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Well, happy Spirit Week, children.
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Kindly have your money ready
to give to Tina for Jeans Day.
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Fifty cents is a small price to pay
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to show your school spirit.
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ADULT MARK: Spirit Week!
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Five whole days to
show how much we loved
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the place we hated.
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- [LOUD SNAP]
- [STUDENTS GASP]
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The only spirit you should
be concerned with, children,
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is the Holy Spirit!
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The purpose of Jeans Day
is to raise funds to replace
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the broken hand on our
statue of Saint Bonaventure.
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Not to... [SCOFFS]
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"Express yourselves."
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ADULT MARK: I didn't even own jeans.
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I liked having a uniform.
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My fashion sense was second to none,
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and that "nun" was Sister Rose!
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SISTER ROSE: When we
give up our uniforms,
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we give up our most precious gift.
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Our uniformity.
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Our sameness as Catholics
is what makes us unique!
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When our lord was crucified,
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the two men beside him
were also wearing crosses.
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Nice jeans. What kind are they?
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Guess.
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Levi's?
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Lees? Wranglers?
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Oh, well, it's all for a good cause.
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I wonder what happened
to the statue's hand.
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Heh, maybe Sister Rose strapped it off.
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Wait...
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Where are your jeans?
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Oh, I don't own any.
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You know, I'm more of a slacks man.
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[LAUGHTER]
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FOX: How do you not have jeans?
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- What are you, a nun?
- [LAUGHTER]
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MS. FOWLER: All right, settle, settle.
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ADULT MARK: The last thing
I needed was another reason
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to be made fun of.
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I desperately needed a
new outfit to fit in!
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Kids were finally able to
show their individuality...
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By hanging out with other
kids dressed just like them.
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Jeans Day had split the student
population into two groups:
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Bangers and preps.
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The only other gang was...
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Me.
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RITCHIE: All right. See ya.
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ADULT MARK: The only guy
in worse pants was Ritchie.
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MARK: Oh, what happened to your jeans?
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Did you fall off your skateboard?
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RITCHIE: No. I bought 'em like this.
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Hope you got a discount.
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Dude! This is fashion!
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Are you sure?
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'Cause I don't think there's
enough fabric to qualify.
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MIDDLE FOX: Whoops.
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You got holes in your jeans!
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I know.
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Yeah? Well, good, 'cause...
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They actually look pretty deadly.
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RITCHIE: Thank you.
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You're welcome...
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Dick!
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RITCHIE: Hey!
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See, he likes 'em!
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Please don't take fashion
advice from morons.
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Oh...
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I should take it from
the only kid in slacks?
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Just so you know, we think
your jeans are wicked.
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GIRLS: Hi!
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ADULT MARK: That was it.
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I had to get jeans.
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But what kind?
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Black jeans!
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I had found my own personal style.
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It was Gary's!
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? Auntie Mary had a canary,
up the leg of her drawers! ?
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? When she was
creeping, he was peeping ?
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? Up the leg of her drawers! ?
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What are you so happy about?
You finally divorcing him?
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I've been asked to join the
St. Bridget's choral group.
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Isn't that for nuns?
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Well, their "herd," or
whatever it's called,
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dying out.
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Sister Rose said she heard me
in church and said I'll do, so...
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They need new blood!
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Yeah! To suck on.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Mom, Dad...
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I'm getting older now,
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and I think it's time
that I owned jeans.
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Jeans? Good God!
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What's wrong with the pair
of pants you've got on now?
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Everyone at school has jeans now!
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The nuns have lost total control.
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It's a mad house!
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Mike, maybe you could
lend your brother...
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Nope.
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POP: You know, I was 15 before
I got my second pair of pants.
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And that was only because
poor Uncle Edmund died.
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Please!
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If I go to school wearing
dress pants tomorrow,
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I'll never live it down.
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Mom, will you take me?
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Well, I have my first
choir practice tonight,
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so your father will have
to take you shopping.
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MIKE SR.: [SIGHS]
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All right, I'll make sure he gets a...
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Suitable pair of dungarees.
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[SIGHS]
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[ORGAN MUSIC]
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Oh, it's so nice to
get out of the house.
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My crowd's got me drove!
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SISTER ROSE: Attention, vocalists!
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The outside world is slipping.
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This is where jeans leads us:
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A nuns' choir without nuns.
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Since there's no time to rehearse,
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we'll be singing a
simple song to the tune of
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"She'll be coming around the mountain."
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Oh, that sounds fun!
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It most certainly is not!
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More nun, less fun.
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And a-one, and a-two...
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MIKE SR.: All right,
let's go. Cab is here.
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ADULT MARK: Jeans!
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I was over the moon, thinking
of how everyone would react
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the next day at school.
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? What if I were Romeo in black jeans? ?
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? What if I was heathcliff? ?
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? It's no myth! ?
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? Maybe she's just looking for ?
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? Someone to dance with... ?
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Where'd you get your jeans, Mark?
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They make everyone
else's look like garbage!
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?
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Indeed they do, Ritchie.
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Wait! Don't sit.
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Let us see your jeans for
just a little bit longer?
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? Looking for some parallel ?
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? Can be an endless game. ?
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[SLOW APPLAUSE]
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No more homework for
you from now on, Mark!
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Beautiful dungarees!
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Are you sure this is the right place?
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We should find an adequate pair
of dungaree work pants here.
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Will they even carry my size?
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I hope not. You need to grow into 'em.
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Oh, here we go.
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Oh, do you like, uh, blue...
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Or more blue?
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Ooh...
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"Irregular"!
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That sounds like a pretty good brand.
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I... I don't think
"irregulars" is a brand.
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? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when he comes! ?
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? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when he comes! ?
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? He'll be coming down from Heaven! ?
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? It's too late for confession! ?
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? He'll be coming down... ?
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Stop, stop!
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[SIGHS] That was atrocious.
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- MS. FOWLER: What...
- SISTER ROSE: Again.
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? He'll be coming down from Heaven... ?
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I said sing it!
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Not kill it.
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[CHOIR GASPS]
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? He'll be coming down... ?
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SISTER ROSE: Enough!
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You try.
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? He'll be coming down from Heaven, ?
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? Too late for confession! ?
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? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when he comes! ?
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Congratulations, Mary.
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It's your solo now.
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MARY: Oh!
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SISTER ROSE: Can't be
any worse now, can it?
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Oh...
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Will you come out?
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MARK: I'd rather not, if you don't mind.
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Mark!
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Well, come over here
where I can see 'em.
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[GROANS]
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ADULT MARK: The old man bought pants
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the way some people would buy a car.
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They handle well.
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Solid construction.
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Should get a few miles out of them, eh?
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What do you think?
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They're loud.
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Pants shouldn't be loud.
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And the fabric, it's...
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Chafing me.
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I think we should keep looking.
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They're fine.
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MARK: What... ?
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Got a good waist. Plenty of allowance.
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Lots of length there.
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Look, we can tape up the
bottoms until you grow into 'em.
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How's your penis?
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Is there room for your
penis? Where's your penis?
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Stop talking about the penis!
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It's fine!
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I'll take 'em.
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Good!
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Do you people take a cheque?
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- MARK: [SIGHS]
- MIKE SR.: Go change.
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- MARK: Uh...
- MIKE SR.: Go on!
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CLERK: Do you have ID?
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MIKE SR.: I don't have any ID!
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?
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?
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[LAUGHTER]
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I don't get it.
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I've got black jeans just like him.
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He's got Levi's.
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And you've got...
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A sack with legs?
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Watch out, boys!
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If the wind picks up, he'll
end up down by the harbour.
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[LAUGHTER]
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ADULT MARK: When it
came to fashion sense,
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I had been beaten senseless.
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Is he gone?
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You'd better lay low
for a little bit longer.
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Maybe change schools?
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What type of jeans are they?
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No-name hand-me-downs.
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I just bedazzled them.
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Ah!
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Concise.
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Look at those suck holes.
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At least with the uniforms,
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nobody can tell how
much money you got...
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Or don't got.
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ADULT MARK: Now, at least,
there were three groups:
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Bangers, preps, and us.
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I don't get fashion.
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Ritchie's jeans are held together
by safety pins and he's famous!
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For what it's worth, I think
your jeans are "bedazzl-ing."
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Yours aren't all that bad, either.
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They're cute.
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You could grow into them.
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You think?
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Yeah, they'll fit real
nice when you're 47.
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You could also wear them
over your snowsuit in winter.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Ugh... they're leaking.
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All right, ladies, from the top.
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? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when he comes. ?
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? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when he comes. ?
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? He'll be coming down from Heaven, ?
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? It's too late for confession. ?
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? He'll be coming down from... ?
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A-ha!
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It's you!
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Perhaps your solo has
made you over-confident.
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? This is your nooote... ?
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? This is my nooote... ?
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No.
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? This is your nooote... ?
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00:11:09,893 --> 00:11:13,027
? That's the same nooote... ? ?
266
00:11:14,731 --> 00:11:16,430
Again.
267
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,900
One, two, three...
268
00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:20,869
? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when... ?
269
00:11:21,004 --> 00:11:22,036
- [LOUD SNAP]
- [CHOIR GASPS]
270
00:11:22,105 --> 00:11:23,538
No!
271
00:11:23,673 --> 00:11:29,377
Perhaps it would be better if you
just mimed the lyrics for this part.
272
00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:33,214
? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when he comes! ?
273
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:35,450
Sing, Mary!
274
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[MARY MOUTHING WORDS]
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SISTER ROSE: Silently...
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? He'll be coming down from Heaven... ?
277
00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:47,128
?
278
00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:49,331
ADULT MARK: If Fox could
bedazzle her jeans,
279
00:11:49,466 --> 00:11:50,665
so could I.
280
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,600
Couldn't be that hard.
281
00:11:55,372 --> 00:11:56,437
[DOOR OPENS]
282
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,007
Hey, my bladder doesn't wear a watch!
283
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,942
- MARK: Uh...
- POP: What are you doing?
284
00:12:00,978 --> 00:12:02,743
Fashion?
285
00:12:02,779 --> 00:12:04,546
Fashion! Huh.
286
00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:08,617
You know, when I was a boy,
I used to dress to impress.
287
00:12:08,619 --> 00:12:11,285
Why do you think I took
dead Uncle Edmund's pants?
288
00:12:11,321 --> 00:12:12,954
Took?
289
00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:17,425
Ah, you know, I always thought
that clothes made the man.
290
00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:19,961
Well, what do these jeans make me?
291
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,630
Ooh, ahh.
292
00:12:21,632 --> 00:12:24,165
Listen, I'll help you with
these, but now I need to whiz.
293
00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:25,567
Out, out!
294
00:12:25,569 --> 00:12:28,770
MARK: Okay!
295
00:12:28,905 --> 00:12:32,873
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
296
00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:34,976
A little more bleach.
297
00:12:35,111 --> 00:12:38,647
ADULT MARK: It was a case of
the blind leading the blind.
298
00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:41,783
Pop was beating my
pants fashion-senseless.
299
00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:42,984
That should do it.
300
00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:44,652
ADULT MARK: I was a slacks man...
301
00:12:44,721 --> 00:12:46,220
A crisp pleat, a sharp cuff,
302
00:12:46,256 --> 00:12:48,122
and a nice break around the shoe.
303
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,658
That I understood.
304
00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:53,361
This'll shrink them up nicely.
305
00:12:53,363 --> 00:12:55,497
?
306
00:12:55,632 --> 00:12:57,865
ADULT MARK: But denim just
wasn't in my "Jean" pool.
307
00:12:57,901 --> 00:12:59,000
Nice.
308
00:12:59,002 --> 00:13:02,337
Ah, yes! Right.
309
00:13:02,472 --> 00:13:04,206
ADULT MARK: So I had to
stand there and watch
310
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,941
as Pop drowned my pants
in his own "Jean" pool.
311
00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:08,343
Ah...
312
00:13:08,478 --> 00:13:10,144
Ah, needs a...
313
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,647
A slight trim.
314
00:13:12,782 --> 00:13:16,651
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
315
00:13:18,622 --> 00:13:21,756
Just because we are
letting... [INAUDIBLE]
316
00:13:21,891 --> 00:13:24,191
[SOUND OF CRYING]
317
00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:31,166
You okay, my dear?
318
00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,101
Sister Rose has had it out for me
319
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,036
ever since I left the order.
320
00:13:35,038 --> 00:13:37,505
That's why she gave you my solo.
321
00:13:37,641 --> 00:13:40,041
Well, I do have a pretty good voice.
322
00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:42,143
- No, it's 'cause of me.
- Oh, well...
323
00:13:42,278 --> 00:13:44,346
She expects us to be as holy as she is.
324
00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:46,114
Ah! Holy?
325
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,581
Please.
326
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,184
That old hag's been trying
to bone Mark's grandfather
327
00:13:50,253 --> 00:13:52,753
for the last 50 years.
328
00:13:52,789 --> 00:13:56,590
I'd say it's time we knocked
her off her high cross.
329
00:13:57,928 --> 00:14:00,795
SISTER ROSE: [STERNLY] Sister Cecilia...
330
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:03,097
Look, can I be honest?
331
00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:07,735
Clothes don't make the man.
332
00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:09,004
Seriously?
333
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,138
POP: Why would you trust a man
334
00:14:11,174 --> 00:14:14,943
who buys his clothes from estate sales?
335
00:14:14,945 --> 00:14:16,811
[SIGHS]
336
00:14:16,813 --> 00:14:20,281
I mean... they don't look that bad.
337
00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:22,616
MIDDLE FOX: They look so bad!
338
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,487
[LAUGHTER]
339
00:14:27,524 --> 00:14:30,358
ADULT MARK: Only your
friends can betray you.
340
00:14:30,427 --> 00:14:32,427
Et tu, Ritchie?
341
00:14:32,562 --> 00:14:36,230
?
342
00:14:36,232 --> 00:14:38,132
There you are.
343
00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:40,768
I had to follow the sound
of your jeans to find you.
344
00:14:40,904 --> 00:14:42,370
My jeans are perfectly adequate!
345
00:14:42,505 --> 00:14:44,539
Ample waist, generous hem, and...
346
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,976
And... ?
347
00:14:49,012 --> 00:14:50,778
Your jeans are the weird ones!
348
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,780
And you're acting like
it doesn't even bother you
349
00:14:52,816 --> 00:14:55,649
that you're different!
350
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,319
Wow.
351
00:14:58,388 --> 00:15:01,856
You know, I'm always
going to look different,
352
00:15:01,858 --> 00:15:05,426
so what's a little rip in my pants?
353
00:15:05,462 --> 00:15:06,561
Ritchie...
354
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:08,395
RITCHIE: If I'm going to stand out,
355
00:15:08,397 --> 00:15:10,598
it might as well be
for something I chose.
356
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:11,932
I-I didn't mean...
357
00:15:11,968 --> 00:15:16,070
I'm not dressing to
impress anyone but myself!
358
00:15:16,073 --> 00:15:18,206
You should try it,
359
00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:20,575
instead of trying to
be like everyone else!
360
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:25,546
?
361
00:15:25,582 --> 00:15:28,416
I...
362
00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:36,958
ADULT MARK: The more I tried to fit in,
363
00:15:37,027 --> 00:15:38,526
the more alone I was.
364
00:15:41,164 --> 00:15:44,599
Then he said that I was trying
to be like everyone else!
365
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,367
Well, were you?
366
00:15:46,436 --> 00:15:51,239
Not everyone. Just... most of them.
367
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,240
Hm.
368
00:15:53,276 --> 00:15:55,176
You know...
369
00:15:55,311 --> 00:15:58,112
The first time I saw your grandmother,
370
00:15:58,181 --> 00:15:59,714
she was wearing a dress
371
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:02,317
that she'd made out of curtain scraps.
372
00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:07,855
I thought it was beautiful.
373
00:16:09,993 --> 00:16:11,459
But it was only beautiful
374
00:16:11,461 --> 00:16:14,161
because she was the
one who was wearing it.
375
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,066
So I think your friend is right.
376
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:21,068
Life is short.
377
00:16:21,104 --> 00:16:23,671
So you wear whatever the heck it is
378
00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:27,942
that makes you feel like you.
379
00:16:28,077 --> 00:16:29,677
[SIGHS]
380
00:16:29,713 --> 00:16:33,548
[PHONE RINGING]
381
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,015
Hello?
382
00:16:35,051 --> 00:16:36,618
MARK: Uh, hello, Mr. Perez.
383
00:16:36,753 --> 00:16:37,753
MR. PEREZ: Yes?
384
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,353
Can I speak to Ritchie, please?
385
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,921
MR. PEREZ: No, sorry.
386
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:43,624
It's a school night, and Ritchie
doesn't have white parents.
387
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,493
MARK: Could you pass on a message, then?
388
00:16:45,628 --> 00:16:48,295
Mm-hm?
389
00:16:48,331 --> 00:16:53,501
Tell him that I was jealous and that...
390
00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:55,703
I was trying to be someone I wasn't,
391
00:16:55,772 --> 00:16:59,106
and that someone wasn't a good friend.
392
00:16:59,176 --> 00:17:02,109
I'm sorry.
393
00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:05,246
And if he can find it in
his heart to forgive me,
394
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:10,585
I'll never let something as stupid
as jeans get between us again.
395
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,786
Thank you.
396
00:17:15,091 --> 00:17:17,659
[SIGHS]
397
00:17:17,794 --> 00:17:19,861
Ritchie!
398
00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:20,995
Mark called!
399
00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:22,363
He said he's sorry.
400
00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:23,764
About what?
401
00:17:26,102 --> 00:17:27,768
He didn't say.
402
00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:36,010
?
403
00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:39,681
?
404
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,949
You look cool.
405
00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:43,217
Very stylish.
406
00:17:43,286 --> 00:17:45,119
Very you.
407
00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:48,356
You don't look too bad yourself!
408
00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:52,693
?
409
00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:55,162
Wait...
410
00:17:55,198 --> 00:17:58,299
I have an idea.
411
00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:02,770
? What if I were Romeo in black jeans? ?
412
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:05,173
? What if I was heathcliff? ?
413
00:18:05,308 --> 00:18:08,009
? It's no myth! ?
414
00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:10,945
? Maybe she's just looking for ?
415
00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,814
? Someone to dance with! ?
416
00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:15,483
?
417
00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:20,521
I am happy to announce that we've raised
418
00:18:20,523 --> 00:18:23,390
enough money to buy a replacement hand
419
00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:26,261
for the statue of Saint Bonaventure!
420
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,930
[SINGLE PERSON CLAPS]
421
00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:32,834
Yes, well, move it along now.
422
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:36,537
And now we must exorcize this spirit.
423
00:18:36,539 --> 00:18:39,073
So, without further ado,
424
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:44,012
please welcome the St.
Bridget's nuns' choir...
425
00:18:44,147 --> 00:18:46,814
And others.
426
00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:48,650
[IN A WHISPER] Mark! Mark...
427
00:18:48,785 --> 00:18:50,217
MARY: It's me!
428
00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:58,759
CHOIR: ? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when he comes! ?
429
00:18:58,795 --> 00:19:03,531
? He'll be coming down
from Heaven when he comes! ?
430
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,399
And Mary...
431
00:19:08,071 --> 00:19:10,705
MS. FOWLER: ? ... Be
coming down from Heaven, ?
432
00:19:10,707 --> 00:19:13,975
? He'll be coming down from
Heaven when he comes! ?
433
00:19:13,977 --> 00:19:16,310
MARY: One, two, three!
434
00:19:16,445 --> 00:19:18,012
? And they'll toil in fire
forever when he comes! ?
435
00:19:18,081 --> 00:19:19,480
[MUTTERING ANGRILY]
436
00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:21,949
? And they'll toil in fire
forever when he comes! ?
437
00:19:21,985 --> 00:19:23,884
- MS. FOWLER: ? When he comes! ?
- SISTER ROSE: No!
438
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,252
? And they'll toil in fire forever... ?
439
00:19:25,288 --> 00:19:26,420
SISTER ROSE: Stop it! Stop it!
440
00:19:26,489 --> 00:19:27,522
Stop it right now!
441
00:19:27,657 --> 00:19:29,023
Stop it!
442
00:19:29,092 --> 00:19:30,825
? ... When he comes! ?
443
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,961
[MS. FOWLER SINGS HIGH NOTE]
444
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:40,134
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
445
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:41,602
[INAUDIBLE]
446
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,471
SISTER ROSE: You!
447
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,607
I cast you out of this choir!
448
00:19:46,609 --> 00:19:49,010
Please!
449
00:19:49,145 --> 00:19:51,546
You take your choir...
450
00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:53,414
And shove it up your arse!
451
00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:55,883
[CROWD GASPS]
452
00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:00,722
SISTER ROSE: You!
453
00:20:00,857 --> 00:20:03,024
Corrupter!
454
00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:05,492
Even God gave it a
rest on Sundays, Sister.
455
00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:06,894
I quit!
456
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:07,930
The choir, not my job.
457
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,330
Sorry, Sister.
458
00:20:09,465 --> 00:20:10,665
MR. CHAFE: [CLAPPING]
Excellent job, Sister!
459
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,568
Excellent! The music
was fantastic, fantastic!
460
00:20:13,703 --> 00:20:15,069
[APPLAUSE]
461
00:20:15,204 --> 00:20:16,303
SISTER ROSE: Yes, well, it's...
462
00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:17,638
It's just as I have been...
463
00:20:17,707 --> 00:20:19,907
Teaching them.
464
00:20:19,943 --> 00:20:21,342
Sometimes you...
465
00:20:21,477 --> 00:20:24,178
Have to have a little...
466
00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:26,247
Fun.
467
00:20:26,382 --> 00:20:28,382
[CROWD MURMURING]
468
00:20:28,385 --> 00:20:31,652
?
469
00:20:31,721 --> 00:20:34,789
ADULT MARK: Everyone wants
to be part of a group.
470
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:38,059
Even if that group is small.
471
00:20:38,128 --> 00:20:41,996
?
472
00:20:42,065 --> 00:20:46,867
ADULT MARK: Some people want
you to change to fit in.
473
00:20:46,903 --> 00:20:50,004
?
474
00:20:50,006 --> 00:20:52,607
?
475
00:20:52,742 --> 00:20:56,543
ADULT MARK: But somehow,
that never seems to work.
476
00:20:56,579 --> 00:21:00,548
?
477
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:04,318
?
478
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,353
I'll take them.
479
00:21:06,389 --> 00:21:09,290
?
480
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:10,892
ADULT MARK: You should only ever change
481
00:21:11,027 --> 00:21:12,226
because you want to.
482
00:21:12,361 --> 00:21:15,029
?
483
00:21:15,031 --> 00:21:17,165
MIDDLE FOX: I am your father!
484
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,200
[LAUGHS]
485
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:21,168
ADULT MARK: Your true friends
will love you for who you are.
486
00:21:21,204 --> 00:21:22,770
Flaws and all.
487
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:28,500
488
00:21:31,548 --> 00:21:36,250
?
489
00:21:36,286 --> 00:21:40,521
?
490
00:21:40,557 --> 00:21:44,792
?
491
00:21:44,794 --> 00:21:48,863
?
492
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,799
?
493
00:21:51,849 --> 00:21:56,399
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