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Hello, mon cher.
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Coach! Over here.
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Oh.
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Thank God.
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[SAM] Z-man, Dani.
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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- He looks like a beautiful angel-man.
- [SAM LAUGHS]
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Good morning, sunshine.
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You okay?
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Oh, I didn't want to miss
the bus, so I just slept in here.
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Sorry, I'm gonna vomit. Sorry.
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[MUFFLED] Oh... Oh, my God.
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[WHISPERS] Wait. What am I
doing? This is my fucking room.
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Oi! Out.
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[SASSY] Hey, you.
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Hey. Good morning.
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I... I got you a coffee.
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- Oh. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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You been up long?
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Um... hour or two.
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You know? I guess three hours total.
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Last night was fun.
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Oh, yeah. Five stars. Certified fresh.
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- Mm. Have you got to go?
- Uh, yeah.
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But, you know, you don't
need to rush out or anything.
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I got you a late checkout.
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Oh. That's very thoughtful of you.
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Go on then. You go.
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I'm gonna go back to sleep,
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and then I'm gonna order a
huge breakfast on your tab.
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- That's a pro move right there. Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, I'll be your Underhills
anytime. [CHUCKLES]
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Okay. Well, um... I'll
see you around, I guess.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Mouad49
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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[COACH BEARD] Coach.
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Hey, Coach.
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- Coach.
- Yeah?
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- Something on your mind, Coach?
- No, why?
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We just had a five-hour bus ride
where you didn't talk a lick,
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and that's a record by about five hours.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Okay, look. I'm gonna tell you something
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but then I don't wanna talk
about it ever again, okay?
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- Okay.
- I'm serious.
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I don't want to make jokes about it.
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I don't want you giving
me any knowing glances.
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- You know what I mean? Okay.
- Okay.
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Um...
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Last night, I, uh...
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I slept with Rebecca's friend Sassy.
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- Want to talk about it?
- I'd love to. Yeah. Immediately.
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There you are.
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I thought this room was haunted.
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No. We sorted that.
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Is now a good time?
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Yeah. You can come in. She can't
hear anything with those in.
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You sure?
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Gail, you think the royal
family are lizards, right?
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- [ROY GROANS]
- Twenty-three. So young.
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What's she listening to?
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Always murder podcasts.
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Last night was crazy.
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Right, yeah. It was pretty sloppy.
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[EXHALES] I could really
use a bucket of coffee
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to nurse this hangover.
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Do you wanna go get one
with me when you're done?
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Not today. I can't. I'm busy.
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He's lying.
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Right. I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave,
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'cause she's about to go
to town on my hamstrings
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and I make a lot of noises,
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and I don't like people
hearing my noises.
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Cool. All right. I'll
see you around, yeah?
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Okay.
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[GRUNTS, WHINES]
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'Cause, look, it's just not something
I've ever done before, okay?
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And look, I got no judgment on people
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that have one-night stands, okay?
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I mean, if you are, you know,
nuts for butts, have at it.
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That's what I say.
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Coach, did you have fun?
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Oh, come on, Coach. I don't like
all that kiss-and-tell stuff.
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Coach, did you have fun?
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And did she have fun?
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Mm. Yeah, that movement's,
uh, making me feel queasy.
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- [GROANS]
- Okay. So, then what's the problem?
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I mean, maybe I just haven't
really come to peace with the fact
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that I went from having
a mental breakdown
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at a karaoke joint in Liverpool
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to, uh, you know, sleeping
with a woman I just met.
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And then somewhere in between
there, getting a divorce.
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- Well, it makes sense to me.
- I must say that this is lovely.
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Ever since I was little,
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I always used to dream about
sitting down with a bunch of mates
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talking about the complex dynamics
between men and women.
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Okay, here's another question for
y'all. Uh, should I tell Rebecca?
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- [ALL] No.
- Oh, come on now. Why not?
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I mean, it'd break my heart
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if I found out she was
hiding something from me.
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- [GAGS]
- [GAGS]
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What's happening? You having a meeting?
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Yep. I'm having lady problems.
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- I'd love to get your perspective on it.
- No.
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Ted, can I be honest with you?
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Come on, let it rip.
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You seem intent on going 12
rounds with yourself. Why?
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What did you do wrong?
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He's right.
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Time to get you some of these.
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What, scissors?
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Yeah. To cut yourself some slack.
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Wow.
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Y'all stuck the landing
on that. That was nice.
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Tell you what, I gotta get you
all some satin jackets made,
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with "Ted Lasso's
Personal Dilemma Squad"
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embroidered on the back there.
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That's a clunky name. There's
gotta be something better here.
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Let me think. Oh, I know. How
about, uh, the "EQ Warriors"?
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The "Knights of Support"?
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Mm. Nah. Sounds like
a brand of jockstrap.
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Um, the "Proud Boys"?
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[VOMITS, GROANS]
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What about the "Diamond Dogs"?
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Attaboy, Nate. Diamond Dogs it is.
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Whoo!
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[HOWLS]
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[KEELEY] Oh, come on, Roy.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I thought you were supposed
to be in Manchester.
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We played West Ham, so I'm in town.
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Yeah. Come in. How you doing?
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Uh, yeah, I'm good.
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I had ten touches, I had
two completed dribbles,
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and in the 89th minute they
let me take a free kick.
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I scored. Got half a chub.
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Ah. So you thought you'd bring your
half-chub over here then, right?
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No. No, I just, uh, wanted to talk.
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You know, everything happened
so fast when Lasso dumped me.
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Oi. Come on. Lasso didn't dump
you. Man City wanted you back.
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No, no. Lasso could have
stopped it, but he didn't. Yeah.
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- Ah. Mm...
- [STAMMERS] Just let me finish, yeah?
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I dated a lot of girls, right?
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But you, you saw an even greater Jamie
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inside an already great Jamie.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You made me cultured.
Took me to plays and shit.
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You hated all of that.
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Yeah, 'cause it's confusing.
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They do all these emotional things,
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make you feel all these emotional ways.
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And then they get mad when
you start trying to shout out
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and talk to them during a performance.
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- [LAUGHS]
- It's weird.
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You also taught me to try to
not get in me own way so much.
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So... thank you for that.
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You're welcome, Jamie.
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You know, this is the first time
you've been over to this house
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and you haven't sent me
some, like, weird sex emoji.
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Like the eggplant
or the squirting water.
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Or the little squirrel.
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The little squirrel. I
never understood that one.
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Well, he's, uh, he's holding
a little nut, isn't he?
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- Yeah.
- [CHUCKLING] Yeah.
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He is. Yeah.
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Right.
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Do you wanna have a drink with me?
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Eh... nah.
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Unless by "drink" you mean...
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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So that's how you get sex?
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By not trying for sex?
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Sometimes that is exactly how it works.
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Ah. I never knew that.
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[KEELEY LAUGHS]
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- Morning, boss.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Now, you don't just get biscuits today.
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I also got you a little
box of chocolate truffles.
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- Oh, you fucker. Don't do this to me.
- [TED CHUCKLES]
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What you should do is
take one of them truffles
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and smoosh it in between
the biscuits like
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it's a little breakfast sandwich...
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Yeah, there you go. You got it.
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- [MOANS]
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Yeah. And hey,
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I wanna thank you again for
being there for me up in Liverpool.
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- Oh. It was nothing, Ted.
- No, no. It was something.
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You got a coupon for life, young
lady. Yeah. I got your back.
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Think of me as your own personal
metaphorical Saint Bernard.
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You don't need to be dealing
with a metaphorical avalanche
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to avail yourself to the metaphorical
bourbon hanging around my neck.
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Metaphorically speaking. Okay?
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All right now.
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- Oh! Actually, Ted.
- Mm.
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If you do want to be there for me,
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I have a meeting later with
two minority owners of the club.
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The Milk sisters.
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The most horrible human cocktail
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of being terribly dull and
yet, they never shut up.
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Please join me.
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Done and doner.
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[EXHALES] Perfect. I can
just introduce you all,
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leave you wittering on, and
slip out and do anything else.
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How much of the club they own?
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2.9%.
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I'm gonna round that down to two.
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Then I can call those
gals the "2% Milks".
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Oh, God. They're gonna adore you.
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It's gonna be fun. All right.
I'll leave you be. See ya now.
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In my experience, I've always
found that endorsements work best
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if you really believe in the product.
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So, I can find good
opportunities for you guys
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if you let me know what you're into.
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I love Air Jordans.
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I'd fuck a pair of Jordans.
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All right. So, athletic wear then, yeah?
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I'm into issue-oriented products.
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You know, pro-environment
or anti-pollution.
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That kind of thing.
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Oh, and also Air Jordans.
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- But I don't want to sleep with them.
- [KEELEY] Mm-hmm.
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Isaac, what about you?
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Uh, Rolos.
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So, sweets and chocolate then?
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No. Just Rolos, yeah?
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And none of that Sour
Patch bullshit either, yeah?
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Okay.
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Well, that's a great start
from you guys. Thank you.
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[ISAAC] Hey, Captain.
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What's all this?
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Oh, Rebecca's letting me
use this room as my office
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until she sets me up
with somewhere proper.
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That's why I have this.
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So if they need to use the room,
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I can just shove everything into it.
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Efficient. Do you want
to see a movie later?
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- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- What?
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I asked you if you wanted to
go get coffee with me yesterday
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- and you said you were busy.
- I was busy.
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- You never texted me back last night.
- Yeah. I was busy.
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What about the kiss? You took
off like it was a shit kiss,
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and it was not a shit
kiss. I was on fire.
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- I agree.
- So what is your fucking problem, Roy?
247
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,381
Listen, I'm a professional footballer.
248
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,591
I have had a million one-night stands.
249
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,676
- So have I.
- Great.
250
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,594
- I don't know why we're bragging about it.
- Neither do I.
251
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,681
And they always feel empty.
Well, not the first part.
252
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,724
- No, at first they're wicked.
- They're fucking great.
253
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,102
- But when it's all done, I feel like...
- Like shit.
254
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:30,230
Exactly. And I always end up
with my watch being stolen
255
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,691
or a story in the press about
how my penis has a curve in it.
256
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:33,768
Does it actually?
257
00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,986
No, I just make it feel
like it does with my hips.
258
00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,778
Anyway, the point is, I'm
trying to do this differently.
259
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,534
I should have told
you that. I apologize.
260
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:49,291
And I am trying to be more honest.
261
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,293
Thank you.
262
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,094
Okay, then.
263
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,965
[SIGHS] I think you should
know that I slept with Jamie.
264
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,133
Yes, I am aware of that.
265
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,505
I mean last night.
266
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,971
I didn't think you were into me.
267
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,473
I didn't know what you wanted,
and I knew exactly what he wanted.
268
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,822
So you fucked him to get back at me
269
00:12:06,824 --> 00:12:08,226
for something I didn't even know I did.
270
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,563
[SCOFFS] No. I... No.
271
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,731
No.
272
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,316
Yes.
273
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,318
Yup. That's exactly what I did.
274
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,570
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
275
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,992
I fucked up, Roy. I'm really sorry.
276
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,159
But I need you to be okay with this.
277
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,411
[GRUNTS]
278
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,997
Um, well, why don't you just come
and tell me how you feel about it
279
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,679
once you've figured out
how to speak again?
280
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,133
[GRUNTS]
281
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:35,755
[DOOR SLAMS]
282
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,349
Hi, Roy.
283
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,140
[GRUNTS]
284
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,188
Something on your mind?
285
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,606
[GRUNTS]
286
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,359
Is that grunt all I get to go on?
287
00:12:57,361 --> 00:13:00,028
That's okay. I'll give it
a shot here. Uh, let's see.
288
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,950
You are thinking about
buying your first house.
289
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,283
No, not that. Okay.
290
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,578
You just realized your dad
might be a little racist.
291
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,206
Stop. He's in his 60s and
he's from South London.
292
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,624
Of course my dad's a little racist.
293
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,460
Look, me and Keeley might
be starting up a thing,
294
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,964
but every time I think about her,
295
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,800
all I think about is
Jamie fucking Tartt.
296
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,718
Ooh-whee!
297
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,794
Sounds to me like
someone's trapped inside
298
00:13:25,796 --> 00:13:27,681
life's most complicated shape.
299
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,765
A love triangle.
300
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,018
Second place of course is the "I
just walked in on my mother-in-law
301
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,187
changing into her
swimsuit" dodecahedron.
302
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,982
Does my face look like it's in
the mood for shape-based jokes?
303
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,984
No, Roy, it does not.
304
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,027
But, in my defense, it rarely does.
305
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,069
Oh. I know exactly
what to do here, though.
306
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,657
- What are you doing?
- Oh.
307
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,742
Don't you fret, my fine furry fella.
308
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,848
In a matter of minutes,
309
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,788
your relationship dilemma
will be in the past.
310
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,666
For I am rounding up the Diamond Dogs.
311
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,376
Who the fuck are the Diamond Dogs?
312
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,753
It's just a group of
people who care, Roy.
313
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,568
Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert
314
00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:01,965
whose hands are not in the air.
315
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,676
Okay, so this is about
you and Keeley, right?
316
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,888
- Saw this coming.
- Nothing like the early days of courtship.
317
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,681
Okay, this is my fucking nightmare.
318
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,601
I think the idea of you and Keeley
is like cookies and cream.
319
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,110
And I think we all agree,
320
00:14:14,112 --> 00:14:15,979
two great tastes that
go great together, right?
321
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,272
- [HIGGINS] Yeah.
- Perfect analogy.
322
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,108
Yes, I am into her. But we all
know who her ex-boyfriend is.
323
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,235
The prince prick of all pricks.
324
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,446
And I've got him stuck right in here.
325
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,906
I don't understand the problem.
326
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,657
I mean, Keeley's just so kind.
327
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,411
You know, to be liked by someone
like her must be... 's wonderful.
328
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,371
Mm. Shout out to the
Gershwin brothers right there.
329
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,789
[COACH BEARD] Fuck yeah, the Gershwins.
330
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,500
But dang it, fellas,
you're still not getting it!
331
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:37,542
Thank you.
332
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:41,505
Sure, Roy here has slept with a
bunch of different people in his past.
333
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,403
But Keeley's got her own romantic
334
00:14:43,405 --> 00:14:45,634
and sexual history that predates Roy.
335
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:46,966
And that's not okay!
336
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,304
Oh, he means the opposite.
337
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,765
I love it when Coach does sarcasm.
338
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,308
I can't control my feelings.
339
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,603
Well, then by all means you
should let them control you.
340
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,396
Ah! He's doing it again.
341
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,148
[CHUCKLES] Good eye.
342
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,068
Look, Roy, all this Chandler
Bing-ing aside, do me a favor.
343
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,445
Don't let her past muck around
with y'all's future, okay?
344
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,567
She slept with him last night.
345
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:13,119
- I mean, are you two officially dating?
- No.
346
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,163
- Have you already slept together?
- No.
347
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,785
Coach, you wanna bring this home?
348
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,628
Grow up and get over it.
349
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,549
The Diamond Dogs have struck again.
350
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,221
[HOWLING, BARKING]
351
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,137
You're all pricks.
352
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,929
[HOWLING, BARKING]
353
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,936
All righty. See the
Milk sisters anywhere?
354
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,813
You want me to go skim
the back room? [CHUCKLES]
355
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,326
[SIGHS] Don't make me regret this, Ted.
356
00:15:41,328 --> 00:15:44,067
Oh, don't worry, don't worry. I'm
gonna be an udder gentleman, okay?
357
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,497
Hey, I wonder if they've
ever seen the movie, uh,
358
00:15:46,499 --> 00:15:48,530
Bridget Jones's Dairy.
359
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,532
Sorry, that's not my breast
milk pun. I can do better.
360
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,118
Oh, my God, this was a horrible
idea. Seriously, please go home.
361
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,410
- Oh, come on. It's gonna be fun.
- Stop.
362
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,746
There she is.
363
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,728
Rupert, what are you doing here?
364
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,964
We came to celebrate.
365
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,757
Uh, Rebecca, Rebecca. Rebecca, Rebecca.
366
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,634
It's nice to see you again.
367
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,928
- And this is Ted.
- Howdy.
368
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,847
Yeah. Uh, join us for a drink.
369
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,308
Here you go, Rupert. Anything else?
370
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,436
A couple more glasses for our
friends here. Thank you, Mae.
371
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,250
You are as delicious as ever.
372
00:16:21,252 --> 00:16:23,481
From your West End to your Marble Arch.
373
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,066
Keep your Big Ben in your pants.
374
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,110
[LAUGHING]
375
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,154
[MAE CHUCKLES]
376
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,322
Thank you for your invitation,
377
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,199
but we're actually here to
meet with the Milk sisters.
378
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,658
Oh, they won't be coming now.
379
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,410
Oh, no. Did they expire?
380
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,713
What?
381
00:16:36,715 --> 00:16:38,635
Um, so, yeah, I, um...
382
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:44,669
I know I'm not allowed an
ownership stake in the club,
383
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,067
but, um, they were nice enough
384
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:49,132
to sell their minority
share to Bex here.
385
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,801
I always, uh, thought I'd finish
paying off my student loans
386
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:55,138
- before I purchased a football club.
- [RUPERT LAUGHS]
387
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,100
Obviously, she needed a little,
388
00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:58,975
um, financial aid from yours truly.
389
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,437
But, um, well, when we're married,
what's hers will be mine
390
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,793
and what's mine...
391
00:17:03,795 --> 00:17:07,651
well, that'll stay mine 'cause I've
learned from you. [CHUCKLES]
392
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,783
You're engaged?
393
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,155
[BOTH SQUEAL]
394
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,114
[KISSES]
395
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,908
Hey. Congratulations.
396
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,284
So you better join us for a drink.
397
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,913
Everyone! Drinks with us. It's on me.
398
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,789
[CHEERING]
399
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:25,501
Three lagers, please, Mae.
They're free. We want the boots.
400
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,546
To Richmond!
401
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:30,423
[CHANTING] Richmond!
Richmond! Richmond! Richmond!
402
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,385
Richmond! Richmond! Richmond!
403
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,575
Right. The... The product
you'd most like
404
00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:37,264
to get into business with is joy?
405
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,558
Sí. Mucho, mucho joy.
406
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,185
I don't know if I can get you
paid for that though, Dani.
407
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,688
I like to give away joy for free.
408
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,030
- Oh. All right, thanks, Dani.
- You're welcome.
409
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:51,444
Hey. Football is life, Capitán.
410
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,529
Yup.
411
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,241
[DANI SINGING IN SPANISH]
412
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,290
[CHUCKLES]
413
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,411
I'm done being mad about Jamie.
414
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,833
I'm a grown man. I'm not a baby child.
415
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,749
I'm over it.
416
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,381
Right. Would you mind saying
that to the rest of the room?
417
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,010
I mean, the press deserves to know.
418
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:18,972
Mr. Kent!
419
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,734
- Yeah.
- Hi. Keeley Jones, The Independent Woman.
420
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:25,046
Would you please repeat
what you just said?
421
00:18:25,048 --> 00:18:26,840
I'm over it.
422
00:18:26,842 --> 00:18:29,142
Can I take you out tonight? Please?
423
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,913
Uh... yeah. You.
424
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,409
Keeley Jones, The Independent
Woman Online Edition.
425
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,961
So, why should I trust
this sudden change of heart?
426
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,292
'Cause I like you more than I hate him.
427
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,878
I mean, barely. It's very close.
428
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,507
Yeah. Woman with the hair.
429
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,550
Keeley Jones, The
Independent Woman Magazine.
430
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,345
Where would you take
me if I did say yes?
431
00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:01,598
- I don't know. Coffee?
- [SCOFFS] Can't do any better?
432
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,730
- Dinner.
- Yeah, that sounds great.
433
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:11,034
Yeah, woman with the fucking eyes.
434
00:19:11,036 --> 00:19:14,110
Keeley Jones, The Independent
Woman insert on Sunday.
435
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,029
Could you please elaborate
on the hip movement
436
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,490
that makes your penis feel
like it has a curve in it?
437
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,872
Right, no more questions.
We'll see you on the pitch.
438
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,287
[CHUCKLES]
439
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,914
To Rupert!
440
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,666
[CHEERING]
441
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,710
Friends, Richmonds, countrymen.
442
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,922
Our club's nightmare
is over now. I'm back.
443
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,967
Thank God. 'Cause Ted Lasso sucks.
444
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:39,010
- No offense, Ted.
- Oh, all good, Baz.
445
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,054
You, Jeremy, and Paul have
been refreshingly candid
446
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,389
about y'all's feelings.
447
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,432
Pretty cool Premier League
gaffer knows our names.
448
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,184
- I know, right?
- Shut up, you twats.
449
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,520
I'm trying again. No help.
450
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,438
Right. So, if she hits the board,
451
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,580
I want it to sound like
we just won the FA Cup.
452
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,700
[CHEERING]
453
00:19:58,907 --> 00:19:59,907
You wanna leave?
454
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,285
I don't wanna give him the satisfaction.
455
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:06,913
[RUPERT] So, Rebecca, it's
time to be friends again.
456
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:11,251
Especially since Bex and I
are gonna be sitting with you
457
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,712
every week in that owner's box.
458
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,963
I'm not going every week.
459
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,506
[RUPERT] Well, I am.
460
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:21,428
And, um, every week, when
they shove a camera in my face
461
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:25,310
and ask me how I think
you're doing, I will tell them.
462
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,903
It'll be relentless.
463
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,105
Mm.
464
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:36,067
So, Rupert, y'all take your darts
over here pretty seriously, huh?
465
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,987
This and, uh, what's the
billiard game y'all do
466
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,489
that sounds like a brand of cookies?
467
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,366
- Snooker?
- That's it. That's the one, yup.
468
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,870
Boy, I'd love to curl up on a
couch under a weighted blanket,
469
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,789
watch You've Got Mail and
devour a box of Snookers.
470
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,833
[TED CHUCKLES]
471
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:52,835
See what we got here.
472
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,629
Hey! There it is.
473
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:58,924
- Do you like darts, Ted?
- Oh, they're okay.
474
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,886
I'm more of a, you know,
cornhole man myself. Yeah.
475
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:04,262
- Oh.
- Huh.
476
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,347
How about a game?
477
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:09,643
We could, you know, maybe
wager, say, £10,000?
478
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,311
[PATRONS] Oh!
479
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,541
Well, as my doctor told me
480
00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:14,731
when I got addicted
to fettuccine Alfredo,
481
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,234
that's a little rich for
my blood. [CHUCKLES]
482
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,277
Uh, how about this? If you win,
483
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,674
I'll let you pick the starting lineup
484
00:21:20,676 --> 00:21:22,364
of the last two games of the season.
485
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,492
But if I win, you can't go
anywhere near the owner's box,
486
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:27,118
at least not while
Rebecca's still in charge.
487
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,287
- Ted.
- Mm?
488
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,497
What the hell are you doing?
489
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,249
I believe some folks
call it white knighting,
490
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,682
but I'm just following my gut here.
491
00:21:33,684 --> 00:21:35,585
- It's okay.
- No. Ted.
492
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,546
- What do you think?
- You're on.
493
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,881
- Okay.
- Uh, double in, double out.
494
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,800
Whatever you say, Rupe-a-dupes. Yeah.
495
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,636
Just let me know if I'm
winning or losing, all right?
496
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,638
- [CHUCKLES]
- Oh, I forgot I had these on me.
497
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,223
[PATRONS GASPING]
498
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,385
Mm. Yeah. Oh, wait a second.
499
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:52,935
I forgot I'm left-handed.
500
00:21:54,073 --> 00:21:55,438
- [GASPS, CHUCKLES]
- [PATRONS] Oh!
501
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,980
Oh, this is gonna be a hoot.
502
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:02,028
- So where are we going for dinner?
- It's a surprise.
503
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,030
Cool.
504
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,617
I need to ask you something.
505
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,352
So, the other day when you said
506
00:22:09,354 --> 00:22:11,371
you were too busy to text me back...
507
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,914
Yeah, 'cause I was busy.
508
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,958
But you never told me what
you were too busy with.
509
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,420
Yeah, 'cause it was private.
510
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,514
Are you dating other people?
511
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,360
It's okay if you are.
512
00:22:21,362 --> 00:22:23,441
It's just that I wanna know
so that I don't look stupid.
513
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,135
It was yoga, okay?
514
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:27,345
I do yoga with a group
of women in their 60s.
515
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,722
They have no idea who I am,
516
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,807
it's twice a week and it's
really good for my core.
517
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:31,991
Normally only takes an hour,
518
00:22:31,993 --> 00:22:33,393
but Maureen's been
going through a divorce
519
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,395
and she needed to talk about
it and blow off some steam.
520
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,355
We all ended up at G-A-Y till 2:00 a.m.
521
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,817
and then we had crepes in
Balham with some drag queens.
522
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,196
Like I said, it's private.
523
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,614
I'm gonna kiss you now.
524
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,734
Unless it's gonna make
you run away again.
525
00:22:47,736 --> 00:22:49,388
I know that you wanna take this slow
526
00:22:49,390 --> 00:22:52,579
and I really do respect that, but it...
527
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:55,087
Maybe I could just touch
your arse a little bit
528
00:22:55,089 --> 00:22:56,581
or you could touch mine...
529
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,891
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
530
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,678
- Where's your manners?
- [GRUNTS]
531
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,600
You're supposed to ask
before you take something.
532
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,767
For example, may I take this?
533
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,519
- No.
- Well, I'm fucking taking it.
534
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,571
Here. It's pictures of our first date.
535
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:21,318
Come on. I'm cooking for you.
536
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,237
[CHEERING]
537
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,489
[MAE] One hundred and eighty!
538
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:28,949
Well in, Rupert. Get in!
539
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,451
Shut your stupid little twat
mouth or I will shut it for you.
540
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,413
Shall I be giving you
the lineup card now, Ted?
541
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:39,459
I shall be putting Obisanya back
on defense where he belongs.
542
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,404
That's exactly what I said, didn't I?
543
00:23:41,406 --> 00:23:43,490
Now, now, it's not all Ted's fault.
544
00:23:43,492 --> 00:23:47,551
My ex-wife's the one who brought
the hillbilly to our shores.
545
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,261
I know she's always been a bit randy,
546
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,556
but I never thought she would
fuck over an entire team.
547
00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,308
- [PATRONS GASPING]
- Hey!
548
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,769
Better manners when I'm holding a dart.
549
00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:58,861
Please.
550
00:23:59,991 --> 00:24:00,991
Hmm.
551
00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:05,360
Mae. What do I need to win?
552
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,452
Two triple 20s and a bull's-eye.
553
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,074
[CHUCKLES] Good luck.
554
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,076
Mm.
555
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:17,697
You know, Rupert, guys have
underestimated me my entire life.
556
00:24:17,699 --> 00:24:19,311
And for years, I never understood why.
557
00:24:19,313 --> 00:24:20,834
It used to really bother me.
558
00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,587
But then one day, I was
driving my little boy to school
559
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:25,818
and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman
560
00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:27,174
and it was painted on the wall there.
561
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:30,216
It said, "Be curious, not judgmental".
562
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,310
I like that.
563
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:35,100
[PATRONS CHEER]
564
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:38,685
So I get back in my car
and I'm driving to work,
565
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,812
and all of a sudden it hits me.
566
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:43,085
All them fellas that
used to belittle me,
567
00:24:43,087 --> 00:24:46,334
not a single one of them were curious.
568
00:24:46,336 --> 00:24:48,695
You know, they thought they
had everything all figured out.
569
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:52,197
So they judged everything,
and they judged everyone.
570
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,908
And I realized that their
underestimating me...
571
00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:59,831
[EXHALES] who I was
had nothing to do with it.
572
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,833
[CHUCKLES]
573
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:05,170
'Cause if they were curious,
they would've asked questions.
574
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:06,463
You know?
575
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:09,885
Questions like, "Have you
played a lot of darts, Ted?"
576
00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:13,258
[PATRONS SHOUTING]
577
00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:17,426
To which I would've answered, "Yes, sir.
578
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,727
Every Sunday afternoon at
a sports bar with my father,
579
00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:23,649
from age ten till I was 16,
when he passed away".
580
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,530
Barbecue sauce.
581
00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:34,032
[CHEERING]
582
00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:39,998
- Good game, Rupert.
- Come on, let's go.
583
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:44,751
You are a very lovely consolation prize.
584
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,671
Rebecca, Ted, enjoy your evening.
585
00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:49,589
Mae, as always.
586
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,342
- Holy shit, that felt good.
- [TAPS BAR TOP]
587
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:54,219
- That was fun. Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]
588
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,521
- Only one thing left to do now.
- What's that?
589
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,187
Do I have to?
590
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,311
[SIGHS]
591
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,105
- Drinks are on me!
- [POUNDS BAR TOP]
592
00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:07,147
- [CHEERING]
- [BELL CLANGING]
593
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:10,449
[SHOUTING]
594
00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,119
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
595
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:21,913
Fellas, I could watch you do this
jaunty North Korean military thing
596
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,832
you do all day, but I need a favor.
597
00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,208
We'll die for you, Coach!
598
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,544
That's a little dramatic, Sam,
but I see how you got there
599
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:29,004
with me invoking the military and all.
600
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,255
Now here's what we're gonna do.
601
00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,177
How many of you fellas
ever seen Sesame Street?
602
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,053
[DOOR OPENS]
603
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:40,390
- Good morning, Higgins.
- Ah. Good morning. One sec.
604
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:41,641
Yeah, that's good. Straighten up.
605
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,268
- All right.
- [HIGGINS WHISTLING]
606
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:45,645
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on
one sec. Let me get in my spot.
607
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,517
Okay. Here it comes,
here it comes. Let's go.
608
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,613
Hi, Ted.
609
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:55,655
Can't hear you!
610
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,284
[SHOUTING] Hi!
611
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,119
- [TED] Yeah! Yeah!
- [PLAYERS CHEERING]
612
00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:02,787
We felt it, she felt it!
613
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,373
That's what I'm talking
about. Yeah! Yeah!
614
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:08,165
- [CHUCKLES]
- [TED] Whoo! Got up too fast.
615
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:11,996
Ted embarrassed the hell
out of Rupert yesterday.
616
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,708
Oh. That's good.
617
00:27:14,856 --> 00:27:16,009
Uh, bit of bad news.
618
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,240
Uh, we have ten thousand
619
00:27:18,242 --> 00:27:21,097
unsold seats for the
final match of the season.
620
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,479
Release them to the visitors.
621
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:26,937
But Rebecca, Man City
will snap those up.
622
00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:30,190
Our home stadium will
be a sea of sky blue.
623
00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:32,442
[CHUCKLES] That'll kill Rupert.
624
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:34,256
[STAMMERS] It'll hurt our chances.
625
00:27:34,258 --> 00:27:36,363
We're on the brink of relegation.
626
00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:37,775
Just do it, Higgins.
627
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:42,035
Oh, you know, fuck off!
628
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,286
Excuse me?
629
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,538
I'm sick of it.
630
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:50,001
You won't take away your pain
by constantly punishing Rupert.
631
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,295
Where were these morals when
you were having lunches with me
632
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,037
so Rupert could have sex in our house?
633
00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,677
I thought we were friends.
634
00:27:57,636 --> 00:28:01,555
You had every opportunity to do
the right thing and you never did.
635
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:02,927
Fucking pussy.
636
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:08,019
You're right. I... I deserve to
carry that around. Um, I do.
637
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:13,525
I should've been braver, and
I'm... I'm sorry for that. I am.
638
00:28:13,527 --> 00:28:17,320
But I'm saying this to you now. Stop it.
639
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,622
Or what?
640
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:20,741
I quit.
641
00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:24,202
Oh, I know how this goes.
642
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:27,163
You'll come back, grovel for
your job, and I'll take you back,
643
00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:30,085
but I will make your life
just that little bit worse.
644
00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:34,972
[DOOR CLOSES]
645
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:37,132
[SIGHS]
646
00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:38,434
[KNOCKING]
647
00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:41,429
[EXHALES] Hi.
648
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:45,974
You arranged for the
photographer to take this.
649
00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:48,602
Roy and I found it on a
paparazzi camera card.
650
00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:50,520
He said you hired him.
651
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:53,192
Don't deny it or pretend
that you don't know.
652
00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:57,303
Either you come clean to
Ted or I'll do it for you.
653
00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:02,658
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
654
00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:19,758
[SONG CONTINUES]
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