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Mm. Vision.
I love it.
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Lil Uzi Vert.
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I'd be sure to throw away
all my trash today.
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Oh, right. Of course.
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Ant season?
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Ghost season.
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That's funny.
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Nothing funny about it, playboy.
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The janitor used to work
right here...
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spent his days
picking up trash.
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Was good at it, too.
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But he couldn't
stop people
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from leaving
their trash everywhere.
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And it haunted him
till the day he died
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mysteriously on Halloween,
right here,
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in the very basement
of this school.
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What?
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Every Halloween,
if you listen closely,
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you can hear the wheels
of his mop bucket
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rolling down there.
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Ohh!
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Happy Halloween, Gregory.
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Or, uh
should I say...
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
from "Airplane!"?
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No, he's my friend Steve.
You'll meet him.
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N-No,
I'm Sully Sullenberger.
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Chesley Burnett Sullenberger?
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A.K.A. the pilot who landed
the plane on the Hudson River?
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Ooh, ooh!
Guess mine.
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The Hamburglar?
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Clearly,
you're wage theft.
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Ah! Exactly!
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So that's the costume
you get?
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Happy Halloween, y'all!
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Reap the whirlwind of Storm!
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Look at all these
bee-autiful costumes.
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Hey, baby!
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Oh, I love Halloween.
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Best holiday-- by far.
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Disguises, crime, lookin' hot?
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These are my specialties.
42
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We're both
Scarlet Witch!
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We look exactly the same.
44
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Yeah, I don't know
about exact.
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I started working on my costume
in July.
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So did I! Look.
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That costume is trash.
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Oh, look, Mr. Johnson,
he's you!
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That's pretty cute.
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But I didn't approve
my likeness rights.
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You better lawyer up, kid.
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Let's play
the mirror game.
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Or you know what?
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They turned the library
into a haunted house,
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and they're keeping
all the candy in there
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till the end of the day
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when they hand it out
to the kids,
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so why don't you go in there
and guard the candy?
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Doesn't that
sound like fun?
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That sounds super boring.
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You said you didn't want to play
the mirror game,
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but it honestly
feels like we are.
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It's crazy.
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Ah.
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Black Frank Abagnale Jr.!
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Uh-- Uh-oh.
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Somebody's going hard
in the paint.
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Bewm, bewm, beww!
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That is the best
and maybe only
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James Harden costume
I've ever seen.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
Did you see Jacob's costume?
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He's wage theft.
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I guessed it
on the first try.
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Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
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- That is a good costume.
- Thank you.
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Yes, millennial
Tuskegee airman.
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I love that.
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"Red Tails"?
So underrated.
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Oh! Ooh.
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Ha-ha! Got him.
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I knew he was a regular Tuskegee
airman, not a millennial one.
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Did you see his face?
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Where is it?
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Oh.
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Ooh, she a basketball fan.[ Laughs ] I am.
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Hey, Amber.
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- What are you dressed as?
- A bad bitch.
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Oh, language.
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Okay, see you later.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Janine?
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God. Erika?
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I haven't seen you
since high school.
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I know!
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It's been forever!
I know.
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Last time I saw you
was at our graduation party.
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Yeah.
You brought
"Trivial Pursuit."
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Yes, and people had fun
playing it
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in between
illegal drinking.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, well, I guess my nephew's
in your class.
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He's dressed
as Baby Thanos.
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I'm helping my sister
with dropoff this week.
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How are you doing, though?
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I saw on Facebook
you and Tariq broke up.
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He made a memorial page for your
relationship and everything.
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Yeah, I asked him
not to do that.
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Um, but, yeah, I'm--
I'm doing fine.
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Just had to take
a step back...
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Oh, oh. ...sorry...
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It's okay....from the relationship.
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No, it's okay. Yeah.
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Oh! Did you hear about Malik
and Brandy's party tonight?
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You going?
I was invited,
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but they were always
more of Tariq's friends.
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Oh, all right. Yeah.
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Well, my girl Michelle
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throwing a Halloween party
tonight, too.
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You should come through!
Oh, no board games.
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Thank you,
um, but, you know,
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I-I actually have plans already.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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Cool.
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Erika's super nice
from what I remember,
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but I just don't know her
that well.
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And I won't know anyone
at that party.
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And I really do
have plans tonight.
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I put up a camera to try to keep
kids from egging my house,
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and, as of this morning,
it has not worked.
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But maybe tonight.
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- You busy, it's cool.
- Yeah.
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Whoa, whoa, Louis, hey!
Baby Thanos!
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No candy until the end
of the day.
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Oh, my bad.
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I passed out the little
candy bags we made,
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but I'll take 'em back.
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Okay.
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But it's Halloween!
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We should be able to have
candy whenever we want!
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Oh.
Ooh.
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That boy loves his candy.
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Yeah, well, we try to wait
until the end of the day
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to pass out candy,
you know?
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Make sure the parents have
to deal with the sugar rushes.
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Oh, okay. And that's why
I'm glad to be the aunt.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and can you
give this to Gregory?
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To Mr. Eddie?
Mm-hmm.
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Something special in it.
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Oh, my God, drugs?
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No.
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Now that's a bad bitch.
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- I know. Every morning.
- She looks amazing.
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- Even Mondays.
- Does she take Pilates?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Ashley.
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Got more candy
for the stash.
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I'm so bored.
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This is hell.
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'Kay.
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Oh, hey, Ron Burgundy.
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Oh, look at you--
you shaved.
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Look, I got this bag of candy
from Joel and Carolina's mom.
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She wanted me
to give it to you.
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Maybe she wants you to get
a cavity or something.
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Oh. That's nice of her,
but no thanks.
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I truly hate candy
unless it's 96% cacao.
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Uh, but you can hang on to that,
and I'll tell her thank you.
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Okay.
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Well, thank you to your
donation to my mouth.
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Sorry, no.
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Ooh, Werther's!
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"Here's a little extra
something sweet."
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Am I going to steal this candy?
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We shall see.
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Okay.
So, what did we learn?
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Don't go to Salem.
Or Boston.
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You know what?
Just skip the whole state.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
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Guys, what has gotten
into you today?
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Gu-- Come on.
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They're really
on one today.
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Ava, could you please
come out here?
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- No. Stop right now.
- I said have a seat.
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You know you're not
supposed to be doing that.
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What the...?
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Witch!
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No candy until the end
of the day.
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Enjoy the haunted house.
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Hello?
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Where's the candy
that's supposed to be here?
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Oh, hey.
The candy's right--
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Oh, dang.
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Where'd the candy go?
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Guys, what is going on?
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Where did you get this?
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What is in your mouth?
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What is going on?!
200
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What? What the-- What?
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Oh!
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What does it look like, boy?
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They got
into the candy bag!
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Hey, watch it!
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Need to get my deposit
back on this.
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What the hell
is happening?!
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It was her.
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She's too absorbed
looking at that damn phone
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she let the candy
get stolen.
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Alleged phone,
alleged candy.
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Well, I saw those bags.
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That's two Halloweens'
worth of candy.
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How did they even pass it out
so fast?
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Yeah, and what kid shares candy
on Halloween?
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We're dealing with
a real sicko here.
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The important thing to focus on
is that no one person
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is to blame,
except of course the thief.
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Because, in a way, I've been
robbed, when you think about it.
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We need to find
who took the candy.
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We'll get to that,
but firstly, there's no way
221
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we can teach these children
when they are like this.
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They need to burn
that energy off.
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They can't go outside,
it's raining.
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It's--
Hey!
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Little gremlins!
226
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Free recess in the gym!
227
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I'm one of those people where
chaos really affects my mood,
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so I'm just gonna call it a day.
229
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What are you doing?
Let me show you how it's done.
230
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Truth zone?
231
00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:20,342
I'm feeling
a little conflicted
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about the constitutionality
of stop and frisk, okay?
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All right.
Let's remove your hat, bear.
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I feel like Eric Adams.
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Okay.
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All right,
that's the last of them.
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Now to put this candy
contraband someplace safe.
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Oh, I have a human-sized sa--
uh, a, uh--
239
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a safe that's bigger than
a breadbox in one of my closets.
240
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Wait.
How big is it?
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I've been looking for a safe
place to keep my other safes.
242
00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:46,934
Oh. Look, you two
guard the door,
243
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,370
make sure the kids
don't leave,
244
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,719
and we will be right back.
245
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,329
Okay.
246
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,465
You know, when I woke up
this morning,
247
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,901
I did not expect my day
to include
248
00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,816
patting down the students
for candy.
249
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,775
Oh! That reminds me.
250
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:07,258
Um,
so Joel and Carolina's mom
251
00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:10,044
left that for you in the bag
of candy you didn't want.
252
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,088
Oh, thanks.
253
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,873
Mm-hmm.
254
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,744
Her phone number.
255
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,485
Yeah.
Nice.
256
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:17,704
Yeah.
257
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:18,705
Good penmanship.
258
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,097
Yeah.
Yeah.
259
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,099
Yeah. Guess she has a thing
for Kevin Hart
260
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,535
in "Soul Plane."
261
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:24,711
One, he did not play
a pilot in that.
262
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,756
Two, we, as a society,
do not talk
263
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,063
about Sully Sullenberger enough.
264
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,413
I'd say
he's had his time.
265
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:36,766
He landed an Airbus
of 155 people safely on a river!
266
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,115
Okay,
I'm just saying that,
267
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,422
as a pilot, like,
half his job is landing,
268
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,293
so he kind of was
just doing his job.
269
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,121
- Wow!
- Shouldn't have had a movie
before Harriet Tubman.
270
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,036
Tom Hanks
can't play her.
271
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,429
And I don't know why that's
- Mr. Sullenberger's problem.
- Wha--
272
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:50,301
I will not rest until the world
gives that man
273
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,260
the respect
that he deserves!
274
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,304
Okay.
Okay?
275
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,610
- All right.
- I'm serious about this.
276
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,611
- I see.
- I'm really passionate.
277
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,352
I understand.
278
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:00,790
So,
are you gonna take Amber
279
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:04,141
to some kind of pilot party
tonight?
280
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,143
No.
281
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,579
Friends
are dragging me out.
282
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,929
Oh.
283
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,495
They've been doing that
a lot now that I'm single.
284
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,671
Oh.
285
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,455
That's nice of them.
286
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,500
Y-Yeah, yeah, um...
287
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,763
It was a lot at first.
288
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,461
- Mm.
- But it is nice, actually.
289
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:25,510
Have your friends been doing
the same since the breakup?
290
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:28,078
Oh, yeah. Well, no. Oh.
291
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,906
But Jacob did take me out
to a drag
292
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,126
"Settlers of Catan" brunch,
and that was fun.
293
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,128
Yeah, that sounds fun.
294
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,869
Yeah.
295
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:39,176
But what about your
outside-of-work friends?
296
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,351
Um...
297
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,875
Oh, my--
my outside-of-work friends?
298
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,137
Um... Jacob: I'm just saying,
299
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,181
you didn't have
to lock me in the safe
300
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,400
to show me
how big it is.
301
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,706
Eh, quit whinin'.
302
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,011
What's going on
in there now?
303
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,494
Yeah, they've locked
the doors.
304
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,583
Kitchen window.
305
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,932
I'm sorry, y'all.
306
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,543
Yes!
307
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:02,199
Baby Thanos!
308
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:05,942
He stole the candy bag?
I should've known.
309
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:09,511
Dear God,
can we not know peace?
310
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:12,688
Clear a path.
And no one try and stop me.
311
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,433
Ooh.
312
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,087
Oh, Lord. Get him.
313
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,437
You--Barbara: Come on-- Jacob.
314
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:33,970
Hyah!
315
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,580
Okay, all right, okay.
316
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,843
All right. Okay!
317
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,583
Yeah.
318
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,021
Help!
319
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,023
Oh, my!
Hey!
320
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,155
- Hey!
- Cut it-- Cut it out!
321
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,853
Did anybody see where
Baby Thanos went?
322
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,332
He has to be
in here somewhere.
323
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,160
Baby Thanos:
It's Halloween.
324
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,858
Kids deserve candy.
325
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,903
It's not fair
to keep it from us.
326
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:57,080
I am inedible!
327
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,170
I think he means,
"I am inevitable."
328
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,956
- Yeah, okay.
- Mm, Baby Theranos
is in Ava's office!
329
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:07,134
And I've only passed out
half the bag so far.
330
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:10,790
Looks like we're gonna need
a bigger trash can.
331
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,139
Oh,
we gotta get this kid.
332
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,097
But somebody absolutely needs
to stay here.
333
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,359
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
334
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,621
I'll stay.
335
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,884
I've been training
for this my whole life.
336
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,015
Storm's a-brewin'!
337
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,541
And he's gone![ Sighs ] No.
338
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,021
Well, the kid's good,
I'll give him that.
339
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,110
We must have
just missed him.
340
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,198
Ooh.
341
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,636
Still fresh.
342
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,637
Ooh!
343
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,814
The kid is on the run.
344
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,424
Oh.
345
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,951
And that door leads
to the basement.
346
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,042
The ghost janitor.
347
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,176
Mr. Johnson said
there's a ghost janitor
348
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,134
that lives down there.
349
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,484
A-And obviously
I don't believe that.
350
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,270
You know, because I am
a grown-up person.
351
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,838
So, you'll go look for
Baby Thanos in the basement?
352
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,406
Yeah, I will accompany you, Gregory,
353
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,668
if you're scared.
354
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:04,887
Oh.
355
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,062
Search the basement.
356
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,890
We will search the hall.
357
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,283
Throw us a bone, please.
358
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,632
Amen.
359
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,157
You wanna--
You wanna go first?
360
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,159
'Cause I-I don't have
a preference, really.
361
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,073
I...
362
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,166
Hey, what are you guys
doing tonight?
363
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,865
Oh, I've got some
consoling to do.
364
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,214
Why's that?
365
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,519
Gary,
the vending machine guy,
366
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,173
he has a hard time
with Halloween.
367
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,133
Like, every house turns
into a vending machine.
368
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,569
I never thought
of it that way.
369
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,657
Mm-hmm.
370
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,528
Yeah,
that does sound tough.
371
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,269
But, uh, Barbara,
what are you doing tonight?
372
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,969
I'm going to a screening
of "Rocky Horror" at my church.
373
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,059
They take out
all the cursing,
374
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,800
all the references
to sex and sexuality.
375
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:53,849
It comes in at just under
26 minutes, and it is a hoot!
376
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,198
It's a yearly tradition.
377
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,331
We've watched
"Nightmare Before Christmas,"
378
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,985
but only the Christmas parts,
379
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,291
"Practical Magic"
without the witchcraft,
380
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:05,905
and "Hocus Pocus"
without Sarah Jessica Parker.
381
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,037
Ooh, that sounds fun!
Can I come?
382
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,735
Oh, sweetheart, it has been
sold out for months.
383
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,738
Yeah, you are a newly single
NBA All Star.
384
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,305
You must have plans.
385
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,177
Well, I did,
but then I decided
386
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,874
I wanted to hang out
with my friends.
387
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,963
Well, respectfully, kiddo,
we've been over this.
388
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,573
We're not really
your friends.
389
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,185
Yes, no, I know, of course.
It's just...
390
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,665
you guys are the only people
I kinda hang out with, so...
391
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,450
Only? Why?
392
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:35,151
Look, ever since I broke up
with Tariq,
393
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,197
I don't have any friends.
394
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,201
And I realize
that's kinda on me.
395
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,638
Janine, you're young.
396
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,380
There's so many ways
for you to make friends.
397
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,163
Mm-hmm.
398
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,556
What's the problem?
399
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,429
It just feels really hard
to start over.
400
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,562
I've started over
tons of times.
401
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:55,955
Yeah?
Yeah.
402
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,913
Let me tell you something,
it sucks.
403
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,088
Great.
404
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,960
No, it's scary at first,
but you do it.
405
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,136
- You know why?
- Absolutely, Melissa.
406
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,659
I didn't
make my point yet.
407
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,313
I fully wasn't listening.
408
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,055
Okay, point is that
it is way scarier
409
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,708
to not put yourself
out there.
410
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:13,276
You don't wanna be the lonely
old lady sitting at home
411
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,758
on Halloween hoping no one eggs
your house, right?
412
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,890
Oh, yeah, no,
of course not.
413
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,414
Yeah.
Not me.
414
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,807
I think I've been avoiding
making new friends because
415
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,984
the unknown, it's scary.
416
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:28,030
But it is Halloween,
the time to face your fears--
417
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,164
ghosts, ghouls, and new friends.
418
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:38,040
Do you feel,
like, a cold spot?
419
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,781
No.
420
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,831
Did you hear that?
421
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:51,010
It's just the sound
of a normal school basement.
422
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,670
And are you
seeing that?
423
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,368
Yes. You don't have
to keep asking.
424
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,457
We're having the same experience.
425
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,461
Okay, when I say run,
we run.
426
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,514
Welp, I didn't find
Baby Thanos,
427
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,213
but I did find
my favorite mop from '04.
428
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,519
She's still got it.
429
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,521
Jacob,
it's just Mr. J--
430
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,885
You!
431
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,061
Me!
432
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,540
Why?
433
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,151
It's Halloween!
434
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,936
No!
435
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,155
What are you doing?
436
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,808
It's chaos out there, man.
437
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,115
And you're only making
my job harder.
438
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,552
I have to do this.
It's the only way.
439
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:59,078
Dude, I traded
an eighth grader for that!
440
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,731
What did it cost?
441
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,431
Everything.
442
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,651
Oh, my goodness.
443
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:08,913
They're out.
444
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,437
Oh, Ava.
445
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,484
- Oh.
- Ooh, what happened
to your face?
446
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,312
I did my job is what happened
to my face.
447
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,835
Did you guys find
Baby Thanos?
448
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,621
No, we came to see if maybe
he scurried back in here.
449
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:24,233
That child is slipperier
than a buttered otter.
450
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:27,018
Excuse me? Adults?
451
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,368
Chad!
452
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,021
You found Baby Thanos?
453
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,327
Where? How?
454
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,461
Just followed the trash.
455
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:37,464
I'll see you in court,
you little
456
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,509
Let's go get you cleaned up.
457
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,817
Aah! No!
458
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,819
Noooo!
Oh!
459
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,214
Get some rest, guys.
460
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,477
Something
like maybe Beyoncé.
461
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,434
Really?
462
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,657
Hey, Janine!
463
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,267
Hey, Erika.
464
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,139
Hey, is that offer still
on the table
465
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,444
to go to a party tonight?
466
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,359
Yeah, of course!
Yeah?
467
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,752
Okay, cool.
Well, I wanna go.
468
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,102
Um, do you think
I'll know anybody there?
469
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,625
I mean, you'll know me.
470
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,192
But I'll introduce you
to everybody.
471
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,151
I promise, it's a good group
of people.
472
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,587
Okay, cool.
Sounds fun.
473
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,936
Cool!
474
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,981
Oh, you do have a sexier
costume, though, right?
475
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,287
Oh, for sure.
476
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,854
I have an Eric André wig--Absolutely not.
477
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,378
Okay, I will find
- something else to wear.
- Good.
478
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,293
Oh! Sugar crash?
479
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,991
Oh, yeah, he ate, um,
a lot of candy.
480
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,254
A lot. Okay.
481
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,994
Well, sounds like a problem
for his mom.
482
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,126
Yeah, exactly.
Mm-hmm.
483
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,736
All right. Bye.
484
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,390
- I'll see you later.
- See you tonight.
485
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,785
I'm actually kind of excited
for tonight.
486
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,221
I get to start over.
487
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:43,225
I am telling you, I saw
the ghost janitor down there.
488
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,053
Okay?
The story is real.
489
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,489
You saw Mr. Johnson.
490
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,751
- Mystery solved.
- No.
491
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,798
No, no, no, this was
something else.
492
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,321
Something sinister.
493
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,845
Okay, Shaggy.
494
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,178
If this one doesn't work,
we should try that sexy
495
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,440
- Walmart greeter costume.
- Ava?
496
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,659
You know the school day's over, right?
497
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,226
Yes, I do.
498
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,880
What,
you trying to celebrate?
499
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:30,881
Why you still here?
500
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,274
Oh, I'm just waiting on...
501
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,972
B-i-i-i-i-i-itch!
502
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,844
Yeah? Okay.
Yes!
503
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:39,934
Obviously I look better in it,
then Marilyn,
504
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,892
but honestly, then you.
505
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:42,980
Okay.
506
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,634
Tell her how good she looks, Gregory.
507
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,463
Uh, y-yeah, yeah, no, you look,
um-- it looks great.
508
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:48,899
Really form-fitting.
509
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:49,944
Gross.
510
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,424
Thank you.
511
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,425
Good night, Mr. Johnson.
512
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,904
Have a happy Halloween!
513
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,602
Happy Halloween.
514
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,444
Like that?
515
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,837
I had it made at Dorney Park.
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