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Fuck you, Vegas.
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Man, I really like Vegas.
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♪ Bright light city gonna set my soul ♪
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♪ Gonna set my soul on fire ♪
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♪ Got a whole lot of money
That's ready to burn ♪
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♪ So get those stakes up higher ♪
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♪ There's a thousand pretty women
Waiting out there ♪
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♪ They're all living the devil-may-care ♪
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♪ And I'm just the devil
With love to spare ♪
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♪ So viva, Las Vegas ♪
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♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
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♪ How I wish that there were more
Than the 24 hours in the day ♪
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♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
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♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
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You're a killing machine.
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Now do what you were trained to do.
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You're a killing machine.
Now do what you were trained to do.
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♪ Viva, viva ♪
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♪ Las Vegas ♪
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- What a show!
- Oh my God!
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That was amazing, Elvis!
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Elvis, not bad for a white boy.
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Oh, you know it, Redd.
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Groovy, baby.
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Love the kung fu.
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Yeah, Sammy.
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Heh, careful of those hips, King.
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You'll put an eye out.
And Sammy only has one left.
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Hey, thank you, guys. Thanks for coming.
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Well, hey, 'Cilla. You made it.
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Great show, Satnin. I loved it.
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And love you.
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The karate was different.
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Yeah, sorry about that, Ronnie.
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All good.
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Walk it off, big guy.
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He's gonna be okay, right?
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Oh shit, yeah. Ronnie's a pro.
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So, what the hell's going on
inside that head of yours?
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- Ah!
- Okay, full disclosure:
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slept through most of the show,
but loved where you freaked the fuck out.
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Jesus! You again?
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How the hell
did you get in here past security?
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Those are your security guys?
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Huh. Adorable.
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Oh relax. They're still alive, probably.
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What are you doing here?
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Only the most insanely boring job ever:
errand girl.
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I'm taking you to meet my boss.
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Your boss?
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Now why in the hell would I do that?
Who do you even work for?
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Not authorized to tell you that,
but he is dying to meet you.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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I'm not interested.
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Hey, you owe me for saving your butt
at that Manson thing.
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Ha! More like
the other way around, friend.
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Hey, lady, you can't...
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Fuck!
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You score me one of those zapper guns,
and I'll meet your boss.
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- Done.
- Never caught your name, by the way.
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- It's CeCe with an E.
- As opposed to?
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An I, which is how you'd spell it if
you were a coked-up stripper like my mom,
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which I am not, thank you,
so I spell it with an E.
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Already bored.
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So, where are we going again?
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- Don't worry about it.
- And we're meeting who now?
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Don't worry about it.
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And we're leaving Scatter here by himself?
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Now that we may want to worry about.
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Back in a couple hours, Scatter.
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Stay in the room.
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No chicks, no booze, no bullshit.
You hear me?
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♪ Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name... ♪
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Hey, baby. What took you so long?
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♪ Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name? ♪
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♪ Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game ♪
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Turn that psychedelic drug shit off.
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Over my dead body.
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And by mine, I mean yours.
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Jim Morrison is an actual god.
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Like one of the hot Greek ones.
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♪ Do you think you'll be the guy ♪
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♪ To make the queen of the angels sigh? ♪
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Oh brother.
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No pets, ma'am. Sorry.
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The monkey's gotta go.
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Technically, chimpanzees are apes.
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See?
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I don't care what it is.
Just get it out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not a monkey.
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That's Mr. Presley's monkey.
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My apologies. Anything you need, just ask.
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We'll charge it to Mr. Presley's room.
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Holy shit.
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Would you look at that, E?
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- What is this place?
- It doesn't have a name,
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or even exist, technically.
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Got it. More of that
top-secret bullshit you've been selling.
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I'll take that zapper gun now, by the way.
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Now careful with this thing.
Let me walk you through it.
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Safety off, set the charge and...
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Yep. Think I got it.
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- So, where's this boss of yours?
- He'll be here any minute.
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He's flying in from Monte Carlo,
had to have a little chat with JFK.
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Uh, JFK is dead.
It was a goddamn national tragedy.
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Oh.
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That's right. He's, uh... He's "dead."
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I keep forgetting that.
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And you're saying he's not?
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You shouldn't believe
everything you see on TV.
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Hey! Don't you dare ruin
Hawaii Five-O for me, lady.
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Kinda getting a little bored here,
CeCe with an E.
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All right. Wait, wait.
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At least check out the plane first.
My boss thinks you might like it.
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We can go on that thing? Ha!
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Well, hell! Lead with that next time.
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Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast, string bean.
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This is classified.
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And that goes for my purse too,
so keep your weirdly small hands off.
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Classified, my ass.
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Besides, peeking ain't cheating.
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And I thought my jet,
the Lisa Marie, was tricked out. Ha!
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Oh!
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Who's this Lisa Marie? She sounds hot.
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- My daughter.
- Oh!
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This guy named his daughter
after his plane?
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Weird priorities, but I love it.
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Uh, just a heads-up,
but you got a creepy homeless guy
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pissing in a jar
in the middle of your spy plane.
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Creepy is correct, yes,
but definitely not homeless.
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Howard is a billionaire
and a genius inventor.
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- He works for us.
- Howard Hughes. Nice to meet you.
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Howard Hughes?
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Hell, I'd heard you gone insane.
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And I must say,
based on your wall of piss over there,
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I'm guessing I heard correctly.
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You sound like all of my doctors.
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Truth be told, I'm completely insane...
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Wait a minute. I'm completely insane...
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Wait, nope. That's not right.
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I'm completely not insane.
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Mm-hmm. Well, then what's with the jars?
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No bathrooms on the plane?
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It actually has six.
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Three for number twos,
two for number ones,
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and one that's just full of jars.
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This plane has everything.
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It's even nuclear-powered.
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I built a reactor in the back. Imagine it.
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Never has to refuel.
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A permanent TCB headquarters in the air,
with six bathrooms.
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TCB?
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Yeah, pretend you didn't hear that.
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Ooh! How about a tour?
We can start at the cockpit.
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It's the coolest part,
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mostly 'cause of the word "cock."
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Hey, anyone ever tell you
you look like poor man's Elvis Presley?
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Bulletproof.
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No shit. I was rage shooting, dumbass,
but we can't let them hijack this plane.
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Well, unless you got spy lipstick
that's secretly a blowtorch or something...
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- Oh, fuck me!
- What?
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I left the blowtorch cigarettes
in my purse.
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Oh!
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Now, where the hell are they going?
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Hey!
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You fellas have any idea...
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where the back of your fucking heads went?
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Well, this ain't good.
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Hello, Louise.
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Uh, let's do the math here.
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Reinforced steel door versus
little lady with a fire extinguisher.
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My money's on the door.
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Oh, hey there, chauvinism!
Perfect timing, dick.
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This is captain speaking.
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So sorry if Elvis is all shaking up
in his blue suede booties.
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It's "shoes," dumbass.
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Oh, there's your fan base right there:
asshole bad guys.
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I'm not gonna apologize
for my universal appeal.
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Sorry for this, but now is it time for you
to be going to the heartburn hotel, eh?
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Uh, okay, language barrier aside,
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the takeaway here is
Elvis fans are worldwide...
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- Doyle.
- Yes, Commander?
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Is my watch running fast, Doyle?
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- No, it is not, sir.
- Didn't think so.
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And CeCe was told to report to me,
with Elvis,
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promptly at the airfield
at 0300 hours, correct?
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- Indeed, sir.
- And yet, somehow, they're not here.
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Are they perhaps
employing a cloaking device?
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Uh, I'm sorry?
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You know, a cloaking device.
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Is it possible
they're standing right here,
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but they're invisible thanks to a new,
experimental cloaking device
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that has malfunctioned,
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and they can't
make themselves visible again?
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Because that's literally
the only explanation I can come up with.
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Uh...
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I do not believe we've invented
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- a cloaking device, sir.
- I didn't think so.
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If we had, it'd be a very different world,
wouldn't it, Doyle?
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I could be standing right next
to an attractive man in the restroom
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to watch him urinate,
and he wouldn't even know I'm there.
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Now, I'm just picking
something at random, of course.
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Obviously, the possibilities are endless.
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So, now I seem to have
two reasons to be enraged.
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There's no Elvis here,
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and we are apparently way fucking behind
on developing cloaking devices!
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Remind me to let CeCe know
she's now in a world of...
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Shit!
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Hey, hey, hey! Going my way?
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Well, if your way
is straight down to a splattery death,
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then yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
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Nobody's gonna be splattering anywhere.
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Okay. Your cape,
while very showy and vaguely feminine,
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isn't gonna break our fall.
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- You're right, but he will.
- Who?
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My boy, my boy.
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Oh.
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You are so my new favorite.
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Whoo! Nice plane, Bobby.
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- Yeah! Even has a cup holder.
- Where the hell did you learn to fly?
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Bobby Ray here can drive,
fly, and ride just about anything.
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I guess your little Memphis Mafia boys
come in handy, don't they?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No, Bobby Ray is not my Memphis Mafia.
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- Hoping to get in one day though.
- Uh, yeah.
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Tell you what,
how about we play it by ear there, buddy?
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Yeah, okay, good.
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And in the meantime, how about
we follow that hijacked plane?
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Not a problem.
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Well, that doesn't sound good.
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Don't worry. Bobby Ray can fix anything.
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Hey, anybody got a shit-ton of gasoline?
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Asking for a friend.
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Yeah.
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This is good, Bertie. This is real nice.
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Yeah, I don't know if you know this,
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but I was one of the first Black men
to ever play Vegas.
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I love this town.
White folks here give me whatever I want,
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mostly because they assume
all Black people carry a knife.
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They wrong.
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I carry a pistol.
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Oh, oh. Hey there. Excuse me. Yeah.
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Could I get a virgin daiquiri with one
of those adorable little umbrellas in it?
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Oh, and three shots of tequila,
and whatever Mr. Foxx here wants.
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Sorry, ma'am, but your account
has been flagged as over the limit.
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I'm on the Elvis Presley account.
247
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:48,125
There is, by definition, no limit.
248
00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:51,750
Apparently there is, and it's $302,000.
249
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,458
What the hell?
250
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,875
Did the Colonel gamble away all of this?
251
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:59,333
I believe it was another member
of your party, a Mr. Scatter.
252
00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:03,333
Oh. You mean the chimp
I'm about to murder.
253
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,416
Easy.
254
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,041
Easy.
255
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,291
Easy.
256
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,916
- See? Easy...
- Say "easy" again. I fucking dare you.
257
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,166
Easy, CeCe with an E.
258
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,000
Now, where the hell are we?
259
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,333
Hey there, what are you doing?
260
00:13:42,416 --> 00:13:44,333
Trying to fix this thing.
261
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:46,517
It'll pick up the tracking device
I left on the plane.
262
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:48,822
- You always carry one?
- I like to know where things are.
263
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,375
Hijacked planes, ex-boyfriends,
264
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,958
my shitty dog,
ex-boyfriend's even shittier dog.
265
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,250
Well, would you look at that? Ha!
266
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,133
I'm even on
out here in the middle of nowhere.
267
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:01,000
Fitting, out here
with all the other dusty antiques, gramps.
268
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,166
I'm 33.
269
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,250
Oh yikes.
270
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:06,375
Okay, look,
your music's just not my thing. I'm sorry.
271
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,184
- That's literally not poss...
- Give me that.
272
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,767
Here we go.
273
00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,291
Can't get away from that damn song.
274
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,416
Uh-huh. That's because
everybody loves them.
275
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,333
Kinda like your stuff way back when,
like, during the Roaring '20s or whatever.
276
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,708
Wait, did they have radios back then?
277
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,208
My thoughts exactly.
278
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,250
Scatter, you damn fool.
279
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,833
How drunk are you?
280
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:37,833
Ah, ah.
281
00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:40,000
Don't you dare pass out on me.
282
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,750
For all of your NASA training,
283
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:44,083
you sure as hell
ain't no rocket scientist.
284
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:46,250
More like a furry fucking moron.
285
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,416
Get your nasty ass out of here.
286
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:52,625
Now, let's go win Elvis his money back.
287
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,958
Great, there goes the neighborhood.
288
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,375
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
289
00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:00,208
So, we making this a Black thing now?
290
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,958
You playing, or you talking?
291
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:05,375
I'm gonna enjoy beating your cracker ass.
292
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,458
Deal.
293
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:17,916
Hey, hey, hey.
Looks like Bobby Ray got the power on.
294
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,517
Oh, hey! Same here.
295
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,041
I think I got this thing working.
296
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,500
Oh, nice ride.
297
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:27,208
Oh, you ain't seen nothing.
I souped this baby up.
298
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,291
- Doesn't actually make it go faster, but...
- Hey, guys?
299
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,666
...worth it, though,
because it makes it look shit-hot.
300
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,333
- Agreed.
- Hey, guys.
301
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:38,083
This is weird. According to my tracker,
302
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,375
the plane's on the ground,
and I mean like right over...
303
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:41,833
Oh fuck me.
304
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,000
- Did I get one?
- Yep.
305
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:06,541
Wakey, wakey.
306
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,333
Hey, guys?
307
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,583
Hey, wake the fuck up!
308
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,291
Where are we?
309
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,583
Goddamn commies.
310
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,500
Probably halfway to Russia by now.
311
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,625
No, not Russia, Vegas. I heard them
talking while you two were out cold.
312
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,291
You both snore like basset hounds
with asthma, by the way.
313
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,875
Hold up. You speak Russki?
314
00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:27,333
And eight other languages.
Nine if a safe word in Portuguese counts.
315
00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,875
But these guys switched to French
when they saw me listening.
316
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,678
I don't think
they're Russian agents at all.
317
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,208
They're something else altogether.
318
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:36,833
Why hijack a plane
just to fly it back to Vegas?
319
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,625
Uh, simple. To vaporize it.
320
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,041
Okay.
321
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,000
I can see from the confused faces
that I forgot to mention
322
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,958
that they made me turn the nuclear reactor
in the plane into a nuclear bomb.
323
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,666
- You what?
- "You what"?!
324
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,250
They had a gun to my head!
325
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,083
Nuke Vegas? Why?
326
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:56,583
I'm assuming so that they can
wipe out that fuck Wayne Newton.
327
00:16:56,666 --> 00:16:58,500
But it could also be
328
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:03,375
that they know TCB secretly runs
all of Vegas as a revenue source.
329
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,041
Ew. Pretend you didn't hear that.
330
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,041
Oh my God.
331
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,208
Priscilla. She's still in Vegas.
332
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:14,416
Sorry, just, it's funny because
technically, you know, not for long.
333
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,333
For the record, I told you building
a nuclear plane was a terrible idea.
334
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,041
So? Everybody did!
335
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,833
You're not special!
336
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:23,916
Shut up!
337
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,875
What we need to do
is get out of these chains now.
338
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,291
That I can do.
339
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:31,166
I just need a little help
getting my dick out.
340
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,333
A little help getting a what now out?
341
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:37,666
Okay, hmm. I guess I'm going
to have to tell this story.
342
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:42,000
So, I injected myself
with radiation years ago.
343
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,875
- Why?
- Well, in my defense,
344
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:48,250
turns out the Spider-Man origin story
is complete bullshit.
345
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,625
Which you did not know at the time?
346
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,708
How could I?
347
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,583
It's a total con job.
348
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:56,750
No kick-ass spiderwebs,
can't climb walls for shit.
349
00:17:56,833 --> 00:18:00,041
All I got was
razor-sharp fingernails you can't cut,
350
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,416
and urine that's basically acid,
351
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,666
which is why I use the jars:
to save the plumbing.
352
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,708
So, uh, which one of you
is going to aim it for me?
353
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,791
Goddamn, it sucks up here.
354
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:16,708
See? I used to play in our church basement
with folks from the congregation.
355
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,291
Just for toothpicks, of course.
356
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:22,458
Eventually, I talked them into playing
a money game though.
357
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,958
And now? I own the church.
358
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,125
Dealer busts.
359
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,833
Like taking candy from a baby.
360
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:42,583
Well, assuming babies can be
asshole, racist blackjack dealers.
361
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:43,916
Ha!
362
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,375
Yeah, that's right. You better walk away!
363
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,500
Was tired of winning money
from him anyhow.
364
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,166
Oh come on.
365
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:55,625
He's not asking for a reach-around.
Just aim the guy's dick.
366
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,083
Well, you work with the guy.
367
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,541
Yeah, that is textbook
workplace-inappropriate.
368
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,916
Fine. Bobby Ray, you're up.
369
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,625
You got it, E. Wait, what now?
370
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:07,708
Hero time, buddy. Time to buck up.
You were made to do this. Know that.
371
00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,500
But mostly, you do it so I don't have to.
372
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,000
Can we hurry this up?
Because we've got company.
373
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:18,916
Oh! Cold hands! Cold hands!
374
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,458
Stop fucking around, damn it!
375
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,333
Hey, hey, hey! Drop the penis.
376
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,250
Now, you guys can disarm that bomb, yeah?
377
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:33,833
- Not a problem.
- Highly doubt it.
378
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,541
Ah, so what you're saying is,
379
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,500
if we simultaneously cut the lead
to redirect the primer charge,
380
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,791
we can decouple the detonator.
381
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,041
Whoa, you're like
some kind of hillbilly genius.
382
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,125
Something like that.
383
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,767
- Now, where's that no-matter-what wire?
- The what now?
384
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:50,708
On every bomb, there's a wire
you don't touch, no matter what.
385
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:52,458
My Uncle Randy taught me that.
386
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,166
Those were his final words, actually.
387
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,875
Okay, and yours too
if you idiots don't hurry the fuck up.
388
00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,583
'Cause we are out of time.
389
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,458
♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
390
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:07,375
♪ Viva, Las Vegas
With your neon flashing ♪
391
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,166
♪ And your one-arm bandits crashing ♪
392
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,500
♪ All those hopes down the drain ♪
393
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,625
♪ Viva, Las Vegas
Turning day into nighttime ♪
394
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,666
♪ Turning night into daytime ♪
395
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,750
♪ If you see it once... ♪
396
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:21,250
Oh God... Get that Jim dog out of my face!
397
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:25,458
Oh man, if I had a nickel
for every time Rita Hayworth said that,
398
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:26,750
I'd have 18 nickels.
399
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,250
♪ If it costs me my very last dime... ♪
400
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,458
Hang on to something!
401
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:40,541
♪ I'm gonna give it everything I've got ♪
402
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,500
♪ Lady luck
Please let the dice stay hot ♪
403
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:47,333
♪ Let me shoot a seven with every shot... ♪
404
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,958
What was that about
small girls with fire extinguishers?
405
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,625
♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
406
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,875
♪ Viva, Las Vegas... ♪
407
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,166
Oh, just had to be
the no-matter-what wire, didn't it?
408
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,541
♪ Las Vegas ♪
409
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,583
Very impressive, my friends,
410
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:10,291
but unfortunately for you,
I have locked the autopilot on Vegas.
411
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:12,666
So, guess this is goodbye.
412
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,708
For you, it'll be
a little less conversation...
413
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,833
...and a little bit more radiation.
414
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:22,041
Okay, okay. I'll give you that one.
415
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,375
That was pretty good.
416
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:28,583
And that officially makes $302,000.
417
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:29,666
Bam!
418
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,875
Good. Going back
to where you came from, hopefully.
419
00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:38,333
Looks like I'm not done
busting you up after all.
420
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:42,166
Like my sweet little nephew Wesley says...
421
00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,666
always bet on Black.
422
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,291
Heads up!
423
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,583
Damn it, Howard.
I needed that guy alive to question him.
424
00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:00,208
Well, you should have said that!
425
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:01,958
Oh, and speaking of,
426
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:04,250
the disarming-the-bomb thing
we were doing?
427
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:06,375
It didn't go "good."
428
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,500
We are totally fucked!
429
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:11,375
Shit! And the autopilot's locked
and headed for Vegas.
430
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,375
Not anymore it isn't.
431
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,958
Everybody, grab on.
432
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:25,666
Okay, who's groping my ass?
433
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,541
Okay, who's not groping my ass?
434
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:30,125
Uh, probably the dead guy.
435
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:33,125
I'm actually not dead.
436
00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:34,541
Just badly burnt.
437
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:37,750
Oh! Oh Christ.
Oh God, it's like talking to a meat loaf.
438
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,583
No, I big fan. Number one Elvis.
439
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,291
That's why I do quotes.
440
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,000
You inspire me.
441
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:46,875
- Uh, thank you?
- Yeah, that's great. Who do you work for?
442
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:48,750
You know, maybe this is sign.
443
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:51,500
I should make changes in life, you know?
444
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:54,625
Join the carpool, get normal job, eh?
445
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:58,375
Oh, yeah. Yay for pretty pictures.
Who the fuck do you work for?
446
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:01,000
Okay, okay. It's too many secrets.
447
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,208
Doesn't matter, so I tell you.
448
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,041
I work for...
449
00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:09,750
Oh, well, that's just fucking great.
450
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,958
And thank the Lord for metaphors!
451
00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:37,083
Your ass needs to see a doctor.
452
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,875
And I mean, like, a ton of 'em.
453
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:41,625
Ugh. And I'm totally fired, aren't I?
454
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:42,750
Oh yeah.
455
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,583
Fuck you, Vegas.
456
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,291
What... Howard? Is that you?
457
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:09,375
You idiots know each other?
458
00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,583
Oh yeah.
459
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,958
Melvin found me
on the side of the road a few years ago
460
00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:14,541
and gave me a ride into town,
461
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:17,958
so I'm leaving him
all my money when I die.
462
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,750
Uh, just for giving you a ride?
463
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,375
Wait, what do I get for the handy?
464
00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:23,833
Just take me to my hotel, will you?
465
00:24:23,916 --> 00:24:25,458
Yeah, absolutely.
466
00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:27,875
Any chance we could swing by
and meet my boss first?
467
00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:29,416
No, I'm done with you people.
468
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,791
- Well, but...
- Done.
469
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:34,083
How about some tunes then?
470
00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:38,708
♪ Hello ♪
471
00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,916
Oh, fucking Vegas.
472
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:42,750
♪ Hello ♪
473
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,041
♪ Hello ♪
474
00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:47,208
♪ Hello ♪
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