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[chaotic shouting]
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Am I to assume
that you do not want an office
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- in the managerial suite?
- I may be able to help you out,
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Iain, just until all of this
blows over.
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- [Craig] Frank Flores?
- How did you hear about me?
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Regis Patoff.
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[click, gears clank]
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You know, you're not at all
like he described you.
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Enough about me.
I'm interested in you, Patricia.
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[Craig] Regis Patoff
commissioned you to make
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a solid gold skeleton?
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[laughing]
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Thank you.
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- [grunting]
- [gunshot firing]
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[Craig] Oh, I felt sick on
the way in so I headed back.
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I shoulda told you.
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[phone buzzing]
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♪
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[priest] Descend upon me.
Purify me, Lord.
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Mold me, fill me with Yourself,
use me.
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Banish all the forces of evil
from me, destroy them,
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defeat them, so that I can be
healthy and do good deeds.
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Banish from me all spells,
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witchcraft, curses,
and the evil eye.
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Diabolic infestations,
oppressions, possessions.
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All that is evil and sinful,
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jealousy, deceitfulness, envy,
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physical, psychological...
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[distorted] Moral, spiritual,
and diabolical ailments
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burn all these...
[distorted sermon continues]
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[footsteps thudding]
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...that they may never again
touch me.
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I command and bid all the powers
who molest me,
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by the power of God
all powerful...
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♪
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[sighing]
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[sighing]
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♪
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[breathing deeply]
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[sermon fades back in]
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...In the name of Jesus Christ,
our Savior,
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through the intercession of
the Immaculate Virgin Mary,
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to leave me forever,
and to be consigned
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into the everlasting hell
where they will be bound
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by our guardian angels,
and where they will be crushed
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under the heel of
the Immaculate Virgin Mary.
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♪
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[glass breaking]
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[gasping]
What was that?!
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- [dog barking]
- Who's there?
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Hello?
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What the...
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Whoa, stay back.
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There's, there's glass
everywhere.
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[Patti]
Is anything missing?
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Is anything fucking valuable?
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Hello?
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- [glass crunching]
- Oh, shit.
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Careful.
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[dog barking]
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[dog barking]
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♪
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[barking continues]
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♪
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Wait, what? Babe, you're gonna
be late for work.
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Oh, I called Dr. Grant.
I told him I'm sick.
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Well, what's wrong with you?
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I'm clammy. My throat's sore.
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Maybe I caught
your three-day flu.
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How long have
you been out again?
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Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday?
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You know, actually, I'm feeling
a lot better today.
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Good.
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Maybe you could fetch me
some hot tea.
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[discordant music]
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♪
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Mr. Patoff, we have the live
analytics from the focus group.
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Where's Dana today?
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Her son's in the hospital.
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We're sticking particularly well
with males under 30.
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Numbers, what do they mean?
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Number of active users.
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Time spent playing.
Time spent away.
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They like our game?
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The satisfaction report will be
published by end of day.
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Tammy and Chi are still
collating.
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[cell phone buzzes]
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That's them calling me now.
They probably have an update.
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- Answer your phone.
- Oh.
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Hi.
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♪
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- Craig? Oh my God, are you ok?
- Three-day flu.
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I'm infectious,
so just fuck off six feet.
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- Oh! Shoes.
- What?
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New policy.
No exceptions.
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Whose idea was that?
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No, actually, save yourself
the oxygen.
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[shoes clattering]
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[Woman]
This is a masterpiece.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Dude. You're alive.
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Yeah.
Oh, it's a three-day flu.
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Fuck me!
It smells like feet in here.
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They've done studies. Working
barefoot boosts creativity.
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Trust me, Patoff is not doing
this to increase our work.
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He's doing it to assert his
dominance.
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He's up there in fucking
ski boots.
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Why is no one working?
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We are waiting to be told
what to do.
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What? Come on, guys.
I've been gone three days.
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Why aren't we working on
Upskirt Jungle?
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It's done.
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What do you mean it's done?
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[Raul] Patoff had us working
16-hour days to get it finished.
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He signed off on it
late last night.
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We wouldn't have busted a nut
but we thought you had cancer.
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What else would you be
remembered for?
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You...you finished Upskirt
Jungle without me?
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[Raul] You might wanna take
a look at it.
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♪
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♪
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Oh hi, Craig. You alright?
I hear you were really sick.
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What the fuck is going on
around here?
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Wow. You actually did it.
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You went and stole yourself
an office.
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- Sit down, Craig.
- No, no.
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I'm not gonna sit down.
You're the assistant.
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You're not supposed to have
another chair.
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Why didn't you tell me they
renamed my game?
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We can't launch with the word
"Upskirt" in the title.
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- What? Was it his idea?
- We did a brainstorm.
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I don't remember
where the idea originated.
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What about "Pain Forest?"
Or "Achy-Breaky Glass"
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or a million other titles
we coulda come up with!
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Craig, it's too late.
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It's already out to the focus
group now.
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Already!? Already!
Did you even test it?
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I have been watching
the news every day.
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There's nothing on a fatal
robbery in Pomona.
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[sighing]
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"I will attach tendons to you
and make flesh come upon you
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"and cover you with skin.
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"I will put breath in you.
You will come to life.
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"And then you'll know that I am
the Lord." Ezekiel 37.
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[Elaine] That's what
you've been doing all week?
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Memorizing Bible passages?
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[sighing]
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Yeah. I downloaded
the audio version.
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Now I just wake up
knowing this shit.
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I thought that you weren't
coming back.
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Yeah, well, turns out I'm not
safe in my own home, either.
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Somebody smashed our front glass
last night.
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You live in
a bad neighborhood.
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And how do you explain those
three guys in masks?
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I don't know, maybe it's some
random stick-up guys
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who chose the wrong store.
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Craig, I know that this
is upsetting...
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but he's not trying
to kill you.
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[chime sounds]
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[screenshot click]
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[computer game music
and sound effects]
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[glass shatters]
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[character screams]
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Raul, did you change the weight
tolerance on this?
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No.
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Can you explain to me how
a snake and a monkey team up
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to break a three-inch thick
sheet of tempered glass?
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Oh, Patoff wanted to make it
more random.
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- Random?
- Fun.
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[sighing]
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Where's the fun in a game
without any strategy?
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[Elaine]
Will you hurry up?
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[Craig]
I lost a fucking shoe!
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Fuck him!
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♪
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[Craig] What are these,
fucking clown shoes?
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Look, they have metal heels
on the bottom.
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Who has shoes with metal heels?
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[horn honking]
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- [Elaine] How's Patti?
- She's pissed at me.
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- She found out I went to Pomona.
- How?
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She must be reading my emails.
She saw my Uber receipt.
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Did you tell her
what happened?
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No, of course not.
I denied everything.
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I told her that my Uber account
got hacked.
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Why didn't you just
tell her the truth?
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Because it sounds fucking crazy!
And when I proposed to her,
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I made her a promise I'd like,
you know, try.
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That I'd show up for work,
and I'd become a Catholic,
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and I wouldn't get stoned
all the time.
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And all this bullshit stuff that
she seems to like.
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[Taco truck server]
For Craig!
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Hey, can you get that,
or are you too important now?
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I want to check in on Patti.
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[cell phone chimes]
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[sighing]
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The satisfaction report from
the focus group.
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I'm sorry that it's so late.
I had a copy printed for you.
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What are they saying?
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From "charming and addictive" to
"boring" and "fuck this shit."
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That's normal. They all hated
"Escape From Leprechaun Island"
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but it continues to be
our top-earner.
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Can't please all of the people
all of the time.
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No. I have a couple of follow-up
calls I need to do
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in the morning before you
approve it to go to marketing.
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Tomorrow is Saturday.
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I was planning on coming in
for a couple of hours.
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Keep things moving forward.
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Craig must be feeling better.
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I saw him in your office
earlier.
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Three-day flu. A lot of people
are going down with it.
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Why do you lie for him?
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I'm not.
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I mean, I-- I don't.
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Craig is having
a difficult time at home.
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With Patti?
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I only conversed with her
briefly,
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but I formed an impression that
that wedding may not happen.
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What do you think, Elaine?
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I think it's something that
they're gonna have to sort out
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between themselves.
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You're right.
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Perhaps they need time apart
to analyze their feelings.
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So it's okay if we cut Craig a
little bit of slack right now?
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Of course!
That's what friends are for.
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Okay.
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Elaine.
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Yes, Mr. Patoff?
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Your computer?
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Kept it mild for you.
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Ah, thanks, babe.
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Hmm.
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Bless us, Lord, and this food
we are about to receive
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from your bounty.
Thank you for keeping us safe,
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and united, and strong.
Amen.
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Amen.
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[Craig] What's the deal with
exorcisms? Are they for real?
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Or it's just something
they made up for TV?
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The Church will sometimes
intervene in cases
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of demonic possession.
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Whether they're real
or imagined.
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Have you ever
done one?
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- Me personally?
- Yeah.
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I've never been
called upon.
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Between the two
of us, Craig,
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I'm a little disappointed
about that.
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Do you feel like you've been
under some kind of...
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[Craig]
No, no, no. No, not me.
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It's just this guy at work.
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I don't know what's going on
inside of him, and...
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I'm starting to have some really
crazy thoughts in my head.
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Sometimes we create
an adversary
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00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,340
to justify
our own failings.
254
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:10,440
Hmm. Wow. This Catholic thing
is pretty brutal, huh?
255
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,650
Why are you
really here, Craig?
256
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,600
Well, at first,
257
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,770
it was so that I could
marry Patti.
258
00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:26,320
Now... Right now,
259
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:31,050
I think I'm just here to
stay the fuck alive.
260
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,760
Who's your enemy?
261
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,790
[Craig] He's Shao Kahn.
262
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,960
He's Donkey Kong.
263
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,620
Sometimes he's fucking Bowser.
264
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,640
Sorry, I know those are nerdy
references.
265
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:55,820
♪
266
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,810
He's the boss.
267
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,870
That's all he is.
268
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,480
And I shouldn't be
taking him home.
269
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:12,000
But he just lets himself in,
whenever he wants to.
270
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,840
What are you gonna do?
271
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,220
You know? He's the man.
272
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:28,560
♪
273
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,660
[footsteps approaching]
274
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,960
[heavy breathing]
275
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,680
[metal clanks]
276
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,960
[shot firing]
277
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,880
[shots firing]
278
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,880
[chaotic shouting]
279
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,840
[distorted computer game audio]
280
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,300
[gasps]
281
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,590
[breathing shakily]
282
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,530
[exhaling deeply]
283
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,160
Oh, thank fuck.
284
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
[children laughing]
285
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:41,490
[knocking at door]
286
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,010
[lock unlatching]
287
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:49,270
Hello, young man.
288
00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:55,230
May I?
289
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,820
I'd like to play a game
with you.
290
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,210
[sighs]
I'm not allowed phones.
291
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,220
It's called "Mr. Sang's
Jungle Odyssey."
292
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,510
No one will be
angry with you.
293
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:48,160
[computer game music]
294
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:54,020
In your own words,
295
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,320
I'd like you to tell me
how the game makes you feel.
296
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,420
[computer game chiming]
297
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:14,980
[video game music,
animals snarling]
298
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:50,000
Hi, it's Elaine from CompWare.
It's Tan, right?
299
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,660
[Tang]
Tang. Like, taste.
300
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:55,040
[Elaine] Oh, sorry. I know that
it's Saturday morning
301
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,750
so I won't take up too much of
your time.
302
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,130
Uh, so I'm calling today because
we detected an unusual pattern
303
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:03,180
in your gameplay.
304
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,850
It says that you played
"Mr. Sang's Jungle Odyssey"
305
00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:08,640
nine times, for seven hours
and 11 minutes.
306
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,600
And our data says that you
stopped at level 316.
307
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,100
Yeah. Seven hours and 11 minutes
I will never get back.
308
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:18,110
So, you were disappointed
with level 316.
309
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:20,190
Look, I'm running for
the golden egg,
310
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:24,860
the elephant drops, I die.
Every fucking time.
311
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:28,160
I got so angry I smashed my face
into the patio window.
312
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,090
One star from Tang.
313
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,850
[computer game music]
314
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,550
- [elephant trumpets]
- [glass smashes]
315
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,110
[character screams]
316
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:51,520
I've completed every single game
I've ever played until now.
317
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,310
So, you stopped at level 316?
318
00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:56,620
I didn't stop!
It glitched!
319
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,030
Kyle, what happened
to your hand?
320
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:04,960
I punched the window.
321
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,700
Because of the game?
322
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,640
Because of that fucking
elephant!
323
00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:25,780
♪
324
00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:35,410
[cell phone buzzes]
325
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:44,920
♪
326
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,560
[computer game music]
327
00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:02,920
♪
328
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,860
[game animals chattering]
329
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,180
[glass breaks in game,
character screams]
330
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,430
[exhaling deeply]
331
00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:16,160
Fucking assholes.
332
00:24:20,870 --> 00:24:22,020
[Elaine]
Dana, why are you here?
333
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,150
He wanted shortbread.
334
00:24:23,350 --> 00:24:26,990
Said it had to be homemade.
[laughs]
335
00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:31,200
I already ate three
on the drive in-- stop me.
336
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,870
How's your son? Terry?
337
00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:35,790
- Timmy.
- Oh, sorry.
338
00:24:35,990 --> 00:24:39,330
Uh, yeah, he's stitched up,
he's gonna be fine.
339
00:24:39,530 --> 00:24:42,100
It's a miracle he didn't hit
an artery.
340
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,190
What happened?
341
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,090
He had a temper tantrum,
and we couldn't calm him down.
342
00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:54,310
He shoved his hand
through the bathroom window.
343
00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:57,850
I don't know if he couldn't see
the window wasn't open or what.
344
00:24:58,050 --> 00:25:00,520
Timmy's not as dexterous
as Darius was.
345
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,480
Dana, does Timmy play games
on your phone?
346
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,210
[chuckles] It's the only thing
that keeps him from kicking us.
347
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,220
You're not shortbread.
348
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,840
I went heavy on the fat-to-flour
ratio, Mr. Patoff.
349
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:31,570
You might wanna watch your heart
if you're gonna eat 'em all.
350
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,140
Was there anything else
this weekend?
351
00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:37,280
You're not needed
any longer.
352
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,600
Mr. Patoff.
We have a problem.
353
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,810
I've been following up
with the focus group,
354
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,780
and nobody can get past
level 316.
355
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:51,030
- It's a difficult game.
- I think that there's a glitch,
356
00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:53,870
and we need more time
to test it.
357
00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:57,410
They will just have to
keep on trying.
358
00:25:57,610 --> 00:26:00,910
Forever, if necessary.
359
00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:03,420
They're getting frustrated!
Angry.
360
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:07,130
In some cases, it's driven
our users to self-harm.
361
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,880
That's what happened
to Dana's son.
362
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,220
Dana downloaded the game on her
phone, her son played the game,
363
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,220
he ended up in the hospital.
364
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:17,140
This is impossible.
365
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:22,100
You complete a maze,
you earn a reward, you progress.
366
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:25,860
An innocent, childish game.
Where's the harm in that?
367
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:30,530
- We need to delay the launch.
- If we do not launch now,
368
00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:34,240
Mr. Sang and CompWare will
cease to exist.
369
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,450
I analyzed the user feedback and
they lean substantially
370
00:26:38,650 --> 00:26:40,260
towards the positive.
371
00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:46,350
Inform Marketing that we are
ready to launch.
372
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:58,100
"Mr. Sang's Jungle Odyssey
373
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:01,100
"is the best game
I've ever played."
374
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,200
Brionny from Ohio's words,
not mine.
375
00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:11,880
[inhaling]
376
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,160
[computer game music]
377
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,490
[glass breaks in game]
378
00:27:19,690 --> 00:27:22,010
Fuck! Fuck this fucking game!
379
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,080
[sighing]
380
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,830
- Are you going out?
- I need to run some errands.
381
00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:32,810
What? I thought-- I thought you
were feeling sick?
382
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,880
- Are you upset?
- I need some air.
383
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,600
- I need to get out.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
384
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,310
Babe, babe.
385
00:27:41,510 --> 00:27:43,240
Did I do something?
386
00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:46,740
I don't know, Craig.
Did you?
387
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,750
Patti.
388
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,790
There's not enough natural light
in here for them to survive.
389
00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:11,960
At the weekends
I always collect the plants
390
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,340
and put them in the art
department's window.
391
00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:17,400
Harriet has the sunniest spot
of them all.
392
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,030
Thank you.
393
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,830
We can only grow
in the light, Elaine.
394
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:38,570
♪
395
00:28:38,770 --> 00:28:42,050
[zipper sliding]
396
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:51,730
♪
397
00:28:56,110 --> 00:29:04,110
♪
398
00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:17,420
♪
399
00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:30,220
♪
400
00:29:35,810 --> 00:29:43,820
♪
401
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:58,710
♪
402
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:12,770
♪
403
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:28,610
♪
404
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,670
[glass shatters]
405
00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:47,590
♪
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