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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- MOTHER, SINCE WHEN DID YOU
LIKE GORY MOVIES LIKE THAT?
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I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH BLOOD.
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- YOU JUST DIDN'T GET IT.
- GET WHAT?
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- THAT MAN WAS
AN UNLICENSED PHYSICIAN.
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HE HAD NO RIGHT TO MUTILATE
THAT SCOUT TROOP LIKE THAT.
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THEY JUST WANTED TO HIDE
IN THEIR CARDBOARD BOXES AND DRINK COUGH SYRUP.
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WAS THAT ANY REASON
TO BLEED THEM DRY?
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- THAT'S WHAT MADE IT FUNNY.
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- AND DID YOU HAVE TO LAUGH
SO LOUD DURING THE BLEEDINGS?
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EVEN THE WOMAN
WITH THE CRYING BABY ASKED YOU TO KEEP QUIET.
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- I SWEAR, I WANTED TO RIP
THAT BRAT OUT OF HER ARMS
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AND BEAT HER WITH IT.
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- WHAT'S COME OVER YOU
LATELY, MOTHER?
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YOU'RE ACTING VERY PECULIAR.
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- WATCH OUT!
- HUH? WHAT? ¡AY!
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- UHH...UH!
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- THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
- SURE, IT DID.
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- LET'S GO SEE WHAT WE HIT.
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- IT WAS PROBABLY JUST A SKUNK.
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- IT DIDN'T CRUNCH
LIKE A SKUNK.
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HEY, MAYBE IT'S STILL ALIVE
AND WE'LL GET TO SNAP ITS NECK.
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- BUT, MOTHER--
- COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
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- ¡AY, MADRE DE DIOS!
IT'S ZORAK!
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- IT WAS ZORAK.
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HEH HEH. HE'S DEAD, ALL RIGHT.
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- I HATED ZORAK ALL MY LIFE,
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BUT NOW THAT HE'S DEAD,
I HATE HIM EVEN MORE
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BECAUSE AS AN UNREGISTERED ALIEN
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WITHOUT PROPER
DRIVING CREDENTIALS,
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I'LL GO TO JAIL FOR KILLING
THIS PIECE OF CRAP.
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- NOBODY IS GOING TO JAIL.
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WE JUST NEED TO MOP UP A BIT.
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YOU CUT HIS HANDS OFF.
I'LL DO THE HEAD.
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NO PRINTS, NO DENTAL,
NO PROBLEM.
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- BUT THESE ARE
MY DATING CLOTHES, BABY.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET ZORAK
ALL OVER MY NEW CHINOS.
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COME ON.
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- ALL RIGHT.
I'LL HANDLE IT. GET IN THE CAR.
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- SO WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH THE BODY?
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- WHAT BODY? MY BODY?
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IT'S IN THE TRUNK, CHAP.
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HA HA HA HA!
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CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED
TONIGHT, DAD?
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- UH, HA HA HA.
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YEAH. THAT'S FUNNY, DARLING.
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HEH.
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- I LOVE YOU.
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- YES, AND I LOVE YOU, TOO,
BLEEDING HEAD OF ZORAK.
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- THEN KISS ME.
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- OH, DO I HAVE TO?
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- KISS MY BLEEDING BEAK!
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- ♪ I'M IN A HAPPY PLACE
- KISS IT! KISS IT!
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- ♪ I'M IN A HAPPY PLACE
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MMM. OH. MMM.
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YOU KNOW,
I HAVE TO ADMIT, MOTHER,
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I WASN'T ON BOARD WITH THIS
WHOLE MURDER THING AT FIRST,
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BUT THIS GREEN CHICKEN
IS FRIGGING SWEET.
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- IT'S NOT CHICKEN.
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- I KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT I PREFER NOT TO DWELL ON IT.
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MMM. MMM. DAMN!
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WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
SUCH A TOUGH LITTLE RUNT
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WOULD BE SO TENDER
AND DELECTABLE?
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BRAK IS GONNA LOVE THIS.
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- BRAK CAN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
HE'LL RAT US OUT.
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- YES. IF ANYBODY
COULD FIND A PROBLEM WITH EATING HIS BEST FRIEND,
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IT WOULD BE BRAK.
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HE'S SO ANAL.
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- ♪ WHO GOT THE BUTT?
I GOT THE BUTT ♪
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♪ BRAK GOT THE BUTT?
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT ♪
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♪ LET IT WORK, LITTLE BROTHER,
LET IT WORK ♪
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♪ HUH AH, OOH OOH OOH AH
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YEAH.
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- GOOD MORNING, SON.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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- YES. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU?
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- OH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
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SO TELL ME...
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♪ WHO GOT THE BUTT?
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- ♪ BRAK GOT THE BUTT
- ♪ BRAK GOT THE BUTT
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- ♪ SAY IT AGAIN, Y'ALL
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- MM, I DON'T THINK SO.
- OK. THAT'S COOL.
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HEY, DID ZORAK COME BY YET?
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HE'S GONNA LEND ME
SOME OF HIS MAGAZINES,
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MAKE A MAN OUT OF ME.
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- WELL, WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM,
HAVE WE, FATHER?
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- MMM! MM MM MM.
- HAVE WE, FATHER?
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- UH-UH.
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- NOW SIT DOWN
AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
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[SNIFF]
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- WOW. THIS SMELLS FAMILIAR.
WHAT IS IT?
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- MM.
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TAKE A BITE. IT'S GOOD STUFF.
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- ARMPH. MM MM.
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OH, SWEET LORD, THIS IS AWESOME!
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- WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SUCK A BONE, HONEY?
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- WOULD I!
- I SAVED YOU A BIG, JUICY ONE.
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- THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
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- ARMPH. MMPH. ALL GONE.
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- THERE. NOW HE'S AN ACCOMPLICE.
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- I AM? OH, BOY.
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I'M GONNA GO FIND ZORAK
AND TELL HIM.
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HERE. YOU CAN WEAR THESE
NEW SHOES I BOUGHT FOR YOU.
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- THEY'RE FROM
THE LAND OF FRANCE, SON,
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WHERE THEY EAT HORSES.
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THANKS FOR THE NEW KICKS, MOM.
TO THE OUTSIDE!
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♪ UH UH, UH UH UH
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♪ WHO GOT THE SHOES?
BRAK GOT THE SHOES ♪
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♪ WATCH 'EM WORK,
LITTLE BROTHER ♪
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♪ PRRUMP TUM PA TUM
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♪ A-DUM PA DUM PA DUM TUM
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♪ TA DA DA DUM,
TA DA DA DUM ♪
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♪ TUM DA DA DA DUM
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YEAH!
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- OH, HEY, WONDERCHEESE.
HAVE YOU SEEN ZORAK?
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- NO. WHY ARE YOU WEARING
BONES ON YOUR FEET?
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- BONES? IS THAT HOW YOU REFER
TO FINE FRENCH FOOTLERY?
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IF SO, THEN I SCOFF
AT YOUR LOCATION.
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A-HA! A-HA HA HA!
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A-HA!
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- I'VE NEVER WORN SHOES.
HOW DO THEY FEEL?
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- LIKE I'M 62 INCHES
OF BONE-STOMPING MACHISMO,
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AND, BROTHER, THAT'S A FEELING
THAT SMELLS LIKE SUCCESS.
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- I MUST HAVE SHOES!
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TO FRANCE!
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- HAVE A GOOD TIME, BUDDY.
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[ACCORDION PLAYING]
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- FRANCE RULES!
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- MORE ZORAK, PLEASE.
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ANOTHER EYEBALL?
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HOW MANY DID THIS JOKER HAVE?
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I FEEL LIKE I ATE 10 ALREADY.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT,
DEAD EYE?
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MMM.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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- HELLO?
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YES. THIS IS MOM.
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POLICE?
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QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT CAN BE.
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HE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE.
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NO. I'M NOT LYING.
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FINE. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF.
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DONKEY'S ASS.
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- WHAT'S WRONG, MOTHER?
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- THE POLICE
ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER,
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AND THEY EXPECT TO SEE ZORAK.
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- BUT ZORAK IS DEAD.
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HOLY CRAP, MOTHER.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
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EVEN I BELIEVE I'M ZORAK.
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[IMITATING ZORAK] HEY, TOOTS,
YOU EVER KNOCK BOOTS WITH THE BIG, GREEN BUG MAN?
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BECAUSE I GOT THE BOOTS.
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- GOOD DAY, MA'AM.
- YOU SEE, CONSTABLE?
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- THERE'S ZORAK
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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- HELLO, EVERYBODY. I HATE YOU.
HEH HEH HEH.
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- GIVE IT UP, SIR.
YOU'RE NOT ZORAK.
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YOU'RE JUST A SPRAY-PAINTED
DWARF IN HOT PANTS.
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- ZORAK, HE LIVES. HA HA HA!
- OK, MA'AM.
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- I THINK I BETTER HAVE
A LOOK AT YOUR CAR.
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IT MATCHES THE DESCRIPTION
A WITNESS GAVE US.
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- WITNESS?
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- FAT KID, PURPLE,
KIND OF A SISSY.
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- CLARENCE?
- THAT'S THE GUY.
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- NOW LET'S SEE THAT CAR.
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- I'M AFRAID YOU'LL NEED
A WARRANT FOR THAT, PORKY.
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- THAT HURT. IT REALLY DID.
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SO I'LL BE BACK
WITH THAT WARRANT.
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YEAH.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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- HE BOUGHT IT, MOTHER.
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HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
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- YOU IDIOT.
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WHEN HE GETS BACK
WITH THAT WARRANT, WE'RE SCREWED.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY TREAT
TINY MEN LIKE YOU IN PRISON?
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¡AY AY AY!
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¡AYYYY
AYYYY!
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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- WE'RE GOING TO REVIVE ZORAK.
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I KNOW A BLOKE
THAT OWES ME A FAVOR.
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NOW GRAB THAT LAST FILLET
AND LET'S GO.
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[BIRD SQUAWKS]
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- 'SUP, DOGS?
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WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK
AT P.C. BEACH.
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Y'ALL READY TO PARTY? HUH?
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- WE'RE NOT HERE TO PARTY.
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- WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD
BECAUSE MARLON LOVES A FEISTY CHICKIE BABY
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WHO KNOWS HOW TO LAY IT DOWN
DAYTONA STYLE.
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WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
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A-WHOOOO!
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- I'M DOWN WITH THAT, DUDE.
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- WHAT ARE YOU FOLKS DRINKING?
BUTTERY NIPPLE? HURRICANE?
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HOW ABOUT SEX ON THE BEACH?
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SEX ON THE BEACH. YEAH. YEAH!
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- DO IT. OOH.
- WE DON'T WANT SEX ON THE BEACH.
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- WE WANT YOU TO TAKE
THIS HUNK OF MEAT
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AND BRING IT BACK TO LIFE.
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CAN YOU DO IT?
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- I'VE GOT A HUNK OF MEAT
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BRING BACK TO LIFE FOR YEARS.
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IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE, MAN.
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[BUZZING]
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BUT THIS ONE
IS A LITTLE FRESHER,
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SO HELL YEAH, I CAN DO IT.
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MOOSWA!
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- AAH. GOO GOO GOO GOO.
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- YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
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- THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN'T...
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BECAUSE IT'S SPRING BREAK!
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PUT A ROLL IN YOUR FREAKY SOUL.
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♪ A-BOP BOP BA DEE AH DA BOP
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♪ BOOM
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- GET IT RIGHT, OR I'LL GRIND
YOUR OYSTERS INTO PIXIE DUST.
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- DUDE, YOUR OLD LADY
IS KIND OF A BUZZKILL.
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- ARE YOU HAPPY, MOTHER?
YOU'VE KILLED THE MAN'S BUZZ.
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- SHUT UP. WE'RE LEAVING.
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GET TO WORK, INFIDEL.
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- DON'T WORRY.
I'LL DROP HIM BY LATER GOOD AS NEW.
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- DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME.
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- OH, YES, MA'AM.
I'LL GET RIGHT TO WORK,
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FRICKING SLAVE-DRIVING
HAG WAGON,
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BUT FIRST,
I NEED A FEW SKINNY MINUTES
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IN YE OLDE SENSATION CHAMBER.
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PARTY TIME! A-WHOOOO!
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SWEET JAMAICAN VAPORS,
SET ME FREE.
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- ZORAK! ZORAK!
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HERE, BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY,
BUDDY, BUDDY!
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- I'M WARM AND SAFE,
SAFE AND WARM.
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DON'T HIT ME. NO CARS!
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NO CARS, NO CARS, NO CARS.
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- CLARENCE?
- OH, HELLO, BRAK.
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- I'M DRESSING UP
LIKE MOMMY TODAY.
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EHH, GOO GOO.
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- YOU OK, CLARENCE?
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- NO, NOT REALLY.
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I SAW SOMETHING
VERY DISTURBING LAST NIGHT,
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SO I DECIDED TO SEEK COMFORT
IN MOMMY'S SUNDRESS AND BONNET.
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I FEEL SO GOOD NOW, SO SAFE.
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- OH, THAT'S NICE.
HAVE YOU SEEN ZORAK?
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- ZORAK? AAAAAH!
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- BECAUSE I WAS GONNA SHOW HIM
MY NEW SHOES!
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- AAAAAAH!
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- CLARENCE, IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
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- YEAH.
IT ALL STARTED LAST NIGHT.
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YOU SEE, WE WERE OUT GRABBING
A CLUB SALAD.
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO SALAD CITY?
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- MOM, CLARENCE JUST TOLD ME
THAT YOU AND DAD KILLED--
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ZORAK! YOU'RE ALIVE!
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- I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE IF THAT'S
REALLY WHO YOU THINK IT IS.
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- HELLO, CLARENCE.
HOW'S OUR LITTLE WITNESS TODAY?
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- UH, HA HA HA. FINE.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME?
250
00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:11,823
- OH, NOTHING, DEAR.
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00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,854
I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU
THE BASEMENT,
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00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,560
WHERE WE KEEP
ALL THE SPECIAL CANDY.
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- HMM. I SENSE DANGER...
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00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:21,264
BUT I'M AWFULLY TEMPTED
BY THE SPECIAL CANDY.
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00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:22,797
HMM. I SENSE DANGER,
256
00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,702
BUT I'M AWFULLY TEMPTED
BY THE SPECIAL CANDY.
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- THEN LET'S GO VISIT
THE SPECIAL CANDY.
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IT'S CALLING YOU.
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♪ CLARENCE, CLARENCE
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- IT IS CALLING ME.
LEAD THE WAY.
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- ♪ LA LA LA
- ♪ LA LA LA LA
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- ♪ LA LA--
HEY, THAT'S NOT CANDY.
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AAAH! AAH!
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GOSH, THAT HURTS.
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[POWER TOOLS WHIRRING]
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EEEH! AAAAAAH!
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[SAWING]
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DON'T CUT ME.
I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
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00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,662
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY NEW SHOES?
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00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,034
- [IMITATING ZORAK]
I THINK THEY LOOK LIKE CRAP,
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JUST LIKE YOU, YOU BIG JACKASS.
HA HA HA!
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00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,331
- WHERE'S THAT CANDY
YOU PROMISED?
273
00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,526
AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DO--
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[GUNSHOT]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,268
- ANYONE FOR SAUSAGES?
278
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,096
THEY'RE FRESH.
279
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,670
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
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- ♪ I'M BACK
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00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,176
- WOW! I GOT TWO MOMS NOW,
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ONE FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.
283
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,554
- OH, NO, HONEY.
284
00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:16,281
BRENDA HERE IS JUST A LOOK-ALIKE
I HIRED TO TAKE CARE OF YOU BOYS
285
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,619
WHILE I WAS ON HOLIDAY
AT THE BEACH.
286
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:19,724
HOW DID IT GO, BRENDA?
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00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,815
- [COCKNEY ACCENT] NOTHING
OUT OF THE ORDINARY, MISSIS.
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00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:22,957
PRETTY BORING, REALLY.
289
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,492
- SHOULD I EVEN ASK WHY
CLARENCE'S HEAD IS ON A PLATTER
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00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,488
AND MY HUSBAND IS PAINTED GREEN?
291
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,800
- HUSBAND? HUH?
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00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,962
- KICK OUT THE JAMS,
BEAVER SQUEEZERS,
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00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:36,941
AND SAY HELLO TO THE NEW
MISS P.C. BEACH.
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- HA HA HA!
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- DAMN!
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- DAMN!
- DAMN!
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- DAMN!
- DAMN!
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- DAMN!
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00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,479
- HUH! WHO GOT THE BUTT?
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