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Not hungry?
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Just distracted.
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Tuition's due.
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You think it's better to take
out crippling student loans
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or max out my credit cards?
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Yeah.
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I love Chinese food.
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I love you.
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- What?
- I love you.
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You don't have to say anything.
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I mean,
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all I mean is that,
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in a general sense
you're awesome.
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You're rad.
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You're lit.
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Usually.
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Okay. Shut up and fuck me.
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So he said that he loves you?
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Right in the middle of sex.
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That's like psychosomatic.
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Well, my dad used
to say that guys
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would have to say I love
you in order to get sex.
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So I guess it's like
a mental association
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between having sex
and saying I love you.
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For old people.
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Science explains everything.
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How many times have
you seen this guy?
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Three and a half.
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Half?
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He dropped me off
a new iPhone, so I
blew him in his car.
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No wonder he loves you.
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Well, what are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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Maybe he won't say it again.
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No. It's like a can of pop.
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Once you open it,
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you gotta drink it or
it loses all its fizz.
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You thing my relationship
is gonna go flat
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if I don't say I love you back?
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Every time.
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Then I don't know.
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I don't wanna lead him on.
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I would just say it.
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You don't have to mean it.
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Just break up with
him whenever you want.
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It's not a relationship,
it's an arrangement.
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I feel like he crossed a line.
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How about you?
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Any cherry juice on the
back of those pants?
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I haven't popped my
cherry, thank you very much.
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He bought you
shoes, a computer,
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a week's worth of clothes,
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and you haven't put out?
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No.
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Dude.
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I'm not ready.
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How's he doing with all that?
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He's cool.
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He just likes my company.
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He just values you
as a conversationalist.
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And knows your search
for a daddy going?
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We've got an overdue power bill.
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I have got a different
thing going on.
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Got some handyman
work to do right now.
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Plus, I'm late.
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I gotta go to work,
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'cause I don't want
us to get evicted,
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and I don't want
myself to get deported.
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I don't wanna work.
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I want to be high, and
party, and fuck, and dance.
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Wait a minute,
you're a foreigner?
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You know I'm Canadian.
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Isn't that where Alaska is?
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Is Alaska not part of Canada?
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Mr. O'Malley?
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Mr. O'Malley?
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Whoa!
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Who are you?
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry. I was just
putting these up for you.
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Why are you naked?
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I'm going to work after
this at a different job.
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I didn't want to get
my clothes dirty.
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No one was home,
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I didn't think
anyone would see me.
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I'm sorry.
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Where's my husband?
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Are you Miss O'Malley?
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I'm Mickey.
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Mr. O'Malley hired me
to put these up for you
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about a week, maybe 10 days ago.
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Did he?
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You wanted a study?
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I've wanted it
for a long time.
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Should I get dressed?
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Suit yourself.
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Seven and eight.
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Pique one, two.
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Spiral, three, four.
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Jump, five, six.
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Contraction, seven,
chassé eight.
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Enveloppé, one, two.
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But don't rush, three.
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Plié, four, spiral, five, six.
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Walk, seven, eight.
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And on one, that's it Clark.
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Two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
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Enveloppé, one, two, a three.
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Big plié, four, spiral, five.
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Six, walk, seven, eight.
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Hold there.
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All right. Relax.
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Let's switch lines.
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From the top.
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And one.
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Wanna grab a burger?
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Do you really think this
relationship is ready for lunch?
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We only had sex once.
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It's just a burger.
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Hmm.
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I do crave meat.
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Well, I got fired
from my handyman gig.
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What did you do?
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The husband and wife had
some conflicting ideas.
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So you're down
to just two jobs.
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One.
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You've given up on your
energy drink pyramid scheme?
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Dude, we gotta have a party
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just to give all that shit away.
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Do you have a card?
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I can call you anytime I
need work under the condo.
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His daddy pays for his condo.
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You can just reach
me through Bud.
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Well, I guess that means
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you have to gimme
your digits then.
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Smooth.
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All right.
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I better get back to work,
otherwise I'll have zero jobs.
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Leave me a fucking tip.
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You are my roommate and friend.
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I wouldn't insult you by
paying you like a servant.
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Fuck you.
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Leave me a fucking tip.
144
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So classless.
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I'll get the tip.
146
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So do you wanna come
back to my place?
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I feel like we're becoming
more friends than booty calls.
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Well, we could be both.
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I'm not looking for this
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in my life
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right now.
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This?
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This hot, handsome,
struggling artists
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shacking up living
on love situation.
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I'm just working out some
other shit right now.
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Other priorities.
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Sounds serious.
158
00:10:04,827 --> 00:10:07,034
We're in the same
boat, you and me.
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I just need to get my boat
seaworthy before I sink.
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Okay.
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See you in class.
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Everybody wants a serious
relationship with me today.
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I just want someone who's
gonna use me sexually
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and pay me off.
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Well what are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna look
for a better deal.
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I mean, I will
put up with a lot,
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but not with an old man
telling me he loves me.
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Even my grandfather doesn't
get away with that shit.
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I might too.
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What?
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Look for a better deal.
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Who has a better
deal than you?
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All you have to do is sit
there and look pretty,
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and he buys you
whatever you ask him to.
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Yeah, but I've seen
him like five times.
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I should start with someone new.
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Mm.
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This guy
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wants to meet.
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Is that your plan?
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To just string each
one along with no sex
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for as long as you can,
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and then jump to the next
one and never put out.
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Do you think it'll work?
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I don't know.
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I've never not had
sex on the first date.
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I don't think I could
handle all that listening.
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I'm really good at listening.
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You have attention deficit.
191
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And you sold all your ADD
drugs at a Flo-Rida concert.
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Yeah, but I look
like I'm listening.
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Well, I wouldn't
dump your sugar daddy
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until you've found a new one.
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Don't count your chickens.
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What chickens?
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I'm Paul.
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Tab.
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Pretty cute, Tab.
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Thanks.
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Can I get you
a glass of water?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Well.
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Let's see.
206
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,448
Let's see what?
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You.
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See the goods you're
selling and I'm buying.
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Take your shirt off.
210
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Oh.
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You're a gym bunny.
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I'm not a bunny.
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Keep going.
214
00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,896
Where?
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Pants.
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Do you want to go grab
dinner or something?
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It's four o'clock.
218
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We could go shopping.
219
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I don't really have
time to go shopping.
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I work at 6.30.
221
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Oh.
222
00:13:54,482 --> 00:13:56,586
I have time for
you to suck my dick.
223
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,586
No. I don't even know you.
224
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That's why you're here, right?
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To have sex?
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00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,275
No, not just like that.
227
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Oh.
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That's fine.
229
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No, we can just hang out.
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Cool.
231
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I'm not gonna give you
any money though, right?
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Like, I already have friends.
233
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I don't have to pay anyone
to hang out with me.
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I know.
235
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,551
Have you done this before?
236
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:28,517
Yeah.
237
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:29,896
So you know how it works.
238
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,000
You know what sugar is?
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Presents.
240
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It means you give me sex
and I give you presents.
241
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,000
Yeah.
242
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
So.
243
00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,310
So do you wanna suck my
dick so you can get paid?
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I'm just gonna go.
245
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Go ahead.
246
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So, I was thinking we
could start pooling tips.
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Fuck.
248
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Sorry.
249
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,758
Sarah, you make the most
tips out of everyone here.
250
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Yeah, I know.
251
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You'd lose money.
252
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,931
Yeah, I get it.
253
00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:46,620
Look, you work just
as hard as I do.
254
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:50,275
Okay. You could work on
your flirt game a little.
255
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,931
But they're never gonna
let you wear a mini skirt.
256
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,931
And even if you did flirt,
men are better tippers.
257
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,206
So, fair's fair.
258
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This is like insanely nice.
259
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:04,137
Hang in there Mickey.
260
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
You're gonna make it.
261
00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:01,241
Well, do you want
to go to the mall?
262
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,793
I could use a headband.
263
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:06,758
We went shopping
the last four times.
264
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I don't like shopping as
much as you do, oddly enough.
265
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We can go get dinner.
266
00:17:12,724 --> 00:17:14,517
We just had dinner.
267
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:15,413
Ah, yeah.
268
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I could use another dinner.
269
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,586
Why don't we go to my place
where we can talk in private?
270
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:27,034
Well, what do you
want to talk about?
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You know what about.
272
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,758
It's nice here.
273
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,586
Thanks.
274
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,310
Can I have some water?
275
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:49,000
I've gotten a sense
that you're not that
interested in me.
276
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,689
I think you're interesting.
277
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:54,551
Sexually.
278
00:17:57,896 --> 00:17:59,896
I'm just nervous, I guess.
279
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:00,793
I get it.
280
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:03,724
I'm not naive.
281
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,586
I understand why you're here.
282
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,068
You don't understand
why I'm here.
283
00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:14,620
When I was your age,
I was in the closet.
284
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:18,448
A lot of people were.
It was a different time.
285
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:19,448
I was in denial
286
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:21,655
and afraid
287
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:27,172
So as a result, I missed out
on a lot of things in my youth
288
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,448
that I'm trying to
make up for now.
289
00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:34,068
I didn't afford myself
290
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:36,793
the freedom of playing around.
291
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:37,793
I didn't feel free.
292
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,724
At your age, I'd never
even been in love.
293
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:48,413
Neither have I.
294
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,034
Thanks.
295
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♪ Give me one kiss goodbye
296
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♪ Don't try to make
me stay for a while ♪
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