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There you are, sweetheart.
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Your favourite:
Scrambled eggs and chicken livers.
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That's what I like,
wild shouts of approval.
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- Tasty?
- Great, honey. Best you ever made.
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Don't mind me, sweetheart.
Just keep on reading.
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I'd forgotten what you looked like.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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But I have a very important meeting
on this Stewart presentation...
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...at noon today, so would you mind
changing it back?
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Come in, Mrs. Kravitz.
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I have here a little petition
signed by a few neighbours.
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- Petition?
- Mrs. Stephens knew...
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...we filed it with
the commissioner a week ago.
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Talk about the population explosion.
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"To the Commissioner
of Public Streets and Highways.
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We, the undersigned,
do hereby petition...
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...for the immediate removal
of the willow tree...
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...that stands on the property...
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...of Darrin
and Samantha Stephens...
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...said tree being a menace
to the community."
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No one is going
to cut down my tree.
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It was my very own
Mother's Day present from Darrin...
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...the day Tabitha was born.
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Honey, I know how you feel.
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I tell you what.
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I'll chop it down
and make it into a bookcase...
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...so we'll have it forever.
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Just a little joke
to break the tension.
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The only reason I came over
was to suggest that...
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...well, relationship-wise,
with the neighbourhood...
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...it might be better
if you did it voluntarily.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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They are not going
to cut down my tree.
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It can be saved.
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Mr. Stephens?
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Hi. I'm your new neighbour.
I'm Elaine Hanson.
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How do you do?
I'm Darrin Stephens.
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Abner?
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Darrin Stephens is talking
to a strange woman.
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So, what? I'm listening to one.
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Would you drive me into the city?
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My car is being worked on,
and I can pick it up this morning.
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Certainly. Hop right in.
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From Tripoli to Timbuktu
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I beg, I plead, I beseech of you
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A moment longer do not stay
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Come to me, come to me
Dr. Bombay
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All right, child. Open your eyes,
stick out your tongue.
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No, don't. It's rude.
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Oh, thank heaven
you're here, Dr. Bombay.
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Heaven had nothing to do with it,
you naughty witch.
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Do you realise you've zapped me out
of an ostrich race in Australia...
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...just as I was crossing
the finishing line?
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- I apologise.
- Doesn't really matter.
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I was coming in last.
Now what's the emergency?
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That is.
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My mother did not send
her boy to medical school...
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...to play wet nurse to a willow.
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Well, at least
it won't talk back to you.
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Please, Dr. Bombay. I tried a tree
surgeon and he couldn't do anything...
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...and I even tried some
of my own, you know...
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...and that didn't do any good.
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Then I thought of the most brilliant
scientific mind of the age.
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- Thank you.
- But he died a year ago...
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...so I decided to call you.
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That's hardly a diplomatic remark.
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It was meant to be a challenge.
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Then I accept it.
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Abner?
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Now Mrs. Stephens
is talking to a strange man.
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Why can't you get your nose
out of that dumb book?
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I want to see how it ends.
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It's about the Civil War.
The North won.
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Thank you, Gladys.
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If I were a woodpecker,
I'd picket your house.
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Well, I suggest
the merciful thing to do...
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...is to burn the tree
in the nearest fireplace.
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No. I want it saved.
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It was my very own
Mother's Day present.
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I can argue with anything
but the illogical sentiment of women.
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Let's have a go at it.
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I've got to find out
what's going on over there.
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I know!
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I'll take Mrs. Stephens
some of my brownies.
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Why? What did she ever do to you?
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Weeping willow, black with blight
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I command with all my might
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Let your sap run free and right
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And with every wayward breeze
Which within your branches leap
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You will weep and weep and weep
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Water the patient daily...
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...keep the neighbourhood pets
away from it and pray.
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You know, I think
it's looking better already.
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Oh, Dr. Bombay.
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I don't know how to thank you.
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It really is looking better.
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Or is it?
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I don't know what's
the matter with me.
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I must be over...
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...wrought?
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"And with every wayward breeze...
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...that within your branches leap...
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...you will weep and weep
and weep."
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Oh, good grief! I must have
gotten caught in the fallout.
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Dr. Bombay, I think
you've made a terrible mistake.
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I brought you some brownies.
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I know when I get upset,
they act like tranquilizers.
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Well, thank you
very much, Mrs. Kravitz...
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...but I'm not upset.
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Don't be brave. A sick tree
can take a lot out of a person.
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By the way, who was...
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...that gentleman
I saw you talking to outside?
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That was no gentleman.
That was my tree doctor.
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He's gonna save my willow.
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I wish I had known. My petunia
plant is developing a fungus.
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What a shame!
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Look, Mrs. Stephens, I'm not
the smartest person on the block...
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...but I can see you're very upset
about something.
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Well, actually...
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...I am upset about my tree.
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Look, Mrs. Stephens,
I wasn't born yesterday.
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That's not tree crying.
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That kind of crying
only comes from a broken heart.
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Is there something wrong
between you and Mr. Stephens?
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Of course not, Mrs. Kravitz.
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Why, Darrin and I
are a divinely happy couple.
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Sure you are.
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Well, I'll be running along now. Bye!
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Thanks for the brownies.
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"And with every wayward breeze,
you will weep and weep and weep."
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Thank you, Mr. Stephens.
You're a sweetheart.
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Ciao.
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"Fair and sunny all day...
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...with gusty winds
up to 25 miles an hour."
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You sure know how to hurt a witch.
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From Tripoli to Timbuktu
I beg, I plead, I beseech of you
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A moment longer do not stay
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Come to me, come to me
Dr. Bombay
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It's terrific, Darrin.
Stewart will be wild about this stuff.
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Thanks, Larry.
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- Yes?
- Mr. Stephens?
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A Mrs. Kravitz is calling.
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Mrs. Kravitz? Put her on.
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Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
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I got only one word to say
to you, you beast. Don't do it.
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Mrs. Kravitz, what are you
talking about?
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I am talking about a certain
beautiful young brunette...
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...that you've been
carrying on with.
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Mrs. Kravitz,
I can't talk to you now...
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...but everything at our house
is beautiful.
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That's why Mrs. Stephens
is crying her poor eyes out, huh?
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Mrs. Kravitz,
I'm sure you're exaggerating.
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If I'm exaggerating, may I...
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Mrs. Kravitz, I can't talk to you now.
I've got to get back to work. Good-bye.
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Trouble at home?
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Seems that Sam's all upset over
that tree business I told you about.
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- Hello.
- Oh, hi, sweetheart. How is everything?
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Oh, nothing.
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Except maybe I'm getting
a little cold.
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See?
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Sweetheart, are you crying?
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No! No, of course not.
Why would you say that?
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You're all upset over
your willow tree, aren't you?
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- Yes, that's it.
- It's all right.
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I'll get you another tree.
How about a beautiful magnolia?
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Sam, I'm coming right home.
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Sweetheart, don't do that.
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Are you sure
you'll be all right?
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Yes.
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Yes, I'm feeling much better. Yes.
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Well, then, okay...
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...but I'll see you soon, honey. Bye.
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You did something naughty, Darrin.
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Larry, knock it off.
She's upset about our willow tree.
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Sure. Who is she?
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Who is who?
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Who is that cute little chick you drove
up to the office with, that who.
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That was our neighbour.
I just dropped her off.
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You son of a gun.
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The quiet ones are always the worst.
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Who is she?
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Larry, there are some things that are
personal between a husband and wife.
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Now let's just drop it.
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Okay, it's dropped.
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- It's serious, isn't it?
- Larry.
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- You know how I know it's serious?
- How?
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- You don't want to talk about it.
- Larry.
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Darrin, have I ever poked my nose
into your personal business?
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- Yes.
- Right. What's a best friend for?
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A best friend is a guy who, when
his best friend says, "butt out"...
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...he butts out.
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Okay, until you come
to your senses...
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...I resign as your best friend.
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- Anything else?
- No.
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Then I'll see you later,
when Stewart gets here.
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No, you won't.
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Something came up, so I can't be
with you on the Stewart presentation.
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You'll have to handle it yourself.
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From Pakistan to Waterloo
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I beg, I plead I beseech of you
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A moment longer do not stay
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Come to me, come to me
Dr. Bombay
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From Pasadena, U.S.A.
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To old Red China across the bay
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A moment longer do not stay
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Come to me, come to me
Dr. Bombay
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- From Little Rock to Liverpool...
- Nag, nag, nag.
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Where have you been, Dr. Bombay?
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- Didn't you hear me?
- Of course I heard you.
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I was surfing in the finals
at Makaha.
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Came in second.
Would have won if I'd used a surfboard.
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Well, what's the emergency
this time?
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Your crabgrass developing
a case of the croup?
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I'm the emergency.
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Oh, dear. You must have
got caught in the fallout.
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- That's what I thought.
- That's where I heard it.
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Well, I never claimed
to be a tree doctor.
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Never mind the apologies.
Do something!
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Why didn't I listen to father
and become a psychiatrist?
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Believe me, you meet
a saner group of people.
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Oh, Dr. Bombay?
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Don't you think something
a little tiny bit more appropriate?
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That strange man is back,
talking to Mrs. Stephens.
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I wonder what it would cost to build
an isolation booth in here?
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Hark, ye wretched breezes blowing
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Cease Samantha's tears
From flowing
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Dry her eyes, awake or sleeping
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And let laughter
Replace her weeping
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- Has rather a nice lilt, don't you think?
- It's swell.
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Wait a minute.
There's someone coming to see me...
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...that shouldn't see you.
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Will you go away? But come back.
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He disappeared.
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Right before my eyes.
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I'd give a fortune
to find out how he did it.
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- Hi, Sam.
- Hi, Larry.
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What brings you
to the neighbourhood?
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Curiosity. Concern.
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About what?
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Now Mrs. Stephens
is talking to Mr. Stephens's boss.
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Now Mrs. Stephens is laughing.
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Wanna get it off your chest, Sam?
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Sam, I wasn't born yesterday.
246
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:19,794
I wasn't even born
the day before yesterday.
247
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:25,679
When it comes to marital problems,
I'm an old hand.
248
00:17:25,881 --> 00:17:28,679
You know, Darrin was very upset
after he talked to you on the phone.
249
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:33,238
Yeah, well, he was worried because
I was upset about our willow tree.
250
00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:42,118
Yes, that's what he told me, but I didn't
believe him, and now that I hear you...
251
00:17:42,841 --> 00:17:45,639
...laughing a little too loud,
I believe him even less.
252
00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:48,554
Oh, you poor kid.
Stop trying to cover up.
253
00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:50,080
I can tell your heart's broken.
254
00:17:50,281 --> 00:17:52,795
Now come inside and let's see
if we can patch it up.
255
00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:57,510
Now they're going into the house
together, and she's still laughing.
256
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,154
Don't you think it's peculiar?
257
00:18:00,401 --> 00:18:03,791
First she's crying,
then she's laughing...
258
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,198
...and now she's going into the house
with her husband's boss.
259
00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:10,831
Don't interrupt him, Gladys.
His queen is in danger.
260
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:15,709
The marriage is in danger, Abner.
261
00:18:18,361 --> 00:18:21,239
- Yes?
- It's Mrs. Kravitz again.
262
00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:24,319
Get me an aspirin and put her on.
263
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,749
Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
264
00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:30,757
One word. If you want to save
your marriage, get home on the double.
265
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:40,471
- Yes?
- Mr. Stewart is here for your meeting.
266
00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:42,114
Thank you.
267
00:18:48,121 --> 00:18:49,554
Mr. Stewart.
268
00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:54,200
Here's the presentation, Mr. Stewart.
I hope you like it.
269
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,754
Mr. Stephens.
270
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:05,913
Larry, I'm going
to tell you once more.
271
00:19:06,121 --> 00:19:08,157
I am laughing
because I am relieved...
272
00:19:08,361 --> 00:19:11,159
...that my tree is better.
273
00:19:14,561 --> 00:19:16,870
That tree looks pretty bad to me.
274
00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:18,560
It looked worse yesterday.
275
00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:20,558
Sam, Louise and I love you two.
276
00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:22,911
Now, if there's anything we can...
277
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,356
Is it another woman?
278
00:19:27,561 --> 00:19:30,553
Another man? Sam, stop it.
279
00:19:30,841 --> 00:19:33,878
Sam, you're breaking my heart.
280
00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:52,719
Oh, hi, Darrin.
281
00:19:59,601 --> 00:20:00,954
What's so funny?
282
00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:04,710
What's so funny?
283
00:20:18,681 --> 00:20:20,194
There's nothing funny.
284
00:20:27,641 --> 00:20:29,711
There's nothing funny.
285
00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:31,354
Her laugh's contagious.
286
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,951
I think she's flipped her lid.
287
00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:39,038
What are you doing here?
288
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:40,993
Trying to patch things up,
you rat.
289
00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:44,557
Get down on your knees
and beg her forgiveness.
290
00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:46,672
Take care, Sam.
291
00:20:56,961 --> 00:21:00,317
Abner, Mr. Stephens's boss
is gone.
292
00:21:03,681 --> 00:21:06,275
I saved a marriage.
293
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,035
Sam, you should have known better
than to send for that quack.
294
00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:12,152
I wouldn't let that
witch doctor mow our lawn.
295
00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:14,313
Well?
296
00:21:25,521 --> 00:21:27,557
From Maine to California
297
00:21:27,761 --> 00:21:31,151
Dr. Bombay, I warn you
298
00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:37,070
I tried to find a little peace
on the ocean floor...
299
00:21:37,281 --> 00:21:39,556
...and between your cackling
and a glutinous shark...
300
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,480
You did it to her with one
of your quacky spells. Why?
301
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:47,074
Dear, boy, I cannot possibly give you
a medical education in five minutes.
302
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,596
In layman's terms,
I made a boo-boo.
303
00:21:50,841 --> 00:21:53,196
How am I going to explain it
to Larry?
304
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,076
Never mind about that.
Make her stop.
305
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,277
It does get on one's nerves.
306
00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:07,635
Spirit wind, blow and billow
307
00:22:07,841 --> 00:22:10,309
Cure that sickly little willow
308
00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:12,955
Then remove the laugh from Sam
309
00:22:13,161 --> 00:22:16,392
And kindly take it on the lam
310
00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:19,195
And speaking of taking
it on the lam...
311
00:22:19,401 --> 00:22:20,834
Wait a minute.
312
00:22:24,561 --> 00:22:27,121
I'm all right,
but what about my tree?
313
00:22:27,361 --> 00:22:30,080
In a matter of moments
you will hardly recognise it.
314
00:22:33,241 --> 00:22:35,550
This is the baby right here.
315
00:22:35,801 --> 00:22:38,031
Forget the saw. The axe will do it.
316
00:22:38,241 --> 00:22:41,153
Don't you lay an axe
on that tree.
317
00:22:41,441 --> 00:22:44,274
Oh. Sorry, lady,
but that's a court order.
318
00:22:45,321 --> 00:22:46,879
This is only from a municipal court.
319
00:22:47,081 --> 00:22:48,958
We'll take it to the Supreme Court.
320
00:22:49,961 --> 00:22:51,633
Lady, the tree is dead.
321
00:22:51,881 --> 00:22:53,280
Not legally.
322
00:22:53,481 --> 00:22:56,678
Not as long as there's an ounce of sap
flowing through its trunk.
323
00:22:57,401 --> 00:22:58,914
Lady, if there's an ounce of sap...
324
00:22:59,121 --> 00:23:01,396
...flowing through its trunk,
I'll drink it.
325
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,359
Now stand back, please.
326
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,951
Lady.
327
00:23:11,161 --> 00:23:13,117
Look!
328
00:23:16,801 --> 00:23:19,998
Would you like your sap
on the rocks, or with soda?
329
00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:23,679
Charlie, did you see that?
330
00:23:23,881 --> 00:23:26,714
No, I didn't see anything.
Let's get out of here.
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