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Wait. Where's Andre?
Where's my sweet boy?
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[Doug] Yeah.
Don't you worry,
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because I found him.
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All right. I'm sorry.
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I made an oopsie-daisy.
I got captured.
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I thought I heard your voice
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but it wasn't your voice,
it was his voice.
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I'm the worst sidekick
in the world.
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Hey, hey, shut up.
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- I'm gonna shut up.
- Shut up.
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I'm gonna shut up.
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You hurt one hair
on my son's head,
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I swear to God, motherfucker,
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I will split you
from chin to balls.
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Who the fuck are you?
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That's my mom.
I love you, mom.
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If I die,
I'll love you in heaven.
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What the hell is your
mama doing here, boy?
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I'm here for moral support.
And I love him.
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I love you, Mom.
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But I will fuck you up. Try me!
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- Mom.
- I love you.
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How come y'all
don't have no guns?
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Because we're not here
to kill anybody, Doug.
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No? Oh, is that right?
Then where is Mr. 206 at?
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He's making breakfast.
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[voice breaking]
This is a fucking joke to you.
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It's a fucking joke to you.
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[whimpers]
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Shut your ass up.
What you crying for?
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It's like I'm feeling
your sadness.
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That man was my mentor.
He was my muse. My rock.
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And in 2003, for a brief period,
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while I was confused
about my sexuality,
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- he was my lover.
- Okay.
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- Sounds like a very special--
- Shut your ass up.
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- I don't buy it.
- [Kevin] Hey, hey, hey,
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listen to me, Doug,
we are sorry for your loss, man.
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- So sorry. This is--
- We're sorry.
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Oh. Oh, you're sorry, huh? Hmm?
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See, y'all a bunch of brainiacs.
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I thought I had all you dead
and that--
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the goddamn business officers
that did.
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All right, Doug.
Doug, listen to me.
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Don't you hurt him, man.
You hear me? Don't hurt him.
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Okay. You care all of a sudden?
Hmm?
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All of a sudden you got
a fucking heart, tin man?
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You don't care about nothing.
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This man ain't nothing
but an employee of yours,
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which means he's disposable,
ain't that right? Hmm?
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[Kevin] That's not true.
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That man is the complete
opposite of that.
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Andre is 34 years old.
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Thirty-five.
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He's left-handed.
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Right-handed.
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- Afraid of scorpions.
- [Andre] I love scorpions.
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He won sixth grade spelling bee.
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I got fourth place.
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He memorized every single line
of House Party,
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- both Kid's and Play's.
- You did that.
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I did do that. That is me.
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Andre is the one man
that I cannot live without.
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[Andre] I'm with you
ride or die.
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Although I was hoping for
a little bit more ride
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and little as die.
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I think we're gonna die
really soon.
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- Enough. Enough.
- Enough.
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- Hey, Doug.
- Enough. I'm gonna shut up.
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Now stop it.
You don't even want him, man.
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You want me.
I'm the one that messed up.
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I'm the one that threw you out,
like, Tuesday's trash
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and left you on the side
of the goddamn curb.
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Without the blink of an eye,
I did that.
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You want me, not him.
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So let him go. Let him go
and take me.
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That's what you want?
You want me to let him go? Hmm?
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- Say it. Say it again.
- I want you to let him go.
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- Mama, how about you?
- Please let him go.
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- Let him go, huh?
- Please let me go.
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- That would be--
- You want me to let you go?
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Please, Doug, that'd be so nice.
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Everybody telling me
to let you go.
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- Please.
- I should just let you go.
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[chuckles]
Mom, I'mma let him go.
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- Thank you.
- [chuckles]
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Make sure you watch.
Huh? You watching?
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- Thank you.
- Get your ass--
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- [screams] [grunts]
- [scream]
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- Shit.
- Oh, no.
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Oh, my, he let go.
He literally let go.
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Yeah, I let him go good.
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Doug, this ends now.
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Oh, well, that's okay
with me, Little Boots.
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[shouting]
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Then let's do it the hard way...
[inhales deeply] motherfucker.
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I got your ass.
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Honey, oh, oh. My baby's alive.
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- He's alive.
- He's fine.
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- I'm okay.
- No, you're okay.
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I'm fine. I'm fine. The table
actually broke my fall.
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Here, see, we have a--
that was--
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that was a dare drop
I never got to do in the woods.
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That was my tribute to you, Kevin.
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Okay. Come on.
Let's get you up.
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- Easy. Yup. Yup.
- [groans]
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It's okay. Take it easy.
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Okay. We got to give him--
Oh, my God.
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- What happened? What's going on?
- Nothing.
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- A tiny, tiny...
- Nothing is good.
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...break in the table, just...
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- Where is it? What part of it?
- No, no.
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What's wrong? What? What?
No. No. No. No.
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Why? Why? Why? Why?
[stammers]
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Don't touch it. It's nothing--
it's nothing crazy.
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- It's a little spoon. It's fine.
- Get the tweezers.
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- Let's get it out.
- Look, it's my toothpick.
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- I'll get my tweezers.
- Why are you holding me back?
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- No, no, no, no.
- I should've--
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- Stop fiddling with it.
- Okay. Stop it.
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- Come on.
- Let's go get him to hospital.
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It's a tiny spoon.
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It feels-- it feels like
something's in my kidney, right?
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- No.
- When I walk, I just--
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- He's awake. Come on.
- [groans]
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Okay. Jesus.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, I installed
customizable lights in here,
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but you never had time to learn
how to use them.
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All them years,
I was your stuntman, Kevin.
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Get him to the hospital, Mom.
Jordan, come with me.
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- Okay. Be careful.
- I'm--
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Come on, honey, help me out.
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[Doug] See, Kevin,
it wasn't just taking falls
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and getting kicked in the face,
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and getting set on fire.
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Uh-uh. That's not all I
was doing to make him look good.
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You remember
Justice Squad Part Two?
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You decide to gain 30 pounds
for the part?
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That meant that I had to gain
30 pounds, too, Kevin.
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I'm a prediabetic,
you selfish fuck.
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- I almost put myself in a coma.
- Okay. Hey, hey, Doug.
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Easy. All right?
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I'm sorry, man,
I made a mistake.
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Shut your ass up.
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Mom, no. Mom, no. Mom, no.
I can't-- Mom, I can't leave.
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No, I'm not gonna let you die.
I'm not losing another.
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Mom, Mom, Mom, listen, okay?
Look at me. I know--
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I know you wish
you could have saved Dad.
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- Yeah.
- I know. I know.
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But this is different. I'm,
I'm not just Kevin's assistant.
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I'm his sidekick.
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And, and you wanna know
the first rule of sidekick?
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- Do no harm?
- No. That's doctors, Mom.
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Oh, the first rule of sidekick
is there is no sidekick.
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That's Fight Club, Mom,
you know that.
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- Okay. Just tell me then.
- Brad Pitt's in that,
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- Ed Norton's in that, Mom.
- Just tell me then.
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[Kevin] Okay, listen to me.
And listen good, man.
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Back when I was a sidekick,
I was always jealous
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of the lead actor
and all the glory they got.
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And I told myself, Doug, I said
when I become a lead actor,
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let me get that same glory.
I want it. I wanna taste that.
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And I did. But when I tasted it,
I handled it wrong.
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I was selfish.
I was stupid, man.
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And now I realize
how much I need my village
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and, Doug, you're a part
of that village, okay?
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[grunts]
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I need you. I fucking need you.
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- [grunts]
- Now, give me-- give me a chance
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to make it up to you.
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Give me a chance to prove to you
that, that this is what I want,
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that, that, that I want you.
I need you.
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How about I give you a chance
to suck my dick? Hmm?
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I'm living the life, boy.
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I'm in your goddamn mansion.
Hmm?
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I live here. I got your career.
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Your agents love me.
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Them boys love me good,
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got me a part in a movie
and everything.
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I'm about to be Chucky
in the new Child's Play.
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You took that shit.
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[indistinct] or they'll
skin your fucking lip.
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And I signed up
for a new Woody Allen movie.
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Can't wait to see
the press around that. [laughs]
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No, no, no. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
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Come on, wake up.
Wake up, come on.
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Oh! [panting] What?
What time is it?
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I think what you were
about to do
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was to try to convince me,
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that even though
you've been impaled
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by a large piece
of restoration hardware,
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you wanna go back in there
and fight some lunatic
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who is physically superior
to you in every possible way,
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because you're not just
his sidekick,
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you're his best friend.
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You're goddamn right I am.
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So why go through
all this trouble?
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The Swedish actor,
the torture chamber?
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You think it's easy stealing
a man's identity? Hmm?
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You think it's as easy
as stealing this face?
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Well, it's not, Little Pretty.
It's much harder than that.
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Had to get his
goddamn fingerprint first.
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After that, I had to take
all your goddamn passwords.
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Once I got that,
I say we get your voice ID,
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all the other secrets
that you're holding, I got it.
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I got it good.
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So now you have everything
you need to be Kevin.
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Uh-hmm.
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You even removed your mole,
you sick son of a bitch.
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Yeah, I did. You know why?
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Because I'm Kevin Hart.
I'm Kevin Hart.
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I got all the money
in the world.
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I got the best dermatologist
in the world
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because I'm Kevin Hart. [laughs]
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Dr. Sanchez would never touch
that rough ass [indistinct]
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Well, she did, motherfucker.
She did.
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[grunts] Shit.
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[grunting]
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You know, boy.
...smack your ass.
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- [grunting]
- No. No. Huh?
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- Hold on.
- What?
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- [grunts]
- Superman punch.
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[grunting]
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No, not today.
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[groans]
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- I told you.
- [groans] Ah. You--
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I wasn't done with you. Hmm?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
See, I got your body.
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Doug, you ain't got to do this,
man. Give me a chance.
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- But now...
- Doug, no!
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- Now I want your soul.
- [inhales deeply]
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- Don't take my soul.
- I'mma get your fucking soul.
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- [grunts]
- What happened to me?
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What the fuck you just do to me?
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Oh, shit. Just [indistinct] boy?
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- Hey.
- Huh?
238
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,734
That's a wrap on Doug. [grunts]
239
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[grunts] You got me good.
240
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Motherfucker.
241
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[gasps]
242
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[sighs]
243
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[groans]
244
00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:38,999
All right. Hold on, Andre.
245
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,866
Is that the piece of wood
that was lodged on your side?
246
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,129
Sidekick for life.
247
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,586
No, Andre, that was supposed to
stay in to stop the bleeding.
248
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,207
[woman] Oh, I told him
it was a dumb idea,
249
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,923
but does he listen to his mom?
250
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,183
I'd do anything for you, man.
251
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,085
Hey, hey, look at me.
252
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,223
You're the best damn sidekick
I've ever seen.
253
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,468
All right, guys, call the cops,
254
00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,432
stay with Doug
until they get here, okay?
255
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,479
I'm gonna get you
to the hospital.
256
00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:04,145
This time, I'm driving.
257
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,694
You know, actually,
I will drive. I'm gonna drive.
258
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,073
I saw the way you drove
last time.
259
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,239
So, I think I'll take it
from here.
260
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,906
Why don't we just [indistinct]
call--
261
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,276
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
262
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,782
Yeah, but I'll use my feet
and hands
263
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,163
and you can sit on my lap
or some shit.
264
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,120
- Okay. He's in shock.
- Okay.
265
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,289
I got you, buddy.
Keep your eye on Doug.
266
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,037
I got you, buddy.
267
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,001
I mean, I was foolish.
268
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,551
I let my ego run the show.
269
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:33,006
And I'm, I'm-- honestly,
I'm lucky to be alive.
270
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,178
We both are.
271
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,011
Why is he here with us again?
272
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,517
[chuckles] This is a vital part
of my team.
273
00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,095
Ah. Okay.
274
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,309
Hi. Hi. Hi, sorry.
Sorry I'm late. [chuckles]
275
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,861
And so is she. And so are they.
276
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,726
- [cheer]
- Hey.
277
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,454
All right.
Um, who is the older lady?
278
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:56,155
You talking about that
gorgeous woman in the back?
279
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,696
That's my mama.
Ma, how's the food?
280
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,411
Oh, it's so confusing.
281
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,410
- Yeah.
- I love it, though.
282
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,423
I'm not really sure
what her role is yet.
283
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,535
We're still trying
to iron out the kinks.
284
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,503
But what I do know is
it takes a village
285
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,593
to build the world
of Kevin Hart,
286
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,047
and she's a villager.
287
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,668
Oh, what's a villager?
288
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,264
Wow, Kevin, I gotta say
you certainly have changed.
289
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:20,141
No. I've just learned to
appreciate the people that,
290
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,678
that matter the most in my life.
291
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:28,766
Well, does that mean that
you're in for Jefferson's, too?
292
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,402
Yeah. Just gotta check
with my stuntman first.
293
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,195
Isn't he in prison now?
294
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:40,866
[laughs] He is.
295
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,948
Yeah. I don't know.
It slipped my mind.
296
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:47,373
- [chuckles]
- Oh, I forgot. [chuckles]
297
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,754
- [woman] He forgot.
- [chuckles]
298
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,132
[chattering]
299
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:59,932
Hey, hey, guard. Guard!
Hey, let me out of here.
300
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,388
I'm telling you,
you got the wrong guy.
301
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:06,268
- [guard] Shut the fuck up.
- I'm Kevin Hart. I'm Kevin Hart.
302
00:12:06,318 --> 00:12:10,868
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