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-KAT: Oh.
-Hey.
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Hi.
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I only have a few minutes
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till I have to open the cafe.
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How was your stud sesh?
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That's an abbreviation
for studio session.
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I was trying to save time,
which we have now wasted.
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(laughs)
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Stud sesh was a buh.
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A bust.
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I wrote this beautiful song
at 3:00 a. m.,
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and then I realized
it was just
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"Take Me Home, Country Road".
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And when I say "I realized,"
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I mean the sound guy said,
"Dude, you just stole that."
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Well, am I going
to see you tonight?
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I thought maybe
we could write, uh,
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"Let's Get It On" together.
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(sighs) I wish.
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I'm back in the studio.
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How about this?
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You go into work an hour late,
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and we write "Super Freak".
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I can't. Randi's coming in late,
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so I have to open up.
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But I could take an early lunch
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and we could have
a little "Afternoon Delight"?
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I can't, I've got to meet up
with this singer, Zoey Monroe.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Does it have to be today?
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I miss you so much,
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I've been leaving one leg hairy
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just so it feels
like you're there.
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(chuckles)
Aw, I miss you, too.
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No, she's coming in from
Tennessee just to meet me.
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-Oh.
-Oh, it's a good thing.
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She's got a little buzz going,
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and my manager is
hoping we get along,
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maybe record
some songs together.
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Hopefully, she hasn't
heard of John Denver.
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How about this?
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Tomorrow night, we go to dinner.
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Okay, perfect.
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Until then,
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got a sexy little surprise
to tide you over.
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-Mmm.
-It's a naughty picture of me.
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If that's you naked,
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maybe we should spend
some more time outside.
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No, I enlarged the picture,
cut it up into pieces
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and I hid the pieces all over.
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When you find them, you
assemble them on this board.
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It combines the fun
of a scavenger hunt
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with the sexiness
of a puzzle. Mmm.
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Boobs, boobs.
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Where would you hide the boobs?
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(Kat laughs)
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First clue: check the fruit bowl
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for a different kind of melon.
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This is your head.
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Also known as my melon.
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The game is afoot,
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which you might
find a picture of
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on the shoe rack.
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Ooh, I like this game.
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When I find the picture
of your feet,
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can I give it to the sound guy?
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I need to get back
on his good side.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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What up, YouTube?
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It's time for another
episode of Hot Lots.
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'Cause, according to
our 54 subscribers,
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I am still hot.
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And I'm still a lot.
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And I'm Frenzy Boy,
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from the YouTube channel
Pranking Pedestrians.
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Link in the comments. [laughs]
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Now it's time to show you
the pièce de résistance
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of our bathroom remodel:
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our fancy new Japanese toilet.
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Domo arigato, Toilet Roboto.
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(chuckles) Ooh, check out
this heated seat.
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BOTH:
Ooh.
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Now, when it's warm,
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I know it's not because this guy
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was sitting here
for half an hour,
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watching Illuminati videos.
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Who are they
and what do they want?
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All right, let's take you
into the kitchen
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and show you where we're putting
in our brand-new cabinets,
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right after a word
from our sponsors.
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Just kidding, Home Depot hasn't
responded to my DMs yet,
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but they will.
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Darren, go get ready to film us
crossing into the kitchen.
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Cool, but when
that camera's rolling,
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it's Frenzy Boy.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, what the hell?
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Okay,
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I don't want
to point any fingers,
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but what did you do?
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Me? Why is this my fault?
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It's always your fault.
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You told me
to install the cabinets,
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so I installed the cabinets.
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But now there's water
coming out of them.
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And they're straight.
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Just go turn the water off!
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Well, stop yelling at me.
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You know I can't think
when my toes are wet.
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Hey, do you want to,
uh, come over tonight?
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Open some wine,
watch Terms of Endearment.
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You'll like it,
the daughter dies in the end.
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Oh, sweetheart,
I don't want you dead.
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I just want you
completely different.
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Unfortunately, I have plans.
Max working late again?
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Yeah, he writes all day,
records all night.
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He does leave me
cute little notes, though.
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"Miss you." "Love you."
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"Touch my last Choco Taco
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and I'll give you
bangs in your sleep."
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-Hey.
-KAT: Hey.
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You're wearing your
Kat's Café baseball cap.
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Does this mean our
kickball team is back on?
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It means I couldn't shower
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because we had
to turn our water off,
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and this hat has been
in my car since the day
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you gave it to me.
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Why'd you have
to turn your water off?
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Oh, well, I hate to spoil this
week's episode of Hot Lots,
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but long story short,
Carter's an idiot.
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I think kickball could be fun.
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It's hard to make friends
as an adult.
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Friends who kick together,
stick together.
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Carter punctured a pipe,
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and so now
our apartment is flooded.
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Oh, that's awful.
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Yeah, it's horrible.
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You know what's not horrible?
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Kickball against rival
neighborhood businesses.
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Anyway, now we have
to find some place to stay
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for a couple days.
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See, if we had a game against
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Courtyard by Marriott
in Clarkesville,
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we wouldn't even be having
this conversation.
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SHEILA:
I don't know how you feel about
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staying in a senior community,
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but I have an extra room.
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Oh, girl, I'm down.
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I love old people.
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They're the only ones
who don't feel the need
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to tell me
that they voted for Obama.
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Terrific,
we'll make a night of it.
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Wait, hold on, when I asked you
to hang out, you had plans.
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Yeah, I lied.
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Anyway, come over after work.
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You know,
I'm going to go upstairs
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and eat Max's last Choco Taco.
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Don't ever tell her
that we play kickball.
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♪ You can walk, you can run ♪
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♪ Tell yourself
I'm not the one ♪
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♪ But I'm here ♪
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♪ But I'm ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Here. ♪
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Ooh, I like that.
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John Denver
didn't write it, did he?
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No, it's good.
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Not as good as this Choco Taco.
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Okay, who's the hot blonde,
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and why is she eating
my Choco Taco?
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Hey, who's this?
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Hey, Kat.
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This is Zoey.
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Remember, the singer
I told you about?
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Yes, yes, you did,
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and I, like a fool,
did not Google her.
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Hi, Kat. Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
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Whoa, look at those shorts.
(laughs)
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Someone didn't get the memo
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Punxsutawney Phil
saw his shadow.
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You two actually have
a lot in common.
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Uh, Zoey likes cats.
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She... Uh, tell her
what you said about cats.
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I like cats.
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Twinsies.
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Thanks so much for letting us
use your apartment.
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I love all the googly eyes.
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It makes you feel like
you're surrounded by friends.
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But I don't know how
you eat the fruit
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once you're attached.
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I can't eat
anything with a face,
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which sucks because
I love Teddy Grahams.
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I'm gonna go
to the bathroom now.
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♪ You can walk, you can run ♪
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♪ Tell yourself
I'm not the one... ♪
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This is who
you're collaborating with?
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What, Kate Upton was
not available?
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To be fair, when I Googled her,
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her pictures were not that hot.
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Not that she's hot.
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She's fine. She...
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She likes cats.
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I'm just seeing
so little of you,
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so it's hard watching
you have such a great time
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with somebody else.
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Look, I know it's tough,
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but she's-she's really talented,
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and she's super connected.
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Last summer,
she opened for the guy
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who opened for the girl
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who opened for
Blake Shelton's opener.
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Uh, so this is a little awkward.
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I was drying my hands,
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and a boob fell out
of the towel.
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A picture of a boob.
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I assume this goes...
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...here. (chuckles)
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Oh, great, she's good
at puzzles, too?
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Uh, Sheila,
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do you have any spices
that don't end in "oxodil"?
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I find a freshly
ground amphetamine
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really balances out
a citrus vinaigrette.
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How are your onions
coming, babe?
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Oh.
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Call me Johnson & Johnson
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'cause I've got no more tears.
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You look like if Detroit
had a space program.
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It's so nice
having you two here.
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Here's to the future newlyweds.
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Oh. (laughs)
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It's also refreshing
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to have a couple over
without the expectation
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of being their third.
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(laughs)
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So, how are
the wedding plans coming?
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-So great.
-Oh, I'm gonna kill myself.
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We just have so much going on
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between that and the reno.
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What faucets for the kitchen?
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What tile for the bathroom?
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Do we invite Drake
to the wedding?
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I said no, but then I thought
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maybe he'd walk me
down the aisle.
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Have you picked a song
for your first dance?
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Oh, I want something romantic
like "At Last" by Etta James
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or "Baby Got Back"
by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
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We should skip
the formal dance altogether.
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Between the two of us,
we have three left feet,
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and they're all his.
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Well, that's because
you won't let me lead.
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Do you know how emasculating
it is to be dipped?
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Though I did feel very safe.
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(piano music playing on phone)
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Show me what
you're working with.
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Oh, I'll show you
my dance moves.
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But Sheila,
you've got to promise
258
00:08:56,506 --> 00:08:57,975
not to fall in love with me.
259
00:08:58,076 --> 00:08:59,713
♪ ♪
260
00:08:59,779 --> 00:09:01,550
What-- Get your hands
off my butt.
261
00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:04,455
I can't help it,
it's like a damn magnet.
262
00:09:04,522 --> 00:09:06,325
Now, will you just
follow my lead?
263
00:09:06,392 --> 00:09:07,662
No, I don't like
where you're going.
264
00:09:07,762 --> 00:09:09,031
-Well, let me go...
-I don't like...
265
00:09:09,098 --> 00:09:10,100
Just a second...
266
00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,302
Well, I know
267
00:09:11,402 --> 00:09:12,505
the part of the wedding
268
00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,274
when I'm gonna
step out to get high.
269
00:09:14,341 --> 00:09:15,945
I'll join you.
270
00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,851
And just as he was going
for the high note,
271
00:09:18,951 --> 00:09:21,155
it's like we were watching him
go through puberty.
272
00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:22,290
(laughs)
273
00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:23,727
-Hi.
-Hey.
274
00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:24,696
Wow.
275
00:09:24,763 --> 00:09:26,065
How come you didn't
come back upstairs
276
00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,167
after the cafe closed?
277
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,136
Oh, you were working.
278
00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:29,438
How'd the songwriting go?
279
00:09:29,506 --> 00:09:31,175
Good, we wrote a pretty
heartbreaking ballad
280
00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:33,847
about how much we're gonna
miss the Choco Taco.
281
00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:37,020
♪ It's a cold little
slice of sugar heaven ♪
282
00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,724
♪ Give me a dozen ♪
283
00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:40,460
♪ And I'll eat 11 ♪
284
00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:44,569
BOTH:
♪ The last one's for you. ♪
285
00:09:44,669 --> 00:09:45,938
So, yeah,
286
00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:47,174
we killed it.
287
00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:48,677
That's really touching.
288
00:09:48,744 --> 00:09:51,449
It's like "Tears in Heaven"
for a tasty snack.
289
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,451
(Max laughs)
290
00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:53,620
All right, well,
291
00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:54,556
I got to get going
to the studio.
292
00:09:54,656 --> 00:09:55,591
Hey, today was super fun.
293
00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:56,760
Yeah, it is gonna be great
294
00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:57,862
working together.
295
00:09:57,929 --> 00:09:59,164
(imitating Zoey):
"It's gonna be great
296
00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,534
working together."
297
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,970
And I will see you
in the morning.
298
00:10:02,037 --> 00:10:05,210
Oh, also, I found the picture
in the cookie jar.
299
00:10:05,276 --> 00:10:06,880
Noice.
300
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,853
You mind if I take a seat?
301
00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:10,921
Please.
302
00:10:11,055 --> 00:10:12,992
I'm gonna be nice to her,
but it's gonna be fake nice,
303
00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:16,031
so if I shoot you a glance,
you'll know what I'm doing.
304
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,071
So, Max told me you used
to be a math professor.
305
00:10:19,138 --> 00:10:23,246
Who's your favorite
mathematician, Purr-thagoras?
306
00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:24,549
What the hell?
307
00:10:24,616 --> 00:10:26,586
How have I never
thought of that?
308
00:10:27,187 --> 00:10:29,893
Yeah,
that's-that's cute, I guess,
309
00:10:29,993 --> 00:10:33,099
if you like math, cats and puns.
310
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,370
Can I ask you a question?
311
00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,773
Do you hate me?
312
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,444
What? Not at all.
313
00:10:39,546 --> 00:10:42,117
That's the look
I'm talking about.
314
00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:45,724
I just want you to know,
I am only here for the work.
315
00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:47,595
And the bourbon.
When I was in New Orleans,
316
00:10:47,695 --> 00:10:48,931
I went to Bourbon Street.
317
00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:50,768
I did not know what
the beads meant at first,
318
00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:52,872
and let me tell you, those frat
guys at S-A-E were S-A-D.
319
00:10:52,939 --> 00:10:55,778
My point is, I have no interest
in Max whatsoever.
320
00:10:55,878 --> 00:10:56,913
He's not my type.
321
00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:58,951
Okay, I'm liking her more.
322
00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:00,855
If I glance over again,
323
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,625
it's just to make sure
people are still watching.
324
00:11:02,692 --> 00:11:04,696
I just want us to get along,
'cause you and Max
325
00:11:04,762 --> 00:11:05,764
are the only people
I know in Louisville,
326
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,702
aside from the guy at the hotel
327
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,939
who said I had pretty toes.
328
00:11:11,475 --> 00:11:13,279
So, Max said
you're from Tennessee?
329
00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:15,383
Yeah, a little place
called Stinking Creek.
330
00:11:15,483 --> 00:11:16,620
And, no, that's not a joke.
331
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,391
And yes, it does stink.
How about you?
332
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,028
Born and raised in Louisville.
333
00:11:21,095 --> 00:11:22,264
We don't have a stinking creek,
334
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,667
but we do have a pit o' despair.
335
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,272
You'll meet her,
she's the one I call "Mother."
336
00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:27,575
(laughs) You're funny.
337
00:11:27,642 --> 00:11:29,011
Oh, you're the funny one.
338
00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:32,518
I mean, my best math-cat pun
is Fur Isaac Newton.
339
00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:34,656
(gasps) How 'bout René DesCat?
340
00:11:34,722 --> 00:11:36,492
He's a genius, you're a gen...
341
00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:39,131
(gasps) Do you like kickball?
342
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,368
♪ ♪
343
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:42,805
Okay, you're starting
to get the hang of this.
344
00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:44,943
I'm counting.
Please don't talk to me.
345
00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:48,416
I'm counting too. You've
stepped on my foot 12 times.
346
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,253
You know what? Let's try this.
347
00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:51,288
♪ I like big butts ♪
348
00:11:51,388 --> 00:11:53,226
Oh-ho-ho!
349
00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:55,096
See, this is how
I got noticed on TRL.
350
00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:58,336
Those kids from Fall Out Boy
didn't know what hit 'em.
351
00:11:58,436 --> 00:11:59,438
Whoa! Yo.
352
00:11:59,505 --> 00:12:00,440
Hey, come on, Sheila,
353
00:12:00,473 --> 00:12:01,710
show us how you dance.
354
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:04,549
I call this little move
"The Homewrecker."
355
00:12:04,649 --> 00:12:05,551
(cheering)
356
00:12:05,651 --> 00:12:06,853
(alarm beeps)
357
00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:08,657
Oh, damn, my dancing's so hot,
358
00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:10,026
it set off the fire alarm.
359
00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:11,896
No, it's your onions, fool.
360
00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:14,268
You can't prove
it's not also my dancing.
361
00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:17,875
(knock on door)
362
00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:20,748
Hey, we're evacuating,
everybody out.
363
00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:23,185
Not without my babies.
364
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,740
Now we know how the lava
caught up to the dinosaurs.
365
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:41,890
Hey, I've got two
great pieces of news.
366
00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:45,063
One: Cat-lyn Jenner is
officially worm free.
367
00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:47,500
And two: I finally found
where you were hiding my...
368
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:49,304
-(horn blasts)
-(high-pitched scream)
369
00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:53,012
Is how a girl would scream.
370
00:12:53,079 --> 00:12:55,149
Kat found her damn
air horn, huh?
371
00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:56,452
Mm-hmm.
372
00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:58,055
Last night was so fun.
373
00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,892
Drinks, dancing, firemen.
374
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:01,997
It was like
a real-life Magic Mike.
375
00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:04,401
Oh, I love that movie.
376
00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:06,640
Is what a girl would say.
377
00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:08,844
Tonight, I was thinking
we could get sushi
378
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,516
and watch
my hilarious compilation tape
379
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,087
of Kat's classic fashion fails.
380
00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:15,591
Volume one:
381
00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:18,029
Suspenders and headgear.
382
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,634
Suspenders are the perfect place
383
00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:23,005
to display
one's collection of buttons.
384
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,007
(laughs)
385
00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:25,410
I think we can stay
at our place tonight.
386
00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:27,047
The plumber said
he should be done by today.
387
00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:29,384
He also said he gave
our new toilet a test run,
388
00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:30,788
so now I kind of want to move.
389
00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:33,694
That reminds me, I got
to be at the bar at 4:00.
390
00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:34,962
Could you meet up with him
and grab our key?
391
00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:36,498
Uh, actually,
I have to leave early.
392
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,369
I have a doctor's appointment.
393
00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:39,706
I'm getting my hair done.
394
00:13:39,806 --> 00:13:42,177
Randi, I know
you're lying to me,
395
00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:46,151
but I respect the importance
of a Black woman's hair.
396
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:47,287
I'm an ally.
397
00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:49,859
I voted for Obama.
398
00:13:49,926 --> 00:13:52,965
I'll let Al Sharpton know.
399
00:13:56,539 --> 00:13:57,742
Well, I'm done here at 3:00.
400
00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:59,545
I'm happy to run over
and grab your key.
401
00:13:59,612 --> 00:14:01,516
Thanks, Sheila.
You know what?
402
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,854
Tell Al about her, too.
403
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,458
Hey, Kat, how's it going?
404
00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:07,595
-Hey.
-Oh, my God.
405
00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:10,400
Look at these little furballs.
406
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,435
Oh.
407
00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:13,540
I just want to rip
off your leg and eat 'em
408
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,978
'cause they're so juicy.
409
00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:17,982
You're kind of a cat freak.
Oh, but that's okay.
410
00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:19,317
So am I. Oh, look at that face.
411
00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:21,488
I'm gonna eat
that face right off.
412
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,691
Where's Max?
413
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:23,794
Oh, he said a spot opened up
414
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,196
at the studio, so he took off.
415
00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:26,098
Oh, awesome.
416
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,968
He and I were supposed
to have dinner.
417
00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:29,839
All right, I guess it's mac
and cheese in the bathtub again.
418
00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:31,810
Maybe we can hang out.
419
00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,513
You like Vietnamese food?
420
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:36,385
Uh, I think it's pho-nomenal.
421
00:14:36,452 --> 00:14:39,458
Careful, those puns
might start to...
422
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:41,261
Hanoi me.
423
00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:42,932
(both laughing)
424
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:46,906
Oh, dear God,
there's two of them.
425
00:14:47,742 --> 00:14:49,712
Hey, Randi, bad news.
426
00:14:49,779 --> 00:14:51,683
I'm still ankle-deep in water.
427
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:54,655
Ugh, your plumber says it's
gonna be a couple more days,
428
00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:56,391
so I guess you and Carter
429
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,262
are stuck with me
a little longer.
430
00:14:58,329 --> 00:15:00,734
Anyway, I hope you
like spicy tuna rolls
431
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:02,270
'cause that's what
we're having for dinner.
432
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:05,109
It's also a new dance move
I'm working on.
433
00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:07,180
Okay, see you at home.
434
00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:10,353
All right, now,
remember our deal.
435
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:13,660
You don't take their calls
for a couple of days.
436
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,129
Lady, I'm a plumber.
437
00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:18,135
You don't got to pay me
to ignore people's phone calls.
438
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,843
-♪ Other DJs say damn ♪
-♪ Damn ♪
439
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,012
♪ If my rhyme was a drug ♪
440
00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:25,049
♪ I'd sell it by the gram ♪
441
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:26,519
♪ Keep my composure
when it's time to get loose ♪
442
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:28,155
♪ Magnetized by the mic ♪
443
00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:29,625
-♪ While I kick my juice ♪
-♪ Juice ♪
444
00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:31,195
♪ If there was a problem ♪
445
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:32,731
♪ Yo, I'd solve it,
check out the hook ♪
446
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:33,767
♪ While the DJ revolves it ♪
447
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,103
♪ Ice, ice, baby ♪
448
00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:36,840
♪ Vanilla ♪
449
00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,275
♪ Ice, ice, baby ♪
450
00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:39,779
♪ Yo, woman,
let's get out of here ♪
451
00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:40,914
♪ Word to your mother ♪
452
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,117
♪ Word to my mother ♪
453
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,221
♪ Hate the way you love me. ♪
454
00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,358
(laughs)
455
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,028
We are killing it.
456
00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:49,932
I bet this is what
cocaine feels like.
457
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,103
Right? I know I fell down twice
doing the running man,
458
00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:54,107
but I bet
Vanilla Ice would've asked us
459
00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:55,544
to be his Fly Girls.
460
00:15:55,611 --> 00:15:56,813
We should check.
461
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,750
I think he's the guy
who parked our car.
462
00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,785
(phone rings)
463
00:15:59,886 --> 00:16:01,355
Oh, it's Max.
464
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,490
Hey.
465
00:16:02,558 --> 00:16:04,227
Hey, there was a problem
466
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:05,664
with the sound board
at the studio,
467
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,433
so I came home early.
468
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:09,471
Check your texts.
469
00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:12,545
Oh... Oh!
470
00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:13,914
Whoa, look who's taking
471
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:15,751
racy photos of themselves now?
472
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,822
Oh, be careful around
the cats, though.
473
00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:19,992
They might think
that's a scratching post.
474
00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:21,696
(chuckles)
475
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,098
So, are you coming home?
476
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:26,038
Mmm, actually, Zoey and I...
477
00:16:26,104 --> 00:16:28,710
MAX:
Snowball. Off. Not a toy.
478
00:16:28,777 --> 00:16:29,812
Zoey and I
479
00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:30,914
are doing some karaoke,
480
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,852
and I can confidently say
481
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,655
we're the best
singers in the room.
482
00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:35,724
You want to join?
483
00:16:35,824 --> 00:16:36,826
Yeah, he can be Tony
484
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,928
when we do Tony! Toni! Toné!
485
00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:39,097
Oh, no, but I want to be Tony.
486
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,734
-The other Tony.
-Right, yes, great.
487
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,470
Yeah. What do you think?
488
00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,642
Uh, I'm gonna pass.
489
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,713
I mean, I've been singing
every night this week.
490
00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:48,082
Why would I want to do karaoke?
491
00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:50,353
Besides, you already
called the good Tony.
492
00:16:50,988 --> 00:16:53,125
Seriously, Max?
We've hardly seen each other,
493
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:55,998
including tonight
when you blew off our dinner.
494
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,367
I know we haven't
seen each other.
495
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,271
That's why I was hoping
you would come home.
496
00:16:59,371 --> 00:17:01,843
Okay, well, I'm not
just gonna bail on Zoey
497
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,012
because you
broke the soundboard.
498
00:17:03,112 --> 00:17:04,381
I didn't break it.
499
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,051
But if you're not allowed
to have soda in that room,
500
00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:07,988
there should be a sign.
501
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,128
So you'd really
rather hang out with Zoey?
502
00:17:11,194 --> 00:17:12,230
We're having fun.
503
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,967
Cool, I guess
I'll see you whenever.
504
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,971
I guess so.
505
00:17:16,038 --> 00:17:18,242
-Snowball, no!
-(Snowball yowls)
506
00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:22,116
It's fine
if you want to go home.
507
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,987
Oh, please. I mean,
I'm supposed to drop everything
508
00:17:24,087 --> 00:17:25,356
just because his plans
fell through?
509
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:28,429
I don't see him giving up
studio time for me.
510
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,499
Trust me, I know how tough
511
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,070
this business is
on relationships.
512
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,775
You have to sacrifice
so much to make it.
513
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,478
I don't want
to be an afterthought.
514
00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:38,282
You sure you don't
want to go home?
515
00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:40,520
I'll go tell Ice
to pull the car around.
516
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:41,889
(laughs) No.
517
00:17:41,956 --> 00:17:43,827
I just want to sing.
518
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,870
♪ ...just wobble, baby,
wobble, baby, wobble, baby ♪
519
00:17:48,904 --> 00:17:51,509
-♪ What ♪
-♪ Wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby ♪
520
00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:53,947
- Oh!
-♪ Wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby ♪
521
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:56,451
-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby ♪
522
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:57,955
-♪ Get in there ♪
-♪ What ♪
523
00:17:58,022 --> 00:17:59,124
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
524
00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:00,560
-Oh!
-♪ Get in there ♪
525
00:18:00,661 --> 00:18:01,829
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
526
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,032
♪ Get in there ♪
- (Randi and Carter whooping)
527
00:18:03,098 --> 00:18:04,669
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
528
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:05,837
♪ Get in there ♪
529
00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:07,508
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
530
00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:08,175
Okay, Sheila,
531
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,679
have you done your Ancestry.com?
532
00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:11,916
'Cause I think you've got
some Black in you.
533
00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:14,822
Ernie Hudson,
the Black Ghostbuster,
534
00:18:14,922 --> 00:18:16,291
told me the same thing.
535
00:18:16,358 --> 00:18:18,429
Ooh. All right, now that
I've wiggled my wobble,
536
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:21,168
it's time to show y'all
my signature dance move.
537
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,838
Oh, Lord, give him some room.
538
00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:25,242
(shouting)
539
00:18:25,711 --> 00:18:27,615
Oh, God. Okay. Ooh.
540
00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:31,956
You know who can do that?
541
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,494
Ernie Hudson,
the Black Ghostbuster.
542
00:18:35,797 --> 00:18:37,000
Are you okay?
543
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,670
Blink twice if you need me
to help you up.
544
00:18:38,737 --> 00:18:39,939
I can't blink.
545
00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:41,976
Then the tears will fall.
546
00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:43,278
Oh. Okay, okay, slow.
547
00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:45,249
-Okay. Okay, baby. Ah.
-Slow. Mm.
548
00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:47,153
Baby, can you run home
and get my medicine?
549
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,990
-Okay.
-No. No, you don't need to go home.
550
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:51,261
I have a spice rack
full of medicine.
551
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:53,499
Oh, we just have
a specific strain of
552
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,871
"aspirin" that works well
in situations like this.
553
00:18:55,937 --> 00:18:57,808
Yeah, aspirin.
554
00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,110
Also, don't forget the weed.
555
00:18:59,177 --> 00:19:00,681
But, wait, you can't go home.
556
00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:01,916
Why not?
557
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,586
Um...
558
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,991
I can't remember.
559
00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:09,230
Oh, the ravages of age.
560
00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:12,036
Okay, Sheila, what's up?
561
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:13,606
Randi, she just told you.
562
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,711
She old.
563
00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:18,983
Your apartment is fine.
564
00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:20,721
You can go home anytime.
565
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:23,893
Then why did you tell us
that we couldn't?
566
00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,096
(sighs)
567
00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:27,935
Well, this is
embarrassing to admit.
568
00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:30,941
I really like you guys.
569
00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:32,845
I can't have a threesome.
570
00:19:32,945 --> 00:19:34,047
I'm injured,
571
00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:35,650
but I can watch
you two do stuff.
572
00:19:37,086 --> 00:19:39,057
I mean I like this.
573
00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:41,428
Having you here.
574
00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:44,568
You make me feel... young.
575
00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,839
I mean, making friends
here is like...
576
00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:51,048
getting attached to the lobster
you pick out in the restaurant.
577
00:19:51,114 --> 00:19:53,052
Why didn't you just
ask us to hang out?
578
00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:54,354
I didn't think you'd want to
579
00:19:54,421 --> 00:19:56,224
if you didn't need
a place to stay.
580
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,362
Oh, but Sheila, we love
spending time with you.
581
00:19:58,462 --> 00:20:00,700
And Carter's gonna spend a lot
more because he can't move.
582
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,236
How about this?
583
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:03,907
Why don't we just
make a standing date?
584
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:06,044
Yeah. Yeah, every Thursday
585
00:20:06,144 --> 00:20:07,681
at your place.
Dinner and drinks.
586
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,983
And you can show us
more of the moves
587
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,654
that you dropped
on Ernie Hudson,
588
00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:12,524
the Black Ghostbuster.
589
00:20:13,192 --> 00:20:15,697
That would be wonderful.
590
00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:19,304
CARTER:
Aw.
591
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,308
This is such a sweet moment.
592
00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:23,780
But my boys are
swelling up like oranges,
593
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,586
so somebody get me my damn weed!
594
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,100
♪ ...look back,
don't ever look back ♪
595
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,304
♪ I'm-a get your heart racing ♪
596
00:20:36,405 --> 00:20:38,375
♪ In my skin-tight jeans ♪
597
00:20:38,475 --> 00:20:42,083
♪ Be your
teenage dream tonight ♪
598
00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:44,287
♪ Let you put your hands on me ♪
599
00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:46,425
♪ In my skin-tight jeans ♪
600
00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:49,063
♪ Be your teenage
dream tonight ♪
601
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,803
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
602
00:20:51,903 --> 00:20:53,706
(both laugh)
603
00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,109
Whoops.
604
00:20:55,242 --> 00:20:57,213
You are amazing.
605
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,451
You're amazing.
606
00:21:04,027 --> 00:21:05,764
(audience cheering)
607
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,235
♪ ♪
608
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,049
Everybody!
609
00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:16,986
♪ I'm-a get your heart racing ♪
610
00:21:17,086 --> 00:21:18,455
♪ In my skin-tight jeans ♪
611
00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:22,196
♪ Be your teenage
dream tonight ♪
612
00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:24,702
♪ Baby, put your hands on me ♪
613
00:21:24,768 --> 00:21:26,772
-♪ In my skin-tight jeans ♪
-Skin-tight jeans!
614
00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:29,512
-♪ Be your teenage
dream tonight ♪ -Teenage dream!
615
00:21:29,578 --> 00:21:31,448
-♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
-♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
616
00:21:31,549 --> 00:21:33,385
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
617
00:21:33,452 --> 00:21:36,024
-♪ Tonight, tonight. ♪
-(laughing)
618
00:21:36,074 --> 00:21:40,624
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