All language subtitles for The Flying Nun s02e07 The Organ Transplant.eng

[barking]

[Jacqueline] In Puerto Rico,
the condorillo hawk

is a beautiful
but ravenous bird

with an unfortunate sweet tooth
for sugarcane.

As a result, authorities
declared open season

on the condorillo hawk

for eating into the profits.

They and even their
blue-speckled eggs

were now outlaws,
which presented a problem.

Any resemblance between
the condorillo hawk

and Sister Bertrille

was purely coincidental
and extremely dangerous.

[gun firing]

Uh-oh.

[gun firing]

[chirping]

Hey, don't go out there!
It's no man's land.

[gun firing]

Oh, you poor little things,
you're orphans now.

Well, the least I can do
is take care of you.

[muttering]

[tires squealing]

What's the matter?

[muttering]

Look!

What?
A nun. It's a nun.

She flew out of that tree.

That does it, Fred.

No more Rum Swizzles
for breakfast.

Okay, Mil. All right, Mil.
I'll prove it to you.

Boy, I don't have to tell you
the trouble we're in

if we're caught here together.

Well? What'd you find?

I saw her, all right.
Who?

The nun, the nun!

And she was talking
to two eggs.

You know something?
You've flipped.

Shh!

Millie, don't you
get the picture? No.

A thing that looks like a nun
who flies and talks to eggs.

They're here.

Invaders from outer space.

[Jacqueline] Sister Bertrille
had decided to hatch

the illegal eggs of
the condorillo hawk

and bought whatever equipment
was necessary.

Little did we realize
that two more orphans

were on their way to the refuge
of the Convent San Tanco.

Don't you realize
what a clever plan it is?

Now they come down
dressed like nuns,

then they plant their eggs.

And when those eggs hatch...

Millie, there she is.

[exclaiming]

Now maybe
you'll believe me.

Would a real nun
go into a gambling casino?

Why not?
They're very big with bingo.

But you won't laugh
when those eggs hatch,

and we find ourselves
surrounded

by nun-like creatures
from outer space.

Carlos, you are
behaving like a child.

What is there about this woman
that terrifies you?

I promised to marry her!

But you promise
to marry all of them.

That is no reason
for you to hide.

Oh, no? You know who she is?

Margo Richmond,
the Olympic champion.

She has two gold medals.

One for karate and the other
for sharpshooting.

Now, what do you say to that?

I say you have
two excellent reasons to hide.

And quickly. Her
plane arrives in one hour.

But where can I go?

With her money, she can
bribe the whole island

into becoming informers.

Ramon, Carlos,
I have this little problem.

I'm sorry. Today, I'm only
handling big problems.

All I wanted you to do was
drive me back to the convent.

And this is probably

the biggest problem
I've ever had.

And I simply
don't have the time

to drive you
back to the convent.

The convent?

Sister,
how would you like me

to drive you
back to the convent?

How come?

I do you a favor,
you do me a favor.

We shall
discuss it in the car.

Going my way, Sister?

As soon as Margo leaves town,
you let me know.

Until then,
not a word to anybody.

Besides,
who would believe it?

What's your problem, Carlos?

You say this girl is beautiful,
charming and rich.

So why don't you
wanna marry her?

Sister, you don't understand.

I ask many women to marry me,
but they always know I'm joking.

Apparently, this one doesn't
think it's very funny.

Exactly.

And I refuse to marry anyone
without a sense of humor.

No doubt about it, Carlos.

You're the world's
most ineligible bachelor.

Oh, Sister, you forgot this.

Oh! Take it easy.

You haven't answered
my question yet.

What question?

Whether or not
the Reverend Mother

will allow me
to stay in the convent.

Stay in the convent?
Why would you wanna do that?

Sister, haven't you
been listening?

Sister Jacqueline, may I see
the Reverend Mother, please?

She's inspecting
a hospital in Cantano,

but she'll be back
in about an hour.

I'll wait.

You've been doing
a little shopping.

Here, let me help you.
Watch it. Watch it.

What's in it?

Uh, I'll tell you later.

Thank you for the ride,
Carlos.

Sister,
what's in that bag

that requires so much
of your protection?

Just a couple of eggs.

Don't you know if you
buy them by the dozen,

they put them in a box?

So I decided
the least I can do

is bring them
here and hatch them.

But the eggs of the condorillo
hawk, they are immoral.

Illegal, Sister. That means
they have to be destroyed.

Oh, boy, we're all
accidents after the facts.

Not accidents,
Sister, accessories.

Whatever you call it. We could
all end up in the goose house.

This one's on you.
Hoosegow.

I may be in
the wrong technically,

but morally, I know
I'm doing the right thing.

Do you suppose
the Reverend Mother can object?

No.
I didn't think so.

Unless she finds out.
I thought so.

What I'm wondering is, are you
sure the eggs will hatch?

Well, I got all
the necessary equipment.

I got a heated fish tank

to put the eggs in
while they're incubating,

straw,
and a book entitled

The Care and
Feeding of Pigeons.

Pigeons?
A bird's a bird.

What I meant was,

how do you know
the eggs are fertile?

Fertile? Gosh, I don't.
Then the whole thing

could be a wash-in.
Washout.

There's one way to tell.
How?

I wasn't a nurse in
the maternity ward for nothing.

Well, if these eggs
aren't fertile,

something in there
is making quite a racket.

I wish I could tell you whether
they'll be boys or girls, but...

Who cares, as long
as they're healthy.

The Reverend Mother.

Good afternoon,
Sisters.

[all] Good afternoon,
Reverend Mother.

Am I interrupting
something?

[all] No!

Well, in that case,
then I would like

to speak to Sister Bertrille
privately.

Sister Bertrille,

I have just seen
Se�orRamirez.

There is no reason
to stand at attention.

Please sit down.

No! No. I--I mean,
I'd much rather stand.

Very well.

Se�orRamirez tells me

that you gave him
permission to stay here.

I did?
You did not?

Not exactly.

I gave him permission
to ask your permission.

I think.
I see.

Sister Bertrille, Se�orRamirez
has been very generous to us.

However, it would be well
to remember

that this is
the Convent San Tanco,

not the Convent San Hilton.

Oh, you're so right. I couldn't
agree with you more.

Very well,
Sister Bertrille.

There is no need to
be quite so emphatic.

Apparently, it was
all a misunderstanding.

Yes, I guess
that's what it was,

so I'll race
down there right now

and tell him it's
the Convent San Tanco

and not the Convent San Hilton,
as you so well put it.

Sister Bertrille,
that will not be necessary.

I have just told Se�orRamirez
that he may stay.

Now, may I please sit down?

I believe I have
a pebble in my shoe.

[exhaling]

Oh.

Thank you.

Se�orRamirez feels
that the convent atmosphere

will help him resolve some...
That'll be fine, thank you.

Help him resolve some
moral dilemma that he faces.

Yes, he faces
a lot of them.

So I told him that he may stay

temporarily
in the gardener's cottage,

providing that he
is willing to do

a little gardening
while he's here.

Good thinking.
That'll teach him a lesson.

Thank you. I was not trying
to teach him a lesson.

I was merely trying
to get my rose bushes pruned.

Uh... Good day,
Sister Bertrille.

Sister Sixto,
why are you trembling?

Oh, I'm not trembling.
It's the cup who is trembling.

Sister Sixto?

Yes, Reverend Mother?
Something is troubling you.

Me?

Reverend Mother,
I can look you

right in the eye
and tell you positively

that something
is troubling me.

Would you care to
tell me about it?

Oh, it's nothing.
Just a little guilty conscious.

Conscience?

Well, perhaps you
should go to confession.

Oh, it's not
important enough for that.

And besides,
when I go to confession,

I like to make
a good impression.

I see.

Well, if you would
rather not talk about it...

I think I would
rather talk about it.

Well?

Reverend Mother,
there are two bad eggs

hiding out in the convent.

Bad eggs? What do you mean?

You know eggs like you eat,

except these you don't.
You follow me?

I am trying.
Sister Sixto,

have some tea and
begin at the beginning.

[rattling]

Now, we have a seven
and a four, that makes?

Eleven.

And if I give you
another card and it's a 10,

that will make?

Twenty-one.

Now I give you another card.
Ten. Blackjack!

[Bertrille] Carlos.

Oh, hello, Sister.

Just trying to earn my keep.

Uh. That's it, kids.
This is a raid.

Back to the classroom.
Yeah, that's it. Keep going.

Just what do you
think you're doing?

Well, teaching them
some practical arithmetic.

I believe you
have some work to do.

I ask you, Sister,
do I look like a gardener?

Well, you don't look much
like a math teacher.

Carlos, can't you do
anything right?

Sister Bertrille.

The Reverend Mother
would like to see you.

Well, thank you very much,
Sister Sixto.

Tell her I'll
come to her office

as soon as recess is over.

Not in her office.
In your room.

And not when recess
is over. Right now.

Oh, boy.

Sister, can't you do
anything right?

I want a direct answer
to a direct question.

Are you or are you not hiding
contraband eggs in your room?

Uh, uh. Eggs?
Yes.

No.

Would you care to
reconsider your answer?

Well, when you say eggs,
Reverend Mother,

do you mean that literally?

I beg your pardon?

[chicks chirping]

They arrived
a few minutes ago.

Sister Bertrille,
congratulations.

[chicks chirping]

Sisters, while I do not wish
to appear inhumane,

the fact of the matter is there
is a bounty on these birds.

On the other hand,
they are God's creatures.

Right, Reverend Mother?

I have not gotten to
the other hand as yet,

Sister Bertrille.

[chicks chirping]

And we do have an obligation
to provide sanctuary

to all who ask.

Is that what they are asking
for, Sister Jacqueline?

After all, it wasn't
their fault they were born

with a sweet tooth
for sugarcane.

[sighing]

Very well, Sister Bertrille.

Until they can be taken
to a sugar-free island,

I will place them
in your custody.

Oh, thank you,
Reverend Mother.

A-And in my opinion,

what these young ones
are asking for is food.

And as their foster mother,
you will see to it

that they are fed,
Sister Bertrille.

And in the meantime,
let us just pray

that Captain Fomento's hobby
is not bird watching.

I do not doubt your word at
all, Se�or,that you saw a nun.

But there is no such thing
as a flying nun.

They move around
fast enough as it is.

Wait, wait, Captain, Captain.
You don't follow me at all.

It wasn't a real nun.

Here it comes, Captain.
You'd better sit down.

What do you mean
not a real nun?

It was an invader,
sent from another planet,

and they're gonna
take over the Earth.

[Fomento] You've been watching too much
television, huh, Se�or?

Exactly what I said.
Look, will you knock it off?

I'm telling you,
I saw her.

And she was holding
these blue-speckled eggs,

and she was talking to them.

Now, how do you
explain that?

Simple. Sometimes,
our tropical sun

does some
very strange things with

blue-speckled eggs.

Blue-speckled eggs!

You saw the--the--the
blue-speckled eggs?

You bet your life
I saw them.

And you better grab them

before they start multiplying
and take over.

[Fomento] T-T-This nun,
what did she look like?

Oh, very pretty little thing,
pretty little thing.

Bangs on her head,
but she didn't fool me.

Not for one second
did she fool me.

Sister Bertrille. Oh, yes.
These nuns have gone too far.

[stuttering]
The blue-speckled eggs.

The condorillo hawk.
Oh, no!

You must follow me
to convent

and make the identification
immediately!

Sister, I found
20 ants for you,

not to count four worms
and seven potato bugs.

That's enough to feed
an army of chicks.

You're forgetting
they're growing children.

Okay.

Carlos, why are you afraid
of getting married?

I'm not afraid,
and I will, some day.

But I don't believe
in shotgun marriages,

especially when,
like in this case,

it is the girl herself who
might be carrying the shotgun.

That's it.

Okay. Din-din time.

Thank you, Carlos. You can go
back to pruning your roses.

May I help you?

Oh, yes. There was no one
here, so I thought that...

Oh, well,
my name is Margo Richmond,

and I was told I might find
Carlos Ramirez here.

Yes, he should be
in the garden.

Oh, well, this is just
a little gift for Carlos.

A rifle he once admired.

Well, uh,
will you come with me?

That's strange. He was here
a few moments ago

with Sister Bertrille.

Perhaps they
stepped inside.

[chicks chirping]

All right, you guys.

Okay, take it easy.
One at a time.

Uh! You be careful.

Watch your table manners

or else you're not getting your
share of mosquito for dessert.

[pounding on door]

Uh. Just a second.

Carlos, what
are you doing here? Shh!

If the Reverend
Mother comes... She's here.

The girl I told you about.

I have to hide somewhere.

Well, you can't hide up here.
They are coming upstairs.

Well, why don't you tell her
you've changed your mind?

Maybe she'll understand.
She has a gun with her.

A gun?

[knocking on door]
[Reverend Mother] Sister Bertrille?

I'll be right with you,
Reverend Mother.

I have to get a way
to get out of here.

Well, listen,
I'll get rid of her somehow.

You don't know Margo.

You'll never get rid of her.
Stall her.

Stall her. Yeah.

Sister Bertrille,
this is Miss Richmond.

Uh, uh. We were looking
for Se�orRamirez.

Well, did you look
in the garden?

Yes, but he is not there.
He isn't?

No. If you should
happen to see him,

would you please ask him
to come to my office?

We will wait for him there.

[Margo] Oh, I'm afraid
I don't have the time.

You see, I have to catch
a plane to Philadelphia,

unless, of course,
I wanna miss my own wedding.

You're getting married?
You know,

Ramon had the same look
on his face

when I told him
I couldn't marry Carlos.

Then he laughed and
told me where he was.

[muttering]

That's very nice,
but what's the gun for?

Oh, just a little
parting gift.

I thought he might like it.
He admired it once.

[objects clattering]

What was that?
Uh...

Well, it sounded like
one of the baby hawks

fooling around, didn't it?

No, not to me, it didn't.

Sister Delfina?

Sister M-M-Marguerita?

Uh, Sister Teresa?

Try Sister Carlos.

Se�orRamirez!

Carlos! Carlos!

[Reverend Mother] Se�orRamirez!

No, no!

[all shouting]

Sister Bertrille!

Carlos, wait!
You don't understand.

Carlos,
I've got something for you!

I'm too young to die!

Poor Carlos.

Do the doctors know
what caused this?

I think it's a slight case
of shotgun fever.

[tires screeching]

[car honking]

Get out of my way!

Get it out of my way!

I demand to see
your driver's license.

You just stay right there.

[Fomento] License, Sister.

Stay away,
she's very dangerous.

Stop!

Hey, I want to say something.
It's very important...

[whistle blowing]

You are all under arrest!

[tires screeching]

Millie, Millie,
they're after us.

The invaders are after us.

[chirping]

Sister Bertrille,
Fomento knows about the eggs.

Oh, no. That's all I need.

Do something quickly. He mustn't
find the little birds.

If only they were
old enough to fly.

What's the difference?
You're old enough to fly.

Yeah. Come on, kids,
we're going bye-bye.

You may not believe this,
but someday,

you'll be better at this
than I am.

Hold on.

[tires squealing]

Oh, God! Look!

W-What is it?

Oh, it's another one
just like it.

We're surrounded, Millie.

Don't stop!

Look, what difference
does it make, Millie?

No matter where we run,
they're gonna find us.

We're only earthlings.

[animals chattering]

Hi, I--I--I hate
to bother you,

but you keep birds here,
don't you?

All kinds of birds?

Even the condorillo hawk?

Good.

Because I've got in here
two new tenants for you.

Now I want you to
find them a good mother,

but a firm one.

I, I kind of spoiled them.

I'll come back
and visit them soon.

Well, okay,
I've got to get back now.

[chicks chirping]

Take good care of them!

Please, do not ask me
where they came from.

Because if you ask me,
I will tell you.

And if I tell you, then we will
both have a nervous breakdown.

And if that happens,
who will run the zoo?

How are
the little birds, Sister?

Can we go see them
at the zoo after math?

Oh, you bet.

The Captain is not going
to send you to jail?

Well, if he can't find
the evidence,

he can't pin
the rap on me now, can he?

I think the Captain was right.
The heat just got to me.

Oh, sure it did, honey.

But how do you explain that
nun who needed the shave?

Lights. Shadows.
Forget it, Fred.

Millie, look.

It's too late, Millie.
They're multiplying.

She hatched the eggs.

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