All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S03E19 - Moving Targets (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

(male narrator)
In 1972,
a crack commando unit...

was sent to prison
by a military court...

for a crime
they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped...

from a maximum-security
stockade...

to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today,
still wanted
by the government...

they survive
as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...

and if you can find them...

maybe you can hire
the A-Team.

[gun firing]

[people chattering]

[grunts]

Can't I at least
go out for some air?

You will do
what is good for you.

And that is
to obey me.

How much longer do you think
you can keep me prisoner?

Until I hear from your father.

I'm going to tell him
what I've been through
and then you'll be sorry!

Drop it.

Put your hands in the air.
Now!

All right, come on over here.

Come on, come on.

[gun rattling]

[door closing]

Hi, I'm Hannibal Smith.

I guess you're my prisoner.

What about
the perimeter guard?

[door thudding open]

[guards grunting]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

Us.
Us who?

Us who gonna
knock you out, fool.

Now, uh, this is
the perimeter guard here, huh?

(Jabar)
You have violated
the house of Sheik Kamal Fahd.

Do not think you can get away
with this without retaliation.

(Hannibal)
I don't think
he'll do too much...

seeing he's the one who
hired us to break in here
in the first place.

Ah, Your Excellency.

Papa!

Salina.

Salina.

Explain to me,
Your Excellency,
about this whole thing.

Who are these men?

I'm Hannibal Smith...

this is Templeton Peck,
Faceman.

"B.A." Baracus
and "Howling Mad" Murdock.

At present running under
a nom de guerre.

But you can call me
Pasadena Murdock.

Make more sense
to call you "fool."

But "fool" doesn't have
that nice ring to it.

What's this?

He's an adventurer.
Forging new frontiers.

No kidding?

These men are
the A-Team.

I thought we decided
that my men and I
were to control security.

You failed the test.

So, since they overtook
your guard...

I'm putting them
in charge.

[sighs]

Yes, yes,
of course, but--

But, but, but.

I think this situation
describes itself, Jabar.

Oh, Papa,
I was so worried about you.

(Salina)
I had no idea where you were.

(Fahd)
Salina, I had a very
interesting time in America...

looking for
the A-Team.

I assume you men
want to get acquainted...

with the security measures
we have taken...

to secure the princess's
safe trip to her wedding
tomorrow to Prince Hassan.

Sure. I've got some too.

You show me yours,
I'll show you mine.

And then, he sent me to
this one-armed juggler
at some amusement....

Kamal!

Fatima.

I was so worried about you,
all the gunfire.

I was worried that
something happened to Salina.

Hopefully, nothing
will happen now.

I brought some friends
back with me.

I have missed you.

And I you.

But Salina and I have been
keeping each other company.

Haven't we?

Please, Father,
tell me about your trip.

I want to hear everything.

I've been cooped up here
for days.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I understand, Salina.

But I am doing all this
for you.

So you will safely wed
on Friday.

I have missed you too, Kamal.

I will see you
as soon as Salina and I...

spend some time together.

All right.

I've waited this long.

I suppose I can occupy myself
awhile longer.

(Face)
Thirty-five, twenty-three...

thirty-four.

5'6".

Mmm, long-waisted.

You have a very good eye.

Mmm, years of experience.

Why not just put
a machine gun in my arms
as I walk down the aisle?

Actually,
a small caliber revolver
would fit in the dress.

That was a joke.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm just so....

I always thought my wedding
would be a happy occasion.

This is crazy.

I just fell in love.

Now it's all
a big political thing.

I'm afraid when your father's
the head of a country,
that's the way it is.

Now, we've been hired...

to deliver you safely
to your wedding...

and that's exactly
what we're going to do.

Look, have you ever...

considered putting
the wedding off
for a while?

You know,
until things cool down.

Take it from me,
marriage is a big step.

It's not something
you should just jump into.

You don't know how important
this wedding is.

I'm marrying a prince
from a country...

that for years has had
bad relations with
my father's country.

This wedding could bring
stabilization to the area.

I love Hassan very much.

And because of it,
people want to hurt me.

This whole thing
is just such a pain.

That's strange lingo
for a princess.

Oh, Tammy used to
say that all the time.

Tammy?

She used to be
my roommate at Vassar.

And I can't think
of a better way to
describe the situation.

[chuckles]

It is preposterous...

to dress her as
one of your own men.

Well,
I'm open to suggestions.

I would think after
what happened here today...

you'd be open
to suggestions, too.

I have already laid out
my security measures to you.

Yeah, and they're not bad.

Which is why, if they're
gonna kidnap Salina...

or try to...

they'll try at the airport.

It's the place with
the greatest security risk.

Now what objection
could you possibly have...

to an additional precaution?

Nothing is wrong
with what you propose.

I let my emotions
cloud my judgment.

I'm at fault.

To disguise Salina
as one of the security team...

is very good.

I think it'll work.

I stay on
the ground, right?

At the last minute...

Murdock will change places
with the pilot.

And I stay on
the ground, right?

B.A., you can hide in one of
those power generators under
the plane, if you want to.

And it stays on
the ground, right?

More or less.

Hey, man, I ain't
gettin' in no airplane,
and that's it.

(Kalem)
They will be taking
the girl to the plane...

as a member of
the new security team.

I want men stationed here,
here and here.

Ignore the limousine...

it will have
dummy passengers.

I do not wish
to waste manpower.

You have
the maintenance uniforms?

Yes, that has been
taken care of.

The uniforms will allow us
to get close to the plane.

They will be expecting
an attack on the limousine.

Instead, we will rush the jeep
and pull Salina from it.

Our rebel army
cannot hold out against...

the combined nations of
Sheik Fahd and Prince Hassan.

We must prevent the marriage
from taking place.

What about
these Americans?

They are supposed
to be the best.

I do not worry about
men who are supposed
to be the best...

because I am the best.

Or perhaps
you doubt that?

I do not doubt, I just--

No, no, no,
let us speak of doubt now.

Tell me how you doubt me.

(Face)
Twenty-six hours ago...

I was sitting at
this great little club...

with the most
beautiful blonde
you've ever seen.

Now, I'm about to chauffeur
a spoiled heiress...

to some sandlot
of a country...

so she can marry
some guy with a towel
wrapped around his head.

You--you beginning
to sound just like him,
like B.A.

I mean,
he finds every assignment
as dangerous and problematic.

And look at all
the fantastic characters
that we meet.

Yes.

Yeah, like deranged mobsters
and cold-blooded murderers.

(Murdock)
It's that element of...

never knowing
what we up against
that excites me so much.

Although it does eat into
my schedule from time to time.

They're pretty tough
at the hospital
around mealtime.

Ready, B.A.?

Let's go.

Okay, let's everybody
set their watches.

I have, uh, 13:21.

We're all gonna be together.

But you gotta set
your watches. Everybody's got
to set their watches.

But we're all
gonna be together.

But you gotta
set your watches.

I mean, look, we are
four adventurous men...

standing around a jeep...

once again setting out
to forge new frontiers...

and to discover new
and wondrous things.

I'm gonna forge
new and wondrous things
upside your head...

if you try to get me
on the airplane.

(Kalem)
There goes the pilot...

but there is no sign
of the A-Team.

Here they come.

If they're gonna hit us,
now's the time.

Drop your weapons
or the girl is dead.

(Hannibal)
Now, B.A. Blow it.

(Jabar)
Pin the rebels down so they
do not damage the aircraft.

[guns firing]

Let's get on!

No, I ain't gettin'
on no plane!

Okay,
whatever you say!

[guns firing]

[guns continue firing]

All right, everybody,
take your seats!
I'm taking off!

[guns firing]

Come on, baby.

(Senbet)
Let's go!

(Kalem)
The plane is gone.
Let's get out of here.

Climb, baby, climb.

(Murdock)
You don't seem to
understand English.

How about Japanese?

[Murdock mimicking Japanese]

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
You responded to that.

[mimicking Japanese]

B.A.?

What happened to him?

He's always like that
when he's on an airplane.

I don't understand.

Hannibal, how did they know
she wasn't in the limo?

An inside man.
We got a security leak
for sure.

[metallic rattling]

[instruments beeping]

I think we're out of fuel.

How can we be out of fuel?

We've only been in the air
five minutes.

Well, the tanks were full
this morning. I think
we must've taken a bullet.

That wouldn't explain why
it reads "full" in the gauge.

Can you put it down?

Yeah, I think it's gonna
do that on its own.

[instruments continue beeping]

We've lost an engine, right?

On the nose.

One of these days,
you're gonna give me
a fear of flying, Murdock.

It's all right,
I think I can put her down
on that open field there.

Or put her down
in that valley.

Or right over
on top of that mountain.

Or maybe in that tree.

Think-- You think you can?
What does that mean?

Oh, don't let it
bother you, Faceman.

No sweat.

And where's
your sense of adventure, boy?

Mayday, Mayday.
This is, uh....

Uh, uh....

2-0-4-4 Alpha.

2-0-4-4 Alpha.

We've lost power.
We're going in.

(B.A.)
Hannibal, I'm on a plane!

Buckle up, boy.
Buckle up.

No airbags in this baby!

[crashing]

(B.A.)
Hannibal, I'm on a plane!

I'm in a plane
and we crashed!

You crashed me, you fool!

(Murdock)
I did not crash this plane.

We simply landed without
the customary accompaniment...

of forward thrust or lift.

(B.A.)
You crashed this plane
with me in it!

Don't be so cocky!

I could've crashed this plane
with or without you aboard.

This isn't exactly the way
I wanted to spend
the day before my wedding.

This isn't exactly the way
I want to spend
the day before anything.

You did
radio our position...

so help is on the way, yes?

No, I did not
radio our position.

We've got a security leak,
remember?

I called Jabar on the radio
and told him we're all alive.

(B.A.)
Come back here and untie me!

Not for long.

What about my father?
Something could happen to him.

No, they're after you.

Let's get our backpacks
and get going.

May I remind you
that you are being paid
to protect me?

Which does not look like a job
you are exactly doing
very well.

Got a light?

(B.A.)
Hannibal, you're going to
look worse than this plane...

if you don't
let me out of here.

Well, it's time to
let B.A. out.

This I'm gonna love.

(B.A.)
Pretty soon, I'm gonna be
really mad, Hannibal.

[groans]

I think I'd rather sit naked
with a king cobra than
let him out of that plane.

Face, relax.

Once I explain to him...

the circumstances under which
he got aboard the plane...

he's going to be
very understanding.

You don't really
believe that, do you?

Of course not.

(B.A.)
That's it, Hannibal.
Now I'm really mad.

Let me loose.
I'm gonna get even with you.

Now, just take it easy,
B.A.

(B.A.)
Take it easy?

I'm going to hit you so hard,
I'm going to knock you
into next week.

(Hannibal)
Now let me get
these ropes off...

so we can talk.

And what I suggest is
if I....

[Hannibal whispering]
(B.A.)
I don't know about that.

I don't think
it's going very well.

(B.A.)
All right. All right.

[B.A. chuckling]

Hi--hi--hi,
how you doing there, B.A.?

[chuckling]

I hate it when he's in
too good a mood.

B.A., we're going to need
that radio, pronto.

I'll get some tools.

This is gonna be fun.

[giggling]

Did you see that, Hannibal?
Did you see that smirk?

I mean, he's smiling
and everything.

That's what we wanted,
isn't it?

I don't like it
when he smiles.

It means he's got
some kind of a-- of an ugly
plan up his sleeve.

You know?
Now just--just what exactly
did you tell him in there?

Well, I simply told him
that if he'd get the radio
out of the plane...

make it portable...

and show a little decorum
for the rest of the mission...

I'd, um, let him
get even with us.

You did what?

Well, it was the only thing
he seemed to warm up to.

Yeah, I bet he did.

*[B.A. whistling]

Now, he's whistling
and everything.

Well, Pasadena...

looks like
you might have to...

trade in
that beautiful felt fedora
for a marble slab.

What is this "you"
business, kemosabe?

B.A. is my buddy,
he's my friend, he's my pal.

We've been through
everything together.

Lone Ranger and Tonto,
Batman and Robin--

Pinocchio and the whale.

Right.

Stay close, Pasadena.

You and me.

[chuckling]

* California, here I come *

* Right back, I say *

* Right back
where I started from *

Oh, yeah.

Colonel, I suppose
you, uh....

I suppose you already know,
but you were right.

I checked the tanks
on that aircraft.
We were not hit.

Somebody fooled
with our gauges
before we left the ground.

Our inside man.

Jabar?

Yeah.

If it is,
he isn't far behind.

Okay, let's go, let's move it!

I can't go on like this.

It's so heavy.

Yeah? Out here,
everybody carries
their own pack.

B.A., take over point
from Murdock.

I'll take rear guard.

He always push like that?

Always.

[groans]

I don't suppose
you'd want to
carry this for me?

I don't know, I was about
to ask you the same thing.

Ah, it's okay, kid.
I know how you feel.

Actually, I'm not much cut out
for this stuff myself.

New York, Monte Carlo,
that's more my style.

What's with him?

It has to do with
his neat little plan...

he has for all of us
as soon as we get out
of this mess.

Shall we?

There's no one.
They've all gotten off safely.

They seem to have
left no tracks.

Ahmed! Korem!

Nothing here!

This A-Team, Kalem,
is quite good.

It's very difficult
to cover one's tracks
in the jungle so well--

I already know
how good they are!

I saw the demonstration
at the airport!

What I want now
is to find them!

Monitor the radio constantly
for any signal.

Kalem, perhaps
this Hannibal Smith
is not revealing his hand...

because he knows
we've had an accomplice.

I want that girl.

[groans]

All right?

Yes. No.

What happened?
Oh, look!

My heel is broken.

What happened?

My heel is broken.

Oh.

[grunts]

There.
Now you're even.

Why is he doing this?

Why is he
treating me like this?

Well, he, uh, just wants to
get us out of here alive.

Well, I can't go on.
I just can't.

My feet are killing me.

[groans]

[stammers]

Well, uh....

I have an idea.

Here, let me see your leg.

You see, what we--we have
to do here is...

get the, uh, circulation
going, so....

Do you mind?

Ah, yes.

How does that feel?

Mmm.

This is a little trick
I learned in
the, uh, discos of New York.

Ramone's.

On 53rd Street?

[murmurs]

And I thought
eastern princesses only knew
about sand and camels.

Besides Vassar,
I also went to school
in New York.

I've hit my share
of discos, too.

Well, then we have a lot more
in common than I thought.

Are you also supposed to
get married tomorrow?

I can't believe
this is happening to me.

Now, now, now.

Yes.

My feet, my back.

I know.

Every part of me
feels like....

Obviously, this is
as far as she can go.

We'll set up camp up there.

When you get through,
give me a hand.

We got to cover
our back trail.

Right.

Now, now, now, it's going
to be all right, Salina.

Hmm?

Trust me.

Hey, Murdock,
let me help you with that.

Two buddies,
out adventuring.

[chuckling]

Hannibal, I think
he was threatening me.

You put the princess
to bed.

And take first watch.
I'll relieve you.

Hmm.

(Face)
Salina, what are you doing
out here by yourself?

I wanted us
to be away from the others.

[grunts]

[Face groaning]

You can't kill--

Kalem, you said
no one was to be hurt.

He will suffer no more
than a headache.

Kill them.

Starting with him.

[groans]

Looks like
they got Salina, Colonel.

What happened?

Lucky I got here in time
or you would be dead.

Ah, thanks, B.A.

All right, let's find out
what happened around here...

and see if we can get
some answers out of this guy.

[grunting]

[mimicking a German accent]
All right, heads up, class.

We are about to
begin a seminar...

on the art of
painful persuasion.

Now this is an old custom...

practiced by many luminaries
throughout history...

such as the sporting Romans...

on that late night
talk show...

Talking with Torquemada.

(Senbet)
Salina was
in on her own kidnapping.

She told us about her disguise
at the airport.

(Hannibal)
How many more
of you are there?

Kalem intended to meet up
with Ahmed and the others...

at the dock, where he intends
to sail for Turkey.

Including the ones
Kalem had with him...

there will be 20 men strong
onboard the ship.

Twenty? All with guns
and ammo, right?

Yes, yes,
Kalem was always able to...

provide his men with more
than sufficient fire power.

They probably camped at night
and set out at first light.

That means they have
an hour and a half on us.

Now if we really pushed it...

we could make it
to the coast in two hours...

certainly before
they sail.

What then,
O great adventurer?

And if, uh, you had
some mango root...

you build us a tank,
eh, Murdock?

Listen, first of all...

I want to be referred to
by my adventurer name...

Pasadena Murdock.

And second of all....
(Face)
Second of all.

Second of all?
Second of all, second of all.

Take two and a glass of water
for a headache.

The last thing they'd think of
is us following them.

They'll figure we went back
to Salina's daddy.

But not us, right, chief?

Right.
Bring him along, B.A.

Still no sign of the girl.
We'll have to make a move.

They'll be
moving out soon.
Here, B.A.

Keep your eye on
that porthole.

Hannibal,
those guards are well-armed.
What are we going to do?

We can't exactly knock
and ask to come in.

Sure we can.

And if they let us in,
we'll give them
a little surprise.

Ah.

Let me guess
who's gonna do the knocking.

Face,
you're the kind of guy...

that everybody
wants to invite home.

Well....

What do you think, B.A.?

No problem, you'll be fine.

Face, you--you know
you're gonna be safe.

He wouldn't let
anything happen to you.

It'd take the fun out of
breaking your bones later on.

Right.

[chuckling]

Halt!

What do you want?

I wanna kill
my booking agent.

He told me there'd be
some tickets here on the dock
for me.

I gotta go do a show
on an orphanage
on the island of St. Cray.

We don't sail to
the island of Cray.

You have the wrong ship.

I'm supposed to
go to an island...

where I gotta do a show
for an orphanage.

But a boat?
Forget it!

I mean,
all that rocking and rolling.

Lord knows what's gonna happen
to the livestock.

The livestock?

Oh, no, don't tell me.
I can't believe this!

They're not here, right?

I am
the Illustrious Lindquist!

What kind of act do I have
without the metamorphosis?

The--
The metamorphosis.

If I don't have props....

[stammering]

I can't pull this stuff out
of thin air, you know.

Listen, man, I'm telling you
you have the wrong ship.

We are a sailing--

This is a freighter.
A freighter?

Well, my agent's so cheap,
he probably just got
a special rate.

Well, then, you'll have to
leave immediately. Now!

Well, now, look,
I got a shipping manifest.

If I could just talk
to the captain--

Come on, come on.
What?

[both shouting]

Put your hands on the crate.
Take it easy.

Come on.
I got nothing up my sleeve,
you know?

[Face and guard chattering]

Better than a rabbit
coming out of a hat, isn't it?

[chuckling]

What is it? What's wrong?

Tell Kalem, it's Senbet.

Okay, Hannibal,
our foot's in the door.

Senbet?

Are you sure?

Yes, Kalem. Abdul checked.
It is Senbet.

Bring him here.

Why do you look
so troubled, Kalem?

All has gone well.

By tomorrow,
it will be even better.

Yes, darling.
Everything will be better.

Kalem wants him
brought to his cabin.

Sure.

Soon as you tell us
where Kalem's room is.

[knocking on door]

Senbet!

What happened?
Where is the A-Team?

You rang?

You'll never play
the piano again, Bugs.

Honey, I don't think
you're gonna get to
the church on time.

I'm not going to marry Hassan.

I love Kalem.

Oh, women are so fickle,
aren't they?

You can tell that to your pop
when we get you home.

I will never let you
leave here alive.

Hannibal, guess what
he just said.

Some garbage about
not getting out of here alive?
Right?

Right.
Let's go.

[guns firing]

Oh, come on, Kalem.

We all recognize love
and true devotion
when we see it.

You know people, Smith?

Look into my eyes.
You see?

If you do not drop
your weapons, I will kill her.

Kalem.

(Kalem)
The weapons, Smith. Now!

[guns clatter]

[horn blows]

In there.

You are all
obviously well-trained.

Too bad you chose to
hire out to the losing side.

I'm a student of
military history, friend.

And overconfident
commanders can lose.

Nero, Custer,
Napoleon.

There's room for you
in that list, pal.

Or, on a lighter note...

maybe we could discuss
changing sides.

Looks like you could use
a few good men.

No deal.
I could never trust you.

Well, just a thought.

Yesterday you said
that I was cold, distant...

that I didn't feel
human emotions.

How nice to be able
to indulge one's emotions.

You said you loved me.

How could I love you?

You are beneath contempt.

You are a spoiled child...

who demands
more than her share...

and will soon be at
the bottom of the ocean...

with four hired soldiers.

You know, one thing
I could never stand
about revolutionaries...

is they have
no sense of humor.

All he was interested in
is preventing the marriage...

keeping turmoil
in the region.

Exactly.

Uh-oh, guys,
the colonel is smiling.

And when the colonel smiles,
Pasadena Murdock listens.

What's the plan, Colonel?

Plan?

Ah, that would be a good idea,
under the circumstances.

How about getting
out of this slammer?

[groans]

Well, hey, guys, it's a start.

Hannibal, you know
I don't like cigar smoke.

I'm trying to be nice...

so why don't you
put the thing out?

B.A., I think better
when I'm smoking.

Yeah, let him
smoke the cigar, B.A.

I can't believe
I was so stupid.

I was trying to
punish my father.

Get him to notice me.
It all seemed so right.

And all along,
he was just using me.

Well, listen, you made
a mistake.

The important thing is how
you deal with it from here on.

He's going to kill us all.
We'll never get out of this.

Archimedes once said,
"Give me a lever...

"a solid place to stand,
and I can move the world."

Now, we're a little short
of levers in here...

but, B.A.,
we do have these bunks.

What do you say
we pull them off the wall?

Good.

[grunts]

[grunting]

Nice, B.A. Nice.

We've gotta get off the boat.

No. I'd rather stay on.

Oh, great,
he's on the jazz.

In the words of
Pasadena Murdock...

it's not enough to
escape from these devils...

you've gotta capture them.

I like it down here.

(Face)
Wouldn't it be better
out in the open?

No. When you're
vastly outnumbered...

there's a huge
military advantage...

in close quarters...

coupled with
the element of surprise.

In other words, simply...

you attack from
the inside out.

Attack from
the inside out.

It makes perfect sense.

It's so simple,
I like it.

In other words, sir,
what you're saying is...

that you attack from
the inside out.

In other words,
you infect your enemy.

You give him the flu.
Is that right? Is that right?

Well, not exactly, Murdock.

But we will give him
a headache and
lower his temperature.

Now....

Showtime.

You know, if you weren't
so stupid, Kalem...

you'd be a lot more fun
to play with.

Nevertheless, I'm throwing
a party for you,
down here in the engine room.

So come on down
and we'll wax your butt
for you.

But--
No, no, no, no. Stay put.

[engines humming]

[whispers]
Check the catwalks.

(Kalem)
Tony, Tony.

[grunts]

[guns firing]

[man speaking Arabic]

[man shouts]

[man shouting]

[grunting]

[exclaiming]

(Kalem)
Let's get out of here.

[Murdock whispering]
Face, where are you?

Murdock, look out!

[man grunting]

(Hannibal)
Come on, you suckers,
I'm up here!

[man speaking Arabic]

[exclaims]

[man speaking Arabic]

[guns firing]

[gun firing]

[groans]

(Hannibal)
Welcome to my party, Kalem.

(B.A.)
So everybody is locked up in
their cell, right, Hannibal?

Right.

That means the case
is over, right, Hannibal?

Well, there are a few odds
and ends to clean up.

For instance,
we have to get Salina
back to her daddy.

Yeah, I was just about to
take care of that.

As a matter of fact,
I think we should
be going right now.

Wait a minute, Face.
Hannibal said
when the case was over,

I'd get a chance
to pay you guys back
for putting me on that plane.

Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Was this a promise?

And if it was a promise,
was it witnessed
and notarized?

Because, I, for one,
want to say,
right here and now...

that I am not honoring
any undocumented promises.

No way, no--

Well, I could make
an exception.

I'm gonna take care of
you guys one at a time.

[gasping]
You're choking me,
choking me now.

Murdock, I'll knock
all your teeth
out of your mouth...

if you don't stop
all your craziness...

with your funny hats
and invisible dogs.

If it was an invisible dog,
how'd you know he was there?

Oh, come on, B.A.,
you don't want to hit me.

I mean, after all,
my face is our calling card.

But I'm tired of
you going around,
lying to everybody...

telling people
anything they want to hear.

What?
He's joking.

I thought I told you
no more cons.

Ah, B.A., I don't think
I've ever conned you.

That's not true.

How about the time
you conned him into investing
in that silly film of yours?

That was a fantastic
investment opportunity...

which had, as we say
in financial circles...

a severe
and unexpected down--

Okay, okay, okay, B.A.

As for you, Hannibal...

I thought about
making you eat
them smelly cigars.

B.A.

But instead of picking on
you guys individually...

I came up with
something very special.

Something you all will
get a real kick out of.

Gee, I can hardly wait.

Since I'm tired of
you guys knocking me out...

drugging me,
and tying me down
and making me to fly...

and you all know
how I hate to fly...

I've decided to go back home
to America by boat.

And you all get a chance to
go on the boat with me.

Well, if that's
what you want, B.A.

(B.A.)
And since
it's against the law...

for Valencian freighters
to accept passengers...

we're going to have to
work off the passage.

(Face, Murdock, and Hannibal)
Work it off?

Yes, I'm in charge
of the workforce...

and you guys are
in charge of the workload...

which includes
swabbing the deck...

working in the boiler room...

and painting the entire ship.

B.A.,
this is negotiable?

You did all your negotiating
on the plane.

Now it's time for you to
start working on the boat.

And if anyone
don't like that...

you can step into my office,
right here, right now.

(Hannibal)
Paint the entire ship?

I'd rather eat my cigar.

**