perfect health, sir.
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Great.
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I knew that.
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Back to work!
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Billy Boss,
good thing you joined the party!
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Already regret your little phone action,
Tonto?
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I'd scalp you
if you had any fucking hair!
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Fuck!
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- What is this?
- Water, sir.
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I said boiling water!
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- Fuck-face!
- Get some teabags with that!
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Earl Grey! Hahaha!
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Please, sir. Just think
of the outrageous medical costs.
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It's our jobs on the line here.
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Sir, Governor Hughes will be
arriving in 20 minutes.
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What? Today?
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I thought that lobby-whore
was coming on Thursday.
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- Sorry. It's in the agenda for today.
- Shit!
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Try to make him touch your ass
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so we can sue his ass
for sexual harassment.
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I will, sir.
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Will you be attending
the execution tonight?
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You fucking know.
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I never go to these...
wellness-executions by injections.
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Sister Dwight will attend
the feel-good penalty.
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Get me outta here!
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Shut up, you timber-nigger!
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Ah!
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Guantanamo style!
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XXL.
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Fuck you, you Nazi!
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Boiling waterboarding!
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By Bill Boss.
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Eyes for eyes.
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Teeth for teeth.
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Yeah!
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Times...
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..hundred.
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You've lost your soul, William Boss.
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Oh, excuse me, sir.
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I was...
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May I offer you a top-of-the-line
Dominican cigar, Governor?
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Hm.
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I only smoke Cuban cigars,
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the world's best.
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You are a native-born citizen
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of the glorious United States of America.
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The greatest nation on Earth.
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And you're not ashamed to smoke
communistic cigars from Cuba?
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I'm only a German American
from Schweinfurt,
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but I feel deeply ashamed for you, sir.
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I apologise.
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The heat...is driving me crazy.
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Right.
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The heat.
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I guess it's your...depressing statistics.
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Statistics are Mr Butler's department.
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Er...I know things aren't going so well.
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We are running costs inefficiently.
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That's true.
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I'm afraid...
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..I have to fire poor Mr Butler.
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Poor Mr Butler, your accountant,
has nothing to do with it.
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Answering violence with violence
is not the way of a real leader.
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You, Bill, are no boss.
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You have managed one thing, however.
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To damage me in an election year.
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I'll return in two weeks.
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When I return, I want changes.
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And if I don't get them...
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..I will replace you and your accountant.
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Understood?
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Very well, sir. Sure thing.
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No problem, sir.
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Fuck...
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Fuck you!
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Fuck yourself!
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You imbecile communist zombie cunt!
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00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:44,381
Nobody insults me like that!
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I'll stuff your baggy
homosexual shithole
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with Cuban cigars
up to your throat!
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Don't mess with Bill Boss!
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- I did everything I could, I swear.
- Please, boss, listen to my idea...
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Shut the fuck up!
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Fuck the sissy psychological...
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..leadership bullshit!
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My leadership balls are atom bombs!
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100 megatons each!
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I'll teach him leadership.
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I'll do what I wanted to do since ages.
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Castrate them all!
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No! It won't work!
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Besides, it's permanent.
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Send the cockroaches to the yard.
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But it's 120 degrees outside.
That's irresponsible.
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Great!
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Let the pork roast.
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'Good morning, pigs.'
Fuck you!
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'Good to smell your acid stink again.
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'A prison is like a swine farm.'
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- Death-rape! Death-rape!
- 'I'm your almighty lord and swineherd.
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'My grandfather owned
a big one in Germany.
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'He castrated thousands of pigs.
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'Why?
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'Because they had
too much testosterone.
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'That's what makes them
so aggressive.
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'You might wonder why I'm telling you
this touching little story.
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'One of you lucky cocksuckers
will have the privilege
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'to experience first as a prototype
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'the transformation
into a cissy eunuch.
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'Castration...
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..'will return all of you
back into society
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'as sweet, harmless,
submissive pussy schnitzels.
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'And the winner is...
255
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:42,059
..'our awesome tattoo wasp!
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00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:47,732
'Sister prisoner 297. Congrats!
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'Take him to the special cell.
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'Enjoy your sunbath.'
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00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,453
Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
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Hey, Warden. I like my men bald.
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I think it's sexy. Why don't you come
over here and suck my dick?
263
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:38,073
No worries.
264
00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:43,871
As a child... I've seen it 100 times.
265
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,915
Trust me.
266
00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:01,221
Turn him around.
267
00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,434
Facing the wall.
268
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:22,201
Oh, no! Please don't!
269
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,400
You bitch!
270
00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:14,712
Bring these little fuckers
to the cook.
271
00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:17,507
I want them medium rare...
272
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:20,342
..for lunch.
273
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:28,100
Mmm...
274
00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,821
Have him stitched up!
275
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:43,198
Ha-ha!
276
00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:49,914
Yeah!
277
00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:10,434
Ahhh.
278
00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:14,021
Uh...
279
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,109
I'm sorry, sir.
280
00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:22,154
I can't do it with Dwight in the room.
281
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:28,160
Go ahead, for Christ's sake!
282
00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:32,790
Dwight!
283
00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,626
It's my pet!
284
00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:41,966
Uh!
285
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:44,760
Uh! Whoa!
286
00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:47,930
Good! Oh! Yeah!
287
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:49,389
Yeah!
288
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,579
Ooh!
289
00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:21,213
O-o-oh!
290
00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:23,298
A-ah!
291
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,181
C'mon.
292
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,559
Swallow it!
293
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:38,523
I didn't get your asshole of a father
out of prison for nothing!
294
00:31:38,649 --> 00:31:42,860
Swallow it, bitch!
Swallow up! Goddamn it!
295
00:31:56,811 --> 00:31:59,354
Sir, could I please have a candy
for the taste?
296
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,815
- Help yourself.
- Daisy, don't!
297
00:32:01,941 --> 00:32:03,859
Shut up!
298
00:32:08,531 --> 00:32:11,742
Gross! This is salty.
299
00:32:12,701 --> 00:32:15,287
Back to work, office slut.
300
00:32:16,873 --> 00:32:19,457
Where's my lunch?
I'm fucking hungry.
301
00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:25,380
Ah!
302
00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:38,226
Here's your lunch, Mr Boss.
303
00:32:39,854 --> 00:32:42,731
Mm. Energy food.
304
00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,043
Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong.
305
00:33:03,169 --> 00:33:06,088
No, I've just been so busy.
306
00:33:12,595 --> 00:33:15,513
Gesegnete Mahlzeit.
307
00:33:15,639 --> 00:33:19,476
I did talk to him about the hours.
He said that it's going to get better.
308
00:33:41,582 --> 00:33:43,959
Look...
309
00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:46,837
We are positively in the papers.
310
00:33:48,172 --> 00:33:51,216
"Craig Sinner executed
311
00:33:51,342 --> 00:33:56,513
"in George HW Bush
State Prison at 1am."
312
00:33:56,639 --> 00:33:58,724
Did you get off last night?
313
00:33:58,850 --> 00:34:02,560
Well, he called for Satan
before he died.
314
00:34:02,686 --> 00:34:09,567
Putting the cockroach gently to sleep
with a cissy needle.
315
00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:16,408
Is that the way he killed the kid?
316
00:34:18,953 --> 00:34:20,996
No!
317
00:34:22,498 --> 00:34:28,837
Torture-castration
will be the final solution.
318
00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:31,339
No, it won't!
319
00:34:34,677 --> 00:34:39,681
Why is this shit on my desk?
320
00:34:39,808 --> 00:34:44,978
Please, please, please, Bill,
will you just listen to my idea?
321
00:34:45,939 --> 00:34:49,607
Not when I'm eating my health food.
322
00:34:50,944 --> 00:34:55,197
- What?
- 'Sir, prisoner 297's about to wake up.'
323
00:35:02,663 --> 00:35:06,624
The moment of truth.
324
00:35:08,586 --> 00:35:10,754
You white fuck!
325
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,309
Crimson red.
326
00:35:24,435 --> 00:35:26,644
Thoroughbred.
327
00:35:26,771 --> 00:35:30,774
I'm still a red man, you fucker!
You white fuck!
328
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:34,737
When I'm walking free,
I'm gonna stab in your eyes!
329
00:35:37,698 --> 00:35:40,784
Time for the follow-up,
as I promised.
330
00:35:42,996 --> 00:35:45,413
Aaaagh!
331
00:35:45,539 --> 00:35:48,041
You...!
332
00:36:15,153 --> 00:36:17,780
Well, he's still a bit weak
from the incident,
333
00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:20,365
but we've given him some morphine
to manage the pain.
334
00:36:20,491 --> 00:36:24,953
- I personally castrated him.
- Yes, we all are aware.
335
00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:30,667
And tomorrow, we'll start a fucking
mass castration, doing them all.
336
00:36:39,218 --> 00:36:41,929
Thanks, doc, for fixing everything.
337
00:36:42,055 --> 00:36:47,935
I owe Mr Boss. This is the only hospital
that'll let me work without my license.
338
00:36:48,061 --> 00:36:52,189
You'd better believe it.
Glad you appreciate it.
339
00:37:05,661 --> 00:37:07,704
Hey, man.
340
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:15,796
How do you feel?
Feel submissive, even thankful, I bet.
341
00:37:18,424 --> 00:37:19,632
Agh!
342
00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:25,055
You took them. That's OK.
I don't need them.
343
00:37:26,474 --> 00:37:29,977
When I get loose,
I'm gonna find some barbed wire.
344
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:34,272
And I'm gonna fuck you
in the ass with it.
345
00:37:34,398 --> 00:37:39,820
And then I'm gonna dig up your German
Nazi parents and fucking rape them, too.
346
00:37:42,115 --> 00:37:44,032
Siegheil, motherfucker!
347
00:37:46,745 --> 00:37:49,121
See? I told you it wouldn't work.
348
00:37:49,247 --> 00:37:53,876
Shut your filthy mouth!
349
00:38:26,450 --> 00:38:28,535
I'm not getting a heartbeat.
350
00:38:28,661 --> 00:38:32,205
- Resuscitate him, quickly!
- Can I have the crash cart over here?
351
00:38:34,876 --> 00:38:36,626
All right. Charging.
352
00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:41,256
Everybody clear? Shocking now.
353
00:38:47,388 --> 00:38:48,931
Charging.
354
00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:50,265
Shocking now.
355
00:38:56,522 --> 00:38:59,316
I'll kill this creature twice!
356
00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:44,402
I do not accept this heat.
357
00:39:52,746 --> 00:39:54,872
I want you to watch these.
358
00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:59,709
Oh, I've seen those.
They're really good.
359
00:40:46,424 --> 00:40:48,258
Where you been?
360
00:41:11,741 --> 00:41:16,870
I'm gonna shoot
all the malignant cocksuckers.
361
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,997
Then you.
362
00:41:19,874 --> 00:41:21,875
And then myself.
363
00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:26,463
What's the goddamn point of living
364
00:41:26,589 --> 00:41:31,885
when even the castration
programme doesn't work
365
00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:34,512
and I get fired?
366
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,350
Seriously?
367
00:41:38,476 --> 00:41:41,228
It's also my job
and my life on the line!
368
00:41:41,354 --> 00:41:48,151
How dare you,
you ugly piece of mutant shit?
369
00:41:48,277 --> 00:41:50,695
Talking to me like that!
370
00:41:50,822 --> 00:41:53,866
I have been tryin' to tell you
for days now.
371
00:41:53,992 --> 00:41:56,744
I have the answer
to all our problems.
372
00:41:58,037 --> 00:42:00,998
We've got to make a human centipede
of our prisoners,
373
00:42:01,124 --> 00:42:04,752
sewn ass-to-mouth,
sharing one digestive system.
374
00:42:05,586 --> 00:42:11,008
No more prison fights. No more assaults
on guards. No more disrespect.
375
00:42:11,134 --> 00:42:15,303
They will literally be on their knees,
begging for your mercy.
376
00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:20,433
And it's the ultimate deterrent
for those considering a career in crime.
377
00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:22,144
It's brilliant!
378
00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:25,188
We don't gotta deal with their shit
no more.
379
00:42:25,314 --> 00:42:27,315
They just gotta deal with each other's.
380
00:42:27,441 --> 00:42:28,859
What?
381
00:42:31,029 --> 00:42:34,531
That B-movie shit?
382
00:42:38,161 --> 00:42:41,413
- Impossible!
- No. It is possible.
383
00:42:41,539 --> 00:42:47,169
That's why I let Daisy make an appointment
with Mr Tom Six, creator of these films.
384
00:42:47,295 --> 00:42:51,173
He claims that it's 100 percent
medically accurate.
385
00:42:52,175 --> 00:42:58,847
The man is still in his potty stage,
a poop-infatuated toddler.
386
00:42:58,973 --> 00:43:04,686
You call him now and tell him
I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker
387
00:43:04,813 --> 00:43:07,189
about his poop fetish!
388
00:43:07,315 --> 00:43:09,942
Fine, then! We'll get fired!
389
00:43:10,068 --> 00:43:14,321
You are fired!
390
00:43:14,447 --> 00:43:16,614
Right now!
391
00:43:16,741 --> 00:43:20,327
You know, Bill Boss,
I used to look up to you.
392
00:43:20,453 --> 00:43:23,371
I used to idol-worship you.
393
00:43:23,497 --> 00:43:25,623
I worked ten years for you
394
00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:29,294
and I grew this stupid moustache
to look like you.
395
00:43:30,171 --> 00:43:36,259
But I know what you are.
You're a sadistic, vile asshole.
396
00:43:36,385 --> 00:43:39,054
Get out of my face,
397
00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:43,934
you malignant midget.
398
00:44:22,265 --> 00:44:27,978
I just saved your fucking life!
399
00:44:36,112 --> 00:44:47,247
Bleugh!
400
00:44:52,503 --> 00:44:54,212
Aagh.
401
00:44:55,256 --> 00:44:58,716
I...hate...
402
00:44:58,843 --> 00:45:03,388
human beings!
403
00:45:45,890 --> 00:45:49,517
Black, chicken, slave niggers!
404
00:45:50,854 --> 00:45:55,816
Mother-fisting, baby-raping
Mexican lowlifes!
405
00:45:56,650 --> 00:46:02,572
Me cago en la madre Que Te parió.
406
00:46:03,491 --> 00:46:08,954
Circumcised, ugly,
Jewish goat-fuckers!
407
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:13,708
Pubic-hair-bearded
Islamic halal pigs!
408
00:46:13,835 --> 00:46:18,797
Jesus-fucking, bleached-assholed,
409
00:46:18,923 --> 00:46:22,926
impotent, yellow-faced,
410
00:46:23,052 --> 00:46:26,388
narrow-eyed coons!
411
00:47:15,939 --> 00:47:18,148
Guards?
412
00:47:30,286 --> 00:47:32,079
Dwight!
413
00:47:37,043 --> 00:47:41,379
How have you all
got out of your cells?
414
00:47:41,505 --> 00:47:44,507
Go back to your cells immediately.
415
00:47:47,261 --> 00:47:50,472
I-I only follow orders.
416
00:47:52,016 --> 00:47:54,810
I just try and do my job.
417
00:47:54,936 --> 00:47:59,106
Please forgive me and let me go.
418
00:48:01,735 --> 00:48:04,737
I'll pardon all of you.
419
00:48:05,613 --> 00:48:07,530
No!
420
00:48:08,532 --> 00:48:11,493
I just let you go.
421
00:48:11,619 --> 00:48:14,162
Immediately. You can go.
422
00:48:15,456 --> 00:48:19,709
Go!
423
00:48:19,836 --> 00:48:21,795
See your fucking...
424
00:48:23,965 --> 00:48:26,800
See your loved ones.
425
00:48:27,468 --> 00:48:30,763
I have a heart problem.
426
00:48:31,597 --> 00:48:34,599
And diabetes mellitus.
427
00:48:35,769 --> 00:48:44,067
Under stress, I could get a severe attack
that would kill me.
428
00:48:44,193 --> 00:48:45,485
Aagh!
429
00:48:47,696 --> 00:48:49,447
My heart!
430
00:48:57,123 --> 00:48:59,707
Today is your day to be fucked,
431
00:48:59,834 --> 00:49:01,919
like the rest of us.
432
00:49:02,045 --> 00:49:05,213
I'm not gonna do you
in your stinking ass.
433
00:49:06,007 --> 00:49:09,426
I'm gonna cut you a fresh hole
in your soft kidney tissue.
434
00:49:11,179 --> 00:49:13,055
Belly down!
435
00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:17,893
Death-rape.
436
00:49:25,109 --> 00:49:28,695
Death-rape.
Death-rape. Death-rape.
437
00:49:41,334 --> 00:49:45,503
- This shit feels good.
- Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
438
00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:51,009
Like that, Daddy?
439
00:49:51,135 --> 00:49:53,178
Oh, yeah. Ooh!
440
00:49:53,304 --> 00:49:57,015
Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape!
Death-rape! Death-rape!
441
00:49:59,393 --> 00:50:03,563
Death-rape! Death-rape!
Death-rape!
442
00:50:03,689 --> 00:50:06,358
Don't move. Here it comes.
443
00:50:10,905 --> 00:50:12,572
Oh, fuck!
444
00:50:30,049 --> 00:50:31,424
Mm!
445
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:55,906
What?
446
00:50:56,032 --> 00:50:58,743
'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate.'
447
00:50:58,869 --> 00:51:00,745
Send him in.
448
00:51:14,635 --> 00:51:16,093
Dwight!
449
00:51:28,273 --> 00:51:30,733
Didn't I fire you?
450
00:51:30,859 --> 00:51:32,902
I'm gonna give you one last chance.
451
00:51:33,028 --> 00:51:36,238
If you don't like what you hear,
then I'll quit myself.
452
00:51:39,826 --> 00:51:41,243
Uh-huh?
453
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,875
Mr Tom Six. It's so great to meet you.
My name's Daisy.
454
00:51:48,001 --> 00:51:50,545
I was wondering if you could sign
an autograph for me.
455
00:51:50,671 --> 00:51:52,672
- Sure, babe.
- Thank you.
456
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,759
- You're even more handsome in person.
- Thanks.
457
00:51:58,762 --> 00:52:00,846
Let me show you in.
458
00:52:01,932 --> 00:52:04,559
Gentlemen, Mr Tom Six.
459
00:52:06,394 --> 00:52:10,606
- Ah, Mr Six, it's nice to meet you.
- Hello, sir.
460
00:52:10,732 --> 00:52:13,901
My name's Dwight Butler
and this is my boss, Mr Bill Boss.
461
00:52:14,027 --> 00:52:15,486
Sir.
462
00:52:15,612 --> 00:52:17,738
Please, take a seat.
463
00:52:20,283 --> 00:52:24,078
First of all, Mr Six, I'd like to say
congratulations on your movies.
464
00:52:24,204 --> 00:52:26,539
They've become a cultural meme.
465
00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:31,293
I mean there's the South Park episode,
the Human Centipad,
466
00:52:31,419 --> 00:52:36,298
and then there's the LA porn parody
and the cat toys...
467
00:52:36,425 --> 00:52:42,346
I don't have the time
for this... fan shit-shat.
468
00:52:46,643 --> 00:52:49,228
Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
469
00:52:50,188 --> 00:52:55,860
Prisoner 297 had a heart attack
and I had to resuscitate him again.
470
00:52:57,529 --> 00:53:00,239
But...he's stable now.
471
00:53:00,365 --> 00:53:04,994
Mr Six, this is a big pleasure
cos I'm a big fan.
472
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,871
Thank you, sir.
473
00:53:08,915 --> 00:53:10,916
We're gathered here today
474
00:53:11,042 --> 00:53:15,921
to investigate the possibility of applying
Mr Six's human centipede idea
475
00:53:16,047 --> 00:53:18,215
to our prison.
476
00:53:18,341 --> 00:53:21,218
I mean, is it 100 percent
medically accurate?
477
00:53:23,346 --> 00:53:26,974
This is...my desk!
478
00:53:28,226 --> 00:53:30,645
In my headquarters,
479
00:53:30,771 --> 00:53:33,063
at my penitentiary!
480
00:53:33,857 --> 00:53:38,736
Wake up! We are not in a movie,
playing some idiots.
481
00:53:38,862 --> 00:53:41,155
It is 100 percent medically accurate.
482
00:53:41,281 --> 00:53:43,866
I consulted a real surgeon
in Amsterdam.
483
00:53:43,992 --> 00:53:46,494
He made a very detailed
operation report for me,
484
00:53:46,620 --> 00:53:49,705
and he said he could make
a human centipede in his hospital.
485
00:53:49,831 --> 00:53:53,834
I brought the operation report
and the drawings.
486
00:53:55,879 --> 00:53:58,047
Maybe you can have a look at that?
487
00:54:09,893 --> 00:54:12,478
- OK...
- What do you think, doc?
488
00:54:12,604 --> 00:54:16,441
Well, from what I see here,
uh, it looks...
489
00:54:17,317 --> 00:54:19,068
..medically accurate.
490
00:54:19,194 --> 00:54:20,778
Are you sure?
491
00:54:20,904 --> 00:54:23,781
You would have to give
anti-rejection medication
492
00:54:23,907 --> 00:54:28,869
and there's always the risk of infection
during the healing process, but, um...
493
00:54:30,789 --> 00:54:35,042
- Yeah. I'm sure.
- But what about the excreta?
494
00:54:35,168 --> 00:54:39,046
Well, the faeces wouldn't be
contaminated by outside bacteria,
495
00:54:39,172 --> 00:54:42,425
because it would be going from
one digestive tract to another,
496
00:54:42,551 --> 00:54:47,179
so it wouldn't be harmful, but there
wouldn't be much nutritional value.
497
00:54:47,305 --> 00:54:52,935
On the other hand, if you gave
a series of injections of fluids
498
00:54:53,061 --> 00:54:55,771
with plenty of vitamins and minerals,
499
00:54:55,897 --> 00:54:59,399
I don't see why someone couldn't
survive a lifetime in this position.
500
00:54:59,526 --> 00:55:02,695
Ah, gentlemen.
501
00:55:08,076 --> 00:55:11,871
This is a historical moment.
502
00:55:12,956 --> 00:55:17,752
This is beyond medieval torture,
503
00:55:17,878 --> 00:55:20,880
beyond castration!
504
00:55:21,006 --> 00:55:25,426
The ultimate correction, nationwide.
505
00:55:28,847 --> 00:55:31,516
We have business on hand, gentlemen.
506
00:55:31,642 --> 00:55:33,976
- We start immediately.
- No!
507
00:55:34,102 --> 00:55:37,522
The surgery can't be done
like in Tom Six's movies.
508
00:55:37,648 --> 00:55:41,442
We have to take into account of the fact
that at the end of their sentence,
509
00:55:41,568 --> 00:55:44,820
the prisoners have to be released
without being mutilated.
510
00:55:45,989 --> 00:55:48,574
So, I've been thinking about this.
511
00:55:49,493 --> 00:55:53,037
What we have is,
instead of the pulling of the teeth,
512
00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:58,042
we have a gastrointestinal bite-ring
that holds the mouth open,
513
00:55:58,168 --> 00:56:01,546
so they can't stop the faeces
from coming into their system.
514
00:56:01,672 --> 00:56:05,716
Instead of the cutting
of the knee ligaments,
515
00:56:05,842 --> 00:56:10,763
we simply inject to induce
temporary paralysis in that joint.
516
00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:16,393
Then to attach the head to the buttocks
of the person in front,
517
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,396
we have a system of leather straps
518
00:56:19,523 --> 00:56:24,652
which can be adjusted, pulled in tight,
then undone for when we release.
519
00:56:24,778 --> 00:56:28,948
At the end of their sentence
and taken out of the centipede,
520
00:56:29,074 --> 00:56:32,702
there's only a slight scar
round their mouth and anus.
521
00:56:37,874 --> 00:56:41,877
Well, doctor, what do you think?
Is it possible?
522
00:56:42,003 --> 00:56:45,047
Very clever, Mr Butler.
523
00:56:45,173 --> 00:56:50,928
But this, all of this, is beginning
to be in serious conflict
524
00:56:51,054 --> 00:56:53,431
with my Hippocratic oath.
525
00:56:55,225 --> 00:56:58,853
If I back out of this,
I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?
526
00:56:58,979 --> 00:57:02,690
Very clever thinking, Mr Jones.
527
00:57:02,816 --> 00:57:05,359
My original idea
for The Human Centipede films
528
00:57:05,486 --> 00:57:09,489
was sewing a child molester's mouth
to the anus of a fat truck driver,
529
00:57:09,615 --> 00:57:11,532
as a punishment, so I love this.
530
00:57:11,658 --> 00:57:18,080
I just got an even better idea for our
life-time trash and death-row scum,
531
00:57:18,206 --> 00:57:23,043
but I'll talk to my loyal doctor first.
532
00:57:23,795 --> 00:57:27,798
Gentlemen, you may use my human
centipede idea, but on one condition.
533
00:57:27,924 --> 00:57:31,969
I've witnessed all the fake
Latex stuff on my movie sets.
534
00:57:32,095 --> 00:57:37,141
Now, I insist on attending one
of your real mouth-to-anus operations.
535
00:57:39,227 --> 00:57:46,150
Deal. I'll put you in charge
of the whole operation, doctor.
536
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:55,660
Soon you'll lead surgical teams
all over the States.
537
00:57:57,078 --> 00:57:58,871
Fantastic.
538
00:58:00,206 --> 00:58:03,501
We're going to need
a much bigger surgical team.
539
00:58:03,627 --> 00:58:06,378
We have to run blood work
on all the prisoners,
540
00:58:06,505 --> 00:58:09,298
test their stool samples
for parasites...
541
00:58:09,425 --> 00:58:11,634
Whatever you need, doc.
542
00:58:13,762 --> 00:58:18,057
I've another brilliant idea.
543
00:58:18,183 --> 00:58:26,607
We show the cockroaches the two
Human Centipede films back-to-back
544
00:58:26,733 --> 00:58:30,110
at their monthly film night.
545
00:58:31,071 --> 00:58:32,780
And then...
546
00:58:34,032 --> 00:58:37,242
..I'll announce them their fate.
547
00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:40,496
The prisoners will tear this place apart.
548
00:58:41,372 --> 00:58:44,667
We have to do this without
the full knowledge of our clientele.
549
00:58:47,170 --> 00:58:49,213
Shut up, pooper.
550
00:58:52,217 --> 00:58:56,846
'How dare you
turn your back on me?
551
00:58:56,972 --> 00:59:00,140
'I'll give you something!'
552
00:59:15,449 --> 00:59:17,658
Yo! What the fuck is this?
553
00:59:17,784 --> 00:59:25,290
This trash occupies a world
where the stars don't shine.
554
00:59:27,586 --> 00:59:30,379
'Swallow it, bitch!
555
00:59:30,506 --> 00:59:33,173
'Swallow!'
556
00:59:39,055 --> 00:59:42,391
What the fuck?
557
00:59:52,323 --> 00:59:54,199
Oh, man!
558
00:59:57,579 --> 01:00:03,125
These films risk causing harm.
They should be banned!
559
01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:04,418
Ha!
560
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,175
Turn that shit off!
561
01:00:26,028 --> 01:00:28,237
Hey, cockroaches.
562
01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:30,824
Did you like these films?
563
01:00:31,617 --> 01:00:40,625
I handpicked them for you
as an instructional and mental training.
564
01:00:40,751 --> 01:00:46,506
The world's first human prison-centipede
565
01:00:46,632 --> 01:00:49,008
will finally teach you...
566
01:00:50,595 --> 01:00:55,765
..how to become humans.
567
01:00:55,891 --> 01:00:57,892
I don't think this is a very good idea.
568
01:00:58,018 --> 01:00:59,853
Literally,
569
01:00:59,979 --> 01:01:05,149
on your fucking hands and knees.
570
01:01:07,027 --> 01:01:15,452
Your ugly pussy mouths
sewn to an unwiped asshole,
571
01:01:15,578 --> 01:01:21,332
feeding off the diarrhoea
from your fellow inmate.
572
01:01:21,459 --> 01:01:25,128
I can't wait
573
01:01:25,254 --> 01:01:27,797
to see...
574
01:01:29,467 --> 01:01:35,179
..your pure agony!
575
01:01:42,021 --> 01:01:43,855
Help!
576
01:01:45,274 --> 01:01:51,946
Help!
577
01:02:12,568 --> 01:02:14,402
What's going on?
578
01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:16,279
Fuck off!
579
01:02:27,207 --> 01:02:29,083
Bill Boss is in there.
580
01:02:29,209 --> 01:02:32,837
I have nothing to do with it.
I swear to God.
581
01:02:36,759 --> 01:02:39,761
Special forces, immediately!
582
01:03:02,952 --> 01:03:04,661
Break the fucking door!
583
01:03:27,392 --> 01:03:29,393
Get back.
584
01:03:49,289 --> 01:03:50,790
Bill!
585
01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:54,210
Here.
586
01:03:54,336 --> 01:03:55,629
I'm here.
587
01:03:55,755 --> 01:03:58,131
Where are you?
588
01:03:58,257 --> 01:04:00,424
Here.
589
01:04:02,261 --> 01:04:05,346
Over here. I need help.
590
01:04:09,268 --> 01:04:12,145
Thank God! I just couldn't find you.
591
01:04:13,648 --> 01:04:15,899
The situation's under control now.
592
01:04:17,359 --> 01:04:20,820
But they...
they really hurt Daisy.
593
01:04:22,823 --> 01:04:25,534
Can't you see I'm hurt?
594
01:04:26,869 --> 01:04:33,416
Get the medical team for me!
Hurry up!
595
01:04:38,255 --> 01:04:42,050
It's an emergency!
596
01:04:53,604 --> 01:05:00,318
Now it's hell on earth!
597
01:05:00,444 --> 01:05:02,361
Do you hear me,
598
01:05:04,281 --> 01:05:06,449
scum?
599
01:05:06,576 --> 01:05:13,873
All the animals!
600
01:05:16,627 --> 01:05:18,795
Ahhh.
601
01:05:20,673 --> 01:05:24,258
The silence of the lambs.
602
01:05:26,053 --> 01:05:28,680
Sedation rifle!
603
01:05:39,358 --> 01:05:40,567
Fuck!
604
01:05:43,946 --> 01:05:48,950
No worries, it's only a sedation rifle.
605
01:06:13,684 --> 01:06:15,476
No!
606
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,189
Fuck you!
607
01:06:32,828 --> 01:06:34,037
Gentlemen,
608
01:06:35,414 --> 01:06:37,707
unleash...
609
01:06:44,590 --> 01:06:47,466
..hell!
610
01:06:57,352 --> 01:06:58,812
Uh.
611
01:07:04,234 --> 01:07:07,236
Their submissiveness
612
01:07:07,362 --> 01:07:11,074
gives me a huge erection.
613
01:07:14,995 --> 01:07:17,413
Death-rape. Death-rape.
614
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:19,999
Rape, rape, rape.
615
01:07:20,125 --> 01:07:22,501
Eyes for eyes.
616
01:07:22,628 --> 01:07:24,838
Teeth for teeth.
617
01:07:24,964 --> 01:07:29,342
Get the fucking scum
on their fucking knees.
618
01:07:29,468 --> 01:07:33,847
On your fucking knees,
on your fucking, fucking knees.
619
01:07:33,973 --> 01:07:37,976
Get the fucking scum
on their fucking knees.
620
01:07:38,102 --> 01:07:41,563
On their fucking, fucking,
fucking, fucking knees.
621
01:07:45,735 --> 01:07:48,778
I'll explain
622
01:07:48,904 --> 01:07:52,490
the spectacular operation only once.
623
01:07:53,784 --> 01:07:57,829
We start with injections into the Li...
624
01:07:57,955 --> 01:07:59,956
Ligamenta patellae.
625
01:08:00,082 --> 01:08:03,042
..ligamenta patellae,
626
01:08:03,168 --> 01:08:06,838
paralysing the ligaments
of your kneecaps,
627
01:08:06,964 --> 01:08:12,468
so knee extension is
no longer possible.
628
01:08:13,721 --> 01:08:17,682
Your lips and anuses are cut circular
629
01:08:17,808 --> 01:08:21,811
along the border between skin
and mucosa, the muc...
630
01:08:21,937 --> 01:08:23,772
Mucous-cutaneous.
631
01:08:23,898 --> 01:08:26,775
..mucous-cutaneous zone.
632
01:08:26,901 --> 01:08:34,699
Then, we combine those circular mucosa
and skin parts of anus and mouth,
633
01:08:34,825 --> 01:08:38,953
creating a human centipede,
634
01:08:39,079 --> 01:08:43,875
connected via your gastric systems.
635
01:08:44,001 --> 01:08:45,376
Gentlemen...
636
01:08:46,712 --> 01:08:49,463
..put them to sleep.
637
01:08:59,642 --> 01:09:04,729
By the way, what are your plans for the
life-sentence and death-row prisoners?
638
01:09:07,316 --> 01:09:09,400
Wait and wonder, peepheart.
639
01:09:16,742 --> 01:09:19,786
- How's it going, doc?
- Right on schedule.
640
01:09:19,912 --> 01:09:22,455
Five surgical teams
working round the clock.
641
01:09:22,582 --> 01:09:26,543
Those teams creating centipede
segments of three prisoners each,
642
01:09:26,669 --> 01:09:29,503
which are then taken outside
to the hospital tents.
643
01:09:29,630 --> 01:09:35,384
And then, they are sewn into the final
larger human centipede chain.
644
01:09:36,386 --> 01:09:38,262
Marvelous, doc.
645
01:09:39,056 --> 01:09:40,849
Since I have you here...
646
01:09:43,894 --> 01:09:47,438
What do you want to do with this prisoner?
He has Crohn's disease.
647
01:09:47,565 --> 01:09:51,735
What the fuck is Crohn's disease?
648
01:09:51,861 --> 01:09:54,362
It's an inflammatory bowel disorder.
649
01:09:55,239 --> 01:09:57,616
The prisoner has constant diarrhoea.
650
01:09:59,869 --> 01:10:01,953
Who'll kiss his ass?
651
01:10:04,999 --> 01:10:07,166
Our awesome...
652
01:10:08,669 --> 01:10:10,795
..tattoo wasp.
653
01:10:12,506 --> 01:10:17,176
The white anal Saxon prostitute.
654
01:10:18,679 --> 01:10:20,013
Please?
655
01:10:21,348 --> 01:10:24,267
Once more chance, please!
656
01:10:24,393 --> 01:10:27,436
Don't sew me into a human centipede,
I beg you.
657
01:10:27,563 --> 01:10:29,773
Yeah, yeah.
658
01:10:29,899 --> 01:10:31,733
Your whining...
659
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:35,779
..makes my dick even harder.
660
01:10:39,909 --> 01:10:44,538
Revenge is so sweet.
661
01:10:46,498 --> 01:10:50,376
Take it into your sleep.
662
01:10:50,502 --> 01:10:52,587
We have another problem at hand.
663
01:11:12,399 --> 01:11:14,400
That's fucking gross!
664
01:11:14,527 --> 01:11:16,653
I have a stoma.
665
01:11:16,779 --> 01:11:18,863
And you have a problem.
666
01:11:18,989 --> 01:11:21,199
Thank God!
667
01:11:21,325 --> 01:11:23,535
Gracias a la virgin Maria.
668
01:11:23,661 --> 01:11:28,164
Now I finally discovered why
they blessed me with a lifetime stoma.
669
01:11:32,211 --> 01:11:34,671
This guy is repulsive.
670
01:11:35,422 --> 01:11:39,425
Maybe it's a fake.
With Mexicans, you never know.
671
01:11:43,889 --> 01:11:46,725
No fake!
672
01:11:47,602 --> 01:11:53,690
- No way to integrate him, doc?
- His rectum is sewn shut. No.
673
01:11:56,527 --> 01:11:58,319
Finish him off, then.
674
01:11:58,445 --> 01:12:00,614
I'm sorry.
675
01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:05,535
But I have cooperated with you
and I will continue to cooperate,
676
01:12:05,661 --> 01:12:08,788
but I will not just kill prisoners.
677
01:12:09,624 --> 01:12:12,083
Jesus Christ!
678
01:12:13,586 --> 01:12:15,795
Chicken shit!
679
01:12:15,921 --> 01:12:17,589
Excuse me.
680
01:12:17,715 --> 01:12:19,924
I have work to do.
681
01:12:24,930 --> 01:12:28,141
My friend, you don't match.
682
01:12:28,267 --> 01:12:30,769
Have to kill you.
683
01:12:30,895 --> 01:12:34,438
Take it fucking personally!
684
01:12:39,194 --> 01:12:41,070
Ooh.
685
01:12:42,948 --> 01:12:44,866
Eugh!
686
01:12:46,577 --> 01:12:48,537
Take my gun.
687
01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:55,544
Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.
688
01:12:55,670 --> 01:13:00,464
If I sniff the tiniest stink,
you'll suck a bullet out of it.
689
01:13:04,511 --> 01:13:07,346
And what do you want to do with him?
690
01:13:07,472 --> 01:13:10,308
I'm sick and tired of your vegetables.
691
01:13:22,697 --> 01:13:24,363
What the fuck?
692
01:13:24,489 --> 01:13:27,742
Please, can we
go and see Daisy now?
693
01:13:33,082 --> 01:13:38,920
Just look at her, she's the only beautiful
and sweet thing about this place.
694
01:13:39,046 --> 01:13:41,756
I think she should be treated
in a regular hospital.
695
01:13:41,882 --> 01:13:43,299
No.
696
01:13:44,093 --> 01:13:47,261
I want my cocksucker close.
697
01:13:47,387 --> 01:13:49,931
Beaten-up women
698
01:13:50,057 --> 01:13:52,308
make me so horny!
699
01:13:54,394 --> 01:13:56,563
Please, Bill, don't.
700
01:13:57,314 --> 01:13:59,774
Jesus Christ!
701
01:14:00,860 --> 01:14:02,652
I beg you.
702
01:14:03,904 --> 01:14:05,614
I...
703
01:14:06,616 --> 01:14:08,491
I love her.
704
01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:12,704
Even the corpse of a spastic
would turn you down. Fuck off.
705
01:14:34,018 --> 01:14:38,229
I'll make you squirt, even in a coma.
706
01:14:51,201 --> 01:14:54,788
- All right, we're all done.
- Good job.
707
01:15:23,150 --> 01:15:25,694
I want you to make sure
708
01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:31,157
that the world premiere
of the first human prison-centipede
709
01:15:31,283 --> 01:15:35,494
is guaranteed to take place
710
01:15:35,621 --> 01:15:42,627
the moment our communist Governor
appears at the gate to destroy us.
711
01:15:42,753 --> 01:15:48,507
Well, there's only 16 more prisoners
left to undergo the procedure.
712
01:15:48,634 --> 01:15:54,138
After that, the human prison-centipede
will be finally complete,
713
01:15:54,264 --> 01:15:56,432
on time and under budget.
714
01:15:57,226 --> 01:15:59,393
They did their magic.
715
01:16:02,607 --> 01:16:05,066
Thank God for Africa.
716
01:16:06,401 --> 01:16:10,655
Thank God for female circumcision.
717
01:16:19,123 --> 01:16:20,999
Private rehearsal.
718
01:16:26,171 --> 01:16:32,844
Let's hear what our zombie Governor
will have to say.
719
01:16:54,909 --> 01:16:59,328
May I offer you a genuine
Dominican Republic cigar?
720
01:16:59,454 --> 01:17:05,126
I only smoke Cuban cigars,
best in the world.
721
01:17:05,252 --> 01:17:07,796
No. Just kidding.
722
01:17:09,506 --> 01:17:17,221
After having seen the miracle
of the first human prison-centipede,
723
01:17:17,347 --> 01:17:22,602
I'll never again touch a communistic cigar
from Cuba,
724
01:17:22,728 --> 01:17:27,941
because you, Sir William Boss,
725
01:17:28,067 --> 01:17:31,402
you are the new American hero.
726
01:17:32,446 --> 01:17:36,950
You're in the hall of fame
with George Patton,
727
01:17:37,076 --> 01:17:40,704
Neil Armstrong and Muhammad Ali.
728
01:17:40,830 --> 01:17:43,456
Thanks to you,
729
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:50,046
our glorious nation will be the example
to the world again,
730
01:17:50,172 --> 01:17:56,845
a proud safe nation,
with hardly any crime.
731
01:17:56,971 --> 01:18:03,101
Your idea, Sir William,
is of absolute genius.
732
01:18:03,227 --> 01:18:07,355
You will be honoured, personally,
733
01:18:07,481 --> 01:18:12,151
by the President
of the United States of America.
734
01:18:13,195 --> 01:18:15,822
Actually...
735
01:18:15,948 --> 01:18:19,325
it was my accountant,
Mr Dwight Butler.
736
01:18:19,451 --> 01:18:21,995
It was his brilliant idea.
737
01:18:22,121 --> 01:18:24,122
Oh, ja.
738
01:18:25,124 --> 01:18:27,083
You did it.
739
01:18:32,131 --> 01:18:38,344
You fucking, fucking did it.
740
01:18:51,025 --> 01:18:55,361
Mr President!
It's me, William Boss. Call me Bill.
741
01:18:55,487 --> 01:18:58,615
'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate.
742
01:18:59,867 --> 01:19:01,200
'Sir?'
743
01:19:02,494 --> 01:19:04,495
- 'Sir?'
- What?
744
01:19:06,248 --> 01:19:07,248
'Sir?'
745
01:19:13,548 --> 01:19:18,092
Oh, man! I'm so excited to see
the real mouth-to-ass operation.
746
01:19:18,218 --> 01:19:22,305
Prove all the skeptics wrong.
It is 100 percent medically accurate.
747
01:19:22,431 --> 01:19:25,516
I'm gonna be so rich and famous.
748
01:19:30,606 --> 01:19:33,399
You owe me big time, mister!
749
01:19:41,283 --> 01:19:43,660
I'm already eating my own shit!
750
01:19:43,786 --> 01:19:49,207
I wanna be
in the prison human centipede.
751
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:51,209
Ha!
752
01:19:52,086 --> 01:19:55,338
Wait, can't we use him
in the media conference?
753
01:20:03,263 --> 01:20:10,436
I don't want anyone liking this!
754
01:20:11,981 --> 01:20:14,608
Oh, man! This is so wrong.
755
01:20:14,734 --> 01:20:16,067
Come on.
756
01:20:40,843 --> 01:20:43,219
- Wash, please.
- Wash.
757
01:20:44,263 --> 01:20:46,097
Ja!
758
01:20:58,402 --> 01:20:59,569
Marker.
759
01:20:59,695 --> 01:21:00,987
Marker!
760
01:21:03,407 --> 01:21:04,783
Ja.
761
01:21:17,755 --> 01:21:21,340
My hands are shaking
with excitement.
762
01:21:21,466 --> 01:21:25,219
What about you, Six?
Having a hard-on?
763
01:21:29,349 --> 01:21:31,392
Look at this.
764
01:21:39,401 --> 01:21:41,485
Oh. Yeah.
765
01:21:41,612 --> 01:21:43,071
Oh. Yeah!
766
01:21:43,197 --> 01:21:47,033
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
767
01:21:50,162 --> 01:21:56,000
Six, I'm gonna show you
some human centipede improvement,
768
01:21:56,126 --> 01:21:58,002
copyright Bill Boss.
769
01:21:58,128 --> 01:22:00,589
Follow me.
770
01:22:00,715 --> 01:22:04,217
Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing!
771
01:22:32,246 --> 01:22:33,913
Wha...
772
01:22:43,423 --> 01:22:47,260
- What a poor pussy, huh?
- What in hell is this?
773
01:22:49,054 --> 01:22:52,682
Wait and see, Dwighty.
774
01:22:54,685 --> 01:22:57,562
Wait and wonder.
775
01:22:57,688 --> 01:22:59,856
Wait and see.
776
01:23:00,733 --> 01:23:05,987
♪ Mr Dwighty!
777
01:23:06,113 --> 01:23:08,447
♪Wait and wonder
778
01:23:08,574 --> 01:23:10,700
♪Wait and see
779
01:23:10,826 --> 01:23:13,286
♪ Mr Dwighty! ♪
780
01:23:25,841 --> 01:23:27,091
No.
781
01:23:28,093 --> 01:23:31,846
120 to 80.
782
01:23:31,972 --> 01:23:33,973
Perfect!
783
01:23:37,728 --> 01:23:39,771
The 'pede looks perfect!
784
01:23:39,897 --> 01:23:42,481
The last few prisoners
have just been attached.
785
01:23:42,608 --> 01:23:46,152
Although the wounds are still fresh,
you get the idea.
786
01:23:47,071 --> 01:23:49,447
Perfect!
787
01:23:51,033 --> 01:23:54,327
- What?
- 'Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way.'
788
01:23:54,453 --> 01:23:55,954
Perfect!
789
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:58,748
We are ready for the cunt!
790
01:24:04,171 --> 01:24:06,255
Dwight, I repeat,
791
01:24:06,381 --> 01:24:11,469
you are really the cunt!
792
01:24:11,596 --> 01:24:12,887
Hello, sir.
793
01:24:42,251 --> 01:24:45,086
Why do you two assholes...
794
01:24:46,338 --> 01:24:49,340
..look so pleased with yourselves?
795
01:24:50,217 --> 01:24:53,762
The both of you are fucking fired.
796
01:24:53,888 --> 01:24:56,556
I should've done it years ago.
797
01:24:57,725 --> 01:25:00,476
All problems are history, sir.
798
01:25:00,603 --> 01:25:05,314
I took your advice.
I've learned from your strong personality.
799
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:08,943
You are the ultimate leader.
You are my role model.
800
01:25:09,069 --> 01:25:13,657
Now the prisoners are like
obedient slaves,
801
01:25:13,783 --> 01:25:15,742
begging for mercy.
802
01:25:15,868 --> 01:25:18,537
I got them down on their knees.
803
01:25:18,663 --> 01:25:21,080
Literally!
804
01:25:22,374 --> 01:25:27,879
Your last visit inspired me
to such an extent.
805
01:25:28,005 --> 01:25:30,882
A brilliant idea!
806
01:25:33,343 --> 01:25:39,390
I'll show you the result that
tells more than a thousand words.
807
01:25:39,516 --> 01:25:42,644
The last ones have just been attached.
808
01:25:44,939 --> 01:25:48,191
So it is...show time!
809
01:25:49,109 --> 01:25:52,904
"Attached"?
810
01:25:53,030 --> 01:25:55,949
A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D? "Attached"?
811
01:25:56,075 --> 01:25:58,702
- Yes, sir.
- What does that mean?
812
01:25:59,995 --> 01:26:01,663
Wait and see.
813
01:26:01,789 --> 01:26:05,124
You talk so much shit
your ass must get jealous.
814
01:26:06,836 --> 01:26:09,546
Great, Governor, I love that.
815
01:26:36,490 --> 01:26:39,158
What the hell is this?
816
01:26:39,284 --> 01:26:42,078
Ah!
817
01:26:42,204 --> 01:26:46,207
The black panther made it to the lead!
818
01:26:47,543 --> 01:26:52,922
This burger-killer is feeding the whole
humanitarian system behind him.
819
01:26:53,048 --> 01:26:56,676
Don't cry. Tomorrow you will get
your hamburgers.
820
01:26:59,096 --> 01:27:02,849
- Why?
- Because he loves junk food.
821
01:27:02,975 --> 01:27:05,309
No. No, I don't mean that.
I mean, wh...
822
01:27:07,146 --> 01:27:10,231
What is this?
823
01:27:10,357 --> 01:27:11,608
Dwight!
824
01:27:12,527 --> 01:27:15,194
Tell the Governor my vision.
825
01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:20,909
And this black whiner here
has to become a middle piece!
826
01:27:21,911 --> 01:27:23,411
Fuck!
827
01:27:23,538 --> 01:27:28,374
Well, sir, more than $50 billion a year
are spent on corrections,
828
01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:31,586
yet more than four in ten offenders
nationwide
829
01:27:31,712 --> 01:27:35,006
return to prison within three years
of their release.
830
01:27:35,132 --> 01:27:38,760
This despite a massive increase
in state expenditure.
831
01:27:38,886 --> 01:27:40,511
Aagh! Shit!
832
01:27:40,638 --> 01:27:42,639
But not any more.
833
01:27:42,765 --> 01:27:47,435
This human prison-centipede
will reduce crime dramatically.
834
01:27:48,395 --> 01:27:53,066
It will be a deterrent to anyone
considering a career in crime.
835
01:27:53,192 --> 01:27:55,569
And no more recidivism.
836
01:27:58,698 --> 01:28:03,159
Feed him!
837
01:28:04,369 --> 01:28:07,246
Digestion in progress.
838
01:28:07,372 --> 01:28:08,915
Hahaha!
839
01:28:09,041 --> 01:28:11,585
No, it's not halal.
840
01:28:11,711 --> 01:28:13,712
It's not kosher.
841
01:28:13,838 --> 01:28:17,966
A Jew behind a Muslim.
A Muslim behind a Jew.
842
01:28:18,092 --> 01:28:21,761
A Republican behind a Mexican.
843
01:28:21,887 --> 01:28:24,639
A Crip behind a Blood.
844
01:28:25,850 --> 01:28:28,017
Peace on earth.
845
01:28:28,143 --> 01:28:30,394
Goodwill to men.
846
01:28:31,230 --> 01:28:33,147
Oh, my God!
847
01:28:36,777 --> 01:28:38,737
This is too much.
848
01:28:57,047 --> 01:28:59,173
Bill Boss?
849
01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:01,342
Isn't that your secretary?
850
01:29:06,682 --> 01:29:08,642
Oh! Haha! Ja!
851
01:29:08,768 --> 01:29:11,310
Er...ja. That's, er...
852
01:29:11,436 --> 01:29:14,355
..only a short, er...
853
01:29:15,525 --> 01:29:17,901
..gender test! Haha!
854
01:29:18,027 --> 01:29:19,944
Come on, sir.
855
01:29:28,871 --> 01:29:30,371
Dwight!
856
01:29:33,042 --> 01:29:37,170
Tell our beloved Governor
about the money savings.
857
01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:41,090
The savings would be in their billions.
858
01:29:41,216 --> 01:29:45,554
We can make savings
on prison staff, food and drink.
859
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:48,557
And books and television, housing.
860
01:29:48,683 --> 01:29:51,309
Heck, we don't even need
fences no more.
861
01:29:51,435 --> 01:29:55,980
We can even save more money
if we attach them in a circle,
862
01:29:56,106 --> 01:30:00,527
like a perpetual mobile,
faeces going round and round.
863
01:30:00,653 --> 01:30:02,946
Food isn't needed any more,
864
01:30:03,072 --> 01:30:08,284
only cheap liquids
and vitamin injections.
865
01:30:08,410 --> 01:30:11,788
That money could be spent
on schools and hospitals
866
01:30:11,914 --> 01:30:15,625
and nursing homes
and road improvements,
867
01:30:15,751 --> 01:30:17,418
whatever you want.
868
01:30:17,545 --> 01:30:20,213
And the tax-payers,
they'll love you for it.
869
01:30:30,182 --> 01:30:33,434
This anus is not very clean.
870
01:30:34,562 --> 01:30:37,396
I want perfection in my penitentiary.
871
01:30:37,523 --> 01:30:41,484
Inmates shall feel well and clean,
understand?
872
01:30:41,611 --> 01:30:44,571
Wipe it.
873
01:30:44,697 --> 01:30:46,990
- I apologise.
- Oh! Oh!
874
01:30:47,116 --> 01:30:51,703
In the beginning,
things are not always perfect.
875
01:30:51,829 --> 01:30:55,832
Please follow me
for another interesting insight.
876
01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:57,876
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah...
877
01:31:01,922 --> 01:31:05,424
♪Ta ta-ta-ta-ta... ♪
878
01:31:10,180 --> 01:31:13,933
The human caterpillar!
879
01:31:14,059 --> 01:31:17,478
For all the lifetime convicts
880
01:31:17,605 --> 01:31:21,190
and our friends on death row.
881
01:31:21,316 --> 01:31:26,320
Now, is that a deterrent, too?
882
01:31:38,543 --> 01:31:44,673
This man has just finished
his sentence
883
01:31:44,799 --> 01:31:48,718
and already checked out
of the centipede chain,
884
01:31:48,844 --> 01:31:50,845
ready to go home!
885
01:31:54,684 --> 01:32:01,523
All what is left, a few little scars
round his mouth and anus.
886
01:32:02,858 --> 01:32:05,610
Another big advantage.
887
01:32:05,736 --> 01:32:10,824
Because other people can see,
by these little stigmas,
888
01:32:10,950 --> 01:32:15,119
that he was integrated
in a prison-centipede.
889
01:32:15,245 --> 01:32:18,707
Another huge deterrent, right?
890
01:32:19,374 --> 01:32:20,499
Ha!
891
01:32:21,627 --> 01:32:23,336
How are you doing?
892
01:32:40,771 --> 01:32:43,106
Good luck, my friend.
893
01:32:46,527 --> 01:32:48,528
Stay clean.
894
01:32:50,322 --> 01:32:53,324
You see? It really works.
895
01:32:55,285 --> 01:32:57,203
What do you think, sir?
896
01:32:59,039 --> 01:33:01,374
This...
897
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:03,793
This is a violation of human rights.
898
01:33:03,919 --> 01:33:07,881
It's certainly a violation of
federal ethics. Oh, God! I am fucked!
899
01:33:08,007 --> 01:33:11,342
You insane freaks should get
the death penalty for this.
900
01:33:13,846 --> 01:33:17,265
Sir, you are dead right.
901
01:33:17,391 --> 01:33:19,809
- No, no.
- But, in fact, it was...
902
01:33:19,935 --> 01:33:23,187
- No, this is too much.
- Mr But...
903
01:33:23,313 --> 01:33:25,439
This is too much!
904
01:33:28,903 --> 01:33:32,196
You got the wrong man!
905
01:33:34,283 --> 01:33:35,659
Fuck!
906
01:34:52,319 --> 01:34:53,945
Please don't.
907
01:34:54,071 --> 01:34:57,824
What an epic,
908
01:34:57,950 --> 01:35:00,201
glorious moment, huh?
909
01:35:00,327 --> 01:35:05,081
When do you think we can start
the national surgical campaign?
910
01:35:05,207 --> 01:35:08,001
Cos I am so fucking ready!
911
01:35:10,671 --> 01:35:12,672
What is the matter?
912
01:36:45,641 --> 01:36:46,891
Gentlemen...
913
01:36:48,477 --> 01:36:51,104
This is exactly what America needs.
914
01:36:54,567 --> 01:36:56,985
This may even get me elected President.
915
01:36:57,111 --> 01:36:59,738
You've convinced me. It's genius.
916
01:37:03,367 --> 01:37:05,827
Don't change a goddamn thing.
917
01:37:05,953 --> 01:37:10,498
My pals in DC, they won't believe
their near-sighted eyeballs.
918
01:37:22,970 --> 01:37:25,764
Yep, my idea.
919
01:37:25,890 --> 01:37:27,223
Mm.
920
01:37:28,809 --> 01:37:31,352
Absolutely right, Dwight.
921
01:37:35,274 --> 01:37:37,859
You're, indeed, a genius.
922
01:37:37,985 --> 01:37:40,529
You came up with the idea.
923
01:37:43,574 --> 01:37:46,535
You deserve every credit.
924
01:37:47,703 --> 01:37:50,121
Give me a hug, Dwighty.
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