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What else?
This is impossible!
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No,
nothing is impossible.
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Now, come on.
Keep guessing.
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All the vowels
are in the dump.
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What word has two X's
and no vowels?
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Did Grimes
have another kid?
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Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman
is stumped.
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All right, let's get
those guesses in, you guys.
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Nah, I got this.
"R"!
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Nope.
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So I picked a word,
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but then a student sneezed
on another student.
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By the time we cleaned that up,
I'd forgotten the word.
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So I'm just stalling.
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But we've only got about
10 minutes till lunch,
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so we should be fine.
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"Q"!
Nope.
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"L"!
No.
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"T"! 11!
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Star! Semicolon!
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Semicolon, or colon?
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Semicolon.
No.
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♪ Dun-du-du-duuun ♪
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PECSA weekend!
Everybody make some noise!
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PECSA's!
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The annual Pennsylvania
Educational Conference
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for the Southeast Area.
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Held in
Allentown, P.A.
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Ever heard of it?
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Oh, Allentown, P.A.?
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You mean the education
destination of Eastern P.A.,
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where teachers come together
to swap ideas and knowledge
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that will help them
grow into the greatest
educators of all time?
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Uh, yeah,
that Allentown!
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Ooh!
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I hear the keynote speech
is gonna be
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about individualized
educational plans.
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Can you stand it?
Oh!
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The only keynote I plan
on listening to
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is the sweet, sweet hum
of the indoor pool filter.
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Yeah, I'll know I nailed
this conference if it takes me
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a week to get the chlorine
smell out of my hair.
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Hold up.
Absolute gasp.
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Yeah, you guys aren't going
to the keynote speech?
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Don't you two ever get tired
of being surprised
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by people's
opposing interests?
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Yeah, this conference
is for rookie teachers.
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We've been going
since you guys
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had to ask permission
to cross the street.
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Joke's on you,
I've been crossing the street
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by myself
since I was three.
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Again, I'm sorry,
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and again I say this was
the only weekend
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that Amber
could get a sitter.
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You are going to be
missing out on
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so much
professional development,
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and not to mention
continental breakfast.
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For what, huh? So that you can
relax in a heart-shaped hot tub
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watching the moon dance
off of Amber's eyes
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as you whisper
sweet everythings?
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Real fun, dude.
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Yeah, your loss, bro.
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I'm taking Amber to the Poconos
this weekend.
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Need to make up for that LEGO
Valentine's Day gift debacle.
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She was less than happy.
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And now Janine and Jacob
are less than happy
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that I'm missing
PECSA weekend.
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So what's cool is that no matter
what I do, no one's happy.
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Hey!
Hey.
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Ooh. The weekend couldn't get
here fast enough.
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Work was a lot this week.
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Very excited
for a breather.
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I can't wait to show you
what I have planned.
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We have snowshoeing,
a coal jewelry workshop,
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and tree-ventures
just to start.
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I thought we were gonna be,
like, relaxing-- in a hot tub.
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We are, after the firewood
harvesting forum.
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Seems like you have
a lot planned.
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That's the best way to relax--
on a strict schedule.
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Okay.
Oh, boy. Okay.
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So, um, I don't think
we're on the same page... again.
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Well, I'm on page nine.
- Where you at?
- Gregory, put the book away.
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It's not really a book,
but okay.
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I don't wanna do
any of this.
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- What do you want to do?
- Nothing.
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I wanna do nothing.
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Okay.
I hear you.
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I think I can schedule in some
nothing time
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after the snow hike.
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We need to talk.
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Damn.
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Yeah, it's very sturdy.
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Oh, my God.
They have e-writing books.
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Jacob, Jacob, Jacob,
PECSA weekend!
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Ah!
It's finally happening!
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Oh!
Sorry if we're jittery.
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We have been shotgunning
kombucha since Conshohocken.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, well, act like
you've been here before.
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Because you have.
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Woo, man, I wish I had
a Time-Turner,
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because like Aerosmith,
I don't wanna miss a thang.
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Although I might need to miss
this big party later.
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Oh, you're not missing
PECSA-Geddon.
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Who's gonna watch
our purses?
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The party is the one thang
you don't wanna miss.
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But I have to find time to
see the Living Classroom,
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the one the Philadelphia
Flower Show made.
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- Cover me, Barb.
- Oh, all right.
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So it's this classroom, and
it's all made out of flowers.
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Janine,
we are only here to show face
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so that people
remember they saw us.
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Then we kick it
into spa mode.
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And my spa mode's happening
à la mode,
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'cause I'm gonna eat
ice cream in the hot tub.
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Come on, let's go.
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Ooh.
This seminar sounds awesome.
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It's called "White Teacher,
Black School."
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Uh, yeah,
I'm good on that.
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I already did four years
of Black Student, White School.
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Went to Penn, so...
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Okay, well, I will go to, uh,
WTBS alone.
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I, Melissa Schemmenti
of Abbott Elementary,
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am enjoying
connecting with my peers.
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Including this guy, Derrick,
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from some other school
in Philadelphia.
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And I, Barbara Howard,
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have already mentored
seven young teachers.
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Huzzah!
Let's go.
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Mm-hmm.
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You leaving already?
Just like your ex-husband?
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Late? Just like your period
after senior prom?
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Enjoy your weekend.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey.
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Good to see you again, Bilbo.
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Glad you made it
out of The Shire.
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Ahh! New tote alert!
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This weekend
couldn't get any better.
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It's like I'm at Disneyland,
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but there's no Wild Mr. Toad
to avoid,
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and I had to bring
my own churro.
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But-- Wait, did you know you go
to hell on that ride?
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I'm a problem solver.
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So, say you have
a problem teacher.
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For our discussion,
let's call her Janina.
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These Janinas usually have
bubbly personalities
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that cover up
deep-seated mommy issues.
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Last name Eddie.
E-D-D-I-E.
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Gregory!
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Hey!
What are you doing here?
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What happened to your romantic
Poconos weekend getaway?
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Well, I decided this conference
was too important to miss,
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so I'm here.
Oh!
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Well, not to "Poco my nose"
in your business,
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but where's Amber?
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I really don't know.
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Do you-- Do you need-- You
want me to help you find her?
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No, no, no.
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- She dumped me.
- Damn!
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Room 243.
Enjoy your stay.
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I am so sorry about
your breakup, but...
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But, hey,
you're amongst friends,
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um, so let's hit
some lectures, right?
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To keep
your mind occupied?
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Now,
you've already missed
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"Individualized
Education Plans,"
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but I can catch you up
between "Brain Teaser Lunch"
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and "Designing
a Better Curriculum."
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And I don't wanna fly
too close to the sun here,
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but if we hustle, we can make it
to the creativity seminar.
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Although we'd have to be
creative about it, you know?
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So... Hey-oh!
It's a joke.
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Unless that sounds like
too much, which...
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No, this is great.
It will be good to be busy.
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Right? Yeah, exactly, your
favorite way to decompress.
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Yeah.
Okay.
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That was amazing. Yeah.
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Your questions were honestly
so insightful.
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Okay,
but your follow-ups?
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Talk about piggybacking
in the right way.
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And that speaker.
Just incredible.
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Yeah. Have you listened
to her podcast,
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"White Tears, White Noise:
How Uganda Saved White Me"?
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- Uh, no.
- Ooh, you gotta check it out.
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There's only one season,
40 eps, no guests.
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I'm literally gonna check
that out immediately.
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I'm Jacob, by the way.
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Your Ally McBeal story
broke me.
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Thank you.
I'm Summer,
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and I'm literally obsessed
with you tip to tail.
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Hey, shot in the dark,
do you know the game Werewolf?
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Yes. What?
I-I love werewolf.
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My theatre troupe called me
Steppen Werewolf.
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Okay, you should come
to our shindig tonight.
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Oh, you're not going to
PECSA-Geddon?
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That party gets
a little loud.
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The young teachers
from Addington
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are gonna have our own, instead.
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- Oh, you work at Addington?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Well, thank you
for the 'vite,
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but I'm supposed to hang
with my Abbott peeps.
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We also brought
Cards Against Humanity.
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Do you have any
expansion packs?
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Does the farmer's market
have fresh bread?
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You bet we do.
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45 minutes till the party.
46 minutes till I am the party.
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Just enough time to shower
and raid the minibar.
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Long live
PECSA weekend.
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Yeah.
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♪ This is how we do it ♪
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♪ La, la-la-laaa, la-la-laaa ♪
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Wow, Melissa and Barbara
were right.
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PECSA-Geddon is lit.
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- Everything okay?
- Yeah.
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Just thinking about how I could
be tree-venturing
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in a sugar maple
right now.
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- Oh, that sounds fun!
- Yeah.
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But this is also fun
and not sad, so...
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Yay!
Oh, Ava.
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Hey, Ava.
Uh!
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Where you think you're going,
Janet Whack-son?
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This rope is velvet.
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What, you think 'cause you got
new little boots on,
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- you can come in here?
- Okay, I just thought that--
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Read the sign. VIP.
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Very Important People
who are Principals only.
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Limited exceptions.
Gregory, you may enter.
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Why didn't you just say
"Very Important Principals"?
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That's actually a good idea.
I'm glad I thought of it.
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- Gregory.
- I'm gonna go get
a "Gin and Phonics."
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- You want one?
- Yes.
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I'm going to get
a "Daiqui-reads."
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I'll take a carafe of
"Sex Ed on the Beach."
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Thanks, Gregory.
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Nothing and nothing...
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There's our people.
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Oh, how about
if we just go get
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some lounge chairs
from the pool area
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and bring them in here?
No.
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Maybe two people
getting up here at all?
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No.
Hey, getting up?
Nope? All right.
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Hey, ladies,
you looking for a seat?
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There's two open
over here.
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00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,294
- Oh!
- Oh, what about...
245
00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,731
Oh, they've long gone.
246
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:22,518
You know, floating in a pool
of lectures
247
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:25,303
all day long
can really take it out of you.
248
00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,609
Oh, I'll bet.
What schools are you with?
249
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,480
Who's askin'?
250
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,395
We both teach
at Abbott Elementary.
251
00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,310
- How about you?
- I'm here as a vendor.
252
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,051
I own
Nichols School Supplies.
253
00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,359
You're Dawn Nichols?
254
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,665
All day, every day.
255
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:39,970
Ooh.
256
00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,798
Dawn Nichols
is the end-all be-all
257
00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,757
in the school supply game.
258
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:49,240
An in with her could be
the dawn of a new day at Abbott.
259
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,895
I've had two plus one
"math-a-ritas."
260
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,551
I don't know what you put
in those erasers,
261
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,335
but they are
practically Wite-Out.
262
00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,598
Family secret.
263
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,295
And your craft glue's
so strong,
264
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,427
you'd swear it was
mostly horse parts.
265
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,951
Kristin Marie:
I got our drinks.
266
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,039
Ah.
267
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,303
Well, well, well.
268
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,610
This table's taken.
269
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,698
Yeah, but would you--
270
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,047
It's taken, Barb.
271
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,919
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
272
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,269
I really thought
the "Rules of Science Are Meant
273
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,489
To Be Followed" lecture
would have cheered you up.
274
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,447
- It definitely helped.
- Yeah?
275
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,145
You still thinking
about the breakup?
276
00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,189
Well, it did
happen yesterday.
277
00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,626
Yeah.
278
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,105
But to be completely honest
with you,
279
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,107
it's not even that. Mm.
280
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,979
Why am I always the one
who gets dumped?
281
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,894
You know?
Like, based on the evidence,
282
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,983
- it's gotta be me, right?
- Mnh-mnh.
283
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,550
It is not you,
it's dating.
284
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,378
The only silver lining
to dating
285
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:44,078
is you only have to be
right about someone once.
286
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,993
That kind of makes it feel
not as bad.
287
00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,212
- That's a good perspective.
- Thank you.
288
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,432
I'm both smart and wise,
it's wild.
289
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,960
Me and Amber were
super different anyway.
290
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,527
Yeah.
Like, too different.
291
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,137
Yeah.
Like, I always felt like
a weirdo around her.
292
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,574
Pss-pss, you are a weirdo.
293
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,576
- That's an upsetting turn.
- Another?
294
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,753
No, I mean that
in a good way.
295
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,146
I think that everyone deserves
to be with someone
296
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,453
who likes them
exactly as is.
297
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,802
Especially you.
298
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,456
Seriously.
299
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,241
Look at that sweater
right now.
300
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:18,590
Look at that mustache.
301
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,984
Not many people
could do that.
302
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,377
Don't sleep on Janine, either.
303
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:25,032
- Hell y-- Heck yes!
- Yeah. Hell yeah.
304
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,600
Oh, wait, uh, we...
305
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,168
At the end of the day,
306
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:34,171
we are still playing
Werewolf in America,
307
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,696
with its injustice system.
308
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,177
And while I don't believe
in the death penalty IRL,
309
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,918
in our fictional village,
310
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:45,095
Ms. Tina Schwartz is a werewolf
and she must die!
311
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,575
Nuh-unh!
312
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,012
That Jacob Hill
is one smart detective.
313
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,536
He's-- But he's won, like,
three rounds already,
314
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,887
and I don't know
how I keep losing.
315
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,497
Well, at the risk
of sounding cocky,
316
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,847
I daresay I am better than
I was in my Oberlin days.
317
00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,023
What the what?
You went to Oberlin, too?
318
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,590
How did we not know
each other?
319
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,113
Well, I did make
a concerted effort
320
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,724
to build relationships
with people from...
321
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,335
Different
cultural backgrounds!
322
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,597
Floor nap!
323
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,859
Oh.
324
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,950
Oh, it's so original.
325
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,822
He likes it.
326
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,867
Oh, wait.
Oh, goodie,
another silly one.
327
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:18,999
What do--
What do you have?
328
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,565
Yeah, just more of that.
Bow!
329
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,176
Ohhh!
330
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,179
Oh, no. Oh, I missed
the Living Classroom.
331
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,484
Living Classroom?
332
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,617
Yes, oh,
the Philadelphia Flower Show,
333
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,837
they made a whole classroom
out of flowers.
334
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,708
Wow,
that sounds amazing.
335
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,710
I know, but we'll
never know now.
336
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,190
Aw, man, I really wanted
to see that.
337
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,018
We-- Let's--
Let's go now.
338
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,062
No,
it's definitely closed.
339
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,803
Awesome.
340
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,413
- Says who?
- No one's ever done that.
341
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,764
Says the hours on the bo--
342
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,069
Incredible.
343
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,244
You're being mischievous?
344
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,463
Yeah, you see it.
345
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,943
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
346
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,683
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, get it, get it, get it.
347
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,642
- No, let's-- Yeah, let's go.
- Get it, get it, get it, yeah.
348
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,079
I say we do
one more lap.
349
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,820
I really wasn't paying attention
last time
350
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,953
'cause I was too distracted
by how much my feet hurt.
351
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,868
I have consulted
with my fibula,
352
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,957
and she is not doing
another lap,
353
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,438
and it is time for you to
settle things with your sister.
354
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:11,268
Excuse us, ladies,
do you mind if we rejoin you?
355
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,966
Oh, we'd love for you
- to join us.
- Thank you.
356
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,924
Just as soon
as Melissa admits
357
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,839
she makes
a terrible bragioli.
358
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,014
What,
are you kidding me?
359
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,450
I've seen you
put regular bacon
360
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,104
in your carbonara,
ya googootz.
361
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,803
It was a delicious
American fusion dish.
362
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,108
That's a lot of confidence
for someone
363
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,458
wearing last year's
espadrilles.
364
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,938
Hey.
365
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,114
Watch where you're going,
clearance section.
366
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,724
Excuse me?
367
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,378
Oh, could you not hear me
over your loud-ass outfit?
368
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:37,817
Whoa! You throwing stones
with those extensions?
369
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,731
You look like you get
your hair done at the mall.
370
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,646
- In the parking lot.
- You show your hairdresser
371
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,823
a picture of Beetlejuice
and go, "Do that"?
372
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,955
Yeah, h-how many black eyes
did Beetlejuice have again?
373
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,565
Was it one or two?
I forget.
374
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,524
Let's say two.
Let's say two.
375
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,614
We still got it.
376
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,268
Yeah, we do.
377
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,878
So...
Mm.
378
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,011
What about your
crayon selection?
Mm!
379
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,143
- Oop. There you go.
- Oh, good call on checking
the doorknob.
380
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,450
- That was smart.
- Yeah, I don't know why
your first instinct
381
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,278
was to kick the door in.
382
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:12,677
Oh, my goodness.
383
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:15,811
This is even better
than I imagined.
384
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,205
Oh, my God,
look at this.
385
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,772
The backpacks
are little terrariums.
386
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,297
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
How did they do that?
387
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:26,691
I don't know.
That's so cool.
388
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:30,521
I don't wanna sound cheesy
or whatever, but this--
389
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,089
It shows, like, exactly
how I feel about teaching,
390
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,178
with the growth and every--
It's just--
391
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,397
It's corny, but...
392
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,532
Yeah.
I get it.
393
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,535
Plants and teaching,
it's...
394
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,756
it's like how I grew up
and who I am now.
395
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,850
Yeah.
396
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,952
Oh, my goodness.
You have to come smell this one.
397
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,736
It smells like a perfume
or something.
398
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,390
Yeah.
399
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,566
- Oh.
- Want me to turn it off now?
400
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:16,959
Oh!
Oh, I hear someone.
401
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,526
Uh--Wait, get down. Get down.
402
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,227
Oh, but no, really, you should
smell this one.
403
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,621
It smells so good. Mm.
404
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:03,963
Oh, no.
405
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,009
That?
That-- That-- "The Kiss"?
406
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,055
That-- That was a "whoops."
407
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,795
Who can really say
what things are?
408
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:14,408
Or what they aren't, you know,
at the end of the day?
409
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,626
We got caught up in the moment.
410
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,150
That's what she said about it?
411
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,065
Just two friends getting
caught up in the moment?
412
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,067
Good. Because that's precisely
what it was.
413
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,940
Just two friends getting
caught up in the moment.
414
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,898
It's okay. Mm.
415
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,552
It's okay.
416
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,119
Like, when I hang up
with my Internet provider
417
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,252
after they finish helping me
reset my Internet,
418
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,471
and I say "Okay,
I love you, bye,"
419
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,647
do I really love
my Internet provider?
420
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,780
No. 'Cause their network's
unreliable,
421
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,000
and I'm dating Maurice, so...
422
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,481
Five seconds.
423
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,617
Kamala Harris!
424
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,923
How did you get that
so fast?!
425
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,013
She's an AKA!
Alpha Kappa Alpha!
426
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,231
Should you maybe come
and teach with us
427
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,016
at Addington, like, yesterday?
428
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,889
Look, I have had a blasty-blast,
but I'm an Abbott boy.
429
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,543
But imagine teaching
at a school
430
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,371
with the brightest kids
from the neighborhood.
431
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,025
And a bunch of other
neighborhoods, too.
432
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,244
The cream of the crop
from all over the city,
433
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,463
they come to us.
434
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,942
Wait,
but there can't be room
435
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,422
for all the neighborhood kids
at Addington
436
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,163
if you're accepting people
from other places.
437
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,556
Well, we're all about focusing
on the kids
438
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,818
who have the best chance
of making it out.
439
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,820
Out? Out of what?
440
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,822
And into whom?
I don't know.
441
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,389
But someone hold my legs,
442
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,434
'cause I'm about to do
a boxed wine keg stand.
443
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,783
Seems dangerous.
444
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,611
It's only dangerous
if you drop me.
445
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:33,443
Oh, g--
446
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,490
Last night,
as the kids would say,
447
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,753
- was a film.
- Mm.
448
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,668
I don't know
what that means,
449
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,149
but it sounds like
an accurate description.
450
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,716
Well, I don't remember
much of anything after someone
451
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:49,155
challenged me to a math-a-rita
chugging competition.
452
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,200
Undefeated, Derrick!
453
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,161
Can't forget the best part
of the night, though.
454
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,076
Oh, making up
with your sister?
455
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,817
Hell no. When you got the in
with Dawn Nichols.
456
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:03,343
May our glue-sticks
never run dry.
457
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,475
Amen!
Hallelujah.
458
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,217
What?
459
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,786
I forgot to put
my shoes on.
460
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,309
Okay.
Where are my shoes?
461
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,615
There in my--
My shoes.
462
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,399
I've got my key in my bag,
I think.
463
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,445
Janine!
464
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,360
Hey!
Where ya been?
465
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,709
Missed ya at the party
last night.
466
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,232
It's a long story.
467
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,886
Let's just say
I played some games
468
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,279
with some people
from Addington,
469
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,542
and it turns out
I don't know if I like them.
470
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,760
Hmm.
471
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,761
I guess
that's the whole story.
472
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,285
How was your night?
473
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,765
Um, you know what?
Let's just get in the car.
474
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,506
Hope you enjoyed
your stay.
475
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:39,118
We itemized your charges over
the weekend for your review.
476
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,468
Everything look correct
for you, Ms...
477
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,513
Teagues?
478
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,341
Gee, golly, it sure does.
479
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,609
Act natural.
480
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,220
Why are you dressed
like Inspector Gadget?
481
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,482
I am not.
482
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,048
If anything,
I'm Carmen Sandiego,
483
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,442
and like her,
I am not here.
484
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,401
I heard some stuff
at the conference this weekend.
485
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,272
I didn't take that comforter,
it fell into my bag.
486
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:06,841
No. Draemond Winding,
Legendary Charter jabroni,
487
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,930
is coming for Abbott.
488
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,584
Wha--
Who told you this?
489
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,195
It's PECSA weekend,
people talk.
490
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,675
He's set on turning
youse guys' charter.
491
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,242
Pssh. I've been looking for
a good fight
492
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,287
ever since
my exterminator died.
493
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,985
- I'm ready.
- Yeah, you better be.
494
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:25,033
If Abbott goes charter,
none of your jobs are safe.
495
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,035
Nobody could know
I was here.
496
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,950
- Okay.
- Hey,
Kristin Marie Schemmenti?
497
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,345
Hey! What's up?
498
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,129
You know, I never realized
how beautiful your name was.
499
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,652
Kristin Marie Schemmenti.
500
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,306
Kristin Marie Schemmenti!
501
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,443
Yeah, she's great.
502
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,096
Bye, Kristin!
503
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,017
Hey.
You going that way?
504
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,715
Yeah.
Okay.
505
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,068
So, moving forward...
506
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,548
That's
my favorite direction.[ Chuckles ] Right.
507
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,027
We're good, right?
508
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,856
Like, whatever happened,
that was a nothing thing.
509
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,423
Yeah, it's best
to just throw it out.
510
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,598
That's what I was gonna say,
just throw it out.
511
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,078
Yeah.
Yep.
512
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,166
I blame the Philly Flower Show, really.
513
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,689
And the drinks.
And Allentown.
514
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:13,777
Sexy place.
515
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,302
PECSA weekend. Crazy.
516
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,173
Right?
517
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,653
So, right...
518
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,089
So, um...
519
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,525
- We're just throwing it out?
- Throw it out.
520
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,745
Pssh.
Nothing but net.
521
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,181
All right.
522
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,234
Yeah, we'll just throw it out.
523
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,800
It was nothin'.
524
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:43,764
So this weekend was juicy.
That's right.
525
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,548
- I got the tea and the cup.
- Ooh.
Mm.
526
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,376
So I heard about a very
interesting hookup this weekend
527
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,857
involving someone
in this very room.
528
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,728
Someone that's a man.
529
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,469
Involving a woman...
530
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,818
Teacher.
531
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,037
I heard someone made out.
532
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,520
With Ms. Schwartz?
Jacob, time to step up.
533
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,435
Uh, wildly inaccurate,
534
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,828
and I feel compelled
to remind you that I am gay.
535
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,266
That is bisexual erasure.
I expected better from you.
536
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,485
And my intel specifically stated
that she made out
537
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,052
with some pasty
white nerd.
538
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,662
If not you, then who?
539
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:16,579
Okay, bye.
540
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:17,798
Uh...
541
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,281
PECSA, PECSA, PECSA.
542
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,326
Gets me every time.
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