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Hey!
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Are you okay?
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My God, are you allright?
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Yeah.
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How did you even get here?
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There's no road, there's
barely even a trail.
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I don't know.
I'm from England.
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Oh, it's ...
it's okay.
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Are you alone out here?
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Yeah.
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You want coming to my camper?
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Little warm apple kringel.
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Ah...
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What is it?
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How did I know? How did I
know that you'll be so incredible?
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Ah! It is no idea!
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Hey... Hey Keenan!
Come here, man.
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Keenan, come here.
Quick.
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What?
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Come here!
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What?
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Look at my chest.
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Yeah...
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Oh, I had hair, man.
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Okay, not a lot of hair.
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But, I mean, you've seen me some, right?
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What?
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I see that look.
What?
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What is it with you, man!? You're smarter
than me, you're better-lookin' than me.
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I'm not...
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I know.
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I'm just saying, you can
get ev'ry girl you want.
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Easy for you to say, you've got Janine.
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So what do you think?
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You're joking, right?
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It's remarkable, a very retro.
I thought you were gettin' a pick-up?
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Yeah, I changed my mind.
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Okay, okay ...
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My dad loves this all things.
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'Cause you wanted to buy one
fixed it up.
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I think it's great.
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Yeah, it's awesome, it's diesel.
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Fuck you, you think it's stupid.
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What?
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What?
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Oh, my God.
Did you get laid?
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Finally!
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I didn't say a word,
I swear to God.
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I knew it.
Who is she?
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Camping.
Total stranger.
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Congratulations.
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I wanted hear all about it,
but I gotta get to Physics.
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The truck is great.
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See ya', hottie.
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Could you find anything else to call me
other than every guy in the world would say?
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Sweetheart...
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Baby...
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Thing very melange.
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You call me honey.
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Okay, see ya' tonight.
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So, this is gonna be, like, your car?
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Yeah.
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First off...
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that woman...
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we didn't go all the way, you know?
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Yeah, okay. So?
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So, technically...
think I'm still virgin?
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Were you inside her?
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Yeah.
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It counts.
Next?
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What?
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Well...
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I sort of been having
this dream...
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You know, forget it.
I'm not telling you.
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What!?
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Come on, man, you know enough
of my secrets to get me shot.
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Sharon's mom on
Thanksgiving?...
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What the fuck dream
is there you can't tell me?
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Oh...
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It's about part of
me gettin' smaller.
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The important part.
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The thing is...
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I think the dream is real.
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Oh, give me a fuckin' break, man.
You're not thirteen!
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Screw you, maybe I
caught something.
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It's pratically the first time in about five
years you haven't had an hard on.
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I think it's good you
bought this truck.
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You're too "stoned" to drive.
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No, I'm not.
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Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
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I can do the gasket
for twenty bucks..
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But new T-sprocks,
for this thing...
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I'm looking at two, maybe three hundred?
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Uh, shit...
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You think that I hold off on that?
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No skin off my ass...
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But a few days...
weeks...
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blow your whole
transmission.
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Ah, Jeez....
I don't know, I...
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Probably shouldn't got this thing, uh?
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No, it's cool.
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475 horsepower...
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25 inch wheels...
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Chrome grill.
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You did good.
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Let me check in the back.
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See if we got a used set.
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Oh, ***
Thanks, man.
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Shit!
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Yeah...
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Yeah, 6 bucks.
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Gasket.
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It's not my wrench.
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It's my truck.
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What's wrong with it?
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Oh, you have to know just needs a new gasket...
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...and a couple T-sprocks....
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...the flanges are sheared off.
You know, it's no a big deal.
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You gotta becareful
with my brother, Max.
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He's sellin' you "T-sprocks?"
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Yeah.
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There's no such thing.
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Last week he sold a whole
set to Mrs. Gustafson:
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six hundred bucks.
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Oh ...
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My name's Michelle, by the way.
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Yeah.
From New York, right?
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Poli-Sci transfer.
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I sort of asked around campus.
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You did?
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Yeah, you've prob'ly already
got a stalker, huh?
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No.
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Hey, you ever heard of a Cafe Lunizia?
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The Italian?
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They got New York
style pizza...
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Make you feel at home.
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You askin' me out?
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Yeah.
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Definitely.
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Hey, Spanky, let's go! Look
forward to kickin' your puck ass.
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It's...
it's my ride.
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Your name's "Spanky?"
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No, Puck Ass...
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No, people just call
me Luke.
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We're beatin' his frat
boy team in ass hockey.
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You know, pisses 'em off.
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Look, I'll talk to Max...
to just replace the gasket, okay?
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Thanks.
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Wait...
So, uh,...
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what do you think?
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I'll just sit there
I won't to talk.
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Yeah, look, uhm...
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I just split up with this
total amoeba, so...
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Oh, but I'm a paramecium....
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You know,
that's way more evolved.
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Maybe I'll give you a call
when your truck's ready.
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Great.
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You mean to go out, right?
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Yeah.
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Wow!
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That was her!
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Yeah. I know.
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Jesus, man, you're
sweatin' like crazy.
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I'm such a moron.
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No, you're not.
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No, yeah, I am.
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I have incontrovertible proof.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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You know, I wish just about my leg on a table,
too, I'm so glad that you did the first.
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It's a hawk.
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See, you're smirking!
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No, it's just...
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And it's green.
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Ok? That's the one color
tattoo they can't remove!
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Oh, really?
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Bummer...
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It's okay. I'm considering
a prosthetic foot.
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I caught him with my best friend.
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Former.
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Such a cliché.
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I'm sorry.
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Winthrop Hawkins.
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"Hawk".
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Like...
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...from
this Park Avenue family.
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He'd know what kind of mushrooms
those are, what the best wine is.
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The best wine is beer.
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What's the matter?
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Oh...Nothing.
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Maybe just...little hot
out here.
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I don't know.
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You want moron?
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I got a story.
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When my dad died...
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I'm sorry.
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No, it's okay.
I was nine, so...
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I barely knew what was goin' on.
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But I do remember that...
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...the grave still
really really sad, you know.
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So I painted all kind of fish
and smiley faces all over it.
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That's sweet.
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Yeah. I'm sure my dad
would've loved that.
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You're great, you know?
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Would you excuse me, just one second? Please.
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Thank you.
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What's going on, man? You're
pick for "Golden globe" this weekend?
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Everyone should just mind
their own fucking business!
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Didn't go so great, huh?
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Oh, I don't know, Keenan.
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It was goin' great, man.
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She's amazing. She's...
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She's so smart.
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Funny.
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When she's travelling
on her spoon...like "ah".
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Cool.
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But...
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Then I started gettin' that...
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I gotta weird feeling again.
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I think I know what's going on, okay?
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"Acute adolescent anxiety".
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It's from the stress of college,
girls, grades. It's really common.
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I'm not adolescent, okay?
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Where'd you
get this crap?
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The net.
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Oh, the net?
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Yes, the net.
Just hear me out, okay?
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I gotta all the symptoms like right off the bad:
panic attacks, localized alopecia, which is...
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...that means...hair loss.
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I wrote this doctor.
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He wrote me back saying: "Is there any chance
that your friend Luke just lost his virginity?"
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You gave him my name?
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Look, he's from back East.
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He's sending an information package
for you, man, I think you should read it.
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I mean, Jesus, well, you got me thinking
like you're going bipolar on me or something.
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Come on, Luke!
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What am I suppose to think?
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I came to apologize.
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I had this pasta the other night...
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"pasta quattro funghi", full mushrooms.
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Anyway, it took me a
long time to realize...
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...but I think somebody
put shrooms in it, all right?
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Or somehow they got in there.
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I was so hallucinating
and everything..
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You know what amazes even me?
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A guy's capacity to
be a world-class asshole.
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Fortunately, I'm familiar
with the cause.
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Will you just please
tell her I came by?
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No, forget it. I'll catch up
with her on my own.
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No. You won't.
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Look...
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I'm gonna see your sister if she'll see me.
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I don't care the fuck
what you say about it.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, really.
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You go anywhere near her, I'll feed your
nuts to the neighbor's dog!
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Oh, yeah?
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What kind a' dog is it?
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Huh?
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I mean, is it a pitbull, or what?
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I'm crazy about her.
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Shrooms, huh?
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I'll tell her you came by.
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Had a sudden intense midnight
craving for a cherry popsicle.
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Oh, okay.
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You can find it in that freezer.
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What a relief.
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I'm Sydney. You?
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Luke.
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00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:04.400
Hey, Luke.
270
00:22:04.800 --> 00:22:06.200
Workin' late, huh?
271
00:22:06.800 --> 00:22:08.000
Yeah.
272
00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:09.600
Four AM.
273
00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:11.100
It sucks.
274
00:22:10.900 --> 00:22:12.900
Get out of here, when going to say that.
275
00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:13.700
Say what?
276
00:22:13.500 --> 00:22:17.600
Why you gotta say: "It sucks",
like it was a bad thing?
277
00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:20.000
It's just a path peeve,
I mean...
278
00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:23.900
every guy's just dying to get a
blow job, right? So...
279
00:22:23.600 --> 00:22:28.300
you think they'd treat those words with
profound respect, like holy scripture.
280
00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:29.800
For example...
281
00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:34.200
"Unbelievable sunset, honey:
doesn't it just suck?", or
282
00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:39.400
"You won an Olympic Gold
Medal, that blows!".
283
00:22:42.800 --> 00:22:44.600
You got sure right, yeah.
284
00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:47.600
Wow...
285
00:22:47.800 --> 00:22:50.000
It must be great at your age, mhm?
286
00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:56.400
That river of testosterone just coursing through
your veins, the damn about to burst!
287
00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:58.000
Hey.
288
00:22:58.200 --> 00:22:59.800
What do you say...
289
00:23:00.000 --> 00:23:04.800
...lock up the store and
try for our own Olympic Gold?
290
00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:07.800
Uh...
291
00:23:08.800 --> 00:23:10.600
No, thanks.
292
00:23:12.600 --> 00:23:14.000
Jeez, lady.
293
00:23:16.600 --> 00:23:18.400
Uh, I hate my hair.
294
00:23:18.800 --> 00:23:21.400
I want to change the color,
what do you think?
295
00:23:22.800 --> 00:23:24.400
Looks fine to me.
296
00:23:25.000 --> 00:23:27.800
Your hair is such an incredible color.
297
00:23:29.000 --> 00:23:30.600
It's blond.
298
00:23:31.000 --> 00:23:32.600
I love it.
299
00:23:32.800 --> 00:23:34.100
Hey, you think that I can just...
300
00:23:34.300 --> 00:23:36.200
snip off a little piece?
301
00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:39.800
Match the color?
It really..."sucks".
302
00:23:40.800 --> 00:23:42.400
Oh, okay, now you're
just messing with me.
303
00:23:42.500 --> 00:23:43.800
No, I'm not.
304
00:23:44.000 --> 00:23:45.400
I really like it.
305
00:23:46.500 --> 00:23:48.300
You should get rid
a' that thing, anyway.
306
00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:49.300
I have clippers in my bag.
307
00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:50.300
What thing?
308
00:23:50.100 --> 00:23:52.600
Cowlick. Right here. See?
309
00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:53.700
Aw..
310
00:23:53.800 --> 00:23:54.700
What?
311
00:23:54.800 --> 00:23:55.700
What are you doing?
312
00:23:55.800 --> 00:23:59.400
What...you don't like
being touched?
313
00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:02.400
No.
314
00:24:06.600 --> 00:24:07.600
What's the matter?
315
00:24:07.700 --> 00:24:10.400
Look, I'm sorry, but
you're just bizarre.
316
00:24:10.800 --> 00:24:12.300
Maybe...
317
00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:17.600
one thing I learned long ago,
318
00:24:18.800 --> 00:24:20.800
you can't change your true nature,
319
00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:23.000
even if it can change you.
320
00:24:56.800 --> 00:24:58.200
Oh, great.
321
00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:00.800
Gracias.
322
00:25:01.800 --> 00:25:03.500
Man, a lady's eyeing you.
323
00:25:03.600 --> 00:25:06.600
Oh, holy shit. It's that
lady from the store!
324
00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:08.400
I think she's comin' over.
325
00:25:10.200 --> 00:25:11.700
Hey, guys...
326
00:25:11.900 --> 00:25:13.700
I'll buy you a drink?
327
00:25:14.200 --> 00:25:17.300
Actually, we're here with
dates already. Thanks.
328
00:25:17.400 --> 00:25:18.300
You are?
329
00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:19.400
Who?
330
00:25:19.300 --> 00:25:21.000
They're around.
331
00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:25.000
Luke, if you like this girl,
we got to talk.
332
00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:27.600
What?
333
00:25:27.800 --> 00:25:30.400
Anything happens since we spoke last.
334
00:25:31.200 --> 00:25:33.200
Hot flashes? Pressure
in your chest?
335
00:25:33.600 --> 00:25:34.800
Who are you?
336
00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:38.200
Dr. Sydney Catchadourian.
337
00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:39.800
Keenan, right?
338
00:25:40.000 --> 00:25:41.200
Yeah.
339
00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:42.500
You know him?
340
00:25:42.600 --> 00:25:44.400
We exchanged E-mail.
341
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:46.300
Oh, you're the doctor?
342
00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:47.500
From Savannah?
343
00:25:47.600 --> 00:25:48.800
I came right away.
344
00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:50.600
Why?
345
00:25:50.800 --> 00:25:52.200
Your friend here...
346
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:54.800
...has an extra chromosome.
347
00:25:59.800 --> 00:26:04.000
You're like some whack job, lady.
Stay away from here. Jeez!
348
00:26:05.400 --> 00:26:07.200
I tested your hair.
349
00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:13.000
Someone put mushrooms
in my mushroom sauce.
350
00:26:16.800 --> 00:26:18.200
My advice...
351
00:26:18.600 --> 00:26:20.600
...you got to keep him away from that girl.
352
00:26:20.800 --> 00:26:22.400
He's a rock.
353
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:24.400
Can?
354
00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.300
So, yeah.
355
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:28.200
You can trust him.
356
00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.600
I hoped it was the same for Keenan.
I'm not used to rocks,
357
00:26:32.800 --> 00:26:34.100
I'm used to pebbles.
358
00:26:33.900 --> 00:26:36.400
Oh, please, grains of sand.
359
00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:39.000
Hello, ****
360
00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:41.000
Thanks.
361
00:26:45.600 --> 00:26:46.700
So everything's allright?
362
00:26:46.800 --> 00:26:51.000
Yeah. Fine.. just a...beer.
363
00:26:53.600 --> 00:26:56.200
You're right, man. The lady is nuts.
364
00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:58.800
Let's play some pool?
365
00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:04.200
You'd be checking at them all night...
366
00:27:04.900 --> 00:27:06.800
You got a thing for him, or what?
367
00:27:06.800 --> 00:27:08.200
Actually...
368
00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:10.700
I'm hoping he's got one for me.
369
00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:13.100
Your friends sorta'
like each other, uh?
370
00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:15.000
Yep...Yeah.
371
00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:18.400
They're like super-glue.
372
00:27:18.600 --> 00:27:21.200
Thirty seconds together,
you can't pull 'em apart.
373
00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:25.000
How'd they meet?
374
00:27:25.600 --> 00:27:27.600
Keenan sold her a bike.
375
00:27:27.900 --> 00:27:30.800
I don't think they've been apart
more than three hours since.
376
00:27:36.600 --> 00:27:37.700
You know...
377
00:27:37.800 --> 00:27:40.800
I never thought in a million
years you'd go out with me,
378
00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:42.400
let alone twice.
379
00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:45.400
Oh, man, you're not supposed to say that.
380
00:27:45.600 --> 00:27:48.400
That's a total pathetic,
loser thing to say.
381
00:27:48.800 --> 00:27:52.000
But that's okay. I'm gonna' take
it as a huge compliment.
382
00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:53.100
Good.
383
00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:54.100
Okay.
384
00:27:54.200 --> 00:27:56.400
Two word answers only...
385
00:27:57.500 --> 00:28:00.000
Why'd you ask me
out in the first place?
386
00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:01.600
Okay, okay...
387
00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:06.400
Beautiful.
388
00:28:07.600 --> 00:28:10.700
Unpretentious. Very important.
389
00:28:11.800 --> 00:28:13.600
Now, why'd
you say 'yes'?
390
00:28:16.800 --> 00:28:19.800
Uhm..gentle,
sensitive...
391
00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.600
Oh, sorry, okay...
Hot...Deep.
392
00:28:23.800 --> 00:28:24.900
Is that better?
393
00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:27.800
Yes. Hot, deep...
It's better.
394
00:28:28.800 --> 00:28:29.800
Okay.
395
00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:33.000
I got two words for you.
396
00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:37.200
What're you most
passionate about?
397
00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:40.500
Friendship.
398
00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:43.200
And trust.
399
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:46.700
Those are good ones.
400
00:28:46.800 --> 00:28:47.400
Yeah?
401
00:28:47.500 --> 00:28:48.700
Yeah.
402
00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:50.500
What about you?
403
00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:56.000
Hockey.
404
00:28:57.200 --> 00:28:59.500
Hockey.
Yeah.
405
00:28:59.600 --> 00:29:01.400
So much for "deep".
406
00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:05.000
You.
407
00:29:16.500 --> 00:29:20.000
That girl is with...
You think he's serious about her?
408
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.000
I'd give my left one to be with that girl.
409
00:29:27.800 --> 00:29:28.700
Girls go first.
410
00:29:28.500 --> 00:29:30.600
Okay, I'm gonna break this one wide open.
411
00:29:30.800 --> 00:29:32.400
Right.
412
00:29:34.600 --> 00:29:36.200
God!
Sorry!
413
00:29:43.400 --> 00:29:44.300
What?
414
00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:46.400
Oh, are you okay?
415
00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:48.600
Yeah, I'm okay.
416
00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:51.600
Man, I'd be on the floor cryin'
like a baby.
417
00:29:51.800 --> 00:29:53.200
Yeah, right.
418
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:01.400
Would you excuse me a sec'?
419
00:30:02.600 --> 00:30:05.200
Jesus, seems like precision got it missed.
420
00:30:07.800 --> 00:30:09.200
Are you okay?
421
00:30:09.600 --> 00:30:10.700
It's bad?
422
00:30:10.800 --> 00:30:11.900
It's really bad?
423
00:30:11.900 --> 00:30:12.800
I'll get some ice.
424
00:30:12.900 --> 00:30:14.100
No! Wait!
425
00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:15.100
What?
426
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:15.900
Keenan!
427
00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:16.500
What?
428
00:30:16.600 --> 00:30:17.000
Keenan!
429
00:30:17.100 --> 00:30:17.600
What?
430
00:30:17.700 --> 00:30:19.400
Look!
431
00:30:20.600 --> 00:30:21.600
Oh my God!
432
00:30:21.700 --> 00:30:23.200
Oh, MY GOD!
433
00:30:23.800 --> 00:30:25.400
Oh, my God!
434
00:30:26.100 --> 00:30:27.000
What did I tell you?
435
00:30:27.100 --> 00:30:29.000
I told you to keep him away from that girl.
436
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.000
Close the door.
437
00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:32.400
You stay away from me, crazy bitch!
438
00:30:32.500 --> 00:30:34.700
Luke, I'm gonna help you.
439
00:30:34.800 --> 00:30:36.100
We're gonna get it back.
440
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:38.200
Now focus. Do you listen to me?
441
00:30:38.600 --> 00:30:40.600
Good.
Drink this.
442
00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:44.500
You don't want to give it back?
443
00:30:46.100 --> 00:30:47.100
What is it?
444
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:50.400
Valium, Flexeril...
And a shitload of Darvon.
445
00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:52.900
You gotta' calm down.
446
00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:54.100
Calm down?
447
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:55.500
What the hell is wrong with him?
448
00:30:55.600 --> 00:30:57.600
He's a zerophiliac.
449
00:30:58.300 --> 00:30:59.700
A what?
450
00:30:59.500 --> 00:31:01.600
He's the best stop,
I'm gettin' a doctor!
451
00:31:01.800 --> 00:31:04.800
Oh, it's your lucky day,
I am a doctor!
452
00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:06.800
You breathe one word of this,
453
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:09.800
...anyone else sees him like this and a medical turns...
454
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:11.000
he's fucked.
455
00:31:11.100 --> 00:31:11.900
God, get out!?
456
00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:14.400
Pictures all over the net,
tabloids, television!
457
00:31:14.500 --> 00:31:15.200
Television?!
458
00:31:15.300 --> 00:31:17.500
No! We're gonna' get it back!
459
00:31:17.800 --> 00:31:21.800
You let me help him, he gets a
normal body, lives a normal life.
460
00:31:22.300 --> 00:31:24.300
I mean, you his friend or not?
461
00:31:24.700 --> 00:31:27.200
Wait a minute,
is it contagious?
462
00:31:28.900 --> 00:31:30.500
There are no recorded incidents
463
00:31:30.600 --> 00:31:31.800
Recorded incidents?
464
00:31:31.900 --> 00:31:34.200
Oh, please God!
What did I do wrong?
465
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:36.200
Recorded incidents?
466
00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:38.500
Oh my God,
I used his deodorant!
467
00:31:38.600 --> 00:31:39.300
Oh, will you calm down?
468
00:31:39.400 --> 00:31:40.200
Calm down?
469
00:31:40.300 --> 00:31:42.000
Calm down?
470
00:31:44.900 --> 00:31:46.400
Finally.
471
00:31:46.900 --> 00:31:49.400
He's alright. He didn't go all
the way.
472
00:31:49.800 --> 00:31:54.100
When you fall asleep or pass out,
a Z almost always reverts back.
473
00:31:54.300 --> 00:31:56.500
It's called a Nocturnal
Remission.
474
00:31:58.500 --> 00:32:00.700
Oh, relax, it's not contagious.
475
00:32:03.600 --> 00:32:04.700
How many cases are there?
476
00:32:04.800 --> 00:32:06.200
In the world?
477
00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:08.000
A hundred.
A thousand.
478
00:32:08.600 --> 00:32:09.900
There's no way to know.
479
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.200
It doesn't show up in
any normal DNA test.
480
00:32:12.500 --> 00:32:16.000
It's triggered when you
first have sex.
481
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:17.800
The woman in the RV!
482
00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:19.000
From England.
483
00:32:19.100 --> 00:32:20.000
Aha ...
484
00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:23.400
Now, you're Morphescent
whenever you're aroused.
485
00:32:23.600 --> 00:32:28.800
Wait...You tellin' me this is gonna happen
every time he gets the hots for a girl?
486
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.400
Man, this could be a problem.
487
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:37.800
I mean, is there a cure, or...?
488
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:40.200
It's not a disease!
489
00:32:40.800 --> 00:32:43.800
But...there are
steps you can take.
490
00:32:43.800 --> 00:32:45.000
What are the steps?
491
00:32:45.100 --> 00:32:46.600
Before anything...
492
00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:49.400
you have to try
going all the way.
493
00:32:49.800 --> 00:32:51.800
Turn all the way into a female.
494
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:54.800
Ouch! You out of your mind?
495
00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:56.500
Maybe we should get a second opinion.
496
00:32:56.600 --> 00:32:59.600
Yeah, yeah, maybe we should!
'Cause you can forget that!
497
00:32:59.800 --> 00:33:03.000
Guys, I warn you, they've never
seen anything like this before.
498
00:33:03.300 --> 00:33:06.200
First they'll try to pumpin' full
of antipsychotic medications,
499
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:08.000
try surgery,
500
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:09.700
electroshock therapy...
501
00:33:12.500 --> 00:33:14.000
God knows what else.
502
00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:16.700
Okay, so look, say he does
try goin' all the way...
503
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:17.900
I'm just asking...
504
00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:19.200
It ain't gonna' happen!
505
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:22.594
Oh, for Christ sake!
I'm trying to help you.
506
00:33:22.594 --> 00:33:24.800
That Z chromosome's
not latent anymore!
507
00:33:24.700 --> 00:33:26.900
Look, if effects are
very differently...
508
00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:28.100
you don't get
control a' that thing,
509
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:29.900
you don't know when
it's going to kick in,
510
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:31.100
what it's gonna' do it to you!
511
00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:36.200
You want to end up with three left breasts,
behemoth hips and one testicle?
512
00:33:41.800 --> 00:33:44.000
How would he even do that?
I mean, go all the way?
513
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:45.700
He's a Z.
514
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:49.200
You can go all the way,
when you have an orgasm.
515
00:33:49.600 --> 00:33:51.400
Okay, uhm...
With who?
516
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:54.200
Let me check my calendar.
517
00:33:56.200 --> 00:33:58.400
Well, you're not my type either.
518
00:33:58.600 --> 00:34:03.600
Truth is, at this stage,
you don't really need anybody else.
519
00:34:04.800 --> 00:34:07.200
So...how do I do it?
520
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:15.200
Luke...
521
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:16.900
It's a lot to absorb, I know.
522
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:18.900
You're going not to tell
anybody about this.
523
00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:20.500
Not even Janine, man.
I'm serious.
524
00:34:20.600 --> 00:34:22.600
I swear to God.
I don't say a word.
525
00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:41.200
I'm not doin' it.
526
00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:44.000
I don't give a shit what she says!
I can control this.
527
00:34:45.375 --> 00:34:46.216
How?
528
00:34:47.600 --> 00:34:49.000
Well...
529
00:34:49.600 --> 00:34:51.134
I didn't know what was goin' on before.
530
00:34:51.134 --> 00:34:55.375
Now I do, so, it's not
gonna' be a problem.
531
00:34:55.600 --> 00:34:57.000
I just need
to stay focused!
532
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:00.600
Good shot!
533
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:05.600
So you mean to tell me, you can try
keep yourself from getting turned on?
534
00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:06.800
Yeah.
535
00:35:06.700 --> 00:35:09.400
Come on, Luke, you get turned on
by two scoops of ice creams.
536
00:35:10.500 --> 00:35:14.600
No, I'm just sayin'. You think Larissa,
the horse-faced girl's got her good points.
537
00:35:15.500 --> 00:35:16.700
Hey!
538
00:35:18.700 --> 00:35:21.200
Hope we'd find you here.
539
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:24.200
Hey.
540
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:28.600
We just wanted to know
if you're alright after...
541
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:29.800
last night.
542
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:30.900
Yeah.
543
00:35:31.300 --> 00:35:32.500
Yeah, I'm good.
544
00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:34.000
Good.
545
00:35:35.300 --> 00:35:36.500
Good.
546
00:35:39.900 --> 00:35:42.000
I had a really good time last night.
547
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:45.600
Yeah...
me too.
548
00:35:47.900 --> 00:35:50.200
Will you excuse me for just one second?
549
00:36:00.600 --> 00:36:02.000
What is goin' on?
550
00:36:02.200 --> 00:36:03.200
Nothing.
551
00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:06.200
We got a big game tomorrow.
552
00:36:06.600 --> 00:36:09.900
Sometimes guys just need to hang with the
guys, you know? No distractions?
553
00:36:10.100 --> 00:36:12.000
What the hell are you talking about?
554
00:36:17.200 --> 00:36:20.600
Come on, Michelle, let the
boys play with their pucks.
555
00:36:24.200 --> 00:36:25.400
You told her?
556
00:36:25.500 --> 00:36:26.700
Dude, I had to.
557
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:27.700
You know Janine.
558
00:36:27.500 --> 00:36:29.200
I've read about this. But it's go real,
559
00:36:29.300 --> 00:36:30.700
it's so cool!
560
00:36:31.100 --> 00:36:32.300
It's just disgusting!
561
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:33.900
How can you say that?
562
00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:38.400
I'm seriously, Keen, wouldn't you love
to see what is inside a girl's body?
563
00:36:39.200 --> 00:36:41.200
Uf, don't even go there!
564
00:36:41.300 --> 00:36:43.200
Okay, fine.
You're guys.
565
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:44.400
But still...
566
00:36:44.500 --> 00:36:47.500
isn't it every guy's fancy to have a pair
of boobs to play with anytime he wants?
567
00:36:47.600 --> 00:36:48.900
Not my own!
568
00:36:49.100 --> 00:36:51.300
God, man, how could you tell her?
569
00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:53.700
She should be here.
Come on, man, it's just weird,
570
00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:56.000
two guys hangin' out,
one turnin' into a girl....
571
00:36:56.100 --> 00:36:58.600
I can't wait. I mean, it's not something
you get to see every day.
572
00:36:59.500 --> 00:37:00.800
No!
Forget it!
573
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:01.800
Forget it, man.
574
00:37:01.600 --> 00:37:02.800
What, he gets to, and I don't!
575
00:37:02.900 --> 00:37:04.400
No one gets to!
576
00:37:11.800 --> 00:37:14.000
Should we put on some
soft music, or something?
577
00:37:14.100 --> 00:37:15.700
Do you want a magazine in there, buddy?
578
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:17.000
Shut up!
579
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:39.600
Anything?
580
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:41.000
No.
581
00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:44.300
Hey, you wanna a beer in there?
582
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:45.400
No!
583
00:37:48.100 --> 00:37:50.600
If I had a chance to be a
guy for a day, I'd jump at it.
584
00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:52.400
Wouldn't you?
585
00:37:52.500 --> 00:37:53.900
I AM a guy.
586
00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:56.400
It's like instinct evolution.
587
00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.000
I'm feeling it...
588
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:08.200
Yeah.
589
00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:13.000
Oh God!
590
00:38:26.500 --> 00:38:28.300
Hey Luke, are you alright?
591
00:38:33.600 --> 00:38:35.000
Oh, yeah.
592
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:38.400
Oh, my God.
593
00:38:58.700 --> 00:38:59.700
Wow.
594
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:01.800
Dude...
595
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:13.000
Wow.
596
00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:14.800
Dude.
597
00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:22.800
Oh God, look at me?
598
00:39:25.200 --> 00:39:26.200
What?
599
00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:28.600
What?
600
00:39:29.500 --> 00:39:32.000
I just wanna get one
thing straight, man...
601
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:35.200
There isn't no way I'm
sleeping with you.
602
00:39:35.300 --> 00:39:36.700
- Man, even as a joke...
- That's just sick!
603
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:38.400
...maybe I will.
604
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:42.500
What? I thought you like the idea of
you're looking into watchin' two girls?
605
00:39:42.600 --> 00:39:44.700
This is weird. This is
freaking me out.
606
00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:46.900
Yeah. Maybe we should
call Dr. Catchadourian.
607
00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:49.800
What for? I did it. Now,
I can switch back.
608
00:39:50.200 --> 00:39:51.400
Get outta' here.
609
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:52.800
Already?
610
00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:53.900
Yes.
611
00:39:53.700 --> 00:39:55.600
Okay, yeah.
612
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:01.400
Would you stop starin'?
613
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:40.000
Janine.
614
00:40:42.900 --> 00:40:45.400
It's like I can't get in
the right mood or something.
615
00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:48.600
Welcome to my world.
616
00:40:49.300 --> 00:40:52.200
Honey, in this
situation no one could.
617
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:54.800
You gotta' help. I need
to change right now!
618
00:40:55.300 --> 00:40:57.000
You can't rush these things.
619
00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:01.100
Yeah, you know. Some girls go half
their lives without even have one.
620
00:41:01.300 --> 00:41:03.100
Okay, Studly, what do you suggest?
621
00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:06.200
She likes it when I tell her stuff.
622
00:41:06.300 --> 00:41:07.600
Like what?
623
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:12.400
Like: "You're so beautiful,"
"I love your smile,"
624
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:16.800
And..."The English Patient
was my favorite movie too".
625
00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:25.600
What?
626
00:41:29.200 --> 00:41:30.400
Hey.
627
00:41:31.900 --> 00:41:33.400
Have a trouble, uh?
628
00:41:33.600 --> 00:41:34.600
Yeah.
629
00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:39.800
Well, maybe you should just to know.
630
00:41:40.200 --> 00:41:42.800
Hang out for a while,
try later something.
631
00:41:43.000 --> 00:41:44.000
No.
632
00:41:44.200 --> 00:41:46.200
I gotta change right this minute.
633
00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:47.400
Why?
634
00:41:48.300 --> 00:41:49.700
I just do.
635
00:41:55.700 --> 00:41:57.200
What're they like?
636
00:41:58.000 --> 00:41:59.400
I don't know.
637
00:41:59.700 --> 00:42:01.200
The same, I guess.
638
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:03.600
But it's not me.
639
00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:05.800
I gotta change right now.
640
00:42:07.200 --> 00:42:08.300
Well,
641
00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:10.700
Janine has an idea that might help, but...
642
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:12.400
What is it?
643
00:42:15.600 --> 00:42:17.400
She had to go pick it up.
644
00:42:17.600 --> 00:42:20.000
She'd be right back, though, so...
645
00:42:35.600 --> 00:42:36.200
Who's that?
646
00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:39.800
I ordered more pizza,
figured you'll want some, you know after....
647
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:41.400
it.
648
00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:45.700
Can I help you?
649
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:47.400
Actually I was lookin' for Luke.
650
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:48.700
Hey, man.
651
00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:49.500
Hey, Keenan.
652
00:42:49.600 --> 00:42:50.800
Luke's not here right now.
653
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:53.000
Thank God. I'm starving!
654
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:56.000
How ya' doin'?
655
00:42:58.300 --> 00:42:59.600
I'm Max.
656
00:42:59.800 --> 00:43:00.900
You live here too?
657
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:02.000
She's just visiting.
658
00:43:02.100 --> 00:43:03.400
She's Luke's cousin.
659
00:43:03.600 --> 00:43:04.800
Luca.
660
00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:06.200
Luca?
661
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:11.200
Luca?
662
00:43:14.600 --> 00:43:16.600
Luca, I always thought
that was a guy's name.
663
00:43:16.800 --> 00:43:18.600
Italian or something?
664
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:22.800
Yeah, I'm part Italian.
665
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:25.000
Cool. Me too.
666
00:43:25.212 --> 00:43:28.147
"Vorrei mostrare la torre pendente di Pisa."
667
00:43:32.200 --> 00:43:34.600
What is that mean?
668
00:43:34.900 --> 00:43:36.100
How long you in town for?
669
00:43:36.200 --> 00:43:37.300
Just a few weeks.
670
00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:37.900
Weeks?
671
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:38.700
Days.
672
00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:40.300
No, I'm leaving today! Now!
673
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:43.600
Just leave that.
Is there anything you want me to tell Luke?
674
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:47.200
Actually I'm...
I'm way into hockey.
675
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:49.200
I was hopin' Luke could
show me the ropes.
676
00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:51.800
See if is as good as he says he is.
677
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:53.600
Yeah, he's alright.
678
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:55.100
You play?
679
00:43:55.200 --> 00:43:56.300
Yeah.
680
00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:57.400
And you're good?
681
00:43:57.500 --> 00:43:58.500
Yeah.
682
00:44:01.200 --> 00:44:03.600
She's gotta' pack. You got to go.
683
00:44:03.900 --> 00:44:05.200
Now.
684
00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:08.800
Really nice meeting you.
685
00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:10.700
Really.
686
00:44:30.600 --> 00:44:32.200
What's the matter?
687
00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:35.800
What is it,
what's the matter?
688
00:44:40.500 --> 00:44:42.300
I got to change back. Right now!
689
00:44:42.500 --> 00:44:44.000
Hey, what's the big deal?
690
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.200
Get out of here!
691
00:44:46.500 --> 00:44:47.300
Just get out!
692
00:44:47.500 --> 00:44:48.800
Okay.
693
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:52.000
What's going on?
694
00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:57.400
Does he needs any help in there, or something?
695
00:44:58.000 --> 00:44:59.600
Not from you.
696
00:45:04.600 --> 00:45:07.600
I'm just sayin', he's not that
experienced with girls.
697
00:45:08.800 --> 00:45:10.600
Oh, and you are?
698
00:45:11.800 --> 00:45:14.200
I'm startin' to wonder if you are.
699
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.600
I'm not gonna' feed your fantasies.
700
00:45:26.200 --> 00:45:27.400
Luca.
701
00:45:27.100 --> 00:45:29.000
Would you stop calling me that?
702
00:45:29.500 --> 00:45:31.000
Listen...
703
00:45:31.500 --> 00:45:34.000
You gotta' just think about
whatever turns you on.
704
00:45:34.600 --> 00:45:36.400
No matter
what it is.
705
00:45:37.600 --> 00:45:39.000
Do you mind?
706
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:41.400
Touchy.
707
00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:47.400
All right, all right, all right...
708
00:45:48.200 --> 00:45:49.200
Okay.
709
00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:51.000
I have an idea.
710
00:45:51.200 --> 00:45:56.200
Pretend that you're thrown
against the bed on your back,
711
00:45:57.300 --> 00:46:00.600
Your hands and your feet,
are tight to bedpost
712
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:03.400
You can't move anything,
not even an inch!
713
00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:05.400
And then, suddenly,
714
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:11.400
you feel two, firm hands
715
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:14.200
on your thighs.
716
00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:16.000
They're moving...
717
00:46:16.200 --> 00:46:18.800
they're working away slowly...
718
00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:20.400
firmly..
719
00:46:20.600 --> 00:46:22.200
making their way up to your breasts.
720
00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:23.700
Ah, baby!
721
00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:24.800
Keenan!
722
00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:27.200
Every time I look at you, I
get the shivers!
723
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:29.200
Oh, my God!
724
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:33.400
I want to take your fucked clothes off,
725
00:46:33.800 --> 00:46:37.400
and throw you down...
726
00:46:41.400 --> 00:46:43.900
I just want to envelop every inch of you.
727
00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:45.800
Oh Keenan...
728
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:48.288
that beautiful curve along
your side.
729
00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:51.600
I should to pin your arms
above your head,
730
00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:56.000
and make mad, passionate...Love you!
- Oh, my God!
731
00:46:59.000 --> 00:47:01.000
Oh, my God!
732
00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:09.000
You're a screamer!
733
00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:30.400
What are we doing here?
734
00:47:31.500 --> 00:47:34.000
I didn't want anybody to see.
735
00:47:35.700 --> 00:47:38.000
So I do what you said.
736
00:47:38.600 --> 00:47:40.000
Oh, yeah?
737
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:44.000
And was it?
738
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:48.400
It was weird.
739
00:47:48.600 --> 00:47:49.600
It was awful.
740
00:47:49.500 --> 00:47:51.900
It was difficult making the switch?
741
00:47:51.700 --> 00:47:53.800
It was difficult gettin' back.
742
00:47:54.500 --> 00:47:57.200
Swear, you need an owner's manual for that thing.
743
00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:01.200
Yeah, well. A lot of guys
could use one of those.
744
00:48:04.100 --> 00:48:05.600
So, what do I do, now?
745
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:08.000
Do I take some pills
or something?
746
00:48:08.200 --> 00:48:09.400
Not exactly.
747
00:48:12.100 --> 00:48:13.100
Okay.
748
00:48:13.200 --> 00:48:15.300
This is gonna sound weird, but...
749
00:48:15.700 --> 00:48:18.000
...I need to know if you're attractive to me.
750
00:48:18.800 --> 00:48:20.600
What? No.
751
00:48:21.500 --> 00:48:24.639
Not at all? Not even a little bit?
Are you gay?
752
00:48:25.300 --> 00:48:26.600
No, Jeez...
753
00:48:26.800 --> 00:48:27.700
Okay, calm down.
754
00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:29.600
I'm just not attracted to you like that.
755
00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:31.600
I got the message.
756
00:48:32.600 --> 00:48:34.400
Listen to me.
757
00:48:34.900 --> 00:48:36.200
Right now,
758
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.100
you can change either way anytime you want.
759
00:48:38.200 --> 00:48:40.700
It's a very special and
critical time for a "Z",
760
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:43.800
something you'll only could
experience once in your life.
761
00:48:44.100 --> 00:48:45.400
Good.
762
00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:51.561
You have to use this incredible
opportunity you've been given,
763
00:48:51.561 --> 00:48:53.600
to figure out what you've supposed to be.
764
00:48:54.200 --> 00:48:56.600
What...what is that mean?
765
00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:58.600
You got to choose.
766
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:03.600
I don't want to choose.
I wanna be a guy.
767
00:49:04.200 --> 00:49:09.900
Yeah, well the thing is sometimes your
desires can conflict with our desires.
768
00:49:10.200 --> 00:49:12.800
I did what you said, now
tell me how to make it stop!
769
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:15.900
If the truth is you wanna stay
a guy, then great, but if not...
770
00:49:16.100 --> 00:49:17.600
Hey, don't even say that!
771
00:49:17.900 --> 00:49:21.200
Well, obviously some part
of you feels differently.
772
00:49:22.300 --> 00:49:24.500
You couldn't change
if you didn't want to.
773
00:49:26.600 --> 00:49:29.800
That is...crap!
That is crazy!
774
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:31.000
Yeah?
775
00:49:31.300 --> 00:49:33.300
That's the thing about the truth.
776
00:49:34.100 --> 00:49:35.600
It'll set you free,
777
00:49:35.800 --> 00:49:38.300
but first it can really piss you off.
778
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:41.400
This is nuts!
I'm supposed to be a guy!
779
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:44.800
So what's the problem?
You are one.
780
00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:46.700
Well, you're not gonna help?
781
00:49:46.900 --> 00:49:49.400
Yes, as soon as you're
ready to try again.
782
00:49:49.600 --> 00:49:51.600
No, no way!
783
00:50:40.200 --> 00:50:41.500
Wow !
784
00:50:48.200 --> 00:50:50.700
Wow ...
Yeah!
785
00:50:51.500 --> 00:50:52.600
Go Luke!
786
00:50:53.200 --> 00:50:56.000
Well, ain't we a basket
of biscuits, boys?
787
00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:57.500
Yeah, Luke, what
got into you today?
788
00:50:57.600 --> 00:50:58.871
The Force.
789
00:51:04.500 --> 00:51:06.500
Hey. Good game.
790
00:51:07.200 --> 00:51:07.900
Yeah.
791
00:51:08.000 --> 00:51:11.200
I stopped by your house the other day. I was
wondering if you could show me few pointers.
792
00:51:11.549 --> 00:51:12.320
Me?
793
00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:14.300
Yeah. You're awesome out there.
794
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:17.400
And according to my sister,
you walk on water.
795
00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:20.600
I don't know, man.
796
00:51:21.200 --> 00:51:23.400
You see, the truth is, I uh...
797
00:51:24.300 --> 00:51:26.200
I met your cousin the
other day. Luca.
798
00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:27.900
Oh, yeah?
799
00:51:28.000 --> 00:51:29.900
Yeah. You both have
practically the same name.
800
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.400
We were both named
after our Uncle Locasto.
801
00:51:32.900 --> 00:51:34.300
Well, she's cool.
802
00:51:34.500 --> 00:51:36.000
Actually, she's hot.
803
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:37.800
Maybe you could
hook up.
804
00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:40.000
No. Not a chance.
805
00:51:40.200 --> 00:51:41.400
Has she a boyfriend?
806
00:51:41.800 --> 00:51:44.400
No, man.
She's my cousin, okay?
807
00:51:44.500 --> 00:51:47.300
Yeah, and Michelle's my sister. But you
tell me you wouldn't like to do her?
808
00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:48.300
Fuck you, man!
809
00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:49.800
What is your deal?
810
00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:54.800
What is going on?
811
00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:55.700
Guys...
812
00:51:55.800 --> 00:51:57.200
Hey, hey, hey...
813
00:51:57.500 --> 00:51:59.900
Keep the fuck away from me!
And my sister!
814
00:52:00.200 --> 00:52:01.700
You can fuck off!
815
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:04.100
Hey, it's cool, it's cool...
816
00:52:04.200 --> 00:52:06.500
Luke's datin' his sister.
817
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:09.000
Fuck you guys!
818
00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:20.600
This shirt? I've had it for years.
819
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:26.200
Well, it's very sexy.
I love men's clothes.
820
00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:27.500
Really?
821
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:30.600
What else have you
got in your closet?
822
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:34.900
Hey...
823
00:52:35.000 --> 00:52:36.700
Hey! Keen rides behind me.
824
00:52:36.900 --> 00:52:38.200
Cool.
825
00:52:39.300 --> 00:52:40.800
So, what is all about?
826
00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:43.200
Did you see that?
He's a hottie.
827
00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:44.800
He is a brought damn.
828
00:52:46.600 --> 00:52:49.700
Yeah, but...
I don't think he's your type.
829
00:52:49.800 --> 00:52:52.600
Uh, ...we'll see about that.
830
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:55.800
No, I mean I think he's secretly
attracted to the guys.
831
00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:58.400
I'm counting on it.
832
00:53:00.600 --> 00:53:02.800
Okay guys.
We have to talk.
833
00:53:03.000 --> 00:53:04.200
Is Luke alright?
834
00:53:04.300 --> 00:53:05.300
I don't know what's up with him.
835
00:53:05.600 --> 00:53:08.000
He's gonna be really confused about something.
836
00:53:08.600 --> 00:53:10.400
The only thing I
can think of...
837
00:53:12.000 --> 00:53:13.400
Hey, thanks buddy.
838
00:53:13.500 --> 00:53:14.500
Thanks.
839
00:53:14.900 --> 00:53:16.600
When Luke became Luca,
840
00:53:17.400 --> 00:53:19.400
was he attracted to one of you?
841
00:53:21.300 --> 00:53:22.800
No. Not me.
842
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:25.100
Well, he sure as hell
wasn't attracted to me.
843
00:53:25.300 --> 00:53:26.700
Yeah. Definitely not.
844
00:53:26.900 --> 00:53:28.200
May I have sugar?
845
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:32.000
Wasn't it just the two of you?
846
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:33.400
Yeah.
847
00:53:33.600 --> 00:53:36.200
No...exactly...
848
00:53:38.500 --> 00:53:40.300
Oh, give me a break! Max?
849
00:53:41.200 --> 00:53:42.100
No way!
850
00:53:42.300 --> 00:53:44.800
They just had a huge fight.
He tried to beat the crap out of him!
851
00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:49.200
Oh, Christ!
852
00:53:49.300 --> 00:53:51.200
Luke's not queer! He was just...
853
00:53:51.600 --> 00:53:53.000
He was just turnin' into a girl!
854
00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:54.600
Exactly.
855
00:53:55.200 --> 00:53:56.800
He turnin' into a girl!
856
00:53:57.000 --> 00:53:58.000
Incorrect assessment.
857
00:53:58.100 --> 00:54:00.400
Would you rather she
was attracted to me?
858
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:01.500
Would you?
859
00:54:01.600 --> 00:54:02.400
Maybe I would!
860
00:54:02.500 --> 00:54:03.500
Oh, I just beg you...
861
00:54:03.600 --> 00:54:05.200
Whoa! He regrets, saddle down!
862
00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:08.000
Luke needs your help.
863
00:54:09.100 --> 00:54:11.100
So, what's all this mean?
864
00:54:11.800 --> 00:54:13.500
Maybe Luca
865
00:54:14.500 --> 00:54:16.500
really likes this boy,
866
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:19.400
enough to wanna be female.
867
00:54:22.600 --> 00:54:24.400
Don't sneer!
868
00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:26.500
Oh, come on!
869
00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:29.200
I know the guy.
We've done all kinds a' shit together.
870
00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:30.200
Hoops, hockey...
871
00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:31.900
No, girls can't play sports!
872
00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:33.900
Oh, whatever! Christ, Janine!
873
00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:36.100
Why the hell would he
wanna be a girl for, anyway?
874
00:54:35.900 --> 00:54:37.800
God, God...
forbid!
875
00:54:38.200 --> 00:54:40.200
Yeah, yeah. It's a little bit
hard for me to believe.
876
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:42.300
Oh, listen to me.
877
00:54:42.500 --> 00:54:45.400
I know what I'm talking about.
I'm the expert, remember?
878
00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:46.800
Look at this.
879
00:54:47.100 --> 00:54:48.600
Who's he? An Ex?
880
00:54:50.900 --> 00:54:52.600
Ex me.
881
00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:56.000
You're one too?
882
00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:58.000
You're a Z?
883
00:54:58.600 --> 00:55:00.200
You're a guy?
884
00:55:01.200 --> 00:55:02.600
Was.
885
00:55:03.100 --> 00:55:04.700
I screwed up.
886
00:55:05.800 --> 00:55:07.000
When you finally...
887
00:55:07.200 --> 00:55:08.800
... figure out who you are,
888
00:55:09.000 --> 00:55:11.400
it's a horrible thing
not being yourself.
889
00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:14.200
That's why it's
crucial we help Luke.
890
00:55:15.500 --> 00:55:17.500
Hey, you musta' worked out.
891
00:55:19.200 --> 00:55:21.000
What is your batch?
892
00:55:27.200 --> 00:55:29.000
So, you're one too?
893
00:55:30.600 --> 00:55:32.400
Why didn't you tell me?
894
00:55:36.600 --> 00:55:39.200
I didn't wanna to confuse the issue.
895
00:55:40.300 --> 00:55:42.500
I wouldn't change
unless I wanted to?
896
00:55:42.900 --> 00:55:46.000
Maybe some part of you.
897
00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:49.000
You think I don't really
wanna be a man?
898
00:55:49.300 --> 00:55:51.500
I think for some
899
00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:56.200
...making it stop is more important
than knowing who you are.
900
00:55:56.400 --> 00:55:57.900
It was for me.
901
00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:01.600
Maybe for me, too.
902
00:56:08.200 --> 00:56:12.200
The key is to have sex with another "Z".
903
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:16.100
When two "Z" do it, you become
Adulmorphic and your gender locks.
904
00:56:16.300 --> 00:56:17.800
Another "Z"?
905
00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:19.400
Et voilà!
906
00:56:20.600 --> 00:56:22.800
That's why I came all the way out here.
907
00:56:22.800 --> 00:56:25.400
And why you keep tryin' to get me
in the sack?
908
00:56:25.500 --> 00:56:28.600
I wanna just save you some distress, but...
909
00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:32.100
you're not attracted to me...
910
00:56:32.200 --> 00:56:36.000
and for it to work,
both of us have to be into it.
911
00:56:36.800 --> 00:56:38.200
That won't be a problem.
912
00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:40.400
Really?
913
00:56:41.500 --> 00:56:43.300
Let's go naked.
914
00:56:44.600 --> 00:56:46.200
Right now?
915
00:56:46.600 --> 00:56:49.000
There's no time like the present.
916
00:56:49.900 --> 00:56:51.700
I...
917
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:56.800
Okay...
Tomorrow night.
918
00:57:02.900 --> 00:57:04.300
Hey Luke!
919
00:57:07.200 --> 00:57:07.900
Hey.
920
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:09.600
How is goin'?
921
00:57:11.700 --> 00:57:12.900
What's this all about?
922
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:15.000
It's just a little something we
thought you might want.
923
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:18.200
What is it?
924
00:57:18.600 --> 00:57:20.200
Open it up.
925
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:21.300
What's up, Keenan?
926
00:57:21.200 --> 00:57:22.600
What's goin' on, man?
927
00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:24.200
Okay.
928
00:57:36.100 --> 00:57:37.400
What the hell is this for?
929
00:57:37.600 --> 00:57:40.400
Ha, I told her.
I told ya'. What a stupid ass idea!
930
00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:41.500
Keen! Stop.
931
00:57:41.600 --> 00:57:42.500
Listen...
932
00:57:42.700 --> 00:57:46.000
We just want you to know,
that whatever you decide,...
933
00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:48.400
it's okay with us.
934
00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:50.100
Decide?
935
00:57:50.200 --> 00:57:53.000
Wow ... what are you talking about?
No, it's not okay!
936
00:57:53.200 --> 00:57:55.800
Get fuck that away from me!
937
00:57:56.400 --> 00:57:58.900
Sorry, man. Think she wishes
everyone was female.
938
00:57:59.100 --> 00:58:00.100
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
939
00:58:00.200 --> 00:58:03.400
What do you think you mean, Janine?
Christ, it means he doesn't want to be girl!
940
00:58:03.600 --> 00:58:04.800
Like he'd have to think about that!
941
00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:07.400
There millions of us
enjoy being female!
942
00:58:07.600 --> 00:58:08.900
Well, that's bully for you!
943
00:58:09.200 --> 00:58:12.900
No, I want to know!
What exactly is wrong with being a girl?
944
00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:15.900
Nothing is wrong with being
a girl, okay? It's great.
945
00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:19.000
It's fuckin' phenomenal,
if you happen to be one!
946
00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:21.100
Maybe we should talk
like the other day?
947
00:58:21.200 --> 00:58:22.800
That wasn't my choice, Janine!
948
00:58:23.600 --> 00:58:24.900
I sure as hell didn't make you do it!
949
00:58:25.200 --> 00:58:27.800
Oh, God, Janine, will you
just let us talk for a sec'?
950
00:58:27.900 --> 00:58:30.800
What? Is this some kind of a guy thing?
951
00:58:31.200 --> 00:58:32.800
Give me a fuckin' break!
952
00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:37.200
Man, what was that?
953
00:58:37.300 --> 00:58:38.800
Sorry, man. She made me do it.
954
00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:49.200
Hey...
955
00:58:50.600 --> 00:58:52.000
you do like bein'
a guy then, right?
956
00:58:52.200 --> 00:58:53.600
Asshole!
957
00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:55.600
Fair enough.
958
00:58:55.800 --> 00:59:00.600
Hey, you should thank me, brother.
The one she picked out was pink!
959
00:59:40.700 --> 00:59:42.200
Hi.
960
00:59:44.500 --> 00:59:46.000
Hey.
961
00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:50.800
How you doin'?
962
00:59:51.800 --> 00:59:53.200
I'm okay.
963
00:59:53.600 --> 00:59:55.100
You?
964
00:59:56.300 --> 00:59:58.000
I'm good.
965
00:59:59.700 --> 01:00:01.400
You look nice.
966
01:00:01.800 --> 01:00:03.000
Thanks.
967
01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:07.200
I was hopin' you'd call.
968
01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:11.400
Yeah...
I was going to.
969
01:00:14.500 --> 01:00:17.200
Look, there's something I
need to talk to you about.
970
01:00:18.300 --> 01:00:19.800
Did I do something wrong?
971
01:00:21.100 --> 01:00:23.600
No, you didn't nothing.
972
01:00:25.600 --> 01:00:28.200
It's more..just...
973
01:00:28.200 --> 01:00:31.000
I have some stuff I've got to
sort out by myself.
974
01:00:32.200 --> 01:00:33.800
Like what?
975
01:00:39.200 --> 01:00:41.300
So, heard you and
Max really got into it?
976
01:00:41.400 --> 01:00:42.600
Yeah.
977
01:00:44.200 --> 01:00:46.000
I kind a' lost it.
978
01:00:46.600 --> 01:00:48.400
He knows how to push buttons, huh?
979
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:52.800
I don't...
I don't know.
980
01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:56.800
I mean, I was after a
game. I was all revved up.
981
01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:00.400
He's actually a really nice guy.
982
01:01:00.700 --> 01:01:05.000
I'm not sure he's too crazy
about me seein' his sister.
983
01:01:05.800 --> 01:01:07.600
Did he scare you off?
984
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:10.000
No, he didn't "scare" me off.
985
01:01:11.100 --> 01:01:15.000
What, his struttin' around,
thinkin' he's so bad ass,
986
01:01:15.300 --> 01:01:17.500
with his shirt hangin' open half the time?
987
01:01:18.500 --> 01:01:20.200
Luke, it's just an act.
988
01:01:20.900 --> 01:01:24.559
He likes pretending he's Joe Cool. You know,
you always says you gotta' be whatever you want,
989
01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:26.600
and fuck 'em if they
can't take a joke.
990
01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:29.400
Well, he's a joke alright.
991
01:01:33.000 --> 01:01:34.700
Look, I'm not sure this is gonna' work out.
992
01:01:34.800 --> 01:01:36.800
No, wait Michelle...
993
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:38.800
What?
994
01:01:41.500 --> 01:01:43.300
I can't do this.
995
01:01:43.900 --> 01:01:47.400
I'm not sure you even know who you are.
Much less who I am.
996
01:01:47.600 --> 01:01:48.800
What's that supposed to mean?
997
01:01:48.900 --> 01:01:53.400
Well, if you think my brother's such a "joke,"
how much better could you think of me?
998
01:01:53.700 --> 01:01:55.300
We're not that
different, you know?
999
01:01:55.500 --> 01:01:57.200
Of course you are, he's a guy.
1000
01:01:57.400 --> 01:01:59.200
And he's my best friend.
1001
01:01:59.600 --> 01:02:02.400
If you don't like him,
you can't like me.
1002
01:05:28.800 --> 01:05:32.800
You know, I always thought your dying was
the worst thing that ever happened to me.
1003
01:05:36.700 --> 01:05:40.500
I mean, that happen to you,
more than it did to me.
1004
01:05:41.500 --> 01:05:43.500
I mean, a lot more, really.
1005
01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:49.000
Her name is Michelle.
1006
01:05:51.800 --> 01:05:53.900
And I really like her, dad.
1007
01:05:58.300 --> 01:05:59.300
Look...
1008
01:05:59.500 --> 01:06:01.300
every day I wish you were around...
1009
01:06:01.800 --> 01:06:03.800
But, if I tell you this...you just...
1010
01:06:04.100 --> 01:06:06.200
...stay dead, okay?
1011
01:06:12.200 --> 01:06:13.800
And I'm gonna beat this thing.
1012
01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:17.200
Okay?
No matter what it takes.
1013
01:06:18.200 --> 01:06:21.200
Before I tell you, I just let you know that.
1014
01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:23.000
Okay?
1015
01:06:30.200 --> 01:06:32.400
I think I might be a Zerophiliac....
1016
01:06:49.400 --> 01:06:50.600
Wow...
1017
01:06:52.500 --> 01:06:55.500
You're about the last person
I expected to see here.
1018
01:07:06.800 --> 01:07:08.400
Not bad.
1019
01:07:11.300 --> 01:07:13.400
I thought you were heading out of the town?
1020
01:07:15.600 --> 01:07:18.000
I decided to stay for a while.
1021
01:07:19.000 --> 01:07:20.600
Cool.
1022
01:07:26.600 --> 01:07:28.400
Where did you learn speak Italian?
1023
01:07:29.700 --> 01:07:31.900
Just touristic stuff.
1024
01:07:32.500 --> 01:07:36.500
"How much for the spaghetti bolognesi".
"How much for a room?"
1025
01:07:39.200 --> 01:07:41.000
Have you been?
1026
01:07:41.600 --> 01:07:43.600
Little Italy. In New York.
1027
01:07:45.700 --> 01:07:47.500
Someday, though.
1028
01:07:49.800 --> 01:07:51.400
Want to go with me?
1029
01:08:21.100 --> 01:08:22.500
Look...
1030
01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:26.600
this was a mistake.
1031
01:08:26.800 --> 01:08:30.000
Yeah. Of course, I know.
1032
01:08:30.900 --> 01:08:32.700
Oh, Jesus...
1033
01:08:35.200 --> 01:08:37.600
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come here.
1034
01:08:39.600 --> 01:08:41.200
No, please.
1035
01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:44.400
Please, don't.. don't tell me...
that you're "just visiting".
1036
01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:46.600
That you "need to leave".
1037
01:08:49.900 --> 01:08:51.400
I'm the one who needs to leave.
1038
01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:13.800
What the fuck is goin' on, man?
1039
01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:18.500
You do wanna' be a girl?
You're into guys now?
1040
01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:19.700
No.
1041
01:09:22.800 --> 01:09:25.400
I just have to be sure, Keenan.
1042
01:09:26.400 --> 01:09:28.400
You know, I am now.
1043
01:09:29.600 --> 01:09:31.000
What about Michelle?
1044
01:09:34.200 --> 01:09:37.800
It's sort of a Catch-22, you know?
1045
01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:42.185
I make out with a girl,
I start turning into one.
1046
01:09:42.186 --> 01:09:43.861
You gotta' admit,
it's a little weird.
1047
01:09:49.200 --> 01:09:51.300
Hey. Let's get outta' here.
1048
01:09:51.500 --> 01:09:53.000
Can I give you a ride somewhere?
1049
01:09:53.500 --> 01:09:55.000
Janine's?
1050
01:09:57.100 --> 01:09:59.300
No, why don't you go see her?
1051
01:10:00.800 --> 01:10:02.400
Think you're more her type.
1052
01:10:12.200 --> 01:10:13.800
I'll see ya' round.
1053
01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:16.600
"See me around"?
1054
01:10:18.200 --> 01:10:19.400
Yeah.
1055
01:10:20.200 --> 01:10:22.200
Look, I'm gonna' find my own place, okay?
1056
01:10:23.600 --> 01:10:26.200
This is gettin' too fuckin'
weird for me.
1057
01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:30.000
I'm goin' to Dr. Catchadourian's
tonight.
1058
01:10:31.200 --> 01:10:32.800
To make this stop, Keenan.
1059
01:11:28.500 --> 01:11:30.000
I got to admit...
1060
01:11:30.400 --> 01:11:33.200
I'm relief that you made your decision.
1061
01:11:33.400 --> 01:11:36.600
I don't think I couldn't live with myself, if...
1062
01:11:36.800 --> 01:11:39.400
...we'd just gone ahead
without you being certain.
1063
01:11:41.200 --> 01:11:42.800
To womanhood!
1064
01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.400
To manhood!
1065
01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:49.600
So, ...how do we do this?
1066
01:11:49.900 --> 01:11:51.800
We just do it...
1067
01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:56.200
And your gender locks and you can
just change everytime you want.
1068
01:11:57.800 --> 01:11:59.800
Do you like my dress?
1069
01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:02.400
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
1070
01:12:02.800 --> 01:12:05.000
Looks great on you.
1071
01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:07.800
Oh man, dresses...
1072
01:12:08.400 --> 01:12:10.600
Even without everything else...
1073
01:12:10.800 --> 01:12:13.400
...dresses are reason enough
right there to stay a guy.
1074
01:12:17.000 --> 01:12:19.000
What's that for?
1075
01:12:21.900 --> 01:12:24.000
You never did it
with a Z before.
1076
01:12:24.200 --> 01:12:27.000
Believe me, you need
to be tied down.
1077
01:12:27.200 --> 01:12:28.100
Does it hurt?
1078
01:12:28.500 --> 01:12:31.000
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
1079
01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:46.000
When two Z's do it, the lateral
1080
01:12:46.557 --> 01:12:52.508
hypothalamus gets completely
overwhelmed,...
1081
01:12:52.543 --> 01:12:53.500
Oh, man...
1082
01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:55.200
What's happening?
1083
01:12:55.300 --> 01:12:56.600
No! No!
1084
01:12:57.400 --> 01:13:00.000
Noooooo!!!
1085
01:13:03.600 --> 01:13:07.200
Now, you look me in the eye and tell me
that wasn't the best sex you ever had.
1086
01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:11.200
You're Adulmorphic now.
1087
01:13:11.400 --> 01:13:14.200
The only way to switch is
to do it with another Z.
1088
01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:19.600
Oh, for Christ sake. Being a woman
doesn't make you any less of a man!
1089
01:13:41.300 --> 01:13:42.300
Shit.
1090
01:13:42.400 --> 01:13:43.800
Where is she?
1091
01:13:45.500 --> 01:13:49.200
Whoa. I guess I really didn't
think you were gonna' go this way.
1092
01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:54.200
Okay. Whatever.
1093
01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:00.400
Hang on a sec'...
1094
01:14:01.200 --> 01:14:03.600
Look, I need to tell you something.
1095
01:14:09.800 --> 01:14:11.800
Janine and I split up.
1096
01:14:12.800 --> 01:14:14.000
Yeah.
1097
01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:19.200
All I ever did was piss her off.
1098
01:14:20.400 --> 01:14:22.800
I'm not sure she even wants a guy.
1099
01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:36.000
I gotta' get her back, man.
1100
01:14:38.300 --> 01:14:41.800
Luca, I'm very sorry
about earlier,
1101
01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:44.600
what I said.
1102
01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:51.500
Oh, it's like...
1103
01:14:53.500 --> 01:14:56.200
the whole world's blown apart, you know?
1104
01:14:59.000 --> 01:15:01.400
Man, you havin'
tits now is just weird.
1105
01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:05.400
Jeremy...
1106
01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:06.800
Yeah.
1107
01:15:07.400 --> 01:15:09.000
Are you wanna break?
1108
01:15:09.200 --> 01:15:10.400
Yeah.
1109
01:15:12.200 --> 01:15:13.700
You have the coolest shirts.
1110
01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:16.500
I know you?
1111
01:15:17.200 --> 01:15:18.400
Not entirely.
1112
01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:20.400
Sidney.
1113
01:15:21.000 --> 01:15:22.500
Brought you a beer.
1114
01:15:23.000 --> 01:15:25.200
Janine said he's definitely there.
1115
01:15:25.800 --> 01:15:26.900
Did she mention me?
1116
01:15:27.000 --> 01:15:29.500
God, I'm so glad you
want to be a guy.
1117
01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:31.400
You are absolutely sure, right?
1118
01:15:31.600 --> 01:15:33.800
I mean, it is totally
cool either way.
1119
01:15:34.800 --> 01:15:37.000
I just don't want you to
think I'm zerophobic, or somethin'.
1120
01:15:38.000 --> 01:15:39.600
What do you think?
1121
01:15:39.800 --> 01:15:43.400
I mean, if I weren't a hundred percent
sure which I'm supposed to be.
1122
01:15:43.700 --> 01:15:44.600
If you had to say.
1123
01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:49.400
All I know is, every time you look
at Michelle, or think about her, you smile.
1124
01:15:49.600 --> 01:15:50.800
What the hell else do
you need to know?
1125
01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:53.800
It's not right. She should
be with a normal guy.
1126
01:15:54.600 --> 01:15:56.600
Oh, what, you don't get
to be with anyone?
1127
01:15:56.700 --> 01:15:58.200
That why they call it "zerophilia"?
1128
01:15:58.800 --> 01:16:02.000
She's not gonna' want some guy who thinks
maybe he's supposed to be a girl sometimes.
1129
01:16:02.200 --> 01:16:03.900
How do you know? Did you ask her?
1130
01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:05.700
No way I'm gonna' ask her that.
1131
01:16:05.800 --> 01:16:07.100
Well, you have to.
1132
01:16:07.300 --> 01:16:09.600
Where are your
nads, man?
1133
01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:13.400
We'll get 'em back.
1134
01:16:28.200 --> 01:16:29.400
Over here!
1135
01:16:30.800 --> 01:16:32.200
Son of a bitch!
1136
01:16:33.900 --> 01:16:35.300
We're doin' it, right now!
1137
01:16:35.400 --> 01:16:36.800
I can't. I'm sorry.
1138
01:16:36.900 --> 01:16:39.700
"I'm sorry"? Fuck you!
Fuck me! Now!
1139
01:16:39.800 --> 01:16:41.200
It won't work.
1140
01:16:41.500 --> 01:16:43.400
We're goin', right here.
1141
01:16:44.800 --> 01:16:46.300
But I'm gay!
1142
01:16:46.400 --> 01:16:47.100
So what?
1143
01:16:47.200 --> 01:16:49.300
So we both need to be into it,
or nothing happens.
1144
01:16:49.400 --> 01:16:50.800
Such bullshit.
1145
01:16:51.200 --> 01:16:53.400
That's why I became a
woman in the first place.
1146
01:16:53.500 --> 01:16:56.300
I couldn't handle it. Figured if I was
female, it was okay to like guys.
1147
01:16:56.100 --> 01:17:00.100
So you're tellin' me, 'cause you're straight as a girl and
I'm straight as a guy, we can screw and switch, but...
1148
01:17:00.200 --> 01:17:02.300
'cause you're straight as a girl,
and I'm gay as a guy,
1149
01:17:02.400 --> 01:17:03.200
even if we do it...
1150
01:17:03.300 --> 01:17:04.500
...I'm just screwed?
1151
01:17:04.600 --> 01:17:07.600
Jeez. I need trigonometry to
figure this thing out.
1152
01:17:08.200 --> 01:17:09.200
Maybe
you're 'bi'.
1153
01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:12.000
Trust me,
girls do nothing for me. Zilch!
1154
01:17:12.400 --> 01:17:13.700
You, on the other hand...
1155
01:17:13.800 --> 01:17:14.700
Dude, no.
1156
01:17:14.800 --> 01:17:16.100
What am I gonna' do?
1157
01:17:16.200 --> 01:17:18.000
Maybe he's lying.
I say, screw him anyway!
1158
01:17:18.100 --> 01:17:18.600
Fine.
1159
01:17:18.700 --> 01:17:19.200
Fine.
1160
01:17:19.300 --> 01:17:19.800
Fine!
1161
01:17:19.900 --> 01:17:21.200
Waste of time.
1162
01:17:22.000 --> 01:17:23.200
Michelle.
1163
01:17:23.300 --> 01:17:24.100
Oh, man.
1164
01:17:24.200 --> 01:17:25.700
It's not what you think.
1165
01:17:26.300 --> 01:17:27.300
What does she think?
1166
01:17:27.500 --> 01:17:28.900
You're an asshole!
1167
01:17:34.800 --> 01:17:37.600
Keenan, I just want you to know...
1168
01:17:37.800 --> 01:17:41.500
Jeremy, please, I so profoundly
don't care if you're queer.
1169
01:17:41.900 --> 01:17:43.600
Trust me, around
here, that's nothin'!
1170
01:17:44.000 --> 01:17:45.900
I don't believe this.
You slept with that guy?
1171
01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:46.900
It's not what you think.
1172
01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:49.200
Oh, please! What about Max?
1173
01:17:49.400 --> 01:17:49.900
What about him?
1174
01:17:50.000 --> 01:17:51.400
Don't you care about him at all?
1175
01:17:51.500 --> 01:17:53.600
Not like that: I'm straight!
I'm attracted to you!
1176
01:17:53.800 --> 01:17:54.800
Oh, who cares, you idiot!
1177
01:17:55.000 --> 01:17:58.100
No. This'll sound crazy, but I'm
not who you think I am.
1178
01:17:58.200 --> 01:18:01.000
Oh, Christ, Luke, ...Luca:
I know who you are!
1179
01:18:01.700 --> 01:18:02.900
You know I'm a Zerophiliac?
1180
01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:06.800
Yes! So you can just go fuck
yourself. Literally!
1181
01:18:07.000 --> 01:18:08.100
Does Max know who I am?
1182
01:18:08.200 --> 01:18:09.400
So what if he does?
1183
01:18:09.600 --> 01:18:10.200
Do you?
1184
01:18:10.300 --> 01:18:11.500
He's a guy!
1185
01:18:11.600 --> 01:18:12.500
And you're a girl!
1186
01:18:12.600 --> 01:18:13.600
No, I'm not!
1187
01:18:14.900 --> 01:18:15.900
I'm not supposed to be!
1188
01:18:16.000 --> 01:18:19.000
There's no supposed to be
anything, you just are!
1189
01:18:19.200 --> 01:18:21.600
Is that what you think? No!
1190
01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:23.100
I can't believe you
slept with him!
1191
01:18:23.200 --> 01:18:26.200
He was a woman! I was tricked.
I didn't know that I'd switch.
1192
01:18:28.700 --> 01:18:30.000
You're gonna tell me he's a Z too?
1193
01:18:30.100 --> 01:18:31.100
Yes!
1194
01:18:31.200 --> 01:18:32.800
Well, that's just perfect.
1195
01:18:32.900 --> 01:18:34.900
What, is there something in
the water around here?
1196
01:18:35.100 --> 01:18:36.900
She told me it would make it stop.
1197
01:18:37.100 --> 01:18:40.600
So what? Why's that
so important to you?
1198
01:18:41.300 --> 01:18:43.300
There's no way this
was ever gonna work out.
1199
01:18:43.500 --> 01:18:45.100
Because I'm a Zerophiliac.
1200
01:18:45.400 --> 01:18:48.500
Because you can't stand
being one! Bye, Luca.
1201
01:18:48.900 --> 01:18:51.300
Luke.
1202
01:19:08.400 --> 01:19:09.100
Michelle!
1203
01:19:09.200 --> 01:19:10.600
What?
1204
01:19:10.500 --> 01:19:14.200
Look... I know it's a lot to figure out,
but it's nothing to do with it.
1205
01:19:14.600 --> 01:19:16.800
Sleeping with that guy...
1206
01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:20.400
I promised myself I would never
be in this situation again. Swear it.
1207
01:19:20.500 --> 01:19:22.300
But Luke is different.
1208
01:19:22.600 --> 01:19:25.600
We all are.
Bye Janine.
1209
01:19:53.800 --> 01:19:56.000
What's it like?
To really make love?
1210
01:20:03.600 --> 01:20:06.400
The best part's
lyin' there afterwards.
1211
01:20:07.600 --> 01:20:09.400
Really close,
1212
01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:13.000
really far.
1213
01:20:14.000 --> 01:20:16.200
Like goin' to the moon, maybe.
1214
01:20:19.400 --> 01:20:22.200
Yeah. ...They should open
a pizza joint up there.
1215
01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:25.800
What am I gonna' do?
1216
01:20:29.600 --> 01:20:34.000
Maybe, uh...maybe being a
woman'll work out okay.
1217
01:20:35.900 --> 01:20:38.400
Like being an elevated
member of the male species.
1218
01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:41.000
Elevated "member"?
1219
01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:44.400
Jesus, Janine. I'm just saying...
maybe he'll learn to like it.
1220
01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:46.200
And it's so hard to conceive!
1221
01:20:46.500 --> 01:20:49.300
Shut up! What, you
want a written guarantee?
1222
01:20:49.500 --> 01:20:52.800
You're so damn lucky!
You're into him, he's into you.
1223
01:20:53.100 --> 01:20:54.700
Super-glue!
1224
01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:57.600
What the hell else do you need to know?
1225
01:21:01.100 --> 01:21:03.700
I think you're the female half of me.
1226
01:21:07.000 --> 01:21:09.600
And you're the macho half of me.
1227
01:21:11.000 --> 01:21:14.400
And I don't know what
half of who the hell I am.
1228
01:21:32.200 --> 01:21:34.200
So what are you gonna' do?
1229
01:21:36.400 --> 01:21:38.200
I don't know.
1230
01:21:39.900 --> 01:21:43.800
I prefer being a
guy, but I'm a girl.
1231
01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:48.800
I'm attracted to Max,
but I'm in love with Michelle.
1232
01:21:52.300 --> 01:21:55.000
It's like I'm supposed to be both.
1233
01:21:58.700 --> 01:22:01.200
Not too practical. But,
at least, now I know.
1234
01:23:32.900 --> 01:23:34.100
Hey!
1235
01:23:35.200 --> 01:23:36.400
Hey.
1236
01:23:38.900 --> 01:23:42.600
I know she doesn't want to
speak to me right now. But, I'm...
1237
01:23:42.600 --> 01:23:44.800
do you know where I can find her?
1238
01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:48.200
New York. Left two days ago.
1239
01:23:49.400 --> 01:23:50.600
Oh, man.
1240
01:23:56.200 --> 01:23:58.200
Are you staying here?
1241
01:23:59.600 --> 01:24:01.200
Probably just 'til Friday.
1242
01:24:04.000 --> 01:24:06.000
I wanted to...
1243
01:24:06.200 --> 01:24:07.800
...apologize to her.
1244
01:24:08.100 --> 01:24:11.500
Uhm... I don't know.
Forget it.
1245
01:24:14.000 --> 01:24:17.800
Obviously, nothing's gonna'
ever be with me and her,
1246
01:24:18.000 --> 01:24:21.600
but I just...
1247
01:24:21.900 --> 01:24:25.200
...I want her to know, how much I...
1248
01:24:29.900 --> 01:24:33.400
and that I wasn't cheating on her,
that I was just trying to be a man for her.
1249
01:24:35.900 --> 01:24:38.200
She'd have a field day
with that one, huh?
1250
01:24:38.400 --> 01:24:40.000
True.
1251
01:24:41.600 --> 01:24:45.700
Anyway, if you see her will you
tell her that I'm sorry and that...
1252
01:24:45.900 --> 01:24:48.200
I wish her the best,
1253
01:24:48.600 --> 01:24:50.400
...everything.
1254
01:24:54.400 --> 01:24:55.800
Thanks.
1255
01:24:58.000 --> 01:25:00.000
I'm sorry. To you too.
1256
01:25:01.000 --> 01:25:03.000
For what?
1257
01:25:05.100 --> 01:25:07.500
Mixed signals, I guess.
1258
01:25:15.300 --> 01:25:16.100
Ow! Son-of-a-bitch!
1259
01:25:16.200 --> 01:25:18.000
Are you alright?
1260
01:25:18.400 --> 01:25:20.400
I'm stepped on a nail.
1261
01:25:25.400 --> 01:25:27.500
So, how you're doing about it?
1262
01:25:34.100 --> 01:25:36.300
You definitely had me confused.
1263
01:25:39.500 --> 01:25:42.400
For whatever it's worth.
I think you're a pretty
1264
01:25:42.600 --> 01:25:44.400
... hot guy.
1265
01:25:47.000 --> 01:25:48.400
Thanks.
1266
01:25:50.900 --> 01:25:52.200
But you're not interested?
1267
01:25:52.400 --> 01:25:54.400
I couldn't do
that to Michelle.
1268
01:26:00.500 --> 01:26:02.300
Too bad you're a moron.
1269
01:26:06.300 --> 01:26:08.300
Excuse me?
1270
01:26:11.200 --> 01:26:14.000
I have incontrovertible proof.
1271
01:28:09.300 --> 01:28:10.100
Hey.
1272
01:28:10.200 --> 01:28:11.200
Hey!
1273
01:28:12.600 --> 01:28:14.100
Good morning.
1274
01:28:22.800 --> 01:28:24.400
What's up?
1275
01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:29.800
You still think I'm going to bolt.
1276
01:28:30.200 --> 01:28:32.400
And leave me stuck.
1277
01:28:34.400 --> 01:28:36.900
What do you want, a gender prenuptial?
1278
01:28:37.200 --> 01:28:38.600
Maybe.
1279
01:28:46.900 --> 01:28:48.500
I have to go to work.
1280
01:28:50.800 --> 01:28:52.200
No.
1281
01:28:52.700 --> 01:28:55.900
Only place I'm going is back to sleep.
1282
01:28:56.100 --> 01:28:59.000
No. I can't show up at work like this.
1283
01:29:01.000 --> 01:29:03.000
Oh, yeah.
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