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Oh, hey, Calvin.

Ah, you sure are working on
your truck a lot these days.

Well, a classic truck
like this needs a lot of TLC.

It's keeping you
pretty busy, huh?

What's your point, Dave?

No point. Just...
Just an observation.

Good. So you're not
going to say anything else?

Nope.

Just can't help
but wonder...

if it's because
you sold the Pit Stop.

Sure, you made a nice chunk
of change, but now your future

is just one big question mark,
looking off into the abyss.

Well, I was looking into my
engine before you bothered me.

My rocker arms are knocking.

I just need to adjust
my harmonic balancer.

You know, Calvin...

those are made-up
things, aren't they?

No, they're not, Dave.

Look, I just sold
the Pit Stop a minute ago.

I'm-a find my next thing.
But who are you to judge?

You built a birdhouse
with a door on it.

Birds can't open doors.

It is not a birdhouse.
It is a little library.

It's a great way for neighbors
to share books

and build a better
sense of community.

And it is a great
father/son project.

Can I put stickers on it?

No.
Can I use the hammer?

No, no.
Can I paint it orange?

Oh, no.
Can I touch it?

Grover, no.

Cherish these moments, Grover.

Will you look at that.

It's a copy of my book.

You wrote a book?
Well, good for you.

Uh, why is this the first time
I'm hearing about it?

Well, you know, I don't like
to go around bragging

about being a published author.

Came out years ago.

The Unboxed You:

How to Get Out
of the Box You're In

and Into the Box You Need.

By the time I'm done
reading the title,

I'm done reading for the day.

That's too bad, because I think

that book could really help you.

(chuckles) Did you
sell a lot of copies?

Well...

You know, with a book like this,

it's not really about
sales numbers.

It's more about metrics,
like reach and influence.

So that's a no?

You know what? I'm going
to put a copy in the library.

(laughs) Okay. Dave,
is that why you built that?

So that you could put
your book in there?

Please.

So that's a yes.

* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *

* Welcome to the hood. *

Marty? What are you
doing here?

Isn't today a workday?

Yes, Father, but I've decided

to redefine what a workday
is for myself.

Oh.

He's mad at JPL for
blowing off his great idea,

whatever that thing was.

It was a prototype
for a balloon to send

into the atmosphere
of Venus to collect samples...

And I love it.

Yeah, well, they didn't.

So as an act
of personal empowerment,

I am quiet quitting.

You quitting that good job?

No, I'm quiet quitting.

I don't care
how loud you do it...

I'm-a still
need you to pay rent.

Quiet quitting
is a thing now, Dad.

Yeah, it's all the rage.
It's like, um,

streaking for millennials.

It is nothing like streaking.

No, it-it's a social
economic movement where

if you don't feel
appreciated at work,

you don't give them
your heart and soul.

You do the bare minimum.
That way, you leave the rest

of the day open to do things
you find truly rewarding.

So, what are you doing?

It's mostly playlists.

But, but...

I'm opening my mind
to finding that thing

that truly fulfills me, because
my job isn't doing it right now.

So you ghosting your career?

How do you know ghosting, but
you don't know quiet quitting?

TINA:
There he is.

There's my big scholar.

I'm just taking
a couple of classes, Ma.

Mwah.
Mwah.

Aren't you embarrassed, Marty?

Here you are "quiet
quitting" your career.

And your brother's
going back to school,

finishing his degree.

Wait a minute.
Uh, I'm the role model now?

Yeah.
(laughing)

That's in your face!

Shoot.

Nobody's borrowed my book yet.

The library's only been up
for a day.

I bet the neighbors
haven't even noticed it yet.

Gemma, did you leave
this vampire book in there?

This is hot, smutty garbage.

I'm loving it!

So people have taken your books.

That's nice.

What's wrong with Dave?

He wrote a book a few years ago
and it didn't sell,

and now no one's even taking
it out of his free library.

Aw, let me see it.

The Unboxed You:

How to Get Out
of the Box You're In

and Into the Box You Need.

Ooh, wow. It's really...
I know, I know.

Ooh.
I just wish somebody would check it out.

(sighs)

Good luck because, honestly,
it looks kind of boring.

Well, the cover's not great,
but the book's really good.

Somebody might enjoy it.
I doubt it.

Tina, please,
just take the book!

I'm telling y'all,
it's the next big thing.

An oxygen lounge?

Yes!

All I got to do is knock
out that back wall,

build out a quiet lounge area,

and fill it with cool,
clean oxygen.

So what am I breathing
right now?

Air.

Doesn't air have oxygen?

I don't know, Calvin.
I'm not a scientist.

All I know is
people will pay me

to let them sit in
the room and breathe.

Well, Que, what's stopping you?

I'm just looking for
a little seed money.

Why are you looking at me?

Well, I know you're looking
for the next thing.

And when you
sold the Pit Stop,

you got Diddy money.

Well, Diddy didn't get rich
by selling air.

Now, "diddy"?

When I become
the king of oxygen,

you'll be begging to get in.

Oh, Que, will you stop
pressuring Calvin?

Look, is he looking
for a reason

to get out of bed
in the morning?

Absolutely.

Is there a great book out there

that might help him find
his way? You know it.

Is he looking at me
in a way that suggests

that I should stop talking?

Definitely.

Look, Calvin,
Que's idea is clearly stupid.

But if you're looking to invest
in a trailblazing idea,

I've got it.
It's a new kind of dating app.

Oh, Lord.

Hold on. Trent,
let's hear it.

Okay, so you know how
all these dating apps

are just a free-for-all,

people swiping left and right?

Well, what if there was an app

with a concierge where
they cut through the clutter

and find the right girls
for you?

And you would be that concierge?

You already know.

So people would pay you
to find the girls?

And I will pay the girls
a percentage of what I make.

I might be mistaken,
but, um...

(clears throat)

wouldn't that
make you a pimp?

Would you say that to eHarmony?

It's an app, Dave.
I'm calling it...

Trey's List.

Of prostitutes.

Nah, that name's too long.

Hi, Professor Pinkler?

Uh, no, I am not the professor.

(clears throat)

I'm Malcolm. I'm a student.

(chuckles)

Oh, you are?

Yes, I am. I'm, uh,
back to finish my degree.

Just took a little break.

Oh, to raise a family?

No, to play baseball.
But thank you.

Oh, hello.

You must be Dean Ramilton.

They told me
you'd be dropping by.

No, I am not the dean.

(chuckling): I'm a student.

Oh, uh, continuing education?

No, regular student.

Ah. G.I. Bill.
Thank you for your service.

No, no, no,
I'm not a soldier, okay?

I-I'm a baseball coach.
At this school.

And we are 11-2, so...
All y'all are welcome.

Wow, pencils.

You got an abacus
in there, too?

All right, people, welcome.
I'm Dr. Pinkler.

Please open your Blackboard app

and on the right-hand
drop-down menu,

you can mark yourselves present,

then open the syllabus tab
and select "review."

So what's Blackboard?

It's an app.

You need your login.

It's in your portal.

Right. (chuckles)

I have a portal?

Uh-oh, Mr. Malcolm's confused.

(laughter)

Mr. Malcolm?
I am not a mister, okay?

And I am not confused.

I just... Uh, I don't
have the thing

to put my number in and make the
other thing open and drop down.

Can someone help this man?

He's a veteran, for God's sake.

I am not a vet...

Whatever, man.

Can you...?

Well, my car battery is almost
completely out of juice,

and I can't install
a charger at my house

because my landlord is too cheap

to upgrade the electrical panel.

(scoffs) Well, your
landlord sounds smart...

and handsome.

Dad, come on.

I thought you charged
your car at work.

Well, yeah, I used to,
but now I'm going in later,

so all the charging
spaces are already taken.

You see, I told you
to buy a real car, but no.

You all worried
about the environment.

Yes, I am.

There's no way I'm ever
going back to a gas car.

Electric cars are the future.

Well, here in the present,

looks like your ass
ain't going nowhere.

Oh, hey, Malcolm, how was
your first day of class?

I don't want
to talk about it, Mama.

Ooh! Yeah, I know
that one.

That's what I used to say when

I got picked on
in elementary school.

And middle school.
And high school.

And the first semester
of college.

But then I found
my friend group.

Yeah, well, they clowned me
for being old.

They gonna ask me if I
stop my car with my feet.

(laughter)

Like Fred and them.

(laughter)

It is not funny.

Wilma!
(laughter)

Stop that.

Leave my baby alone.

Yeah, well, then they all went
out for burgers without me.

Oh, man, they were probably just
worried about your cholesterol.

(laughter)

Gemma!

Someone checked out my book.

What? Really?

Oh, that's great
news, honey. Yeah.

You know, Calvin,
I'm telling you,

you should really
check it out.

It is finally finding
its audience.

You know what?

I should probably put more out.

I hope I have extra copies.

Mm-hmm. Oh, you have three
boxes full of them.

Which is crazy,
considering how good it is.

You know, Calvin,
what you're going through,

it's very common.

After a big life change,
like... like...

like the end of a career,

you know, it's very
normal to feel lost.

Is it normal
to feel really annoyed?

I'm just saying, it is
all covered in chapter seven:

"Take the I Out of Failure
and Put It Into Success."

Where? At the end?

"Successi"?

I'm serious, Calvin.
Let me give you a copy.

It could really help you.

I-I don't need your help.

Well, maybe you
just don't know it yet.

Now, see, this is what
you always do.

You decide
that I have a problem,

and then you decide
that you have the answer.

It's condescending.

Is it really?

See, there you go.
You're doing it right now.

Don't you slam
your little door on me.

So, if we're talking about
the Harlem Renaissance,

then you cannot leave out
Langston Hughes

and Zora Neale Hurston.

Somebody read the material.

Somebody was probably there.

Right, Malcolm?

No, Kiefer, not right.

Hey, Malcolm.

Oh, are you on a Zoom?

No, it's okay. I...

Ah, I put it on mute.

Okay, well, Mommy
brought you a study snack.

Ooh, yeah.
(laughs)

You are the best, Mama.
Ants on a log.

Ooh.

Are those the kids
that were mean to you?

Yep, that's them.

Especially Kiefer,
in the upper left.

Right there.

You know what, Malcolm?

If they don't want to be friends
with you, that's their loss.

You're smart and you're sweet
and you have a lot to offer.

You think so, Mama?

I know so, baby.

Oh, love you.

Mmm, I love you more,
Booby Butt!

(laughter)

All right, well, enjoy!

Okay.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah, mwah!

Oh, oh.
(chuckles)

(laughs)

Mm.

That's pretty good.
KEIFER: Looks it.

I am not on mute, am I?

No.

Oh, damn, man. Oh.

Maybe I am old.

Still not on mute.

Oh, damn!

Grover, I'm not giving
you $30,000 for candy.

Not candy. Crypto candy.

I heard you were
looking to invest,

and trust me, you want to
be in on the ground floor.

Here. I'm going to give you five
dollars to get off my porch.

Go on, now.

(sighs)

I am so tired of everybody

hitting me up
with their silly ideas.

If I wanted to waste my money,
I'd start a record label.

(laughs):
What?

What is Dave's book
doing here?

Gemma asked me to take it
out of his little library.

No one else would.

Are you surprised?

I mean, what kind of
advice is this?

"A kernel of an idea
is like a kernel of corn.

It's never going to pop if
you don't get it off the cob."

You know what?

This is weird,
even for Dave.

What are you doing?
Going through the footage

from our doorbell camera.

Why?
Because I put out three more copies

of my book and they've
all been taken.

I want to see who my fans are.

Dave, no! No.

Respect their privacy.

They took your book
because they need help.

You don't want this
to turn into a-a HIPAA thing.

Is that you?
No.

Then why did you
slam my laptop?

HIPAA?

Marty? Why'd you take an Uber?

Because, Dad, my car's battery

isn't holding
a good charge anymore.

I had just enough juice
to make it to the mall,

where half the charging spaces
were broken

and the other half
were occupied...

by gas guzzlers!

Hey, I only park there

because it's closest
to the door.

What?

Anyway, replacing the battery

is going to cost a fortune
at the dealership.

So take it somewhere else.

There isn't any place else.

No one else services them.

Huh. So...

they get to charge you
an arm and a leg

because they're
the only game in town?

Exactly.

Huh.

What?

Marty, electric cars
are my corn on the cob.

Daddy, do you need to lie down?

No, your charging situation

gives me a kernel.

Now, we need to shuck
that kernel

and pop that thing.

Let me get you a cold cloth.

Mama!
Okay.

Marty, listen.
Look, I'm fine.

All right? Just think about it.

For the first time
in human history,

there are old electric cars.

All right? And the only
people that service them

are the overpriced
dealerships.

So, somebody's going
to fill that gap

and make a lot of money.

Oh, my God.
Are you a genius?

Are you just realizing that now?

Hey, Malcolm.
Okay, what you got?

How old am I today, huh?

What, did I save
Private Ryan?

Did I have a beeper?

Malcolm, about that.
We feel awful.

I thought we were
just joking around.

Now we realize...

there's nothing funny
about bullying.

Y'all didn't bully me, okay?

I am a grown-ass man.

It's okay, Malcolm.

We heard what your mom said.

We made you feel different.
Less than.

We would cancel ourselves
if we could.

Oh, canceling is when--

I know what canceling is.

Okay, people,
take your seats.

The servers are down,

so you're going to take
your quiz on Scantrons.

Oh, man.

Uh, Malcolm?
Yeah?

Could we borrow pencils?

Well, I guess, uh,

they don't have pencils
in your portals?

The reason no third-party
garages fix electric cars

is the companies each have
their own operating system.

And that's a problem?
Well, not for me.

If you give me
their motherboard,

I can reverse-engineer
the software and mod the UI.

And that's good?
That's great.

Well, all right.

Come on, Marty, let's put our
heads together, you know?

I mean, you're tech savvy,
and I'm savvy about business... Yeah.

...and people and mechanics...
Mm-hmm.

...and marketing and looking
good and dressing well.

Charisma, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I-I get it, Daddy,
I get it.

But, you know, why has this
never occurred to us before?

Because we've been
stuck in our own boxes.

Think of it like the jungle gym.

The great idea
is up there at the top,

and there are lots
of ways to get there.

But sometimes the best route
is to go sideways

and find a different path.

(clapping)

Oh, damn.

You read my book.

Chapter six: "The Jungle Gym
of Inspiration."

Wait, is that where
the corn kernel came from?

Ha! You read chapter 12, too?

I knew it!
Okay, all right.

You know, I may
have skimmed it.

It was a'ight.

It was a'ight.

That's the nicest thing
you ever said to me.

$30,000 for candy
that doesn't exist?

Well, it exists.
You just can't eat it.

Why not?

Because it's in
the metaverse.

So if I want my candy,
I got to drive to the metaverse?

No, you can't drive there.

It's on the Internet.

But you can sell your
candy to somebody else

for much more
than it's worth.

But what's it worth?

Today, nothing.

B-But tomorrow, who knows?

Boy, if you
weren't Gemma's son...

Here.

Take this five dollars
and get off my porch.

Go on, now.

(sighs)
Works every time.

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