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[RUMBLING]
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AAAH!
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AAAH!
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AAAH!
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AAAAAAH!
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[CAR ALARM WAILS,
DOG BARKING]
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I HATE THOSE THINGS.
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* OOH OOH OOH OOH
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* OOH OOH OOH OOH
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* REALITY USED TO BE
A FRIEND OF MINE *
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* REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND
OF MINE *
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* MAYBE WHY IS THE QUESTION
THAT'S ON YOUR MIND *
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* BUT REALITY USED TO BE
A FRIEND OF MINE *
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* REALITY
USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE *
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* REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND
OF MINE *
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* PLEASE DON'T ASK ME
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY *
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* BUT REALITY USED TO BE
A FRIEND OF MINE *
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* I USED TO BE FRIENDS
WITH REALITY *
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* SHE USED TO BE A PAL
REAL CLOSE TO ME *
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* WHEN SHE TRIED TO HIDE FROM ME
WHAT WAS IN STORE... *
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[HOWLING]
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Woman: WILL YOU PUT
THAT BACK?
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PUT THAT BACK.
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HEY.
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I JUST WASHED
ALL THIS STUFF.
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IT'S MY GEAR.
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SORRY, MAN.
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WHAT'S MY MOM
SCREAMING ABOUT?
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SHE'S BUMMED BECAUSE
I SNAKED HER LAST BAGEL.
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GRAB A SHOVEL,
MAN.
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NO. I JUST WANT
TO MUNCH.
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FINE. IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO HELP,
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THAT'S JUST FINE.
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YOU KNOW,
THIS IS A TOTAL
WASTE OF TIME.
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DAVE, BE MORE
OF A GEEK.
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THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE GOING
TO THE PROM.
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YOU'RE A DISEASE,
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AND NO ONE WILL EVER SWIM
IN THIS STUPID POOL.
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LATER.
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LOOK, DAVID, PLEASE
DO ME A FAVOR AND
STRESS LESS, BRO.
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HIGH SCHOOL IS OVER, BUDDY.
GET INTO IT.
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WE'RE LOSERS.
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I'VE DECIDED
SOMETHING, STONEY.
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I WANT TO LOOK BACK
ON MY HIGH SCHOOL CAREER
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AND THINK
THAT I STARTED SLOWLY,
BUT I FINISHED STRONG.
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I MEAN, HIGH SCHOOL'S
ALMOST OVER, AND I DON'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
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I KNOW. ME NEITHER.
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DUDE, YOU SHOULD BE
STOKED, THOUGH,
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'CAUSE YOU GOT THROUGH
THE LAST 4 YEARS
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WITHOUT THE FULL-ON
MELON TWEAKAGE.
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IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
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I MEAN, I WANT MY OWN PAGE
IN THE YEARBOOK.
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JUMP OFF THE GYM,
SPLATTER ON THE STREET,
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AND GO FOR THE COVER.
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IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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I'M NOT GOING DOWN
AS THIS GEEK KID
FROM ENCINO.
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WHEN I FINISH THIS POOL,
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I'M GONNA HAVE THE KILLER
PARTY AFTER THE PROM.
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I'M GONNA BE THE PROM KING,
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AND I'M GONNA GRADUATE
A LEGEND.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
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OH. WELL, YOU'LL
BE THERE, TOO.
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THANKS. BUT
ROBYN SWEENEY, BRO,
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SHE'S NOT GOING
TO THE PROM WITH YOU.
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I WISH SHE WOULD,
BUT SHE'S REALLY NOT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
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ROBYN SWEENEY
IS MINE.
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SHE'S BECOME A MAJOR BABE
AND SHE LOVES ME.
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SHE FINDS YOU
CRUSTY, DAVE.
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I'LL CONVINCE HER.
SHE'LL SEE THE TRUTH.
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TRUTH IS, BRO,
LIFE'S ABOUT GREASIN'
THE 'DO BACK, BUDDY,
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AND WEAZIN'
ON THE BUFFEST, MAN.
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HIGH SCHOOL WAS
INTERESTING, ALL RIGHT?
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BUT IT WAS KIND OF LIKE
A HARSH RIDE.
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WE'RE GOING ON
TO BIGGER AND BETTER
THINGS, BUDDY.
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STONEY, I AM ON TO
BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS.
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COUNT ON IT.
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* WON'T TAKE A MINUTE
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* WON'T TAKE LONG
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* SO GET ON IN IT...
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Stoney: AAY! OWWW!
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AAY!
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WHOA. HEY,
WHAT'S UP?
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I'M THE STONEY
CRUSTY DUDE.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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I GOT A MOP ON TOP.
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EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE?
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ME AND
MY FRIEND DAVID
ARE COMING THROUGH.
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HEY, THERE'S ROBYN.
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OH, HEY, ROBYN!
OWW-WOO!
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FOUR-WHEELIN'
OVER THE BERMS.
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LOOK, DAVE, YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO JUST
MELLOW OUT, BRO,
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ON THIS WHOLE
ROBYN THING.
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SHE ALWAYS
SHINES YOU, BRO.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE HAVE HISTORY.
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YOU HAD PRE-FRESHMAN HISTORY.
YOU COULD HAVE HAD HER
BACK THEN, MAN.
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SHE HADN'T HIT
BABEHOOD YET.
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00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:14,234
MILK DOES A BODY GOOD, HUH?
CHECK HER.
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SHE'S CLEAN, BUDDY,
AND HE'S GOT HER.
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MATT WILSON?
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I MEAN, WHAT A JERK.
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WHAT DOES SHE SEE
IN HIM ANYWAY?
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WELL, HE'S GOT THE BUFF SPIKES
CHILLIN' ON TOP OF HIS MELON,
OBVIOUSLY, RIGHT?
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DUDE, HE'S CHECKING
HER CHEEKS. OH!
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HE'S GOT THE SERIOUS BEAK
AND HIS OWN PERSONAL...
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HOLDING COMPANY,
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FULL OF FUNDAGE, BRO,
THAT HE WEAZES OFF
OF MA...
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JOR.
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18-INCH BIs.
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MINE ARE ONLY 4.
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BUT BESIDES THAT.
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HE WALKS LIKE THIS,
RIGHT?
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JUST LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
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[BELL RINGS]
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[KIDS TALKING]
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HEY, MATT.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
QUIET, PLEASE.
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SETTLE DOWN. QUIET.
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WE'RE GOING TO START
THIS WEEK'S CLASS
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SAME PLACE
WE ENDED LAST WEEK'S CLASS,
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AND THAT'S TALKING ABOUT
PREHISTORIC MAN IN THE WHAT?
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PREHISTORIC MAN
IN THE...?
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OH, STONEY.
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ICE AGE?
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YES, ICE AGE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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NOW, WHY DO WE CALL IT
THE ICE AGE?
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BECAUSE THERE WAS
A LOT OF ICE AROUND.
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WHAT DO WE CALL THESE
BIG CHUNKS OF ICE?
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DO YOU REMEMBER?
THOSE HUGE SLABS OF ICE?
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WHAT DO WE CALL THEM?
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GLACIERS.
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RIGHT. YOU ARE
PAYING ATTENTION.
THAT'S GOOD.
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NOW, THESE GLACIERS,
AS THEY MOVED DOWN
OUR WAY,
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YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND,
THEY'RE SO HEAVY AND
SO COLD AND SO THICK
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THAT THEY FREEZE
THE GROUNDWATER
UNDERNEATH THEM
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AND THEY FORM
UNDERGROUND...
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GLACIERS.
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RIGHT. NOW,
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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SOME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THAT
THERE ARE ACTUAL UNDERGROUND
GLACIAL MOVEMENTS
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STILL IN THIS PART
OF THE WORLD.
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00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,578
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
THAT IS, CLASS?
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Students: LAME!
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00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,248
EXACTLY.
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00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,518
LISTEN. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT
MOST OF THIS HEMISPHERE--
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INCLUDING THE GROUND
THAT I'M WALKING ON--
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ALL OF THIS WAS UNDER
ICE AT SOME POINT,
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SO, I GUESS FINDING SOMETHING
FROZEN, DUG UP HERE OR THERE,
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WOULDN'T BE THAT UNCOMMON
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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SO, MOVING RIGHT ALONG
ON YOUR JOURNEY OF KNOWLEDGE,
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LET ME SHOW YOU CRO-MAGNON MAN,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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HE'S DOPE.
I'D GO OUT WITH HIM.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I DON'T THINK SO, ELLA.
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YOU SEE, CRO-MAGNON MAN,
EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT
BAD-LOOKING--
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YOU KNOW, HE'S STANDING
UPRIGHT AND ALL--
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HE WAS EXTREMELY BRUTAL,
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SO HE JUST TOOK WHATEVER
HE WANTED,
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AND THAT INCLUDED
HIS WOMEN.
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THAT'S BARBARIC.
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INDEED.
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STONE.
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STONEY!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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HEY!
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COME ON,
CHECK THIS OUT.
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00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,824
FEEL THE GROUND,
MAN.
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WHOA. BUDDY,
IT'S CHILLIN'.
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IT'S NOT LIKE
CHILLIN' CHILLIN'.
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BRO, IT IS CHILLIN'.
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I KNOW. IT'S COLD.
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[BLOWS]
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HELP ME.
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CHECK IT, BUDDY.
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00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,044
OH, BUDDY.
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00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,046
I KNOW
WHAT THIS IS, BRO.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S A MUSTERIAN BOWL.
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NO WAY!
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HEY. COME ON, DAVID.
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
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WHAT'S A MUSTERIAN BOWL?
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A MUSTERIAN BOWL
FROM THE MUSTERIAN ERA.
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PREHISTORIC ARTIFACTS
FOR 500, ALEX.
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00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,833
DON'T YOU EVER
WATCH JEOPARDY!?
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HEY, THIS IS KIND OF LIKE
PREHISTORIC TUPPERWARE, BRO.
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IT'S STILL PRESERVED.
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LIKE SMUCKER'S.
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AAAAH!
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00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,412
[BARKING]
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00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:23,150
EARTHQUAKE. EARTHQUAKE!
EARTHQUAKE!
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00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,921
AAH!
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OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
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NICE SAVE, DAVE-AGE!
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00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,089
STONE?
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00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,190
YEAH.
195
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,226
THERE'S A GUY
BURIED IN MY POOL.
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AAH!
AAH!
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HELLO, FRED?
OH, I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
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ARE YOU AVAILABLE
FOR A MEETING
SOMETIME THIS WEEK?
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MRS. MORGAN!
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00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,437
MOM! MOM!
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00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,139
[BOTH YELLING
INDISTINCTLY]
202
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,442
WELL, WE'RE THINKING
ABOUT STARTING A CENTER
FOR THE HOMELESS,
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00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,044
AND, UH...EXCUSE ME.
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00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,445
MOM, HELP!
205
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,614
I'M WORKING.
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00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,219
SO, ANYWAY, CAROL...
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00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,295
YOU KNOW,
THEY NEVER FOUND
JOE LARSEN.
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00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,431
YEAH, OR JIMMY HOFFA.
209
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,600
OR JIMMY MAHONEY.
210
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:52,439
HE WAS A KID I KNEW
IN CUB SCOUTS.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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THEY NEVER
FOUND THEM.
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00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,017
DUDE, I KNOW
WHAT THIS IS.
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00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,018
WHAT?
215
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,453
IT'S A CAVE MAN.
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PLEASE.
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00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,622
I'M SERIOUS.
218
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,461
NO WAY.
219
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,096
WHOA.
220
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,266
A CAVE MAN.
221
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,002
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
222
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,005
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
COULD MEAN FOR US?
223
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,441
THIS COULD MEAN FAME
OR MONEY...
224
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,843
OR POPULARITY.
225
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,012
FAR TOO MUCH
RESPONSIBILITY
FOR ME.
226
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,447
ANYWAYS,
I'M ALREADY POPULAR.
227
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,018
YEAH. YOU TRAVEL
IN LARGE GROUPS OF ONE,
STONEY.
228
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,021
BESIDES, THIS IS MY
ONE CHANCE TO MAKE
SOMETHING OUT OF MYSELF.
229
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,023
YOU GOT TO HELP ME
DIG HIM OUT.
230
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,025
YOU WERE HERE.
YOU'RE PART OF IT.
231
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,294
I DON'T WANT TO BE
PART OF ANYTHING, DAVE.
232
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,030
I'M HAPPY JUST TO BE ME.
233
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:54,067
IT COULD MEAN MONEY.
234
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:58,471
YOU TELLING ME
YOU COULDN'T USE
A NEW SCOOTER?
235
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,408
SOME NEW BELL-BOTTOMS?
236
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,144
A LITTLE FUN-DAGE?
237
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,415
WEAZE SOME OLDER NUGS
WITH A MANSION AND A POOL?
238
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:12,019
SOAKING UP THE RAYS...
239
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,422
WATCHING ALL THE JEOPARDY!
YOU CAN HANDLE?
240
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,424
THAT WAS
THE CLINCHER, BRO.
241
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,426
EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE.
COME ON.
242
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,428
[MOTOR RUNNING]
243
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,597
[DOG BARKING]
244
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,439
STEADY IT!
245
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,207
MORE GAS! MORE GAS!
246
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,609
HOLD!
247
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,081
THIS THING
WEIGHS A TON.
248
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,305
AHH...
249
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,313
HEY, THERE'S
HIS PITS, BRO.
250
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,152
THAT'S HIS HEAD.
251
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,454
THAT'S HIS SKULL.
252
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,567
[SNORES]
253
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,570
AH! GET OFF ME.
254
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,272
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
255
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,574
I DON'T LIKE
MORNINGS.
256
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,311
OW. COME ON,
LET'S GET UP.
257
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,314
HE'S STILL IN HERE.
258
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,185
NO KIDDING, DAVE.
HE'S AN ICE CUBE.
259
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,621
WE GOT TO THAW HIM OUT.
260
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,622
OK.
261
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,191
[EXHALING]
262
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,193
THIS HAS GOT TO BE
OUR SECRET, OK, STONE?
263
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,595
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY.
NOBODY.
264
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,597
CAN I TELL
STEVE KOOZER?
265
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,133
NO ONE, ALL RIGHT?
NOBODY.
266
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,134
OK.
267
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,535
YOU UNDERSTAND?
NO ONE.
268
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,536
YEAH. ZIP.
269
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,537
THANK YOU.
270
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,105
A DEE DOO DAH.
271
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,557
Robyn: THIS IS
KIND OF NICE.
272
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,159
HI, ROB.
273
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,161
HI, DAVE.
274
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,895
GUESS WHAT
I FOUND.
275
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,164
A LIFE?
276
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,565
NO. COME HERE.
277
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,866
GUESS WHAT I FOUND.
278
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:40,867
I DON'T KNOW.
279
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,569
GUESS, GUESS.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
280
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,571
[WHISPERING]
I FOUND A CAVE MAN.
281
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,572
A CAVE MAN?
282
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,573
SHH! YEAH.
283
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,142
OH, DAVE.
YOU'RE DROWNING.
284
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,578
IT'S COOL, RIGHT?
I FOUND A CAVE MAN.
285
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,579
ALL BY MYSELF.
286
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,181
I DUG HIM OUT
OF MY BACK YARD.
287
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,583
YOU WANT TO COME
CHECK HIM OUT
AFTER SCHOOL?
288
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,584
WELL, UH...
289
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,586
I'M ONLY INVITING
A FEW PEOPLE.
290
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,588
I GOT THAT
PROM THING,
YOU KNOW.
291
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,556
10 MINUTES.
PLEASE?
292
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,558
DAVE, I JUST...
293
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,161
DON'T THINK
I'M READY
TO HANDLE A...
294
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,562
A CAVE MAN.
295
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,331
YOU'RE NOT?
296
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,168
ALL RIGHT.
297
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,936
I UNDERSTAND.
298
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,939
BYE, DAVID.
299
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,575
[SIGHS]
300
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,944
I LOVE IT WHEN
SHE CALLS ME DAVID.
301
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,581
HELLO, DAVID.
302
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,549
UGH.
303
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,118
GOING SOMEWHERE?
304
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,120
YEAH. I GOT A DATE
WITH YOUR MOM.
305
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,554
THAT'S NOT NICE.
306
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,091
IT WAS A JOKE.
I'M SORRY. JUST KIDDING.
307
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,612
AAH!
308
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,614
AAH!
309
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,152
YOU'VE BEEN A HEADACHE
EVER SINCE THE THIRD GRADE.
310
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,987
I KNOW ABOUT YOUR STUPID
PROM-KING BULLSHIT.
311
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,389
FORGET IT.
312
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,324
ROBYN WOULDN'T PISS
ON YOUR GUMS
313
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,293
IF YOUR TEETH
WERE ON FIRE.
314
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,894
YES, SHE WOULD.
315
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:19,132
HA HA. SHUSH!
HUSH, PLEASE.
316
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,134
SHOWING YOUR IGNORANCE
AGAIN, MORGAN.
317
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,570
SOME OF US PUMP...
318
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,573
AND SOME OF US SLUMP.
319
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,575
YOU SHOULD TRY
SOME PUMP, MORGAN.
320
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,110
MIGHT CLEAR UP
YOUR ACNE.
321
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,146
YOU'RE SO--
322
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,847
AM I?
323
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,585
NO. STOP.
324
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,953
STOP IT.
325
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,156
WHY DO YOU MAKE ME
DO THIS?
326
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,959
WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?
HEY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE?
327
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,129
MATT--
NOT THE FIRE ALARM!
328
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,964
MATT! MATT!
329
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,167
MATT! OH, GOD.
330
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,604
[FIRE ALARM RINGING]
331
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,172
HEY, COME HERE.
332
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,607
OH, HA HA HA.
333
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,042
[KIDS LAUGHING]
334
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,962
[CRASH]
335
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,337
AAAH!
336
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,144
[WOOF WOOF]
337
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,113
WOOF WOOF!
338
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:18,144
[HELICOPTER]
339
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,179
AAH!
340
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,528
HAH!
341
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,630
AAH!
342
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,108
[GLASS SHATTERS]
343
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,949
HMM.
344
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,951
[SPITTING]
345
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,187
[CAR APPROACHING]
346
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,993
[COUGHING]
347
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,828
[MOTOR REVVING]
348
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,201
AAH! AAH!
349
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,136
[SCREAMING]
350
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,541
[HORN HONKS]
351
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,042
AAH!
352
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,581
WHOA. OHH.
353
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,325
UHH.
354
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:42,929
I'LL BE BACK.
355
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,334
[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]
356
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,913
[SONG ENDS]
357
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,416
[DANCE SONG BEGINS]
358
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,985
HE MELTED.
359
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,421
DAVE, IT JUST WASN'T
MEANT TO HAPPEN,
360
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,456
ALL RIGHT?
361
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:47,259
COME ON.
I'LL GO BUY YOU
SOME HO-HOs.
362
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,930
COME ON.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
363
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,432
HE MELTED.
364
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,843
BORIS!
365
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,279
[ALARM BUZZING]
366
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,150
AAH!
AAH!
367
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,953
[CRASHING]
368
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:14,954
WHAT THE--
369
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,523
[THUMP]
370
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,099
[GASPS]
371
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,604
[GRUNTS]
372
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:43,182
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HE'S ALIVE!
373
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:46,185
HE WAS PRACTICALLY
AN ICE CUBE...PRACTICALLY.
374
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,954
I SAY WE JUST WALK.
375
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,956
NO. NO WAY.
HE IS OURS.
376
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,625
HE IS OURS.
WE FOUND HIM.
377
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:54,994
WHAT?
378
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,329
BE HOSPITABLE.
379
00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:59,532
[CREAKING]
380
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,570
[SNIFFING]
381
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,571
UHH. AAH!
382
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:05,572
AAH!
383
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:06,973
[GRUNTS]
384
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,576
HOW YOU DOING?
HI.
385
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,578
MY NAME IS DAVE.
386
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,045
AAH!
387
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,848
COME HERE.
COME HERE.
388
00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,083
COME HERE.
INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
389
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:20,887
THIS IS STONEY.
STONEY--HE'S
MY FRIEND.
390
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,322
UH...THIS IS MY ROOM.
391
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,557
AAH!
392
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,192
IT'S OK. IT'S OK.
393
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,828
[GRUNTING]
394
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,196
UH...
395
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,598
WE'RE FROM ENCINO.
396
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,600
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
397
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,035
AND WE HOPE
YOU DON'T GNAW
ON OUR BEAKS.
398
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:39,038
SHH! I KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING, STONE.
399
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,207
[GRUNTING SOFTLY]
400
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:46,445
WE GO TO HIGH SCHOOL.
HIGH SCHOOL?
401
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,447
HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS.
402
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,349
I KNOW.
HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT A ROOM IS.
403
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,918
HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT ANYTHING IS.
404
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,253
LOOK, JUST BE
CALM AND EASY.
405
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,422
CALM...
406
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:58,057
AND EASY.
407
00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,058
YEAH.
408
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,059
HI.
409
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,427
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
410
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,029
AAH!
411
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,430
AAH!
412
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,531
AAH!
413
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,466
[RING]
414
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,969
AAH!
AAH!
415
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:10,970
GET THE PHONE!
416
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,372
OK. OK.
417
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:28,454
[GRUNTING]
418
00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,322
IT'S OK. IT'S OK.
419
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,925
SEE? I THINK
HE'S CALMING DOWN.
420
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:36,228
CALMING...DOWN.
421
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,330
[TELEPHONE BEEPING]
422
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,800
AAH!
423
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,934
AAH!
424
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:45,271
AAH!
425
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,807
HUH?
426
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,076
FIRE.
427
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,110
HA HA.
428
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,112
FLAME-AGE.
429
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,513
BUDDY, HE'S INTO IT.
430
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,415
THAT WAS KILL,
STONE.
431
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,950
LOOK
AT HIS EYES.
432
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,286
BUDDY, HE LIKES
THE BLUE PART.
433
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,620
HE'S GLOSSY EYED.
434
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,089
LOOK. FREAK HIM OUT.
435
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,156
OW!
436
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,958
OW! OH!
437
00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:08,127
UHH!
438
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,462
OK. AH..AH...AH!
439
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:14,033
HA HA HA!
440
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,368
GIVE IT TO HIM.
GIVE IT TO HIM.
441
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:18,270
[GRUNTING]
442
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,972
HERE. HERE.
HERE.
443
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,440
YOU GOT TO TEACH HIM.
444
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,509
AHH! OHH!
445
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,044
[GRUNTING]
446
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,046
AH. OHH.
447
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,381
HA HA HA!
448
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,457
HEY!
449
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,059
NO.
450
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,060
NO?
451
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,461
WHAT? DID
YOU JUST--
452
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,463
I THINK HE JUST
SAID "NO."
453
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,865
NO.
454
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:46,999
NO?
455
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,068
NO. NO.
456
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:50,236
NO.
457
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,403
NO.
458
00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:55,574
COOL, BUDDY.
HE IS SO GREASY.
459
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:59,345
GREASY?
HE'S A PREHISTORIC
PYROMANIAC.
460
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,914
WE GOT TO
TEACH HIM STUFF.
461
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:04,416
WE'LL TEACH HIM
HOW TO WEAZE.
462
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,885
NO.
463
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,887
NO.
464
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,888
NO!
465
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:09,889
NO!
466
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:10,723
OH, GOD.
467
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,926
WE GOT TO TEACH HIM
HOW TO BE NORMAL.
468
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,327
NO. UH-UH.
469
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,329
WE'RE GOING PSYCHO
WITH HIM, BRO.
470
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,198
THAT'S BORING, DUDE--
NORMAL.
471
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,167
STONEY, COME ON,
MAN, HANG WITH ME.
472
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,569
WE GOT TO JUST PLAY
THIS THING OUT,
ALL RIGHT?
473
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:25,571
IF WE TELL ANYONE,
IF ANYONE SEES HIM,
474
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,573
THEY'LL TAKE HIM
AWAY FROM US,
ALL RIGHT?
475
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,876
AND THEN THEY'LL
CUT HIM UP INTO
LITTLE PIECES,
476
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,177
AND THEY'LL TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT,
477
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,945
AND WE'LL
STILL BE GEEKS.
478
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:34,413
I'M NOT A GEEK.
479
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,115
I'M A UNIQUE WEASEL,
DAVID.
480
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,216
[CLICKING TONGUE]
481
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:40,286
I'M JUST UNDERRATED
BECAUSE I LIVE HERE
IN ENCINO.
482
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:42,088
BUD...
483
00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:44,090
BUDDY...
484
00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,357
OWWW!
485
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,961
OK? HE NEEDS
A BATH...BIG TIME.
486
00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:51,530
* I'M TOO SEXY
FOR MY LOVE *
487
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,299
* TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE
488
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:56,903
* LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME
489
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,919
* I'M TOO SEXY
FOR MY SHIRT *
490
00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,586
* TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
491
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:18,057
* SO SEXY, IT HURTS
492
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,559
* AND I'M TOO SEXY
FOR MILAN *
493
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:25,832
* TOO SEXY FOR MILAN,
NEW YORK, AND JAPAN *
494
00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:30,069
[GRUNTING]
495
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:36,275
* I'M TOO SEXY
FOR YOUR PARTY *
496
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:37,944
* TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY
497
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:41,180
* THE WAY
I'M DISCO DANCING *
498
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:59,331
* I'M TOO SEXY
FOR MY LOVE *
499
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,167
* TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE
500
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,270
* LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME
501
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:08,007
* AND I'M TOO SEXY
FOR THIS SONG *
502
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,441
STANDING "O"!
503
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:10,276
[WHISTLES]
504
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,012
DUDE, IF I HAD A BIC,
BRO, RIGHT HERE.
505
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,046
DON'T FREAK HIM OUT.
506
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,514
OK. LET'S SHOW HIM
HIMSELF.
507
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,850
OK. HERE, LOOK.
YOU WANT TO SEE
YOUR MUG, BUD?
508
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:18,851
CHECK IT.
509
00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,119
AAH!
510
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,055
DUDE. BUDDY, YOU
SHOULD BE WITH
YOUR MUG, BRO.
511
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,523
YOU LOOK BUFF.
512
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,125
RIGHT?
513
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,028
HEY, CAN YOU
SAY BU...
514
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:30,963
UFF?
515
00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:35,167
BU...UFF?
516
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,169
HA HA HA!
517
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:38,570
I LIKE THAT.
518
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,973
YOU KNOW,
YOU PAUSED, TOO.
519
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:46,245
WE GOT TO GIVE HIM
A COOL NAME.
520
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:47,880
AXL. YEAH, BUDDY.
521
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,249
NO. COME ON.
NOT AXL.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
522
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,318
I MEAN, WE'VE GOT
THE MISSING LINK
523
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,086
STANDING
IN MY BEDROOM.
524
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,424
LINK!
525
00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:00,326
LINK! WE'LL
CALL HIM LINK!
526
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,861
OK, COOL. LOOK, DAVID,
I WAS THINKING
527
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,264
MAYBE WE COULD CALL HIM
STONEY NUMBER 2
528
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,099
BECAUSE HE'S GOT
MY SAME 'DO
529
00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,001
AND HE'S FROM
THE STONE AGE.
530
00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:10,402
I LIKE LINK
BETTER.
531
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,104
OK. WE'LL
CALL HIM LINK,
532
00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,106
BUT CAN I CALL HIM
LINKAGE?
533
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,107
COOL.
534
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,108
COOL.
535
00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:18,544
LET'S SEE
HOW SMART HE IS.
536
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,348
WHOA!
537
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,950
OK.
538
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:24,917
OK.
539
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:25,918
YOU OK? OK.
540
00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,920
UH...UH...
541
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,455
LOOK.
542
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,291
SEE?
543
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,593
HUH? AHH...
544
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:35,928
WHOA!
545
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,296
WHOA!
546
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,265
AAH! AAH!
547
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:42,935
OHH. AHH.
548
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,204
OK. OK.
549
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,074
UM...LINK.
550
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,042
LINK.
551
00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,477
NO.
552
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,112
YOU'RE LINK.
553
00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,614
I'M DAVE. DAVE.
554
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:57,316
DAVE. DAVE.
555
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:58,951
NO. DAVE. DAVE.
556
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,319
DAVE. DAVE.
DAVE.
557
00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:01,320
DAVE.
558
00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:02,288
YES!
559
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,422
HA HA HA!
560
00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:06,258
OK. AND THAT'S...
THAT'S...
561
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,293
STONEY.
562
00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:09,228
MM-HMM.
563
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,430
STONEY.
564
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,932
NO. NO. STONEY.
565
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,101
STONEY.
566
00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:16,102
YES!
567
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,103
HA HA HA!
568
00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:18,337
OK. OK. OK.
569
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,938
NOW...
570
00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:23,409
YOU...ARE...
571
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,477
DAVE. HA!
572
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,479
NO, NO, NO.
I'M DAVE.
573
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:29,581
YOU ARE...
574
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,122
BUFF.
575
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,457
OH...
576
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,126
NO.
577
00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,128
[HORN HONKING]
578
00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:43,829
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU'VE HAD
A HARD DAY.
579
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:44,830
IT'S OK.
580
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,098
YOUR PARENTS!
581
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,299
MY PARENTS!
582
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,267
AAH!
583
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,436
OK. UH...UH...
TAKE HIM OUT BACK
584
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,471
AND RING THE DOORBELL
3 TIMES, OK?
585
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,472
BUT, DAVE--
586
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,107
NO BUTS.
JUST DO IT!
587
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,475
LOOK. FOLLOW THE WEASEL,
LINKAGE.
588
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,444
COME ON.
COME ON, BUD.
589
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,346
COME ON. COME ON.
LINK, QUICK.
590
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,352
[CRASH]
591
00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:07,986
MY KITCHEN!
592
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,188
AAH!
593
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,457
BUSTED.
594
00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:16,028
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
595
00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,030
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
596
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:19,331
I'M COOKING DINNER.
597
00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,133
YOU'RE WHAT?
BUSTED.
598
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,968
I'M COOKING DINNER
FOR YOU GUYS.
599
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,137
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE
A NICE SURPRISE.
600
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,338
THEY'RE SURPRISED,
ALL RIGHT.
601
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,574
[DOORBELL RINGING]
602
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,576
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
603
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:33,045
WHERE'S THE FLOUR?
I CAN'T FIND THE FLOUR.
604
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:35,314
HELLO, STANLEY.
WHO IS THIS
STRANGE BOY,
605
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,583
AND WHY IS
HE RINGING
MY DOORBELL?
606
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,051
IT GOT STUCK, SIR.
607
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,053
COME IN.
MEET YOUR NEW FAMILY.
608
00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:44,090
WHAT? WHAT?
WHOSE FAMILY?
609
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,058
[BARKING]
610
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,193
BORIS, GET DOWN.
611
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,927
BORIS. BORIS, GET DOWN.
612
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,231
[BORIS BARKING]
613
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,932
AAH!
614
00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:56,102
BORIS,
GO OUTSIDE.
615
00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,405
HEY, DAD.
616
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,507
DAVID,
WHO IS THAT?
617
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,109
THAT? WHO'S THAT?
618
00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:06,178
THAT WAS
LINKAVITCH...
CHOMOFSKY, MOM.
619
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,613
WHAT?
620
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:08,614
LINK...LINKAVITCH.
621
00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:10,116
DOESN'T ANYBODY
IN THIS HOUSE
622
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,917
LISTEN
TO ANYTHING I SAY?
623
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,920
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING--
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
624
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,255
DAD. LINKAVITCH
CHOMOFSKY.
625
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,024
OUR EXCHANGE
STUDENT? HE'S HERE.
626
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,927
YEAH. HE'S
GOING TO HELP US
DIG THE POOL.
627
00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,596
YEAH.
628
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,433
WHY DOES NONE
OF THIS SOUND
FAMILIAR TO ME?
629
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,935
I TOLD YOU ABOUT
THIS MONTHS AGO.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
630
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,438
ABOUT SCHOOL GIVING US
EXTRA CREDIT FOR COLLEGE
631
00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:33,372
FOR HOUSING
EXCHANGE STUDENTS
632
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,874
AND LEARNING ABOUT
THEIR CULTURE AND JUNK,
633
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,809
AND YOU SAID IT WAS OK.
634
00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,811
NOW YOU'RE GOING
TO TAKE IT BACK?
635
00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:42,248
NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT GOING
TO TAKE IT BACK.
636
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,250
THIS IS
IMPORTANT TO ME.
THIS IS MY LIFE.
637
00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,818
BESIDES, IT'S EMBARRASSING.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO TELL THE GUY?
638
00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,387
HE TRAVELED HERE
ALL THE WAY FROM...
639
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,322
I DON'T KNOW.
ESTONIA?
640
00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:52,424
YEAH. ESTONIA.
641
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,926
MOM, COME ON.
YOU'RE NOT
BUYING THIS.
642
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,927
DAD!
643
00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:56,928
WELL...
644
00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,930
ACTUALLY...
645
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,433
I--I THINK NOW THAT--
646
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:04,436
I--I DO RECALL SOMETHING...
SOMETHING ABOUT...
647
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,571
YOU SEE?
648
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,606
SEE? IT'S ABOUT
FOCUSING.
649
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:08,607
YOU'RE BOGUS.
650
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,475
LARRY.
651
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,278
HOW COULD I
FORGET SOMETHING
LIKE THIS?
652
00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,479
THERE'S AN
EXCHANGE STUDENT
653
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,113
WHO'S GOING
TO BE STAYING
IN OUR HOUSE...
654
00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:17,316
HOW COULD YOU HAVE
FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME
IN THE THIRD GRADE?
655
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,118
I SPENT THE ENTIRE
NIGHT AFTER THE PLAY
IN THE PARKING LOT.
656
00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:22,421
IN THE SIXTH GRADE,
DO YOU REMEMBER,
THE SOCCER DUES--
657
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,291
OK. WHERE IS HE
GOING TO STAY, AND...
658
00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:28,294
AND WHY IS HE...
WHY IS HE ATTACKING
THE DOG?
659
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,862
HE'S GOING TO STAY
IN MY ROOM,
660
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,365
AND HE'S NOT
ATTACKING THE DOG.
HE'S BONDING.
661
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:34,433
AS IF.
662
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,202
SHUT UP!
YOU SHUT UP.
663
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,469
NO. EVERYBODY
SHUT UP.
664
00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:38,337
LARRY, LARRY.
665
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,506
I'M FINE. I'M TIRED.
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY.
666
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,542
I THINK IT'S TIME
WE DECIDE WHAT WE'RE
GOING TO MAKE FOR DINNER.
667
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,544
STANLEY, I ASSUME
YOU'LL BE JOINING US?
668
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:47,479
YOU ASSUME
CORRECTLY, MR. M.
669
00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:49,615
WELL, WE PRACTICALLY FEED
THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.
670
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,050
WHY NOT PART
OF ESTONIA AS WELL, HUH?
671
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,286
I ALWAYS EAT HERE,
AND I LIKE YOUR FOOD.
672
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,854
GREAT.
673
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,289
[RINGING DOORBELL]
674
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,857
STOP IT.
STOP IT.
675
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,859
NO. NO.
676
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,228
NO.
677
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,863
[DING DONG]
678
00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,999
Dave: I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TOLD MY PARENTS
679
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,301
HE'S FROM ESTONIA.
680
00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,502
Stoney:
COW PAJAMAS, BUDDY.
681
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:12,238
THOSE ARE
KIND OF FLAMING.
682
00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:14,072
OHH.
683
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:18,577
SOME BETTY, HUH?
684
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,412
BETTY.
685
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,080
MMM.
686
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:24,250
GONZAGAS.
687
00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:26,418
GONZAGAS.
688
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,420
BUDDY, CONES.
689
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:31,056
[MOANING]
690
00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:34,059
I KNOW YOU'VE HAD
A BIG DAY, PAL,
691
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,595
BUT TOMORROW,
I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU
692
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,196
SOMEPLACE
REALLY SPECIAL.
693
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,197
TACO BELL.
694
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,999
BETTER.
GET THE CAMERA, STONE.
695
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,067
HA HA.
696
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,435
CONGRATULATIONS,
LINK.
697
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,604
YOU'RE GOING
TO BE A SENIOR.
698
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,206
SMILE.
699
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,442
AAH!
700
00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,443
UHH!
701
00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:53,879
* WILD THING
702
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:58,417
* YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
703
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:04,556
* YOU MAKE EVERYTHING
GROOVY *
704
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,460
* WILD THING
705
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,297
UHH!
706
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,299
NO. HE DOESN'T
LIKE THAT.
707
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,934
THAT'S GLASS.
THAT HURTS
YOUR BEAK, RIGHT?
708
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,536
STAND UP STRAIGHT.
709
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,871
POOR STONE-AGER.
710
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,407
HE SPENT
A MILLION YEARS
711
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,409
CHILLIN' IN
A BLOCK OF ICE.
712
00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,144
NOW HE'S GOT TO GO
TO HIGH SCHOOL. UCK!
713
00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,414
WHO'S THAT GUY
WITH THE DORK SQUAD?
714
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,282
OH, MY GOD.
HE IS TOTALLY RUDE.
715
00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:31,883
TOTALLY.
716
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:35,287
WE HAVE GOT
A MAJOR FIND HERE.
717
00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:37,423
THIS GUY IS
OUR TICKET TO FAME
AND POPULARITY.
718
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:40,392
ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS GET HIM ENROLLED
IN SCHOOL,
719
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,394
AND HE'LL HELP US
BECOME POPULAR.
720
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:43,962
HEY, THAT'S HARSH.
721
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,397
WE'LL MAKE HIM
FAMOUS.
722
00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,833
WE'LL TEACH HIM
SOME STUPID
PET TRICKS
723
00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:49,401
AND GET HIM
ON LETTERMAN.
724
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,437
YOU'RE WEAZIN'
OFF HIS GIG.
725
00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:54,072
OH, PLEASE.
HE'S A CAVE MAN,
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
726
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,441
I MEAN,
LOOK AT HIM.
727
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,075
HE'S PRACTICALLY
A MONKEY.
728
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,076
COME HERE.
729
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,077
AHH.
730
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,446
WE FOUND HIM.
731
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,448
WE CAN DO
WHATEVER WE WANT
WITH HIM.
732
00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,416
WE, WE, WE.
NO, NO, NO.
733
00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:07,519
YOU, YOU, YOU.
I JUST WANT TO
BE HIS FRIEND.
734
00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:08,520
FINE.
735
00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:11,122
HELLO, MRS. MACKEY.
736
00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:12,924
FINE.
737
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,962
AND WHAT DO
WE HAVE HERE?
738
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,365
HI, STEVE KOOZER.
739
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:21,367
OK. GOT HIM COVERED
UP TO FOURTH PERIOD.
740
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,935
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH HIM
AFTER THAT.
741
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,937
I CAN TAKE HIM
TO SPANISH, IF YOU WANT.
742
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,939
I'LL BE COOL, MAN.
I PROMISE.
743
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,140
OK.
744
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,143
WHAT'S HE DOING?
745
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,845
I DON'T KNOW.
746
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,483
LINK, BE CAREFUL!
747
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,025
UH...UH...
748
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:50,462
HEY, LINK,
HOW'S YOUR MELON, BUD?
749
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:55,967
[SNIFFING]
750
00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:59,204
WHOA.
751
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,141
EXCUSE ME.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
752
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,410
[GRUNTING]
753
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,478
WHOA.
HA HA HA!
754
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,346
LINK.
755
00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:12,584
IS THIS DUDE
TOTALLY FUNDAMENTAL
OR WHAT?
756
00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:14,185
DID YOU MISS ME?
757
00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,187
ALWAYS.
WHO IS THIS?
758
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,189
THIS IS
MY FRIEND LINK.
759
00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:20,191
HE'S STAYING WITH US
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
760
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:21,427
HE'S FROM ESTONIA.
761
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,528
YOU'RE KIDDING.
762
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,930
THIS GUY...
IS STAYING
WITH YOU GUYS?
763
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,898
MM-HMM.
764
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,366
AHH...
765
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,102
YEAH. HE'S THINKING OF
BECOMING A HAIRDRESSER,
ACTUALLY.
766
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:32,438
DESIGNING CRUSTY MOPS
767
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:35,607
FOR THE RICH
AND THE FAMOUS,
LITTLE ONE.
768
00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:38,076
UHH. GONZAGAS.
769
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,077
NO!
770
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:40,078
HEY, HEY, HEY.
771
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:40,979
BYE, ROB.
772
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:43,449
I THINK HE WAS SAYING
HE LIKES YOUR CONES.
773
00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:46,051
I'M THRILLED.
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
774
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,052
OW!
775
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,287
ROBYN, THAT IMPORT
IS MINE.
776
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,590
THIS IS JUST IN TIME
FOR PROM.
777
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,592
IS HE FINE OR WHAT?
778
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,527
I'M NOT SURE.
779
00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,106
HE'S A LOOKER.
HA HA.
780
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,308
LINK. LINK!
781
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,211
LINK, PLEASE.
COME SIT DOWN.
782
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,312
[GRUNTING]
783
00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,948
WHO IS THIS
DIPSHIT, ANYWAY?
784
00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:19,217
HIS NAME'S LINK.
785
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,220
HE'S FROM ESTONIA,
AND I THINK HE'S JIVE.
786
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,323
JIVE. YEAH.
YOU DO?
787
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,958
HELL, YEAH.
788
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:29,327
AND I'M NOT
THE ONLY ONE.
789
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,597
HEY...LINK!
790
00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:36,001
[COUGHING]
791
00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,003
[BELL RINGS]
792
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,571
Dave: FIFTH PERIOD.
WATCH HIM.
793
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,139
ALL RIGHT,
DAVE-AGE.
794
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,908
BUDDY, WE GOT
SPANISH NOW.
795
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,811
SPANISH IS
LIKE GUACAMOLE,
CHIPS AND SALSA.
796
00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:49,915
LA DÃ
797
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,950
THE DAY IS BEAUTIFUL.
798
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:54,119
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
799
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,302
SORRY, YOU GUYS.
800
00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:12,938
WHOA, MAN!
801
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,106
[LAUGHING]
802
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,178
REPITAN
EN ESPAÑOL.
803
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:23,515
THE CHEESE
IS OLD AND MOLDY.
804
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:27,118
[CLASS SPEAKING SPANISH]
805
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,954
WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?
806
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:33,358
¿DONDE ESTA
EL SANITARIO?
807
00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:35,961
[CLASS SPEAKING SPANISH]
808
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,363
Teacher: GOOD. GOOD.
ONCE AGAIN.
809
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,298
YOU'RE CUTE.
810
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,534
CUTE.
811
00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:45,470
MEET ME AT BLADES
TONIGHT.
812
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,839
BLADES TONIGHT.
813
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,078
YES?
814
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:56,214
YOU CAN DROP HIM OFF
IN FRONT OF BLADES
TONIGHT, RIGHT?
815
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:59,217
OH, UM, CAN
DAVID AND I GO,
TOO, PLEASE?
816
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,819
UCK. YOU SMELL.
817
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,589
HE-HEY, SEÑORITA!
818
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,190
THAT HURT MY LOBES!
819
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,358
I DIDN'T DO IT.
THEY STARTED IT.
820
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,267
KASHMIR,
RAJNISH,
821
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,269
HOW MANY MINUTES FOR
THE BURRITO AGAIN?
822
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,905
Kashmir: 2 MINUTES.
823
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:21,907
Rajnish: ONE MINUTE.
ONE AND A HALF.
824
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,442
AHH! MAKE UP
YOUR MELONS!
825
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,044
AHH.
826
00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:28,046
IS IT ONE OR 2?
827
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,115
ONE AND A HALF
MINUTES.
828
00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,349
OK.
829
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,919
OK, MY FRIEND.
TRY AND EXPERIENCE
830
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:37,188
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO
CHIRP IN YOUR LOBES.
OK, COOL?
831
00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:38,189
UHH.
832
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,558
TODAY, BUDDY,
WE'RE GOING TO
DISCUSS GRINDAGE--
833
00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:42,260
HOW TO FILL THE FURNACE,
834
00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:44,963
PACK THE CHEEKS,
AND STUFF THE GILLS. OK?
835
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,933
YOU'RE PROBABLY USED
TO EATING TWIGS, RIGHT?
836
00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:50,301
BUT OUT HERE
IN THE U.S. OF A., BUDDY,
837
00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,971
WE GOT SOMETHING CALLED
THE 4 BASIC FOOD GROUPS.
838
00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:55,140
AND, LINK, THIS IS NOT
ONE OF THEM.
839
00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,141
OH.
840
00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:59,077
LOOK AT WHAT
WE HAVE HERE.
841
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,046
DAIRY GROUP.
842
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,213
MILK DUDS.
843
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,115
YOU HIDE THESE
UNDER YOUR PILLOW, BRO,
844
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:05,951
SO YOUR MOM
DOESN'T FIND THEM.
845
00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,953
IF SHE DOES,
YOU'RE TWEAKED, BUDDY.
846
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,387
KEEP ON CRUISIN'.
847
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,389
FRUIT GROUP.
SWEETTARTS.
848
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,258
THESE ARE KILLER, BUDDY.
849
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,927
SO CITRUSY, DUDE,
YOU'LL FREAK.
850
00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:17,328
KEEP ON CRUISIN'.
851
00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:18,329
UH-HUH.
852
00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:20,932
RIGHT. THIS IS
THE VEGETABLE GROUP.
853
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,934
VEGETABLE GROUP.
854
00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:25,403
CORN NUTS. PUT THEM
ON A PEDESTAL, BRO.
855
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,238
LOOK AT THAT. YEAH.
THOSE ARE KILL, HUH?
856
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,239
[MICROWAVE DINGS]
857
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,841
MEAT GROUP!
858
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:31,943
COME ON, LINK.
THE MEAT GROUP.
859
00:43:31,977 --> 00:43:34,479
THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.
AHH.
860
00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:37,482
HEY--HEY!
861
00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:40,485
YOU GOT TO BE EQUAL.
EQUAL.
862
00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:42,487
SO 50-50. HERE.
863
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,122
MMM.
864
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,490
MMM.
865
00:43:45,523 --> 00:43:47,125
[SPITTING]
866
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,127
EW!
867
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,162
FIGURES.
HOT ON THE OUTSIDE,
868
00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:52,597
ICICLE
IN THE MIDDLE.
869
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,165
Kashmir: 2 MINUTES.
870
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:57,135
BUT YOU LIKE THAT,
RIGHT, BECAUSE
YOU'RE A CAVE MAN.
871
00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:58,870
COOL, BUDDY.
872
00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:02,107
THE BEVERAGE.
ICEE, BRO.
873
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,876
THIS IS WHAT PUT
THIS PLACE ON THE MAP.
874
00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:07,879
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
MR. STONEY? NO.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
875
00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:09,180
YOU CAN'T DO THIS HERE.
876
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:11,449
LEAVE NOW. NOW.
YOU MUST LEAVE NOW.
PLEASE.
877
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,319
LOOK, KASHMIR,
RAJNISH, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST CHILL?
878
00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:15,220
NO BUDS CHILL.
879
00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:18,156
LINK AND I
ARE CRUISIN'
THE MOUNTAIN, BRO,
880
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,325
AND WE FIGURED
WE'D WEAZE
A LITTLE JU-ICE.
881
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,193
NO WEAZING THE JU-ICE.
882
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:24,162
WEAZE THE JUICE.
883
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:26,965
NO, NO, NO WEAZING
THE JUICE!
884
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,466
NO WEAZING THE JUICE!
885
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,135
HEY! HEY!
886
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,502
DUDE.
CHILL, BUDS.
887
00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:32,503
NO BUDS CHILL.
888
00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:34,072
NO, NO, NO.
889
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:36,307
IT'S OK. JUST CHILL.
890
00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:43,414
I'LL BE BACK.
891
00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:45,316
NO BUDS CHILL.
892
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,422
AAH!
AAH!
893
00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:54,325
AAH!
AAH!
894
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,928
OH, MY GOD, NO!
WAIT, STOP!
895
00:44:56,962 --> 00:45:00,331
AAH!
AAH!
896
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,904
AAH!
897
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:12,944
AAH!
898
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,893
OWWW!
899
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,041
HERE WE GO!
900
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,063
WHOO!
901
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,098
WHOO!
902
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:10,601
WAS THAT THE HOTTEST
OR WHAT, BRO?
903
00:46:10,635 --> 00:46:12,603
ARE YOU INTO IT?
904
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:24,315
* JOY TO THE FISHES
IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA *
905
00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:26,451
* JOY TO YOU AND ME
906
00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:28,519
STOP! STOP!
WHERE DID YOU GO?
907
00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,421
YOU JUST TOOK OFF
AFTER SCHOOL.
908
00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:32,824
DO YOU KNOW
HOW WORRIED I'VE BEEN?
909
00:46:32,858 --> 00:46:34,192
YOU SOUND LIKE
MY MOM.
910
00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,261
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME.
911
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,462
WHAT'S ON HIS NOSE?
912
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:40,531
JUST CHILL, BECAUSE
YOU KNOW WHY?
913
00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:43,168
LINK AND I HAD
A STONEY TIME
AT THE MOUNTAIN.
914
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:46,171
YOU TOOK HIM
TO MEGAMOUNTAIN?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
915
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,306
THEY'RE
RIDING THE VAPOR
IN REVERSE.
916
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:50,876
THEY ARE? OH, COOL.
917
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,211
CHECK OUT THE FRESH NUGS,
WEAZIN' THE JUICE.
918
00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,213
OWWW!
OWWW!
919
00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,882
BUDDY.
BUDDY.
920
00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,051
CHECK OUT MY CAT. OWWW!
921
00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,452
OH, MY GOD.
922
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,955
YOU GOT HIM TALKING
LIKE YOU NOW.
923
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,191
OWWW!
OWWW!
924
00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:08,626
GEE, LINK, THAT
IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
925
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,628
IS IT OLD?
926
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,963
[GAGS]
927
00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:16,134
YOU KNOW, MR. M.,
THE WAY I LOOK AT IT,
928
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,905
SOMEDAY YOUR DAUGHTER
AND I COULD BE MARRIED,
929
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,639
AND WE COULD BE RELATED.
930
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,209
I COUNT THE DAYS.
931
00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:35,186
SO, STANLEY,
HOW'S YOUR MOTHER?
932
00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,587
SHE'S REALLY BUMMED.
933
00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:38,589
CAN YOU PASS THE PEAS?
934
00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:39,590
SURE.
935
00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:40,926
THANKS.
936
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,529
MR. MORGAN,
IF YOU'RE EDGED
937
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,097
BECAUSE I'M WEAZIN'
ON YOUR GRINDAGE,
938
00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:48,199
JUST CHILL
BECAUSE IF I HAD
939
00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:50,835
THE WHOLE BRADY BUNCH THING
HAPPENING AT MY PAD,
940
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,237
I'D GO GRIND OVER THERE,
941
00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,906
SO DON'T TAX MY GIG
SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER.
942
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,208
ENGLISH, STANLEY.
SPEAK ENGLISH.
943
00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:58,209
DAD!
944
00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,845
LINK, HONEY, HOW
WAS YOUR DAY?
945
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,047
HOW ARE
YOU ADJUSTING?
946
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,348
HE'S DOING
JUST GREAT.
947
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,951
WE GOT HIM ENROLLED
IN ALL HIS CLASSES.
948
00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:07,285
DIDN'T WE, PAL?
YEAH.
949
00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:08,586
A SUCCESS.
950
00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,188
[FLY BUZZING]
951
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,923
WHAT'S UP?
952
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,361
HOW WAS YOUR DAY,
MOM?
953
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,129
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
954
00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:21,099
WHAT'S HE DOING?
955
00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:23,268
I THINK
HE'S TRACKING A FLY.
956
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:24,902
* SHOO, FLY
957
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:27,272
* DON'T BOTHER ME
958
00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:29,074
* SHOO, FLY
959
00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:31,809
* DON'T BOTHER ME
960
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,111
* SHOO, FLY
961
00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:35,113
* DON'T BOTHER ME
962
00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:38,950
* 'CAUSE YOU BELONG
TO MY FRIEND LINK *
963
00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:40,318
GOOD CATCH.
964
00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,620
[BUZZING]
965
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,055
[GULP]
966
00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:46,457
MEAT GROUP.
967
00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,394
[SNIFFING]
968
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:58,436
HE'S INTO MUNCHING,
TOO, YOU KNOW?
969
00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:13,618
BLADES--FINALLY
PART OF THE ELITE.
970
00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:15,186
HOW COOL ARE WE?
971
00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:16,421
WE'RE COOL.
972
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,189
DAVID, I EVEN SHOWERED, BRO.
973
00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:19,624
CHECK OUT MY--
974
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:22,527
DUDE, I GOT THE RADDEST
DEODORANT ON, BUDDY.
975
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,329
TAKE A WHIFF, BUD.
976
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:25,463
DUDE, SMELL.
977
00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:27,132
* OH, NO
978
00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:30,201
* YOU'RE INVITED,
BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME *
979
00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:34,105
LINK. HEY.
980
00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:39,344
I AM SO GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
981
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:44,182
HON, LOSE THE GEEK SQUAD.
982
00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:46,284
THEY'RE BAD FOR YOUR DEAL.
983
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,286
BLADES.
984
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:51,622
HIGHWAY PATROL,
BARNEYS INCOMING.
985
00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,059
GET 'EM.
GOT 'EM.
986
00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,526
HEY, ROB--
987
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,028
OH!
988
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,198
GOOD.
GOOD.
989
00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:02,200
THAT WAS NOT COOL AT ALL.
990
00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:04,969
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HURT
HIS PANCREAS.
991
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,180
I LIKE THE KETCHUP
AND MUSTARD.
992
00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,415
VERY AVANT-GARDE.
993
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:19,584
WHOA.
994
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:21,186
IS THAT ME?
995
00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,187
BETTY.
996
00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:23,088
BETTY.
997
00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:24,189
BETTY?
998
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:26,191
BETTY NUGS.
999
00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:28,193
BETTY NUGS.
1000
00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:30,195
ROBYN, DON'T FORGET.
1001
00:50:30,228 --> 00:50:32,363
WE'VE BEEN
NAKED TOGETHER.
1002
00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:36,601
NICE BODY.
1003
00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:38,203
REMEMBER WHEN
WE WERE TOGETHER?
1004
00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,205
DID YOU SHOW THIS
TO ANYONE?
1005
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:41,339
NO.
THAT'S YOUR COPY.
1006
00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:43,341
YOU CAN SHOW
ANYONE YOU WANT.
1007
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,342
THANKS, DAVE.
1008
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:45,943
OH, I GET IT.
1009
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,612
THIS IS
YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND
1010
00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:49,280
IN ESTONIA
OR SOMETHING.
1011
00:50:49,314 --> 00:50:52,283
DO YOU MISS HER?
1012
00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:55,453
BECAUSE
I CAN TELL YOU
FROM EXPERIENCE,
1013
00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:58,089
LONG-DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIPS
NEVER WORK OUT.
1014
00:50:58,123 --> 00:50:59,857
OH.
1015
00:51:11,136 --> 00:51:15,206
ESTONIA IS A LONG WAYS
AWAY, LINK...
1016
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,607
AND I'M RIGHT HERE.
1017
00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:20,311
SO LET'S WORK
ON CHANGING YOUR MIND...
1018
00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:21,546
RAD MOBILE.
1019
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,080
RAD MOBILE.
1020
00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:24,081
WHOA.
1021
00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:25,383
RAD MOBILE.
1022
00:51:27,252 --> 00:51:29,086
OR NOT.
1023
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,623
YOU JUST THINK I'M BAD
FOR YOUR ACT. THAT'S ALL.
1024
00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:35,226
RIGHT. AND YOU THINK
I'M GOOD FOR YOURS.
1025
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:36,594
WHAT?
1026
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:38,095
MATT!
1027
00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,464
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1028
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:41,832
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE.
1029
00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,169
HA HA! WHOA!
1030
00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:47,972
WHOA!
1031
00:51:48,005 --> 00:51:50,508
OH!
AAH!
1032
00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:52,076
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
1033
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,478
ARE YOU DEAF, DORK?
1034
00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:56,347
DIDN'T I FORBID YOU
TO SPEAK TO HER?
1035
00:51:56,381 --> 00:51:58,816
AAH!
1036
00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:02,153
THAT'S ALL, LINK.
IT'S OVER.
1037
00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:03,120
Robyn: MATT!
1038
00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:04,455
Stoney:
END OF STORY.
1039
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:12,430
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
1040
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:13,964
AAH!
1041
00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:16,301
Link: WEAZE
THE JUICE!
1042
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,169
HEY!
1043
00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:20,438
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
1044
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,544
OH, GOD!
1045
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,181
Man: FIGHT! FIGHT!
1046
00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:31,949
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
1047
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:34,285
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
1048
00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:36,187
AS OF NOW,
1049
00:52:36,221 --> 00:52:38,556
I'M ALL OVER YOU.
1050
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,004
DID YOU SEE THAT?
1051
00:52:54,038 --> 00:52:56,407
THE NEW KID,
HE TOOK IT.
1052
00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,975
WHOA.
WHOA.
1053
00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,410
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
1054
00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:02,012
DO SOMETHING.
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
1055
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:03,348
HIT HIM BACK.
1056
00:53:03,381 --> 00:53:04,915
LINK, HIT HIM BACK.
1057
00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,417
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1058
00:53:06,451 --> 00:53:07,985
WHAT DO YOU THINK
1059
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:11,356
OF YOUR BULGARIAN
DORK-BUD, NOW, HMM?
1060
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:14,392
THAT WAS HARSH,
MATT.
1061
00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:18,329
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
1062
00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:19,930
THE STENCH OF LOSERS
1063
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:21,932
IS DOING DAMAGE
TO MY SINUSES.
1064
00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:23,334
JUST STOP IT, MATT.
1065
00:53:23,368 --> 00:53:25,936
JUST DON'T EVEN
COME NEAR ME.
1066
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:27,338
HEY, WATCH IT.
1067
00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:29,940
YOU KNOW,
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS?
1068
00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:32,277
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
I NEED IT ANYMORE.
1069
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:34,245
HEY!
1070
00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:36,281
CAN'T BELIEVE
HE GOT NAILED.
1071
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:37,615
HE'S A PACIFIST.
1072
00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:39,617
A PACIFIST
CAVE MAN?
1073
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:40,618
YOU'RE MENTAL.
1074
00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:42,587
CAVE MANS AREN'T
LIKE US, DAVE.
1075
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:45,055
THEY FOUGHT FOR FOOD
AND SURVIVAL.
1076
00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:47,191
THEY DID NOT FIGHT
FOR POPULARITY.
1077
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,193
WHAT WOULD HE
BE FIGHTING FOR?
1078
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:51,796
FOR FACE. FOR US.
1079
00:53:51,829 --> 00:53:52,797
TO BE COOL.
1080
00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:53,598
COOL, HUH?
1081
00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,533
HE DOES NOT KNOW
WHAT COOL IS, DAVE.
1082
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:57,935
HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS.
1083
00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,570
HE KNOWS NOTHING.
1084
00:54:00,971 --> 00:54:03,608
HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HOW TO DEFEND HIMSELF.
1085
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,209
AGAINST WHAT?
1086
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,945
AGAINST BUTTHOLES
LIKE MATT.
1087
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:20,491
COME ON. COME ON.
1088
00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:22,092
* I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
1089
00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:23,328
* MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
1090
00:54:23,361 --> 00:54:25,430
* I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
1091
00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:28,433
* MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
1092
00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:30,435
TV: OH, AIRPLANE SPIN.
1093
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:31,969
GOING ROUND AND ROUND.
1094
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:33,338
Dave: LINK, STOP!
1095
00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:36,273
HEY, STOP!
1096
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:39,344
* KNOCK YOU OUT
1097
00:54:59,664 --> 00:55:01,131
* I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
1098
00:55:01,165 --> 00:55:03,300
* MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
1099
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,336
* KNOCK YOU OUT,
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT *
1100
00:55:05,370 --> 00:55:06,604
HEY! HEY! HEY!
1101
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,172
HEY, LINK! AAH!
1102
00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:10,040
PUT ME DOWN, LINK!
1103
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:11,108
AAH!
1104
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,610
* KNOCK YOU OUT
1105
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,179
Stoney: OW. MY PANCREAS.
1106
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,215
[BELL RINGS]
1107
00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:19,817
HEY, LOOK.
1108
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:20,818
HEY, DUDE, MAN.
1109
00:55:20,851 --> 00:55:22,887
YOU TOOK IT
FROM WILSON.
1110
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,456
NO ONE'S EVER
DONE THAT BEFORE
AND SURVIVED.
1111
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,458
YE HEE HEE WHOO!
1112
00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:30,327
OH, MAN.
1113
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:40,638
MMM.
1114
00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,307
WHOO!
1115
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,876
LINK! GET BACK HERE!
1116
00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:48,045
OH, MY GOD.
HE'S SO...
1117
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:56,186
* MATTIE TOLD HATTIE
1118
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:59,490
* ABOUT A THING SHE SAW
1119
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:02,927
* HAD TWO BIG ARMS
1120
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,429
* AND A WOOLLY JAW
1121
00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:07,932
* WOOLY BULLY
1122
00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:10,000
* WOOLY BULLY
1123
00:56:11,536 --> 00:56:13,103
* WOOLY BULLY
1124
00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:15,039
* WOOLY BULLY
1125
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,574
* WOOLY BULLY *
1126
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:17,575
HEY.
1127
00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:18,576
HOME SLICE.
1128
00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:20,177
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
1129
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,580
WE'LL SEE YOU
IN MR. ALBERT'S
CLASS, HUH?
1130
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,181
SLICEY.
1131
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,350
HELLO, LITTLE ONE.
1132
00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,120
WE TOOK A VOTE,
1133
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,355
AND THE COMPUTER
CLUB FEELS
1134
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:35,125
YOUR PRESENCE WILL
BE A VALUABLE ASSET
TO OUR ORGANIZATION.
1135
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:37,127
COMPUTER CLUB.
COMPUTER CLUB.
1136
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:38,929
HOMEBOY.
1137
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,570
WHY DOESN'T
THAT HAPPEN
WHEN MATT HITS ME?
1138
00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:49,807
GIVE YOURSELF A FEW
MILLION YEARS, DAVID.
1139
00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:57,582
BEAUTIFUL ORANGE SKIRT
YOU HAVE.
1140
00:56:57,615 --> 00:57:01,218
THAT'S A NICE
BELL-BOTTOM OUTFIT
YOU HAVE.
1141
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,220
LINK. LINK. LINK.
1142
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,622
GET DOWN. GET DOWN.
1143
00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,223
ALL RIGHT. HEY.
1144
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:09,226
NO. I WAS JUST PLAYING.
I WAS JUST PLAYING.
1145
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,161
ALL RIGHT, CRO-MAGNON MAN--
1146
00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,163
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING
AT HERE, CLASS,
1147
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:16,133
IS A REPRESENTATION
OF WHAT CRO-MAGNON MAN'S
EVERYDAY LIFE
1148
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,434
MAY HAVE BEEN LIKE.
1149
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,136
IF HE WAS HERE TODAY,
1150
00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:21,438
YOU COULD SIT NEXT TO HIM
ON A BUS,
1151
00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:23,574
YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.
1152
00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:26,944
WE'RE GOING TO LOOK
AT THE GIANT SLOTH.
1153
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:17,828
[ROARS]
1154
00:58:20,665 --> 00:58:22,299
[SCREECHES]
1155
00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:26,070
[GROWLS]
1156
00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:31,876
[GROWLS]
1157
00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:33,243
UHH!
1158
00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:34,378
[SCREECHES]
1159
00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:35,913
AAH!
1160
00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:39,416
CLASS,
THIS IS SABERTOOTH CAT.
1161
00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:41,418
EVEN THOUGH
HE'S BEEN EXTINCT
1162
00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:43,020
FOR WELL OVER 10,000 YEARS,
1163
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:45,155
WHILE HE WAS ALIVE
YOU CAN IMAGINE
1164
00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:47,558
THAT MANY A CAVEMAN
WAS A TASTY MEAL
1165
00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:49,159
TO ONE OF THESE.
1166
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,561
Link: AAH!
1167
00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:52,196
THERE'S ONE NOW.
1168
00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,599
LET'S GO LOOK
AT THE MAMMOTH DISPLAY,
1169
00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,400
OUR SCHOOL MASCOT.
1170
00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,236
COME ON.
1171
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:00,605
LOOK OUT!
1172
00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:02,006
WHOA!
1173
00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,920
[BLOWING]
1174
00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:23,127
LINK, GET OUT
FROM THERE.
1175
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,228
AAH!
1176
00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,130
LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S FLIPPING OUT.
1177
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:27,564
HE KNOWS, DAVE.
1178
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:28,565
WHAT?
1179
00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:29,934
HE KNOWS.
1180
00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:34,138
HE KNOWS WHAT
HAPPENED TO HIM.
1181
00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:36,306
WE HAVE TO
HELP HIM.
1182
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,577
LINK.
1183
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,580
LINK.
1184
00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:45,149
LINK.
1185
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,316
OW.
1186
00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:49,319
LINK.
1187
00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:51,321
HEY.
1188
00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:54,158
STOP IT.
1189
00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:56,560
LOOK.
HEY, I UNDERSTAND.
1190
00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:58,963
FAMILY.
1191
01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,167
FAMILY.
1192
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,504
FAMILY.
1193
01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:08,438
YOU OK?
1194
01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:11,608
IT'S OK. LOOK, WE'RE
YOUR NEW FAMILY, MAN.
1195
01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:13,577
WE'RE YOUR NEW FAMILY.
1196
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,280
IT'S OK.
1197
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,921
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1198
01:00:28,325 --> 01:00:31,028
HE'S BURNT FROM ALL THIS.
1199
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:34,131
SEEING AS WE STARTED
THE SCHOOL YEAR
AS TOTAL LOSERS
1200
01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:36,500
AND NOW EVERYONE
KNOWS WHO WE ARE,
1201
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:40,104
I DON'T THINK
ONE MISTAKE IS
SUCH A BIG DEAL.
1202
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,471
YOU'RE DOGGIN' HIM, DAVE.
1203
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:44,108
JUST PROMISE ME
JUST A LITTLE MORE MELLOW?
1204
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:45,475
NOT SO MUCH?
1205
01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:46,476
STONEY.
1206
01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:48,145
DAVE.
1207
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,480
ALL RIGHT.
1208
01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:52,549
IF IT'LL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER,
1209
01:00:52,582 --> 01:00:55,019
I'LL BE MORE MELLOW
WITH HIM.
1210
01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,386
OK, ROBYN SWEENEY.
1211
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:57,387
HERE.
1212
01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:58,455
AGAIN?
1213
01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:02,459
I JUST CAN'T QUITE GET
THAT PARALLEL-PARKING THING.
1214
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,162
WHOA. WHOA.
PARALLEL PARKING
IS NOT A THING.
1215
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:06,897
UNDERSTAND?
IT'S NOT A FEELING,
1216
01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:08,298
IT'S NOT
A STATE OF MIND,
1217
01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:10,634
AND IT'S NOT
ONE OF YOUR
DISCO DANCES.
1218
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,169
NOW GET IN THE CAR,
1219
01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:14,171
AND DON'T TAKE IT
PERSONALLY.
1220
01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:15,973
OK, MR. BEADY.
1221
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,341
LINKAVITCH CHOMOFSKY.
1222
01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:18,475
OOH. OOH.
1223
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:21,045
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
1224
01:01:22,446 --> 01:01:24,248
GET INSIDE THE CAR.
1225
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:29,053
I CAN SHOOT
YOUR BARBER.
1226
01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:32,089
WITH HEMINGWAY'S
THE SUN ALSO RISES
1227
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:37,194
WHERE THE BLOOD SPORT
OF BULLFIGHTING IS USED...
1228
01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:39,429
UH-OH.
1229
01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:43,100
OH, GOD!
1230
01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:44,501
RAD MOBILE!
RAD MOBILE!
1231
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,270
BOYS, WILL YOU SIT DOWN?
1232
01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:51,441
MELLOW, DAVE.
THIS ISN'T MELLOW.
1233
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,079
LINK! LINK!
1234
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,249
DAVE.
1235
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:01,418
WATCH THE PEOPLE!
GRAB THE WHEEL!
1236
01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:03,788
HEY! COME ON!
1237
01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:08,558
TELL HIM TO STOP!
1238
01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:10,094
OK. STOP.
1239
01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:12,930
DIDN'T PHASE HIM, BRO.
1240
01:02:12,963 --> 01:02:16,200
ALL RIGHT, LINK,
JOKE'S OVER. STOP.
1241
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,534
HEY.
1242
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,269
STOP THAT CAR,
YOUNG MAN.
1243
01:02:19,303 --> 01:02:23,240
NO, LINK! BOTH HANDS
ON THE WHEEL!
1244
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:29,113
WHO WAS THAT?
WHO WAS THAT?
1245
01:02:29,146 --> 01:02:30,915
A CAR! A CAR!
1246
01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:35,485
AAH!
1247
01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:37,321
CLOSE CALL, BUDDY.
1248
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:40,490
HEY, BUDDY.
1249
01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:41,892
HI, ROB.
1250
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:43,393
HI, DAVE.
1251
01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:46,096
RED LIGHT!
1252
01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:47,297
AAH!
1253
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,273
BOOM! THERE HE WAS UP
ON TWO WHEELS.
1254
01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,275
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
1255
01:02:58,308 --> 01:02:59,910
I DON'T TEACH THAT.
1256
01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:01,912
I GOT THE LICENSE
PLATE NUMBER.
1257
01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:03,147
IT'S E684257.
1258
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,581
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE
1259
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:08,152
I LEFT THE KEYS
IN THE IGNITION, DO YOU?
1260
01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:09,586
OW!
1261
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:12,957
I THINK HE'S GOT
THE HANG OF IT.
1262
01:03:18,162 --> 01:03:21,365
WELL, THAT CONCLUDES
OUR PARALLEL PARKING
FOR TODAY.
1263
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,933
CLASS DISMISSED.
1264
01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:27,471
Robyn: LINK,
I THINK YOU JUST
FAILED DRIVER'S ED.
1265
01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:30,174
HEY, LINK, WAIT UP.
1266
01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:32,276
WHERE ARE WE?
1267
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,178
GREAT.
1268
01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,613
* MOVE YOUR BODY
1269
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,815
* MOVE YOUR BODY
TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE *
1270
01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,550
* MOVE YOUR BODY
1271
01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:43,120
* MOVE YOUR BODY
TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE *
1272
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,554
HOLA, MI AMIGOS.
1273
01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:47,457
IS IT OK
IF I JUST CHILL
UPON HERE?
1274
01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:48,492
ODALé.
1275
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,060
AMIGO, HUH?
1276
01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:53,163
YOU WANT
TO BE A MAN, éSE?
1277
01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:54,564
UH, EVENTUALLY,
YEAH,
1278
01:03:54,598 --> 01:03:56,566
BUT I'M ALMOST
THERE. LOOK.
1279
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,168
LOOK AT MY PATCH,
BRO.
1280
01:03:58,202 --> 01:03:59,169
WHOA.
WHOA.
1281
01:03:59,203 --> 01:04:00,971
MACHO.
1282
01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:04,174
THIS IS TEQUILA, RIGHT?
1283
01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:05,475
HMM.
1284
01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:07,411
WAIT, WHERE'S THE WORM?
1285
01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:10,247
THE WORM'S
RIGHT THERE, éSE.
1286
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,016
UH-UH. I'M A WEASEL.
1287
01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:14,318
[IMITATING WEASEL]
1288
01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:16,353
A WEASEL, EH?
1289
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:17,354
YEAH.
1290
01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:18,422
YOU WANT TO BE A MAN,
WEASEL?
1291
01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:19,924
YOU WANT TO
BE A MAN, éSE?
1292
01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:21,225
THEN DRINK LIKE AN HOMBRE.
1293
01:04:21,258 --> 01:04:22,927
NO, I CAN'T.
NO. I'M NOT GONNA.
1294
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,928
WHAT?
1295
01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:26,330
AAH! YOU GUYS!
1296
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,432
IT'S DISRESPECTFUL,
WEASEL!
1297
01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,100
BE A MAN, éSE.
COME ON.
1298
01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:31,435
DRINK IT UP.
LET'S GO.
1299
01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:33,237
DRINK LIKE A MAN, éSE.
1300
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:35,072
YOU CAN DO IT, éSE.
YOU CAN DO IT.
1301
01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:37,942
ANDALE!
1302
01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:41,611
[HOWLING]
1303
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:44,414
COME ON!
OTRA! OTRA!
1304
01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:49,253
OTRA VEZ! OTRA VEZ!
OTRA VEZ! OTRA!
1305
01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:52,122
OK, OK, OK. STOP.
1306
01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:54,124
5 MORE, MAN.
1307
01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:56,860
[CHANTING] WEASEL! WEASEL!
1308
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,396
WEASEL! WEASEL! WEASEL!
1309
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:02,066
WEASEL! WEASEL! WEASEL!
1310
01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:03,600
[HOWLING]
1311
01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:08,272
WEASEL! WEASEL! WEASEL!
1312
01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:09,273
WAIT, WAIT!
STOP, STOP!
1313
01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,308
DUDE, DO I HAVE
TO PAY FOR 'EM?
1314
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,110
[HOWLING]
1315
01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:14,878
* MOVE YOUR BODY
1316
01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,313
* MOVE YOUR BODY
1317
01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:19,549
* MOVE YOUR BODY
TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE *
1318
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,585
* MOVE YOUR BODY
1319
01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:22,586
HEY.
1320
01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:24,254
HEY, STONE.
1321
01:05:24,288 --> 01:05:25,922
WHERE'S LINK?
1322
01:05:25,956 --> 01:05:27,457
DANCING.
1323
01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:30,160
* MOVE YOUR BODY
TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE *
1324
01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:32,129
COOL. LET'S GO.
LET'S GO DANCE.
1325
01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:34,131
NO. I'M NOT GOOD
AT DANCING.
1326
01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:36,133
DAVE, YOU ARE TOO UPTIGHT.
1327
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,935
I JUST DON'T LIKE
TO DANCE.
1328
01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,937
HEY, WEASELS,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1329
01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:42,939
HEY. ENRIQUE, DAVE.
ENRIQUE.
1330
01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:46,510
HEY, MAN, YOU VATOS SEE
THAT MUCHACHA OVER THERE?
1331
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,112
YOU SEE HER?
1332
01:05:48,145 --> 01:05:49,479
YOU SEE HER?
1333
01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:51,515
DON'T BE LOOKING
AT HER, MAN!
1334
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:53,083
YOU SEE HER?
1335
01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:55,952
IF I SEE ANY MAN LOOKING
AT MY MUCHACHA,
1336
01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:59,956
THAT MAN WILL NO LONGER
BE RECOGNIZABLE AS A MAN.
1337
01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:01,358
NOW I WANT YOU VATOS
1338
01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:03,960
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,
ALL RIGHT?
1339
01:06:03,994 --> 01:06:05,462
SEE YOU LATER, WEASELS.
1340
01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:06,330
AHH.
1341
01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:08,598
* FEEL THE RHYTHM
1342
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,467
* FEEL THE RHYTHM
EVERYWHERE *
1343
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,336
* FEEL THE RHYTHM
1344
01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:14,604
* FEEL-FEEL-FEEL-FEEL
THE RHYTHM *
1345
01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:16,473
* MOVE YOUR BODY
1346
01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:18,442
* MOVE YOUR BODY
TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE *
1347
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,610
* MOVE YOUR BODY *
1348
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:31,821
CHOMOFSKY...CHOMOFSKY...
1349
01:06:31,855 --> 01:06:33,490
GOT IT.
1350
01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:35,959
CHOMOFSKY.
1351
01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:42,499
"RABIES, DISTEMPER,
FLEA DIP."
1352
01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:44,968
WHAT IS THIS?
1353
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,970
IT'S A DOG LICENSE, MAN.
1354
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:47,971
WHOA.
1355
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,506
ANIMAL SHELTER.
1356
01:06:52,409 --> 01:06:56,346
WHAT ARE THE TWO BIGGEST
LOSERS IN SCHOOL HIDING?
1357
01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:57,914
A DOG?
1358
01:06:57,947 --> 01:07:00,250
IT'S NOT
HIS LICENSE.
1359
01:07:01,951 --> 01:07:03,920
MM-HMM.
1360
01:07:04,954 --> 01:07:06,856
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1361
01:07:06,890 --> 01:07:08,558
* YEAH
1362
01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:12,162
* YOU KNOW YOU REALLY
TURN ME ON *
1363
01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:16,233
* COME ON NOW, HON, YEAH
1364
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:19,869
* YOU KNOW YOU REALLY
TURN ME ON *
1365
01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,072
* YOU DO, YOU DO
1366
01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:25,175
* AND WHEN, WHEN,
OH, WHEN YOU DO IT *
1367
01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,577
* UH, UH, UH, OH
1368
01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:29,846
* THAT'S MY SONG
1369
01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:38,422
* COME ON NOW, BABY, YEAH
1370
01:07:38,455 --> 01:07:42,426
* COME ON AND DO IT
TO ME PLEASE *
1371
01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:45,095
AAH!
1372
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,801
* DO IT, LET'S DO IT
1373
01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:54,571
* HIP, HIP, HIP,
YOU DO IT *
1374
01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:57,207
* COME ON,
UH, UH, UH, OH *
1375
01:07:57,241 --> 01:07:59,143
* THAT'S MY SONG
1376
01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:01,211
* LET'S DO IT,
LET'S DO IT *
1377
01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:02,579
* YOU'RE TURNING ME ON
1378
01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:04,581
* LET'S DO IT,
LET'S DO IT *
1379
01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:07,584
* COME ON NOW,
LET'S DO A TWIRL *
1380
01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:11,255
* COME ON,
AND DO IT TO ME *
1381
01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:15,959
* COME ON,
LET'S DO A TWIRL *
1382
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:38,948
YOU'RE RIGHT, éSE.
1383
01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:40,284
SHE'S NOT WORTH IT.
1384
01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,186
YEAH, THE VATO'S
GOT A POINT.
1385
01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:44,954
HEY, SHE AIN'T
WORTH IT, HOMES.
1386
01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:48,925
COME HERE, VATO.
1387
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,161
* LET'S DO IT,
LET'S DO IT **
1388
01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:54,964
POLICE.
1389
01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,633
INMIGRACIóN.
1390
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,535
OH, GOD!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
1391
01:08:58,568 --> 01:08:59,936
OH, SHIT.
1392
01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:04,941
STONE, STONE, LOOK.
TAKE ROBYN.
1393
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,176
[BELCHES]
1394
01:09:06,210 --> 01:09:07,944
ROBYN, TAKE STONE.
1395
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:08,945
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
1396
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,447
I'LL MEET UP
WITH YOU GUYS LATER.
1397
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,616
ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE.
1398
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,318
LINK!
1399
01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:16,052
LINK!
1400
01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:18,054
LINK! LINK!
1401
01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:21,057
THE COPS ARE HERE.
GET DOWN. GET DOWN.
1402
01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:24,060
COME ON.
WE'RE GOING TO GET BUSTED.
1403
01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:26,463
YOU ARE BUSTED.
1404
01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:38,475
STONEY IS
THE CRUSTIEST VATO
1405
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,077
I'VE EVER WITNESSED.
1406
01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:45,415
SO DON'T HARSH HIS GIG,
BUDDY.
1407
01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:48,318
OW!
OW!
OW!
1408
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,060
BUDDY.
1409
01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:58,061
BYE, GUYS.
1410
01:09:58,094 --> 01:09:59,429
DRIVE SAFELY.
1411
01:09:59,463 --> 01:10:01,064
[HONKS HORN]
1412
01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:03,433
NICE ELEMENT YOU'RE
HANGING OUT WITH.
1413
01:10:03,467 --> 01:10:06,069
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS
IN THE LOWRIDER?
1414
01:10:06,102 --> 01:10:09,072
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,
MATT. GO HOME.
1415
01:10:09,105 --> 01:10:10,240
HUH.
1416
01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:18,415
WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME
1417
01:10:18,448 --> 01:10:21,017
TO PICK YOU UP
TOMORROW NIGHT?
1418
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,019
IT'S THE PROM, REMEMBER?
1419
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,955
YOU KNOW,
YOU ARE JUST LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE.
1420
01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:28,958
ALL YOU CARE ABOUT
IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK.
1421
01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:31,395
OH, IT'S REALLY PATHETIC.
1422
01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,430
HEY, WATCH IT.
1423
01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:39,202
MATT, I'M NOT GOING
TO THE PROM WITH YOU.
1424
01:10:40,437 --> 01:10:43,973
I WANT TO GO WITH SOMEBODY
WHO'S REALLY COOL,
1425
01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:47,611
WHO'S NOT AFRAID
OF BEING HIMSELF
OR HAVING FUN.
1426
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,249
GOOD NIGHT.
1427
01:10:56,486 --> 01:10:59,122
WHO'S COOLER THAN ME?
1428
01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:01,458
YOUR PHONE CALL.
1429
01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:04,260
YOU GOT ONE.
MAKE IT QUICK.
1430
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,232
THANKS.
1431
01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:13,937
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1432
01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:16,072
MATTHEW WILSON.
1433
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:19,108
HELLO.
1434
01:11:19,142 --> 01:11:20,977
ROBYN.
1435
01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:23,347
DAVE, DID YOU GUYS
GET AWAY OK?
1436
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:25,349
WE'RE IN PRISON.
IT'S BEEN GREAT.
1437
01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:28,418
LOOK, THIS IS
MY ONE PHONE CALL,
1438
01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:30,987
AND I'M USING IT
TO ASK YOU
1439
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:33,423
TO GO TO THE PROM
WITH ME.
1440
01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:34,924
SO JUST SAY YES.
1441
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,026
NO.
1442
01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,262
WHY NOT?
1443
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,431
I WANT TO GO WITH LINK.
1444
01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:42,432
WHAT?
1445
01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:44,434
LOOK, WILL YOU
JUST ASK LINK
1446
01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,002
IF HE'LL GO WITH ME?
1447
01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:47,270
YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?
1448
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:49,373
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
1449
01:11:49,406 --> 01:11:51,040
I TELL YOU WHAT.
1450
01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:52,442
WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER.
1451
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:55,211
WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
1452
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,847
DAVE.
1453
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,260
HEY, DAVID!
1454
01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:46,430
HEY.
1455
01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:52,201
¿CóMO ESTá USTED
MUY BONITAS DE DIA?
1456
01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:54,370
HEY, WAIT. HOW WAS JAIL?
1457
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:56,372
DID YOU MEET ANYONE?
1458
01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:59,909
HEY, WAIT! WAIT UP!
1459
01:13:24,968 --> 01:13:27,937
LOOK,
THINGS JUST DIDN'T
TURN OUT RIGHT.
1460
01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:30,940
I MEAN,
I DON'T WANT THEM
CUTTING YOU UP
1461
01:13:30,974 --> 01:13:32,942
INTO LITTLE PIECES
OR ANYTHING.
1462
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:35,945
THIS IS JUST
WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.
1463
01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:38,948
IT'S BEST FOR ME,
TOO, ALL RIGHT.
1464
01:13:38,982 --> 01:13:40,116
HERE.
1465
01:13:44,488 --> 01:13:46,322
FOR RAD MOBILE.
1466
01:13:46,355 --> 01:13:47,957
FOR RAD MOBILE.
1467
01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:51,160
YEAH. PUT THEM
IN YOUR POCKET.
1468
01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,300
DON'T LOOK
AT ME LIKE THAT.
1469
01:13:57,333 --> 01:14:00,604
THIS IS JUST THE WAY
IT'S GOT TO BE.
1470
01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:03,607
GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE.
1471
01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,410
GO ON.
1472
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:10,146
GO ON. LEAVE.
1473
01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:13,016
GO.
1474
01:14:17,353 --> 01:14:18,955
I'M SORRY.
1475
01:14:22,358 --> 01:14:23,960
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
1476
01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:25,328
TALK TO ME, DAVE.
1477
01:14:25,361 --> 01:14:28,331
LET ME KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON, MAN.
1478
01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:29,966
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1479
01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,334
I'M LETTING HIM GO.
1480
01:14:31,367 --> 01:14:32,335
WHAT?
1481
01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:34,938
LOOK, I CAN'T
HANDLE HIM ANYMORE.
1482
01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:37,306
BESIDES,
HE'LL BE BETTER OFF
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
1483
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:38,942
NO, HE'S NOT, DAVE.
1484
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,944
LISTEN TO ME.
CALL HIM BACK.
1485
01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:42,311
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
1486
01:14:42,345 --> 01:14:44,313
I'M NOT KIDDING.
CALL HIM BACK.
1487
01:14:44,347 --> 01:14:46,049
IT'S DONE, MAN.
1488
01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:48,184
I'M SERIOUS.
CALL HIM BACK.
THAT'S HARSH.
1489
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,619
HE'S NOT
MY RESPONSIBILITY.
1490
01:14:49,653 --> 01:14:53,356
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WHEEZED
OFF HIS GIG THE WHOLE TIME
1491
01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:55,959
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT MAYBE
IT'D GET YOU SOMEWHERE,
1492
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,861
AND NOW THE GUY GETS
A LITTLE CRUSTY,
1493
01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,963
AND YOU'RE JUST
GOING TO BAG HIM.
1494
01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:03,366
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
WITH FRIENDS, MAN.
1495
01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:04,968
YOU DON'T
BAG YOUR FRIENDS
1496
01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:07,971
BECAUSE THEY GET
IN YOUR WAY,
NO MATTER WHAT.
1497
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:11,407
YOU'VE ONLY CARED
ABOUT NUGS, CHILLIN',
AND GRINDAGE.
1498
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,376
I HAPPEN TO CARE
RIGHT NOW.
1499
01:15:13,409 --> 01:15:15,011
THAT'S CONVENIENT.
1500
01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:16,913
YOU CAME ALONG
FOR THE RIDE,
1501
01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:18,915
AND YOU LET ME
DO THE DIRTY WORK
1502
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:21,918
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
IT MIGHT WORK OUT
TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
1503
01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,920
THOSE ARE DESPERATE WORDS
OF A LOSER.
1504
01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:25,922
MAYBE MATT WILSON
WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU.
1505
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,356
TAKE THAT BACK,
STONEY.
1506
01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:29,225
NO, YOU TAKE IT BACK.
1507
01:15:29,258 --> 01:15:31,027
TAKE IT BACK!
1508
01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:39,502
YOU'RE A LOSER.
1509
01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:43,907
ALL RIGHT.
1510
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,177
I'M SORRY.
1511
01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:49,946
FAMILY.
1512
01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:56,219
YOU CAN LET GO, LINK.
1513
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,423
I'M SORRY, MAN.
1514
01:16:00,456 --> 01:16:02,025
IT'S OK.
1515
01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:05,028
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT GOT INTO ME.
1516
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,295
I'M SORRY.
1517
01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:09,933
I DIDN'T MEAN IT, STONE.
1518
01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:13,236
I'M SORRY ABOUT IT.
1519
01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:18,274
OW!
1520
01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:27,617
[RAP SONG PLAYING]
1521
01:16:28,451 --> 01:16:30,219
YOU LOOK GREAT.
1522
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,421
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1523
01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:33,990
YOU DESERVE IT.
1524
01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:35,424
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1525
01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,993
[SNIFFING]
1526
01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:38,628
IF YOU TOUCH HER...
1527
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:43,399
SO YOU THINK
THEY'RE READY?
1528
01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,968
I DON'T KNOW.
1529
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:46,402
DAVE!
1530
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:48,604
DAVE, HEY.
1531
01:16:49,873 --> 01:16:51,074
HEY.
1532
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,242
YOU'RE NOT READY.
1533
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,278
I CAN'T GO.
1534
01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:56,612
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
1535
01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,614
JUST TURN AROUND
AND GO UPSTAIRS,
1536
01:16:58,648 --> 01:16:59,949
PUT SOMETHING ON.
1537
01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:03,086
NO, REALLY, I CAN'T.
I'M ON PROBATION.
1538
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,487
I'M GROUNDED.
1539
01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:09,458
HI, LINK.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
1540
01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:11,627
YOU GUYS GO.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1541
01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:13,462
COME ON. LET GO.
1542
01:17:13,496 --> 01:17:15,999
OH, NO, NO, NO.
COME ON.
1543
01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:17,433
DAVE, ARE YOU SURE?
1544
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,935
GO.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1545
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,370
GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE.
1546
01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:22,972
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1547
01:17:23,006 --> 01:17:24,607
DRIVE SAFELY.
1548
01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:27,944
GOD, SHE SMELLS GOOD.
1549
01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:32,548
TO LINK.
1550
01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:36,052
MAY HE HAVE A COOL TIME
AT THE PROM.
1551
01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:37,854
TO LINKAGE.
1552
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,462
THERE'S ALWAYS COLLEGE.
1553
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,965
JUNIOR COLLEGE.
1554
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,072
LINK, GET DOWN HERE.
1555
01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:00,376
GIVE ME A BOOST.
1556
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,584
WHOA.
1557
01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:48,925
HA HA HA!
1558
01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:52,796
GOTCHA.
1559
01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:56,800
DAVE!
1560
01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:58,434
STONEY, COME ON.
1561
01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:00,069
UH-OH.
1562
01:19:00,103 --> 01:19:01,437
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1563
01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:03,072
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1564
01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:05,041
GIVE ME BACK
THOSE PICTURES.
1565
01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:06,242
NO.
1566
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,444
HEY, COME BACK HERE.
1567
01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:10,479
THEY TOOK
THE POLAROIDS.
1568
01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:12,081
COME ON.
1569
01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:14,483
COME ON. THOSE
ARE OUR PICTURES.
1570
01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:29,132
AND IT'S UNANIMOUS.
1571
01:19:29,165 --> 01:19:31,567
THE VOTE FOR PROM KING
GOES TO--
1572
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,169
WAIT!
1573
01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:36,940
WAIT!
1574
01:19:39,943 --> 01:19:41,277
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO, MATT?
1575
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:42,946
COME ON. STOP IT.
1576
01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:49,285
THIS IS OUR SCHOOL, RIGHT?
1577
01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:50,619
YEAH.
YEAH.
1578
01:19:50,653 --> 01:19:52,588
AND WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
1579
01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:55,925
IF SOMETHING BOGUS
IS GOING DOWN
1580
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,293
IN OUR SCHOOL, RIGHT?
1581
01:19:57,326 --> 01:19:59,462
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
1582
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:02,932
THIS HUMMER RIGHT HERE
IS TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE.
1583
01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:07,136
HIS NAME ISN'T
LINKOVITCH CHOMOFSKY,
1584
01:20:07,170 --> 01:20:09,305
AND HE'S NOT FROM ESTONIA.
1585
01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:12,475
MATT, WILL YOU JUST
STOP THIS ALREADY?
1586
01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:14,477
SHOOSH!
1587
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,280
TRUST ME.
1588
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,984
THEY'VE ALL BEEN LYING
TO US,
1589
01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:22,818
BUT I FOUND OUT.
1590
01:20:24,087 --> 01:20:25,989
I KNOW THE TRUTH.
1591
01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:28,457
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE TRUTH?
1592
01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:29,959
YEAH.
YEAH.
1593
01:20:29,993 --> 01:20:33,629
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT HE REALLY IS?
1594
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,631
YEAH!
YEAH!
1595
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:38,034
Girl:
WHAT'S THE SECRET?
1596
01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:42,071
HE'S A CAVEMAN.
1597
01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,477
NO. NO!
1598
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:51,214
LOOK! HE'S A FREAK!
1599
01:20:55,118 --> 01:20:57,053
I GOT PICTURES.
1600
01:20:57,086 --> 01:20:58,821
NO!
1601
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,223
LET ME SEE THOSE PICTURES.
1602
01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:01,925
GIVE ME BACK THOSE PICTURES.
1603
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,359
GIVE ME THOSE.
1604
01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:04,427
NO.
1605
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:06,262
DAVE!
1606
01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:11,500
HMM-MMM!
1607
01:21:11,534 --> 01:21:14,003
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
FAG?
1608
01:21:18,107 --> 01:21:19,075
WHOA.
1609
01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:20,076
HEY.
1610
01:21:20,109 --> 01:21:21,244
HEY!
1611
01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:24,613
HEY!
1612
01:21:24,647 --> 01:21:28,051
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
1613
01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:30,286
HEY!
1614
01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,928
WATCH, WATCH, WATCH.
1615
01:21:47,470 --> 01:21:49,238
UH-HUH.
1616
01:21:52,075 --> 01:21:53,909
SHOOSH!
1617
01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:05,989
OW!
1618
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:17,100
* SHE LIKES
TO FEED THE MONKEY *
1619
01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:18,934
* SHE LIKES
TO FEED THE MONKEY *
1620
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,303
* SHE LIKES
TO FEED THE MONKEY *
1621
01:22:20,336 --> 01:22:21,604
* SHE LIKES TO BOOGIE
1622
01:22:21,637 --> 01:22:24,607
* WELL, YOU GOT
TO LET ME TELL YOU *
1623
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:26,009
* ALL THE STORY
1624
01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:30,413
* OF A HOMETOWN BOY
AND HIS MONKEY *
1625
01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:32,081
* HE'S GOT THAT KIND
OF MONKEY *
1626
01:22:32,115 --> 01:22:33,449
* THAT THE GIRLS
WANT TO KNOW *
1627
01:22:33,482 --> 01:22:36,152
* HE LIKES
TO TAKE HIS MONKEY *
1628
01:22:36,185 --> 01:22:38,087
* EVERY PLACE THAT HE GOES
1629
01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:50,166
OW!
1630
01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,335
* TO FEED THE MONKEY
1631
01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:54,170
* DIDN'T YOU KNOW
1632
01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,104
WATCH THIS.
1633
01:22:55,138 --> 01:22:56,439
* A FUNKY MONKEY
1634
01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:59,108
* I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW
1635
01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:00,476
* HOW DID
HE GET SO HUNGRY? *
1636
01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:01,510
* I'D LIKE TO KNOW
1637
01:23:01,544 --> 01:23:04,447
* WOULD YOU
FEED MY MONKEY? *
1638
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,117
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO
THE WILD THING? *
1639
01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:09,985
* MY MONKEY DON'T SCRATCH,
MY MONKEY DON'T BITE *
1640
01:23:10,019 --> 01:23:12,155
* MY MONKEY DON'T SWING
IN NO TREE *
1641
01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:13,456
* MY MONKEY DON'T CHILL,
MY MONKEY DON'T DROOL *
1642
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:15,058
* MY MONKEY DON'T START
A THING *
1643
01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:17,993
* MY MONKEY DON'T FREAK,
MY MONKEY DON'T CARE *
1644
01:23:18,027 --> 01:23:19,495
* MY MONKEY
GONNA BE OK *
1645
01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:21,464
* YOU TELL MY MONKEY
YOU WANT TO EAT *
1646
01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:24,333
* THEN HE'LL TURN
INTO A BIG OLD APE **
1647
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:32,007
[TARZAN YELL]
1648
01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:39,582
[HONKING HORN]
1649
01:23:39,615 --> 01:23:42,251
HEY, PARTY!
1650
01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:52,061
WHAT YOU DID
WAS PRETTY COOL.
1651
01:23:52,095 --> 01:23:54,063
WHO CARES ABOUT COOL
ANYWAY, RIGHT?
1652
01:23:54,097 --> 01:23:55,164
RIGHT.
1653
01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:58,067
WELL, THERE WAS ONE
REALLY COOL THING
1654
01:23:58,101 --> 01:24:00,069
I WANTED
TO SHOW YOU.
1655
01:24:00,103 --> 01:24:01,270
WHAT?
1656
01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:02,938
THIS.
1657
01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:17,220
OH, DAVE.
1658
01:24:17,253 --> 01:24:18,421
HEY, BUDDY.
1659
01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:29,398
[ALARM SOUNDING]
1660
01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:32,135
AAH!
AAH!
1661
01:24:42,245 --> 01:24:44,947
Stoney: IT'S YOUR CAVENUG.
1662
01:24:45,981 --> 01:24:47,616
AAH!
1663
01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:49,218
HA HA HA!
1664
01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:50,586
OW!
1665
01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:53,456
AAH!
1666
01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,892
YEAH!
1667
01:24:56,925 --> 01:25:00,296
OW!
OW!
1668
01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:02,931
OH, YEAH.
1669
01:25:02,965 --> 01:25:05,268
YEAH, BUDDY.
SHE IS SO GREASY.
1670
01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:06,269
DUH!
1671
01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:08,171
AAH. HEY.
1672
01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:13,075
OW!
1673
01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:23,586
I'LL BE BA-ACK.
1674
01:25:26,322 --> 01:25:29,292
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
BUENA VISTA TELEVISION
1675
01:25:29,325 --> 01:25:33,028
OW! YEAH, STONERS!
1676
01:25:33,061 --> 01:25:34,330
WHAT'S UP, BRO?
1677
01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:35,331
WHOO!
1678
01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:37,933
PARTY FIESTA!
1679
01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:40,936
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
1680
01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:44,039
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
1681
01:25:49,345 --> 01:25:52,181
* YOUR LITTLE WOMAN GOT
THAT LOOK IN HER EYES *
1682
01:25:52,215 --> 01:25:53,949
* WANNA CUT ME DOWN
TO SIZE *
1683
01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:56,485
* SHOW ME WHAT YOU
GONNA DO *
1684
01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,888
* IT'S TRUE
1685
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:04,193
* WHO'S THAT GORILLA
STANDIN' BY YOUR SIDE? *
1686
01:26:04,227 --> 01:26:06,195
* OH, NO,
THAT MUST BE A RIDE *
1687
01:26:06,229 --> 01:26:08,831
* YOU WOULDN'T BE
WITH SUCH A FOOL *
1688
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,134
* CALL YOUR MAMA, TOO
1689
01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,139
* THERE'S SOMETHIN' OVER
HERE I WANT YOU TO SEE *
1690
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,307
* THERE'S A PARTY
1691
01:26:18,341 --> 01:26:20,075
* BUT IT ISN'T FOR FREE
1692
01:26:20,108 --> 01:26:22,411
* GET SOMETHIN' STRAIGHT
BETWEEN YOU AND ME *
1693
01:26:22,445 --> 01:26:23,412
* BECAUSE
1694
01:26:23,446 --> 01:26:25,248
* OH, NO!
1695
01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:28,517
* YOU'RE INVITED,
BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME *
1696
01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:31,254
* WHOA, NO, NO
1697
01:26:31,287 --> 01:26:33,889
* COME ON, BABE,
WE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN *
1698
01:26:33,922 --> 01:26:36,191
* WHOA!
1699
01:26:42,231 --> 01:26:44,567
* HEARTBREAKER, YEAH,
YOU CAME FOR THE SHOW *
1700
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,201
* BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW
1701
01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:48,937
* YOU'D END UP
IN THE SPOTLIGHT *
1702
01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:52,107
* WELL, ALL RIGHT
1703
01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:56,545
* COME ON, BABE,
WON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT *
1704
01:26:56,579 --> 01:26:58,414
* READY OR NOT
1705
01:26:58,447 --> 01:26:59,448
* I WANT TO
1706
01:26:59,482 --> 01:27:01,116
* HERE WE GO
1707
01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:04,353
* OH, NO!
1708
01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:18,301
* I'M MAKIN' PLANS
FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT *
1709
01:27:18,334 --> 01:27:21,203
* SO TELL YOUR FATHER
THAT HE BETTER NOT FIGHT *
1710
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:24,440
* MY DOGS ARE BIGGER,
AND THEY'RE READY TO BITE *
1711
01:27:24,473 --> 01:27:26,609
* SO COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON *
1712
01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:27,943
* GIVE IT UP TONIGHT
1713
01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:29,445
* OH, NO!
1714
01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:32,615
* YOU'RE INVITED,
BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME *
1715
01:27:33,982 --> 01:27:35,618
* WHOA, NO, NO!
1716
01:27:35,651 --> 01:27:38,454
* COME ON, BABE,
WE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN *
1717
01:27:39,988 --> 01:27:41,957
* OH, NO!
1718
01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:44,393
* YOU'RE INVITED,
BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME *
1719
01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:46,094
* YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME
1720
01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:47,596
* WHOA, NO, NO!
1721
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:50,265
* COME ON, BABE,
WE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN *
1722
01:27:50,299 --> 01:27:51,334
* YEAH
1723
01:27:51,367 --> 01:27:53,936
* WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME FUN *
1724
01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:57,406
* WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME FUN *
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* WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME FUN, BABY *
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01:28:00,175 --> 01:28:03,245
* OH, BUT SHE CAN'T COME
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01:28:05,348 --> 01:28:06,782
* WHOA!
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