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High noon in Gotham City...
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on a day when the number
12 is to become an evil omen...
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for all good citizens.
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Very good, Chief
O'Hara. Impressive.
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Part of our new scientific
crime-fighting program, commissioner.
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It shows every art
treasure in Gotham City...
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so we can check them
out at a moment's notice.
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With this map and improved
criminal procedures...
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we should be well on our way to putting
Gotham City's criminals behind bars.
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Never mind the
bars, look to the stars.
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Not to mention Venus
and Mars. Ha-ha-ha!
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Mother McGinty, it's Joker.
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In police headquarters?
The nerve.
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Naughty, naughty, commissioner.
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Let's keep your
blue-coated buffoons outside.
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What do you want here, Joker?
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Just passing the time. As I
did all those months in prison...
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after those caped cabbageheads
were lucky enough to apprehend me.
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Luck had nothing
to do with it, Joker.
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Your warped criminal mind is no
match for the wits of Batman and Robin.
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They'll outsmart you every time.
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A stroke of luck,
I tell you. Agh.
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Well, in any event, I used my
free time to cultivate a new hobby.
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Astrology, the
science of the stars...
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the science of the
future. Ha-ha-ha.
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Woo! Ha-ha-ha!
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Mustn't touch, chief. Oh, ho.
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My, what slow learners.
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Well, what have we here?
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This should go well
with my star charts.
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Now, enough of this foolery.
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I've come to announce a new
crime wave for Gotham City.
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This is the first of
the zodiac crimes.
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Look for 11 more, and
don't forget to keep score.
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Venus, my dear.
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Keep the stars out of your
eyes, gentlemen. Woo, ha-ha-ha!
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Going up, please.
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Mother McGee, he's gone.
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The nerve of the scoundrel.
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I think it's very nice you decided
to try out for the school band, Dick.
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Don't you think so, Bruce?
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Yes, Aunt Harriet.
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Very nice.
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The Batphone, sir.
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- What's that, Alfred?
- It's the Bat...
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That phone, sir.
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I suggest you
take it in the study.
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I think maybe I'll practice
my marching, Aunt Harriet.
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- Yes, commissioner.
- I have bad news for you, Batman.
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That master of maudlin
mockery is back.
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He just barged
smack into this office.
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We'll be right there.
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The Joker again.
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To the Batpoles.
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Gosh, Bruce, it's like trying
to get away from an octopus.
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There it floated,
in front of me nose.
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Dancing back and forth.
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I can imagine it looked quite
mysterious, Chief O'Hara...
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but the principle behind the
mechanism is really quite simple.
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By magnetizing a steel rod...
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and using the polarity of the
steel girders in this building...
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Joker could have balanced the rod
in midair by using a simple rheostat.
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But what did he mean by
all that talk about the stars?
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And the wave of 12
crimes he promised.
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And why steal our
official rare art map?
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He may be planning a crime
for each sign of the zodiac.
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Holy astronomy.
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Aries, the Ram.
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Taurus, the Bull.
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Gemini, the Twins.
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Virgo, the Virgin.
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Libra, the Scales.
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Scorpio, the Scorpion,
et cetera, et cetera...
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ad infinitum.
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Ha. Just as I thought.
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A cleverly concealed
two-way spy device.
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You mean the Joker could be
listening to us at this moment?
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Exactly, Boy Blunder. Ha, ha.
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- That's him.
- Speaking through my spy device...
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which Batman detected
as I expected. Ha-ha-ha!
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But I warn you, Batman,
I don't feel rejected...
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with a fortune in
treasure still unprotected.
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However did you know the
gadget was here, Batman?
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Simple matter of
deduction, Chief O'Hara.
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Joker would never come to this
office simply to steal a rare art map.
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Rare art map.
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R-A-M.
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Aries, the Ram, the first sign.
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Gosh, Batman, you
think he's already started?
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Whenever Joker's involved...
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who knows when he
started or what he started.
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The caped crusaders don't
know what's in store for them.
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At long last, I'll have them
out of my way permanently.
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That's a long time, Joker.
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The proceeds from my zodiac crimes
will give me what I've always wanted.
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Complete control of
Gotham City. Oh, yes.
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The caped crusaders are
now solidly star-crossed.
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Venus.
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Venus, will you stop bouncing?
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Your orders, Joker.
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A larcenous mind
in a limber body.
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- We must stay trim.
- No.
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Batman's no fool.
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He's no match for me
with the stars as my guide.
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Oh, get the door, Mercury.
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Freight shipment. Collect.
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- Two thousand four hundred fifty dollars.
- What?
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Just pay him, Mercury.
Quick, give me a hand with this.
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Ha-ha-ha! Careful now. Careful.
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What's inside, Joker?
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Two thousand dollars
is a lot of money.
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Oh, this merchandise
is worth $2000.
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It's worth 200,000,
you cheapskate.
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At least you could have
sent me a plane ticket.
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We had to get you into Gotham City
without anyone knowing about it, Pengy.
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Especially Batman.
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You better have something good
cooked up for that caped creep.
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Oh, don't you worry, Pengy.
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The pot's being put on the
fire right now, and Batman's in it.
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Oh, you are a man after
my own heart, Joker.
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- Black, eh?
- Black as pitch.
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Meanwhile, the caped crusaders
study a copy of the rare art map.
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There are dozens of places
the Joker could strike next.
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And we're not even sure he'll
use the map for his next crime.
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I have a hunch that's
Joker calling for me.
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- May I, commissioner?
- Oh, please. Yeah.
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- Batman speaking.
- A clue, caped curmudgeon.
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Taurus, the Bull, is next on my show
and you'll soon be singing a song of woe.
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Taurus, the Bull. Do
you think it's a trick?
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I don't think it's
a trick, Robin.
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I don't think it's
Taurus either.
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A song of woe. Gemini.
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- The Twins?
- Of course.
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Sing a song of woe.
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- I'm confused, Batman.
- Think, Chief O'Hara.
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Gotham City's current
singing sensations...
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are two young minstrels called
The Twins. Let's go, Robin.
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As in Joker's
hideout, once more...
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That's delicious.
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00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,768
Now, if my calculations
are correct...
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And my calculations
are always correct.
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Those masked muttonheads may
have jumped to the wrong conclusion.
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Right.
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Are you sure you can
handle this, Pengy?
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What? Those booted buttinskies
are no match for the Penguin.
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I'll slice them to slivers.
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I'll pound them to pieces.
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I'll dice them to driblets.
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Now, as soon as Pengy
jumps in, you cut out, Venus...
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- and join me you-know-where.
- Right, Joker.
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Oh, let me at them.
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I'll fix their hash and I'll grind
them into masked meatballs.
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Undoubtedly the Twins
rehearsing for tonight's performance.
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Perhaps another time might be
more appropriate for that, Robin.
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Oh, sorry.
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You are The Twins?
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That's what the sign says, man.
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How can we smooth your path?
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We came here to warn
you. Someone is after you.
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Like, we know that, Wonder Boy.
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We're referring to a
criminal threat. Joker.
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Forget that canary, Batman.
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You're up against the Black
Bird of Prey. Waugh, waugh!
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Penguin.
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There he goes, Robin. After him.
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We're off.
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So long, dynamic dunderheads.
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Enjoy your ride on
the Joker's boom bug.
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Well, now, so these here...
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are them there fabulous Twins.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Named for their identical
size, cut and brilliance.
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And they're only
$250,000, for the pair.
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Aw, get them for me, Daddy, huh?
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I always did
like little purties.
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Well, now, Bella-Mae Sue, if it is
gonna pleasure you, why, sure. Ha, ha.
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Son, fetch over your guards.
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I wanna walk these diamonds
out of here safe-like. Ha-ha-ha.
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Of course, sir. Uh,
Pinkerton. Burns.
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These here the only policemen
you got on the premises, sugar?
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Yes. Just these two,
but they're picked men.
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Well, in that there case,
I'll just fetch out my money.
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- May I borrow your comb, Alfred?
- Yes, sir.
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So while Penguin was leading
us on a wild-goose chase...
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Joker was stealing
the real Twins.
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I'm afraid so, Robin. But with
the help of the Bat-analyst...
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we should be back
on Joker's trail.
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Thanks to Venus' wig.
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You know, Batman, she seemed
like a nice girl in that costume.
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I suspect she is a
nice girl, down deep...
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but she's fallen in
with bad companions.
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And who knows what
her home life was like?
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Now, as soon as the Bat-analyzer
determines the components of that wig...
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we can trace it and then...
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- We nail Joker.
- Aha.
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Ah.
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Yes. The wig is 98
percent human hair...
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backed up by the finest silk.
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There's only one high-fashion
shop in Gotham City...
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that has this
quality of coiffeur.
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Harry's Hair Lair.
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Harry and Bruce Wayne
belong to the same golf club.
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00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,405
Perhaps Harry can supply
the address we need.
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And then under
cover of darkness...
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- Batman.
- Is Joker here?
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Venus...
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how did a nice girl like you get
mixed up in an ugly business like this?
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The Joker says I'm very useful.
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00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,808
He says I'm his right-hand girl.
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00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,373
Why don't you throw him over?
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What's he ever done
besides get you into trouble?
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00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,445
You mean rat on my friends?
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00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,082
Criminals have
no friends, Venus.
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00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:22,483
Help us get Joker and I'm sure the authorities
will take that into account at your trial.
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00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,554
No, Batman.
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I may be felonious,
but I'm no fink.
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00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:32,394
I'm pleased to see that
you have standards, Venus...
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albeit unlawful ones.
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However, in this case,
your loyalty is misguided.
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From your reaction, Venus, I
would say that is no idle call.
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- Hello? PENGUIN:
Hello? Where's the Joker?
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Penguin.
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He stepped out for a few
moments. May I take a message?
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Tell him everything's
set for tonight.
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Would you have any more details?
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00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,328
He knows all the details.
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00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,625
And tell him I
want a 50-50 split.
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No fast ones.
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Mm, waugh.
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Venus...
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when two arch-criminals
like Penguin and Joker...
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combine their
criminal talents...
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people are likely to get hurt.
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Innocent people.
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Won't you help us, Venus?
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All right.
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I'll do it for you, Batman.
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I don't know what the Joker
plans, but I do know where.
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And I'll take you there.
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You who have dreams
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If you act, they'll come true
242
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:55,713
Joker didn't give you any
hint as to what he planned?
243
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,349
No, Batman.
244
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,884
All I know is that he's
meeting the Penguin here.
245
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,487
If you have a soul and a spirit
246
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:09,290
Stay here. Come on, Robin.
247
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:13,193
- All right, Pengy, let her rip.
- Bombs away. Waugh, waugh!
248
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,392
Sounds like the Penguin.
249
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,400
- Look out, Robin. JOKER:
You're on target, Pengy.
250
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,541
- Hit them again. Woo, hoo, hoo!
- Waugh, waugh, waugh!
251
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:51,394
They crawl and
they crawl to the floor
252
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:55,531
And there's nothing in the world
253
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,568
All right, tonsils,
ransom time. Let's go.
254
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,542
Help! I'm being kidnapped!
255
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,715
- Police!
- Ah, ha-ha-ha!
256
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,246
- Let's go, Venus.
- No.
257
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,785
- Come on, Venus.
- No.
258
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,731
I said come on.
259
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,802
Joker, don't leave me.
260
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,839
Come back, you fish-headed fink.
261
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,568
So it is Penguin.
262
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:35,009
- What are you doing out of prison?
- I needed a little change of air.
263
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:39,412
- You think you'll get it helping the Joker?
- Oh, that pasty-faced felon ran out on me.
264
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,384
There's never honor
among thieves, Penguin.
265
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,285
You, of all people,
should know that.
266
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,289
Well, at least I helped
him make fools of you two.
267
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,588
He got the Lion and the
Crab in one fell swoop.
268
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,992
Holy terminology,
Batman. He's right.
269
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,636
Leo Crustash. Leo, the Lion
and crustacean for the Crab.
270
00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,932
Joker did get the Lion and
the Crab, but we have Penguin.
271
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,769
That should make Warden
Crichton quite happy.
272
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,310
Waugh! Waugh, waugh, waugh.
273
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,462
A picture of the
Virgin Bereaved...
274
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,052
one of Gotham City's
most valuable art treasures.
275
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,985
Worth nearly a cool
million, according to experts.
276
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,124
And most certainly,
Joker's next target.
277
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:23,228
It's the only item on this map that
even resembles Virgo, the Virgin.
278
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:27,194
Virgo, the next sign on
the Joker's criminal zodiac.
279
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:32,535
It's time for us to make
a horoscope, Robin.
280
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:39,076
I predict that within the hour,
Joker will be at the museum.
281
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,143
And I predict we'll
be waiting for him.
282
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:45,682
It's been quite an evening so
far, but, uh, boy, will he see stars.
283
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:13,276
Every guard's been alerted
to let Joker in but not out.
284
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,344
Gosh, this is sure
a good place...
285
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,540
- for his total eclipse.
- Mm.
286
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,878
Well met by moonlight, Batman.
287
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,580
As per my calculations...
288
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,783
on my terms and
at my convenience.
289
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,826
- Ha-ha-ha.
- The odds are all even, Joker.
290
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,054
Two against two.
291
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,061
Even, my erroneous urchin?
292
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,200
Let me cast you a horoscope.
293
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:40,772
Instead of two, you'll discover seven
about to give you a free trip to heaven.
294
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:51,839
Ha, ha.
295
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:56,681
First class fencing,
Batman. Ha-ha-ha. Sorry.
296
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,613
- For what?
- My unexpected ally.
297
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,186
Venus unobserved.
298
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,188
Throw it, you ninny.
299
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:18,227
- Throw it.
- Sorry, caped crusaders.
300
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,849
The stars demand a sacrifice.
301
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,746
To the altar of the sun.
302
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:45,057
Comfy, boys?
303
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,256
Couldn't we call it off, Joker?
304
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:51,061
Mercy to a brave
foe and all that?
305
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,934
You're losing your nerve,
Venus, which is a shame.
306
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,768
But you're also losing your
senses, which is criminal.
307
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,170
Hold her.
308
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:05,217
Batman, I realize right now,
I've made a terrible mistake.
309
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,181
Repentance is
better late than never.
310
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,877
Ew.
311
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,683
You're making me ill. Ugh!
312
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,922
Now I must cancel your
horoscopes, caped crusaders.
313
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,892
The moment of occlusion
is at hand. Ha, ha. Look up.
314
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:24,369
A century ago, that stone
dropped from the heavens.
315
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:28,530
At dawn, it will fall
again onto your heads.
316
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:31,973
Ha-ha-ha! Mercury, the thermite.
317
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,203
- Fiend!
- Yes.
318
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,678
I'll set that miniature
solar system in motion...
319
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,909
with a thermite bomb
attached to the planet Saturn.
320
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,920
When it comes around, the
thermite will burn through the cable...
321
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:47,116
depositing the meteorite
onto your dunderheads.
322
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:58,570
Bring her along. She'll recover
her criminal senses. Ha, ha!
323
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,004
Goodbye, dynamic duo.
324
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,573
I predict a falling out.25429
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