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Good morning, master.
I am sorry. I must have overslept.
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Good morning, Jeannie.
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You made breakfast all by yourself.
Oh, how clever of you.
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Help yourself.
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- Is there any mail for me?
- Who'd be writing to you?
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Oh, Omar Khayy�m, Julius Caesar.
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No, I'm sorry.
It seems to be all for me.
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Here's a reminder about
the television show tomorrow night.
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What show is that, master?
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Once a year American Air Force bases
all over the world put on a talent show.
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They pick a contestant
from each base.
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That sounds exciting.
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They're gonna beam the show
on Telstar.
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They'll have someone broadcasting
from Alaska and Hawaii...
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...and here at Cape Kennedy.
The winner gets a trophy.
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Good. We will put it on the mantel.
What are you going to do?
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I'm gonna sit in the audience
and applaud.
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But you must be in the contest.
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- Well, what would I do?
- Well, does it matter?
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- Well, yeah, a little.
- Well, you can do anything.
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No, no, Jeannie.
You can do anything. And don't.
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But the mantel needs a trophy.
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Blink one in.
I'm not gonna be in that contest.
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I know you can sing.
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- Have you ever heard me sing?
- Oh, yes. You have a beautiful voice.
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- Come on, Jeannie.
- Sing something, master.
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- Come on. No, no.
- Please, please.
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Sing something from the opera
we saw last night.
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What, Rigoletto? Really?
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Okay, why not.
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Yeah, well, that's it.
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- Oh, that's beautiful, master.
- Yeah?
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- Sing something else, please.
- All right, why don't I try a light scale.
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- Did you see that?
- Saw it, but I don't believe it.
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Good morning, Dr. Bellows.
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Major, where did you learn
to sing like that?
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Oh, it's a gift.
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I've heard you sing before,
but it didn't sound anything like this.
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Well, you know what they say.
Practice makes perfect.
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Major Nelson.
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Do you mind letting me hear
that voice again?
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- I'd rather not. The strain in the air-
- Just a few notes.
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If you don't mind...
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- Why not.
- Go on.
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- Fantastic.
- I think you might say that, sir.
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Well, anything I can do for you?
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I had some forms for you to fill out...
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...but with a voice like that,
you mustn't waste your time.
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I'll see you later, major.
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Fantastic.
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What am I doing? Jeannie.
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- Jeannie?
- Yes, master.
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I'd like to speak to you.
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- Yes, master.
- No.
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- No, what?
- No, I'm not gonna be in that contest.
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Oh, but you must.
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How will I look
if some other genie's master wins?
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Well, I doubt if that'll ever come up.
Now, just forget about the contest.
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- If you say so, master.
- Oh, no, you don't.
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Blink that voice away and promise not
to bring it back or I won't forgive you.
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- But it's such a lovely voice-
- No, no, Jeannie. I'm not kidding.
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- But- Please.
- No.
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Very well, master.
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I promise that you will not sing
like Caruso again.
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Wait.
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All right.
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- And that makes you happier?
- No, it just makes me feel a lot safer.
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Usually when you do these things,
I get into a lot of trouble.
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Luckily, this time
there's been no trouble.
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If you promise not to do it again
we'll forget about it.
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Yes, master. Oh, master.
When will Major Healey return?
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He ought to be back tomorrow.
Look at this.
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Good. Then I will find out
when my birthday is.
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Yeah, I've gotta get back to the base.
Would you clean up all this glass?
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Certainly, master.
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Thank you.
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- I'll see you later.
- Bye-bye.
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Goodbye.
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Caruso?
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Tony Nelson's got a voice
like Caruso?
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That's right, general.
I heard it myself.
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Well, that's hard to believe.
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Well, general,
no one's more surprised than I am.
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I don't know what happened,
but as you know...
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- ... I'm somewhat of an opera buff.
- Yeah.
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I'm telling you, Major Nelson has one
of the greatest voices I've ever heard.
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And you think he ought to represent
Cape Kennedy on that TV show.
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I've already entered him.
We can't lose.
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Well, you ought to know.
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Boy, I'd like to get that trophy.
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It would look awful good
up on the mantel in the officers' club.
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That's what I thought, general.
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- What did Tony say?
- I haven't told him, but he'll be thrilled.
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After all, it's quite an honour
to represent the space centre.
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Yeah. I wanna see his face
when you tell him.
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You entered me in what?
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- Please, Tony.
- Oh, sir. I can't sing.
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General, really, I can't.
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I admire your modesty, major,
but in this case it's misplaced.
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You have a voice that even Caruso
would've been proud of.
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Yeah, he was. I mean you're gonna
have to find somebody else...
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...to represent Cape Kennedy.
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I thought you'd be proud
to be up there giving your all.
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Well, that's just it,
it's not my all to give.
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Major, you have the only voice
I've ever heard that shatters glass.
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- He did that?
- More than once. I saw it.
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It was an accident. Just an accident.
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If I went out there,
I'd be singing under false pretences.
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Why would you?
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Well, I don't have a trained voice, sir.
I don't have any control over it.
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Sometimes it works,
sometimes not.
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Tony, I have my heart
set on this trophy.
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Now you're gonna go in
and you're gonna win.
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General, I-
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I have this cold coming on.
It's gonna get worse.
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We can't let that happen, can we.
You go home and take care of it.
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I want you in good shape
for tomorrow night.
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Yes, sir, I'll certainly try.
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It's okay, thank you.
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Oh, good, good, cold.
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Master. Master, your dinner is ready.
Do you want-?
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- What are you doing, master?
- Committing suicide.
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- You could catch a cold like that.
- That's the idea.
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You did not think
I would let you catch cold, did you?
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You don't understand,
I'm trying to catch a cold.
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I could not let you do that.
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As long as I'm your genie, you are
going to remain in perfect health.
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"And so,
my fellow members of Congress...
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...I say that on this great
and glorious Fourth of July...
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...we should commemorate
the magnificent pioneer spirits...
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...of those who blazed
the trail for us...
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...those who sent us
on the march to victory-"
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Master?
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Master, it's 3:00 in the morning.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm just reading a little.
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- Your voice sounds hoarse.
- Does it? Yeah, no, I feel fine.
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- You go to bed.
- You sure you feel all right?
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I never felt better in my life.
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" In 1776, when our brave forefathers
took this first magnificent step...
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...towards liberty,
and went into battle...
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...it was because they heard the voices
of the oppressed crying 'Help!"'
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Help. Help. Help.
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Jeannie.
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- Good morning, master.
- Oh, good morning.
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Did you sleep well?
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As a matter of fact, I didn't.
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I didn't close my eyes once
last night.
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I spent the night
coming to a decision.
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What decision was that, master?
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Well, I decided that
since I can't get out of the contest...
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...I might as well go in and win it.
That's nice.
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Thank you, master.
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As a matter of fact,
I enjoyed singing like Caruso.
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Did you?
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As a matter of fact, I think the trophy
ought to go right here.
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Perhaps a nice vase
would be better, master.
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Who needs a vase
when you have a trophy?
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Oh, thank you.
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Wouldn't Dr. Bellows
and General Peterson be surprised...
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...if I sang like that tonight.
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- Okay, go ahead.
- Go ahead?
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Yeah, you know, blink in Caruso.
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- No.
- No, what?
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- No, master.
- Jeannie, I wanna sing like Caruso.
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- Thou canst not.
- Who said I canst not?
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You did. Remember?
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I promised you'd never
sing like Caruso again.
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You said if you did,
you'd never forgive me.
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Jeannie, listen
to what I'm telling you.
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- You're yelling.
- Yelling? This is a whisper-
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If you want me, I'll be shopping.
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- Shopping?
- In Baghdad.
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Jeannie. Don't do this.
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Jeannie! Now, come on.
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Listen, you see-
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Jeannie.
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What is it?
When did you get back?
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Couple of minutes ago.
What are you trying to do?
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- I'm trying to break that.
- You can't break that?
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- No.
- Would you like some help?
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You think you could?
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- Thanks.
- Forget it.
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Where's Jeannie?
I'd like to tell her about her birthday.
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- She went shopping.
- Shopping?
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Yeah.
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Why don't we get dressed up
and have a little celebration?
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- I'm sorry. I'm busy tonight.
- Doing what?
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- I think you better sit down.
- I don't want to.
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I'm singing in the Air Force
contest tonight.
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- You're singing-?
- That's right.
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Why don't I sit down?
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You're sing- You're singing
in a contest with your voice?
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No, originally it was
somebody else's voice.
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You may find this hard to believe,
but yesterday I sang like Caruso.
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Now or when he was living?
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- I'm serious. Jeannie.
- Jeannie?
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You mean,
Jeannie gave you Caruso's voice?
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Maybe she changed it back again.
Why don't you sing something.
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All right.
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I'm desperate, Roger.
If I don't sing tonight...
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...General Peterson and Dr. Bellows
will think I'm letting them down.
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And if you sing, you'll by lynched.
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Do you realize about 30 million people
are gonna be watching that show?
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They'll laugh themselves to death.
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Thanks, I needed a friend like you
to come back from the Arctic...
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- ... and tell me really straight-
- Wait a minute.
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You don't have to sing tonight.
You don't have to sing.
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- I just solved your whole problem.
- What?
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- Catch a cold.
- Catch a cold.
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Catch cold. All you have to do
is take off your clothes...
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...stand in front of an open window
with the fan on you...
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...put your feet in a tub of ice water.
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I'm out of ice cubes.
I've already tried it.
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You're out of ice cubes
and you didn't catch cold.
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Jeannie wouldn't let me.
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Wait a minute.
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- Are you lucky to have me for a friend.
- What?
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Look at this. Just read out loud
at the top of your voice...
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...and I guarantee you within one hour,
your throat will be-
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- Cut.
- You tried it?
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Tony, you got a problem.
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Yes.
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Oh, boy, why can't Jeannie
make you sing like Caruso again?
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Because one of the greatest minds
of our time made her promise not to.
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- Well, what do you do now?
- I don't know. I don't know.
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Do I throw myself on the mercy
of General Peterson...
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...or do I jump in front of a truck?
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Jump in front of a truck.
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- Seventy, 80, 90, 100.
- I feel guilty about this.
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I should really give you odds.
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Come in.
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- Sorry. I didn't know you were busy.
- Oh, Tony. Come on in, Tony.
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- We were just talking about you.
- Just talking about me?
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This is General Brill
of Edwards Air Force Base.
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- This is Major Nelson.
- Sir.
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So this is the golden thrush.
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- The golden-
- Yeah, I was telling him about you.
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As a matter of fact,
I just bet a $100 on you.
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A hundred dollars?
A hundred dollars is nothing-
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You're right.
You wanna make it 200?
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You're on.
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I was telling General Brill
he's in for a big surprise tonight.
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Yes.
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You think we ought to give him
a little sample or save ammunition?
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I think we ought to save
our ammunition.
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Right. Excuse me, Tony.
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Yeah. What? What?
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Tell them if they're not able
to do the job properly...
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...they're not fit to be representing
this command.
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And I personally will see that they're
transferred to duties elsewhere!
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Ah, Tony, my boy.
That trophy's gonna look wonderful...
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...sitting up there on the mantel
in the officers' club.
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Or else you're gonna have a very
unhappy general on your hands.
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Well, if you gentlemen
will excuse me, please.
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- Off to rehearse?
- No, sir, to find a truck.
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00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,156
I wonder why they didn't
ask me to sing?
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- I wish they had.
- Hi. Have you heard from Jeannie yet?
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No, but I've heard
from General Peterson.
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Roge, we're gonna
have an accident tonight.
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I think you've had
an accident already.
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No, no, I mean,
we're gonna fake an accident.
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We'll go up to the country club
for dinner, and on the way...
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- ... we'll have a flat tire or bump a tree-
- Oh, I get it.
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You don't have to show up
at the broadcast. Good thinking.
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- That's right.
- One thing.
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- What?
- We'll use your car.
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- Oh, gentlemen.
- Hi.
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- I'm glad I caught you.
- Caught us?
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Yes. Have you made any plans
for dinner this evening?
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Yes, we're going out
to the country club.
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They're having a lot
of accidents on that road.
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Why don't we have dinner together?
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- The three of us?
- Yes.
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- No, no.
- Roge.
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Yes, then we'll go back to your house
with you while you change...
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...and then we'll escort you
to the studio.
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We wouldn't want anything to happen
to you tonight, would we?
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- Come on.
- I'd just be in the way.
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Now, Major Nelson, during rehearsal
I want you to- Major Nelson.
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- Yes, sir.
- Hey, look at all this, anyway.
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- I feel I'm in show business.
- Mr. Hennessy.
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Just a moment.
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- This is Major Nelson, Major Healey.
- Sir.
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Mr. Hennessy
will be your accompanist.
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00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:35,486
- I was getting worried.
- Oh, I'm sorry we're late.
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We had two flat tires
and almost hit a tree.
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00:18:40,711 --> 00:18:44,163
I'm afraid we aren't gonna have
any time to rehearse, major.
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You probably don't have
my music anyway.
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00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:49,043
- Let's forget about-
- You told me he sang opera.
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I can play the arias
from any opera ever written.
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Wagner, Verdi, Bizet.
What would you like?
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Do you know " Melancholy Baby"?
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" Melancholy Baby"?
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Good old Tony,
always kidding around.
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00:19:02,149 --> 00:19:03,727
We only have
a short amount of time.
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Let's do " La Donna � Mobile"
from Rigoletto.
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00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:08,229
- Rigoletto?
- What key do you sing?
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F. Or a C.
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- F or C?
- G.
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He has a fantastic range,
Mr. Hennessy.
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I promise, this will be an experience
you'll never forget.
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Well, come with me, major.
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This is gonna be an experience
none of us will ever forget.
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- What?
- Oh, nothing, sir.
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Excuse me.
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Major Healey.
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I'm so happy to see you.
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00:19:39,729 --> 00:19:42,101
Really? It's nice to know
you've been missed.
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00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,682
Well, I've been dying to know
when my birthday is.
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00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:46,602
I bet you have.
Sorry about the delay.
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00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:48,770
It does not matter.
When is it, Major Healey?
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- Remember I said the month was in-
- Major.
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You'll just love your birthday.
It's on-
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
in just a moment we'll switch you...
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...from Hickam Field in Hawaii
to Cape Kennedy in Florida...
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...and Major Anthony Nelson.
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00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:06,417
They're getting ready for my master.
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00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,620
- This is your music.
- Yeah.
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00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:10,958
And now, watch for the red light
on that camera.
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00:20:11,135 --> 00:20:13,543
And that's the stage manager.
He'll give you your cue.
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00:20:13,721 --> 00:20:16,093
Listen, believe me, I'm not ready.
Honestly, I'm not.
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00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:18,839
Now, there's nothing
to be nervous about.
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00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:29,393
Let's hope I didn't break that.
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00:20:30,238 --> 00:20:31,945
There's nothing to be nervous about.
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00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:34,273
Look. You have an eight bar
introduction here.
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- I'll be playing on the piano,
- Yeah.
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00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:37,863
- and you come in right there,
- Yeah.
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00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,991
and when you come in there,
you be sure to take that camera.
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00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:42,743
And then-
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00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:48,124
That's all right. I have another copy.
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00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,873
Jeannie, you've gotta do something.
Look at him.
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00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,506
- What can I do?
- Well, give him back Caruso's voice.
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00:20:53,678 --> 00:20:56,133
I want to, but I promised him
that I would not.
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00:20:56,305 --> 00:21:00,433
And now, to Cape Kennedy
and Major Anthony Nelson.
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00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,951
You've gotta help him.
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00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:28,668
- How can I? I gave him my word.
- Look at the poor devil.
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00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:39,430
- I can't watch.
- Poor Major Nelson.
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00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,516
How does he get himself
into these things?
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00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:47,934
- Major Healey.
- Yeah.
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00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,598
I promised him that he would not sing
like Caruso again.
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00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,401
- I know.
- But I did not promise...
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00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:55,025
...that he would not sing
like anyone else.
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00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:01,070
- Now.
- All right.
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00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:20,633
He's singing soprano.
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00:22:33,694 --> 00:22:35,770
I don't think that's right either.
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00:23:14,652 --> 00:23:18,353
That's the funniest thing
I ever heard in my whole life.
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00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,283
- I almost died laughing.
- Major Healey, when is my birthday?
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00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:23,360
And the thing that breaks me up
is you won.
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00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,825
Yeah, I know.
What did it say on the trophy?
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00:23:25,997 --> 00:23:28,832
" For the most versatile voice
of the century. "
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00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,198
And my birthday?
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00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:33,412
You sang notes that haven't
even been invented before.
353
00:23:33,588 --> 00:23:37,087
Sorry I couldn't bring the trophy home,
but General Peterson was adamant.
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00:23:37,258 --> 00:23:40,461
- He wanted it at the officers' club.
- That's all right. He may have it.
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00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,380
Major, please, when is my birthday?
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00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,844
- Oh, your birthday.
- Hey, when is her birthday?
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00:23:45,016 --> 00:23:48,182
Listen, I've got a clue. Only this time,
we're gonna play a game.
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00:23:48,352 --> 00:23:50,179
- We're gonna play charades.
- No, no.
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00:23:50,354 --> 00:23:53,806
First word is a long word.
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00:23:54,859 --> 00:23:57,432
April first. Your birthday's April first.
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00:23:57,612 --> 00:23:59,569
April first.
Oh, what a lovely birthday.
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00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,312
Jeannie, these are sharp.
I was only kidding.
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