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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Your friends all know about
your secret boyfriend ?
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-You think that's you?
-It's not?
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I understand you're moving forward
with Sheldon's grant database.
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-I was an intrinsec part of that.
- Sheldon didn't mention you.
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Of course he didn't!
That little credit hog!
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We're looking for a financeer,
no a partner.
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I just wanna be around the process.
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But I'm still in charge, right?
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-Did NASA fake the moon landing?
-No.
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See that's what I thought till about a
year ago.
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Oh we're gonna have so much fun!
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The data comes in here, where it's
divided into three tables -
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I'm calling them X-sub-1, X-sub-2,
X-sub-3.
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Good, good.
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And then over here,
it's subjected to data normalization,
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so we don't end up with any duplicate
data fields.
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I've got it.
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-Grant Daddy.
-What?
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The name of our company --
Grant Daddy.
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It's sexy, sophisticated, but John Q
Lunch Pail can wrap his arms around it.
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Where are you?
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My lawyers have advised me not to say,
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but I'm sure I'll be allowed back in
the country very soon.
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Taxes, am I right?
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We have more important things to focus
on than the name,
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like how are we going to build this.
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Grant-opolis!
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Grant-cano!
No wait,
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The Grant Canyon!
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That's gonna look great on a shirt.
What size you guys wear?
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This is not helpful!
Can't I hang up on him?
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Sheldon, I'll remind you Mr. O'Brien
is funding the entire project,
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so he should remain included.
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Fine.
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The Grant Canyon is a terrible name. It
sounds like a place grants go to die.
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-Sheldon.
-I'm including him!
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YOUNG SHELDON
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-How have you been feeling?
-Fat and disgusting.
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I meant are you having
any discomfort, fatigue?
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Yeah, that's all I have.
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I think she's sayin' she feels eight
months pregnant.
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Eight, eight hundred...
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Just a reminder Doc, I don't wanna know
if it's a boy or a girl.
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-I want it to be a surprise.
-Hold up.
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If we're all here, who's watchin' the
laundromat
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and the video store and the other...
establishment?
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-Oh, the gambling room?
-Huh?
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It's okay, I lost a hundred bucks
there last week.
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Oh. So you know we're good for the
bill.
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So back to me --
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how's everything looking in the oven?
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Baby seems good, but I am concerned
about your blood pressure.
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-You think it's pre-eclampsia?
-Georgie, let the doctor talk.
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Actually, it's a possibility.
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I read the book, did you?
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I'd like to put you on bed rest for a
week and then re-check you.
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-Is that really necessary?
-It is.
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Dr. Linkletter, I had a question about
today's--
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-I'm sorry, who are you?
-You must be Sheldon.
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I am.
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-I was told not to talk to you.
-Why not?
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I was told not to tell you that.
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Ah I see you've met Toby.
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I have not. He wouldn't tell me his
name.
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Good man.
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What can I help you with, Sheldon?
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What is all this?
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It looks like algorithms
for a searchable database.
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At a glance anything can look like an
algorithm for a searchable database.
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Very well, then it's an algorithm for a
searchable database.
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-But that was my idea.
-If you'll recall it was our idea.
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Are you programming
a database for him?
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-Go ahead.
-Yeah.
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Yeah.
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How dare you steal my grant database
idea!
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Look, Dr. Linkletter was a part of the
idea,
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he is an employee of the university,
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therefore we have a legitimate claim to
it.
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But I'm making one. I have an investor
lined up and everything.
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Well you're still welcome to join us
and we can all do this together.
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No, this was my idea and I'm doing it
on my own.
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I guess we'll see who gets to market
first.
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I guess we will.
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-Have you already started programming?
-No.
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Do you have access to a mainframe?
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That depends. Can I use the
university's mainframe?
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-No.
-Then we're still working on it.
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-I see.
-Well we already have a name, do you?
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As a matter of fact we do.
We're calling it "Granted."
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-Ugh that's such a good name.
-Thank you, what's yours?
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Never mind!
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Look what your machine did to my
underwear.
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-Made 'em huge?
-No it dyed 'em pink.
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Oh right, sorry -
here next wash is on us.
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I gotta go check on something in the
back.
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Sorry, a little short-staffed today.
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I been runnin' around
like a chicken with the head cut off.
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Alright...
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Here's your teddy bear, here's your
cash.
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Teddy bear, cash.
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Teddy bear...
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Hey, this is a dry cleaning ticket,
get outta here.
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Hang on, I'll be right back.
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-Hey, you findin' everything okay?
-Yeah.
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That there's a real good one, you
should get it.
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-I dunno.
-Don't know?
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Whoopi Goldberg as a singin' nun,
what's there to think about?
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I might be in the mood for action.
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She's on the run from the mob, you'll
love it, I'll ring you up.
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How ya doin'?
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I'm lying in bed and a nice lady just
brought me food -- it's not the worst.
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Well, you haven't tasted the food yet.
Doctor said no salt.
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-I'm sure it's great.
-I tasted it, it sucks.
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I should go give Georgie a hand.
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Here's the telephone, do you need
anything before I go?
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Actually I can't find the remote.
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Well it couldn't have gone far.
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Let's see.
Let me just look down here...
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OK, here it is.
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Oh, my back!
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-You okay?
-No!
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I'll help you up.
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No, I'm fine.
I just need to lie here a minute.
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You want me to get ice or something?
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No, you're supposed to stay in bed.
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I know, but you look like the "I've
fallen and I can't get up" lady.
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That's because I've fallen and I can't
get up.
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Oh it hurts when I laugh.
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-Here honey. There you go.
-Thanks.
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Oh dear Lord, let me help you up!
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Don't touch me!
I'll get up when I'm ready.
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Should I call the doctor?
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No this happens sometimes.
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I just need to take it easy for a few
days and I'll be fine.
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Well do you want a pillow?
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A pillow sounds nice.
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Here.
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And what's goin' on with you?
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High blood pressure -- doctor wants me
on bed rest.
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Probably worried about pre-eclampsia.
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Did everyone read this book?
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Well, I can take off work and look
after y'all.
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We're fine.
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Fine? You're on the floor. What happens
if you need to use the bathroom?
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-Depends.
-Depends on what?
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No, it's a joke.
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I got it.
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What's the joke?!
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Tell me!
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Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office.
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Is Mr. O'Brien there? This is John
Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper.
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Oh, it's me -- just making sure you
weren't the IRS. What's up?
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I have troubling news. The university
is making a competing grant database.
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Wasn't it your idea?
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It was, but Dr. Linkletter is claiming
he assisted me.
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There's nothing wrong with a
little competition.
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You think I was the only person
designing anti-static lab furniture?
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-You weren't?
-No!
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I researched the competition,
I outbid their manufacturers,
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and tied them up in court so long they
ran out of money.
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That seems a little ruthless.
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Hey... If you're not ruthless,
you're toothless.
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-I like that.
-I know, it rhymes.
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But the university's already ahead of
us -
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Yeah,
but do they have a cool company name?
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Yes.
They're calling it "Granted."
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Dammit, it was right there.
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Okay, I can't cover the video store,
the laundromat and the other room
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all at the same time.
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-I wanna work in the poker room.
-You're not workin' in the other room.
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I got the other room.
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I call dibs on video store!
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-I wanted video store.
-Too bad, I called dibs.
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Great, you got the laundromat.
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But I don't want the laundromat.
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Dibs are dibs -- she called it.
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-He's a good boss.
-That's right.
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Slow...
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-Slow.
-Any slower and we're just standin'.
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I got this, OK?
Just leave me alone.
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Alright, I'm gonna check on Mandy.
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Slow.
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Hey.
You doin' okay?
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I'm fine, you really don't need to fuss
over me.
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Oh, I don't mind.
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Appreciate that, but I'm used to taking
care of myself.
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That's what family's for.
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Speakin' of which -- do you want me to
call yours?
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Why?
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I would wanna know if my daughter was
on bed rest.
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If they wanna know how I'm doin' they
can pick up the phone and call me.
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I'm sure if your mom knew what was
goin' on she would be here to help.
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Well I told her I was pregnant and she
stopped talking to me so...
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-I know but--
-It's not your business, Mary.
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Okay, sorry.
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-Hello, Toby.
-I'm not supposed to talk to you.
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-But no one told you not to talk to me.
-What do you want?
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-We'd like to offer you a job.
-And for you to wash your hands.
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I already have a job.
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We know -- we want you to do the same
thing, but for more money.
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Okay.
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Really, that's all it took? Where's the
loyalty?
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Sheldon, this is what we want.
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I know, but what if someone else offers
him more money -
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is he just gonna leave us?
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-Are you?
-Probably.
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We can hire him, but he does not get to
go to the bathroom alone.
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Welcome aboard.
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Let's hit that sink!
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If you're looking for something to
watch I'd recommend Princess Bride.
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-Really?
-I know it sounds a little girly...
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But there's an awesome sword fight and
Andre the Giant's in it.
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-Cool, thanks.
-Just doing my job.
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I'm Melissa, by the way.
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You need any help over here?
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Are you trying to touch my underwear?
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-No, ma'am.
-Well then step away.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I knew it! You poached my programmer.
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You poached his idea!
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Toby, what happened to loyalty?
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It's annoying isn't it.
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There's an old saying, "You mess with
the bull, you get the horns."
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There's a new saying, "We have a
programmer and you don't."
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Yeah!
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Really? You poached our programmer?
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I left him alone for five minutes to
use the bathroom!
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Why are you all surprised? I'm told
business is a high-stakes game
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where if you're not ruthless, you're
toothless.
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We just learned that.
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You could have hired anyone else.
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Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
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You wanna play hardball?
We can do that too.
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See, Sheldon gets a lotta perks at this
university that can go away real fast.
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But I like my perks.
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How'd you like a roommate or two in
that dorm room of yours?
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-We should give her what she wants.
-Stay strong.
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00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,879
I'm just saying you need us as much as
we need you.
241
00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:36,960
For example, we have a mainframe
computer and you don't.
242
00:11:37,039 --> 00:11:40,559
Ha! No mainframe, no database. Who's
toothless now!
243
00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:42,919
We can get our own mainframe.
244
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,480
We can? They're really expensive.
245
00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:47,720
I'm trying to be ruthless, work with
me.
246
00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,120
We can!
247
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,320
WHAT TO EXPECT
WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING
248
00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:57,799
Hey, brought you a snack and some
magazines.
249
00:11:57,879 --> 00:12:00,320
Thanks, but I should probably finish
reading this.
250
00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:05,200
Although I do know how it ends. With
bodily fluids everywhere.
251
00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,960
And then a sweet little boy or girl.
252
00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:10,080
It's a girl.
253
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840
Really?
254
00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:14,399
Yeah, Georgie didn't want to know so
I haven't said.
255
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,279
Well that's wonderful! It'll be our
little secret.
256
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,840
I already know! So don't go feelin'
like you're special.
257
00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:24,279
Do you mind?!
We're havin' a moment here!
258
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,279
Carry on.
259
00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,240
As you can see the mother/daughter
bond is strong.
260
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,360
Compared to me and my mom,
you two are magic.
261
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,159
Well we've had our ups and downs.
262
00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:40,600
She wasn't the easiest mom to grow up
with.
263
00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:43,000
Sometimes I kinda felt like I raised
myself.
264
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,399
But now we're practically best friends.
265
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,919
I don't think that's in the cards for
me and my mom.
266
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,120
I hear you whisperin' in there! Don't
listen to her, Mandy!
267
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,360
Dear Lord, I was just tellin' her you
and I are best friends!
268
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,679
That's how you talk to your best
friend?
269
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,559
Everything OK with ya?
270
00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:06,360
I heard about you -- you're the panty
sniffer.
271
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,879
No! There was no sniffing!
272
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,039
Barbara, he's doing it again!
273
00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:14,879
No, no...
Alright I'm out.
274
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,080
I'm totally into old movies, y'know
275
00:13:17,159 --> 00:13:19,759
-- Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in
Pink.
276
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,720
Hey, how's it goin'?
277
00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:23,240
Fine. Bye.
278
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,759
Not much goin' on in the laundromat,
thought maybe I could lend you a hand.
279
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,120
Nope, all good. Go check on Georgie.
280
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,240
Alright.
281
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,919
So you doing anything later?
282
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,960
Yeah, she's goin' home with her father.
283
00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:37,159
Dad!
284
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,039
Sorry, sir, I didn't know.
285
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,080
Did you know she's in seventh grade?
286
00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:42,960
-Dad!
-I thought she was older.
287
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,080
Well now you know. Beat it.
288
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:46,200
Right.
289
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,240
-Are you happy?
-He's way too old for you.
290
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,759
Have you seen you and Mom?
291
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,200
Hey! Your mother and I were high school
sweethearts!
292
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:58,000
She was in high school, you were like
twenty-five.
293
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,519
People looked older back then!
294
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,080
Hello?
295
00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:05,919
Yeah, I'm here to install some bunk
beds.
296
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,240
But I don't need bunk beds, I'm only
one person.
297
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,440
All I know is they're turning this room
into a triple.
298
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,559
Triple?
299
00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:14,720
It's getting serious, they're playing
hardball.
300
00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:16,679
And hardball is just one more type of
ball I'm bad at!
301
00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:19,919
Alright, calm down, I'm sure I can find
a used mainframe.
302
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,639
Where? How? From who?
303
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,039
I don't know, Jupiter just entered
Sagittarius so I have a good feeling.
304
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,759
You're not filling me with confidence,
Gary!
305
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,600
You teenagers, always so angsty -
306
00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:32,080
I love it.
307
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,600
Hi Mom, it's me...
308
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,399
No, nothing's wrong,
I just wanted to talk...
309
00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:57,639
No, I'm not calling to apologize.
310
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,919
No, I don't need money.
311
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,600
I don't need anything from you...
312
00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:04,360
Y'know what, this was a mistake.
Goodbye.
313
00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:12,960
Hi welcome to Video Village,
314
00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,600
I'm Missy, I'm in seventh grade and
that's my father.
315
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:21,279
Um, I'm Carl, I'm thirty-one.
My dad's dead.
316
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,519
I'm sorry about her, and your dad.
317
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,279
What are you doing?
318
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,480
Saving you the trouble of embarrassing
me.
319
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,960
Look, it's just not easy seein'
you talkin' to guys.
320
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:35,440
Especially older guys.
321
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,919
I'll tell you what's not easy -
hearing from Billy Sparks
322
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,240
about you and his mother hanging out in
their chicken coop.
323
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,559
What?
324
00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:44,960
He said he saw y'all coming out of
there the other day.
325
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,960
-We were talkin' chickens.
-And he said it wasn't the first time.
326
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,600
They got a lot of chickens.
327
00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:58,600
Now there's bunk beds in my room. It's
like summer camp -- two words I loathe.
328
00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:01,440
Sometimes roommates become lifelong
friends.
329
00:16:01,519 --> 00:16:05,519
I still exchange letters with
my roommate from the mental hospital.
330
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:10,000
They're in a language he made up, but
it's nice to know he cares.
331
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,360
I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper.
332
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,440
That's me. What is it?
333
00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:17,279
-A computer mainframe.
-He got one.
334
00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:20,559
I just need to tell the guys where to
put it.
335
00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:24,000
I suppose it could go in here.
336
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,240
Or I think I have a solution to my
roommate problem.
337
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,559
I can't have roommates if my dorm has
no room for those mates.
338
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:31,960
Right this way.
339
00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:47,639
So ya know, Brenda and I are just
friends.
340
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:51,039
She's been goin' through a rough patch
and needed someone to talk to.
341
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,240
-Okay.
-Good.
342
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,039
Why'd you say it was about chickens?
343
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:03,679
Because it's Brenda's personal business
344
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,598
and I'm tryin' to be a good neighbor.
345
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,559
And she doesn't want Billy to worry so
we used the chicken coop...
346
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,880
which all makes sense, right?
347
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,598
-I guess.
-Good.
348
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,799
I'm glad we can talk about these
things.
349
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,400
Me too. Someday we'll talk about Mom
and Pastor Rob.
350
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,319
Excuse me, are you Mrs. McAllister?
351
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,039
I am. Can I help you?
352
00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,839
I'm Mary Cooper. Georgie's mom.
353
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,480
Oh. Hello.
354
00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:48,359
I don't know what's goin' on between
you and your daughter, but
355
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,559
you need to get over it.
356
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,480
She's pregnant, she's scared and she
needs her mother.
357
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,000
I'm getting parenting advice from the
woman whose seventeen-year-old son
358
00:17:58,079 --> 00:17:59,480
got my daughter pregnant?
359
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:04,240
Yeah, you are. Georgie messed up,
but I didn't cut him out of my life.
360
00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:06,920
-Well, you don't know--
-I don't care!
361
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,720
You're her parent, act like it.
362
00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:13,359
So grow up, call your daughter and make
it right. Now.
363
00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:15,759
-I need--
-I said now!
364
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:21,599
I was gonna say I need the phone
number.
365
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,279
Okay. Do you have a pen?
366
00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:32,359
Alright, plug it in.
367
00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:36,720
Hello.
368
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:38,880
Unbelievable.
369
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,000
President Hagemeyer, have you come
to meet my new roommate?
370
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,559
VAX six-thousand?
371
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,880
Sheldon, you can't have a mainframe in
your dorm.
372
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,359
Actually there's no rule against it.
I can't have a candle, a microwave,
373
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,079
a hot plate, a coffeemaker, a toaster,
or a waterbed.
374
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,440
But there's nothing about a mainframe.
375
00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:56,559
Well I'm the president of the
university and I'm saying you can't.
376
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,480
You're just trying to sabotage our
project
377
00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:02,119
because you know we're going to beat
you to market.
378
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,599
Sheldon, plug it in.
379
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,680
There really should be a rule
against this.
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