All language subtitles for Assisted Living s03e16 Head In The Clouds.eng

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Ms. Cora will be here shortly.

She's gonna be looking after
things during the day

while your father and I are
gone.

Why do we need a babysitter?

She's literally going to
college.

Yeah, I mean, I can
look after things.

You tried to get Philip to
pretend he was stuck

in a well so you could get money
from donations.

And it would have worked, too,
had he not punked out.

You had me out the back
digging a hole all day!

We needed a well!

I don't know why you're
complaining.

You didn't even finish!

It was 20 feet deep and you
didn't even give me a shovel.

I was doing it with a spoon,
man!

Whew, these kids are soft,
soft as hell.

Okay, there is a pan of lasagna
in the oven

for dinner tonight, okay?

Okay, what about dinner for
tomorrow?

There's another pan of lasagna
in the refrigerator

-for tomorrow's dinner.
-Okay, well, what if you

decide to
stay an extra day?

Mm, there's another pan of
lasagna in the freezer.

You can heat that up.

Dang, that's a lot of luggage.

You sure you're only going for
the weekend?

Yeah, you know, this boy done
have abandonment issues

ever since we left him at that
playground at McDonalds.

-Mm-hmm.
-Best two hours of my life.

You have to worry about him
locking on to your leg

every time he saw a
cheeseburger.

Cheeseburger?
Don't leave me, man.

We are definitely going.
Look...

Your father and I have
been planning

for this trip for months.
And we are not

to be disturbed, okay?
Okay.

I know that's right.
Two nights, three days

on the tropical island without
the smell

of old folks' ointment.

-And nobody calling me Daddy.
-Except me, Zaddy.

-Ew.
-That is disturbing.

[music]

♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember blood
ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay
together ♪

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[doorbell]

Cora, we got a lot of stuff to
do today.

We do.
Lord, bless our day.

-Cora?
-Huh?

I can't believe you let me
go off and forget my lunch.

What do you mean I let you
forget your lunch?

It's your lunch.
You shoulda

-remembered it yourself.
-See, this is exactly why

I need an assistant right here.

Well, you coulda had an
assistant

if you wasn't so cheap.
You didn't wanna pay.

-Cheap?
-Yes.

I resemble that remark.

-It's resent.
-Whatever it is, Cora.

And anyway, I paid my assistant
$20 an hour.

Mr. Brown, you paid him with
made-up money.

What?
Brown bucks is just as good

-a money as anything else.
-He couldn't spend 'em nowhere

but at your house, Mr. Brown.

He had to shop for groceries
outta your kitchen.

Well, Cora, Brown Mart offers
everyday low prices

for good, quality products.

-Ooh, hey baby.
-Oh, hey.

Ooh, that wasn't
no happy greeting.

So, what's going on with you?

Yeah, who put hot dog weenie
water in your Kool-Aid?

I'm sorry, I'm just annoyed that
I got turned down

-for another internship.
-Oh, it's okay, sweetheart.

You'll get one eventually.
It'll work out.

Well, I need one soon.
It's a requirement

for my senior year to graduate
next spring.

-Paid or unpaid?
-Unpaid.

-I just need the credit.
-Oh, well,

just so happen I'm looking for
an intern.

-You do internships?
-Yeah, I am what you call

a intern logistical corporate
director supervisor ensemble.

More like cheap executive
officer.

Cora, why don't you be the
director

of being quiet?
Thank you so much.

Well, you know what?
I gotta go dispense medications

to the residents anyway.

Cora, you don't know nothing
about being no nurse.

Well, I'll have you know Leah
left detailed instructions

and it'll be fine.
I got this.

-Oh, okay.
-So what all would I have

-to do as your intern?
-You will, uh, file stuff,

uh, answer the phone,
and get my lunch.

That sounds more like an
assistant.

Assistant, intern, tomato,
ketchup,

it's all the same stuff.
You want the job or what?

Yeah, I'll take it.
When does the job start?

20 minutes ago.
You're already late

on your first day.
Docked.

But you're not getting paid.

Okay, what I need you to do
is I need you

to file a couple boxes of
paperwork.

-Okay, you got it.
-Yeah, you don't need no help?

No, I can handle a couple boxes.

Okay, get to it.
It's good to have you on board.

-All right.
-[Mr. Brown] Thank you.

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[doorbell]

Well, ain't got nothing to do
now, I got an assistant.

That's what people with
assistants do,

they don't never do nothing.

They just ask the assistant
to do everything.

[slurping]
Oh, I'm tired

of watching you already.

These are the last of the couple
boxes.

-Oh, thank you.
-Oh, who's working for UPS?

Oh, she work for the original
Brown.

-This is my intern.
-Oh, you're his intern?

[laughs]
Blink twice if he's holding you

against your will, okay?

I wish I could blink twice and
make you just disappear.

So, how do you want these
organized?

Okay, I want these files
organized in two,

uh, three different categories.
Okay, the first category is,

-uh, pay immediately.
-Okay.

Second category is
put something on it.

Third category is you ain't
fittin'

to get a dime outta me.

Fittin' to get a dime outta me,
got it.

-[Mr. Brown] Right.
- Think about it,

them boxes probably empty like
your damn head.

-Are you following the train...
-Shut up.

-Following the train...
-Shut up!

Oh, this right here.
These are my important files.

That's where I keep all my
brilliant ideas.

-Braces with windshield wipers?
-Yeah.

You never have to brush your
teeth again.

Right so, where's the battery
to power these?

Oh, I'm still working the kinks
outta that concept.

Which reminds me, I gotta go to
the house and get my lunch.

Oh, we have food.
Mom made lasagna.

Oh, no, no,
I need some brain food.

Something to make my brain work.
Ooh, I made a big old pot

-of jerk possum.
-Mr. Brown,

-you eat roadkill?
-No, the road didn't kill it.

My neighbor did.
He caught him coming

in his trash just like that.
And then the thing

just fell over.
I drug him in the house,

put him in some water, boiled
him, put some gravy on him,

put some potatoes on him.
Whew! That's good.

You didn't take the fur off?

I...I got...that's what I'm
tasting.

Okay, besides gagging, what
should I do while you're gone?

Uh, I need you to file all of
this stuff right here.

I need you to hurry up and do it
pinto.

You mean pronto?

Okay, see, that's finna' be a
problem.

See, ' cause what you're not
finna' do is you're not

finna' sit here and look me
in my face

and try to correct me like
you're the boss.

I'm the boss.
That's the problem.

You've been, all day you been
doing this.

You need to be doing this.

You're going like this,
and you need to go...

Thank you.
Now, I need you

-to get this stuff done, when?
-Pinto.

Thank you.
Ooh, these kids don't know

how to...that's why you always
getting fired.

I'm going home and I'm gonna
bring some possum back.

I'll see you in a minute.
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-Hey, so how's it going?
-Great.

Mr. Brown is teaching me his
filing system.

-Oh, I bet that's an adventure.
-And then some.

So why didn't his last assistant
work out?

Oh, they didn't, um, they didn't
speak the same language.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

Eduardo spoke good English.
The problem was Mr. Brown.

-Hm.
-But you hang in there.

[doorbell]
-Hey, y'all.

Mom?
Dad?

Shouldn't you guys be on a plane
to a tropical island right now?

Nah, the island got hit by a
major storm.

Hurricane Rashida came through
and shut everything down.

Mm-hmm.
I hadn't been so annoyed

by a sister since Stacey Dash.

Are you guys gonna get a room
somewhere else?

[sighs] No.
We prepaid for that trip.

Ugh, our tropical vacation will
now be a tropical staycation.

Yep, but the same rules apply.
We not here,

and we do not wanna be bothered.

Okay.

Mm-hmm, I told you these
Christmas lights was gonna

come in handy again.

Is that why you keep them up
until after MLK Day?

Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is our I Have a Dream tree.

Yeah, now look.
I know this ain't

the romantic getaway that we
planned.

But I think we can make the
best of this.

-Mm-hmm.
-There you go.

-Put some in there.
-Mojitos.

You trying to get me tipsy, boy?

No.
I'm trying to get you drunk.

-You been drinking.
-You drunk.

-Why is it so dark in here?
-Uh, I don't recall

saying enter.
-Uh, Mom, I need help.

-Your mother ain't here.
-She...she's literally

-right behind you.
-Boy, that's

your imagination, all right?
We somewhere on the beach.

Look, look, Mom, it's gonna be
real quick.

Jeremy and Leah are not in right
now.

Please leave a message at the
tone, beep.

-Now, where was I?
-I think you were trying

-to take advantage of me.
-Mm-hmm.

[knocking]
Ugh, we gotta lock that door.

I need your help.
I think I might have

-gotten myself into something.
-You know what?

That's funny.
That's funny.

'Cause right now you blocking me
from getting into something.

Okay, look, I'm working as
Mr. Brown's assistant,

but he has me doing all of these
crazy filing systems,

like alphabetizing his notes
based on the color

of the outfit he was wearing
that day.

And he wears a lot of colors in
one day.

I mean, if that's part of the
job, sweetie,

then you just have to roll with
it.

I wish I never agreed to be his
assistant.

The point of an internship is to
prepare you

for the real working world,
sweetheart.

And sometimes that includes
working for colorful bosses.

Yep, and she means that
literally.

Leave.

You need to figure out how to
use your skills

to make it work
and be the best assistant

-he ever had.
-It's a pretty low bar.

You know, one of his assistants
was

on America's Most Wanted while
working for him.

-Hey.
-But you're right.

I think I know exactly
what I'm gonna do.

I know what you could do.
Haul ass.

[music]
Mm-mm.

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You almost finished with my
stuff?

What y'all done did
with my files?

What you do...somebody done
stole my files!

Call the po po!
Where my files at?

Y'all do something!
Somebody done broke in

-and stole my files!
-Mr. Brown,

-Mr. Brown, calm down.
-We weren't robbed.

Ain't no calm down.
I bet you it was

an inside job.
The butler did it, didn't he?

Mr. Brown, no one stole your
files.

Really?
Whew, you about

to give me a heart attack.
What y'all do?

-Y'all shrunk 'em?
-I got rid of 'em.

What?

Mr. Brown, your files are safe,
okay?

Philip helped me scan them
and upload them to the cloud.

The cloud?
Why y'all put 'em in the clouds?

This way's less messy 'cause
there's no physical papers

and you can have access to them
at any time you want.

Okay, I gotta rent a helicopter
every time I wanna go up

and get a piece of paper?
And do I need

to wear a mask to get 'em out?
And what if it rains?

Mr. Brown, not in a cloud in the
sky.

The cloud is a bunch of servers
in a data center

that's located around the world.

They're on my computer.

Why you just didn't say,
"They're in my computer?"

Why you gotta say, "Mr. Brown,
they in a data center

-all around the world"?
-Okay, look.

-What do you think?
-Okay, let me see it.

Oh, so I just click right there
and go?

-Oh.
-Okay.

I got to admit,
I was a big skeptic.

But y'all got it done.
Don't think I'm some old fart

that don't know nothing about
technology,

'cause I know this kind of
stuff.

[beeping]

Yeah, that's one of the
investors that wanna invest

in my ingenious ideas.
Yeah.

Do me a favor and pull up
the tiger stripe leisure suit.

Okay? I gotta go take this call.

-All right.
-Oh, and by the way...

-You're doing a great job.
-Thank you.

I know you was gonna do it.
When I first looked

at you in the face, I said,
"She can do it."

Did you hear that?
I'm crushing this internship.

No, what I did hear is that he
has

a tiger striped leisure suit.
He probably look like

a husky Tony the Tiger.

Okay, now to just pull up his
little file.

-Oh my God.
-Oh God, the tiger print's

-worse than we thought?
-The files are gone!

What?
That's impossible.

We uploaded them to the cloud.
They're in the cloud.

-They should be in the cloud.
-Stop saying cloud, okay?

I need to find this file or I'm
dead.

Okay, okay, okay,

what happened to
the original files?

The garbage man picked them up
from the curb 30 minutes ago.

-But why did you do that?
-I was trying

-to be a good intern!
-Well, you can

kiss that credit goodbye.
That credit's gone,

just like the original files.
Just like Mom's cooking skills.

Just like Dad's swag.
Just like Miss Anastasia's

-acting career.
-Okay, I got it!

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[moaning]
[knocking]

[Vinnie] I know you're in there!
I can smell hot wax,

mojito, and baby oil.

Look, maybe if we just pretend
to be quiet and sit still,

he'll go away like
a Jehovah's Witness.

[Vinnie] I'm not gonna fall for
the Jehovah's Witness bit.

I ain't stupid.

Damn it, Vinnie, what you want?

Where's Leah?
I'm having a medical emergency.

What's wrong, Grandpa Vinnie?

Well, something's funny, okay?

For the last couple hours, okay,
I been feeling kinda bloated

and my breasts are real sore,
they're swollen and sore,

-just sore, you know?
-Bloating and sore boobs?

Yes, just, like, really sore.

-Am I having a stroke?
-Nah, man.

I'm pretty sure that's just PMS.

Just like a man to think
everything has

to do with the period.

You should be fine,
Grandpa Vinnie.

Just go drink plenty of water,
put your feet up.

And what about a bubble bath?
'Cause I really feel

-like taking one.
-Yeah, go for it!

Can I use some of your
scented oil?

-Yes.
-And that thing for the back?

Goodbye.

-Yeesh.
-Yes.

-Can we get back to business?
-Come on now.

-My God.
-Mm-hmm.

What you got for me?
[laughter]

[knocking]

Hey, hey Leah, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, y'all.

I gave Vinnie Ms. Geraldine's
estrogen medicine by mistake.

-What?
-I don't know how it happened.

But, you know, Vinnie was just
whining about his special pills

and in some kind of way I got
'em all mixed up.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What did you give Ms. Geraldine?

You didn't?

I know I did, I did.
But look, look.

She seemed to be fine, though.
She just keep riding around

on her scooter and
I can't get her to stop

so I can just see if she's okay.

All right, look, baby,
I'm sorry, but I need

-to go make sure she's okay.
-Please.

Come on, come on, Cora.
I don't know what's wrong

-with her, but we gonna see.
-Okay, okay.

-[Leah] I'll be back, baby.
- We'll be back, baby.

-[Leah] I'll be back, baby!
- We'll be back, baby!

Please tell me you found them.

Nope, but I did find
a video of you reciting

-love poems to Lil Uzi.
-Give me that.

Look, I'm really impressed that
you found that many words

that rhyme with "Uzi".

-Those are personal and private.
-Well, excuse me.

What words do rhyme with "Uzi"?

Are you sure there's nothing
else you can do?

Yeah, those files are gone.

I'm wishing we could rent a
helicopter

and go up to the cloud and get
'em.

Ah, not me.
You know, heights make me

a little, a little woozy.
Woozy, Uzi?

[laughs]

Oh, sweet Sandra and young
Philip.

What are you two lovely children
doing?

[sighs] We're in the middle
of a crisis.

Oh, what's your problem?
Maybe I can help.

We lost some files on the
computer.

Oh, you know, when I misplace
something,

I like to sit still and just
think about

the last place I saw it.

Well, I don't know if that'll
work but I'll

give it some thought.
-Whatever you think,

-whatever you think is best.
Would you two kids

like a butterscotch?
-No thanks.

Are you sure you don't want a
butterscotch?

-We're good.
-Okay.

Good luck on your little
situation.

-Butterscotch.
-It's fine, thank you.

Okay, last chance for
butterscotch!

-Please, please.
-No, thank you.

Okay, praise the Lord.

Well, maybe Grandpa Vinnie was
on to something.

Look, I'm desperate.
I'll try anything.

Okay, now think back.
What is on that file?

The file says what?
Focus...

I can't if you don't shut up.

Wow, somebody's a little moody!
Moody, Uzi?

Oh my gosh, I'm in the zone.

I'm not getting anything.

[sighs] Okay, maybe you have to
think like Mr. Brown.

-What makes him tick?
- His brain food.

His jerk possum.

I think you know
what you have to do.

-No.
-Yes.

[Sandra]
No, anything but that.

[gagging]

-Oh, no.
-This is all you.

Yep, that's you.

I can't go through with it.

Oh, you done got my food all
ready?

Yeah, you done started reading
my mind.

See, that's what makes a good
internship.

You're a good intern.
I like you.

No, Mr. Brown, actually I'm not.
I was so excited about

putting your files on my
computer,

I accidentally deleted them.

-You what?
-I'm sorry.

-I understand if I'm fired.
-Okay, no.

You not fired.
It took a lot of courage

to say I did wrong.
I'm not gonna fire you.

Look, we're sorry.
We looked everywhere for 'em.

Y'all look in the trash can?

The garbage man
picked them up already.

No, I'm talking about
the trash can on the computer.

Found 'em.

Whoop there it is.
I'm a genius.

Told ya, I'm with this new
stuff.

I got all the latest technology.
I know all about all this.

I can work computers and
everything.

That reminds me.
Can you take my portable camera

by the place and get it
developed for me?

Get me two prints.
Thank you so much.

Y'all want some of, you want
some of that possum?

Oh, you know what, I just ate.
I'm so full.

-Really? You sure?
-I'm so full.

-Just taste a piece of it.
-I'm stuffed, really.

You know what?

Philip hasn't eaten anything
today.

Nah, I'm full.

Butterscotch
all the way to the top.

Okay, well that's more for me.

All right, I'm gonna go back.

[music]
[knocking]

[sighs] Come in.
I don't even know why

we got a door.

Hey guys.
I'm sorry to interrupt you guys,

but can you two please
come with me for a second?

Is Grandpa Vinnie
and Ms. Geraldine okay?

Oh yeah, everybody's fine.
They fine.

I just need...I need you to come
with me.

It won't take long.
Just a second.

Thank you.

We coming.
Come on, baby.

Surprise!

Wow, this is awesome!

Well, we just wanted to do
something special for you

and say we're sorry for
interrupting your staycation.

So we wanted y'all to have a
little bit more private time,

so Mr. Brown got all of us a
suite at the hotel

so you guys could have the house
to yourself.

Now, go ahead, we're gonna put
your...

Welcome to your own...your own
private island

called Hanawanalaya.

[laughter]

-Y'all enjoy each other.
-Enjoy!

Thank you.
Aw, this is really awesome.

It is.
But why didn't they just

-give us the hotel suite?
-Right?

[doorbell]
Mm-hmm.

-You hungry?
-Mm-hmm.

Well, I got some lasagna.
And lasagna, and lasagna.

Nobody want no more of that damn
lasagna.

-Cheers, baby.
-Cheers.

-I love you.
-I love you too.

Do we have to stay out here?
Can we go back to the room?

Yep. We trying to get that other
lay.

You trying to get laid.
[laughter]

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