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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,443 -Cg two, this is dispatch. 2 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,945 What's your status. 3 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,947 -20 klicks to the drop zone. 4 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:30,948 Hot as hell out here. 5 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,407 Looks like smooth sailing. 6 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:33,242 Over. 7 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,076 -Copy that, cg two. 8 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,410 The goose is loose. 9 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,412 -Oh, wish these things had bigger seats. 10 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,841 -Juicypops! 11 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:50,717 They're coming! 12 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:51,718 They're coming! 13 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,220 -They're coming! 14 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,076 -Oh shit. 15 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,563 Where the hell did they come from? 16 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,339 -Keep back, you little garden gnome. 17 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,842 -Juicypops! 18 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,429 -And you're dead. 19 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:08,183 That dude just got a motorcycle up his butt. 20 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,894 -Wheelie time! 21 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,646 -That was stupid. 22 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:18,151 I say weave around, like a snake. 23 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,363 Narrator: Aachi and ssipak! 24 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,702 We are pooping in a pot, we all 25 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:28,869 love to poop a lot. 26 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,154 Announcer: The diaper gang's latest hijacking is foiled by 27 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,877 shiball city police. 28 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,463 -This department is committed to tackling the diaper gang 29 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,549 problem once and for all. 30 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,178 -Have you been pooping for your country? 31 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,848 -I can't go when people are watching. 32 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,142 -Drink flogurt, the laxative of patriots. 33 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,102 -Did, you chode. 34 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,895 Did you even count these? 35 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,272 We're two short. 36 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,816 -Uh, you know I can't count. 37 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,735 Aachi: Are you just pretending to count? 38 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,612 -Yes. 39 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,490 Did you even graduate from kindergarten? 40 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:09,035 Baby can't count, baby doesn't get a share. 41 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,202 -Yeah right. 42 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,874 I can count to seven. 43 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,251 -You gotta take it easy. 44 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,879 You think you can count to seven? 45 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,130 Prove it. 46 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,093 If you can count to seven, I won't shoot you in the face. 47 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,928 -Listen to this, fucker. 48 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:31,391 1, 2, 90, 3. 49 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,976 I-I'm running out of numbers here. 50 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,272 So I'm gonna through you against this wall. 51 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,024 Let's go steal some more juicypops. 52 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,484 -You knocked my shoes off! 53 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,160 -Ha ha ha. 54 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,078 Look at these cretins. 55 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,247 Turd burglars. 56 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,708 Trying to keep their poo to themselves. 57 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,875 Selfish. 58 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:01,087 They'll be the death of our great society. 59 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,547 Wouldn't you agree, captain? 60 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,509 Uh, yes. 61 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,679 It's, uh, dangerous to keep it inside of you when... 62 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,846 -You shit. 63 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,560 Diaper king: We were once a noble people, and 64 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:19,689 delivered our turds to the city with pride in return for 65 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,651 our precious juicybars. 66 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,444 But were we appreciated? 67 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:29,240 Because when we became addicted to the juicybars, we 68 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:32,953 changed into freaks! 69 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,871 We were flushed out. 70 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,206 Abandoned. 71 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,960 And now we can't even defecate. 72 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,963 But now we are free. 73 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:48,426 Free from a system that gives us shit for taking our crap! 74 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:54,724 Their number two makes us number one! 75 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:55,642 -Number two! 76 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,643 Number two! 77 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,644 Number two! 78 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,811 Woo woo! 79 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,339 -But now we are all up shit creek. 80 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,885 We haven't had one juicybar in a month. 81 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,972 You know why? 82 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,933 The police forces? 83 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:43,356 It's because you little dingleberries can't even take 84 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,817 out one god damn cop! 85 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,952 Stand up. 86 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,247 This is your last chance. 87 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:03,585 Where can we find the juicybars? 88 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:07,047 -W-We can m-make them out of, uh, juice? 89 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,548 Diaper king: Wrong! 90 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,050 You die! 91 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:14,095 -Uh, w-we could try ourselves and poop in toilets for us to 92 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:17,307 make the juicybars. 93 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,392 -Do you want all our brothers to die? 94 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,978 Do you want us to starve? 95 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:22,854 -Yeah! 96 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:23,688 Wait, no. 97 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,690 Ha ha ha ha. 98 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,692 -We could, uh... 99 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,945 Uh, invest in stocks and bonds, and make a lot of 100 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,698 money, and... 101 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,659 -I heard two guys are stealing juicybars in section 4. 102 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,662 Please don't kill me! 103 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,125 Aachi and ssipak. 104 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,585 -All right, hit and run. 105 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,420 And a-one, and a-two, and a-headbump! 106 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,049 Aachi: Surprise! 107 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,801 It's tear gas. 108 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,302 Dude, what are you doing? 109 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,262 Kick down the door, dude. 110 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,142 Robotic voice: Your juicypop is being delivered. 111 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,269 -No hard feelings, man. 112 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,104 Especially for you. 113 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,270 What did you eat? 114 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,856 Robotic voice: Juicybar delivered. 115 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,108 Enjoy. 116 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,484 -You need to eat more fiber. 117 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,946 Oh man, that smells like a baby dook. 118 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:13,780 Phew! 119 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,782 -Suck gas, bitches. 120 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,451 -Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na, gasman! 121 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,702 -Dude, stop fucking around. 122 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,453 -Gasman! 123 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,955 -Gas ain't cheap, you know. 124 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,499 Man, this stuff smells almost as bad as you do. 125 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:28,628 -Do the crazy moves, like cool guy. 126 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:29,879 But I'm not. 127 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,423 -Fuck off. 128 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,926 -Dude, run! 129 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,427 -Hey guys, what's up? 130 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,392 -It's too hot for this. 131 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,395 -You guys ready to talk yet? 132 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,398 -I don't think he is. 133 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,025 -You guys got a lot of juicies, huh? 134 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,403 You must've been knee-deep in shit. 135 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,364 Too bad you're on our turf. 136 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,200 Our boss gets a cut of everything stolen here, or 137 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,451 didn't you get the memo? 138 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:03,746 -Hey. 139 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,581 -What? 140 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,748 -Wanna see a trick? 141 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,708 Got your penis. 142 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,875 -Very funny, Mr. Clean. 143 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,797 -Argh, that's just unnecessary, man. 144 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,262 -Oh, there's so much blood in my head. 145 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,934 -Listen up, rice ball, unless you want me to turn your 146 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,271 tongue into Sushi, bring the boss 100 juicies a day. 147 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,733 Man, you got cavities. 148 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,403 Now get to work and grow some hair. 149 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,615 -Bring them to our office, shiball city prison. 150 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,533 You got 'til sundown, fudgepackers. 151 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,122 -Let's go. 152 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,961 Oh, Jimmy says hi. 153 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,797 You can thank him for all those broken teeth. 154 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:55,964 -Ugh. 155 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,050 Jimmy. 156 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,094 -Bm stands for big money! 157 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,056 We're given the citizen who excretes the most a defecation 158 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,016 vacation at a luxury resort. 159 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,937 The complete package includes vip services, comp buffets, 160 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,898 and butt massages, and these lovely ladies! 161 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,358 -I love to poop! 162 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,817 -Ooh yeah. 163 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,818 You like that? 164 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:16,778 -Yes. 165 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:17,779 -You like that? 166 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:18,488 -Yes! 167 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,697 -You like that? 168 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:20,657 -Cut. 169 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,574 Cut! 170 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,533 -Huh? 171 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,077 -What do you think this is? 172 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,995 Some cheap, amateur, Internet porn? 173 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,248 I no. 174 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,584 This is a pornographic expenence. 175 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,420 Imagine his dick as a juicypop. 176 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,884 The story is about a girl who sacrifices her 177 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:44,806 anus to save the world. 178 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:48,726 They'll call it the greatest film ever created by the hands 179 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:49,978 of mankind. 180 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,607 I'm so pa... 181 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,527 Ssipak: Bullshit! 182 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,987 Aachi: Jimmy. 183 00:12:59,153 --> 00:12:59,988 Jimmy! 184 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,949 -Wha? 185 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,116 -Jimmy, wake up! 186 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,828 Hey, remember us? 187 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,246 -You sold us out. 188 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,941 Guard: Dr. Strange made mincemeat out of another 189 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,633 prison guard today. 190 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,344 -That sick old scientist. 191 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,972 If he hadn't created our special cyborg agent, I'd have 192 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,348 him cooked by now. 193 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,309 Put him in solitary so he can't play doctor 194 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,146 Frankenstein, and report that there have been no incidents. 195 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,397 -Yes ma'am. 196 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,613 Excellent work today with the diaper. 197 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:47,118 -My report, 99 kills, no survivors. 198 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,078 Now these back, nerd. 199 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,875 -Aren't robots supposed to have manners? 200 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,420 -Every citizen of shiball city's implanted with an anal 201 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,381 ring at birth, which monitors how much and 202 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,885 how often you defecate. 203 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,637 In return for your turds, you will receive delicious and 204 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:11,100 life sustaining juicypops for a long and happy life. 205 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:15,146 Removing the ring is punishable by death. 206 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,733 -Tape recorder, purple pickle, old shirts. 207 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,819 Man, I thought my room had some weird stuff in it. 208 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,408 -Dude, he's really fucked up. 209 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,660 Aachi: Then stop wasting juicies on him. 210 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,661 -Look at this. 211 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,247 His eyelids are so stretchy. 212 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,540 -All right, my turn. 213 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:42,090 Do I look like a bitch to you? 214 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,093 Old friend, you're in a lot of shit, man. 215 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,259 Shit, man. 216 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,097 Shit, man. Shit man. 217 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,598 Shit man. 218 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,100 Shit man. 219 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:14,747 -Yes. 220 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,000 I am shitman! 221 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:27,510 -This underwear really hurts my balls. 222 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:35,017 -Myjunk is twisted up like a rattlesnake! 223 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,978 -One, two. 224 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,229 Ah! 225 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,359 Wha? 226 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,610 Whoa! 227 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,365 -Oh man, he really stuck that landing. 228 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,075 Let's take him to a taller building. 229 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,578 -As much as I'd love to make asphalt guacamole out of him, 230 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,079 we need him for something else. 231 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,330 Come on. 232 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,509 -What the who? 233 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,012 -Maybe the sewer's on its period. 234 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,268 -How much further? 235 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,519 Uh. 236 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,357 -The mob is hiding out in the prison. 237 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,110 That's pretty god damn ironic if I say so 238 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,446 myself, right guys? 239 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,781 -All right, lights out. 240 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,575 -They keep raping us in here. 241 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,536 -Quiet down or I'm gonna rape you. 242 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,623 -Only the boss can take his shoes off. 243 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,292 Man: 80 juicybars from razor gang in section 3. 244 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,962 -80 juicybars from razor gang in section 3. 245 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,674 -25 juicybars from the cobra gang in section 4. 246 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,094 -25 juicybars from the cobra gang in section 4. 247 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,763 -Only 25 bars? 248 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,282 They're either lazy or they got tighter ass 249 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,099 holes than a frog. 250 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,560 -I'll let them know to loosen up. 251 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,563 -Wake up then, lady. 252 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,023 See who it is. 253 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,153 -Got a visitor, man. 254 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,655 -Ooh, she pretty. 255 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,906 Let her in. 256 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,743 -Oh my god. 257 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,832 Man: 258 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:30,917 What a beauty -what? 259 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,468 She's a he. 260 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,428 He's a she. 261 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,429 -What? 262 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,389 -Huh? 263 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,349 Jimmy, is that you? 264 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,017 -Huh? 265 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,769 -Are you out of your mind? 266 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,653 -What are you gonna do? 267 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,197 Charge me for smoking? 268 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,657 -Jimmy, no. 269 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,205 -Get him out of here. 270 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,541 -You're in for it now, pretty lady. 271 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,044 I'm gonna put this sharp thing way into your guts and stuff. 272 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:11,299 You're gonna bleed until you die! 273 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,968 -Oh my god, we should win an award for this. 274 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:19,056 Hey lady, time to bust a cap. 275 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,683 Break his knees. 276 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,685 Break his knees. 277 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,312 Break his knees! 278 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,563 -Huh? 279 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,526 Break his knees. 280 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,903 -We're climbing up a ladder. 281 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:33,904 -Ugh. 282 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,132 -We're climbing up a ladder! 283 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,449 -You freak. 284 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,456 I'm gonna cut you and make every day a victory! 285 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,466 -This is awesome. 286 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:17,031 -You just threw me out the window. 287 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,824 -Yeah, cause you're so ugly. 288 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,326 -How dare you? 289 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:27,708 -Now you're ugly and dead. 290 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,587 Don't worry, you'll heal up just fine. 291 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,563 -What are you kids looking at? 292 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,773 -Kids? 293 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,358 Hey, who you calling kids, grandma? 294 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,863 -Are you miss beautiful? 295 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:02,576 I loved you in paranormal asstivity, 1 and 3! 296 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,036 -Ssipak! 297 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,956 Come back here, you stupid horndog dick for brains! 298 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,916 We got a job to finish! 299 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,418 God damn! 300 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,555 -Show that crazy bitch, or bastard, or... 301 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,806 Right now! 302 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:26,684 -Huh? 303 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,102 Wha? 304 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,019 -Huh? 305 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:29,979 Huh? 306 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:30,855 What's going on? 307 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,773 Who's playing ping pong. 308 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,271 -Round up all the juicybars. 309 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,143 -Where am I? 310 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,899 What the... 311 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,400 Aliens? 312 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,864 Game over, man. 313 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,366 Game over! 314 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,759 Alien queen, get away from her, you bitch! 315 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,394 Announcer: Brotality. 316 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,354 -Uh oh. 317 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:52,037 -There are so many good ways to kill you. 318 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,204 -Please! 319 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:54,039 I'll do anything! 320 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,541 I was drugged! 321 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,792 -Aw, boo goo. 322 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,919 -When movie becomes a hit, I can pay you anything. 323 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,003 -Movie? 324 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,968 When "the heroine" goes number two, hundreds of juicybars 325 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,344 come flying out. 326 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,513 It's gonna be a movie gold! 327 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,850 Hundreds of juicybars with one dook? 328 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,560 How is that possible? 329 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:18,147 -W-Well, i-it's just a movie, you know, a... 330 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,315 -Bullshit! 331 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,150 Tell me how it works. 332 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,944 Tell me, or else you die. 333 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,031 -M-M-My movie's about Joan of arc, you know, and... and... 334 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:27,823 A-And... 335 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,490 And... 336 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,825 -Spit it out! 337 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,970 -Well, t-these scientists travel back in time and find 338 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,872 her, t-take out her anus chip, and reprogram it so that every 339 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,790 poop counts as 10,000 poops. 340 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,460 A-And then they put it back in her butt, and when she poops, 341 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,504 10,000 juicybars come gushing out as her reward. 342 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:46,300 S-So, you see, the people revere her as a god because 343 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,968 she has a magic anus! 344 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,262 -10,000 juicybars. 345 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,349 That's a terrible idea for a movie, but an 346 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:56,018 awesome idea for us. 347 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,312 -Dude, I don't know why you keep following this girl. 348 00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,813 She's way hotter than you. 349 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:00,980 -Shut up, man. 350 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,628 Aachi: Actors wanted for period drama. 351 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,404 Role requires great emotional depth and 352 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,698 willingness to poo on camera? 353 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,705 Ssipak: So, they poo on the camera? 354 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:12,618 -Ah, Jimmy. 355 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,994 Why won't you die? 356 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,996 He's like a cockroach. 357 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,582 -Dude, let's go beat him up in front of beautiful so she can 358 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:22,378 check out all my huge muscles and stuff. 359 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,129 Aachi: Ok. 360 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,049 Jimmy: So, this is Joan ofarc, and she was born 361 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,634 to save the world, ok? 362 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,259 A-And she... 363 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,970 And she's really pretty. 364 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,739 Then, a hunky time traveller shows up wearing pants, and he 365 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:34,932 says Joan of arc. 366 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,100 Show me your butt. 367 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,893 There's something wrong with it. 368 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,436 B-But... 369 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,643 But then Joan ofarc gets really angry, and she kicks 370 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:42,940 him in the balls. 371 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:46,777 But then god shows up... Th-that's me... and says, Joan 372 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:49,697 ofarc, your old butt chip is defective, but with this new 373 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:53,909 butt chip, if you poop, you'll get tons of juicybars, and it 374 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,369 will be sweet! 375 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,976 Beautiful: That's stupid. 376 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,415 It doesn't even make sense. 377 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:04,044 How about a woman who saves a man with her titties? 378 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,213 A rich man. 379 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,173 -This is my move. 380 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,384 -Well, I like it. 381 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,847 N-Now this is a high quality film. 382 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,433 With class. 383 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,144 We can't have boobs shaking around. 384 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,063 Just butts. 385 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,606 Junk in the trunk, as they say. 386 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,942 -Why do I care about butts when I've 387 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,694 got boobs like these? 388 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,657 Make it about tits, ok? 389 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,076 -Oh, no, you put that front butt away. 390 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:40,664 You wouldn't know a good film if you had sex with it. 391 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,350 Beautiful: Well, you would know good sex if it 392 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,917 had sex with you. 393 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,169 Ciao. 394 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,471 -Rock, paper, scissors. 395 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,723 Yeah. 396 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,434 Bend over, asshole. 397 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,394 You'll never bag a girl like beautiful. 398 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,481 The problem is, she thinks she's hot, spicy shit, and to 399 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,900 her, guys like you are just plain, lukewarm, shit. 400 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,486 You'll need a butt load of money to change that. 401 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:11,713 Ssipak: Yeah right. 402 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:12,737 My shit's on fire. 403 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,323 -Woo hoo hoo hoo. 404 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,326 Not a bad show in there. 405 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,328 -Oh my god, she's so naked. 406 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:19,870 Ssipak: Naked? 407 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,747 W-What? 408 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:22,914 Dude. 409 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,791 Let me see. 410 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:24,750 -No way. 411 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,669 We rock, paper, scissor'd. 412 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,381 Looks pretty small. 413 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,884 You sure she can crap big? 414 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,719 -Oh, she's full of it. 415 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,603 She can shit like 10 times a day, no problem. 416 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,437 Here, watch this. 417 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,884 We're gonna be drowning in poop. 418 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,528 -Beautiful! 419 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:58,033 -Oh my god, I think you broke my lumbar support. 420 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,868 -Jimmy is dead. 421 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,579 So dead. 422 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,081 -What are you doing? 423 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,791 I'm calling my manager. 424 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,508 -Hey guys. 425 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,759 Uh, run! 426 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,500 Beautiful: Ow, my butt hurts. 427 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,043 Ssipak: I wonder why. 428 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,713 -Hey, you guys part of that little blue man group? 429 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,547 -No way. 430 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,591 Do we look like midgets to you? 431 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:56,800 Hell no. 432 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,427 We were just walking by. 433 00:27:58,594 --> 00:27:59,678 -Perverts. 434 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:05,100 -You sure know how to pick them, you douche. 435 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,518 -Weirdos. 436 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,854 They better not have a hidden camera in here. 437 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,607 Damn it. 438 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,902 Announcer: You must be constipated. 439 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,946 -Yes. 440 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:21,074 Announcer: You think that will work? 441 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:30,959 Announcer: For constipation, goldlax and silverlax! 442 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,128 Beautiful: Shut up! 443 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,129 -She's not just a bitch. 444 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,923 She's a noisy bitch. 445 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:40,385 I say we just throw her back to the diapers. 446 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,095 -I think she likes me. 447 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:44,199 -All right, Romeo, but if we keep her, I get her juicybars 448 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,724 when she's done. 449 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,285 Robotic voice: Successful defecation. 450 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,353 Juicybar delivery in progress. 451 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,521 Your juicybar is being delivered. 452 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,148 Your juicybar is being... 453 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,399 Error. 454 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,778 Your error is being juicy. 455 00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:58,945 Oh shit! 456 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:06,620 -Oh man, something's wrong. 457 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:10,457 Uh, we have a code brown in sector 4. 458 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,168 All units in sector 4 respond, or whatever. 459 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:20,968 I've never seen so many juicypops before. 460 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:24,346 What did that pervert director do to my butt? 461 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:28,934 She's so pretty, beautiful, and hot. 462 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,101 Her tits. 463 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,896 They're pretty. 464 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,691 So that's why the diaper gang wanted her. 465 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:39,486 One dump and she gets tons of juicybars. 466 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,822 I get tons of juicybars. 467 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,032 I'm gonna be rich! 468 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,033 -Climb. 469 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,575 Climb. 470 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,118 Climb. 471 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:46,660 Climb. 472 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:47,202 Climb. 473 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:47,744 Climb. 474 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:48,287 Climb. 475 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:48,829 Climb. 476 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,872 Climb. 477 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,959 -Hey, baby what you need is a manager, someone to deal with 478 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,252 all those juicybars. 479 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:56,837 -Is this guy bothering you? 480 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,172 Because I can be your bodyguard. 481 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,173 And your lover? 482 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,591 -Hey. 483 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:03,510 This trip's for business, not pleasure, man. 484 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:04,761 -Some bodyguard. 485 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,722 You ran away from baby people. 486 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:10,767 -I was just getting my bike ready for the getaway. 487 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:11,768 -Get them! 488 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,729 Get them! 489 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:15,188 -More garden gnomes. 490 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,150 Run! 491 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,695 -Well, i-it's getting late, a-and I just ratted out my 492 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,113 friends again, and... 493 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,282 A-And this thong is chafing my num nums. 494 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:33,081 You know, maybe it's time you let me go home, your blueness. 495 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,876 -Stab you in the eye. 496 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,762 Hiya, ya, ya! 497 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:47,928 Hiya! 498 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,766 -I got so many student loans. 499 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,727 Hey diapers, keep the change! 500 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,250 -You got bullets in all my fish! 501 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,554 -I wonder what this lever does. 502 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,806 Fish! 503 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,198 -This is sidecar patrol. 504 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,408 The apartment's empty. 505 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:52,577 No signs of life on the street. 506 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:53,578 Oh shit. 507 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,830 The diapers. 508 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,592 -Save your bullets! 509 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,094 Find the girl. 510 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,099 -Where are we? 511 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,648 -What are you looking at me for? 512 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,066 Look at them! 513 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:37,539 Officer: We found this guy at the scene. 514 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:41,334 He's super dead, and his name was Jimmy, presumably killed 515 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:42,961 by the diaper gang. 516 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,672 I guess he used to be a porn director, but did a lot of 517 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,091 crime stuff to. 518 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,677 These two retards were also at the crime scene. 519 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:54,514 We thought they were homeless, but are actually low-grade 520 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,976 crooks, and if anyone knows about the juicybar error in 521 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,688 sector 4, it's probably them, even though they are retarded. 522 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,648 -Get to the point! 523 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,985 How did they get all those juicybars out? 524 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,529 -Uh, well, uh we have no leads. 525 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:10,322 -Shut up! 526 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,157 Mobilize everyone! 527 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,950 Bring them to me now. 528 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,643 -Found her. 529 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:04,894 -We found her! 530 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:11,151 At the apartment we raided, we located this suspect, 531 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,945 beautiful, who we believe the diaper gang were after. 532 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:17,115 The diaper gang cannot poop, so their need for juicybars 533 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,075 makes them a prime suspect. 534 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,995 If we capture beautiful, we might be able to finally crack 535 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:24,664 this case for good. 536 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,666 The SWAT team is standing by to track any 537 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,293 large juicybar deposits. 538 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,004 -Get to the point! 539 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:34,132 Will you catch her or not? 540 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,551 -I will try my best, of course. 541 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:40,597 If course you will, or you will die. 542 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,766 -You listen to me, Sonny friend. 543 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:46,186 You're talking to the brand new aachi, and now aachi's got 544 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:49,939 a watchie, and some necklaces, and a whole mess of customers 545 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,775 waiting to buy my juicypops. 546 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,861 Aw, but I guess if you want some, you can sneak in through 547 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:59,199 the back door so you don't embarrass me, with an old man 548 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,575 or whatever. 549 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,328 Beautiful, we got a new customer coming in. 550 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,956 Why don't you pinch out some more money loafs? 551 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,000 -Moron. 552 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,877 Next one's going on your head. 553 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,754 -What did you say? 554 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:13,921 What did you call me? 555 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,340 A mormon? 556 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,178 Officer: Shit. 557 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,472 All units drive like crazy to sector 6. 558 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,188 -Just rough them up a little. 559 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,357 And remember, my share is 75%. 560 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:37,611 -Ready? 561 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:38,654 Let's go. 562 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,867 -I got so many bullets for them to eat. 563 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,327 Let's go talk shit. 564 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,799 -Look at this guy. 565 00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,092 Bald and beautiful. 566 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,678 That's what they say, right? 567 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:02,887 -Shut up, ssipak. 568 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,641 -What the hell, man? 569 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:08,560 I told him to use the back door. 570 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,437 Front door's for strippers! 571 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,233 -Freeze! 572 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,444 -They're here for beautiful! 573 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:29,914 -Up on a limb, hands in the air, jump to your death. 574 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,709 -Who do you think you are? 575 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,002 -Where's the girl? 576 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:35,396 -Which one are you talking about? 577 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,589 I got too many girls to count. 578 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:38,590 -Repel. 579 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:38,882 Repel. 580 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:39,799 Repel. 581 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:40,592 Repel. 582 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,301 Repel. 583 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:42,844 -You'll be ok, sweetheart. 584 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,099 -Damn it. 585 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,893 Don't you know who I am? 586 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,203 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 587 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:52,437 Let's make a deal. 588 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,773 You like, uh, bribes? 589 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,238 I give up. 590 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,240 She's in the bathroom. 591 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,533 -Raid the bathroom! 592 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:12,873 -Oh geez. 593 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:14,833 Back, back, back. 594 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:22,550 -Huh? 595 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:29,974 Who the hell are you? 596 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,976 -Fuck this. 597 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:36,439 God damn this pirate leg. 598 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,609 What are you waiting for? 599 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:40,776 Move it. 600 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:43,862 Diapers? 601 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,073 They ruined my leg! 602 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,324 Argh! 603 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:03,716 -My money. 604 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:07,428 My money! 605 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,889 Did I just fart? 606 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,058 Yeah, I just farted. 607 00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:15,228 -We're dying in here. 608 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,229 -What are you doing? 609 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,689 Get in there and fight! 610 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,822 -Get down! 611 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:26,781 -Nobody move. 612 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,283 I have grenades! 613 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,294 -Oh shit. 614 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:48,844 -Aachi! 615 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:03,318 -It burns! 616 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,412 Brain trauma. 617 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:14,871 Huh? 618 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,456 -There they are! 619 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,623 Arrest them. 620 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,511 -Oh shit, more diapers! 621 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,324 -Two, three, four. 622 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:51,866 Kill. 623 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:52,450 Murder. 624 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:52,742 Headshot. 625 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:53,701 Miss. 626 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:53,993 Double kill. 627 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,160 Combo. 628 00:40:57,163 --> 00:41:01,250 Beautiful: I wish I never met you two idiots. 629 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,103 Ssipak: Don't say that, sweet pea. 630 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,213 You are my life now. 631 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,136 -You're a terrible driver. 632 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,100 -You're still alive? 633 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,768 Where did you go? 634 00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,604 -Aw, damn it. 635 00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:22,563 -Oh shit. 636 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:23,730 Diapers! 637 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,487 -Butt munch, you led them right to us. 638 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:30,405 -No I didn't. 639 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,700 They're the ones who followed me. 640 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,201 -You... 641 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:36,661 -Yeah, ass crab. 642 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:44,085 -Why are we riding up these stairs? 643 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,628 -I don't know. 644 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,256 We really should be riding on the road! 645 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:54,679 Oh screw. 646 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:55,680 We're fucked. 647 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:56,889 -You're my bodyguards. 648 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,850 Do something! 649 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,226 I'll save everyone. 650 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,270 -Oh, we're sitting in deep doo doo, dude. 651 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:05,982 They're after her butt. 652 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,233 -Seize them! 653 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,949 -Ssipak. 654 00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:15,491 -Aachi. 655 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:16,701 -Ssipak. 656 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:06,834 -Help! 657 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:07,627 Help. 658 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,087 Help! 659 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:13,049 Let me go, you cyborg dildo. 660 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,803 -Rock, paper, cyborg. 661 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,055 Get him. 662 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,014 Twist the leg. 663 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:20,890 Twist the leg. 664 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,350 Punch him in the mouth. 665 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,936 Shit. 666 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,604 Uh, my motorcycle's getting wet. 667 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:36,822 -Rah! 668 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,275 -Ugh, get off me. 669 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,527 Ah! 670 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,068 -[9i99iesi 671 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:43,319 you lose! 672 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,009 -Chaos in shiball city as the diapers run rampant. 673 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,345 Toilets in every sector are under attack. 674 00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,764 Female anchor: Police are overwhelmed by the diapers. 675 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:15,935 -We urge all citizens to continue their civic duties in 676 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,478 their homes. 677 00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:19,581 -They're just sweeping through the city like bees! 678 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:22,900 -You're pathetic, getting whipped by baby gnomes. 679 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,860 -Shit currently is crazy. 680 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,822 -Stop, I can't crap anymore. 681 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,281 Please not the dog food. 682 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,242 I poo better with cat food. 683 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,910 -Giddy up! 684 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,704 -Porn actress beautiful has been spotted with the diapers. 685 00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:37,206 Is she their new queen? 686 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,475 -Where are your previous juicybars now? 687 00:48:56,642 --> 00:49:02,648 You've been shitting on us for years, and now we're gonna 688 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:05,109 shit on you! 689 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,110 -Shit on you. 690 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,069 Shit on you. 691 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:10,072 Shit on you. 692 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,158 Aachi: God damn it! 693 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:14,410 I was on top of the world, and now look at us. 694 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,373 We're just on top of a building. 695 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,208 We're nothing without beautiful. 696 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,209 That bitch! 697 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,503 It's all her fault, though. 698 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,338 This sucks. 699 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:29,758 -You don't talk about beautiful that way. 700 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:32,553 She's perfect, and the only reason we had anything is 701 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,305 because of her magical butt. 702 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:35,973 -Magical butt? 703 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:38,642 The only thing she poops out anymore is trouble. 704 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:39,809 -Yeah? 705 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:40,436 And what did you ever do for us? 706 00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:41,770 You suck. 707 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:44,023 -You suck at everything, and you're stupid. 708 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,654 -I'm going. 709 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:51,655 -What? 710 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,824 Where are you going? 711 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,201 -To save beautiful. 712 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:56,410 -What? 713 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:58,913 I told you, you really are stupid. 714 00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:00,432 The cops couldn't beat the diapers. 715 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:02,500 What the hell are you gonna do? 716 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:06,003 -I'm going to beat them up myself, with or without you, 717 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,005 with both hands if! Have to. 718 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:11,967 And even if they keep coming, I'm not gonna stop. 719 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,134 -What? 720 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,489 I realize what I said, but, uh, I'm gonna 721 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:16,180 keep going with it. 722 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,807 Sh-shut up. 723 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:21,644 -You dumb romantic! 724 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:25,064 You can't beat off the whole world! 725 00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:26,431 Ssipak: Yes I can! 726 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:38,244 -There seems to be a traitor among us, because now we suck 727 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,371 at fighting diaper babies! 728 00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,516 -It's my duty to inform you that anyone not wearing 729 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,749 sunglasses is a traitor. 730 00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:47,336 As you can see, I've got two pair on my face. 731 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:48,712 -Enough! 732 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,047 Anyone can wear sunglasses. 733 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:52,967 You could all be traitors! 734 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:57,805 I think it's time to implement plr, plan last resort. 735 00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,618 -I'm so dizzy. 736 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:31,088 -Doctor, you look dizzy. 737 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:34,049 Have you been spinning or drinking? 738 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,135 -I've been spinning. 739 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,511 You just saw me. 740 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:43,726 I suppose you want me to fix the robot. 741 00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:46,145 If you bring him back to life, there 742 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,980 will be no more spinning. 743 00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:51,400 I promise. 744 00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:57,740 I'm happy and also, bring me beer, woman. 745 00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:58,906 As you wish, doctor. 746 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:00,117 As you wish. 747 00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:04,913 -Here we go. 748 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,335 Right. 749 00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:16,884 Remember the plan. 750 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,303 Aachi kicks down the door. 751 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,989 I don't need ssipak to steal these juicypops. 752 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:23,599 He can beat off people all he wants, but he's not 753 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:25,309 gonna beat off me. 754 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:29,521 -Occu pied. 755 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:30,981 Occupado. 756 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:32,149 Busy in here. 757 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:33,556 -One, two, three, shuttle kick. 758 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:39,406 -What the? 759 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,158 You? 760 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,661 You're that little turd burglar! 761 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:44,662 -What's that? 762 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:45,828 -Me too. 763 00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:46,871 -Nice hair, goku. 764 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:47,414 Have a good night... 765 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:48,581 -You look like an elf. 766 00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:49,958 -Where's your bald friend now? 767 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:18,028 Ssipak: Where is she? 768 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,738 Where did you creeps take her? 769 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:23,450 Tell me where my beautiful is, or I'll pop your head like a 770 00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:24,159 balloon. 771 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:24,993 -Who are you? 772 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,245 -Where's beautiful? 773 00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:29,331 Tell me where my love boat has sailed. 774 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,273 -Eat motorcycle! 775 00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:18,672 My bike! 776 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:21,216 What am I supposed to drive chicks around in now? 777 00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:29,850 -Aachi, what the hell are you doing here? 778 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,435 -Letting you apologize. 779 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,645 -Not until I beat up all these midgets. 780 00:54:33,812 --> 00:54:35,230 -Do you realize how that sounds? 781 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:36,690 -Like I'm buff as hell. 782 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:37,857 -Really? 783 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,544 'Cause it sounds like you're gay as hell. 784 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,153 -Least I'm trying to save beautiful. 785 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,863 -By beating people off? 786 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:46,575 -Shut up or I'll beat you off. 787 00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:54,249 -Hoo hoo hoo. 788 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:59,880 I love building robots, all day long. 789 00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,340 Even more than spinning. 790 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:18,232 -If you bring the scientist who created your cyborg, I'll 791 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,734 kill the police chief. 792 00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,612 -And I want a super awesome looking hang glider. 793 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:26,240 -It's yours, but if you're planning on betraying me, I 794 00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:29,660 will betray you first, and by betray, I mean murder the shit 795 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:30,869 out of you. 796 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:32,830 That's how I betray people. 797 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:33,996 -That sounds terrible. 798 00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:35,290 I will never betray you. 799 00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:38,043 And I really can't wait for that hang glider. 800 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,545 I'll be ready for you tonight. 801 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,055 -Now do you feel like talking? 802 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:51,056 Hm hm? 803 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:54,017 -I peed in all your clothes. 804 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,686 -Where's your hideout? 805 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,980 Tell me, or I'll use bleach next time, and it's 806 00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:00,190 gonna burn so bad. 807 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,942 -I know nothing. 808 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,735 I am god. 809 00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:05,070 -He's not gonna talk. 810 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:08,782 I think he pooped his pants. 811 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:11,076 -They got these diapers trained good. 812 00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,662 What do you say we just kill him. 813 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:15,789 No, no, no, no! 814 00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:23,088 -Doctor. 815 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:26,466 From now on, you work for me. 816 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:30,679 -Working for the mutants, eh? 817 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,765 Well, the robot's already done. 818 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:35,225 Heh. 819 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,644 Sure, as long as you don't spin me. 820 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,605 -Go spin him. 821 00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:40,397 -Spin. 822 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:40,689 Spin. 823 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:41,440 Spin. 824 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:42,232 Spin. 825 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:43,599 -When will you kill the chief? 826 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,072 -I wanted the pleasure of killing you, 827 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,534 and now I have it. 828 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:55,329 -When will you kill the chief? 829 00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:58,123 When will you kill the chief? 830 00:56:58,290 --> 00:57:01,752 When will you kill the chief? 831 00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:03,605 Diaper king: Even your own men want you dead. 832 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:07,799 If you want to find us, come to the desert. 833 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,678 -How dare you betray me before I betray you? 834 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,096 -Ma'am. 835 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,432 Ma'am, we can't find the doctor. 836 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:23,083 -Argh, I think my eyeballs are boiling. 837 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,751 -She's nearby. 838 00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:26,503 My boner's a divining rod. 839 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,213 Aachi: That's gross, man. 840 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,426 -Attack! 841 00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:08,628 -Oh shit, world war iv. 842 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:11,173 The cops and the diapers are going at it. 843 00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:13,050 Dude, we are gonna die. 844 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,926 We should leave, like, right now. 845 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:16,094 Screw juicybars. 846 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:17,261 I wanna live. 847 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:18,638 -You're being a puss. 848 00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:20,125 The love of my life is down there. 849 00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:21,058 I'm not leaving without her. 850 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:22,267 -Don't be a hero. 851 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:23,769 You'll get us both killed. 852 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:25,187 No, do it yourself. 853 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:26,938 I don't wanna die. 854 00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,630 -Now deploying inflatable torpedo. 855 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,853 -Geko, you fool, you'll kill us all. 856 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,063 -Get out of here! 857 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,564 Get out of here! 858 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,074 -Shit! 859 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,411 -What the fuck? 860 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:14,880 -Ow, my brain. 861 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,051 -Group hug! 862 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:22,739 -He's so fast! 863 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:32,165 This is a really weird wrestling match. 864 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:35,669 -How about we just give up? 865 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:41,132 Dude, I really hope there's not a mine cart coming up. 866 01:02:41,299 --> 01:02:42,384 -Me too! 867 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:46,721 -What? 868 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:47,597 So ironic! 869 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,600 -I hate mine carts! 870 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:53,061 Actually, this is kinda fun! 871 01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,878 -Think you can take me alive? 872 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,213 Over my dead body. 873 01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:25,176 Argh! 874 01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,229 Aachi: All this for a girl? 875 01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:02,547 No wonder I'm single! 876 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,049 -Shut up. 877 01:04:04,215 --> 01:04:05,050 Huh? 878 01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:07,052 Beautiful? 879 01:04:07,218 --> 01:04:08,511 -Would you stop talking crap? 880 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,766 -Beautiful! 881 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,696 Grab my hand! 882 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:27,947 Hold on. 883 01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:37,095 Ssipak: Hurry, pull her in. 884 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,412 Aachi: We gotta pull your fat ass in first! 885 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:47,879 How have we not pulled her in yet? 886 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,839 She's like all the way in the cart. 887 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,090 -Do something! 888 01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,072 Beautiful! 889 01:07:37,929 --> 01:07:39,305 -Ooh hoo. 890 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,557 Welcome to the party. 891 01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:55,655 -Robot's coming over. 892 01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:57,115 Get ready! 893 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:58,116 -Roger over. 894 01:07:58,283 --> 01:07:59,367 Get ready! 895 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:10,753 -Since we're about to die, I just wanted to tell you, I 896 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,255 think beautiful's hot! 897 01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:16,217 -Me too. 898 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,515 -Robot's coming! 899 01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:24,475 -Coming? 900 01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:25,642 -Ready! 901 01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:31,877 Diaper king: You've been a butt slut! 902 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:35,838 I've been patient until now, but we've run out of time. 903 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:40,176 I need that ring out of your sweet ass, so I can have all 904 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,762 the juicybars to myself! 905 01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:51,437 -Don't touch her. 906 01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:54,065 -That ring is mine, you burn victim. 907 01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:57,610 But first, you die! 908 01:09:57,777 --> 01:09:59,112 Argh! 909 01:09:59,278 --> 01:09:59,904 -Oh, man, weird. 910 01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,406 Who threw that? 911 01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:31,601 -What? 912 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,856 Die, little monster! 913 01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,357 Die! 914 01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:46,784 -You. 915 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:48,619 -Ssipak, isn't that... 916 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:49,786 -Jimmy. 917 01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,223 Aachi: Jimmy's a robot cop? 918 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,249 -I killed you with my bare hands. 919 01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:57,962 Let go! 920 01:10:58,129 --> 01:11:01,048 You filthy bastard! 921 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:02,759 Why won't you die? 922 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,237 -Piece of shit. 923 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:28,201 What the hell? 924 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,419 -Later, gator. 925 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:40,755 -Get back here, you big, blue asshole! 926 01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,510 -Boo! 927 01:11:47,428 --> 01:11:49,639 Well, that was easy. 928 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:52,350 -Huh? 929 01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:54,852 -Come fight me like a man, bitch! 930 01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:56,562 -Beautiful. 931 01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,564 Beautiful! 932 01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:00,274 -Get over here. 933 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:01,275 -All right, shit man. 934 01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:03,528 Time to save the world. 935 01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:23,047 -Take that! 936 01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:24,757 -Hey, the elevator stopped. 937 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,759 That was lucky. 938 01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,719 -Very fiesty. 939 01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:29,971 You like it rough? 940 01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:31,472 Me too! 941 01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:37,645 I am your master. 942 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,647 Say it! 943 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,447 -This song rules. 944 01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,118 -We're not making cheap hotel porn here. 945 01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:36,621 I told you guys to do it right! 946 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,084 Robotic voice: You're charged with unlawful assembly, 947 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:43,451 conspiracy, and assassination. 948 01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:46,547 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 949 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:26,587 -Whoa! 950 01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:31,049 -Whoa! 951 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:45,648 -Help. 952 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:46,815 Help! 953 01:14:58,995 --> 01:14:59,995 Help! 954 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,039 -Beautiful. 955 01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:03,541 Just a little bit further. 956 01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:08,963 -Where am I? What is this? 957 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:09,964 -You idiot. 958 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:12,717 You'll kill us both! 959 01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:14,719 I didn't do anything. 960 01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:16,220 I swear! 961 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:20,182 Please, get it off! 962 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:22,184 I just came back to life. 963 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,895 I don't wanna die. 964 01:15:25,062 --> 01:15:27,148 -I hate you! 965 01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:38,826 -Beautiful, you can do it. 966 01:15:38,993 --> 01:15:41,328 -Dude, I can't hold on. 967 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,748 Ssipak: You have to. 968 01:15:43,914 --> 01:15:44,999 -I can't. 969 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,751 -Damn it! 970 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:47,752 -Save yourselves. 971 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:49,003 -I won't let you go. 972 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:49,962 I love you. 973 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,714 -I love you too. 974 01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,181 I have to find a stop. 975 01:16:00,347 --> 01:16:01,682 -Be patient, baby. 976 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:02,933 We're almost there. 977 01:16:04,602 --> 01:16:05,996 We gotta find you a real toilet for that 978 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:08,272 million dollar ass. 979 01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,357 -What are you so happy about? 980 01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:12,026 -There's no competition left. 981 01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:13,944 Whole city's ours now. 982 01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:14,904 Ha ha. 983 01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:16,280 -Ours, huh? 984 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:17,698 -That's right, ours. 985 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,034 My brains, ssipak's pecs, and your ass. 986 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:22,036 -Who asked you to be my partner? 987 01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:24,288 -Well, you need a manager, right? 988 01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:25,498 Big city, lots of money. 989 01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:27,124 Someone to deal with your business. 990 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:28,626 Ha, get it? 991 01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:31,087 -Dude, you tell the shittiest jokes. 992 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:34,090 -Standard management fee is 10%. 993 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:35,341 -I can live with that. 994 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:36,842 Let's get you to a toiler. 995 01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:39,095 Don't wanna be losing steaming piles of money on 996 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,346 the side of the road! 997 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:41,305 Beautiful: Hey, my butts 998 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,057 supporting you lazy bums. 999 01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:45,559 You've gotta treat it with respect. 1000 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:49,522 Ssipak: You must treat all butts with respect. 1001 01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:09,398 Dr. Strange: This song rules. 60529

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