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ADULT MARK: Nothing made me feel better
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than feeling sick on a school day.
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Big news for this little town...
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Tina Turner is gonna pay a visit.
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Oh, give me that!
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Never thought I'd get
to cover a papal visit.
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You know, there's money
to be made from this visit.
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Have some respect.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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VOICE: [ON PHONE] Mike...
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Look, I told you not to call me at home.
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- Thank you, goodbye.
- [HANGS UP PHONE]
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- [COUGHING]
- Telemarketer?
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Ah, yeah.
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Where's your uniform?
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I'm sick!
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- I am not buyin' it.
- What?
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ADULT MARK: I first
caught the acting bug
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by faking sick...
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A lot.
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?
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?
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Breathe in.
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Out.
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[COUGHS]
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MARY: Well?
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He's faking.
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You little shagger!
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But I'm actually sick this time!
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Get dressed!
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ADULT MARK: It was my own fault.
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I was the boy who
cried whooping cough.
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MARY: Go on.
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Little faker.
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Jeez!
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SISTER ROSE: Our school has been invited
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to send a class to see
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His Holiness.
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I've decided that this class is...
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The least worst.
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Congratulations.
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One of you will get to do a reading
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in front of the Pope himself.
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And it will be televised!
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ADULT MARK: Television?!
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Any volunteers?
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[HEAVENLY MUSIC]
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Lord, hear our prayer!
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Unless it's for the
Bruins to win, am I right?
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- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
- Yeah!
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[GOD LAUGHING]
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My man!
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[APPLAUSE]
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MS. FOWLER: Mark Critch.
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The winner by default.
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Thank you, Miss... [COUGHING]
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Are you sick, Mr. Critch?
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Uh, no. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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Just gotta lay off
the second-hand smokes.
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ADULT MARK: I had faked sick before,
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but now I had to fake healthy.
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[COUGHS QUIETLY]
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?
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Ahem!
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Oh, hey! There he is!
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What?
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You told me to stop calling you!
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ADULT MARK: Scott Howell.
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Owner of rival station VOAQ.
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His station was number one,
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but first was never good enough.
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Now how'd you get past Gertie?
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I'm not used to hearing "no."
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What's it gonna take
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to get you to come work for me?
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I'm not a DJ, Mr. Howell,
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and VOAQ isn't exactly
known for news, so...
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No, no, no, we want you to
bring your call-in segment to us.
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And then we'll make it sexier.
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I'm not "sexy," Mr. Howell.
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You don't say!
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The world's goin' digital.
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It's 1988.
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Look at all this crap!
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It's a joke!
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I'm a "dance with the one
who brought ya" kind of man.
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Yeah, which is why you're stuck here
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in this closet for a studio,
with gum under the desk.
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I get what I want, Mike.
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I even get what I don't want.
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I've got a show to do, Mr. Howell,
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so if you do not mind...
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Hey, Dad, can I show
you something real quick?
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Not now!
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Listen, um, Mr. Howell is lost.
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Could you please show him to the door?
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I've gotta get on the
air. Thanks for comin' by.
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SCOTT: Think about it!
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- [SIGHS]
- Mr. Howell! I'm, uh, Mike, Junior.
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Please, no "Mr. Howell"!
I wear cowboy boots.
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Call me Scott!
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Hey, wha... what have you got here?
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Oh, I... just this stupid little
thing I was thinkin' up, but...
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Yeah, I want to hear all about it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Okay, uh, it's a mobile
broadcasting unit,
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but it's in the shape of
a giant boombox, right?
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We're gonna launch it
when the Pope comes.
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That is wild!
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Far out!
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Do you mind if I hold onto this, kid?
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Please, take it! Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks.
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And if, uh, you ever get sick
of workin' in this museum,
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gimme a shout.
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Radio's for the young, kid.
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Monogrammed.
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Cool.
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FOX: Are you sure you're up for this?
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You can't handle gym
class on the best of days.
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Oh...
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Was the sun always this bright?
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Mark, if you're too sick for laps,
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you're too sick for the Pope.
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Oh, come on. He has to
read one stupid line.
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Anyone could do that.
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I'd like to see you try.
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[COUGHS]
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Are you sure you're okay?
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TINA: Ew! Are you gonna hurl?
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[SNEEZES]
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Gross. Snots.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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MR. BYRNE: All right, listen up!
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Let's hustle! [CLAPS HANDS]
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Ugh...
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Ten laps!
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[EVERYONE SIGHS]
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Today, people!
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Come on, Critch!
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Come on, come on!
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C'mon, lift those legs, lift those legs!
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In through the nose... [INHALES]
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Exhale. [EXHALES]
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In... [INHALES]
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MARK: Oh...
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MIDDLE FOX: [LAUGHS]
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Critches get stitches!
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ADULT MARK: My own doctor
had labelled me a liar.
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So I sought out a second opinion.
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Asthma, epilepsy...
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Gout?
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That's a self-diagnosis.
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It explains my grade in gym.
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Where are your parents?
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My family doctor says
I'm a hypochondriac,
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which sickens me.
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Stop talking. Just cough.
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[COUGHS]
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Hm. Breathe?
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- [BREATHES IN SHAKILY]
- Mm.
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Give it to me straight, Doc.
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Well, you're most certainly not faking.
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You have bronchitis.
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Would you like a note for school?
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No!
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I just need something to
get me through the week.
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You know, B-12 shot?
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Morphine?
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How about some cough syrup?
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Oh...
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MARY: I just got a phone call.
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Who the frig is Dr. Lee?
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He's my personal physician.
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It's private.
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Get in bed!
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ADULT MARK: The big day! My TV debut.
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But first, a performance
for a smaller audience.
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[HOARSELY] Woke up
feeling like a new man!
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No. You're staying home.
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But I have a duty to a higher power!
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Mike?
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- Listen to your mother.
- [PHONE RINGING]
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MARY: I already called
the school to let them know
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you're not doing your reading.
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What?! [COUGHING]
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- But I'm fine!
- [PHONE RINGING]
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MIKE SR: Would somebody get that?
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MIKE JR: Yeah, got it!
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Yeah, me and the b'ys,
we're selling Pope crap
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to raise money for our bar.
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What do you think?
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What is that?
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POP: "Pope on a Rope"!
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How much would you pay for this?
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That is my good Avon soap!
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No, it's not! It just looks like it.
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Anyway, I've got two dozen
more setting over here.
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MARK: Ah, yes, I'll help...
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You are gonna sit on
the couch and watch TV.
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You're gettin' on my last nerve!
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MARK: Ohhh!
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All the times I pray to be sick!
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What kind of God is this?
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MARY: Get!
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MIKE JR: Yes, sir.
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Thank you, sir!
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[HANGS UP PHONE]
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That was Scott Howell.
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He just offered me a job at VOAQ radio.
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[SIGHS]
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He's only hiring you to get at me!
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Or, you know, maybe he thinks I'm good?
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No, that's not it!
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I turned him down.
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I'm taking the job.
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?
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Mark is off sick so we will
have to select another student.
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SISTER ROSE: Perhaps I should
have chosen Sister Maura's class.
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Maybe this illness is a
sign of God's disapproval.
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FOX: But, Sister, didn't
Jesus say something about
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not throwing stones... ?
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You're right.
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God loves redemption.
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You can redeem yourself by
doing the reading for the Pope.
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- MS. FOWLER: Pardon?
- FOX: What?
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Good luck, Ms. Fowler.
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I'm sure Fox will make you proud.
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MIDDLE FOX: [LAUGHS]
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TV: This was the scene earlier...
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MARK: My big break!
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Millions watching!
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The adrenaline would get me through!
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Maybe I can still make it!
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You're not getting off this
couch until you feel better.
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[COUGHING]
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Oh...
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Asthma, epilepsy, bronchitis...
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Sin.
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You never had a chance.
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TV: The Pope's schedule
is packed with stops
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along the Newfoundland shore.
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ADULT MARK: There was still
a way to get to the Pope.
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A very Catholic way...
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Guilt.
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[COUGHS]
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You're right!
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I wish I was there to be blessed.
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TV: A blessing could
mean a miracle cure.
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I might have a chance then. [COUGHS]
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TV: In search of hope and healing,
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a record crowd has gathered to see...
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Get in the car.
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- Oh, yes!
- What?
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I just... hope this works.
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[COUGHS] Yeah.
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ADULT MARK: Pop and his
buddies turned the papal visit
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- into a mini Las Vegas!
- FATHER HANDRIGAN: Four quarters holding up the wheel!
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Anybody, four quarters?
Come get your tickets!
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See, state of the art!
Everything in here is digital.
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Bet you never seen
anything like this at VOCM.
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No. No, nothin'!
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Wait, no, the super roving
radio looks pretty cool, right?
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SCOTT: Ah...
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MIKE SR: And here we are, Pope-side,
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00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,704
here at what is quickly
becoming quite the event...
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00:10:06,741 --> 00:10:08,840
Yeah, it's not as cool as ours, though!
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[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]
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Maybe I shouldn't have
showed you their design.
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Poppycock!
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Here, I have something for ya.
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Look at this bad boy.
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- Oh, come on!
- Yeah.
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MIKE SR: Good God!
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He's wearing enemy colours!
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[OMINOUS ROCK STING]
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I can't do this! It's stupid.
281
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There's too many people.
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RITCHIE: You're just nervous.
283
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Whenever I'm scared of public speaking,
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I picture the audience
in their underwear.
285
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Just picture the Pope in his underwear.
286
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,281
Ew, gross!
287
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,617
Ugh!
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No help.
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Quick blessing, straight back to bed.
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Just know, it's not
your fault that I'm weak.
291
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It's just bad genes.
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I made ya! Whose fault is it, then, hm?
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Dad's.
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Oof, I'd say, yeah.
295
00:11:11,439 --> 00:11:12,439
[TURNS ON RADIO]
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MIKE SR: [RADIO] We go
now live to Flatrock,
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where the Pope is about
to bless the fishing fleet.
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Let's listen in...
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POPE: [RADIO] The joyful event
that unites us is the blessing
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of the fishing fleet here at Flatrock.
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That Jesus called Simon, Peter...
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00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:38,063
Why don't we show your old man
what you're made out of, huh?
303
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,797
Hey...
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Scram.
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Yeah.
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She's all yours.
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SAILOR: [ON NEWS]
Thank you, Holy Father.
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On behalf of all the fishermen,
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we also wish you a
blessed and safe journey.
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Over.
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And the Pope has blessed the
Newfoundland fishing fleet.
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MIKE JR: You're listening to VOAQ radio.
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Call in for your chance to win
VIP tickets to Pope on the Rock!
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That little Judas!
315
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,558
MIKE JR: Call in to our request line
316
00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:09,294
and tell us your biggest sin to win!
317
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Dick, turn up our volume.
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- Are you sure?
- Just do it!
319
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[MUSIC TURNS UP]
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? If you're a part of the
wide world of VOCM... ?
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Stand up straight. Stand up.
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Come on, stand straight.
Do up that button.
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Zipper!
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Has anyone seen Fox?
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00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,817
Um...
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00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,119
I think she may have pipped off?
327
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,777
Pipped off?!
328
00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:37,946
Oh, typical.
329
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[EXHALES]
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MIKE SR: [RADIO]
Motorists should be warned
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the Pope is leaving the area,
so all roads are now closed.
332
00:12:47,791 --> 00:12:49,424
Act like you're having an asthma attack!
333
00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:50,625
What, why?
334
00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:51,827
You've been faking sick your whole life!
335
00:12:51,962 --> 00:12:53,195
Do it!
336
00:12:53,197 --> 00:12:56,232
ADULT MARK: It was time to use
my faking superpower for good.
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Road's closed.
338
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MARK: [GASPING]
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Can't... breathe...
340
00:13:00,704 --> 00:13:03,638
[GASPING] Is this... the light?
341
00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:06,441
Can you see that my son
is having an asthma attack?
342
00:13:06,576 --> 00:13:11,112
So help me, if my little boy
dies in this car, you're next!
343
00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:13,482
We're gonna let her through!
344
00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:15,784
["ALL I NEED IS A MIRACLE" BY
MIKE & THE MECHANICS PLAYING]
345
00:13:15,786 --> 00:13:17,152
Go on, let her through! Let her through!
346
00:13:17,154 --> 00:13:18,787
? All I need is a miracle ?
347
00:13:18,856 --> 00:13:20,588
OFFICER: Gordie, get
her an escort, would ya?
348
00:13:20,624 --> 00:13:22,591
? All I need is you ?
349
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Let's go, get her through!
350
00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:26,728
? All I need is a miracle ?
351
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,530
? All I need is you ?
352
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,132
[SIREN WAILING]
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? All I need is a miracle... ?
354
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,738
ADULT MARK: We followed
the Pope like pilgrims.
355
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:40,242
Not since the Virgin Mary was
there such a dedicated mom.
356
00:13:40,244 --> 00:13:42,477
And once we cleared the barricade,
357
00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:46,013
Mom ditched our police
escort like a bad habit.
358
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[LAUGHS]
359
00:13:48,552 --> 00:13:50,519
[COUGHS]
360
00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:51,887
Excellent work.
361
00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:53,889
ADULT MARK: Who needed faith in God?
362
00:13:54,024 --> 00:13:58,627
I had faith in Mom.
363
00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,928
POP: Beautiful stuff.
364
00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:01,496
Yeah, beautiful.
365
00:14:01,565 --> 00:14:03,765
So, souvenirs! Souvenirs here!
366
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,835
Come get your John Paul II souvenirs!
367
00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:08,136
Great, great.
368
00:14:08,205 --> 00:14:10,572
Oh! Oh, here.
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00:14:10,707 --> 00:14:13,975
POPE: ... Man and woman who are...
370
00:14:14,111 --> 00:14:16,244
Oh, bless this, Father.
371
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,645
Oh yeah, here.
372
00:14:17,681 --> 00:14:18,980
Get that water. Bless it there.
373
00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,081
Get it in there.
374
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,850
Beautiful.
375
00:14:21,852 --> 00:14:25,721
POPE: ... Love and
protect those who use them.
376
00:14:25,856 --> 00:14:28,123
Rosaries! Rosaries for sale!
377
00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:30,792
Blessed by the holiness himself!
378
00:14:30,927 --> 00:14:33,862
And holy, holy, holy water!
379
00:14:33,864 --> 00:14:36,798
It's so holy you can
practically walk on it!
380
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,733
POP: Come on, now! There you go!
381
00:14:38,735 --> 00:14:40,836
Yes, please! Very good choice.
382
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,271
Very good choice. Yeah, beautiful.
383
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,673
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, that's perfect.
384
00:14:45,709 --> 00:14:47,742
Well, this is [INAUDIBLE]...
385
00:14:47,878 --> 00:14:50,612
?
386
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:55,217
?
387
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,685
RITCHIE: Where are you going?
388
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,620
That nun set me up!
389
00:14:58,755 --> 00:15:01,823
There will literally be people
in Poland calling me a nimrod!
390
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,825
If you don't do it,
391
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,229
you'll be proving everyone
who says you can't right.
392
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,165
You got this.
393
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:14,035
If this sucks, you're dead, okay?
394
00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:16,571
Yeah. I know.
395
00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:22,110
POP: Souvenirs!
396
00:15:22,245 --> 00:15:23,778
John Paul II souvenirs!
397
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,647
Come get your souvenirs!
398
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,782
- Oh, oh.
- Excuse me.
399
00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:32,320
Sorry, Father.
400
00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:35,256
I'll take two rosaries
and a "Pope on a Rope."
401
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,793
Oh! What a good choice, Father.
402
00:15:37,928 --> 00:15:39,661
Well, here, take these rosaries.
403
00:15:39,663 --> 00:15:41,096
There we are for you.
404
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,797
And there's the Pope on a rope.
405
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,865
Beautiful.
406
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:45,600
Happy scrubbing, Father.
407
00:15:45,669 --> 00:15:47,802
Thank you. Special rate for the clergy.
408
00:15:47,838 --> 00:15:50,672
[CHUCKLES] Thank you.
409
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,040
Thank you.
410
00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:53,975
TV: And now a reading
from a local student
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00:15:54,011 --> 00:15:56,110
from St. Bridget's school.
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00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:01,216
ADULT MARK: And there he was.
413
00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,151
The Catholic Elvis!
414
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,920
I was seconds away from
international fame!
415
00:16:05,989 --> 00:16:07,789
This is it!
416
00:16:07,858 --> 00:16:11,359
A reading from the book of Matthew.
417
00:16:11,395 --> 00:16:13,294
I'm too late!
418
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,396
And Jesus said to them,
419
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:20,302
"follow me and I will make
you become fishers of men."
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00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:22,838
- AUDIENCE: Amen.
- [APPLAUSE]
421
00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:24,839
ADULT MARK: I may
have missed my chance,
422
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:28,376
but watching Fox, I wouldn't
want it any other way.
423
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,845
- [APPLAUSE]
- RITCHIE: Yeah!
424
00:16:30,848 --> 00:16:32,914
MIKE SR: [RADIO] And that
was a reading from a student
425
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,116
at St. Bridget's. My
son mark goes there...
426
00:16:35,252 --> 00:16:37,252
I'm sorry you didn't get to go up.
427
00:16:37,254 --> 00:16:38,987
MIKE SR: [RADIO] Luckily,
we'll be broadcasting
428
00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:40,255
right up to the minute...
429
00:16:40,257 --> 00:16:42,724
It's okay.
430
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,927
This is even better.
431
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,262
It's more about the journey, ya know?
432
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:52,267
[RADIO PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]
433
00:16:52,269 --> 00:16:53,868
MIKE SR: [RADIO]
Mike Critch, reporting live
434
00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:57,839
from the tailgate party.
435
00:16:57,841 --> 00:16:59,374
All hands are listening to ye crowd.
436
00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:00,942
Way to go, young fella.
437
00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,810
Thanks, Dick.
438
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:07,115
Hey, did my dad say anything?
439
00:17:07,117 --> 00:17:09,117
Look, his heart might
be broke right now,
440
00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,685
but he'll get over it.
441
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:11,953
Broke?
442
00:17:11,955 --> 00:17:14,789
I get it. You do what you gotta do!
443
00:17:14,925 --> 00:17:17,626
But... by the way,
444
00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:20,061
would you give my r�sum� to Scott?
445
00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:23,231
Us young fellas got
to stick together now.
446
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,266
Yeah.
447
00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:26,167
I better get back to the booth
448
00:17:26,203 --> 00:17:27,802
before your dad realizes I'm gone.
449
00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:29,070
Scott!
450
00:17:29,205 --> 00:17:30,772
MIKE SR: [RADIO] We're
expecting to see the weather
451
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,841
turn to rain showers soon,
452
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,175
so if you're out to
have a gawk at the Pope,
453
00:17:34,244 --> 00:17:36,444
make sure you bring an
umbrella or a rain hat!
454
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,714
The pontiff is expected to
leave Newfoundland around 7 pm,
455
00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:41,950
making a quick stop in
Toronto before heading home
456
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,785
to Vatican City to put his feet up.
457
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,253
We can go home.
458
00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,956
Aw.
459
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,057
[LOUD FEEDBACK]
460
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:53,261
Jesus Christ!
461
00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:55,063
... is, uh, certainly
a Newfoundlander today.
462
00:17:55,132 --> 00:17:58,733
After all, he was a... fisherman.
463
00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:02,904
DICK: And a good
fisherman at that, Mike!
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00:18:02,973 --> 00:18:04,905
You're listening to VOCM.
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00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:07,274
With live coverage as the
Pope makes his final journey
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00:18:07,311 --> 00:18:09,778
back to the airport, then home.
467
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,347
Oh, that Pope gets around worse
than Mary packin' Magdalene!
468
00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:14,282
ADULT MARK: The Pope was
done with Newfoundland,
469
00:18:14,351 --> 00:18:16,084
but Mom was not done with the Pope.
470
00:18:16,086 --> 00:18:17,285
MARK: Aah!
471
00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:19,420
MARY: Hold on, we're not
through with this yet, by Jesus!
472
00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:21,423
That was a pretty good
first day of radio, son.
473
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,491
- Oh! Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
474
00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:25,427
So, what time tomorrow?
475
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,761
Oh... yeah!
476
00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:30,031
See, I don't know if we have
any slots open for you right now,
477
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,200
but we'll... we'll find
something down the line.
478
00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,502
Hey, Scott, thank you very
much for the opportunity.
479
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,704
Uh-huh.
480
00:18:35,706 --> 00:18:38,006
MIKE JR: But you were just
using me to get to my dad.
481
00:18:38,008 --> 00:18:39,008
So, I quit.
482
00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,042
What?! You...
483
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,343
You can't qui... You
can't go back to VOCM!
484
00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:44,846
They're a bunch of losers!
485
00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:47,782
Ah... that's weird.
I guess I am too, then.
486
00:18:47,818 --> 00:18:49,917
- All right.
- Well, you... you can't quit,
487
00:18:50,487 --> 00:18:53,354
because I fire you! You're fired.
488
00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:55,390
Okay.
489
00:18:55,392 --> 00:18:58,895
By the way, there's been three
minutes of dead air on your station.
490
00:18:58,895 --> 00:19:02,063
Yeah, I-I turned it
off when I quit, so...
491
00:19:02,132 --> 00:19:04,198
What... ? You can't do that in radio!
492
00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:05,834
- Yeah.
- You have no respect!
493
00:19:05,836 --> 00:19:07,068
MIKE JR: I'm still learning.
494
00:19:07,203 --> 00:19:09,270
- You son of a...
- Critch?
495
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:12,273
SCOTT: You have no respect for radio!
496
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:14,009
?
497
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,567
MIKE SR: [TV] Breaking Pope news!
498
00:19:15,702 --> 00:19:18,903
A slight diversion for the
Pope on his way to the airport.
499
00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:21,539
A group of Polish fishermen are in port.
500
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,508
They'd hoped to meet His Holiness.
501
00:19:23,643 --> 00:19:25,844
He is the first Polish Pope,
502
00:19:25,979 --> 00:19:28,045
and it seems the Holy Father will stop
503
00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:30,048
to offer the fishermen
a blessing on his way...
504
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,583
ADULT MARK: Mom had brought me
to half the doctors in town,
505
00:19:32,652 --> 00:19:36,554
so why not try a faith healer?
506
00:19:36,623 --> 00:19:39,624
- [BRAKES SCREECH]
- MARY: Gotcha, ha!
507
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:42,527
ADULT MARK: What mother
could resist a miracle cure?
508
00:19:42,596 --> 00:19:44,462
MARY: Come on, sweetheart, let's go!
509
00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:45,930
Excuse me, get out of the way!
510
00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:50,267
Deathly ill child coming through!
511
00:19:50,303 --> 00:19:51,303
Bless my son.
512
00:19:51,404 --> 00:19:53,638
Bless my son for the asthma.
513
00:19:53,773 --> 00:19:56,207
And for the epilepsy.
514
00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:59,410
Oh, thank Your Holiness.
515
00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:01,078
Come on.
516
00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:03,014
Let's get you back in
the car before you catch
517
00:20:03,016 --> 00:20:04,415
your death again. Excuse me.
518
00:20:04,484 --> 00:20:06,350
ADULT MARK: Turns out
there are many ways
519
00:20:06,386 --> 00:20:07,485
to say "I love you."
520
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,087
Sometimes it's how far a
person will go for you.
521
00:20:10,123 --> 00:20:12,089
MIKE SR: [RADIO] And
now Newfoundland bids
522
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,926
a fond farewell to Pope John Paul II.
523
00:20:15,061 --> 00:20:16,093
ADULT MARK: And sometimes...
524
00:20:16,129 --> 00:20:19,230
It's where they're willing to meet you.
525
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?
526
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,905
I know I got a lot to learn.
527
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,573
I could learn a bit from you too.
528
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You did a great job today.
529
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?
530
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?
531
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Come on.
532
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TV: Newfoundlanders will remember
this special visit for years to come.
533
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POP: Woo! Over 800!
534
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We've got enough for the bar!
535
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That is indeed a miracle! [CHUCKLES]
536
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[COUGHS] Oh, dear.
537
00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:03,571
Maybe we should have
got one more blessing.
538
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,705
MARY: Oh...
539
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My biggest blessing is right here.
540
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[COUGHING]
541
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[COUGHING]
542
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Mary... I'm sick.
543
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Jesus Murphy!
544
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[ALL COUGHING]
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- Mary!
- Tea?
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549
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