All language subtitles for Bob Hearts Abishola s04e16 Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock.eng

The mashed potatoes
are delicious.

Bob made them.

Well, Betty Crocker
made them,

but Bob added the water.

Gee, thanks, Mom.

Oluwa mi o.

Just put some butter
and salt on 'em.

Yeti is dead.

Auntie Yeti? How?

Heart attack during
water aerobics.

That is horrible.

No one should die
wearing water wings.

I am so sorry about your sister.

Wait, you two are sisters.
Isn't she your sister, too?

No, she was my cousin.

Oh.

I don't understand.

Mummy and Auntie Olu
have the same daddy.

Mummy and Auntie Yeti

have the same mummy.

Mummy and
Auntie Olu's daddy

was related
to Auntie Yeti's daddy.

Maybe you could draw it up
like a football play.

DOTTIE:
It's not that hard.

A couple has baby Yeti,

then, for some reason,
the dad is out of the picture.

I'm figuring maybe he cheated

or he has a secret
second family.

No, that's allowed over there.

He died of
a staph infection.

But he did have
a secret second family.

So, Mom marries
into a happy harem,

spits out Ebun,

one of
the other wives

drops an Olu, and ta-da!

Now do you understand?

No, I just
regret asking.

I just learned more about
my family in five minutes

than I have
in 15 years.

("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)

Abishola, tell Bob
I want to fly to the funeral

in business class.
I cannot grieve in economy.

Mummy, Auntie Yeti's
funeral is in Toronto.

They are not flying her
body back to Nigeria

to be revered
and honored?

When you die,

I will put your body
on a plane to Nigeria

while it is still warm.

Thank you. I raised you well.

It will be cheaper
for Bob to fly me to Toronto,

so make it first class.

You are here from Nigeria
on an American family visa.

It does not permit you
to leave the country.

I am sure there is a way.

Does Bob still have his boat?

I am sorry, Mummy.

If you were an American citizen,
you could go.

You are a citizen.

I am.

Then you will go.

We are manufacturing
our first socks this week.

I did not know
you ran the machines.

This is
a big moment for Bob.

He wants to slide
the first sock

on my foot
like Cinderella.

You will go.

I am also needed
at the hospital.

You will go.

Yes, Mummy.

Dele,

you'll be going with me

to Auntie Yeti's funeral.

But I have school.

You will go.

Kofo.
Goodwin.

I expected you to crawl in
behind Mr. Wheeler.

He's finishing up
a call.

He asked me to set up.

Well, then, set up.

I no longer take
orders from you.

But I am setting up.

Well, thank you very much.

I've got some socks
headed your way.

You sound like a medium.

Yeah, it's a gift.

All right,
bye now.

(sighs) Immigration lawyer.

I'm trying to get
my mother-in-law

out of the country.

I know she's difficult,

but you don't have
to deport her.

Ebun wants to go to a funeral

in Canada.
GOODWIN: Oh.

Immigration law
is very confusing.

I have a cousin
I helped get a visa,

and it was not easy.

And I have a cousin
who will never let me

forget it.

I don't understand,
it's just Canada.

I didn't even think
we cared about that border.

You would have never gotten
a visa unless I gave you a job.

Mr. Wheeler gave me the job.

Maybe I'll give Ebun
one of your jobs.

I do not know if that
would solve your problem.

Oh, it would solve one of them.

There's got to be
a palm I can grease.

Be careful accepting help.

Some people may hold it
over your head forever.

Perhaps if some people
showed a little gratitude,

then the other people would not.

Remember the days when
I would come to you for advice

and you'd make fun
of me in Yoruba?

Can't we just go back to that?

We have a new admit

coming in
half an hour.

She requested
a room with a view.

Hmm.

Put her in 402.

She can see the parking lot
behind the Chipotle.

Hello, ladies.
Hey.

Hello, Kemi.

Cancel your plan
for the week.

I have something
you will enjoy.

Ooh. Is it a funeral?

That's your guess?

It is a funeral.
That's the answer?

A Nigerian funeral

is a cannot miss event.

Lavish meals,
dancing.

It is like a birthday party,

except you don't have
to bring presents

because the person is dead.

And I'm guessing
no candles on the cake.

Mm-hmm.

Who passed away?

My Auntie Yeti.

Oh, that's terrible.

No, it's not.

When Abishola and her ex-husband
first came from Nigeria,

they stayed with Yeti.

It forever changed her.

I know it is
hard to believe,

but this one used to be funny.

Really?

Auntie Yeti forced me
to clean her house,

cook her meals,

and wait on her hand and foot.

I felt like a prisoner.

So, how'd you escape?

Tayo and I moved to Detroit.

I never spoke to her again.

Oh, sweetie.
That's too bad.

Yes, it is.

But a funeral,

what a wonderful
surprise.

Neil Armstrong
walked on the Moon,

Steve Jobs
invented the iPhone,

and now the Wheelers have
brought sock manufacturing

back to the good old U.S. of A.

Whoo!

There was a Goodwin Olayiwola
involved as well.

I couldn't have done this
without all of you guys,

which is why I want you here

when we pull
the first sock off the line.

Oh! I haven't been
this excited in years.

Oh, my God,
that's actually true.

Okay, Kofo, record this
so I can show Abishola.

I am already livestreaming
to our legion of sock fans.

Hello, John and Michael.

If you like what you see,
smash the subscribe button.

You didn't tell me
we were gonna be on camera.

Hold on.

Okay, I'm ready.

All right,
let's make sure these meet

the MaxDot seal of approval.

The Lycra,
spandex and cotton

should all be
playing their parts

like a great jazz band.

KOFO:
Yes, and no part of the sock

should be more bossy or
egocentric than any other.

Mmm, fresh baked sock.

Good elasticity.

The graduated compression
levels are off.

And I'm not
feeling it taper.

But it is still
a good sock.

Good isn't enough.

Really? "Good enough" is

the best compliment
I've ever gotten.

Have you smelled
the sock, Bob?

We can't afford to waste time
trying to figure this out.

If we don't have socks
ready to ship, we're screwed.

Oh, we lost Michael.

Kofo, stop the video.

Everybody out.

As you can see,
perfection is the only

acceptable standard
here at MaxDot.

Kofo, I swear
to God...

Perfection and blasphemy.
I'm turning it off.

(indistinct chatter)

Too bad
I am not single.

Men are so sexy
when they are sad.

Why did they not use
a picture of her smiling?

That is her smile.

Since this is
your first funeral,

you should follow my lead.

If people are solemn,

I am solemn.

If they are happy, I am happy.

Welcome, everyone.

Hello.

Hello, Yinka.

I am so glad you are here.

We are so glad
to be here.

You are a natural.

My mother sends her condolences.

Thank you.

Ah, you lived with
Mummy for a while.

That must have been
a wonderful time for you.

My mother sends
her condolences.

Excuse me.

There are so many people
to speak to.

As you know, my mother
was a beloved woman.

I know you
feel that way.

(sighs) That is done.

Let us go back to the hotel.

Abishola,

we must be respectful.

She was your family.

She never treated me
like family.

And now she is dead.

You have won.

AUNTIE OLU:
You can pretend

to have loved her
for a couple of days.

KEMI:
Yes.

I despised my husband,

but you should have
seen the performance

I put on at his funeral.

(crying):
How will I go on?

You took the wrong person.

Why, God, why?

Thank you.

You see? Easy.

She was a horrible,
bitter woman,

and I did not like her.

I doubt anyone
here did.

They are just here
for the food.

Mum.
What?

Oh, Y-Yinka...

This is why I love a funeral.

You never know what
is going to happen.

I have a good feeling
about this one.

I hope so.

If these socks
don't come out right,

we'll all be looking for jobs.

My good feeling is going away.

(phone rings)

I got to take this.

Hello.

Yeti is ruining everything.

The dead lady?

Yes.

And she's your mom's cousin?

My mother's sister.

But not your mother's
sister's sister.

Yes, Bob. How hard is it?

Honey, if you're not happy,

get in the car and go.

The woman in the box
won't notice.

I cannot.

I have to set
a good example for my son.

Do you want me
to start the oven?

Don't touch the oven.

I know you are busy.
I should let you go.

BOB:
Look, I don't know everything

that went on with this lady,

but this is the last time
you're going to see her.

Why not take the high road
and move on with your life?

That awful woman does not
deserve my forgiveness.

Low road it is. Love you.

What did I say
about the oven?!

I am making a soup.

There is no reason to devour
cold cuts like a wild dog.

If you weren't here,

I would have squirted
mustard in my mouth.

Bobby, at
my funeral,

I want an open casket
and an open bar.

I'm sorry, did I miss some news?

It's important
you know my wishes

in case I snap my neck
in the shower tonight.

I got a lot on my plate.
Just take a bath.

The only way to honor
a dead relative

is to make sure

all their last
demands are met.

I want to be buried
in that dress I like.

The low-cut one that was
the talk of my graduation?

Oh, that was a crowd-pleaser.

No, the silver chiffon number.

Well, if it didn't scar me
for life, I don't remember it.

I'll go get it.

No, don't get it now.

Be thankful you will be
able to attend her funeral.

I cannot even say goodbye
to my sister

without being tackled
by border patrol.

I'm sorry, Mama Ebun.

It is fine.

I will see her
again in heaven.

If they let me in with
my American family visa.

You know what, why don't you
come to the factory tomorrow,

help me figure out
these socks?

I do not need you
to babysit me.

I'm not babysitting.

I need someone who can tell me
the truth about things.

That mustache is not
doing you any favors.

Let's stick with socks,

but your head's
in the right place.

What do you think?

Looks good, right?

We should not
be in here.

It is a viewing.

I have to view
what she's wearing.

It is bad luck

to be matchy-matchy
with a dead person.

Oh.

She looks nice.

Lovely silk blend.

They are burying good material.

I can hardly look at the woman.

I know you despise her,

but in a way,

the two of you are very similar.

I am nothing like her.

Don't you think
it was hard for her

being a single mother
living in a different country?

Well, I did it
without being a monster

to everybody around me.

Eh, that depends who you ask.

But you were not alone.
You had me,

and Auntie,

and Uncle, and me.

She had nobody, and yet
she still made room for you.

Tayo and I slept on
a broken futon.

She refused to replace it
until we left.

Ah-ah.

Her shoes look more
expensive than mine.

I have to go shopping.

I will not be upstaged
by a corpse again.

Give me a minute.

Are you going
to put a curse on her?

Kemi, please.

You are right.

Let's save our curses
for the living.

I suppose all these years,

I never considered the situation

you were in when I arrived.

It must have been difficult.

(sighs)

It was for me when Tayo left.

Yes, we divorced.

I know you are delighted
to hear that.

I was so sure my life

would turn out a certain way,

and when it didn't,
I blamed you.

That was not fair.

You were unkind to me.

But I would not have been happy
with anything you did

because I was not
a happy person.

But I am now.

I have a great career,

and a wonderful husband.

I am not the same woman
I was when you knew me.

I deserved better.

But so did you.

(ghostly voice):
I forgive you, Abishola.

What? I didn't say anything.

You can hang out
in my office

if it's too hot out here.

I like it. The humidity
reminds me of Nigeria.

Great, that's what
I was going for.

(alarm beeps)

I think the sock is finished.

Yep, just saying a little
prayer for good thread density.

I will join you.

Oh, good,
it's better

if he hears
a familiar voice.

Amen.

Amen over here, too.

Okay, let's see
how trial 35 did.

This is 36.

35, you overdid the rayon

and had split seams.

My daughter's future
depends on these socks.

Hey.

Hey, here we go.

All right,
tight toe.

Perfect stitching.

I think you're
my good luck charm.

There is no such thing
as luck.

This was God.

And you.

I guess I had something
to do with it.

Every morning,
I see you

leave early
and come back late.

You would not stop

until you got the sock
that you are holding now.

Took Heinz 57 batches.

Only took me 36.

You take great care of
the things you love.

I am glad my
daughter found you.

Thank you, that means a lot.

I know.

Hey, you want to go out
for a celebration dinner?

Split a bottle of bubbly?

For one sock?

We will eat,

I will take
the champagne home,

and you will come back here

and continue
building our empire.

Kaale, Yinka.
May I speak with you, please?

I think you said
enough yesterday.

I am so sorry.

I wish your mother and I
could have known each other

under different circumstances.

I regret not reaching out
over the years,

but I had no idea
what to say.

You have given her
a wonderful service.

Yes, well...

...thank you for being here.

Your mother would be proud.

Next time, muster up
a couple of tears, hmm?

(singing in Yoruba)

(all singing)

Abishola,
have some fun.

You're at a funeral.

(singing in Yoruba)

BOB: "The Homegoing
of Oluyeti Olusegun."

Your aunt, your
mother's sister,

and Auntie
Olu's cousin.

Winner, winner,
jollof dinner.

EBUNOLUWA:
Look at all those people who loved my sister.

(dialogue inaudible)

And the flowers
I sent are up front.

I put them
there myself.

(woman sobbing)

That is Auntie Bola.

They had to pry her
off the casket.

She is drawing attention
away from my flowers.

Will you wail like
that when I'm dead?

You got it, waterworks,

open bar
and your silver chiffon.

You do listen to me.

(sobbing)

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