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MUSIC: Left Hand Free
by alt-J
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♪ Ain't shady, baby ♪
♪ I'm hot like the prodigal son ♪
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♪ Well, your left hand's free ♪
♪ And your right's in grip ♪
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♪ With another left hand... ♪
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Hey! Here he is.
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Hey!Man of the moment.
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How was it?
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Um, yeah, good.
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Uh, great.
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Bang-on, actually.
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So, what did you say?
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Oh, you know,
sort of questions about jobs.
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The job. Uh, answers from me.
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Uh, a bit of back and forth.
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Yeah, you didn't go, did you?
No, n-not entirely. No.
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Oh, Stew.
Look, I lined you up for that one.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Just...
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I don't think
that local planning officer
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is a natural career step for me.
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You're a junior
local planning officer.
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Yeah, junior - and I like that.
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You know,
there's no pressure or politics,
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or your big meetings upstairs.
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Look, it's normal to fear change.
I don't fear change.
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Right, what are you having?
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Just the usual.
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Actually, do you know what?
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I will go
for a Scrumpy Pumpy, please.
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Yeah? For a change.
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Are you sure?
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It's 8%.
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I'll just go with the mild.
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Yeah.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Right, then. Come on.What?
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She might still be there.
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No, but I don't want...
HE SIGHS
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I don't want the bloody job.
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Come on!Robbie!
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It's more money.
Yeah, it's more hassle.
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You know, can't we just grab
some tins, go over to the castle?
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No, we're not 15 years old any more.
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Look, you've got to start doing
something with your life.I know.
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I will. But just not right now.
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When, then? What?
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I don't know.
I'll just see what happens.
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This is Clitheroe, Stew.
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Nothing happens.
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LOUD EXPLOSION, SCREAMING
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WHIRRING
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What the fuck?!
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MUSIC PLAYS
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HE GASPS
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HE BREATHES HEAVILY
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HE SIGHS
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HE EXHALES HEAVILY
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ON TV:And with China
finally surrendering,
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all nations on Earth are now
formally under alien control.
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..and an enlarged cranium,
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suggesting superior intelligence
and...
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I just think we are where we are
and everyone just needs
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to stop moaning and get on with it.
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The time has come to make peace
with a new reality,
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a new regime here in Great Britain.
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Territory 78.
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..is of course leading on
from the rumours
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that our Gu'un leaders may want
to govern from outside of London.
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Most digital signals remain blocked.
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We continue to broadcast
on the old analogue network.
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Time to lay down our weapons,
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dry our eyes,
and get back to our lives.
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TV SWITCHES OFF
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LOUD WHIRRING
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ELECTRICITY BUZZES
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Argh!
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ALARM BLARES IN DISTANCE
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MUSIC: Human
by The Killers
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♪ I did my best to notice ♪
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ELECTRICITY BUZZES
Ah, shit!
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♪ When the call came down the line ♪
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♪ Up to the platform of surrender ♪
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♪ I was brought but I was kind ♪
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♪ And sometimes I get nervous ♪
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♪ When I see an open door ♪
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♪ Close your eyes ♪
♪ Clear your heart ♪
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♪ And cut the cord ♪
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♪ Are we human ♪
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♪ Or are we dancer? ♪
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♪ My sign is vital ♪
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♪ My hands are cold ♪
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♪ And I'm on my knees
looking for the answer ♪
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♪ Are we human ♪
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♪ Or are we dancer? ♪
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Freeze!
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How is this a door?!
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And how do you slow down a Nissan?
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LOUD EXPLOSION
Ah!
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Clitter-oh-ee.Clitter-oh-ee.
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Clitheroe.
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Hmm.Yeah.
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Look, you can't run the country
from here. It's too...
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Why have YOU got your hands up?
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Why have you got YOUR hands up?
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So you don't shoot me.
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Oh, I thought it was a greeting.
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Oh.
THEY CHUCKLE
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No, it's all right.
We're not going to shoot you.
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He's right. That did it.
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Ah! Well, thank you.
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Look, you can't run the country
from here.
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There's no motorways, the internet
is crap, parking is a nightmare...
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He's very whiny.
Can't we just shoot him a bit?
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The thing is, Clithero...oo...
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Clitheroe.
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..is the geographical centre
of the landmass.
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I mean, you can't run
an island territory
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from down in one corner.
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I mean, imagine how disenfranchised
the people over in, um, uh...
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No.No. Well, you take my point.
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Which is why we're moving
Central Command from Lon-don...
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Lon-don...to, well...
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..here.
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Here.
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Can you eat this?
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I wouldn't.
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Is that a no?
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You run the country
from the capital -
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that's just how it works.
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Understood.
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Make a note -
Clitheroe is now the capital.
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What?
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No, t-that's not what I mean.
Uh...
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He's right.
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It's almost too spicy.
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Is there anything else
we should know?
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ELEVATOR BELL DINGS
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..just stopped going
to the office, really,
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or, you know, they took up drink,
or drugs, or both, actually.
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A lot went up to the hills. Um...
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I do wish you'd all stop
acting so surprised.
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Surprised?! You invaded our planet!
Arrived.
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We arrived at your planet.
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And to be fair, we were invited.
No, you weren't.
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You were sending out radio signals.
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And then there was that probe...
Voyager.
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Yes, I mean, literally had a map
of how to get here on the side.
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So, you know, we pop round,
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and next thing
you start firing things at us.
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You blew up New Zealand.
Only the edges.
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That's where all the people were.
Oh!Greetings!
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Oh, hello.
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Uh, hi, June.
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It's OK. They're just...
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There's been a change in management.
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All right?
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LOUD THUD
Ow!
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Yep. There we go.
Yeah, I've seen it,
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but I think
it's just another finger.
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No, no, no. I'm telling you...
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HE GRUNTS
..it's the penis.
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Then why was it pointing at me?
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Huh?
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There you go. Done.
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Do you know what
the round bits are for?
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I heard if you give them
a gentle squeeze...
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Ah...
HE CHUCKLES
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Do we draw lots?
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Yep, or there's always,
I don't know...
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..rank.
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Military rank or...?
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I think Earth rank...
now we're here.
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Hmm.Hmm.
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You could still get
your own territory, you know,
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if you'd just learn
a little diplomacy.
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SHOUTS:Fuck...
THEY GASP
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..diplomacy!
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And there's the issue.
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Morning.
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You know the species.
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Is there any way
to make large numbers of them
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immediately like you?
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HE EXHALES
Um...
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Tea.Oh.
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Thank you.
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Tea?Oh.
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Thank you.
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Tea!
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Tea.
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T-Thank you.
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So, the sun is going to explode.
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HE SPLUTTERS
What?
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Oh, not now.
In about eight billion years.
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But it will eventually expand
into a super-heated red giant
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that will consume the Earth
in a gas-fuelled inferno
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of competing nuclear reactions.
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Jesus.
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Yes, it's very upsetting.
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And we know that, because that's
what happened to our planet, Gu'ua,
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which is why we've spent
several decades
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searching other galaxies
for a planet
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with a breathable atmosphere,
and having finally found one,
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well, long story short,
we're not going anywhere.
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So, we're stuck with you.
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Well, we could have just
vaporised you all.
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Oh, well, let's not...
That got my vote.
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The message is, "We come in peace."
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Look, and we really do want
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to rub along
with you guys as best we can.
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The problem is that as a species,
you're so...
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Simple...complicated.
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Yes, very, very basic,
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but at the same time,
utterly baffling.
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Are we?
Well, you're all terrified of death,
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yet your favoured mode of transport
literally pumps out poison.
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So, to help you,
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we dis-incentivised the use
of internal combustion engines...
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The electric shocks?
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And somehow we're the bad guys?!
THEY CHUCKLE
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People have got to get about.
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Yes, that's it right there.
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You're so desperate
to live your lives
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that you're prepared
to die to do so.
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Free country.
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It's fascinating.
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No concept
of collective responsibility.
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Or he might just be thick.
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No, no.
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I believe this is how they think,
and he's just saying it.
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They didn't do that in Lon-don.
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I can hear you.
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I'd like to offer you a job
as a consultant
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to help us understand
the indigenous population.
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No, no.
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What you need is someone
from London, or upstairs.
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Or upstairs in London.
No, no. We've tried that.
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We've had quite enough of experts.
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What we need is the common-sense
outlook of the man on the street,
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just while we find our feet.
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I really appreciate it,
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but I just want to do my hours,
get my head down...
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The paper! The paper!
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Would you like the colourful paper?
No, it's not a...
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Christ, that's a lot.
Um, it's not about the money.
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It's... It's about...
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A dwelling, then.
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We could give you a dwelling.
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Since we arrived, some lovely
domiciles have been, um...vacated.
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You mean like a house? To keep?
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To keep.
And for just a few weeks' work.
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A couple of quick wins
human-relations-wise
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and you can go back to doing...
well, whatever it is you do.
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Can I think about it?
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Of course.
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To thinking about it.
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Uh, yeah. To thinking about it.
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The milk is off! The milk is so off!
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There you go.
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Oh, cheers.
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Thanks.
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What's that?
262
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I found it. Out there.
263
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,440
It was Robbie's.
264
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,920
Are you sure?
265
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,480
Yeah, I bought him that belt.
266
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,120
Oh, shit.
267
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,080
Um, OK, well, I mean, shouldn't...?
Maybe you should keep a hold of it.
268
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,040
No, no, no.
That's ancient history now.
269
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,560
He'd want you to have it.
270
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,840
Would he?
271
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,120
Well, I know he'd rather not
have been crushed to death
272
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,240
by a giant ball, but here we are.
273
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,960
They offered me a job.
274
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,880
Who?The Blue Man Group.
275
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,360
I mean, after everything
they've done? No way.
276
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,560
Stewart...
277
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,440
Stewart,
we all work for them now, right?
278
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,000
But we don't all get
to make a difference.
279
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,800
What would he say?
280
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,360
COUPLE ARGUE NEXT DOOR
281
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,760
HE EXHALES
282
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,080
Hello...! Oh!
283
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,000
Oh, s-sugar! Sorry.
I didn't know it did pictures.
284
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,760
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING
285
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,400
Got you, you bastard.
286
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,000
Was there something you wanted?
287
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,160
Uh, yeah.
CREAKING
288
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,600
I'm in.
289
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,280
HE EXHALES
290
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,000
HE CHUCKLES
291
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,560
HORN HONKS OUTSIDE
292
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,000
Actually, could I drive?
293
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,520
I think I'm getting the hang of it.
294
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,240
HORN AND ALARM BLARE
295
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,920
HE GROANS
296
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,800
I know what I did that time.
297
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,640
Yeah.
298
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,280
Hmm, what to have, what to have?
299
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,960
It all just sounds so awful.
300
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,520
Bap'n'brew.WOMAN:What?
301
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,800
Bap'n'brew.
302
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,200
Bap'n'brew.
303
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,200
Just four bacon butties
and four teas to go, please.
304
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,720
Thank you.
305
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,200
Greetings.
306
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,000
Greetings.
307
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,440
Hmm.
308
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,520
Well, this is nice.
309
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,440
Uh... Sorry, can you tell...?
310
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,720
Actually, I don't know
any of your names.
311
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:02,760
Ah, yes. Well, we tend not to use
our names down here on Earth.
312
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,520
I mean, there's an issue, you see.
313
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,600
The resonant frequency
of our native tongue
314
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,360
combined
with the atmospheric pressure
315
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:13,240
of your planet means that if we say
our Gu'un names out loud,
316
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,080
you'd, um...well...
317
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,640
You'd shit yourself.
318
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,880
Sorry?
319
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,120
Physically.
320
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,120
You would void your bowels,
violently and comprehensively.
321
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,360
But you may refer to us by rank.
322
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,480
Sector Premier,
Sector Sub-commander,
323
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,320
underling, third-class.
324
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,880
Right.
325
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,320
Um, it's just that, you know,
if you guys want to fit in,
326
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,080
maybe you should get something
a bit more normal.
327
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,400
You know, human.
328
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,000
Yes. Wonderful idea.
329
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,400
Humans, tell me,
what names do you go by?
330
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,920
Tracy.
331
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,640
Peter.Hmm.
332
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,240
What lovely noises.
333
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,920
Tracy and Peter.
334
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,520
Tracy, Peter, Trace, Peter,
Tra, Peter, Tra...
335
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,960
Trater. I shall be Trater.
That... That has another meaning.
336
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,720
Oh, thank you.
337
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,320
You!
HE GASPS
338
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,080
Name.
339
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,960
Gordon.
340
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,240
I am Gordan!
341
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,600
OK.
342
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,840
Yeah, great.
And then you can be, um...
343
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,200
Greggs.
344
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,760
Great. Yeah. Greg.
345
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,640
Um, Greg...Greggs.
346
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,680
It's not... It's not really a name.
347
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,480
It is.
348
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,840
I've seen it everywhere.
349
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:31,160
OK. Right. Yeah, so,
um, Greggs, Trater...Mm-hm.
350
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,880
..and Gordon.
351
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,600
Gor-dan.
352
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,800
WOMAN:Four baps to go.Ah.
353
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,000
GREGGS:I'm quite full, actually.
354
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,920
Oh, dear. Cheers. Thank you.
355
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Oh, after you, Gordan.
356
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,760
No, no. You first, Trater.
Trater!
357
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,240
THEY CHUCKLE
358
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,600
HE LAUGHS
359
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,720
Um, not their real names.
Their real names are...
360
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,080
FLATULENCE AND SQUELCHING,
PEOPLE SHOUT AND GROAN
361
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,480
You all right?Yep.
362
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,320
Yeah. I'm fine.
363
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,520
Another one?
364
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,320
Would you like a purple one?
365
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,520
See? You all love it.
366
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,240
Money? Of course we do.
367
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,400
Exactly!
368
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,040
So let's just print loads of it,
give everyone lots and lots.
369
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,400
Everybody loves us,
370
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,880
and we all live together
in peace and harmony.
371
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,160
And that's lunch.
372
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,400
Wait. Uh, wait.
373
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,840
I don't know what it is,
but there's some reason...
374
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,160
I think I read somewhere
375
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,600
or I saw something
about why that doesn't work.
376
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,320
I think you always have
to take money from somewhere else.
377
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,120
You can't just...make it.
378
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,640
Uh?
379
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,080
Well, where do you get it from?
380
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,120
I think there's, like, a...a pot.
381
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,640
A pot?
382
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,920
Do you know who you should talk to?
The...
383
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,160
What's his name? The Chancellor.
384
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,520
Ah.
385
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,880
Um...
HE CHUCKLES
386
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,200
..he's, um...
387
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,360
Unavailable.
388
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,520
Hmm.
389
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,520
Oh, the numbers.
Didn't we find some numbers?
390
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,280
There. The numbers.
391
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,520
So, what do you think?
392
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,800
Me?
I don't know. I'm not an accountant.
393
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,840
Well, speaking as our man
on the street, I mean,
394
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,680
if we have to get this money
from somewhere,
395
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,800
what here don't you need?
396
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,880
Oh, that's a big number.
What's "nhssss"?
397
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,760
NHS - not that.
What about that one? That's huge.
398
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,000
Wrong column. That's national debt.
Hmm.
399
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,800
That feels like a problem.
Uh, oh.
400
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,480
Well, I suppose now you lot
are in charge of everywhere,
401
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,960
there's always a...
402
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,520
Right. That should do it.
403
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,160
So, internet is back on?
404
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,560
Oh, is it?
405
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,960
Well done.
406
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,720
You mean what I was doing?
InTRAnet - completely different.
407
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,600
I've basically patched
their servers into ours,
408
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,200
so you can talk to the other Smurfs.
409
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,600
Right, budge up.
410
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,120
Now, for video calls,
411
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:48,840
you need to keep an eye on the Wi-Fi
cos our routers are horseshit.
412
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,720
There's no signal down there,
413
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,760
none in that corner,
and none down there.
414
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,280
SHE GRUNTS
415
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,280
I've been trying to get
high-speed fibre in here for years,
416
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,920
but there's never the budget.
417
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,400
Well, we'll see what we can do.
418
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,200
SHE SNORTS
Yeah, good luck with that.
419
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,800
Well, we're in charge now, so...
Heard it all before.
420
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,960
No, we literally run
the entire world.
421
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,440
If you say so, hon'.
422
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,280
Now you're connected.
Try not to break it.
423
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,680
We're having trouble
fully charging our pulse weapons.
424
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,680
We can only get about 240V.
That's all there is.
425
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,680
You're not on Krypton any more,
dude.
426
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,760
Uh, she does know
we're in charge, yes?
427
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,440
Yeah. She just... She works in IT.
428
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,120
INCOMING CALL ALERT PLAYS
429
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,120
SHE CLEARS THROAT
430
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,000
RUSSIAN ACCENT:Strozvicha.
Oh, hey, guys!
431
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,560
Good to see you.Hello!
432
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,280
Oh, sorry. That's a local greeting.
It's not.
433
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,760
Hey, how's things over there in 88?
78. Territory 78.
434
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,800
Purely in terms of landmass,
which I do wonder,
435
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,880
is that really the best way
to structure the hierarchy of...?
436
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,920
Hey, I mean, it keeps things simple.
It's numbers. Just numbers.
437
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,040
Right. Yes.
438
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,960
It's just there was some talk here
439
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,880
of some kind
of a special relationship.
440
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,120
Hadn't heard that.
441
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,760
Oh, well, I mean,
it's probably just... Ah!
442
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,640
So, what do you want talk about?
443
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:15,160
Well, in a word, missiles.
Did you find one of these things?
444
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,600
You know, we did.
445
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,800
Where the hell did I put it?
Da, for the nuclears...
446
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,200
Cory? Thank you.
447
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,640
That's what's in there?
You gave him that?
448
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,160
It's only nuclear.
449
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,360
It's not like
it's a particle disrupter.
450
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,160
THEY LAUGH
451
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,800
Whoa!Oh!
THEY LAUGH
452
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,920
Thanks, buddy. Look at that.
453
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,720
Yes, I think there is still
a few left in barrel.
454
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:44,600
Yes. These missile things cost
an awful lot of the colourful paper.
455
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,080
What?! For this?!
But are...are just nuclears.
456
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,920
Well, paper we could all
be spending elsewhere.
457
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,200
So, I was thinking,
458
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,560
since we collectively run
the whole planet now,
459
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,320
do we really need them,
nuclear missiles?
460
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,280
Yes, good point.
You know, that's a great point.
461
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,560
I don't know that we do.
So we could just get rid of them?
462
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,920
Absolutely.Hey, why not?
463
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,840
What you say you guys
get rid of yours,
464
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,960
and then once that's done,
we'll get rid of ours.
465
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,360
Yes. And then us.
466
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,600
Yeah. Or you two first, and then us.
467
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,040
It doesn't matter.
468
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,960
You know, whoever first,
and then whoever next,
469
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,840
and then, you know, us.
470
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,320
Yeah, we'll hammer out the details.
471
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,560
Great. Well, good to talk to you.
472
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,080
See you later, alligator.
473
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,480
Cory taught me that.
474
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,000
Well, I'd say this calls
for a celebration.
475
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,760
Teas all around?
Or something stronger.
476
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,800
I'll leave out
the bovine mammary excretion.
477
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,280
Oh, is that what that was?
478
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,520
Sorry, what are we celebrating?
The colourful paper.
479
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,160
Did you not hear?
Yeah, but nothing was decided.
480
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,920
They just sort of, like, fobbed
you off. There's still no money.
481
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,280
Where's the money?
482
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,240
Well, you tell us.
483
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,720
It was your idea.
484
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,160
No, it was her idea.
I just tried to make it work.
485
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,080
Well, if there are other ideas...
486
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,280
Yes, you wanted the job.
487
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,640
No, I didn't.
488
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,840
Well, you've taken the house
and the colourful paper,
489
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,760
so I'd say you're
very much part of the team.
490
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,680
It's only one little thing, Stewart.
491
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,520
We just want all humans to like us.
492
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,640
So, come on.
493
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,320
What's your big idea?
494
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,200
OK, OK.
495
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,440
We've all had a really long day,
496
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,960
and I think we all need
to shed our skins,
497
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,280
so let's pick this up in the morning
498
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,960
when I'm sure Stewart here
will be brimming with inspiration.
499
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,880
Of course. Of course.
500
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,400
Very open to that idea.
501
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,920
Ah.
502
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,480
Wide open...
503
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,320
..like my airlock door.
504
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,040
Sleep well.
505
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,120
HE SIGHS
506
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,880
THUD OF FOOTSTEPS
507
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,240
DOOR OPENS
508
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,800
Ah!
Argh!Argh!Argh!What's wrong?
509
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,560
What are you...?
What are you doing?
510
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,960
What are you doing in my house?
511
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,320
Gordan told me to keep
an eye...keep you company.
512
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,200
So...
513
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,760
Yay!
514
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,720
Housemates.
515
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,920
HE SIGHS
516
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,120
What's that?Leave it.
517
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,280
Are you joking?
518
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,120
Have you not got anything smaller,
Stewart?
519
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,280
No.
520
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,600
HE SIGHS
521
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,600
You know, for a bloke
with a wallet full of 50s,
522
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,960
you don't seem too happy.
You don't want to talk to him.
523
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,080
He's thrown in with that lot.
Bloody collaborator!
524
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,400
I will speak to who I want,
Steven Parry.
525
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,360
I should have just said no,
kept my head down.
526
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,120
Now this lot think I'm a scab
and the other lot think I'm useless.
527
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,800
Well, you are.
528
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,480
Well, yeah, but I've never really
had a species look down on me
529
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,880
as a whole, you know?
530
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,400
It doesn't feel great.
531
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,840
Sorry, mate.
532
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,440
Just ignore him.
533
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,760
They're just bored
534
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,360
because they can't bury
their heads in Instagram.
535
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,920
PATRONS GROAN AND GRUMBLE
536
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,280
Of course.
537
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,680
Thank you.
538
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,360
What?I'm going to buy you a drink.
539
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,160
I'm going to get everyone a drink.
Ah! Get lost, scab!
540
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,880
Your money is no good here!
541
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,280
Shithouse!
542
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,320
Three pints of bitter
and six bags of Wotsits.
543
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,760
And some chilli peanuts.
544
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,280
We blow up the Internet.
545
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,920
I love it. Let's go.
546
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,400
No, I mean,
not literally blow it up.Oh.
547
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,320
I mean, we post a video...No.
548
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,560
..across social media...No.
549
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,680
..on the internet.No.
550
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,160
No, no, no, no.
We are not turning that back on.
551
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,240
Why?
552
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,440
Because you have to control
the flow of information.
553
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,680
Yeah, but you're not.
554
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,640
There's gossip and radio,
and most of the telly is back on.
555
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,120
Now, look...Let him speak.
Let him speak.
556
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,240
Look, you turn the internet
back on and you can use it
557
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,600
to get your message out there.
558
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,520
You could have your own channel,
or personal accounts, you know,
559
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,080
show people what you're really like.
560
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,600
You could have one,
you could have one.
561
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,720
He could have a YouTube channel.
562
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,480
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
563
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,320
OK, you get the idea.
564
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,720
But trust me, people miss the web.
You know, really.
565
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,200
Just switching it back on
makes you look good, you know?
566
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,600
And plus, it's free.
You can do it today.
567
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,560
You wanted an easy win - this is it.
568
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,120
Hmm!
569
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,160
I would like to go on the record
as saying this is a terrible idea.
570
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,440
OK.
571
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,680
But the record is just becoming
you saying that about things.
572
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,640
Hmm.
573
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,880
What?Nothing. Nothing.
574
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,840
Think I was just expecting
something a bit more hi-tech.
575
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,160
Ah. No.
576
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,400
We like
to keep the interface simple.
577
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,240
That does all the hard work.
578
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,040
If you say so.
579
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,040
Sorry?
580
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,920
Well, it's not exactly high-spec.
581
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,520
Well, it's about ten times
more powerful
582
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,440
than the computers on Earth,
583
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,960
and I mean ALL computers
on Earth combined, so...
584
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,640
Will it run Call Of Duty?
Of course it won't run Call Of Duty.
585
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,880
It's not designed
to run Call Of Duty.
586
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,240
What's Call Of Duty?
587
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,560
It's a first-person
warfare simulation game.
588
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,960
Well, these helped us
take over your planet,
589
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,080
so we won an actual war,
an interplanetary war, using this.
590
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:56,040
Just saying.
The graphics card is not great.
591
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,800
So, flick of a switch
592
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,480
and we're going to have something
up in the socials in no time.
593
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,240
Gordan, authenticate the order.
594
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,720
COMPUTER WHIRS
595
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,840
BEEPING, COMPUTER POWERS DOWN
596
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,400
What the...?
597
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,160
Problem?
598
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,680
Password?
599
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,640
Oh, yeah. I set you up
with network logins, for security.
600
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,800
Security?
601
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,520
Our login is our DNA.
602
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,800
Exactly.
603
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,760
You just needed something
a bit more secure.
604
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,680
Ah, Trater.
605
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,920
So, your password is capital J,
seven, four...
606
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,320
You should write this down.
607
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,800
..ampersand, nine, underscore...
608
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,840
Was that an upper case i
or a lower case L?
609
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,120
How did you get to the moon?
610
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,360
PHONE CHIMES
611
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,080
WOMAN MOANS PLEASURABLY
612
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,560
Oh, yeah!
MAN GRUNTS
613
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,400
HE LAUGHS
614
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,720
NAIL GUN CLACKS
615
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,360
What is that?
616
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,640
OK, can I get some levels?
617
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,320
Just say some words.
618
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,920
CHATTER IN BACKGROUND
Um, violin.
619
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,040
All right.Cat. Bermuda.
620
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,080
NAIL GUN CLACKS
Argh!Marmalade.
621
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,960
Ah!Oh, mate...
622
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,200
Argh!Argh!Ah!
CLATTERING
623
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,240
Argh!
624
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,400
GROANING
625
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,120
Hermit crab.I'm OK.
626
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,960
HE GROANS
My foot!Jesus.
627
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,440
Is he all right?
628
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,240
Yes, knowing our luck.
629
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,040
OK, so, are we good to go?
630
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,760
I mean, once we've, you know...
631
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,920
Yeah, I think we're, um...
..tidied all this up.
632
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,920
Good when you are.
633
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,400
CAMERA BEEPS
634
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,560
So, whilst
the low-orbit super weapon
635
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,400
is still in a constant
state of readiness
636
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,600
and trained on all of you
all of the time,
637
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,280
we want you to think of us
as your friends.
638
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,120
And that, for now, is that.
639
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,600
For now.
640
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,680
So, it's goodnight from all of us
at Central Command,
641
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,200
or as we say on my planet...
642
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,760
Ah, well,
they've already translated it.
643
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,680
So, goodnight.
644
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,120
CAMERA BEEPS
645
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,680
Well, I think that broadly worked.
It works. Disseminate it.
646
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,400
Yeah. Yeah.
Or...was it not just a bit long?
647
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,440
And again,
the thing with the hands...
648
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,400
Disseminate it.Yeah.
649
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,080
It's my mother's birthday today.Hm.
650
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,560
How old is she?
One and a half aeons.
651
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,120
1.5. That's a good innings.
652
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,160
Bloody black spots.
653
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,800
Is she celebrating at all, or...?
Good grief, no.
654
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,680
Hey! It's uploading.
655
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,320
Now we just, um, wait.
656
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,640
Well, a good day,
I'd say, all in all.
657
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,200
Well done, Stewart.
658
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,120
The drinks got on me,
as I believe you say.
659
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,360
Thank you. Um...
660
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,040
Actually,
you haven't got anything smaller?
661
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,680
A tenner for two drinks.
One is for you.
662
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,920
Keep the change.Oh, you seem jolly.
663
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,720
Yeah, a better day.
A bit better, I think.
664
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,880
I saw the video.Yeah.
665
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,040
Didn't go exactly to plan, but...
SHE LAUGHS
666
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,240
It didn't look planned.
667
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,280
No. No.
668
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,240
But, you know,
if it gets the message out there,
669
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,440
then that's really what it's about.
Behind that, were you?
670
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,280
Uh, yeah.
671
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,800
But not...not...
672
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,040
Brilliant.
673
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,520
Seriously, just brilliant.
674
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,520
Yeah.
675
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,120
Yeah. Thanks. Great.
676
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,560
Man of the moment, eh?
677
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,560
Yeah, I'm a pretty big deal.
678
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:03,560
Well, then maybe
I should be buying you a drink.
679
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,280
Seriously?What?
680
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,680
I mean, it's just that I've been
coming here for nine years -
681
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,040
five if you're the police -
682
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,760
and you've never once
given me a free beer.
683
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,000
Well, it may be I'm starting
to see you in a different light...
684
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,880
..Stewart Connelly.
685
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,680
Are you coming up?
686
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,120
I don't know. You've had a drink.
Maybe I shouldn't.
687
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,000
All right,
I'll put this another way, right?
688
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,600
You're coming up.
689
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,960
OK, yeah. Great.Yeah?
Yeah, great.Yeah. Come on, then.
690
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,400
Fuck.Come on.
691
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,800
Sorry.
692
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:42,960
Come here.
693
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Let me just...
I've always liked you, Elodie.
694
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,640
Yeah.Even in primary school.
695
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,800
Yeah.Um...
696
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,280
THEY GROAN IN DISGUST
697
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,720
What the hell is going on?
698
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,320
INDISTINCT MURMURING
699
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,400
We'd like a word with you, Stew.
700
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,560
Sorry.
701
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,880
The AAA.
702
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,840
"Yay, yay, yay"?
703
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,520
No, the AAA - Anti-Alien Alliance.
704
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,280
What's that?
705
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,800
It's our logo.
706
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,480
It's like an alien
but it's also got three As on it.
707
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,360
There's only two.No, no.
708
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,400
There's a little one
where the big ones intersect.
709
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,920
I don't think it work...It works!
710
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,720
Christ!
711
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,440
Anyway, sorry about
all the cloak-and-dagger stuff,
712
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,440
but we had to get you alone.
713
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,720
So, what, you were just
pretending to drink?No.
714
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,600
You just have a very low tolerance.
715
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,000
She's just a concerned human.
We all are.
716
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,680
OTHERS MURMUR IN AGREEMENT
717
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,920
Those bastards killed
a lot of people.
718
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,560
They blew up my country.
719
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,880
They murdered my nan.
720
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,560
My nan's sister.
721
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,800
Your great aunt?
722
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,040
No!
723
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,680
Why do people keep saying that?
724
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:03,040
Right, my great-grandmother
is my nan's mum,
725
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,680
so why would her sister
be my great aunt?
726
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,920
THEY ALL ANSWER AT ONCE
727
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,160
No, just shut up!
728
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,920
Christ!
729
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,840
The point is, we're fighting back.
730
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,720
Now, we need a man on the inside.
Or a woman. Or a woman.
731
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,720
But it just so happens
you're a man...
732
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,560
..as we saw.
THEY LAUGH
733
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,040
Though, to be clear, we are
an equal-opportunities militia.
734
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:30,080
Look, I'm sure
you're a great resistance,
735
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,640
doing some great resisting,
736
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,800
um, but I just don't want
to get involved.
737
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,360
No, no.
738
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,680
You already are, mate.
739
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,960
No, the job is temporary.
I was blackmailed.
740
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,520
Well, I wasn't blackmailed. Uh...
741
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,080
I mean the video.
742
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,000
You already struck the first blow.
HE LAUGHS
743
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,080
That bit when the light came down,
I pissed myself.
744
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,360
THEY LAUGH
What?
745
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,720
Yeah.So good.
746
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,840
GREGGS SCREAMS, CLATTERING
747
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,120
THEY LAUGH
748
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,000
Fuck.
749
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,840
Fuck. I've uploaded the wrong file.
750
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,360
Shit.
I've got to go. I've got to go.
751
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,520
Can someone give me a lift?
752
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,840
OK.
753
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,560
Yeah, here's fine. Yeah.
754
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,160
Here's fine. I'll just get off.
Yeah. Here's fine.
755
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,880
Yeah, thanks. Yeah.
756
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,920
We'll be in touch.
757
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,360
Uh, don't. There's no point, so...
758
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,400
Uh, yeah. No, thank you. Psycho.
759
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,720
Hey, come on. That's it.
You've got this.
760
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,840
HE STRAINS
There we are.
761
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,880
HE SHRIEKS
762
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,720
Greggs!
763
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,640
There's been...
764
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,440
I think I'm going to take a break.
765
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,760
you know, for a bit,
just get away for a few...
766
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,520
We'd like to have a word with you.
767
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,000
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
768
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:15,760
It's all very well saying...
whatever it is you are saying,
769
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,440
but you have humiliated us,
770
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,000
and we really can't have that,
can we?
771
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,840
What is he saying?
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
772
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,040
I think he's saying "accident".
773
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,080
Or "excellent".
774
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,840
I don't think
he'd be saying "excellent".
775
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,520
He is, like all of them,
saying whatever he thinks
776
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,920
will stop me pressing "eject",
which is futile.
777
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,440
You played us for fools, Stewart.
778
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,120
This cannot stand.
779
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,240
What?
780
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,440
Right.
781
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,760
Let's do this, shall we?
782
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,000
Are we absolutely sure about this?
783
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,680
I mean, it's just, up to this point,
784
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,400
Stewart seems to have been
a pretty standout specimen.
785
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,480
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
I like you, too.
786
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,960
He's undermined your command.
We must be emphatic in our response.
787
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,200
Yes, true.
788
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,600
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
789
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,480
I might just turn around, though.
790
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,080
Oh, yeah.
791
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,680
Likes.
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
792
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,320
HE CHUCKLES
793
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,720
Oh. Oh! Um...
794
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,120
What?
795
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,600
I think people like it.
796
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:23,440
"TBH, they seem like
a bit of a laugh, LOL."
797
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,600
"Perhaps they not all W-@-nkers."
798
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,080
"Nkers"?
Look, the number's going up.
799
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,480
Why would anyone like this?
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
800
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,280
They're mostly stupid, the people,
801
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,920
and this makes us look stupid,
802
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,160
so maybe it's somehow helps us
seem more human.
803
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,720
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
804
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,360
Perhaps...
805
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,240
Perhaps he's still useful after all.
806
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,720
LOUD THUDDING
807
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,040
HE RETCHES
808
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,840
Does anybody want that, or...?
809
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,280
Is there a way
to have the frothy one
810
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,760
without anything issued
from the teat of a living mammal?
811
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,240
Oat milk.Oat. Yes, please.
812
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,000
Ooh, and a bap.
813
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,840
Um...
814
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,200
Tell me about stil-ton.
815
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,720
What is wrong with them?
816
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,960
SHE CLEARS THROAT
817
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,480
Morning.
818
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,800
You look a bit peaky.
Yeah. Got a hangover, so...Mm.
819
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,760
Also, someone tried
to flush me into space.
820
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,880
Different trousers?
821
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,440
Yeah.
822
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,520
Someone tried to flush me
into space.
823
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,840
ELEVATOR CHIMES
824
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,320
Ah, there you are.
825
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,920
It would appear
we have gone "viral".
826
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,760
That's TikTok, Insta, Facebook,
top trend on Twitter.
827
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,960
YouTube's at 18.9 and counting.
So, that's good?
828
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,680
Well, it's no Gangnam Style,
but a solid Charlie Bit My Finger.
829
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,560
It's good.
830
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,240
Your Majesty.
831
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,040
Um, OK.
832
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,480
Someone from ITV.
833
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,320
Is that...? Is that good?
834
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,240
Bits of it.
835
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,240
UPBEAT MUSIC, AUDIENCE CHEERS
836
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,920
We are live, ladies and gentlemen!
837
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,600
That's right, we are back,
838
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,600
and tonight we have our first guest
from an entirely different species.
839
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,720
AUDIENCE CHEERS
840
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,800
Well, at least since
Nicolas Cage came on the show.
841
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,080
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
842
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,080
So...have you travelled far?
843
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,160
Right. We all good in here?
844
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,680
Everyone knows the running order,
yeah?
845
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,280
Your lot, are they OK?I'm not...
846
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,680
We're not...
847
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,400
No, we're fine. Thank you.
848
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,480
Oh, actually, can I just check?
849
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,760
Am I right in thinking I'm on
850
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,760
after Wet Pocket feat. EZ Rydas?
851
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,400
Uh, you?Mm.
852
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,800
Look, the booking was only for
the one actually in the video.
853
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,440
Yes, that's me.
854
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,080
No, the other one.
855
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,320
Oh.
856
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,600
HE SIGHS
857
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,560
Surely it's still good for PR.
858
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,520
Have you even met him?
No, we're not the enemy.
859
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,920
Right. We're rulers.Yes.
860
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,680
Well, no, we're in charge.
Not... Not rulers.
861
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,240
I mean, we're not overlords.
862
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,920
Well, we are,
but it's a partnership.
863
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,240
Right.
864
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,520
Yeah. Equal partners.
Well, not equal.
865
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,720
We've got the big gun.
866
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,720
But don't mention the gun.Right.
867
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,840
I think underline...
Now, you listen to me.
868
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,800
You screw this up...
..and a fresh approach...
869
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,720
..I'll make you wish
you'd never been hatched.
870
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,200
I don't care.....to all the things
they do that are so stupid.
871
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,160
But don't say "stupid".
Don't call them stupid.
872
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,942
...through a black hole,
time itself will be sucked...
873
00:43:18,966 --> 00:43:20,080
Maybe unevolved.
874
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,120
..out of your anus...
No. Backward. Oh, no.
875
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,680
..inside out, again and again...
Focus on progress.
876
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:28,360
I think you should just
be yourself, you know?
877
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,920
They're just...people.
878
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,080
Just picture everyone naked.
I think that's what they say.
879
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,240
TRATER AND GORDAN CONTINUE
TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
880
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,640
OK, we're three minutes out,
881
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,160
so if you could all
just leave him to make-up.
882
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,880
Yeah.
883
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,280
Thank you.
884
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,880
Uh...
885
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,480
You got this, mate.
886
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,400
Thanks...
887
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,880
..mate.
888
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,960
So, it's safe to say
you've had a very interesting week,
889
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,200
have you not?
890
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,640
Yes.
891
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,360
Uh, no.
892
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,640
Have I not?
893
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,920
No, I have.
894
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,280
COUGHING IN AUDIENCE
895
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,600
Can you repeat the question?
896
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,560
I'm just saying that your face
has been everywhere this week
897
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,800
with that incredible clip.
898
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,800
Ladies and gentlemen,
have you seen the video?
899
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,160
AUDIENCE:Yeah!
THEY CLAP
900
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,840
What we all want to know is,
how did that come about?
901
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,920
I shot myself in the foot.
902
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,320
LAUGHTER
903
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,720
What are the chances?
904
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,760
Well, I've shot
a lot of things before,
905
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,440
but never me.
906
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,760
LAUGHTER
907
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,480
Mainly people.
AUDIENCE GASP
908
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:46,080
When we arrived,
I shot quite a lot of people.
909
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,480
AUDIENCE EXCLAIM, WHISPERING
910
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,000
Right.
911
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,360
Yeah, about that,
912
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,680
do you think the video has
changed public perceptions
913
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,440
of you as a species?
914
00:44:54,480 --> 00:45:00,000
I suppose it's made us seem
less scary and more stupid.
915
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,800
Not stupid.
916
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,960
No. No, we can be stupid.
We shouldn't call you stupid.
917
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,840
You're backward.
AUDIENCE EXCLAIM
918
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,480
You should be naked.
919
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,000
Can I see you naked?
920
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,480
SHE GASPS
921
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,720
I've got a gun.
922
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,880
Don't mention the gun. Shit.
Left it on my desk.
923
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,720
That's all we have time for,
ladies and gentlemen.
924
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,080
Let's all give it up
for Greggs...here.
925
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,640
Yeah.
SCATTERED APPLAUSE
926
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:31,880
Is that your real name?
927
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,600
Uh, no. No.
928
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,960
Actually, my real name is...
929
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,240
BOTH:No!
930
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,080
FLATULENCE AND SQUELCHING,
AUDIENCE SCREAM
931
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,720
OVER VIDEO CALL:
I mean, what the hell?!
932
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,880
I know, I know.
It was... It was non-ideal.
933
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,680
You made us look like
big bag of cocks.
934
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:49,280
SHE SPEAKS ANGRILY
IN CHINESE
935
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,560
Yes, I know.
936
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,160
It reflects on us all,
and it has been dealt with.
937
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,960
But it keeps happening!
938
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,640
Well, I mean, we felt that...
I mean, what we thought...
939
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,520
Um, what we felt, um, PR...
940
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,320
I think what Premier Trater
is trying to say
941
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,160
is we greatly regret
this sorry episode
942
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,160
and are placing tighter controls
on the dissemination of information
943
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,880
and, well, everything.
944
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,400
SHE SPEAKS IN CHINESE
945
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,120
Well, starting...
946
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,160
Um, now!
SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
947
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,200
Right now.
948
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,040
It wasn't his fault.
949
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:34,040
I know, but we can't look weak.
950
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,560
Where there is weakness,
there will be people to exploit it.
951
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,240
But we've already won, remember?
952
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,280
Have we?
953
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,400
What's that?
954
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,760
Is that...? Is that two As?
955
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,400
I'm not sure,
but it's everywhere.
956
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,680
Best guess, rebels.
957
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,400
But what do they want?
To take back control.
958
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,760
Oh!
959
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,640
Jesus Christ!
960
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:12,040
How did you get in?
Back window. It was open.
961
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,298
THEY ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Hey?
962
00:47:14,322 --> 00:47:15,960
I broke in. Sorry.
Oh, right.
963
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,040
Apparently, we smashed the window.
Oh.
964
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,080
THEY ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
Hey?I broke a vase.
965
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,080
Oh.
966
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,240
And we broke a vase.
967
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,120
I did say we should wait in the van.
968
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,200
What do you want?Information.
969
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,560
Rumour has it you've been
to the mothership.
970
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,560
Yeah, they were going
to throw me out of it,
971
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,160
if that's what you mean.
Yeah, but you've seen the inside.
972
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,680
Yeah, of an airlock.
They'll have plans.
973
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:39,840
Oh, what did you say, pantsuit?
974
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,760
Uh, they'll have floor plans
to the mothership
975
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,600
saved in their system.
976
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,000
He has access to the system.
977
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,240
I recognise you.
978
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,880
Were you in Line Of Duty?
979
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,200
I...
980
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,040
I was the Minister for Defence.
981
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,440
That's right. In Line Of Duty.
982
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:56,600
In the government.
983
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,680
Yeah, well, not any more.
984
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:01,040
You're just here to observe,
so pipe down.
985
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,920
But, yeah, you will need
to get us those plans.
986
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,680
How?
987
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:07,880
Why?
988
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,360
Because if we can get a complete
technical readout of the ship,
989
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:16,000
we may be able to find a weakness...
and exploit it.
990
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,480
There might be
a small thermal exhaust port
991
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,520
that leads directly
to the reactor core.
992
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,520
A precise strike could start
a chain reaction.
993
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,520
Isn't that the plan from Star Wars?
Uh, I don't think so.
994
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,520
It sounds really similar.
It definitely is.
995
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,960
Well, I-I haven't seen Star Wars,
so it can't be.
996
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,280
All I know is we've got
to show these blue bastards
997
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,680
that they can't just waltz in here
and make themselves at home!
998
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,760
Hello? Don't mind me.
Just going to my room.
999
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,000
Oh!
1000
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,480
What a day, Stewart. Honestly.
It dragged and dragged.
1001
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,000
Hi.
1002
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,400
Hi. Hi.
1003
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,040
Hi.
1004
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,920
It's not...
It's not what it looks like.
1005
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,640
They moved... They moved him in,
so I didn't have a choice.
1006
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,080
Sorry.
HE CHUCKLES
1007
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,560
Me again. Hello. Um, Stewart, sorry.
1008
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,840
Who's this?
1009
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,000
This is...
1010
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,360
These are mates.
1011
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,880
Mates? Cool!
1012
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,040
Hello. I'm... I'm Greggs.
1013
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,720
I'm... I'm Stewart's mate.
1014
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:34,200
Wade. Wayne! No, no. Dan.
Dan. Yeah, Dan.
1015
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,920
OTHERS:Dan.Danny.Daniel.Daniel.
1016
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,360
Anyway, we should be heading...
No, don't be daft.
1017
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,720
No. No, no, no, no.
Stay! Stay!No, really...
1018
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,520
No, no, no, no. You must...
You must have a drink.
1019
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,800
We're all... We're all mates here.
1020
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,840
I think I've got a bottle
of Arcalien still somewhere.
1021
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,360
No, really, we should be...
Oh, no. Shush.
1022
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,880
No, really... We should be...Shh.
1023
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,640
No, no, no, no, no!
1024
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,400
He's living in the bloody house!
1025
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,920
Don't. Don't.
1026
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,280
Oh, no.Honestly, we need to be...
We...
1027
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,040
Oh, come on.No, no...Just one.
1028
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,880
Ooh!
1029
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,440
We like one each.
1030
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,160
Yeah.Really?No, no. Honestly...
1031
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,240
Honestly... Trust me.
1032
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,920
One each.
1033
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,440
Stew? Stewart? Your funeral.
1034
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,000
Uh, no. I'm not...OK. Oh, OK.
1035
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:30,200
Well, right, to mates.To mates.
1036
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,200
Eugh!Eugh!
1037
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,960
That's...Eugh!Oh, no...
1038
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,560
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
# I like it a lot... #
1039
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,400
Argh! Hoo-hoo!
1040
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,720
IN SLOW MOTION: What did you do?
1041
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,480
HE LAUGHS
1042
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,200
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
1043
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,760
DANCE MUSIC STOPS
1044
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,920
There's no music.Ah!
1045
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:06,400
What is this stuff?
I'm not talking to you.
1046
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,680
Why? Cos of your stiffy?
1047
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,400
No. Because you lied.
1048
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,440
I did what I had to do.
The world's changed, Stewart.
1049
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,920
We've been invaded by aliens.
1050
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,360
Oh, I didn't spot that.
1051
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,000
It's just they're trying
to live alongside us peacefully.
1052
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,080
So why are they in charge, then?
I don't know.
1053
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,000
But we are where we are, and
there's no point crying about it.
1054
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,120
We're not crying about it.
1055
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,680
We're fighting back.
Well, leave me out of it.
1056
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,640
I don't want to take sides.
It's not about taking sides.
1057
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,560
It's about standing up
for what's right,
1058
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,040
and if you can't see that,
1059
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,000
then I have to wonder
whose side you're on.
1060
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,240
I wouldn't...
1061
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,160
I own a pub, Stewart.
I think I can handle it.
1062
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,200
SHE COUGHS
1063
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,320
Whoo!
1064
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,680
Come on, dance with me!
1065
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,960
There's no music.Dance with me!
There isn't any music.
1066
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,760
Come dance with me!
There isn't any music.
1067
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,840
Oh, fine.
1068
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,560
I think she wants to be mates -
1069
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:11,520
not mates like we're mates,
but, like, mate-mates.
1070
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,400
She wants you to spray her eggs...
1071
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,080
All right. Yeah, yeah.
1072
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,920
Is this stuff OK
for humans to drink?
1073
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,960
What?
1074
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,400
Oh... Ah!
1075
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,600
Can you please
put that somewhere safe?
1076
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,000
Yes, I know...Gordan.
1077
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,240
Overreaction.
1078
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,280
Ah!
1079
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,000
Just relax, man. Relax.
1080
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,720
It's all good.
Forget what I said before.
1081
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,680
Forget it. Forget all about it.
1082
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,640
You know... Pff! Gone.
1083
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,480
Oh, really?Yeah.Oh, good.
1084
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,800
Thank God...
1085
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:50,160
..until tomorrow, when you're
going to give me those plans!
1086
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,640
Your little blue friend there
1087
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,000
is going to learn all about
the sort of people
1088
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,560
that you like to pwarty...
party with.
1089
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,440
"Pwarty with"?Party with.
Party with. Party with!
1090
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,680
But not for now. Not for now.
1091
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,320
No, no, no, no, no.
Enjoy the night.
1092
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,280
Have a drink. Go crazy. All right?
1093
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,080
I don't think
I'm going to have a drink.
1094
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,720
You should really try
some of that alien shit.
1095
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,360
Really messes
with your concept of time.
1096
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,520
HE LAUGHS
1097
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:23,920
Oh, fuck.
1098
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,360
MUSIC: Where's Your Head At
by Basement Jaxx
1099
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,960
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
1100
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,000
Whoa!
1101
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,280
Am I already here?
1102
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,520
Yeah.
1103
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,480
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
1104
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,120
When did we get chips?
1105
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,000
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
1106
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,160
DISTANT AND DISTORTED CHEERING
1107
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,440
♪ Don't let the walls cave in on you ♪
1108
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,680
♪ We can live on, live on without you ♪
1109
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,840
♪ Don't let the walls cave in on you... ♪
1110
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,520
HE LAUGHS
What are you doing here?!
1111
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,880
LAUGHTER BECOMES DISTORTED
1112
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,760
♪ We can live on, live on without you... ♪
1113
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,120
HE WHIMPERS
1114
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,600
Argh! Argh!
1115
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,600
We should get chips!
1116
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,240
CHEERING
1117
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,240
♪ You turn the world away from you... ♪
1118
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,240
ALL:Surprise!
1119
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,160
♪ Where's your head at? ♪
1120
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,480
♪ Where's your head at? ♪
♪ Where's your head at? ♪
1121
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:30,760
MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
1122
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,840
PHONE VIBRATES
1123
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:47,800
Oh!
1124
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,760
Right. My turn.
1125
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:03,520
OVER LOUDSPEAKER:
This is a Territory 78 announcement.
1126
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,360
Entry only given by DNA...
1127
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,400
Halt. Who goes there?
1128
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,228
"Who goes there"?
That is what they say.
1129
00:55:09,252 --> 00:55:11,040
That is what they say.
Never heard one say that.
1130
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,840
Oh...Sorry, what's going on here?
1131
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,200
New security protocols.
Gordan's orders.
1132
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:16,560
There's a list and everything.
1133
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,080
What, seriously?Yeah.
No, it's all been tightened up.
1134
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,440
He's got us on double shifts.
No-one's happy about it.
1135
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,080
We wanted to go to Cromer today.
I really want to see a crab.
1136
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,680
Yeah.But why?
1137
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:29,160
Well, I heard that
they walk sideways
1138
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,000
and they've got these snippy
little fingers that they use...No.
1139
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,440
No. Why all this?
1140
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,480
This is a bit awkward, eh?
You're not cleared.
1141
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,160
I can't... I can't tell you.
1142
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,200
I'm advisor to the Premier.
1143
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:46,320
Yeah, well, according to this,
your security clearance is green.
1144
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,320
So...Red.What?He's red.
1145
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,160
No, that's what I pointed at. There.
1146
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,880
That's red.That is green.
1147
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,280
Look at it.Are you colour-blind?
Well, I just...
1148
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,960
How are you seeing green?
Do you know...?
1149
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,880
Yeah. Can I just...? Can I just...?
1150
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,280
Yeah, sorry. Sorry.
I'll just squeeze through the queue.
1151
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,120
OK. All right. Look, I'm picking...
Right, what is that? What is that?
1152
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,520
See that there? What colour is that?
The one in the middle?
1153
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,920
Yeah, the middle. Yeah.
What colour is that?
1154
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,040
Red.
HE LAUGHS
1155
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:14,640
Wow!
1156
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,880
Actual wow.
1157
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,840
I'm worried about you,
I'm actually worried about you.
1158
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,480
Worry about yourself.What?
1159
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,680
You've got two problems -
your eyesight and your attitude.
1160
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,400
Morning!
1161
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,080
What's going on?
1162
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:41,360
Well, thanks to your disastrous
foray into live television,
1163
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,880
the Sector Premier
has finally seen sense.
1164
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,760
Territory 78 will henceforth
be ruled with an iron fist -
1165
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,320
my iron fist -
1166
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:58,440
and I am very much looking forward
to doing a lot of iron fisting.
1167
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,480
That doesn't mean
what I think you think it means.
1168
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,640
Silence, Earthling!Yeah.
1169
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,760
You're playing in my sandpit now,
1170
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:08,400
and you can forget
your social media, your free speech.
1171
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,560
There will be
a single broadcast channel
1172
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,040
to disseminate
state-approved information -
1173
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,240
approved by me...
1174
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,440
TRATER CLEARS THROAT
1175
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,000
..and our glorious leader.
1176
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,600
OK. Yeah, I get it.
1177
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,800
You're... You're pissed off.
1178
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,760
But this isn't
how you get folk on your side.
1179
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,520
They won't take this from you.
1180
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,640
You're so right.
1181
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,880
They won't take it...
1182
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,800
..from me.
1183
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,880
Your first broadcast
will be tomorrow.
1184
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,400
I've taken the liberty
of preparing your script.
1185
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,280
Feel free to scroll through.Jesus!
1186
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,560
I look forward
to ignoring your thoughts.
1187
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:50,120
No way. I won't do it.
Let me put it another way.
1188
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,280
It's my way or the die way.
1189
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,720
That's...
1190
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,440
That's not a phrase.
1191
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,040
It is now.
1192
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:07,240
HE EXHALES
1193
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,200
HE EXHALES HEAVILY
1194
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,520
I'm telling you, it's connected
to the mains.Don't be ridiculous.
1195
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,600
Just pull it out.You pull it out.
No way!
1196
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:33,080
I think it's made of glass.
Oh, come on.
1197
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,120
What next? It's too hot?
1198
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,520
It does feel hot.
1199
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,120
Oh!
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
1200
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,160
Hey!
1201
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:45,480
Oh, I'm just going to...
I'm going to go just drain the...
1202
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,960
I'm going to go to the toilet.
1203
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,920
Urine or faeces?
1204
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,200
Oh, uh, urine.
1205
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,600
Right.
1206
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,960
Well, actually, I might...
1207
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,960
I might sit down, you know,
just sort of see what happens.
1208
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,360
I might get lucky.
1209
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,400
I like him.Yeah. He's quite nice.
1210
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,680
Shit.
1211
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,760
Hodge! OVER PHONE:Hello?
Yeah, it's Stewart.Who?
1212
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,560
Stewart.Which Stewart?
1213
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,000
It's the only Stewart.
Oh, right. Him.
1214
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,840
I've been into the basement
1215
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,880
and I can't seem to get
any network signal,
1216
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,080
so I was just...
Probably a black spot.Yeah, I know.
1217
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,320
Bloody black spots.
1218
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,880
Well, I was just wondering if you
could pop down and have a...?Sure.
1219
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,360
Why not?Yes. That's amazing.
1220
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,720
Thank you.Yeah.Great, thanks.
Thanks, Steve.
1221
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:50,920
DOOR BUZZES OPEN
1222
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,880
Ow!
HE GROANS
1223
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,600
HE GROANS
1224
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,960
What are you doing?Oh, Jesus!
1225
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,920
Uh, um, nothing! Nothing. I was...
1226
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,120
I was looking for my shoe.
Oh, there it is.
1227
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,240
HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
Oh, thanks.
1228
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,920
Why are you looking at that?
I'm not.
1229
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,560
That's the mothershi...
1230
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:59,000
You're spying?I'm not.
I'm not spying. I'm not.
1231
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,400
Oh, I've left it on my desk.
What?Guards!
1232
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,400
If I go down,
you're coming down with me.
1233
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,920
What?
1234
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,800
There. See?
1235
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:09,960
I don't remember...
1236
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:14,280
Oh, no.
1237
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,480
They're not mates. They're they AAA.
1238
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,200
The "Yay, yay, yay"?
1239
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:22,280
The AAA. The Anti-Alien Alliance.
1240
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,760
The resistance.
1241
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,680
And to be honest,
this doesn't look good.
1242
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,280
But I didn't know that!
1243
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:29,560
Well, says you.
1244
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,800
And, well,
look whose hat you're wearing.
1245
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,480
Oh!
1246
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:38,440
Look, I didn't...
I didn't take anything.
1247
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:42,680
Wait, there's nothing on it.
1248
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,840
In fact, take it.
1249
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,080
See?
1250
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,640
And I'm getting out tonight
of the AAA.
1251
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,120
I didn't even want in.
1252
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,440
We can just go out that door
1253
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,640
and then pretend
that nothing ever happened.
1254
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,120
All right?
1255
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:03,960
Go back to, you know,
what we're loosely calling normal.
1256
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,840
What do you say...mate?
1257
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,680
HUMMING IN DISTANCE,
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
1258
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,880
DOOR BUZZES
1259
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,640
SHE YAWNS
1260
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,240
SQUELCHING
1261
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:36,000
Sorry.
Just needed somewhere private.
1262
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,760
Yeah. Just wanted
to see what it was like.
1263
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,520
Yeah, I get it.
1264
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,280
No.
1265
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:02,720
Oh.
1266
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:12,480
Did you get it?
1267
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,680
I couldn't.
1268
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,680
THEY GROAN
Dick.I did try!
1269
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,480
It's like North Korea over there.
They've had a crackdown.
1270
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,880
There's guards everywhere.So?
1271
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,800
You just create a distraction
on the roof
1272
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,400
to divert the authorities
1273
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,320
while you drill
into the vault, collect the...
1274
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,600
Is that Die Hard?
1275
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,280
Uh, I wouldn't know.
Haven't seen it.
1276
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,320
Look, I almost got caught today.
1277
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,880
And if it's all the same to you,
1278
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,640
I'd rather not be flushed
out into space, so I'm done.
1279
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,880
Stewart!
1280
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:43,520
This is war,
and the first casualty of war...
1281
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,840
Look, he tried, all right?
1282
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,320
Yeah, well, not hard enough.
1283
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,280
Yes, but you said
that he'd be safe.
1284
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,720
Well, why don't you marry him
1285
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,760
if you don't want him...
dead so much.
1286
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,600
What the hell is
that supposed to mean?
1287
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,600
It means...There is a way
where everyone can win.
1288
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:02,440
Oh, pipe down, Marie Claire.
1289
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,680
Huh?
It's a woman's fashion magazine.
1290
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,360
It doesn't matter.Oh. Yeah.
1291
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,000
I went to our local library today...
1292
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,400
OTHERS:Oo-ooh!Oo-ooh!
1293
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,880
Well, that'll win the war.
1294
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,240
..and found the blueprints
1295
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,680
for the Clitheroe Borough
Council building.
1296
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:29,120
All right. Let's hear it then,
Eisenstein.
1297
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,520
HE CHUCKLES
1298
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,840
Even with the lockdown in place,
1299
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,080
I think we can get
into the compound
1300
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,400
and get the mothership plans
for ourselves.
1301
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:42,760
But we need someone
to open the hatch.
1302
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,960
Someone on the inside.
1303
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,160
Me?
1304
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,200
It would just be the tiniest thing,
1305
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:54,600
and then you would be able
to go, with our thanks.
1306
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:59,440
So, he gets us in
and we get the plans.
1307
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,480
Yes, precisely.
1308
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,120
Right.
1309
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:06,000
Um, I-I don't...I don't know.
1310
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:09,280
Well, we'll need
to thrash it all out, of course.
1311
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,080
Sleep on it, perhaps.
1312
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,840
Oh, maybe don't leave on your own.
1313
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,120
It might arouse suspicion.
1314
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,000
Say you're meeting a friend.
1315
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,000
Yeah, sure.
1316
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,360
Right, come on, then.
1317
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,320
We will be in touch.
1318
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,440
See you soon.
1319
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:40,320
I, uh... I may not like you -
and I mean politicians, not...
1320
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:41,600
Well, both.
1321
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,800
But, uh, this plan, I have to say...
1322
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,520
No, that was all bullshit,
I'm afraid.
1323
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:48,800
Well, you know,
sort of half bullshit.
1324
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,600
Right. What?
1325
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,920
Oh, no, no.
1326
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,440
We still need our little friend
to get us in.
1327
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:58,200
But your Star Wars plan...
Uh, it's not from Star Wars.
1328
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,000
It was a bit of a long shot.
1329
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,120
I mean, if we really want
to send a message,
1330
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:06,680
then I think we need
to be a little bit more direct.
1331
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,360
You reckon?
1332
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:13,360
Those bastards destroyed my home.
1333
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,040
My second home.
1334
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:21,400
They killed your nana
and your nana's sister.
1335
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,920
TEARFULLY:It's my great aunt.
1336
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,200
I googled it.
1337
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,720
Right, then. I think
we deserve a bit of payback.
1338
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:33,920
Uh, Tom, who was that guy you knew?
1339
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,480
Oh, uh, "The Milkman".
1340
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,840
We call him that because he
always delivers.
1341
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,280
Excellent.
1342
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,880
Put us down for crate of Gold Top.
1343
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:47,360
You mean guns?Yes, I mean guns.
1344
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,840
MUSIC: Here In The Dark
by Aoife Nessa Frances
1345
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:12,880
♪ You can't protect yourself ♪
1346
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:19,880
♪ Eyes closed, it's something else ♪
1347
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:24,800
♪ Oh, you won't be thinking of the things you love... ♪
1348
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,120
Hi, mate.
1349
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,600
I got you one.
1350
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:34,680
My heart is so alive
1351
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:40,960
♪ I've been dreaming of better times ♪
1352
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:44,520
♪ Oh, the skies won't fall... ♪
1353
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,280
HE SIGHS
1354
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,880
Got a job.
1355
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:51,080
Two jobs, actually.
1356
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:54,720
Messing them both up.
1357
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,680
So, if you've got any advice...
1358
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,840
Because I don't know what to do.
1359
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,320
About what?Whoa!
1360
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,280
What the hell?! What are you doing?
1361
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,440
I heard you leave.
Checking you're all right.
1362
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:18,960
Yeah, checking up on me, more like.
1363
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,280
No, really.
1364
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:22,720
I just came here to think.
1365
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,320
Who are you talking to?
1366
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,960
Oh, my God. Get off.What? What?
Oh, my God.
1367
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,680
Look what you've done!
It's just a tin.
1368
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,760
It's not just a tin, it's a mate,
and you keep crushing him.
1369
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,800
Don't push me.
1370
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:40,040
I'm going to push you
because this is my planet.
1371
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,520
We're sharing it.
1372
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,480
That's not how you share!
Right, look...
1373
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,000
I said don't push.
I'm going to push you.Stop!
1374
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,760
Don't push me!
1375
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,480
THEY SHOUT INDISTINCTLY
1376
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,480
GRUNTING
1377
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,680
Yeah?This teach you to share?
1378
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,640
I'm going to teach YOU to share!
1379
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,080
Right.
1380
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:01,480
Ah!
GRUNTING
1381
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,680
Ah!
1382
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,800
THEY BREATHE HEAVILY
1383
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,320
Is this where he lived, then?
Your mate?
1384
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,960
No. This is a castle.Oh.
1385
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:20,640
It's just where we'd come
to hang out, chat.
1386
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,960
Until you ruined it.
1387
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,960
Well, it was already a bit ruined.
1388
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,760
Shut up.Sorry...
1389
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,400
..about your mate.
1390
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,920
You know where I go to think?
1391
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:44,600
Fucking hell.
1392
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:48,000
Yeah, it's pretty good.
1393
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,880
Most aren't.
1394
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:56,160
Most are either toxic gas giants
or on fire.
1395
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,680
Or both.
1396
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,440
You seen a lot, then?
1397
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:02,640
One was just frozen acid.
1398
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:07,120
Almost gave up hope.
1399
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,680
And then...
1400
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:15,800
We didn't want a war.
Well, most of us.
1401
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:17,560
Didn't... Didn't feel like that.
1402
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:20,240
We just wanted to survive.
So do we.
1403
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:25,560
I know. Not so different.
I think we get along.Yeah.
1404
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,320
Then why can't we?
1405
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,360
Get along?
1406
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,000
I mean, look at us.
1407
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,160
We literally just had a fight.
Yeah.
1408
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,760
But, you know, now we're fine.
1409
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,800
We're talking.
1410
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:47,480
Why can't it be like that
down there?
1411
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,040
Stop the war,
get round the table.
1412
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:51,920
War's over. We won.
1413
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,120
Come on.
1414
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,360
I mean, if the war is over,
1415
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,160
then why am I still fighting it
on both sides?
1416
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,480
And so are you.
1417
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,200
You mean the resistance?
And your lot.
1418
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:07,280
It's all still just us and them.
1419
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,000
I say we stop playing that game.
1420
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:13,040
Start pulling apart.
Start pulling together.
1421
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,400
You and me.
1422
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,800
And I know it's a long shot,
but if we don't try,
1423
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,120
we might never find it.
1424
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,480
Find what?
1425
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:26,880
Peace.
1426
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,480
To peace.
1427
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,160
To peace.
1428
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,440
Ow.
1429
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:45,360
Oh, shit. Um...
1430
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,440
Do you want another?
No, I'll, um...
1431
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,560
OVER MONITOR: Now, what we do...
1432
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,240
CHATTER AND LAUGHER OVER MONITOR
1433
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,480
Hmm.
1434
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,160
This way.
1435
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:56,560
All loaded...
1436
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,520
..and ready to go.
1437
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,560
Right. Well, as quick as you can.
1438
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,640
I've got to start me round
in a minute.
1439
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,920
Oh, so you're actually a milkman?
1440
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:10,480
Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1441
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,400
Did you need any orange juice?
1442
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:14,080
No, no. Not today.
1443
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,240
Just the guns.
1444
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,400
KNOCKING AT DOOR
1445
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,640
This isn't "sleeping on it".
1446
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,960
I needed to talk to you.
It's urgent.
1447
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,280
SHE SIGHS
1448
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,920
You better come in, then.
1449
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,960
Sorry. It's a weird horse door.
STEWART GROANS
1450
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:53,800
We need to talk.
1451
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,480
We certainly do.
1452
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:07,360
"Peace"?
1453
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,800
Yeah. By which I mean...
1454
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,800
SHE CHUCKLES
I know what peace is.
1455
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,880
I was the Minister
for War...Defence.
1456
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,000
SHE CLEARS THROAT
1457
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:24,760
But these things are notoriously
difficult to hammer out.
1458
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,360
And that's when you're dealing
with the same species.
1459
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,280
Look, I know it's a long shot...
1460
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,600
..but do you not think before
you go start a whole other war,
1461
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,920
we should at least give it a try?
1462
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:41,360
And, yeah, I know they're weird
and they're difficult,
1463
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:42,920
and they make no sense...
1464
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,800
..but nor do we.
1465
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:51,720
And I,
despite every effort not to be,
1466
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,120
am basically working both sides.
1467
01:14:55,800 --> 01:15:00,440
I can get everyone
around a table, and we can get on.
1468
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,200
I've seen it myself.
1469
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,920
I think I can do this.
1470
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,680
I just need a little help.
1471
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,040
SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
1472
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,880
I think I'm going to need
a bigger table.
1473
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:21,440
SHE CHUCKLES
1474
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,400
Yeah, I think they just want
a Gu'un face there,
1475
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:27,920
you know, just to show that
there's willing on both sides.
1476
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:29,320
You did speak to them?
1477
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:33,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, in theory, yeah.
1478
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,360
Are you all right?Yeah.
1479
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:40,000
Just a big day.
Oh, don't be daft.
1480
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:44,000
It's only saving the world.
HE CHUCKLES
1481
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,400
OVER MONITOR: You all right?
Yeah. Sorry...
1482
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:52,640
SIGNALS DISTORTS
TRATER:What's happened?
1483
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:54,160
Oh...
SUIT WHIRRING
1484
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,760
Is it the bloody Wi-Fi?
1485
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:02,440
Hmm.
1486
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,720
Black spots!
1487
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,080
Come on! Curses!
1488
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:11,480
KNOCKING AT DOOR
1489
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,520
FUMBLING WITH LOCK INSIDE
Oh, shit.
1490
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,400
Balls. Hang on.
1491
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:17,800
Horse door.
1492
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:20,680
But...they're bigger than that.
1493
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:24,640
No second thoughts?
1494
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:39,000
Oh, shit.
1495
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,080
Oh! Hello again.
1496
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,200
Is he armed?
1497
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,440
No. No?
1498
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:49,560
Oh.
1499
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,880
It's on my desk.
1500
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:55,160
No.Good.
1501
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,160
That makes this a lot easier.
1502
01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,440
Oh, my God!
1503
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,840
What the hell are you doing?
HE GRUNTS
1504
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,800
You bastard.Me?!
1505
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,000
I didn't know about this!
1506
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,240
Frisk him.
1507
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:09,400
You... Seriously, Greggs,
I had no idea about any of this.
1508
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:10,720
Get off me!
1509
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,480
He's wearing a wire.YOU bastard!
1510
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:15,720
It wasn't plugged in.You're a spy.
1511
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,040
No, I'm...
1512
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,240
Wait a minute. You're a spy!
1513
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:20,320
Well, that's different!
1514
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:22,160
Can someone tell me
what the hell is going on?
1515
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,680
We need to get into that office,
1516
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,960
and since Stewart's gone
all "save the children" on us,
1517
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,120
we need to adjust our plans.
1518
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:30,160
Sorry. Do you not want
to save the children?Not really.
1519
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:34,560
She's just saying,
since you wouldn't give us a hand,
1520
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,680
looks like we're going
to have to take one.
1521
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:39,880
What?Argh!
1522
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:42,960
Now, those door pad things...
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
1523
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,080
..does it matter which hand we use?
1524
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:48,920
No, no! No-one is
cutting anything's hand off.
1525
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:50,520
OTHERS:Aw!
1526
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,520
He'll get us inside.
1527
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,280
You'll get us inside, right?
1528
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:06,120
No, no, no. None for her.
Why not?Too close to the enemy.
1529
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,160
I don't trust her.Ah!
1530
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,080
Oi!We need a getaway driver.
1531
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,080
Someone we can trust.
SHE SIGHS
1532
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:19,160
Can we stop doing hello hands?
My fingers are getting tingly.
1533
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,720
I'm not talking to you.
You're not talking to me?
1534
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:23,880
I should be the one
not talking to you.
1535
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:27,120
You got me into this mess.
I thought we were mates.Mates?
1536
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,400
You were wearing a wire.
Mates don't wear wires.
1537
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,280
It's the exact reason
I'm not talking to you.
1538
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:32,600
"You double-crossed me"...
1539
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,400
..is what I would say
if we were talking.
1540
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:37,640
"No, I didn't," is what I'd reply
if we were talking.
1541
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:40,000
"Oh, yeah, 'Trust me,'
says the double agent"...
1542
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:42,520
..would be my brilliant retort
if this were a conversation.
1543
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,280
HE SCOFFS
Right, no talking!
1544
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,680
BOTH: We're not!
1545
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:48,160
It's show time.
1546
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,600
OVER LOUDSPEAKER:This is
a Territory 78 announcement.
1547
01:18:55,640 --> 01:19:00,560
Human employees must report
to Sub-commander Gordan.
1548
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,920
Entry will be given
by DNA identity.
1549
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,440
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1550
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,240
What's all this?
1551
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:13,320
Just some mates.Mates?
1552
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,760
What, as in mate-mates? As in...?
1553
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,440
OTHER GUARD CHUCKLES
1554
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:21,720
No, no, no. Just mates.
1555
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,440
More of a... They're a...
1556
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:27,240
Plumbers. Yeah.
1557
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:28,920
He said his real name
to some humans,
1558
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:31,000
and now the toilets
need some attention.
1559
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,840
Up on three.
1560
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,880
Are there toilets up on three?
Yeah.
1561
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:36,360
Oh.Yeah.
1562
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,880
There's...Yeah.
1563
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,320
Uh, there's... WHISPERS:17.
1564
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:41,280
..17.
1565
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,240
One, two, three...
1566
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:46,120
..five, six, seven, eight, nine...
1567
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,480
..13, 14, 15, 14, 15... No. Yeah.
1568
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:50,400
Oh, OK. Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, cool. OK.
1569
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:56,320
All right?All right?
1570
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,800
Stew Pot.Hey, this guy!All right?
1571
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:01,400
All right? Hello. Hello.
1572
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:03,520
No, I'm saying it wasn't our Wi-Fi.
1573
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:06,400
The signal wasn't lost.
It was cut off.
1574
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:08,920
Shit.
1575
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:14,160
ALARM BLARES
1576
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,240
Is that the red cord in the toilet?
1577
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:24,520
Don't know.
1578
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:29,760
♪ War, huh! ♪
1579
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:30,880
♪ Yeah! ♪
1580
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:33,120
♪ What is it good for? ♪
1581
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,920
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
1582
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,240
♪ Uh-huh-uh ♪
1583
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:38,200
♪ War, huh!... ♪
1584
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:39,400
Get down!
1585
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:41,600
Get your weapon down now!
1586
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,440
All right, move! Move!
1587
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:45,000
♪ Say it again, y'all ♪
1588
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,360
♪ War, huh! ♪
1589
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,000
♪ Good God! ♪
1590
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:49,920
♪ What is it good for? ♪
1591
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,480
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
1592
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:53,520
♪ Listen to me, ah! ♪
1593
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:57,200
♪ War, I despise ♪
1594
01:20:57,240 --> 01:21:02,520
♪ Cos it means destruction of innocent lives ♪
1595
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:06,200
♪ War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes... ♪
1596
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:09,640
For Nana!
1597
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,080
Oh, my God!
1598
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,000
♪ War, huh! ♪
1599
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,600
♪ Good God, y'all ♪
1600
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,920
♪ What is it good for? ♪
HE SCREAMS
1601
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,280
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
1602
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:20,200
♪ Say it again ♪
1603
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,520
♪ War, huh! ♪
1604
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:23,480
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, Lord ♪
1605
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:27,880
♪ What is it good for? ♪
♪ Absolutely nothing... ♪
1606
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:29,080
Ow!
1607
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,000
Ow so much!
1608
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:32,480
INDISTINCT MURMURING
1609
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,200
They're bloody paintball guns!
OTHERS GROAN AND GRUMBLE
1610
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:36,920
Oh!Whose idea was that?
1611
01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:40,640
♪ Let's go! ♪
1612
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:45,320
Dammit. 11%.Oh, 7!
1613
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:48,120
Got it. I'm fully charged.
God, I hate Earth!
1614
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:50,120
Fucking planet!
1615
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:52,840
LASERS ZAP, PAINTBALL GUNS POP
1616
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,920
We need backup!
1617
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,760
MUZAK PLAYS
1618
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:02,640
♪ And the man in the back said ♪
♪ "Everyone attack" ♪
1619
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,760
♪ And it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪
1620
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,400
♪ And the girl in the corner said, ♪
♪ "Boy I want to warn you" ♪
1621
01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:10,960
♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz ♪
♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
1622
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,960
♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
1623
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:14,560
♪ Ballroom blitz... ♪
1624
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:15,800
Ow!
1625
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,360
Ah!
1626
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,440
Argh!
1627
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:22,680
MUZAK PLAYS
1628
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,200
We need a transporter.Hmm?
1629
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,440
Zoom! A transporter.
1630
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:27,280
Yeah. We'll put one in.Yeah.
1631
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:28,760
We'll put one in.
1632
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:29,960
LASERS ZAPPING, SHOUTING
1633
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,680
♪ Everybody was frightening And the music was soothing... ♪
1634
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:35,480
Your gun!Ah!
1635
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:39,160
♪ They all started grooving ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
1636
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,760
That's far enough!
1637
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,360
Where are the keys?
1638
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:43,760
LASERS ZAPPING, SHOUTING
1639
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:46,200
♪ And the girl in the corner said ♪
♪ "Boy I want to warn you" ♪
1640
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:49,920
♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz ♪
♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
1641
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,200
♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
1642
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,720
♪ Ballroom blitz... ♪
1643
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,440
MUZAK PLAYS
1644
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:59,160
WADE GRUNTS AND PANTS
1645
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:05,840
Ah!
1646
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,920
Ah!
1647
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:10,320
Should we?
1648
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,160
Feels like we should.Yeah.
1649
01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:15,280
ALARM BLARES
1650
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:16,840
INDISTINCT SPEECH OVER LOUDSPEAKER
1651
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,720
HE GROANS
1652
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,280
HE SCREAMS
1653
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,760
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1654
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,560
Well, it's almost too easy.
1655
01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:28,280
Ready?
1656
01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,120
Get in!
1657
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,040
HE LAUGHS
1658
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,680
Argh! How much charge have you got?
1659
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,560
I've got nothing. I'm all out.
1660
01:23:56,440 --> 01:23:58,040
4%.
1661
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:00,680
Should be just enough at this range.
1662
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:03,600
Goodbye, traitor.
1663
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,000
TRATER:What?Huh?
1664
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:07,760
Argh!Freeze!
1665
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:13,240
Hang on. I know you.
1666
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:15,080
Yes, that's right.
1667
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:17,240
Six weeks ago,
you took this from me.
1668
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:19,040
Well, now I'm taking it back.
1669
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:21,600
What do you want?
Well, there's this great big,
1670
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:25,040
horrible, ugly grey thing
hanging around in our lower orbit.
1671
01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:27,960
I thought it'd be a great idea
to fire all our missiles at it.
1672
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,160
SHE GIGGLES
1673
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,520
But that's futile.
1674
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:33,560
You might get a lucky shot in,
hit the thermal exhaust port
1675
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,680
that leads to the reactor core,
but we'd retaliate.
1676
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:40,200
This entire island would be
wiped off the map.
1677
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,760
You still lose.
1678
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,360
Better we both lose than you win.
1679
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:46,360
Nobody pushes Britain around.
1680
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:50,920
Not you, not your ship,
not Brussels.The vegetable?
1681
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:52,480
Go now!
1682
01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,800
Let him go.
1683
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:03,440
What?
1684
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:05,480
We're all going to die, right?
1685
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:06,920
Let him be with his kind.
1686
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:11,680
If you're really doing this for us,
humanity, show some.
1687
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:15,720
Take me.
1688
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:17,440
SHE CLEARS THROAT
1689
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:31,240
Stay back. No, no.
That's far enough.
1690
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:34,480
Do you know the codes?
1691
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:36,080
Minister for War.
1692
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:37,480
Defence.Same thing.
1693
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:39,880
It's their fault, you know.
All of it.
1694
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:42,360
The second they arrived,
this was inevitable.
1695
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,640
What about peace?
1696
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:45,800
That never lasts.
1697
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,480
You want something final,
you have to do it yourself.
1698
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:53,880
ALARM BLARES
1699
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,720
All warheads green to go.
1700
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,360
Goodbye, Stewart.
1701
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:10,640
BEEPING
1702
01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:16,080
BEEPING
1703
01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:17,520
BEEPING CONTINUES
1704
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:19,320
SHE SIGHS
1705
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,920
Black spot.No!
1706
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:24,120
THEY GRUNT
1707
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:42,480
Ow!
1708
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:47,960
Argh!
1709
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:50,040
You lose!
1710
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,080
Hey. Here he is.
1711
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:03,720
How did it go?
1712
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,440
Uh...
1713
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:07,400
..yeah.
1714
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:10,600
I think I did OK.Yeah.
1715
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:14,480
I'm proud of you, mate.
1716
01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:18,160
Is that for me?
1717
01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:22,520
Maybe.
1718
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,080
But not just yet.
1719
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,680
Are you awake?
1720
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:44,240
Hey.
1721
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:47,080
Sorry. I just wanted
to plug my phone in.
1722
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:50,720
Oh, yeah.And there you go.
1723
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:52,120
Yeah.
1724
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:53,440
Hello, sleepyhead.
1725
01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:55,320
Sorry, I hope you don't mind.
1726
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:57,280
Your friend said it would be OK.
1727
01:27:57,320 --> 01:28:00,200
So, we're afraid
you're going to die.
1728
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,320
What?
1729
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:04,880
Oh, sorry. No, we WERE afraid
you were going to die. Sorry.
1730
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:08,520
I'm still actually struggling
with the apostrophes, but, no,
1731
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:10,600
apparently you are going to be fine.
1732
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:13,480
The pulse weapon was barely charged.
1733
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:14,720
Lucky, really.
1734
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:17,760
The fully charged one would have
just liquefied your skull.
1735
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,360
THEY LAUGH
1736
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:24,160
No, but seriously, we do, I think,
1737
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:28,600
owe you a huge debt of gratitude,
don't we?
1738
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,680
Well, he was in league with the...
Hmm?
1739
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,560
But, yes.
1740
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,280
Yes, of course.Mm.
1741
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,200
Obviously,
we're keeping your position open,
1742
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,640
but no rush to get back,
1743
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:43,120
although we are having an issue
with something called HS2.
1744
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:48,600
No, I mean, it can wait.
Whenever you're ready.
1745
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,080
CLANGING
Ah!
1746
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:51,680
Hey, mate.
1747
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:54,800
Oh, uh, yeah.
I brought you some flour.
1748
01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:57,160
No, that's not the...
1749
01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,840
Oh, shit it.
HE LAUGHS
1750
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:02,000
Thanks, mate.
1751
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:03,080
Well...
1752
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:06,040
What about the other rebels?
Oh, rounded up, mostly.
1753
01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:08,920
I mean, a couple got away.
We're making enquiries.
1754
01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:10,480
A bit of a wake-up call, though.
1755
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:14,160
We realise we can't leave all these
nuclear missiles just lying around,
1756
01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:17,320
so we finally,
finally reached that agreement.
1757
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,800
What, disarmament?
1758
01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:20,240
Um, well, kind of.
1759
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:23,520
We're actually going to fire them
into the sun.
1760
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:25,360
Should be quite a show.
1761
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,360
Greaves. What about Grieves?
1762
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:32,200
Oh, yes.
Rather a problematic outlook.
1763
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,240
Interesting character,
but, you know...
1764
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:36,560
I think, however,
we have found a way
1765
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,560
of giving her
a different perspective.
1766
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:40,800
Seemed happy enough.
1767
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:43,800
MUSIC: The Unanswered Why
by William Doyle
1768
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:48,000
♪ I woke this morning to find you missing ♪
1769
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:56,040
♪ Present in body but not in spirit ♪
1770
01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:03,520
♪ And as we have all found... ♪
1771
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:08,360
Brothers and sisters,
1772
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:12,560
we may be down,
but we are not defeated.
1773
01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:16,080
This is just the beginning.
1774
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:19,840
Mark my words, I'll be back.
1775
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:21,080
Terminator, right?
1776
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:24,040
Uh, I wouldn't know.
I haven't seen it. Nah.
1777
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,760
MUSIC: Human
by Rag'n'Bone Man
1778
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,720
♪ Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind ♪
1779
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:33,840
♪ Thinking I can see through this and see what's behind ♪
1780
01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:38,880
♪ Got no way to prove it so maybe I'm lying ♪
1781
01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:42,040
♪ But I'm only human after all ♪
1782
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,880
♪ I'm only human after all ♪
1783
01:30:44,920 --> 01:30:48,240
♪ Don't put your blame on me ♪
1784
01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:51,120
♪ Don't put your blame on me ♪
1785
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:56,680
♪ Take a look in the mirror and what do you see ♪
1786
01:30:56,720 --> 01:31:01,120
♪ Do you see it clearer or are you deceived ♪
1787
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:04,200
♪ In what you believe ♪
1788
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:07,720
♪ Because I'm only human after all ♪
1789
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,360
♪ You're only human after all ♪
1790
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:13,680
♪ Don't put the blame on me ♪
1791
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:17,440
♪ Don't put your blame on me. ♪
1792
01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:19,480
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