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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jack: WELL, YOU SOUND LIKE A
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GREAT CROWD.
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UM...WE GOT A COUPLE EMPTY SEATS
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OUT THERE?
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OR ARE SOME OF YOU DRESSED UP
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LIKE CHAIRS?
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[ RIM SHOT ]
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YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA WEAR A
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COSTUME, SINCE IT IS SO CLOSE TO
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HALLOWEEN, BUT THEN I THOUGHT,
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YOU KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE ALREADY
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HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME
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RECOGNIZING ME, SO...
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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HEY, WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR
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YOU TONIGHT.
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STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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>> TOP STORY TONIGHT IS A TRAGIC
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ONE.
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MOMENTS AGO, LATE-NIGHT
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TALK-SHOW HOST JACK WEST WAS
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FOUND DEAD IN THE LIVING ROOM OF
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HIS HOLLYWOOD HILLS HOME, THE
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VICTIM OF AN APPARENT MURDER.
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>> * SHE CAME, SHE CAME TO MEET
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A MAN *
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* SHE FOUND AN ANGEL
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* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
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WAS HIS NAME, NOW *
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
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* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
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WAS HIS NAME, NOW *
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* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
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WAS HIS NAME, NOW *
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> Cynthia: [ MOANING ]
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WHO'S NOT JACK WEST, HUH, YOU
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LITTLE BITCH?
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WHO HIT THE HOME RUN?
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>> Cynthia: YEAH, YOU DID.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> Cynthia: [ MOANING ]
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>> Van Hagen: OKAY.
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IT'S ABOUT 12:08 A.M.
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I HAVE THE SUBJECT IN SIGHT.
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SHE'S BLOND, VERY ATTRACTIVE.
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UM...SHE APPEARS TO BE HAVING...
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SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN
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WHO LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT LIKE
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DOUG WADE, THE THIRD BASEMAN
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FROM THE L.A. DOGS.
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SUBJECT IS VERY LIMBER.
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VERY, VERY LIMBER.
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>> $300 MILLION, HUH?
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>> Van Hagen: TWO OUTS, BOTTOM
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OF THE NINTH.
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HE'S WORKING IT.
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HE'S GOT A FULL COUNT.
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EVERYONE'S ON THEIR FEET.
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AND HERE COMES THE PITCH.
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IT'S A LONG FLY BALL --
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NO, IT'S A HOME RUN!
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[ BOTH MOANING ]
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>> Cynthia: OH, MY GOD!
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>> Van Hagen: SEXUAL
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INTERCOURSE.
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BOY, THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ LIGHTER CLICKING ]
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>> Ross: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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>> Jack: WAIT, WAIT.
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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YOU'RE 17 YEARS OLD?
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>> THAT'S CORRECT, AND I'M GONNA
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BE 18 IN TWO MONTHS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jack: CHAVO, CAN YOU BELIEVE
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HE'S 17 YEARS OLD?
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>> YOU KNOW, JACK, I-I WOULD NOT
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CARD HIM.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jack: YEAH.
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YEAH, I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO
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BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT YOU'RE AN
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OLD MAN.
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LOOKS LIKE THE NURSING HOME
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NEEDS TO TIGHTEN UP ITS
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SECURITY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> J.P.: TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS
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LIVING IN A TRAILER.
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I HAD NO JOB.
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I WAS SERIOUSLY IN DEBT, AND I
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WEIGHED 98 POUNDS.
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>> BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW!
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>> J.P.: THAT'S RIGHT, LOOK AT
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ME NOW.
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NOW, I LIVE IN A
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10,000-SQUARE-FOOT MANSION IN
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BEVERLY HILLS.
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I HAVE A 1959 ASTON MARTIN, AND
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I MAKE MORE MONEY PER WEEK THAN
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MOST PEOPLE MAKE IN THEIR ENTIRE
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LIVES.
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>> THAT IS REMARKABLE, J.P.!
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>> J.P.: IT IS REMARKABLE, DANA!
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BUT YOU KNOW, WE ALL POSSESS A
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SKILL TO MAGICALLY TRANSFORM OUR
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LIVES INTO OUR WILDEST FINANCIAL
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DREAMS.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT IT TO
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WORK!
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>> Preston: HI, I'M PRESTON.
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IN TWO SHORT WEEKS, I WENT FROM
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BEING IN THE POORHOUSE TO HAVING
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MORE MONEY THAN I KNEW WHAT TO
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DO WITH.
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HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, YOU ASK?
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW
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J.P. ZAHN'S SIMPLE STEP-BY-STEP
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INSTRUCTIONS.
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IT'S THAT EASY!
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>> Announcer: ORDER NOW AND
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RECEIVE THIS LIMITED-TIME OFFER
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OF JUST $39.99 FOR THE COMPLETE
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SET OF J.P. ZAHN'S
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"REMARKABLE POWER."
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>> J.P.: REMEMBER, YOU'RE IN
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CHARGE.
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YOU'RE IN CONTROL.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
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[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
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>> MA'AM, STEP AWAY FROM THE
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BODY.
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COME ON.
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LET'S GO. GET OUT OF HERE.
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[ INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER ]
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[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
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>> Jack: OKAY, FOLKS, JUST WHEN
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YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL,
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THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN TOURING ALL
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OVER THE COUNTRY.
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INCREDIBLE BAND.
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THEY'RE REALLY MAKING A LOT OF
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WAVES, JUST SIGNED WITH
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UNIVERSAL RECORDS.
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NICE HAND FOR MINI ROCKERS!
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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THANKS, FELLAS.
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THANKS FOR BEING ON THE SHOW.
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>> HOW YOU DOING?
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>> Jack: I'M DOING GREAT.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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SO, NOW, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
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THE SHORTEST ROCKERS IN THE
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COUNTRY?
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>> IT'S AMAZING, JACK.
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WHO SAYS YOU GOT TO BE TALL TO
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ROCK 'N' ROLL?
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>> Jack: YOU GUYS ARE DOING
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QUITE WELL, TOO, RIGHT?
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>> VERY WELL, JACK.
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OUR BODIES MIGHT BE SMALL, BUT
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OUR BANK ACCOUNTS SURE AREN'T.
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>> Jack: DID I READ SOMEWHERE
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THAT ONE OF YOU IS DATING
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PARIS HILTON?
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>> WE ALL HAVE, JACK.
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SHE JUST HASN'T FIGURED IT OUT
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YET.
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>> Jack: WELL, I WANT TO SEE
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THAT VIDEO.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> THEY'RE PULLING THE PLUG.
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>> Jack: AGAIN?
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>> YEAH.
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>> IT'S FOR REAL THIS TIME.
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RATINGS HAVE DROPPED FAR TOO
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LOW.
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>> Jack: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK MY
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AUDIENCE CARES ABOUT RATINGS,
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SKIP?
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>> WELL, JACK, UNFORTUNATELY,
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THE NETWORK DOES, AND SO DO OUR
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SPONSORS.
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I'D SUGGEST WE GET SOME BETTER
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GUESTS, BUT WE CAN'T SEEM TO
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BOOK ANYBODY SINCE YOU STARTED
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THIS FREAK-SHOW THING.
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>> Jack: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT
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MY AUDIENCE WOULD RATHER SEE
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ANOTHER INTELLECTUALLY
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CHALLENGED MOVIE STAR THAN A
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70-YEAR-OLD KID OR SOME
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MINIATURE ROCKERS -- IS THAT
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WHAT I'M HEARING?
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>> DON'T FORGET THE
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100th-GENERATION PROSTITUTE.
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>> Jack: THE DIRECT DESCENDENT
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OF MARY MAGDALENE.
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HELLO, CAN ANYONE SAY
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"BRILLIANT"?
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>> YOU COULD BRING ON
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JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF, JACK, AND
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PEOPLE WOULD STILL RATHER WATCH
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BRAD PITT.
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>> Jack: WHAT ABOUT THE HOT
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SEAT, THEN?
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>> JACK, THAT'S JUST WHAT WE'RE
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TALKING ABOUT HERE.
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YOU CAN'T BE DROPPING YOUR
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GUESTS THROUGH A TRAP DOOR JUST
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE
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WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.
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>> Jack: WELL, I CAN IF THEY
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DESERVE IT, AND BESIDES, I'VE
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TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, IT WOULD
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BE THE AUDIENCE'S CALL -- THEY
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WOULD ALL HAVE LITTLE BUTTONS.
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>> JACK.
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>> Jack: HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN
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"THE GONG SHOW"?
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>> JACK, PEOPLE WANT TO SEE
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STARS, OKAY?
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NOT THE ALL-GROWN-UP CHILD ACTOR
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OF SOME "BONANZA" RIP-OFF.
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>> Jack: THE NAME OF THE SHOW
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WAS "SIZZLER."
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>> "SIZZLER," RIGHT.
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LOOK, I'M SORRY, PAL.
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BUT UNLESS SOME MIRACLE HAPPENS,
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WE ARE CLOSING UP SHOP AFTER
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FRIDAY'S SHOW.
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>> J.P.: IN THIS SERIES, I WILL
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TEACH YOU HOW TO DISCOVER THE
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HIDDEN POWERS OF YOUR MIND.
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LET'S START WITH WHAT I CALL THE
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SIMPLE STEPS TO SUCCESS.
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STEP ONE -- POWER OVER PEOPLE.
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DO YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT JOB
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INTERVIEW?
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THEN LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSELY.
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WHEN YOU WALK INTO THAT ROOM,
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YOU ARE IN CHARGE.
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YOU ARE IN CONTROL.
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>> Ross: HEY, LISTEN, MR. VEGA,
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I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR HAVING
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ME IN, AND I WANT TO SAY THAT I
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FIRMLY --
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>> HAVE A SEAT, ROSS.
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TAKE A LOAD OFF.
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>> Ross: OKAY.
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THANKS.
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YEAH, LIKE I WAS SAYING, I
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FIRMLY --
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>> TAKE AHOLD OF THIS.
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THAT KNIFE CAN CUT RIGHT THROUGH
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BONE.
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I HAVE HAD THAT KNIFE EIGHT
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YEARS -- I HAVE NEVER HAD TO
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SHARPEN IT.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THE
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AVERAGE HOUSEWIFE SPENDS ON
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KNIVES IN A YEAR?
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OVER $2,000!
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NOW, DO YOU THINK THE AVERAGE
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HOUSEWIFE AND HER HUSBAND WOULD
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APPRECIATE SPENDING A FRACTION
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OF THAT AND NEVER HAVING TO BUY
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ANOTHER SET OF KNIVES AS LONG AS
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THEY LIVE?
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YOU BET YOUR LIFE THEY WOULD!
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YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
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WE'RE NOT JUST SALESMEN.
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WE ARE DOMESTIC ENHANCEMENT
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SPECIALISTS.
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WE'RE NOT JUST SELLING KNIVES.
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WE ARE ENHANCING PEOPLE'S LIVES.
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YEAH.
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SO...
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WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN A
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YEAR?
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>> Ross: I'M NOT A SALESMAN.
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I'M A DOMESTIC ENHANCEMENT
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SPECIALIST.
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AND I'M NOT SELLING KNIVES.
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I'M -- I'M ENHANCING YOUR LIFE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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SON OF A BITCH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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FUCKING -- DAMN IT.
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PIECE OF SHIT.
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FUCKING...
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SON OF A BITCH!
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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MOM, I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA BE
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IN MEETINGS ALL DAY.
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>> YOUR SISTER WANTS TO KNOW IF
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YOU'RE COMING FOR THE BABY
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SHOWER.
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>> Ross: MOM, BABY SHOWERS ARE
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FOR CHICKS.
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I'LL SEE HER AT CHRISTMAS.
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>> HER AND DAN JUST BOUGHT A
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HOUSE.
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>> Ross: WELL, GOOD FOR THEM.
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>> THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
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FINISH COLLEGE AND GET A JOB.
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ROSS? HELLO?
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>> Preston: HI, I'M PRESTON.
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IN TWO SHORT WEEKS, I WENT FROM
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BEING IN THE POORHOUSE TO HAVING
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MORE MONEY THAN I KNEW WHAT TO
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DO WITH.
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>> ROSS!
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>> Ross: WELL, UH...WELL, THINGS
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ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE, MOM.
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>> * GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL WAS HIS
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NAME, NOW *
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* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
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WAS HIS NAME, NOW *
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* HE VERY WISE IN THE HERBAL
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LORE, HAS GOT YOUNG CURE NOW *
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>> Preston: WHY ARE YOU
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FOLLOWING ME, MAN?
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>> Ross: PRESTON, RIGHT?
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>> Preston: YEAH, DO I KNOW YOU?
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>> Ross: I SAW YOU IN THE
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"REMARKABLE POWER" INFOMERCIAL.
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>> Preston: JESUS.
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THEY STILL SHOWING THAT SHIT?
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>> Ross: I WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT.
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>> Preston: YOU NEED TO GET OUT
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MORE, BRO.
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>> Ross: YEAH.
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I JUST MOVED HERE A COUPLE
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MONTHS AGO.
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NOBODY EVEN KNOWS I'M HERE.
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MY PARENTS THINK I'M AT SOME
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JUNIOR COLLEGE BACK EAST.
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THEY'RE ABOUT TO CUT ME OFF.
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YOU KNOW, THEIR WHOLE ATTITUDE
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IS JUST REALLY GETTING ON MY
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NERVES.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NECK?
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>> Preston: WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
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MAN?
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>> Ross: ROSS.
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>> Preston: ROSS -- A LITTLE
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PIECE OF FRIENDLY ADVICE, ROSS.
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IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU
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SERIOUSLY IN THIS TOWN, YOU GOT
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TO DITCH THE SUIT.
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>> Ross: OH, YEAH.
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YEAH, RIGHT, THANKS.
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>> Preston: DID YOU SAY THAT
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NOBODY KNOWS YOU'RE HERE?
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>> Ross: IT'S BETTER THAT WAY,
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BELIEVE ME.
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>> Preston: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
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THE REAL SECRET TO
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"REMARKABLE POWER"?
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>> Ross: TOTALLY.
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>> Preston: I'LL TEACH YOU ABOUT
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"REMARKABLE POWER."
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COME ON UP.
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>> Ross: IS THIS WHERE YOU LIVE?
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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[ INTERCOM BUZZES ]
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>> LEGAL WANTS THE STANDARD
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FIVE-SECOND DELAY, BUT
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OTHERWISE, WE'RE A GO FOR A LIVE
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BROADCAST FRIDAY.
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>> Jack: EXCELLENT.
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ANYTHING ELSE?
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>> YOUR WIFE'S ON LINE ONE.
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>> Jack: CITY AND LISTING,
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PLEASE.
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>> Cynthia: HEY.
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HOW DID THE SHOW GO TODAY?
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>> Jack: THE METHUSELAH KID --
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A BIG HIT.
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>> Cynthia: WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
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LISTEN, I WAS WONDERING WHAT
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TIME YOU WERE GONNA BE HOME
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TONIGHT.
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>> Jack: PROBABLY LATE.
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BILL WANTS TO GO OVER SOME IDEAS
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FOR FRIDAY'S SHOW.
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>> Cynthia: OH, OKAY.
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WELL, I THINK I'M JUST GONNA
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ORDER IN THEN AND CATCH UP ON
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SOME READING.
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TELL BILL I SAID HI.
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>> Jack: I WILL.
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>> Cynthia: AND CALL ME WHEN
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YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY, OKAY?
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I LOVE YOU.
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[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]
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[ BEEP, SPEED DIAL ]
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[ RINGING ]
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>> Cynthia: I'M ON MY WAY.
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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>> WHO'S NOT JACK WEST, HUH, YOU
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LITTLE BITCH?
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WHO HIT THE HOME RUN?
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>> Cynthia: YOU DID!
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[ MOANING ]
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>> Van Hagen: SUBJECT IS VERY
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LIMBER.
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VERY, VERY LIMBER.
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>> Cynthia: [ MOANING ]
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>> Van Hagen: TWO OUTS, BOTTOM
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OF THE NINTH.
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HE'S GOT A FULL COUNT.
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EVERYONE'S ON THEIR FEET.
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AND HERE COMES THE PITCH.
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IT'S A LONG FLY BALL --
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NO, IT'S A HOME RUN!
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[ RINGING ]
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>> Jack: IT'S JACK.
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>> Van Hagen: YOU GOT WHAT YOU
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NEED?
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>> Jack: YEP, I'LL GET A CHECK
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OUT TO YOU IN THE MORNING.
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>> Van Hagen: ALL RIGHT, WELL,
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I'M ON ANOTHER JOB FOR A FEW
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DAYS, BUT IF YOU NEED ANYTHING
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ELSE, JUST GIVE ME A HOLLER,
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OKAY?
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>> Jack: RIGHT.
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>> Van Hagen: ALL RIGHT.
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SUBJECT AND UNKNOWN MALE
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COMPANION ARE CONVERSING
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OUTSIDE...
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DRINKING WHAT APPEARS TO BE
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BEER.
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SUBJECT'S MOVEMENTS ARE
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CONSISTENT WITH HIS INJURY
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CLAIM.
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THE PAIN SEEMS TO BE CENTERED IN
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THE NECK AND BACK REGIONS.
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OKAY, SUBJECT AND UNKNOWN MALE
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COMPANION ARE ENTERING BEACH
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HOUSE.
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>> Preston: SO, JUST MAKE
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YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
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I'M GONNA TAKE A LEAK.
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>> Ross: COOL, THANKS.
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>> Preston: [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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[ METAL CLANGS ]
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>> Ross: HMM.
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>> Preston: OKAY, PRESTON.
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
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NOBODY'S GONNA MISS THIS LOSER.
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IT'S PERFECT. IT'S PERFECT.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
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IT'S HIM OR IT'S YOU.
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[ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ]
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YOU MIND KEEPING THOSE CLOSED?
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>> Ross: OH, UH, SORRY, DUDE.
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HEY, YOU MIND IF I ROLL A
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DOOBIE?
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>> Preston: BE MY GUEST.
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>> Ross: EXCELLENT, COOL.
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MAN, I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THIS
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SETUP.
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THIS ONLY TOOK YOU TWO WEEKS TO
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DO?
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LIKE, WHAT'S THE BIG SECRET,
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MAN?
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I MEAN, YOU BOUGHT THE TAPES,
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AND THEN WHAT?
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>> Preston: I ALREADY TOLD YOU.
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I JUST FOLLOWED THE SIMPLE
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STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS, AND
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VOILÃ , LOOK AT MY LIFE NOW.
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>> Ross: YOU SEE, SEE -- THAT'S
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WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN.
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EVERYBODY'S SO OBSESSED WITH
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THIS WHOLE "GETTING THE JOB"
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THING, LIKE THAT'S WHAT LIFE'S
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ALL ABOUT.
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I MEAN, YEAH, EVERYONE NEEDS
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MONEY, EXCEPT FOR MONKS OR
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WHATEVER, BUT, I MEAN, THERE'S
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WAYS OF DEALING WITH THAT
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DILEMMA WITHOUT WASTING AWAY IN
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A CUBICLE.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU, DUDE.
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THIS IS A LIVING EXAMPLE OF WHAT
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I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW WHAT
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I'M SAYING?
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I KNEW THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING
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DIFFERENT ABOUT
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"REMARKABLE POWER."
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I MEAN, FROM THE MOMENT THAT I
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SAW J.P. ZAHN, I WAS JUST LIKE,
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"THAT'S WHERE I'M COMING FROM.
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WHY GROW THE WHEAT WHEN YOU CAN
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JUST CHOW DOWN ON THE BREAD?"
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AM I RIGHT?
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I MEAN, SO, IS IT LIKE, TWO
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WEEKS AFTER YOU BOUGHT THE
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TAPES, OR AFTER YOU FINISHED
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THE --
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>> Preston: GOD DAMN IT, SON OF
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A BITCH!
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>> Ross: WHOA.
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>> Preston: HEY, JUST SHUT THE
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FUCK UP, MAN, JUST SHUT UP.
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I MEAN, DON'T YOU FUCKING
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GET IT?
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>> Ross: WHAT?
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>> Preston: THERE IS NO
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"REMARKABLE POWER," MAN.
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IT'S BULLSHIT.
529
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,100
>> Ross: WHAT?
530
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,367
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IT'S
531
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:20,033
BULLSHIT?
532
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,267
>> Preston: DON'T TELL ME THAT
533
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,500
YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT THOSE TAPES.
534
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,867
>> Ross: YEAH, I BOUGHT THE
535
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:24,200
TAPES.
536
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,100
SO WHAT?
537
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,033
>> Preston: I'M AN ACTOR, YOU
538
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:28,467
MORON.
539
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,267
THEY PAID ME TO SAY ALL THAT
540
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:30,900
SHIT.
541
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,200
IT'S A FUCKING SCAM.
542
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,433
>> Ross: WAIT.
543
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:35,367
COULD WE HOLD ON A SECOND?
544
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:37,200
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING
545
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,167
ABOUT, MAN?
546
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,033
>> Preston: YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY
547
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,933
BELIEVE THAT ORDERING A BUNCH OF
548
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,333
TAPES IS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
549
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,433
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T BE THAT
550
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,200
FUCKING STUPID.
551
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:45,900
AM I RIGHT?
552
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,133
>> Ross: HEY, MAN, DON'T CALL
553
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:47,833
ME STUPID.
554
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,900
>> Preston: OKAY, SORRY.
555
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,433
HOW ABOUT A COMPLETE SUCKER?
556
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,200
IS THAT A LITTLE BIT MORE ON
557
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200
TARGET THERE?
558
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,500
>> Ross: WHOA, I WOULD CHILL OUT
559
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,133
WITH THAT.
560
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,500
>> Preston: I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU,
561
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:56,933
DUDE.
562
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,267
JUST GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND
563
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,067
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
564
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,233
YOU'RE A LOSER.
565
00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:02,167
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, OKAY?
566
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:04,267
I MEAN, JUST KEEP YOUR MULLET.
567
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:05,067
IT'S COOL.
568
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,567
GO BACK TO WHATEVER REDNECK TOWN
569
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,233
YOU COME FROM AND STICK PIGS OR
570
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,200
DO WHATEVER YOU DO.
571
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,533
BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
572
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:11,133
HERE.
573
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:15,033
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.
574
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,400
SO JUST GO.
575
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,167
I MEAN, JUST GET OUT OF MY
576
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,567
HOUSE.
577
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:24,033
SERIOUSLY, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT
578
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,267
OF MY HOUSE.
579
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,367
DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING TO
580
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,367
YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK?!
581
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,467
>> Ross: I SAID DON'T CALL ME
582
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:30,133
THAT!
583
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,833
[ THUD ]
584
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:35,067
>> Preston: [ GAGGING ]
585
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,867
>> Ross: DUDE?
586
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:41,067
HEY, DUDE?
587
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,900
OH, MY GOD.
588
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,300
DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY?
589
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:49,633
OH, SHIT!
590
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,433
OH, SHIT!
591
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,467
DUDE, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE
592
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,000
GONNA BE FINE, MAN.
593
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,867
OH, SHIT!
594
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,500
>> Preston: [ COUGHING ]
595
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,933
>> Ross: JESUS! FUCK!
596
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:00,867
[ LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
597
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:04,600
FUCK! SHIT! TURN IT OFF!
598
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,600
[ VOLUME INCREASES ]
599
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,433
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
600
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,067
OKAY.
601
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,167
>> Preston: [ GAGGING ]
602
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,867
>> Ross: OKAY, FUCK.
603
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,267
FUCK.
604
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:15,533
>> Preston: [ GURGLING ]
605
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:17,533
>> Ross: CALL 911.
606
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,967
911, 911, 911.
607
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,100
>> Preston: [ GAGGING ]
608
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,233
[ TELEPHONE DIALING ]
609
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:28,567
[ RINGING ]
610
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,633
>> 911 EMERGENCY.
611
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:35,000
HELLO?
612
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000
THIS IS 911. MAY I HELP YOU?
613
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,133
HELLO, THIS IS 911.
614
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:45,100
IS ANYBODY THERE?
615
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,433
HELLO?
616
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:49,133
[ DIALING ]
617
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:51,200
[ RINGING ]
618
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,167
>> HEY, IT'S MIKE.
619
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,367
I'M NOT IN RIGHT NOW.
620
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,033
I'M OUT CATCHING SOME MONSTER
621
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:55,367
WAVES.
622
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,400
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
623
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,867
>> THIS IS 911 EMERGENCY.
624
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:59,200
WE JUST RECEIVED A CALL FROM
625
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,067
THIS NUMBER.
626
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:03,400
IS ANYBODY THERE?
627
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,533
>> Ross: HELLO?
628
00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,333
>> IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
629
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,167
THERE, SIR?
630
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,567
>> Ross: YEAH, SORRY.
631
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,900
I WAS JUST -- I DIALED THE WRONG
632
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:11,533
NUMBER.
633
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:13,067
I WAS GOING FOR 411.
634
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,133
>> ARE YOU SURE EVERYTHING'S ALL
635
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:19,333
RIGHT?
636
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,500
>> Ross: YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE.
637
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,000
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
638
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
>> HAVE A GOOD EVENING, SIR.
639
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,033
>> Ross: YOU, TOO.
640
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:34,533
[ KEYS CLACKING ]
641
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,400
>> Athena: GOTCHA.
642
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:42,533
>> Ross: SHIT!
643
00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:43,533
ALL RIGHT, THINK.
644
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,967
GET IT TOGETHER.
645
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,900
THINK ABOUT IT.
646
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:49,233
"A," NOBODY SAW SHIT.
647
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:51,500
"B," SCREW THIS GUY, HE'S A
648
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,000
FUCKING ACTOR.
649
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,133
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
650
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,900
I'M GONNA WAIT TILL THE COAST IS
651
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,400
CLEAR, AND THEN I'M GONNA WALK
652
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,033
OUT THAT DOOR, AND I'M GONNA
653
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,500
FORGET THAT THIS WHOLE THING
654
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,433
HAPPENED.
655
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:06,500
[ LAUGHS ]
656
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,333
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
657
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,933
[ GUNS COCKING ]
658
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:16,933
>> DON'T YOU MOVE!
659
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,567
>> Ross: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
660
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,367
BAD IDEA.
661
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,267
NEW PLAN.
662
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:26,267
[ SIGHS ]
663
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:30,200
SHIT!
664
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,100
[ GROANS, COUGHS ]
665
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,067
>> [ SCREAMS ]
666
00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,367
>> Ross: SON OF A BITCH!
667
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,667
[ GROANS ]
668
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,867
>> Cynthia: HEY, BABY.
669
00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,033
YOU ARE LATE.
670
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,200
>> [ SNORTS ]
671
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,200
>> Cynthia: [ LAUGHS ]
672
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,467
>> Jack: ENJOY IT WHILE IT
673
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:25,467
LASTS, KIDS.
674
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:28,067
>> Cynthia: [ SQUEALS ]
675
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:40,100
>> Van Hagen: [ YAWNS ]
676
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,367
OKAY, NO SIGN OF SUBJECT FOR THE
677
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,567
LAST TWO HOURS.
678
00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,967
WE ARE ENDING SURVEILLANCE FOR
679
00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:48,933
THE EVENING.
680
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,133
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
681
00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:53,967
WAIT, WHO'S THAT?
682
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,300
IT'S A YOUNG WOMAN.
683
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,300
APPROXIMATELY 20, 25 YEARS OF
684
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,467
AGE.
685
00:21:58,467 --> 00:21:59,867
SHE'S GETTING A LADDER.
686
00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:03,367
PROBABLY A CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND.
687
00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:05,200
SHE'S IN GOOD PHYSICAL
688
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,900
CONDITION, FROM BEHIND.
689
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,400
NOTE TO SELF, START WORKING OUT
690
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,300
AGAIN.
691
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,133
SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.
692
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:12,900
KIND OF LIKE A YOUNG
693
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,233
AUDREY HEPBURN.
694
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:26,067
>> Athena: BINGO.
695
00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:28,933
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
696
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,600
>> Van Hagen: UH-OH, LITTLE
697
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,167
SURPRISE.
698
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,167
WATCH OUT, HONEY.
699
00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:37,933
EASY. DON'T PANIC.
700
00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:39,600
THERE YOU GO.
701
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,100
OOH.
702
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,233
NICE MOVE.
703
00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:44,367
THAT WAS CLOSE, BABY.
704
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:47,200
THAT WAS CLOSE.
705
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,967
WHAT IS HER STORY?
706
00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:13,900
>> * GIRL OF 16, WHOLE LIFE
707
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,067
AHEAD OF HER *
708
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,600
* SLASHED HER WRISTS
709
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,933
* BORED WITH LIFE
710
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:21,800
* DIDN'T SUCCEED, THANK THE
711
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,033
LORD *
712
00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:25,700
* FOR SMALL MERCIES
713
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,833
>> ALL THESE TELEVANGELISTS WITH
714
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:32,933
THEIR BIG HAIR AND CIRCUS MAKEUP
715
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,333
ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF
716
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:35,100
RELIGION.
717
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,833
WE'RE LOSING OUR SENSE OF
718
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,067
MORALITY, JACK.
719
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:40,100
HOW MANY KIDS HAVE PARENTS WHO
720
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,267
ARE DIVORCED, IN JAIL, ADDICTED
721
00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:44,433
TO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL, OR ENGAGED
722
00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:46,067
IN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS?
723
00:23:46,067 --> 00:23:47,400
>> Cynthia: [ MOANING ]
724
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,000
>> THAT'S RIGHT, JACKO.
725
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,467
GOD KNOWS ABOUT YOUR WIFE
726
00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:52,233
BANGING UP A STORM WITH THE
727
00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:53,267
HOME-RUN KING.
728
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,633
[ LAUGHTER ]
729
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,033
IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE FOR US.
730
00:23:57,033 --> 00:23:59,600
BUT I PRAY IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR
731
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,000
THE CHILDREN.
732
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,167
WE GOT TO BREAK THE CHAIN.
733
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,033
YES, INDEED.
734
00:24:05,033 --> 00:24:06,433
THAT CHEAP WHORE'S GETTING
735
00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,167
DRILLED LIKE A WEST TEXAS OIL
736
00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:08,533
WELL.
737
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:10,067
[ LAUGHTER ]
738
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:11,433
MAKING A DAMN FOOL OUT OF YOU IS
739
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:12,567
WHAT SHE'S DOING, BROTHER.
740
00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:14,067
YOU GONNA LET HER GET AWAY WITH
741
00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:14,633
THAT?
742
00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,833
[ CHEERING ]
743
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,100
[ BOTH MOANING ]
744
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,900
>> Cynthia: OH, MY GOD!
745
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,800
OH, MY GOD!
746
00:24:39,467 --> 00:24:41,467
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
747
00:24:41,467 --> 00:24:42,533
>> Jack: HOWDY.
748
00:24:42,533 --> 00:24:44,133
>> Cynthia: JACK, NO!
749
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:47,900
[ GUNSHOTS ]
750
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,167
>> WHAT IS HE DOING?
751
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,567
[ FINGERS SNAP ]
752
00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:51,967
>> Jack: OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
753
00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:53,167
NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE MUSIC
754
00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:54,133
INDUSTRY?
755
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:56,067
[ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ]
756
00:25:11,267 --> 00:25:12,500
>> Ross: [ GROANS ]
757
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,600
>> J.P.: STEP TWO -- POWER OVER
758
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,533
CIRCUMSTANCE.
759
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:17,567
ARE YOU IN A TOUGH PREDICAMENT?
760
00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:18,800
NO NEED TO WORRY.
761
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,233
I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO TAKE
762
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:21,533
COMPLETE CONTROL OF ANY
763
00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:23,233
SITUATION, NO MATTER HOW
764
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,800
DIFFICULT.
765
00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:39,133
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE ONE
766
00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:41,033
STEP CLOSER TO SUCCESS.
767
00:25:41,033 --> 00:25:42,867
REMEMBER, WE ALL POSSESS THE
768
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,467
SKILLS TO MAGICALLY TRANSFORM
769
00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:46,267
OUR LIVES INTO OUR GREATEST
770
00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:47,333
FINANCIAL DREAMS.
771
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,100
WE JUST NEED TO PUT THEM TO
772
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,333
WORK.
773
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,900
>> Ross: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL
774
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:57,567
ME STUPID.
775
00:25:57,567 --> 00:25:58,933
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME,
776
00:25:58,933 --> 00:25:59,600
DUDE.
777
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,967
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
778
00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:03,167
YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT
779
00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:08,233
"REMARKABLE POWER."
780
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,200
>> * SHE CAME, SHE CAME TO MEET
781
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,233
A MAN *
782
00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:13,433
* SHE FOUND AN ANGEL
783
00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:15,800
* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
784
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,167
WAS HIS NAME, NOW *
785
00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:20,833
* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
786
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,900
WAS HIS NAME, NOW *
787
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:25,033
* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
788
00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:26,100
WAS HIS NAME, NOW *
789
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,567
>> Van Hagen: GLORIA, IT'S ME.
790
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:29,233
I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO RUN SOME
791
00:26:29,233 --> 00:26:30,967
PLATES FOR ME.
792
00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:32,333
>> Jack: THE NAME OF THE NEW
793
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,033
ALBUM IS
794
00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:34,233
"JESUS, PLEASE KILL ME."
795
00:26:34,233 --> 00:26:34,933
>> YES.
796
00:26:34,933 --> 00:26:36,200
>> Jack: THAT'S A RATHER
797
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,000
UPLIFTING TITLE.
798
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,500
[ LAUGHTER ]
799
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,000
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT DEPENDS ON
800
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,100
HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, JACK.
801
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,267
>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING,
802
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:41,567
SON.
803
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:42,567
DO YOU BELIEVE IN HELL?
804
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:43,933
>> SURE. WE'RE LIVING IN IT.
805
00:26:43,933 --> 00:26:45,100
L.A. IS THE CAPITAL.
806
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,867
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
807
00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:48,967
[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]
808
00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:50,133
>> Jack: HOW'S IT LOOKING?
809
00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:51,300
>> THEY'RE READY TO ROLL.
810
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:52,867
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH
811
00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:53,333
WITH THIS?
812
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,600
>> Jack: NO TURNING BACK NOW.
813
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,433
WHAT ABOUT WADE?
814
00:26:55,433 --> 00:26:56,933
>> I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM, TOO.
815
00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:58,300
YOU JUST MAKE SURE SHE'S THERE.
816
00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,567
>> Jack: OH, SHE'LL BE THERE.
817
00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:00,533
>> I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
818
00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:01,867
>> GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN,
819
00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:04,033
FRIEND, AND THE ONLY WAY IS
820
00:27:04,033 --> 00:27:05,200
THROUGH SALVATION.
821
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,900
>> EXACTLY -- DEATH.
822
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,967
[ LAUGHTER ]
823
00:27:13,567 --> 00:27:16,933
[ RIFLE COCKS ]
824
00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:18,133
[ RIFLE CLICKS ]
825
00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,833
>> Van Hagen: NO SIGN OF SUBJECT
826
00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:23,233
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS.
827
00:27:23,233 --> 00:27:25,800
WHICH REMINDS ME, GLORIA,
828
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,867
TOMORROW, I NEED YOU TO RUN A --
829
00:27:28,867 --> 00:27:29,567
>> Athena: BOO!
830
00:27:29,567 --> 00:27:31,267
>> Van Hagen: JESUS CHRIST!
831
00:27:31,267 --> 00:27:32,567
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET SHOT?
832
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:33,933
>> Athena: OH, RELAX.
833
00:27:33,933 --> 00:27:35,167
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A P.I.
834
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,167
ARE THOSE SOME BAD GUYS YOU'RE
835
00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:38,067
SPYING ON?
836
00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:39,400
>> Van Hagen: I CAN'T DIVULGE
837
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,400
THAT KIND OF INFORMATION.
838
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,933
>> Athena: OH, YES, YOU CAN.
839
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,233
I'M KIND OF LIKE A SPY MYSELF.
840
00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:45,233
>> Van Hagen: YEAH, I NOTICED.
841
00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:46,600
IS THAT HOW YOU ALWAYS WORK?
842
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,000
SNOOPING AROUND ON PEOPLE?
843
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,400
>> Athena: NO, THAT WAS A FIRST,
844
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,067
ACTUALLY.
845
00:27:50,067 --> 00:27:51,333
THE POLICE USUALLY GET THERE
846
00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,033
BEFORE I DO.
847
00:27:52,033 --> 00:27:53,133
AS LONG AS THEY DON'T KICK ME
848
00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:54,167
OUT, TYPICALLY I USUALLY GET
849
00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:55,500
WHAT I NEED.
850
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,833
>> Van Hagen: WHAT YOU NEED?
851
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:57,933
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
852
00:27:57,933 --> 00:27:58,433
TALKING ABOUT.
853
00:27:58,433 --> 00:27:59,833
>> Athena: WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU
854
00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:00,933
CALL WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT
855
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:01,233
NOW?
856
00:28:01,233 --> 00:28:02,267
>> Van Hagen: PROFESSIONAL
857
00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:03,800
INVESTIGATOR.
858
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,833
>> Athena: RIGHT.
859
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:06,100
>> Van Hagen: A LICENSED
860
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,400
PROFESSIONAL INVESTIGATOR.
861
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,600
>> Athena: WHATEVER.
862
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,567
SO, YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT THEY
863
00:28:10,567 --> 00:28:13,133
DID?
864
00:28:13,133 --> 00:28:16,467
>> Van Hagen: ALL RIGHT.
865
00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:18,833
SUBJECT FILED AN ACCIDENT
866
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,600
REPORT.
867
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,533
IT'S MY JOB AS A PROFESSIONAL
868
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,800
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR TO FIND OUT
869
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,467
IF HE DID IN FACT HAVE THAT
870
00:28:25,467 --> 00:28:27,367
INJURY AND IF IT'S A $10,000
871
00:28:27,367 --> 00:28:30,067
INJURY OR A $100,000 INJURY.
872
00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:31,500
>> Athena: THINK HE PRETTY MUCH
873
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,000
MAXED OUT THAT POLICY, DON'T
874
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,967
YOU?
875
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,833
>> Van Hagen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
876
00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,000
>> Athena: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
877
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,500
HE'S DEAD.
878
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,033
>> Van Hagen: HE'S DEAD?
879
00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:43,267
>> Athena: WHAT KIND OF
880
00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:44,600
INVESTIGATOR ARE YOU?
881
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,267
>> Van Hagen: YOU SAW A DEAD GUY
882
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:47,300
IN THAT BEACH HOUSE?
883
00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:50,167
>> Athena: YEAH, THAT'S MY JOB.
884
00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:51,367
>> Van Hagen: CAN YOU PROVE
885
00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:52,233
THIS?
886
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:02,033
JESUS CHRIST.
887
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:05,367
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
888
00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:07,233
YOU MAKE MONEY FROM THIS?
889
00:29:07,233 --> 00:29:10,400
>> Athena: BEATS WAITING TABLES.
890
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,933
HERE'S YOUR GUY.
891
00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:14,900
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
892
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,133
>> Van Hagen: HIS NAME WAS
893
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:16,900
PRESTON HURST.
894
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:17,833
HE WAS AN ACTOR.
895
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:18,967
HE WAS ON THAT LATE-NIGHT
896
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,267
INFOMERCIAL THEY PLAY ALL THE
897
00:29:20,267 --> 00:29:22,067
TIME FOR "REMARKABLE POWER."
898
00:29:22,067 --> 00:29:23,967
>> Athena: YEAH, GOD, I KNEW HE
899
00:29:23,967 --> 00:29:24,867
LOOKED FAMILIAR.
900
00:29:24,867 --> 00:29:26,133
WHO DO YOU THINK THE OTHER GUY
901
00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:26,433
WAS?
902
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,833
>> Van Hagen: ROSS GRIFFIN.
903
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:28,900
HE'S GOT A PLACE OVER IN
904
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:30,100
KOREA TOWN.
905
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:35,100
>> Athena: HMM.
906
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:37,600
ROSS GRIFFIN, WHERE ARE YOU?
907
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,600
[ KEYS CLACKING ]
908
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,600
ROSS J. GRIFFIN, MILWAUKEE,
909
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,267
WISCONSIN.
910
00:29:42,267 --> 00:29:43,433
>> Van Hagen: THAT'S THE ONE.
911
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:44,367
>> Athena: SCREEN NAME
912
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,500
BrewerBoy?
913
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:49,533
PLEASE.
914
00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:51,233
YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN?
915
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,433
>> Cynthia: SORRY I'M LATE.
916
00:29:56,433 --> 00:29:58,033
>> Jack: NO WORRIES.
917
00:29:58,033 --> 00:29:58,900
HOW WAS WORK?
918
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,100
>> Cynthia: OH, BUSY.
919
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,600
THIS WHOLE WEEK'S BEEN CRAZY.
920
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,967
>> Jack: I HEAR THAT.
921
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,267
>> Cynthia: GOD, HAVEN'T BEEN
922
00:30:04,267 --> 00:30:05,267
HERE IN A WHILE, HUH?
923
00:30:05,267 --> 00:30:06,800
>> Jack: FOUR YEARS, ACTUALLY.
924
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,067
>> Cynthia: HAS IT BEEN THAT
925
00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:08,400
LONG?
926
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,567
>> Jack: MM-HMM.
927
00:30:11,567 --> 00:30:13,533
THEY'RE CANCELING THE SHOW.
928
00:30:13,533 --> 00:30:16,100
>> Cynthia: WHAT? FOR REAL?
929
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,400
>> Jack: 15 YEARS.
930
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,967
>> Cynthia: JACK, I AM SO SORRY.
931
00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:21,367
>> Jack: [ SIGHS ]
932
00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:23,033
WE HAD A GREAT RUN.
933
00:30:23,033 --> 00:30:25,100
CAN'T EXPECT MUCH MORE THAN
934
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:25,800
THAT.
935
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,133
>> Cynthia: YEAH.
936
00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:28,933
>> Jack: I MEAN, NO MATTER HOW
937
00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:30,467
SPECIAL SOMETHING IS, AT ONE
938
00:30:30,467 --> 00:30:32,300
POINT, THE BIG GUY UPSTAIRS IS
939
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,500
GONNA PULL THE PLUG.
940
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,167
I MEAN, ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE
941
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,000
ENJOYING THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR
942
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,867
LIFE, AND THEN, JUST LIKE THAT,
943
00:30:38,867 --> 00:30:40,200
IT'S OVER, KAPUT.
944
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,567
IT'S PART OF YOUR PAST.
945
00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:44,167
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T EXPECT
946
00:30:44,167 --> 00:30:45,567
SOMETHING TO LAST FOREVER, CAN
947
00:30:45,567 --> 00:30:46,067
WE?
948
00:30:46,067 --> 00:30:47,467
I MEAN, YOU REALLY GOT TO BE A
949
00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:48,900
PRETTY BIG MORON TO THINK
950
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,367
SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL IS GONNA
951
00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:55,933
LAST.
952
00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:59,600
SOME WINE?
953
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,133
>> Cynthia: WHY NOT?
954
00:31:01,133 --> 00:31:02,267
>> * GOT TO DEAL WITH THE
955
00:31:02,267 --> 00:31:04,467
DEVIL *
956
00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:06,467
>> Ross: OH! YOU LITTLE BITCH!
957
00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:07,833
>> * DONE A DEAL WITH THE
958
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,133
DEVIL *
959
00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:11,333
* FROM A HEART MADE OF STEEL
960
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:13,467
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
961
00:31:13,467 --> 00:31:16,200
* ROLLING DOWN THE M-WAY
962
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,767
* TOOK IT TO THE SMOKE
963
00:31:21,033 --> 00:31:24,167
>> Ross: OH, SHIT.
964
00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:25,533
>> Athena: I WISH I COULD SEE
965
00:31:25,533 --> 00:31:26,867
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
966
00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:28,233
>> Van Hagen: PRICELESS, I'M
967
00:31:28,233 --> 00:31:29,233
SURE.
968
00:31:29,233 --> 00:31:30,533
SO NOW WHAT?
969
00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:31,900
>> Athena: NOW WE JUST SIT BACK
970
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:34,067
AND LET HIM SWEAT A BIT.
971
00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,967
>> Van Hagen: YOU ARE ONE SICK
972
00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:38,433
LITTLE DOG.
973
00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:40,133
>> Ross: SHIT!
974
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:43,733
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
975
00:31:57,333 --> 00:32:00,067
[ KEYS CLACKING ]
976
00:32:00,067 --> 00:32:02,000
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
977
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:26,467
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
978
00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:28,000
>> Athena: OH, WELL.
979
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,400
IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED.
980
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,900
I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING.
981
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,367
>> Van Hagen: HAVING A NERVOUS
982
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,100
BREAKDOWN.
983
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,533
I MEAN, THAT WAS YOUR INTENTION,
984
00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:35,900
RIGHT?
985
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,367
>> Athena: HEY. I GOT AN IDEA.
986
00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:38,933
WHY DON'T WE GO OVER THERE?
987
00:32:38,933 --> 00:32:40,200
WE CAN FOLLOW HIM IN THE
988
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,833
SURVEILLANCE MOBILE, COLLECT
989
00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:42,433
SOME EVIDENCE.
990
00:32:42,433 --> 00:32:43,933
>> Van Hagen: THAT'S -- THAT'S
991
00:32:43,933 --> 00:32:44,833
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
992
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:46,200
SEE, IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ME TO TAIL
993
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,500
SOMEONE THAT'S NOT MY IMMEDIATE
994
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,533
SUBJECT.
995
00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:51,300
>> Athena: YOU'RE SO BORING.
996
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,933
>> Van Hagen: I'M BORING?
997
00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:54,100
>> Athena: COME ON.
998
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:57,433
INDULGE ME. PLEASE?
999
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,967
>> Van Hagen: I HAVE BEEN IND--
1000
00:32:58,967 --> 00:33:01,167
I'M NOT BORING, BY THE WAY.
1001
00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:02,400
>> Ross: EVERYTHING'S COOL.
1002
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,967
THAT WAS JUST YOUR MIND MESSING
1003
00:33:03,967 --> 00:33:04,467
WITH YOU.
1004
00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:06,000
WE'LL JUST WATCH SOME TV.
1005
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,367
THAT'S ALL WE'RE GONNA DO.
1006
00:33:07,367 --> 00:33:09,467
EVERYTHING IS COOL.
1007
00:33:09,467 --> 00:33:10,800
>> A MAN WAS FOUND DEAD EARLIER
1008
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,533
TODAY AT 4:30 --
1009
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,933
>> YOU SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS?
1010
00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:17,400
>> Preston: HI, I'M PRESTON.
1011
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,100
>> Ross: SHIT!
1012
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,833
>> J.P.: IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOU
1013
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,100
TO LEARN THE SINGLE MOST
1014
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,800
IMPORTANT LESSON OF MY COURSE.
1015
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,267
IT'S THE KEY TO OVERCOMING ANY
1016
00:33:25,267 --> 00:33:26,967
CRISIS, NO MATTER HOW EXTREME.
1017
00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:27,600
[ AUDIO WARPS ]
1018
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,033
>> Ross: SHIT. SHIT, NO, PLEASE.
1019
00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:30,100
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
1020
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:33,133
SHIT! COME ON!
1021
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:41,367
>> Preston: ROSS.
1022
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,600
ROSS.
1023
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,033
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1024
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:57,367
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
1025
00:33:57,367 --> 00:33:59,400
HEY, PAL. DID YOU MISS ME?
1026
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,900
>> Ross: [ SCREAMS ]
1027
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:04,267
I'M IN CHARGE. I'M IN CONTROL.
1028
00:34:04,267 --> 00:34:06,933
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
1029
00:34:06,933 --> 00:34:08,233
>> Athena: COME ON, WHAT ARE
1030
00:34:08,233 --> 00:34:08,867
YOU DOING?
1031
00:34:08,867 --> 00:34:10,000
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE HIM.
1032
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,367
>> Van Hagen: I KNOW HOW TO TAIL
1033
00:34:11,367 --> 00:34:11,967
SOMEONE.
1034
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,533
UNLIKE YOU, I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
1035
00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:14,900
>> Athena: WHATEVER.
1036
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,333
>> Van Hagen: I'M A LICENSED
1037
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:19,333
PRIVATE EYE.
1038
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,900
>> Athena: WHAT'S HE DOING?
1039
00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:25,367
>> Van Hagen: HE'S GETTING OUT.
1040
00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:26,800
>> Athena: THIS IS GETTING KIND
1041
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,233
OF WEIRD.
1042
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,433
>> Van Hagen: WELL, IT'S ABOUT
1043
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:29,833
TO GET WEIRDER, BECAUSE HE'S
1044
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:30,933
WALKING TOWARDS THE POLICE
1045
00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:32,933
STATION.
1046
00:34:32,933 --> 00:34:36,967
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]
1047
00:34:36,967 --> 00:34:39,200
>> ANY OF THESE WOULD GO PRETTY
1048
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,567
WELL WITH THAT WIG.
1049
00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:42,567
THAT'S THE ROLLIE FINGERS.
1050
00:34:42,567 --> 00:34:44,067
VERY POPULAR.
1051
00:34:44,067 --> 00:34:45,267
>> Jack: YEAH, ALL I NEED IS A
1052
00:34:45,267 --> 00:34:46,500
CURVEBALL AND A WAD OF CHEWING
1053
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,000
TOBACCO, RIGHT?
1054
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,033
ROLLIE FINGERS?
1055
00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:54,367
HE'S A BASEBALL PLAYER.
1056
00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:57,333
MICHAEL JACKSON -- OOH-OOH!
1057
00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:58,867
LET ME GUESS, BIKER BAR?
1058
00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:00,367
>> WE CALL IT THE C.H.P.
1059
00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,000
>> Jack: THIS ACTUALLY KIND OF
1060
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,133
LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE
1061
00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:04,000
VILLAGE PEOPLE.
1062
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,233
WAS IT THE COP? WAS IT --
1063
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:06,800
REMEMBER THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?
1064
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,333
Y-M-C-A!
1065
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,833
IT WAS A BAND.
1066
00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:12,300
>> GOING TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY, I
1067
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,200
TAKE IT?
1068
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:18,067
>> Jack: NOT EXACTLY.
1069
00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:19,567
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
1070
00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:21,900
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
1071
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,567
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1072
00:35:23,567 --> 00:35:25,033
>> ROSS GRIFFIN.
1073
00:35:25,033 --> 00:35:26,400
I'M DETECTIVE MACK.
1074
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,267
THIS IS DETECTIVE SHAVER.
1075
00:35:28,267 --> 00:35:29,500
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE
1076
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,167
COSTUMES.
1077
00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:31,467
IT'S A LITTLE UNDERCOVER
1078
00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:33,333
OPERATION.
1079
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,533
WE UNDERSTAND YOU'VE CONFESSED
1080
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:35,167
TO A MURDER.
1081
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,000
IS THAT CORRECT?
1082
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,933
>> Ross: THAT'S RIGHT.
1083
00:35:36,933 --> 00:35:38,233
>> AND YOU CLAIM THIS MURDER WAS
1084
00:35:38,233 --> 00:35:39,067
ACCIDENTAL?
1085
00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:39,900
>> Ross: YES.
1086
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:40,967
>> THE MURDER HAPPENED
1087
00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:42,267
YESTERDAY, AND YET YOU WAITED
1088
00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,500
UNTIL TONIGHT TO REPORT IT.
1089
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,467
WHY WAIT SO LONG?
1090
00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:46,000
>> Ross: I GUESS I PANICKED.
1091
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:46,800
>> YOU PANICKED?
1092
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,933
>> Ross: YEAH, I PANICKED.
1093
00:35:47,933 --> 00:35:49,133
I MEAN, I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL
1094
00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:49,567
HIT MAN.
1095
00:35:49,567 --> 00:35:50,933
>> I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE
1096
00:35:50,933 --> 00:35:52,033
THAT YOU COULD HAVE SUCH A
1097
00:35:52,033 --> 00:35:53,167
HEATED ARGUMENT WITH SOMEONE YOU
1098
00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:53,567
JUST MET.
1099
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:58,300
>> WHAT WERE YOU ARGUING ABOUT?
1100
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,833
>> Ross: "REMARKABLE POWER."
1101
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,000
>> "REMARKABLE POWER"?
1102
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,033
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1103
00:36:02,033 --> 00:36:03,367
THE SELF-HELP THING ON TV?
1104
00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:04,300
>> Ross: IT'S NOT --
1105
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,400
>> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
1106
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,867
YOU HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH SOMEONE
1107
00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:08,100
YOU JUST MET ABOUT A SELF-HELP
1108
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,233
PROGRAM, AND THEN YOU KILLED
1109
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:09,533
HIM.
1110
00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:10,867
>> Ross: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
1111
00:36:10,867 --> 00:36:12,067
HE WAS TELLING ME WHAT A SUCKER
1112
00:36:12,067 --> 00:36:12,400
I WAS.
1113
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,833
>> I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU,
1114
00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,000
PAL, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BE A
1115
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,233
SUCKER IF YOU THINK THAT BUYING
1116
00:36:16,233 --> 00:36:17,467
A BUNCH OF TAPES IS GONNA CHANGE
1117
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,133
YOUR LIFE.
1118
00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:20,000
>> AND NOW SOMEONE IS DEAD.
1119
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,467
I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
1120
00:36:21,467 --> 00:36:23,067
THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO BECOME
1121
00:36:23,067 --> 00:36:23,933
SUCCESSFUL, ROSS.
1122
00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:24,933
IT TAKES HARD WORK.
1123
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,200
>> Ross: ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!
1124
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,900
JESUS, I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT
1125
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:28,533
THE TAPES.
1126
00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:29,600
ARE YOU GONNA ARREST ME FOR
1127
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,400
BEING AN IDIOT, TOO?
1128
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,567
>> OFFICIALLY, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
1129
00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:32,400
ARRESTED FOR ANYTHING.
1130
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,567
THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THAT A CRIME
1131
00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,000
HAS BEEN COMMITTED.
1132
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,533
>> ASIDE FROM YOUR WORD, OF
1133
00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:37,200
COURSE.
1134
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,133
>> Ross: WHAT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
1135
00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:40,033
ME?
1136
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,167
>> YOU SURE YOU GOT THE RIGHT
1137
00:36:45,167 --> 00:36:45,933
HOUSE?
1138
00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:47,267
>> Ross: THIS IS IT.
1139
00:36:47,267 --> 00:36:49,300
THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE HE WAS.
1140
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:50,267
I SWEAR TO GOD.
1141
00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:51,933
>> YEAH, SURE HE WAS, ROSS.
1142
00:36:51,933 --> 00:36:53,400
HEY, LISTEN, NEXT TIME YOU
1143
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,100
DECIDE TO PAY US A VISIT, LET
1144
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,100
THE DRUGS WEAR OFF FIRST, HUH?
1145
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,167
[ CHUCKLES ]
1146
00:37:10,267 --> 00:37:11,400
>> Van Hagen: WELL, EITHER
1147
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,433
THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT THERE
1148
00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:13,900
SICKER THAN YOU, OR HE WASN'T AS
1149
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,033
DEAD AS YOU THOUGHT HE WAS.
1150
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,300
>> Athena: YOU SAW THE PICTURES.
1151
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,333
>> Van Hagen: YEAH, I SAW
1152
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,533
PICTURES OF WHAT LOOKED LIKE A
1153
00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:20,033
DEAD GUY, BUT FOR ALL I KNOW, HE
1154
00:37:20,033 --> 00:37:20,967
GOT UP AND WALKED OUT
1155
00:37:20,967 --> 00:37:21,800
AFTERWARDS.
1156
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,333
>> Athena: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1157
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,900
>> Van Hagen: MY JOB.
1158
00:37:32,433 --> 00:37:35,433
>> Ross: SHIT!
1159
00:37:35,433 --> 00:37:37,167
>> IF YOU ARE CALLING REGARDING
1160
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,400
A VEHICLE WHICH HAS BEEN
1161
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,033
IMPOUNDED, PLEASE CALL BACK
1162
00:37:40,033 --> 00:37:41,467
DURING NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS.
1163
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:42,433
>> Ross: SHIT!
1164
00:37:42,433 --> 00:37:43,867
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
1165
00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:45,367
>> PRESTON, IT'S CANDY.
1166
00:37:45,367 --> 00:37:46,500
WHERE ARE YOU?
1167
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,467
CALL ME, OKAY?
1168
00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:48,433
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
1169
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,867
>> HEY, PRES, IT'S MIKE.
1170
00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:51,100
CHANGE OF PLANS, BIG GUY.
1171
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,400
MY TRIP GOT EXTENDED THROUGH
1172
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,167
NEXT WEEK.
1173
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,433
ENJOY THE PLACE, AND DON'T
1174
00:37:54,433 --> 00:37:56,133
FORGET TO FEED THE DOG, OKAY?
1175
00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:57,833
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
1176
00:37:57,833 --> 00:38:00,133
>> * DOWN IN JAMAICA, THEY GOT
1177
00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:02,467
LOTS OF PRETTY WOMEN *
1178
00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:05,033
* STEAL YOUR MONEY, THEN THEY
1179
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,333
BREAK YOUR HEART *
1180
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:09,900
* LONESOME SUE, SHE'S IN LOVE
1181
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,067
WITH OLD SAM *
1182
00:38:11,067 --> 00:38:12,633
>> Ross: JACKPOT.
1183
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,067
>> Athena: THIS IS PRESTON'S
1184
00:38:16,067 --> 00:38:16,567
PLACE?
1185
00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:18,000
>> * ON AND ON
1186
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,267
>> Van Hagen: HEY, WOULD YOU
1187
00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:20,167
MIND STAYING PUT?
1188
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:21,433
I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE
1189
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,133
DOING THIS.
1190
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:22,967
DON'T WORRY.
1191
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,400
IF I FIND ANY DEAD BODIES, I'LL
1192
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,533
LET YOU KNOW.
1193
00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:27,533
OH, AND DON'T DRINK THAT
1194
00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:28,233
GATORADE.
1195
00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:28,933
>> Athena: WHY?
1196
00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,033
>> Van Hagen: 'CAUSE IT AIN'T
1197
00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:30,900
GATORADE.
1198
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,333
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
1199
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,467
>> PRESTON, IT'S IVAN.
1200
00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:47,000
I TALK TO VLADO.
1201
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,467
I THINK HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP
1202
00:38:48,467 --> 00:38:49,833
YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM.
1203
00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:50,533
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
1204
00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:51,900
>> PRESTON, IT'S CANDY.
1205
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,233
WHERE DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO?
1206
00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:53,867
CALL ME.
1207
00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:54,900
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
1208
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,133
>> GUESS WHO, PORN STAR.
1209
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:57,400
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S MOSES.
1210
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,033
YOU GOT TILL TOMORROW NIGHT TO
1211
00:38:59,033 --> 00:39:00,433
PRODUCE, OR THE BROTHERS ARE
1212
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:02,133
GONNA UNLEASH A LITTLE FIRE AND
1213
00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:04,567
BRIMSTONE ON YOUR GENTILE ASS.
1214
00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:05,933
YOU HEAR ME?
1215
00:39:05,933 --> 00:39:07,800
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
1216
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:17,267
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
1217
00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:18,933
>> J.P.: MOST PEOPLE WILL TELL
1218
00:39:18,933 --> 00:39:20,133
YOU THAT PROGRAMS LIKE
1219
00:39:20,133 --> 00:39:21,433
"REMARKABLE POWER" DON'T
1220
00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:22,533
ACTUALLY WORK.
1221
00:39:22,533 --> 00:39:24,833
NEVER LET OTHER PEOPLE'S DOUBTS
1222
00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,567
INTERFERE WITH YOUR PATH TO
1223
00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:27,400
SUCCESS!
1224
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,867
>> Announcer: ORDER NOW AND
1225
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,267
RECEIVE THIS LIMITED-TIME OFFER
1226
00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:31,867
OF JUST $39.99 FOR THE COMPLETE
1227
00:39:31,867 --> 00:39:32,867
SET OF J.P. ZAHN'S
1228
00:39:32,867 --> 00:39:34,000
"REMARKABLE POWER."
1229
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,933
>> HEY, IT'S MIKE.
1230
00:39:34,933 --> 00:39:35,933
I'M NOT IN RIGHT NOW.
1231
00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:37,200
I'M OUT CATCHING SOME MONSTER
1232
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:37,600
WAVES.
1233
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,433
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
1234
00:39:38,433 --> 00:39:39,467
>> Athena: HI, ROSS.
1235
00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:41,167
REMEMBER ME?
1236
00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:42,600
COME ON, ROSS, DO YOU REALLY
1237
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,333
THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET AWAY WITH
1238
00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:44,933
THIS?
1239
00:39:44,933 --> 00:39:46,300
SOMEBODY'S BOUND TO FIND ME
1240
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,800
SOONER OR LATER.
1241
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,067
>> Ross: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
1242
00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:51,100
>> Athena: HEY, ROSS.
1243
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:52,133
>> Ross: WHO IS THIS?!
1244
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:53,467
>> Athena: IT'S YOUR OLD BUDDY.
1245
00:39:53,467 --> 00:39:55,033
>> Ross: LOOK, SHUT UP WITH THAT
1246
00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:55,367
SHIT.
1247
00:39:55,367 --> 00:39:56,567
THIS IS ELVIRA, ISN'T IT?
1248
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,333
>> Athena: CONGRATULATIONS.
1249
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,167
YOU'RE SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT.
1250
00:40:00,167 --> 00:40:01,567
>> Ross: SO IT WAS YOU.
1251
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,333
I GUESS I SHOULD THANK YOU.
1252
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,500
WHY DID YOU DO IT?
1253
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,333
>> Athena: DO WHAT?
1254
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:06,433
>> Ross: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
1255
00:40:06,433 --> 00:40:07,133
TALKING ABOUT.
1256
00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:08,167
WHERE DID YOU TAKE HIM?
1257
00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,533
>> Athena: COME AGAIN?
1258
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:10,900
>> Ross: PRESTON!
1259
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:14,900
WHERE DID YOU DUMP HIM?
1260
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,300
>> Van Hagen: YOU KNOW WHAT, I
1261
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,967
THINK ROSS STILL PROBABLY MOVED
1262
00:40:17,967 --> 00:40:18,400
THE BODY.
1263
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,067
>> Athena: YOU SAID YOU SAW HIM
1264
00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:21,233
LEAVE THE BEACH HOUSE.
1265
00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:22,467
>> Van Hagen: I DID, AND I
1266
00:40:22,467 --> 00:40:23,367
FILMED HIM.
1267
00:40:23,367 --> 00:40:28,500
AND THEN I FOLLOWED HIM, BUT...
1268
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,500
>> Athena: WHAT?
1269
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,200
>> Van Hagen: BUT I LEFT MY
1270
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,900
CAMERA RUNNING, FILMING THE
1271
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:34,600
BEACH HOUSE.
1272
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,333
>> Athena: DON'T TELL ME YOU
1273
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,367
DIDN'T WATCH IT.
1274
00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:39,067
>> Van Hagen: OKAY, I WON'T
1275
00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:39,867
TELL YOU.
1276
00:40:39,867 --> 00:40:41,467
>> Athena: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1277
00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:43,500
YOU'RE THE WORST DETECTIVE EVER.
1278
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,867
HE LOOKS MUCH BETTER BREATHING.
1279
00:40:46,867 --> 00:40:48,300
HE'S KIND OF CUTE.
1280
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,567
>> Van Hagen: UH, WELL, THAT WAS
1281
00:40:50,567 --> 00:40:52,400
THE LAST DAY I SAW HIM.
1282
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,300
HERE'S THE NEXT DAY.
1283
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,433
[ FAST-FORWARDING ]
1284
00:40:56,433 --> 00:40:58,400
>> Athena: WAIT, STOP.
1285
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,000
WHAT'S THAT?
1286
00:41:04,467 --> 00:41:05,500
>> Van Hagen: LOOKS LIKE
1287
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,000
SOMEONE'S DOING A LITTLE SPRING
1288
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,533
CLEANING.
1289
00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,067
>> Athena: DON'T THEY MENTION
1290
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,200
SOMEBODY NAMED VLADO ON
1291
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,233
PRESTON'S MACHINE?
1292
00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:12,267
>> Van Hagen: YEAH, VLADO WAS
1293
00:41:12,267 --> 00:41:13,300
GONNA HELP PRESTON WITH HIS
1294
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:18,000
PROBLEM, WHATEVER THAT WAS.
1295
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,200
>> Athena: WELL, I'D SAY UNLESS
1296
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,233
IT INCLUDED SOME SERIOUSLY
1297
00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:21,500
HARD-TO-REMOVE CARPET STAINS...
1298
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,867
>> Van Hagen: I THINK WE FOUND
1299
00:41:22,867 --> 00:41:26,100
OUR BODY SNATCHERS.
1300
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,533
>> Ross: WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T
1301
00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:28,267
HAVE $350?
1302
00:41:28,267 --> 00:41:29,933
>> IF THE IMPOUNDED VEHICLE IS
1303
00:41:29,933 --> 00:41:31,300
UNCLAIMED, IT WILL REMAIN IN
1304
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:32,867
STORAGE AT A RATE OF $18 PER
1305
00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:33,200
DAY.
1306
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,033
>> Ross: HMM.
1307
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,933
CAN YOU HANG ON A SECOND?
1308
00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:46,400
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1309
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:51,400
[ HORSE WHINNYING ]
1310
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,100
>> PA, I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!
1311
00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:34,833
>> * BENEATH THE BEBOP MOON
1312
00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:39,333
* I WANT TO CROON WITH YOU
1313
00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:42,300
* BENEATH THE MAMBO SUN
1314
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:45,033
* I GOT TO BE THE ONE
1315
00:42:45,033 --> 00:42:50,967
* WITH YOU, OOH, WITH YOU, OOH
1316
00:42:50,967 --> 00:42:53,300
[ DOG BARKING ]
1317
00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:57,833
>> Jack: [ HUMMING ]
1318
00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,367
[ BELL DINGS ]
1319
00:43:00,367 --> 00:43:06,100
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW, JUST HOLD
1320
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:09,967
STILL NOW.
1321
00:43:09,967 --> 00:43:14,467
>> GOT IT.
1322
00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:15,900
>> Jack: THAT IT?
1323
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,900
>> THAT'S IT.
1324
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:18,533
WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
1325
00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:20,267
HONEY.
1326
00:43:23,967 --> 00:43:28,000
>> Ross: HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
1327
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,133
HEY, UH...
1328
00:43:29,133 --> 00:43:30,400
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
1329
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,867
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
1330
00:43:31,867 --> 00:43:33,400
I WAS JUST OUT GETTING MY
1331
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,100
BRAND-NEW BMW WASHED.
1332
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,467
[ CHUCKLES ]
1333
00:43:36,467 --> 00:43:38,167
SERIOUS MACHINE.
1334
00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:39,500
[ GUNFIRE ]
1335
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,567
I'M THE ROSS MAN.
1336
00:43:40,567 --> 00:43:42,433
>> J.P.: IF I HAD TOLD YOU TWO
1337
00:43:42,433 --> 00:43:44,300
WEEKS AGO THAT TODAY, YOU'D BE
1338
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:45,967
SITTING IN THIS BEAUTIFUL
1339
00:43:45,967 --> 00:43:47,533
PARADISE, SURROUNDED BY MORE
1340
00:43:47,533 --> 00:43:49,133
MONEY THAN YOU COULD EVER
1341
00:43:49,133 --> 00:43:50,500
IMAGINE, WOULD YOU HAVE
1342
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,233
BELIEVED ME?
1343
00:43:51,233 --> 00:43:52,400
>> Ross: NOT A CHANCE, J.P.
1344
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,400
IN FACT, I STILL CAN'T
1345
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,100
BELIEVE IT.
1346
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,400
JUST TWO WEEKS AGO, I WAS LIVING
1347
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,867
IN A CRAPPY APARTMENT, SELLING
1348
00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:57,867
KNIVES DOOR-TO-DOOR.
1349
00:43:57,867 --> 00:43:59,067
I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
1350
00:43:59,067 --> 00:44:00,400
ME, A KNIFE SALESMAN.
1351
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,100
>> J.P.: BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW.
1352
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:03,500
>> Ross: THAT'S RIGHT, J.P.
1353
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:05,500
LOOK AT ME NOW.
1354
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,900
>> * WHILE THIS SONG HE SANG
1355
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:10,067
* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
1356
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:12,367
WAS MY NAME, NOW *
1357
00:44:12,367 --> 00:44:14,267
* GOO GOO, GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL
1358
00:44:14,267 --> 00:44:17,233
>> Ross: THAT'S RIGHT.
1359
00:44:17,233 --> 00:44:20,667
I'M THE ROSS MAN.
1360
00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:28,833
>> HEY.
1361
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,333
>> Ross: HEY.
1362
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,033
>> WHO ARE YOU?
1363
00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:33,967
>> Ross: I'M ROSS.
1364
00:44:33,967 --> 00:44:35,267
WHO ARE YOU?
1365
00:44:35,267 --> 00:44:36,467
>> I'M CANDY.
1366
00:44:36,467 --> 00:44:38,800
IS PRESTON HERE?
1367
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,400
>> Ross: PRESTON?
1368
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,533
>> YEAH, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET
1369
00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:41,600
AHOLD OF HIM FOR, LIKE, TWO
1370
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,600
DAYS.
1371
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,600
>> Ross: UH, NO, NO, HE...
1372
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,467
>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
1373
00:44:46,467 --> 00:44:48,967
JERK.
1374
00:44:48,967 --> 00:44:50,300
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?
1375
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,833
>> Ross: IS PRESTON YOUR
1376
00:44:51,833 --> 00:44:52,433
BOYFRIEND?
1377
00:44:52,433 --> 00:44:54,200
>> IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO
1378
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,200
CALL IT.
1379
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,167
ARE YOU A FRIEND OF HIS?
1380
00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:03,867
>> Ross: UH, YEAH, I MEAN...
1381
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,200
MORE A FRIEND OF MARK'S --
1382
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,233
MIKE'S.
1383
00:45:06,233 --> 00:45:07,400
>> OH.
1384
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,167
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1385
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,300
>> Ross: UH, WELL, I CAME BY TO
1386
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:14,500
FEED MIKE'S DOG.
1387
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,333
I WAS JUST ON MY WAY OUT.
1388
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:19,000
>> WHERE'S THE DOG?
1389
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,500
>> Ross: WELL, YOU KNOW, HE WENT
1390
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,067
OUT.
1391
00:45:21,067 --> 00:45:22,400
PROBABLY RUN SOME ERRANDS OR
1392
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,567
SOMETHING.
1393
00:45:23,567 --> 00:45:29,100
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1394
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:31,133
YOU'RE FUNNY.
1395
00:45:31,133 --> 00:45:35,433
[ LAUGHS ]
1396
00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:37,433
LITTLE SHOPPING SPREE, HUH?
1397
00:45:37,433 --> 00:45:41,000
>> Ross: YEAH.
1398
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,167
YEAH, I HAD A GOOD MONTH.
1399
00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,033
>> WHAT DO YOU DO?
1400
00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:47,333
>> Ross: I'M A D.E.S.
1401
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:49,367
>> COOL.
1402
00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:50,900
WHAT'S THAT, AGAIN?
1403
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:52,933
>> Ross: DOMESTIC ENHANCEMENT
1404
00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:54,600
SPECIALIST.
1405
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,933
>> WOW.
1406
00:45:56,933 --> 00:46:00,800
RIGHT ON.
1407
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,067
SO, I WAS GONNA GO LAY OUT IN
1408
00:46:03,067 --> 00:46:04,000
THE BACK.
1409
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,533
MAYBE THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO
1410
00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:07,300
COME, BUT I GUESS YOU GOT TO
1411
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:07,900
RUN.
1412
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:09,833
>> Ross: NO -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
1413
00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:12,233
I GOT SOME CLIENTS AND STUFF I
1414
00:46:12,233 --> 00:46:14,833
GOT TO MEET LATER, BUT THAT'S
1415
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,133
LATER.
1416
00:46:17,133 --> 00:46:22,000
>> SO, YOU WANT TO GO?
1417
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,033
>> Ross: YEAH.
1418
00:46:25,033 --> 00:46:26,900
>> OKAY.
1419
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:39,033
[ GATE CREAKS ]
1420
00:46:39,033 --> 00:46:41,367
[ CAR DOOR OPENS ]
1421
00:46:41,367 --> 00:46:43,500
>> Van Hagen: HEY.
1422
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,200
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1423
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,067
YOU JUST WAKE UP?
1424
00:46:47,067 --> 00:46:48,400
>> Athena: I'M NOT A MORNING
1425
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,600
PERSON.
1426
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,967
>> Van Hagen: THAT'S A SHOCKER.
1427
00:46:50,967 --> 00:46:52,833
THEY'RE RUSSIANS.
1428
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:53,933
>> Athena: RUSSIANS, HUH?
1429
00:46:53,933 --> 00:46:55,200
>> Van Hagen: YEAH, THEY GOT A
1430
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,367
LEGITIMATE CARPET-CLEANING
1431
00:46:56,367 --> 00:46:56,967
BUSINESS.
1432
00:46:56,967 --> 00:46:57,933
THEY'RE EVEN IN THE
1433
00:46:57,933 --> 00:46:59,067
YELLOW PAGES.
1434
00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:00,967
>> Athena: HUH.
1435
00:47:00,967 --> 00:47:03,933
[ SNIFFING ]
1436
00:47:03,933 --> 00:47:06,133
>> Van Hagen: WHAT?
1437
00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:09,300
>> Athena: IS THAT OLD SPICE?
1438
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:10,833
>> Van Hagen: IS THAT BAD?
1439
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:13,067
>> Athena: NO, I LIKE IT.
1440
00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:15,533
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THEY STILL
1441
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:18,400
MADE IT.
1442
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,600
>> Van Hagen: YEAH, THEY DO.
1443
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,967
>> * IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS
1444
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,800
* AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE
1445
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,467
RAIN *
1446
00:47:28,467 --> 00:47:31,133
* IF YOU'RE NOT INTO YOGA
1447
00:47:31,133 --> 00:47:33,967
>> Ross: SO, TELL ME MORE ABOUT
1448
00:47:33,967 --> 00:47:35,300
PRESTON.
1449
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,300
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
1450
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,233
>> Ross: WELL, HE WORKS FOR A
1451
00:47:39,233 --> 00:47:40,300
GUY NAMED MOSES?
1452
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:42,300
>> MOSES IS A SUPPLIER.
1453
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:43,867
HE'S A TOTAL PSYCHO, THOUGH,
1454
00:47:43,867 --> 00:47:45,333
ESPECIALLY IF YOU OWE HIM MONEY.
1455
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:46,933
>> * WRITE TO ME AND ESCAPE
1456
00:47:46,933 --> 00:47:48,433
>> Ross: WHY DIDN'T PRESTON JUST
1457
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,000
PAY HIM?
1458
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,833
>> BECAUSE OF HIS ACCIDENT ON
1459
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,000
"KING DONG."
1460
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,233
>> Ross: "KING DONG"?
1461
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,333
>> SON OF A BITCH!
1462
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:03,100
PRESTON, YOU ARE 15 MINUTES
1463
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:03,500
LATE!
1464
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,233
>> Preston: WHATEVER, MAN.
1465
00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:09,267
JUST BRING ME MY COSTUME.
1466
00:48:09,267 --> 00:48:10,167
WHAT IS THIS?
1467
00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:11,933
>> COSTUME WOMAN BROUGHT THE
1468
00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:12,600
WRONG WIG.
1469
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,967
SO TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE SOUL MAN.
1470
00:48:15,967 --> 00:48:17,833
>> Preston: AND THIS IS YOUR
1471
00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:19,467
IDEA OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN?
1472
00:48:19,467 --> 00:48:21,233
>> WE MAKE IT LOOK REAL IN
1473
00:48:21,233 --> 00:48:22,033
COMPUTER.
1474
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,933
SO SHUT UP, CLIMB ON TOP, AND
1475
00:48:23,933 --> 00:48:25,267
DON'T FORGET YOUR FUCKING LINE.
1476
00:48:25,267 --> 00:48:26,567
OKAY, COME ON, LADIES.
1477
00:48:26,567 --> 00:48:28,133
KING DONG'S IN THE HOUSE.
1478
00:48:28,133 --> 00:48:29,900
>> Preston: YEAH, KING FUCKING
1479
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:30,367
DONG.
1480
00:48:30,367 --> 00:48:32,433
>> COME ON, TEAM ALOHA, YOU'RE
1481
00:48:32,433 --> 00:48:34,833
HAPPY, YOU'RE PASSIONATE, YOU'RE
1482
00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:36,167
SEXY.
1483
00:48:36,167 --> 00:48:37,400
GOOD. YOU ARE ANGRY.
1484
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,800
YOU ARE THE DEVIL.
1485
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,500
YEAH, YEAH.
1486
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,467
[ BARKING ]
1487
00:48:40,467 --> 00:48:42,167
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!
1488
00:48:42,167 --> 00:48:44,300
OKAY, PRESTON, YOU ARE LARGE.
1489
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:45,500
YOU'RE GIGANTIC.
1490
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:46,533
YOU ARE UNCUT.
1491
00:48:46,533 --> 00:48:48,233
YOU'RE KING DONG!
1492
00:48:48,233 --> 00:48:50,533
PROCLAIM IT! ACTION!
1493
00:48:50,533 --> 00:48:52,033
>> Preston: I AM THE KING OF
1494
00:48:52,033 --> 00:48:52,567
HOLLYWOOD!
1495
00:48:52,567 --> 00:48:54,067
>> I AM THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD!
1496
00:48:54,067 --> 00:48:55,367
>> Preston: I AM THE KING OF
1497
00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:56,400
HOLLYWOOD!
1498
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,300
>> GOOD. ONE MORE.
1499
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,400
I AM KING OF HOLLYWOOD.
1500
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,500
>> Preston: I AM KING OF
1501
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,033
HOLLYWOOD!
1502
00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:02,333
>> THAT'S IT! GENIUS!
1503
00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:04,300
LET ME SEE IT WITH TITLES.
1504
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:05,433
>> Preston: I AM THE KING OF
1505
00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:08,000
HOLLYWOOD!
1506
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,967
>> PERFECT.
1507
00:49:08,967 --> 00:49:11,033
[ WOOD CREAKING ]
1508
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,367
>> COJELON, PRESTON!
1509
00:49:21,367 --> 00:49:23,067
ARE YOU OKAY?! PRESTON!
1510
00:49:23,067 --> 00:49:24,567
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!
1511
00:49:24,567 --> 00:49:25,400
THE COPS!
1512
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,967
THE COPS ARE COMING!
1513
00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:27,433
GO, GO, GO!
1514
00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:28,233
[ SIREN WAILS ]
1515
00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:29,300
YOU'RE OKAY! YOU'RE OKAY!
1516
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,167
EVERYONE IS FINE!
1517
00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:32,300
>> THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW
1518
00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:34,867
HIM.
1519
00:49:34,867 --> 00:49:35,867
>> Ross: OH.
1520
00:49:35,867 --> 00:49:37,000
>> * IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN
1521
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,933
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
1522
00:49:38,933 --> 00:49:41,900
>> AREN'T YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT?
1523
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:44,567
>> Ross: NO, IT'S PROBABLY NOT
1524
00:49:44,567 --> 00:49:45,233
FOR ME.
1525
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,200
>> HEY, IT'S MIKE.
1526
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,233
I'M NOT IN RIGHT NOW.
1527
00:49:47,233 --> 00:49:48,533
I'M OUT CATCHING SOME MONSTER
1528
00:49:48,533 --> 00:49:49,167
WAVES.
1529
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:50,067
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
1530
00:49:50,067 --> 00:49:51,467
>> YO, PRESTON, IT'S REGGIE!
1531
00:49:51,467 --> 00:49:52,300
>> IT'S REGGIE!
1532
00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:53,833
>> WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!
1533
00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:55,033
WHY AIN'T YOU ANSWER YOUR CELL?!
1534
00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:55,467
>> REGGIE?
1535
00:49:55,467 --> 00:49:56,100
>> CANDY?
1536
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:56,833
>> IT'S CANDY.
1537
00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,100
>> OH, DAMN, I'M GLAD TO HEAR
1538
00:49:58,100 --> 00:49:58,567
YOUR VOICE.
1539
00:49:58,567 --> 00:50:00,133
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND IN
1540
00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:00,500
HERE.
1541
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,900
>> WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU?
1542
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:02,967
>> IN JAIL.
1543
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,500
>> Athena: THERE IT IS.
1544
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,067
>> Van Hagen: YEAH.
1545
00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,167
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
1546
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:37,133
>> Athena: YOU KIDDING?
1547
00:50:37,133 --> 00:50:38,300
>> Van Hagen: I'LL BE RIGHT
1548
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:38,933
HERE, OKAY?
1549
00:50:38,933 --> 00:50:39,567
>> Athena: OKAY.
1550
00:50:39,567 --> 00:50:42,167
>> Van Hagen: BE CAREFUL.
1551
00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:43,533
HEY, ATHENA!
1552
00:50:43,533 --> 00:50:45,533
ATHENA, HERE, JUST IN CASE.
1553
00:50:45,533 --> 00:50:47,800
>> Athena: OH, THANKS.
1554
00:50:53,300 --> 00:51:00,000
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
1555
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,700
>> [ LAUGHING ]
1556
00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:33,067
>> Athena: BINGO.
1557
00:51:40,567 --> 00:51:46,467
>> JACK? SKIP AND BILL ARE HERE.
1558
00:51:46,467 --> 00:51:47,833
>> HEY, JACK.
1559
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:48,967
>> Jack: HEY, PAL.
1560
00:51:48,967 --> 00:51:50,267
>> LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO STOP
1561
00:51:50,267 --> 00:51:51,567
IN AND CLEAR THE AIR, MAKE SURE
1562
00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:52,867
THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS.
1563
00:51:52,867 --> 00:51:54,067
>> Jack: WHY WOULD I HAVE HARD
1564
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:54,900
FEELINGS, SKIP?
1565
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:56,133
>> I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD --
1566
00:51:56,133 --> 00:51:57,400
>> Jack: 'CAUSE YOUR EGOTISTICAL
1567
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,900
LITTLE BRAIN IS SO BLOATED, YOU
1568
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:00,600
ACTUALLY THINK YOU KNOW MORE
1569
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,333
ABOUT THE BUSINESS THAN SOMEONE
1570
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:02,500
THAT'S BEEN IN IT FOR OVER
1571
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:03,167
40 YEARS?
1572
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:04,567
OR MAYBE BECAUSE EVER SINCE YOU
1573
00:52:04,567 --> 00:52:06,233
GOT HERE -- WHAT'S IT BEEN, LIKE
1574
00:52:06,233 --> 00:52:07,567
TWO YEARS NOW? -- YOU'VE DONE
1575
00:52:07,567 --> 00:52:09,200
NOTHING BUT TRY TO KILL MY SHOW,
1576
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,833
A SHOW THAT WAS PULLING IN SOME
1577
00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,233
OF THE BIGGEST SHARES IN NETWORK
1578
00:52:12,233 --> 00:52:13,567
HISTORY WHEN YOU WERE WAKING UP
1579
00:52:13,567 --> 00:52:15,100
IN YOUR OWN VOMIT AT SOME FRAT
1580
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:15,533
PARTY?
1581
00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:17,367
OR COULD IT SIMPLY BE THAT YOU
1582
00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:19,300
WALK AROUND WITH YOUR NOSE UP SO
1583
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,167
MANY PEOPLE'S ASSES, YOU HAVE NO
1584
00:52:21,167 --> 00:52:22,833
IDEA HOW BAD YOUR OWN SHIT
1585
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:25,000
STINKS?
1586
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,833
OTHER THAN THAT, I THINK YOU'RE
1587
00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:28,367
A SWELL GUY, SKIP.
1588
00:52:28,367 --> 00:52:32,200
CANDY?
1589
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,567
>> OH, GOSH.
1590
00:52:34,567 --> 00:52:36,100
THANKS AGAIN, CANDY.
1591
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:36,933
>> THANK ROSS.
1592
00:52:36,933 --> 00:52:38,267
HE'S THE ONE WHO PAID BAIL.
1593
00:52:38,267 --> 00:52:39,967
>> THANKS, MAN.
1594
00:52:39,967 --> 00:52:41,167
I'LL GET YOU BACK.
1595
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,500
>> Ross: NO PROBLEM.
1596
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,333
>> SO, ARE YOU GONNA TELL US
1597
00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:45,333
WHAT HAPPENED?
1598
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:47,067
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT YOU.
1599
00:52:47,067 --> 00:52:48,467
>> OH, MAN, THIS IS ONE
1600
00:52:48,467 --> 00:52:50,000
FUCKED-UP SITUATION.
1601
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,133
WHERE DO I EVEN START?
1602
00:52:52,133 --> 00:52:54,500
>> HOW ABOUT FROM THE BEGINNING?
1603
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,500
>> SHIT. ALL RIGHT.
1604
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,400
CAN Y'ALL DO ME ONE MORE FAVOR?
1605
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,267
I NEED TO GET SOME CHICKEN AND
1606
00:53:00,267 --> 00:53:01,867
WAFFLES IN ME REAL BAD.
1607
00:53:01,867 --> 00:53:03,333
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1608
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,033
>> YOU TALK, I'LL DRIVE.
1609
00:53:06,033 --> 00:53:10,067
>> [ SCATTING ]
1610
00:53:14,533 --> 00:53:16,233
>> YO.
1611
00:53:16,233 --> 00:53:19,567
>> Preston: WHAT UP?
1612
00:53:19,567 --> 00:53:20,400
>> DAMN, SON.
1613
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,033
WHEN YOU GONNA DITCH THE E.R.
1614
00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:22,400
LOOK?
1615
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,100
>> Preston: WHEN I CAN FUCKING
1616
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:24,500
MOVE.
1617
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,833
>> WHAT WE HAVE HERE?
1618
00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:27,200
>> Preston: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
1619
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,833
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
1620
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:31,033
THAT'S ALL I GOT, MAN.
1621
00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:32,333
>> THAT'S COOL. IT'S COOL.
1622
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:33,967
I DON'T NEED NO ARTIFICIAL HIGH
1623
00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:34,433
TONIGHT.
1624
00:53:34,433 --> 00:53:35,567
>> Preston: WHY'S THAT?
1625
00:53:35,567 --> 00:53:36,800
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
1626
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,200
COULD IT BE BECAUSE A BROTHER
1627
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,600
FINALLY CAUGHT A BREAK IN THIS
1628
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,967
LILY-WHITE INDUSTRY?
1629
00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:41,933
>> Preston: NO SHIT?
1630
00:53:41,933 --> 00:53:43,300
THEY'RE REMAKING "ROOTS," MAN?
1631
00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:44,033
THAT'S GREAT.
1632
00:53:44,033 --> 00:53:44,933
>> THAT'S FUNNY.
1633
00:53:44,933 --> 00:53:46,200
>> Preston: I'M JUST KIDDING,
1634
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:46,500
MAN.
1635
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,100
YOU GOT THAT SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR
1636
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,200
COMMERCIAL, THOUGH?
1637
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,100
>> KEEP GOING.
1638
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:51,500
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE LEAD
1639
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:53,167
TALENT ON A NATIONAL, BITCH,
1640
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:53,933
RIGHT HERE.
1641
00:53:53,933 --> 00:53:55,133
>> Preston: NATIONAL?
1642
00:53:55,133 --> 00:53:56,167
GET OUT OF HERE.
1643
00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:57,567
>> ENOUGH CASH TO LAST ME A
1644
00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:59,300
YEAR, AND A CLOSETFUL OF BOXER
1645
00:53:59,300 --> 00:53:59,900
BRIEFS.
1646
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:01,133
>> Preston: THAT'S REALLY
1647
00:54:01,133 --> 00:54:01,833
GREAT, MAN.
1648
00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:03,133
I'M -- I AM PROUD OF YOU.
1649
00:54:03,133 --> 00:54:04,000
>> THANKS, MAN.
1650
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,400
SO WHAT'S THIS FAVOR YOU HAVE
1651
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,067
FOR ME?
1652
00:54:06,067 --> 00:54:07,400
>> Preston: IT'S IN THAT BOX
1653
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,567
DOWN THERE.
1654
00:54:08,567 --> 00:54:11,600
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1655
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,233
IT'S A GOOD THING YOU GOT THAT
1656
00:54:13,233 --> 00:54:14,100
LOCK ON THERE.
1657
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:15,833
I KNOW IF I WAS RIPPING YOU OFF,
1658
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,300
I'D BE LIKE, "WHOA, THAT SHIT'S
1659
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:18,100
GOT A LOCK.
1660
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:19,333
BETTER NOT GO IN THERE."
1661
00:54:19,333 --> 00:54:23,833
[ LAUGHS ]
1662
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,167
>> Preston: TAKE THIS SHIT TO
1663
00:54:25,167 --> 00:54:25,900
SUAREZ.
1664
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:27,000
>> OH, MAN, I DON'T GOT TIME TO
1665
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
BE RIDING ALL THE WAY OVER
1666
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:28,333
THERE.
1667
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,467
>> Preston: LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE
1668
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:30,533
YOU'RE DENZEL YET, ALL RIGHT?
1669
00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:31,867
SO IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR
1670
00:54:31,867 --> 00:54:32,967
HEART TO DO ME A FAVOR, THAT
1671
00:54:32,967 --> 00:54:34,100
WOULD BE GREAT.
1672
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:35,400
IT'S JUST ONE DEAL, MAN.
1673
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,933
IT'S OBVIOUSLY A BIG ONE.
1674
00:54:36,933 --> 00:54:38,133
I OWE MOSES 10 GRAND.
1675
00:54:38,133 --> 00:54:39,833
I GOT TO PAY HIM BY THURSDAY.
1676
00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,067
OTHERWISE, I'M IN DEEP SHIT.
1677
00:54:41,067 --> 00:54:42,133
I'LL GIVE YOU 100 BUCKS.
1678
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:42,933
>> 100 BONES?
1679
00:54:42,933 --> 00:54:44,300
>> Preston: ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE
1680
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:45,067
YOU 200 BUCKS.
1681
00:54:45,067 --> 00:54:46,033
>> PLUS YOUR RIDE.
1682
00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:48,867
>> Preston: JESUS, MAN.
1683
00:54:48,867 --> 00:54:49,233
FINE.
1684
00:54:49,233 --> 00:54:50,833
JUST COME RIGHT BACK HERE, ALL
1685
00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:51,200
RIGHT?
1686
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,367
DON'T STOP AT THE FUCKING
1687
00:54:52,367 --> 00:54:53,967
MINI MART, PICK UP BITCHES, OR
1688
00:54:53,967 --> 00:54:55,300
WHATEVER YOU DO.
1689
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:56,500
>> BITCH, PLEASE.
1690
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,733
HOW ABOUT THAT?
1691
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:11,800
>> [ SCATTING ]
1692
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,267
[ ALARM CHIRPS ]
1693
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,533
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
1694
00:55:22,533 --> 00:55:24,200
>> GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!
1695
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,467
>> YOU WANT TO DIE, BOY?!
1696
00:55:25,467 --> 00:55:26,200
COME ON!
1697
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,333
COME ON, GET OUT OF THE CAR!
1698
00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:28,867
>> OH, GOD!
1699
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,367
>> FUCK YOU!
1700
00:55:30,367 --> 00:55:32,233
>> GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!
1701
00:55:32,233 --> 00:55:34,267
>> YEAH, BOY, BUST HIM UP!
1702
00:55:34,267 --> 00:55:35,400
BUST HIM UP!
1703
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,933
GET! GET!
1704
00:55:38,933 --> 00:55:40,267
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1705
00:55:40,267 --> 00:55:44,467
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
1706
00:55:44,467 --> 00:55:48,167
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
1707
00:55:48,167 --> 00:55:52,133
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1708
00:55:52,133 --> 00:55:53,300
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
1709
00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:54,467
>> Preston: JUST KEEP YOUR
1710
00:55:54,467 --> 00:55:55,967
FUCKING MOUTH SHUT, ALL RIGHT?
1711
00:55:55,967 --> 00:56:00,833
I TOLD YOU.
1712
00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:02,300
>> WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT
1713
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:03,800
SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED?
1714
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,833
THIS AIN'T NO ampm.
1715
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,167
AND WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
1716
00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:09,500
>> Preston: LOOK, I'M SORRY,
1717
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,867
I'VE JUST -- I'VE GOT A
1718
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,167
SITUATION, AND I NEED TO TALK TO
1719
00:56:12,167 --> 00:56:15,033
MOSES.
1720
00:56:15,033 --> 00:56:16,233
[ KNUCKLES CRACK ]
1721
00:56:16,233 --> 00:56:18,100
>> THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
1722
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:28,833
>> WHAT A LOOK OF CONCENTRATION
1723
00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:30,167
ON THAT FACE.
1724
00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:32,167
>> GUY BETTER BE SWINGING.
1725
00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:34,033
>> 2-1 PITCH ON THE WAY.
1726
00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:35,467
WADE SWINGS, AND THERE'S A LONG
1727
00:56:35,467 --> 00:56:37,000
FLY BALL DEEP TO LEFT FIELD.
1728
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,567
WILLIAMS IS AT AT THE TRACK.
1729
00:56:38,567 --> 00:56:39,933
THAT BALL IS GONE!
1730
00:56:39,933 --> 00:56:40,967
>> YES!
1731
00:56:40,967 --> 00:56:42,900
YEAH, BABY, YEAH!
1732
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,900
[ LAUGHS ]
1733
00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:46,567
HAND IT OVER, SON.
1734
00:56:46,567 --> 00:56:48,900
[ LAUGHS ]
1735
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:51,433
>> YO, BIG BRO.
1736
00:56:51,433 --> 00:56:54,133
WE GOT A VISITOR.
1737
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,133
>> Preston: LOOK, I'M SORRY,
1738
00:57:00,133 --> 00:57:01,533
MOSES, BUT WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM
1739
00:57:01,533 --> 00:57:03,500
HERE.
1740
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:07,533
REGGIE WAS CARJACKED.
1741
00:57:07,533 --> 00:57:08,500
>> HMM.
1742
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:10,500
[ SNORTS ]
1743
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:13,233
AND YOUR POINT IS?
1744
00:57:13,233 --> 00:57:14,567
>> Preston: THE BLOW WAS IN THE
1745
00:57:14,567 --> 00:57:17,567
CAR.
1746
00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,267
>> I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE
1747
00:57:19,267 --> 00:57:21,933
PART THAT CONCERNS US.
1748
00:57:21,933 --> 00:57:23,933
DID YOU HEAR IT, TINY?
1749
00:57:23,933 --> 00:57:24,967
>> NOPE.
1750
00:57:24,967 --> 00:57:25,867
>> HUH?
1751
00:57:25,867 --> 00:57:27,167
>> ME NEITHER.
1752
00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:30,900
>> YEAH. SO...
1753
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,100
>> Preston: I'M SORRY, BUT I'M
1754
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,333
NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET YOUR
1755
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,067
MONEY ON TIME.
1756
00:57:34,067 --> 00:57:35,067
>> Shh, shh, shh, shh.
1757
00:57:35,067 --> 00:57:38,100
Shh, shh.
1758
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:41,800
LET'S THINK ABOUT THAT, HMM?
1759
00:57:45,033 --> 00:57:49,200
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1760
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,067
NO.
1761
00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:53,367
SEE, I DISAGREE, PORN STAR.
1762
00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:54,900
YENTA HERE HAS GOT SOME BIG-ASS
1763
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:56,167
BALLS INTERRUPTING OUR EVENING
1764
00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:59,333
WITH THIS BULLSHIT, HUH?
1765
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:00,467
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO MAKE
1766
00:58:00,467 --> 00:58:05,033
SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
1767
00:58:05,033 --> 00:58:07,167
NUMBER THREE.
1768
00:58:07,167 --> 00:58:08,867
>> Preston: HEY, HEY, HEY, COME
1769
00:58:08,867 --> 00:58:09,233
ON.
1770
00:58:09,233 --> 00:58:10,367
NO, NO, NO, MOSES!
1771
00:58:10,367 --> 00:58:11,300
NO, NO, NO!
1772
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:12,833
>> DON'T YOU MOVE AN INCH, BOY.
1773
00:58:12,833 --> 00:58:14,333
>> Preston: MOSES, JESUS CHRIST,
1774
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:15,833
LET GO OF MY FUCKING LEGS!
1775
00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:17,167
>> DO YOU KNOW WHO MOSES WAS
1776
00:58:17,167 --> 00:58:18,100
FROM THE BIBLE?
1777
00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:19,467
>> Preston: YEAH, HE WAS THE
1778
00:58:19,467 --> 00:58:20,833
TEN COMMANDMENTS DUDE.
1779
00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,067
>> TEN COMMANDMENTS DUDE.
1780
00:58:22,067 --> 00:58:23,433
THAT IS CORRECT.
1781
00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,533
OR AS US CHOSEN ONES PREFER TO
1782
00:58:25,533 --> 00:58:27,933
CALL HIM, THE GIVER OF THE LAW.
1783
00:58:27,933 --> 00:58:29,967
SEE, NOW, MOSES BROUGHT DOWN
1784
00:58:29,967 --> 00:58:32,100
THAT LAW FROM MOUNT SINAI FOR A
1785
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:32,933
REASON.
1786
00:58:32,933 --> 00:58:34,267
TELL HIM WHY, DAMON.
1787
00:58:34,267 --> 00:58:36,500
>> HELPS KEEP SHIT IN ORDER.
1788
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,933
>> AND ORDER IS A GOOD THING.
1789
00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:41,367
TELL HIM WHY IT'S A GOOD THING,
1790
00:58:41,367 --> 00:58:42,033
TINY.
1791
00:58:42,033 --> 00:58:43,400
>> HELPS SHIT RUN EFFICIENTLY.
1792
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,933
>> AND EFFICIENCY, IT'S A VERY
1793
00:58:45,933 --> 00:58:47,000
GOOD THING.
1794
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,300
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE WITH THAT,
1795
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:51,300
PORN STAR?
1796
00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:55,833
>> Preston: YEAH.
1797
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,833
>> SO...
1798
00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,167
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GONNA
1799
00:58:59,167 --> 00:59:01,033
HAVE MY MONEY?
1800
00:59:05,367 --> 00:59:08,100
>> [ BELCHES, CLEARS THROAT ]
1801
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:10,833
SO, IVAN SAYS YOU ARE GOOD
1802
00:59:10,833 --> 00:59:12,233
WORKERS, YES?
1803
00:59:12,233 --> 00:59:14,400
>> Preston: UH, YES.
1804
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,467
WE'LL DO ANYTHING.
1805
00:59:15,467 --> 00:59:17,233
WE JUST NEED TO GET OUR HANDS
1806
00:59:17,233 --> 00:59:17,867
ON --
1807
00:59:17,867 --> 00:59:19,167
>> $10,000, YES, YES, I
1808
00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:20,000
UNDERSTAND.
1809
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,500
WHEN DO YOU NEED THIS MONEY?
1810
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,933
>> Preston: THURSDAY.
1811
00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:24,533
>> YES, WELL, THAT CAN BE DONE,
1812
00:59:24,533 --> 00:59:26,867
BUT YOU MUST WORK FAST.
1813
00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,833
I WOULD SAY BEST IS MAN, BETWEEN
1814
00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,600
40 AND 50, OVER 6 FEET TALL,
1815
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:32,567
WHITE SKIN.
1816
00:59:32,567 --> 00:59:34,833
YES, WE DON'T NEED BLACK RIGHT
1817
00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:36,967
NOW.
1818
00:59:36,967 --> 00:59:38,533
>> Preston: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1819
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,133
>> IVAN DID NOT TELL YOU?
1820
00:59:40,133 --> 00:59:41,133
>> Preston: NO.
1821
00:59:41,133 --> 00:59:43,000
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1822
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:49,333
[ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ]
1823
00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:51,033
YOU ARE TO FIND A BODY, EH?
1824
00:59:51,033 --> 00:59:52,533
A CORPSE.
1825
00:59:52,533 --> 00:59:57,033
>> [ SCATTING ]
1826
00:59:57,033 --> 00:59:59,067
>> Preston: DID YOU SAY CORPSE?
1827
00:59:59,067 --> 01:00:00,267
>> YES, DEAD BODY.
1828
01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:01,800
BUT IT MUST BE FRESH.
1829
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,500
NO MORE THAN TWO, THREE DAYS.
1830
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,467
IF IT IS ROTTEN, HE IS NO GOOD
1831
01:00:05,467 --> 01:00:06,367
FOR US.
1832
01:00:06,367 --> 01:00:08,233
YOU CAN DO THIS, NO?
1833
01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:11,233
>> Preston: YEAH.
1834
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:14,233
UM, SO, WHERE DO WE TAKE THE
1835
01:00:14,233 --> 01:00:15,067
BODY?
1836
01:00:15,067 --> 01:00:16,933
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
1837
01:00:16,933 --> 01:00:18,933
YOU GIVE ME ADDRESS, WE PICK UP
1838
01:00:18,933 --> 01:00:21,800
BODY.
1839
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,167
WE WILL LEAVE YOU KEY FOR SAFE
1840
01:00:23,167 --> 01:00:24,167
DEPOSIT BOX.
1841
01:00:24,167 --> 01:00:28,467
INSIDE BOX WILL BE YOUR MONEY.
1842
01:00:28,467 --> 01:00:30,867
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
1843
01:00:30,867 --> 01:00:33,033
YES.
1844
01:00:33,033 --> 01:00:36,367
WE WILL BE THURSDAY, NOON.
1845
01:00:36,367 --> 01:00:38,233
YOU LEAVE KEY OVER DOOR.
1846
01:00:38,233 --> 01:00:41,567
YES, THANK YOU.
1847
01:00:41,567 --> 01:00:42,600
GOODBYE.
1848
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:43,533
>> YES.
1849
01:00:43,533 --> 01:00:44,800
>> Preston: YES.
1850
01:00:50,167 --> 01:00:51,833
>> J.P.: TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS
1851
01:00:51,833 --> 01:00:53,000
LIVING IN A TRAILER.
1852
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:53,833
I HAD NO JOB.
1853
01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:55,333
I WAS SERIOUSLY IN DEBT, AND I
1854
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:56,400
WEIGHED 98 POUNDS.
1855
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,833
>> BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW!
1856
01:00:57,833 --> 01:00:59,333
>> J.P.: THAT'S RIGHT, LOOK AT
1857
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,000
ME NOW.
1858
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,933
NOW I LIVE IN A
1859
01:01:00,933 --> 01:01:02,233
10,000-SQUARE-FOOT MANSION IN
1860
01:01:02,233 --> 01:01:03,300
BEVERLY...
1861
01:01:13,433 --> 01:01:14,067
>> DAMN.
1862
01:01:14,067 --> 01:01:15,500
>> Preston: YOU JUST CHECK THOSE
1863
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:16,100
TRAYS.
1864
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,300
I'LL CHECK THESE.
1865
01:01:25,133 --> 01:01:27,833
>> YO, CHECK IT OUT.
1866
01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,700
NICK NOLTE FINALLY DIED.
1867
01:01:36,167 --> 01:01:39,333
WHOA. BARBECUE.
1868
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:41,033
>> Preston: DID SOMEBODY YOUNG
1869
01:01:41,033 --> 01:01:45,333
DIE?
1870
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,067
>> YO, I THINK WE GOT A WINNER.
1871
01:01:55,967 --> 01:01:57,967
>> I'M SO SORRY, MRS. BELINSKI.
1872
01:01:57,967 --> 01:02:02,467
THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
1873
01:02:02,467 --> 01:02:04,433
>> Preston: SHIT!
1874
01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:06,300
JUST GO, GO, GO, GO!
1875
01:02:13,467 --> 01:02:15,167
>> ALL I'M SAYING IS, A LOT OF
1876
01:02:15,167 --> 01:02:16,933
THE BEST ACTORS GOT THEIR STARTS
1877
01:02:16,933 --> 01:02:17,900
IN COMMERCIALS.
1878
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,433
IT'S THE PERFECT STEPPING STONE
1879
01:02:19,433 --> 01:02:20,567
TO FEATURES.
1880
01:02:20,567 --> 01:02:21,933
>> Preston: TO -- TO FEATURES?
1881
01:02:21,933 --> 01:02:22,433
>> YEAH.
1882
01:02:22,433 --> 01:02:23,867
>> Preston: IT'S A FUCKING
1883
01:02:23,867 --> 01:02:25,200
BUTT-HUGGER COMMERCIAL, MAN.
1884
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,567
YOU CALL THAT ACTING?
1885
01:02:27,567 --> 01:02:28,433
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
1886
01:02:28,433 --> 01:02:29,933
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GIVE UP AND
1887
01:02:29,933 --> 01:02:31,200
START DOING SOME CHEAP-ASS SKIN
1888
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:31,567
FLICKS.
1889
01:02:31,567 --> 01:02:32,933
>> Preston: I KNEW YOU WERE
1890
01:02:32,933 --> 01:02:33,533
GONNA SAY THAT.
1891
01:02:33,533 --> 01:02:34,600
REGGIE, I HOPE ALL YOUR
1892
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:35,967
HOLLYWOOD DREAMS COME TRUE.
1893
01:02:35,967 --> 01:02:36,567
>> THANK YOU.
1894
01:02:36,567 --> 01:02:38,167
>> Preston: LET'S JUST FUCKING
1895
01:02:38,167 --> 01:02:42,300
GET THIS OVER WITH, PLEASE.
1896
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:44,033
>> [ SIGHS ]
1897
01:02:48,533 --> 01:02:50,800
LOOKS DEAD.
1898
01:02:55,867 --> 01:03:01,367
THIS MARIACHI GOT NO LEGS.
1899
01:03:01,367 --> 01:03:03,067
[ GROANS ]
1900
01:03:03,067 --> 01:03:04,233
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO GET
1901
01:03:04,233 --> 01:03:05,100
ANOTHER AGENT THEN?
1902
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,267
>> Preston: AND LET SOME OTHER
1903
01:03:06,267 --> 01:03:07,467
HOLLYWOOD JERK-OFF SEND ME OFF
1904
01:03:07,467 --> 01:03:08,467
ON WORTHLESS AUDITIONS?
1905
01:03:08,467 --> 01:03:09,533
I DON'T THINK SO, MAN.
1906
01:03:09,533 --> 01:03:10,900
>> SEE, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
1907
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:11,433
RIGHT THERE.
1908
01:03:11,433 --> 01:03:12,533
SEE, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE
1909
01:03:12,533 --> 01:03:13,133
REJECTION.
1910
01:03:13,133 --> 01:03:14,267
THAT'S A PART OF THE PROCESS,
1911
01:03:14,267 --> 01:03:14,833
BROTHER.
1912
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:15,567
EVERY ACTOR'S GOT TO --
1913
01:03:15,567 --> 01:03:16,967
>> Preston: WILL YOU JUST WORRY
1914
01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:18,333
ABOUT YOURSELF, OKAY?
1915
01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:19,500
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'M FINE.
1916
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,367
JUST DIG.
1917
01:03:21,367 --> 01:03:25,500
>> JUST TRYING TO HELP.
1918
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,867
[ METAL CLANGS ]
1919
01:03:26,867 --> 01:03:29,567
>> YO. WE IN BUSINESS.
1920
01:03:29,567 --> 01:03:31,367
YO, PRESTON!
1921
01:03:31,367 --> 01:03:33,367
WHERE THE FUCK YOU GO?!
1922
01:03:33,367 --> 01:03:36,533
>> EVENING.
1923
01:03:36,533 --> 01:03:38,067
YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOU'RE
1924
01:03:38,067 --> 01:03:39,267
DOING DOWN THERE?
1925
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:47,900
DAMN, THIS SHIT'S GOOD.
1926
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:48,400
THANK YOU.
1927
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,900
>> SO, THAT WAS THE LAST TIME
1928
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:50,533
YOU SAW PRESTON.
1929
01:03:50,533 --> 01:03:52,133
>> YEP, I FIGURED HE'D GONE BACK
1930
01:03:52,133 --> 01:03:53,500
TO THE BEACH HOUSE, BUT I GUESS
1931
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,033
NOT.
1932
01:03:54,033 --> 01:03:55,333
NIGGA MUST HAVE SKIPPED TOWN OR
1933
01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:57,367
SOMETHING.
1934
01:03:57,367 --> 01:04:03,233
SO HOW YOU KNOW PRESTON?
1935
01:04:03,233 --> 01:04:05,933
>> ROSS? HELLO?
1936
01:04:05,933 --> 01:04:07,833
>> Ross: SORRY.
1937
01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:10,933
I DON'T REALLY KNOW PRESTON.
1938
01:04:10,933 --> 01:04:12,067
I KNOW MATT.
1939
01:04:12,067 --> 01:04:14,033
>> WHO THE HELL IS MATT?
1940
01:04:14,033 --> 01:04:16,133
>> Ross: I MEAN MIKE, MIKE.
1941
01:04:16,133 --> 01:04:20,100
EXCUSE ME A SECOND.
1942
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:21,300
>> WHERE DID YOU MEET THIS JOKER
1943
01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:22,467
AT?
1944
01:04:22,467 --> 01:04:23,867
>> AT THE BEACH HOUSE.
1945
01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:34,067
>> Preston: DID YOU SAY THAT
1946
01:04:34,067 --> 01:04:37,100
NOBODY KNOWS YOU'RE HERE?
1947
01:04:44,067 --> 01:04:45,533
>> J.P.: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
1948
01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:46,300
THINKING.
1949
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:48,067
YOU SHOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW.
1950
01:04:48,067 --> 01:04:49,900
PRESTON CHICKENED OUT AND BLEW
1951
01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:51,400
HIS OPPORTUNITY FOR SUCCESS.
1952
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,133
DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE.
1953
01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:56,467
DITCH THESE CLOWNS.
1954
01:04:56,467 --> 01:04:57,967
OH, COME ON, DON'T TELL ME
1955
01:04:57,967 --> 01:04:59,167
YOU'RE INTO THIS BROAD.
1956
01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:00,100
>> Ross: MAYBE.
1957
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:00,967
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
1958
01:05:00,967 --> 01:05:02,067
>> J.P.: WELL, HOW LONG DO YOU
1959
01:05:02,067 --> 01:05:03,100
THINK THIS CHARADE IS GONNA
1960
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:03,500
LAST, HUH?
1961
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,567
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
1962
01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:05,867
BEFORE SHE FINDS OUT THAT YOU
1963
01:05:05,867 --> 01:05:06,567
WHACKED HER BOYFRIEND.
1964
01:05:06,567 --> 01:05:07,933
>> Ross: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
1965
01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:10,233
>> J.P.: WAS IT? REALLY?
1966
01:05:10,233 --> 01:05:12,967
HEY, WISE UP.
1967
01:05:12,967 --> 01:05:15,100
SHE'S USING YOU, JUST LIKE SHE
1968
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:17,100
USED PRESTON.
1969
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,100
REMEMBER, ROSS, YOU ARE IN
1970
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:20,833
CHARGE.
1971
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:25,467
YOU ARE IN CONTROL.
1972
01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:27,167
>> MAN, WHY YOU USE A FORK WITH
1973
01:05:27,167 --> 01:05:28,200
THE CHICKEN, MAN?
1974
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,200
USE YOUR HAND.
1975
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:33,067
[ LAUGHS ]
1976
01:05:33,067 --> 01:05:35,500
HEY, AIN'T THAT TINY DISCO BAGEL
1977
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,800
OVER THERE?
1978
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,967
>> HELL, NO.
1979
01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:40,667
>> MOTHERFUCKER.
1980
01:05:56,033 --> 01:05:57,200
>> FIVE MINUTES, JACK.
1981
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,367
>> Jack: THANKS, TIM.
1982
01:05:58,367 --> 01:05:59,967
OH, HEY, DO ME A FAVOR, WILL
1983
01:05:59,967 --> 01:06:00,267
YOU?
1984
01:06:00,267 --> 01:06:01,933
GIVE THIS TO SKIP RIGHT AFTER
1985
01:06:01,933 --> 01:06:02,500
THE SHOW.
1986
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,733
>> YOU GOT IT.
1987
01:06:19,467 --> 01:06:22,333
[ APPLAUSE ]
1988
01:06:42,367 --> 01:06:44,233
>> GO GET 'EM, HANDSOME.
1989
01:06:44,233 --> 01:06:45,933
>> Jack: THANK YOU.
1990
01:06:50,067 --> 01:06:52,933
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS
1991
01:06:52,933 --> 01:06:56,100
YOUR HOST, JACK WEST!
1992
01:06:56,100 --> 01:06:57,800
[ APPLAUSE ]
1993
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,933
>> Van Hagen: UM, HOW DID YOU
1994
01:07:09,933 --> 01:07:13,267
GET INTO THIS LINE OF...
1995
01:07:13,267 --> 01:07:14,967
WORK?
1996
01:07:14,967 --> 01:07:16,600
>> Athena: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
1997
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,167
SOMETHING MORE PROFOUND?
1998
01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,033
>> Van Hagen: SO, YOU JUST LIKE
1999
01:07:20,033 --> 01:07:21,367
TO LOOK AT DEAD PEOPLE?
2000
01:07:21,367 --> 01:07:23,367
>> Athena: DOESN'T EVERYBODY?
2001
01:07:23,367 --> 01:07:25,900
>> Van Hagen: UM, NO.
2002
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:27,400
I DON'T THINK SO.
2003
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,533
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
2004
01:07:28,533 --> 01:07:33,533
UH-OH. WE HAVE MOVEMENT.
2005
01:07:33,533 --> 01:07:34,367
[ APPLAUSE ]
2006
01:07:34,367 --> 01:07:35,867
>> Jack: AND WE ARE BACK!
2007
01:07:35,867 --> 01:07:37,300
OKAY, FOLKS, WE -- BY THE WAY,
2008
01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:38,900
CHAVO, YOU ARE LOOKING QUITE
2009
01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:39,867
DAPPER TONIGHT.
2010
01:07:39,867 --> 01:07:40,933
IS THAT A NEW SUIT?
2011
01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:42,467
>> WELL, JACK, YOU'D HAVE TO ASK
2012
01:07:42,467 --> 01:07:43,333
MY WIFE.
2013
01:07:43,333 --> 01:07:45,167
[ LAUGHTER ]
2014
01:07:45,167 --> 01:07:46,533
AND SPEAKING OF WIVES, I THINK I
2015
01:07:46,533 --> 01:07:47,900
SEE YOUR BETTER HALF IN THE
2016
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:48,500
AUDIENCE, JACK.
2017
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,500
>> Jack: YES, YOU DO.
2018
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,200
YES, YOU DO.
2019
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,567
AND OF COURSE, I HAD TO TALK HER
2020
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:53,467
INTO COMING HERE TONIGHT.
2021
01:07:53,467 --> 01:07:54,867
CYNTHIA, WHY DON'T YOU STAND UP
2022
01:07:54,867 --> 01:07:56,033
SO ALL THE FOLKS OUT IN TV LAND
2023
01:07:56,033 --> 01:07:58,100
CAN SEE HOW LUCKY I AM?
2024
01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:02,067
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
2025
01:08:02,067 --> 01:08:03,433
>> OOPS.
2026
01:08:03,433 --> 01:08:04,867
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
2027
01:08:04,867 --> 01:08:06,300
SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT,
2028
01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:06,833
JACK.
2029
01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:09,533
[ LAUGHTER ]
2030
01:08:09,533 --> 01:08:11,533
>> Jack: SORRY, HONEY.
2031
01:08:11,533 --> 01:08:13,067
>> ENJOY THE SHOW, KIDS.
2032
01:08:13,067 --> 01:08:14,567
>> [ HUMMING
2033
01:08:14,567 --> 01:08:17,067
"TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME" ]
2034
01:08:17,067 --> 01:08:24,100
>> [ MUMBLING ]
2035
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,600
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW, BRO.
2036
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:31,467
LET'S SEE THE SHOW.
2037
01:08:31,467 --> 01:08:33,000
FOUL BALL.
2038
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,267
>> BRINGING ON THE HEAT TONIGHT.
2039
01:08:34,267 --> 01:08:35,400
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHOKE UP.
2040
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,100
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL.
2041
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,833
[ BAT CLANGS ]
2042
01:08:39,833 --> 01:08:42,133
>> [ GROANS ]
2043
01:08:42,133 --> 01:08:43,333
>> SHIT!
2044
01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:47,500
>> STRIKE TWO!
2045
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,367
>> OH, DAMN!
2046
01:08:48,367 --> 01:08:49,900
DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!
2047
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:51,300
>> I SEE YOUR ASS GETTING
2048
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:51,967
FANNED.
2049
01:08:51,967 --> 01:08:53,567
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE,
2050
01:08:53,567 --> 01:08:54,300
SON.
2051
01:08:54,300 --> 01:09:00,133
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
2052
01:09:00,133 --> 01:09:01,033
[ GROANS ]
2053
01:09:01,033 --> 01:09:02,233
>> I KNOW IT HURT.
2054
01:09:02,233 --> 01:09:03,433
I KNOW IT HURTS.
2055
01:09:03,433 --> 01:09:05,233
>> STRIKE ONE, MESHUGGENEH.
2056
01:09:05,233 --> 01:09:07,967
>> [ MOANING ]
2057
01:09:07,967 --> 01:09:09,133
[ GROANS ]
2058
01:09:09,133 --> 01:09:10,200
>> WHAT THE FUCK?
2059
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:10,967
>> WHOO!
2060
01:09:10,967 --> 01:09:12,133
THAT SHIT WAS HIGH.
2061
01:09:12,133 --> 01:09:13,067
>> BULLSHIT!
2062
01:09:13,067 --> 01:09:14,200
THAT WAS A STRIKE!
2063
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,367
>> YO, DAIRY QUEEN!
2064
01:09:15,367 --> 01:09:17,100
WAS THAT SHIT HIGH OR WHAT?
2065
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:18,933
>> Ross: LOOKED A LITTLE HIGH,
2066
01:09:18,933 --> 01:09:22,267
MAN.
2067
01:09:22,267 --> 01:09:24,000
>> THAT LOOK HIGH TO YOU?
2068
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,400
>> THAT WOULD BE A BALL IN MY
2069
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,000
BOOK.
2070
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,500
>> BULLSHIT! CHEST TO KNEES!
2071
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:31,000
THAT IS THE STRIKE ZONE!
2072
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,000
>> [ GROANS ]
2073
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,000
>> NOW, THAT'S A STRIKE.
2074
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,500
>> Athena: HERE WE GO.
2075
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,033
WHO'S THIS GUY?
2076
01:09:44,033 --> 01:09:47,533
>> Van Hagen: I HAVE NO IDEA.
2077
01:09:47,533 --> 01:09:53,067
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
2078
01:09:53,067 --> 01:09:56,567
>> [ MUMBLING ]
2079
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:58,267
>> WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
2080
01:09:58,267 --> 01:09:59,100
>> NOTHING.
2081
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:00,433
IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE.
2082
01:10:00,433 --> 01:10:01,967
>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT, HEBRO.
2083
01:10:01,967 --> 01:10:04,500
THIS SHIT AIN'T CLOSING.
2084
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,467
>> STEP ASIDE.
2085
01:10:05,467 --> 01:10:09,867
LET ME TRY THIS SHIT.
2086
01:10:09,867 --> 01:10:11,200
>> [ MUMBLING ]
2087
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,100
>> MUST BE THE LOCK.
2088
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:13,333
>> THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
2089
01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:14,233
THE LOCK, SCHWARTZ.
2090
01:10:14,233 --> 01:10:19,100
IT'S THE FUCKING DOLLY.
2091
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:23,267
>> Ross: CANDY?
2092
01:10:23,267 --> 01:10:24,433
THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL
2093
01:10:24,433 --> 01:10:26,600
YOU.
2094
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,300
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU A LONG
2095
01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:29,833
TIME AGO, BUT I COULDN'T.
2096
01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:31,300
IT'S HARD TO TELL SOMEONE, I
2097
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:32,333
MEAN, ESPECIALLY SOMEONE --
2098
01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,367
>> ROSS, I THINK I KNOW WHAT
2099
01:10:33,367 --> 01:10:36,233
YOU'RE SAYING.
2100
01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:39,567
>> Ross: I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT.
2101
01:10:39,567 --> 01:10:44,100
>> THEN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
2102
01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:47,233
>> Ross: I'M AFRAID THAT I...
2103
01:10:47,233 --> 01:10:51,133
I SORT OF KILLED PRESTON.
2104
01:10:51,133 --> 01:10:51,833
>> WHAT?
2105
01:10:51,833 --> 01:10:53,500
>> Jack: OKAY, OUR NEXT GUEST IS
2106
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,067
THE ONE YOU'VE ALL BEEN
2107
01:10:55,067 --> 01:10:55,933
WAITING FOR.
2108
01:10:55,933 --> 01:10:56,900
I KNOW I HAVE BEEN.
2109
01:10:56,900 --> 01:10:58,400
AFTER HIS RECENT PERFORMANCES IN
2110
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,967
THE WORLD SERIES, HE NEEDS NO
2111
01:10:59,967 --> 01:11:00,533
INTRODUCTION.
2112
01:11:00,533 --> 01:11:02,133
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A WARM
2113
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,833
ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR HOMETOWN
2114
01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:05,500
HERO DOUG WADE!
2115
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:06,233
DOUG!
2116
01:11:06,233 --> 01:11:09,267
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
2117
01:11:14,533 --> 01:11:16,067
HOW ARE YOU?
2118
01:11:16,067 --> 01:11:17,033
>> GOOD.
2119
01:11:17,033 --> 01:11:19,067
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
2120
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,400
>> Jack: WOW, WHAT AN OVATION.
2121
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,533
UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE.
2122
01:11:23,533 --> 01:11:25,200
>> WHAT CAN I SAY?
2123
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:26,367
YOU KNOW, JACK, IT'S BEEN A
2124
01:11:26,367 --> 01:11:27,833
WHILE SINCE BIG BLUE'S WON THE
2125
01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:28,267
BIG DANCE.
2126
01:11:28,267 --> 01:11:29,533
>> Jack: YES, IT HAS BEEN. YEP.
2127
01:11:29,533 --> 01:11:30,967
NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOUR WIFE IS
2128
01:11:30,967 --> 01:11:31,767
HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT?
2129
01:11:31,767 --> 01:11:32,167
>> SHE IS.
2130
01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:32,833
>> Jack: AH.
2131
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:33,567
>> ALONG WITH MY DAUGHTER,
2132
01:11:33,567 --> 01:11:35,100
TIFFANY, AND MY SON, TOMMY.
2133
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:37,100
>> Jack: WHERE ARE YOU, LAUREN?
2134
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,300
OH, THERE SHE IS.
2135
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:39,300
>> HI, BABY.
2136
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:41,067
[ APPLAUSE ]
2137
01:11:41,067 --> 01:11:42,000
>> Jack: YEAH, WOW.
2138
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,167
GOOD SEASON FOR YOU, HUH?
2139
01:11:43,167 --> 01:11:43,533
>> YEAH.
2140
01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:45,100
>> Jack: NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT
2141
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,433
YOU'RE A FREE AGENT, AND I HEAR
2142
01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:47,900
YOU'RE LOOKING AT A PAYDAY OF
2143
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:49,200
MAYBE $300 MILLION?
2144
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:49,533
WHEW!
2145
01:11:49,533 --> 01:11:51,033
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT
2146
01:11:51,033 --> 01:11:51,833
MY AGENT THINKS.
2147
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:53,000
>> Jack: I HOPE YOU GOT A
2148
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:53,467
PRE-NUP.
2149
01:11:53,467 --> 01:11:54,367
[ LAUGHTER ]
2150
01:11:54,367 --> 01:11:55,200
>> EXCUSE ME?
2151
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,267
>> Jack: I'M KIDDING.
2152
01:11:56,267 --> 01:11:56,967
I'M KIDDING.
2153
01:11:56,967 --> 01:11:58,300
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, WHEN YOU'RE
2154
01:11:58,300 --> 01:11:59,600
OUT THERE ON THE ROAD, YOU GOT
2155
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,100
TO HAVE A LOT OF WOMEN LOOKING
2156
01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:02,233
TO GET UP CLOSE WITH A BIG
2157
01:12:02,233 --> 01:12:03,433
BALLPLAYER LIKE DOUG WADE.
2158
01:12:03,433 --> 01:12:04,567
DOES THAT EVER PRESENT A
2159
01:12:04,567 --> 01:12:05,133
PROBLEM?
2160
01:12:05,133 --> 01:12:06,533
>> NO, NO, NO. NOT FOR ME, JACK.
2161
01:12:06,533 --> 01:12:09,233
I...I LOVE MY WIFE.
2162
01:12:09,233 --> 01:12:11,100
>> Jack: AH, THAT'S NICE TO
2163
01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:11,967
HEAR, DOUG.
2164
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,033
>> Athena: I WANT TO GO IN
2165
01:12:20,033 --> 01:12:20,500
THERE.
2166
01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:22,200
>> Van Hagen: UH --
2167
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:26,567
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
2168
01:12:26,567 --> 01:12:28,300
>> Jack: YOU LED THE LEAGUE IN
2169
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:29,067
HOME RUNS.
2170
01:12:29,067 --> 01:12:29,600
>> I DID.
2171
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,400
>> Jack: I SAW YOU DRILL ONE ALL
2172
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,100
THE WAY HOME.
2173
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:38,100
THAT FELT PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
2174
01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:39,600
>> FELT GREAT, ACTUALLY, JACK.
2175
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,100
YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO
2176
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,433
UNDERSTAND, THERE'S A LOT OF
2177
01:12:42,433 --> 01:12:43,200
PRESSURE --
2178
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:44,867
>> Jack: NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
2179
01:12:44,867 --> 01:12:46,267
WAS THE CLIMAX OF THE YEAR FOR
2180
01:12:46,267 --> 01:12:49,267
YOU?
2181
01:12:49,267 --> 01:12:51,400
>> WELL, JACK, I'D HAVE TO SAY
2182
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,467
THAT THE CLIMAX WAS THAT LAST
2183
01:12:53,467 --> 01:12:55,400
HOME RUN I HIT.
2184
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,033
>> Jack: I BET IT WAS.
2185
01:12:57,033 --> 01:12:58,067
I BET IT WAS.
2186
01:12:58,067 --> 01:12:58,833
>> YEAH.
2187
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,067
>> Jack: FOLKS, LET'S TAKE A
2188
01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:01,133
LOOK AT ONE OF THE MOST
2189
01:13:01,133 --> 01:13:02,367
MEMORABLE MOMENTS IN BASEBALL
2190
01:13:02,367 --> 01:13:03,067
HISTORY.
2191
01:13:03,067 --> 01:13:05,100
OKAY, THERE YOU ARE, YOU'RE
2192
01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:06,467
HOLDING THE WOOD.
2193
01:13:06,467 --> 01:13:07,433
>> MM-HMM.
2194
01:13:07,433 --> 01:13:08,800
>> Jack: YOU'RE ABOUT TO ENTER
2195
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:09,200
THE BOX.
2196
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:09,867
>> OH, YEAH.
2197
01:13:09,867 --> 01:13:11,033
>> Jack: WHAT'S GOING THROUGH
2198
01:13:11,033 --> 01:13:13,500
YOUR MIND, DOUG WADE?
2199
01:13:13,500 --> 01:13:16,000
>> WELL, I'M THINKING, JACK,
2200
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,267
IT'S TIME TO DRILL THIS BABY
2201
01:13:18,267 --> 01:13:19,033
HOME.
2202
01:13:19,033 --> 01:13:21,000
>> Jack: I BET YOU ARE.
2203
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,867
TONY, LET'S ROLL THE TAPE.
2204
01:13:22,867 --> 01:13:24,867
>> AND SO THE SEASON COMES DOWN
2205
01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:25,933
TO THIS.
2206
01:13:25,933 --> 01:13:27,933
TWO ON, TWO OUT, BOTTOM OF THE
2207
01:13:27,933 --> 01:13:29,367
NINTH, GAME SIX OF THE
2208
01:13:29,367 --> 01:13:30,333
WORLD SERIES.
2209
01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:31,800
AND WHAT A MATCHUP!
2210
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,467
TEMPLE IS ARGUABLY THE BEST
2211
01:13:33,467 --> 01:13:35,067
RELIEVER IN THE GAME.
2212
01:13:35,067 --> 01:13:36,533
HIS POSTSEASON E.R.A. A
2213
01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:39,233
REMARKABLE 0.88.
2214
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:46,333
FROM THE STRETCH, THE PITCH.
2215
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:48,467
LOW AND AWAY, BALL ONE.
2216
01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:50,300
IF THE DOGS COULD HAVE ANYONE AT
2217
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,167
THE PLATE RIGHT NOW, IT WOULD BE
2218
01:13:52,167 --> 01:13:52,600
WADE.
2219
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,433
HE POSTED LEAGUE-LEADING NUMBERS
2220
01:13:54,433 --> 01:13:59,500
IN HOME RUNS AND RBIs.
2221
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,200
EVERYONE'S ON THEIR FEET.
2222
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,533
1-0 PITCH ON THE WAY.
2223
01:14:02,533 --> 01:14:05,500
WADE SWINGS AND MISSES. 1-1.
2224
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:07,600
DOUG IS ALREADY A STAR IN A CITY
2225
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,133
THAT BOASTS SO MANY.
2226
01:14:09,133 --> 01:14:11,167
THE QUESTION IS, CAN HE RISE TO
2227
01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:12,733
THE OCCASION?
2228
01:14:18,233 --> 01:14:20,200
>> WHO ARE YOU?
2229
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:23,100
I SAID, WHO ARE YOU?!
2230
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:26,100
AAH! YOU LITTLE BITCH!
2231
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:30,067
>> THE DELIVERY. LOW, 2-1.
2232
01:14:30,067 --> 01:14:32,367
THERE HAS GOT TO BE TREMENDOUS
2233
01:14:32,367 --> 01:14:34,500
PRESSURE ON WADE RIGHT NOW.
2234
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,933
THE SERIES IS LITERALLY ON HIS
2235
01:14:36,933 --> 01:14:37,967
SHOULDERS.
2236
01:14:37,967 --> 01:14:40,100
WHAT A LOOK OF CONCENTRATION ON
2237
01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:40,833
THAT FACE.
2238
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:42,833
2-1 PITCH ON THE WAY.
2239
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,000
WADE SWINGS, AND THERE'S A LONG
2240
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:44,867
FLY BALL.
2241
01:14:44,867 --> 01:14:47,000
>> Cynthia: [ MOANING ]
2242
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,867
>> THAT BALL IS GONE!
2243
01:14:48,867 --> 01:14:50,067
[ LAUGHTER ]
2244
01:14:50,067 --> 01:14:52,033
>> Cynthia: OH, YEAH, YEAH.
2245
01:14:52,033 --> 01:14:55,533
OH, OH, DOUG!
2246
01:14:55,533 --> 01:15:02,067
[ MOANING ]
2247
01:15:02,067 --> 01:15:04,100
>> MAN, HE GOT ALL OF THAT ONE!
2248
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:07,600
[ LAUGHTER ]
2249
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:12,100
>> Cynthia: [ MOANING ]
2250
01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:14,133
OH, MY GOD!
2251
01:15:14,133 --> 01:15:17,267
[ APPLAUSE ]
2252
01:15:17,267 --> 01:15:23,167
[ LAUGHTER ]
2253
01:15:23,167 --> 01:15:24,867
>> YOU SON OF A BITCH.
2254
01:15:24,867 --> 01:15:27,167
>> Jack: BITE ME.
2255
01:15:27,167 --> 01:15:28,867
GET THIS WHORE OFF ME.
2256
01:15:28,867 --> 01:15:30,200
GET THE WHORE OFF ME.
2257
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,267
>> Athena: GO, GO, GO, GO!
2258
01:15:31,267 --> 01:15:32,333
>> Van Hagen: WHAT HAPPENED?
2259
01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:33,400
>> Athena: THERE WAS SOMEBODY
2260
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,433
THERE, BUT I THINK I HAVE
2261
01:15:34,433 --> 01:15:35,833
SOMETHING -- WE GOT TO GET TO MY
2262
01:15:35,833 --> 01:15:38,467
HOUSE FIRST.
2263
01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:39,367
>> WHERE IS HE?
2264
01:15:39,367 --> 01:15:40,333
>> HE DISAPPEARED.
2265
01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:41,533
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE
2266
01:15:41,533 --> 01:15:42,267
DISAPPEARED?
2267
01:15:42,267 --> 01:15:43,800
>> HEY, SKIP, JACK WANTED ME TO
2268
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,333
GIVE YOU THIS.
2269
01:15:55,267 --> 01:15:56,433
>> GRAND SLAM, JACK.
2270
01:15:56,433 --> 01:15:57,967
>> Jack: OUT OF THE PARK.
2271
01:15:57,967 --> 01:15:58,500
>> GOOD LUCK.
2272
01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,400
>> Jack: THANKS.
2273
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,400
>> I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
2274
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,600
>> Jack: I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
2275
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,300
TAKE CARE.
2276
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,433
DON'T EVER FORGET THE MOST
2277
01:16:04,433 --> 01:16:05,533
IMPORTANT RULE IN SHOWBIZ.
2278
01:16:05,533 --> 01:16:06,367
>> WHAT'S THAT?
2279
01:16:06,367 --> 01:16:07,867
>> Jack: IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE
2280
01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:09,067
FAT LADY SINGS.
2281
01:16:14,033 --> 01:16:14,933
>> WHO'S YOUR MASTER?!
2282
01:16:14,933 --> 01:16:15,500
>> Preston: YOU ARE!
2283
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,433
>> WHO'S YOUR MASTER?!
2284
01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:17,233
>> Preston: YOU ARE.
2285
01:16:17,233 --> 01:16:17,967
>> BARK.
2286
01:16:17,967 --> 01:16:19,000
>> Preston: BARK!
2287
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,400
>> BARK, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE
2288
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,433
DOG -- YOU BARK!
2289
01:16:21,433 --> 01:16:22,967
YOU BARK WHEN I SAY BARK!
2290
01:16:22,967 --> 01:16:24,967
>> Preston: [ HOWLING ]
2291
01:16:24,967 --> 01:16:26,133
[ HOWLING ]
2292
01:16:26,133 --> 01:16:27,400
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2293
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,400
PORN STAR SHOULD WIN A
2294
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,933
GOLDEN GLOBE FOR THIS SHIT.
2295
01:16:30,933 --> 01:16:32,067
>> YOU BARK WHEN I SAY BARK!
2296
01:16:32,067 --> 01:16:33,367
>> [ MOANING ]
2297
01:16:33,367 --> 01:16:35,567
>> DISCO, UNLESS YOU'RE DONE
2298
01:16:35,567 --> 01:16:38,200
FEEDING ME THAT DEAD BODY MAFIA
2299
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,467
BULLSHIT, I SUGGEST YOU KNOCK
2300
01:16:40,467 --> 01:16:41,500
OFF THE WHINING.
2301
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,533
>> NOTHING!
2302
01:16:42,533 --> 01:16:44,000
>> BARK, I SAID!
2303
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,100
BARK, I SAID!
2304
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,000
>> Preston: [ BARKING ]
2305
01:16:50,567 --> 01:16:52,533
>> SO, YOU SAY THIS PLACE HERE
2306
01:16:52,533 --> 01:16:54,300
BELONGS TO YOUR BUDDY MIKE.
2307
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:55,833
>> I TOLD YOU, MOSES.
2308
01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:59,000
MIKE IS PRESTON'S COUSIN.
2309
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,467
>> LET'S LET JOHN BOY HERE TALK.
2310
01:17:00,467 --> 01:17:02,400
>> Ross: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW THE
2311
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,400
GUY THAT WELL.
2312
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:05,300
PRESTON JUST TOLD ME THAT HE WAS
2313
01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:07,233
OUT OF TOWN AND I COULD STAY FOR
2314
01:17:07,233 --> 01:17:08,267
THE WEEKEND.
2315
01:17:08,267 --> 01:17:10,100
>> OH, HE DID, HUH?
2316
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:11,300
>> THE FUCK?!
2317
01:17:11,300 --> 01:17:12,367
>> WHO ARE YOU?
2318
01:17:12,367 --> 01:17:14,033
>> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
2319
01:17:14,033 --> 01:17:15,867
>> HEY, CHILL OUT, SPICOLI.
2320
01:17:15,867 --> 01:17:17,833
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS OF PRESTON'S.
2321
01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:19,167
>> WELL, WHERE IS HE?
2322
01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:21,033
>> WELL, YOUR BUDDY ROSS HERE
2323
01:17:21,033 --> 01:17:23,067
SAID HE STOPPED BY A COUPLE DAYS
2324
01:17:23,067 --> 01:17:24,567
AGO, AND PORN STAR WASN'T
2325
01:17:24,567 --> 01:17:25,533
AROUND.
2326
01:17:25,533 --> 01:17:28,900
>> WHO?
2327
01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:30,067
>> YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW THIS
2328
01:17:30,067 --> 01:17:33,267
CAT?
2329
01:17:33,267 --> 01:17:34,433
>> Cynthia: COME ON, DAMN IT,
2330
01:17:34,433 --> 01:17:36,933
ANSWER.
2331
01:17:36,933 --> 01:17:38,800
IT'S ME. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
2332
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,500
I'M ALMOST HOME. CALL ME.
2333
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:44,867
[ SIREN WAILS ]
2334
01:17:44,867 --> 01:17:47,067
OH, MY GOD.
2335
01:17:47,067 --> 01:17:49,033
>> TOP STORY TONIGHT IS A TRAGIC
2336
01:17:49,033 --> 01:17:49,400
ONE.
2337
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:50,967
MOMENTS AGO, LATE-NIGHT
2338
01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:52,533
TALK-SHOW HOST JACK WEST WAS
2339
01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:54,500
FOUND DEAD IN THE LIVING ROOM OF
2340
01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:56,300
HIS HOLLYWOOD HILLS HOME, THE
2341
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:58,000
VICTIM OF AN APPARENT MURDER.
2342
01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,833
PARAMEDICS, RESPONDING TO AN
2343
01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:01,533
ANONYMOUS 911 CALL, FOUND WEST
2344
01:18:01,533 --> 01:18:03,400
LYING ON THE FLOOR WITH THREE
2345
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,200
GUNSHOT WOUNDS TO THE CHEST.
2346
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,167
TIME OF DEATH IS UNKNOWN, BUT IS
2347
01:18:07,167 --> 01:18:09,200
BELIEVED TO BE SHORTLY AFTER THE
2348
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,200
CONTROVERSIAL LIVE TAPING OF HIS
2349
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,900
TALK SHOW EARLIER THIS EVENING.
2350
01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:14,767
NOW ON TO MORE BREAKING NEWS.
2351
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,900
[ SIREN WAILS ]
2352
01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:29,467
>> FREEZE!
2353
01:18:29,467 --> 01:18:30,833
>> PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
2354
01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:31,800
>> WHAT THE FUCK?
2355
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,833
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
2356
01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:33,800
LISTEN, CHILL.
2357
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,367
I'M DOUG WADE, ALL RIGHT?
2358
01:18:35,367 --> 01:18:37,000
>> SHOCKING TWIST TO AN ALREADY
2359
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,433
TRAGIC STORY AS POLICE NOW HAVE
2360
01:18:38,433 --> 01:18:40,000
A SUSPECT IN CUSTODY FOR THE
2361
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,200
MURDER OF TALK-SHOW HOST
2362
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:42,133
JACK WEST.
2363
01:18:42,133 --> 01:18:44,367
THE SUSPECT IS NONE OTHER THAN
2364
01:18:44,367 --> 01:18:46,367
L.A. DOGS STAR DOUG WADE.
2365
01:18:46,367 --> 01:18:47,367
>> MR. WADE!
2366
01:18:47,367 --> 01:18:49,500
>> WADE WAS ARRESTED IN FRONT OF
2367
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,800
HIS BEVERLY HILLS MANSION, WHERE
2368
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,000
POLICE DISCOVERED A 9mm REVOLVER
2369
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,033
UNDER THE DRIVER'S SEAT OF HIS
2370
01:18:56,033 --> 01:18:57,733
VEHICLE.
2371
01:19:06,133 --> 01:19:08,433
>> AAH, SHIT! AAH!
2372
01:19:08,433 --> 01:19:10,333
I KNEW THIS CRACKER DIDN'T KNOW
2373
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:11,000
MIKE!
2374
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,333
CALLED YOU MATT AT ONE POINT.
2375
01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:13,433
THEN HE SHELLS OUT FOR MY
2376
01:19:13,433 --> 01:19:15,000
CHICKEN AND WAFFLES -- EVEN PAID
2377
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:15,867
CASH FOR MY BAIL!
2378
01:19:15,867 --> 01:19:17,000
BITCH-ASS DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR
2379
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,367
HIS MONEY BACK!
2380
01:19:18,367 --> 01:19:20,867
>> OH, YOU GOT SOME CASH ON YOU,
2381
01:19:20,867 --> 01:19:21,333
HUH?
2382
01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:23,800
>> Ross: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
2383
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,133
YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT.
2384
01:19:25,133 --> 01:19:27,133
>> Shh, shh, shh, shh.
2385
01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:33,167
Shh.
2386
01:19:33,167 --> 01:19:35,133
I'D SAY YOU GOT ABOUT THREE
2387
01:19:35,133 --> 01:19:38,333
SECONDS TO EXPLAIN.
2388
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:40,067
>> Ross: UH, HE'S DEAD.
2389
01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:40,900
>> WHAT?
2390
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:41,533
>> WHAT?
2391
01:19:41,533 --> 01:19:43,500
>> Ross: PRESTON, HE'S DEAD.
2392
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,500
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
2393
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:46,867
I MEAN, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
2394
01:19:46,867 --> 01:19:48,200
>> YOU BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, I
2395
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,267
WILL KICK YOUR PALE ASS!
2396
01:19:49,267 --> 01:19:52,100
>> CHILL OUT, DISCO!
2397
01:19:52,100 --> 01:19:52,933
CONTINUE.
2398
01:19:52,933 --> 01:19:54,400
>> Ross: I MET HIM ON THE
2399
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:55,200
BOARDWALK.
2400
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,067
WE TALKED.
2401
01:19:56,067 --> 01:19:57,433
HE INVITED ME UP HERE.
2402
01:19:57,433 --> 01:19:59,233
BUT HE STARTED GETTING ON MY
2403
01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:00,533
CASE ABOUT BUYING INTO
2404
01:20:00,533 --> 01:20:01,967
"REMARKABLE POWER."
2405
01:20:01,967 --> 01:20:03,467
>> THAT SELF-HELP PROGRAM?
2406
01:20:03,467 --> 01:20:04,367
>> Ross: YES.
2407
01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:05,133
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2408
01:20:05,133 --> 01:20:06,533
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT SHIT'S A
2409
01:20:06,533 --> 01:20:07,033
SCAM.
2410
01:20:07,033 --> 01:20:08,367
>> Ross: I'M AWARE OF THAT,
2411
01:20:08,367 --> 01:20:09,367
THANK YOU.
2412
01:20:09,367 --> 01:20:10,400
MAY I CONTINUE?
2413
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,533
>> BY ALL MEANS.
2414
01:20:11,533 --> 01:20:13,400
>> Ross: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO
2415
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:15,367
DO AFTER THAT, SO I JUST KIND OF
2416
01:20:15,367 --> 01:20:16,433
LEFT HIM THERE.
2417
01:20:16,433 --> 01:20:18,367
AND THEN I GOT A CALL FROM THIS
2418
01:20:18,367 --> 01:20:20,200
CHICK, ELVIRA, WHO WAS SAYING
2419
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,867
THAT SHE KNEW WHAT I DID.
2420
01:20:21,867 --> 01:20:23,433
EVEN E-MAILED ME PICTURES OF
2421
01:20:23,433 --> 01:20:23,967
HIM.
2422
01:20:23,967 --> 01:20:24,333
>> OH.
2423
01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:25,900
>> Ross: SO, YOU KNOW, I WENT
2424
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:27,200
AND GOT THE COPS AND BROUGHT
2425
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:28,300
THEM BACK HERE.
2426
01:20:28,300 --> 01:20:29,233
>> OH, YEAH.
2427
01:20:29,233 --> 01:20:31,133
>> Ross: BUT PRESTON WAS GONE.
2428
01:20:31,133 --> 01:20:33,067
AND EVERYTHING WAS ALL CLEANED
2429
01:20:33,067 --> 01:20:33,400
UP.
2430
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,033
SO THEN I REALIZED THAT PRESTON
2431
01:20:36,033 --> 01:20:38,233
WAS ACTUALLY GONNA KILL ME,
2432
01:20:38,233 --> 01:20:40,933
BECAUSE HE NEEDED THE DEAD BODY.
2433
01:20:40,933 --> 01:20:42,100
>> OF COURSE.
2434
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:43,433
>> Ross: AND, WELL, THAT'S ALL I
2435
01:20:43,433 --> 01:20:48,333
KNOW.
2436
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:50,367
>> THAT'S ABOUT THE STUPIDEST
2437
01:20:50,367 --> 01:20:52,367
STORY I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY
2438
01:20:52,367 --> 01:20:53,067
LIFE.
2439
01:20:53,067 --> 01:20:55,933
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2440
01:20:55,933 --> 01:20:59,933
WELL, TIME'S UP, CHEDDAR HEAD.
2441
01:20:59,933 --> 01:21:01,267
NUMBER ONE.
2442
01:21:01,267 --> 01:21:02,967
[ GUN COCKS ]
2443
01:21:02,967 --> 01:21:04,133
>> NOBODY MOVE!
2444
01:21:04,133 --> 01:21:05,433
>> WHAT THE FUCK?!
2445
01:21:05,433 --> 01:21:06,800
>> PUT THE GUNS DOWN, NICE AND
2446
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:07,333
EASY.
2447
01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:08,533
>> DO WHAT HE SAYS, NOW.
2448
01:21:08,533 --> 01:21:10,000
>> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
2449
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:10,900
>> REMEMBER US?
2450
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:11,300
>> NO!
2451
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:12,200
>> NOT YOU, HIM.
2452
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:12,833
>> OH.
2453
01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:14,333
>> WE DID A LITTLE CHECK ON YOUR
2454
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:14,867
STORY.
2455
01:21:14,867 --> 01:21:16,067
TURNS OUT YOUR PAL PRESTON'S
2456
01:21:16,067 --> 01:21:17,000
LANDLADY CALLED IN A
2457
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:17,533
DISTURBANCE.
2458
01:21:17,533 --> 01:21:19,067
THE PLACE WAS TRASHED, AND THERE
2459
01:21:19,067 --> 01:21:20,300
WAS A DIRTY SHOVEL OVER IN THE
2460
01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:21,200
CORNER.
2461
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,500
OH, AND THERE WAS THIS.
2462
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:24,400
[ BEEP ]
2463
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,133
GUESS WHO, PORN STAR?
2464
01:21:26,133 --> 01:21:28,100
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S MOSES.
2465
01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,900
YOU GOT TILL TOMORROW NIGHT TO
2466
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,433
PRODUCE, OR THE BROTHERS ARE
2467
01:21:31,433 --> 01:21:33,300
GONNA UNLEASH A LITTLE FIRE AND
2468
01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:35,067
BRIMSTONE ON YOUR GENTILE ASS.
2469
01:21:35,067 --> 01:21:36,100
YOU HEAR ME?
2470
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,400
[ BEEP ]
2471
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:39,833
>> OH, NOW, SEE, THAT WAS
2472
01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:40,467
BULLSHIT, OKAY?
2473
01:21:40,467 --> 01:21:42,100
CHEEZ WHIZ HERE KILLED PRESTON.
2474
01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:43,333
YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF.
2475
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:44,967
>> YOU GOT A BIG FANCY PAD UP IN
2476
01:21:44,967 --> 01:21:46,033
THE HILLS, DON'T YOU?
2477
01:21:46,033 --> 01:21:47,367
A COUPLE PRICY CARS, A LOT OF
2478
01:21:47,367 --> 01:21:48,067
NICE TOYS?
2479
01:21:48,067 --> 01:21:49,367
TELL ME, HOW EXACTLY DOES A
2480
01:21:49,367 --> 01:21:50,533
KOSHER CHICKEN-AND-WAFFLE
2481
01:21:50,533 --> 01:21:52,167
RESTAURANT OWNER AFFORD ALL THAT
2482
01:21:52,167 --> 01:21:53,800
EXPENSIVE STUFF?
2483
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:56,133
>> YOU GUYS -- FIRST OFF --
2484
01:21:56,133 --> 01:21:58,433
>> LIKE I SAID, PUT THE GUNS
2485
01:21:58,433 --> 01:21:59,267
DOWN.
2486
01:21:59,267 --> 01:22:01,133
>> OKAY, YOU GOT IT.
2487
01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:02,333
>> NO!
2488
01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:09,567
>> I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF THE
2489
01:22:09,567 --> 01:22:10,567
WEST RESIDENCE, WHERE
2490
01:22:10,567 --> 01:22:12,100
JACK WEST'S WIFE, CYNTHIA, HAS
2491
01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:13,067
JUST BEEN ARRESTED.
2492
01:22:13,067 --> 01:22:14,300
IT APPEARS MRS. WEST MAY BE
2493
01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:15,833
CHARGED WITH CONSPIRACY TO
2494
01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:18,800
COMMIT MURDER.
2495
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,000
>> Athena: HOLY SHIT.
2496
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,367
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
2497
01:22:30,167 --> 01:22:31,967
>> THE BODY OF TALK-SHOW HOST
2498
01:22:31,967 --> 01:22:33,800
JACK WEST, FOUND DEAD EARLIER
2499
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,433
THIS EVENING, HAS MYSTERIOUSLY
2500
01:22:35,433 --> 01:22:37,400
DISAPPEARED FROM THE L.A. COUNTY
2501
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,367
MORGUE, WHERE IT WAS AWAITING AN
2502
01:22:39,367 --> 01:22:40,433
OFFICIAL AUTOPSY.
2503
01:22:40,433 --> 01:22:42,200
>> I'M REPORTING LIVE FROM THE
2504
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,900
L.A. COUNTY MORGUE, WHERE THE
2505
01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:45,533
BODY OF TALK-SHOW HOST JACK WEST
2506
01:22:45,533 --> 01:22:47,067
WAS JUST REPORTED MISSING.
2507
01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:48,900
MR. WEST'S BODY WAS DISCOVERED
2508
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:50,833
EARLIER THIS EVENING, THE VICTIM
2509
01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:53,800
OF AN APPARENT HOMICIDE.
2510
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,500
MR. WEST'S WIFE, CYNTHIA WEST,
2511
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:57,200
AND LOS ANGELES DOGS STAR
2512
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,033
DOUG WADE ARE CONSIDERED THE
2513
01:22:59,033 --> 01:23:00,900
PRIMARY SUSPECTS.
2514
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:21,267
>> * WHEN I DIE AND THEY LAY ME
2515
01:23:21,267 --> 01:23:22,967
TO REST *
2516
01:23:22,967 --> 01:23:25,100
* GONNA GO TO THE PLACE THAT'S
2517
01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:26,800
THE BEST *
2518
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,333
* WHEN I LAY ME DOWN TO DIE
2519
01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:32,333
* GOING UP TO THE SPIRIT IN THE
2520
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:34,033
SKY *
2521
01:23:34,033 --> 01:23:37,600
[ GUNSHOTS ]
2522
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:39,867
>> WADE ATTACKED WEST DURING A
2523
01:23:39,867 --> 01:23:41,900
LIVE BROADCAST OF HIS TALK SHOW
2524
01:23:41,900 --> 01:23:44,000
AFTER A HOME VIDEO OF WADE AND
2525
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,867
CYNTHIA WEST HAVING SEXUAL
2526
01:23:45,867 --> 01:23:47,867
INTERCOURSE WAS REVEALED TO A
2527
01:23:47,867 --> 01:23:48,533
NATIONAL AUDIENCE.
2528
01:23:48,533 --> 01:23:49,467
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
2529
01:23:49,467 --> 01:23:50,933
STAY TUNED TO ZBS NEWS AS THIS
2530
01:23:50,933 --> 01:23:52,300
STORY CONTINUES TO UNFOLD.
2531
01:23:56,067 --> 01:23:57,567
>> Jack: THIS IS JACK.
2532
01:23:57,567 --> 01:23:59,133
>> SO FAR, SO GOOD.
2533
01:23:59,133 --> 01:24:01,800
>> Jack: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING.
2534
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,300
>> WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS
2535
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:03,800
YET.
2536
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:05,233
STILL GOT TO CLOSE THE DEAL.
2537
01:24:05,233 --> 01:24:06,400
>> Jack: I HEAR YOU.
2538
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:07,500
>> JUST HANG TIGHT.
2539
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:12,500
>> Jack: YOU THE MAN, BILL.
2540
01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:16,833
>> THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
2541
01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:18,833
>> * GOING UP TO THE SPIRIT IN
2542
01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:19,533
THE SKY *
2543
01:24:19,533 --> 01:24:21,067
>> * SPIRIT IN THE SKY
2544
01:24:21,067 --> 01:24:22,400
>> * IT'S WHERE I'M GONNA GO
2545
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,900
WHEN I DIE *
2546
01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:24,600
>> * WHEN I DIE
2547
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,467
>> * WHEN I DIE AND THEY LAY ME
2548
01:24:26,467 --> 01:24:27,467
TO REST *
2549
01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:29,333
* I'M GONNA GO TO THE PLACE
2550
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:32,367
THAT'S THE BEST *
2551
01:24:41,367 --> 01:24:46,367
>> [ MOANING ]
2552
01:24:46,367 --> 01:24:49,533
GET YOUR BIG, FAT, TUBA ASS OFF
2553
01:24:49,533 --> 01:24:50,900
OF ME!
2554
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:52,200
OH, SHIT!
2555
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:53,900
WHAT YOU CATS LAUGHING AT?!
2556
01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:55,233
NOW GET THIS BIG NIGGA OFF ME,
2557
01:24:55,233 --> 01:24:55,967
MAN!
2558
01:24:55,967 --> 01:24:57,100
SHIT!
2559
01:24:57,100 --> 01:25:00,000
COME ON, CANDY, HURRY UP!
2560
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,567
OH, GOSH.
2561
01:25:00,567 --> 01:25:01,533
YOU TOO, MAN.
2562
01:25:01,533 --> 01:25:03,300
IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M IN THIS
2563
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:06,467
SHIT!
2564
01:25:06,467 --> 01:25:08,867
HELP ME UP, MAN.
2565
01:25:11,133 --> 01:25:12,900
>> JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT THINGS
2566
01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:14,367
COULDN'T GET ANY STRANGER IN
2567
01:25:14,367 --> 01:25:16,067
THIS TOWN.
2568
01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:24,600
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
2569
01:25:27,433 --> 01:25:32,100
>> * COULD BE WRONG
2570
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:40,000
* I COULD BE RIGHT
2571
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,467
* COULD BE WRONG
2572
01:25:43,467 --> 01:25:45,167
* I COULD BE RIGHT
2573
01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:46,867
* I COULD BE WRONG, I COULD BE
2574
01:25:46,867 --> 01:25:48,400
RIGHT *
2575
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:49,933
* I COULD BE BLACK, I COULD BE
2576
01:25:49,933 --> 01:25:50,933
WHITE *
2577
01:25:50,933 --> 01:25:52,600
* I COULD BE RIGHT, I COULD BE
2578
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:53,567
WRONG *
2579
01:25:53,567 --> 01:25:55,433
* I COULD BE BLACK, I COULD BE
2580
01:25:55,433 --> 01:25:56,467
WHITE *
2581
01:25:56,467 --> 01:25:57,833
* YOUR TIME HAS COME, YOUR
2582
01:25:57,833 --> 01:25:58,367
SECOND SKIN *
2583
01:25:58,367 --> 01:25:59,833
>> IN AN ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE
2584
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:01,100
TURN OF EVENTS, THE MISSING BODY
2585
01:26:01,100 --> 01:26:02,433
OF MURDERED TALK-SHOW HOST
2586
01:26:02,433 --> 01:26:04,167
JACK WEST HAS BEEN FOUND ALIVE.
2587
01:26:04,167 --> 01:26:05,833
THE DETAILS ARE STILL UNCLEAR,
2588
01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:07,367
BUT IT'S BEING REPORTED THAT HE
2589
01:26:07,367 --> 01:26:08,833
WAS FOUND JUST HOURS AGO,
2590
01:26:08,833 --> 01:26:10,333
WANDERING IN THE DESERT, TIRED,
2591
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:11,600
THIRSTY, AND COMPLETELY
2592
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:12,600
DISORIENTED.
2593
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,233
SOME ARE CALLING IT THE MIRACLE
2594
01:26:14,233 --> 01:26:15,100
OF THE CENTURY.
2595
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,600
OTHERS AREN'T SURE WHAT TO MAKE
2596
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:17,133
OF IT.
2597
01:26:17,133 --> 01:26:18,267
ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN,
2598
01:26:18,267 --> 01:26:19,533
THOUGH -- ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
2599
01:26:19,533 --> 01:26:20,500
IN THE CITY OF ANGELS.
2600
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:22,533
>> * MAY THE ROAD RISE WITH
2601
01:26:22,533 --> 01:26:23,500
YOU *
2602
01:26:23,500 --> 01:26:26,233
* MAY THE ROAD RISE WITH YOU
2603
01:26:26,233 --> 01:26:29,100
* MAY THE ROAD RISE WITH YOU
2604
01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:31,667
* MAY THE ROAD RISE WITH YOU
2605
01:26:38,133 --> 01:26:41,467
* COULD BE WRONG
2606
01:26:41,467 --> 01:26:45,333
* I COULD BE RIGHT
2607
01:26:48,433 --> 01:26:52,833
* COULD BE WRONG
2608
01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:54,333
* I COULD BE RIGHT
2609
01:27:00,333 --> 01:27:05,200
* COULD BE WRONG
2610
01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:07,067
* THEY PUT A HOT WIRE TO MY
2611
01:27:07,067 --> 01:27:08,100
HEAD *
2612
01:27:08,100 --> 01:27:09,967
* 'CAUSE OF THE THINGS I DID AND
2613
01:27:09,967 --> 01:27:11,133
SAID *
2614
01:27:11,133 --> 01:27:13,000
* THEY MADE THESE FEELINGS GO
2615
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:13,833
AWAY *
2616
01:27:13,833 --> 01:27:16,533
* A MODEL CITIZEN IN EVERY WAY
2617
01:27:16,533 --> 01:27:18,233
* YOUR TIME HAS COME, YOUR
2618
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:19,400
SECOND SKIN *
2619
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,567
* THE COST SO HIGH, THE GAIN SO
2620
01:27:21,567 --> 01:27:22,233
LOW *
2621
01:27:22,233 --> 01:27:24,600
* MAY THE ROAD RISE WITH YOU
2622
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:27,467
* MAY THE ROAD RISE WITH YOU
2623
01:27:27,467 --> 01:27:31,167
* MAY THE ROAD RISE WITH YOU
2624
01:27:31,167 --> 01:27:32,533
>> Ross: EVERYONE TOLD ME THAT
2625
01:27:32,533 --> 01:27:34,100
THE "REMARKABLE POWER" PROGRAM
2626
01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:35,500
WAS A SCAM, BUT WITHIN 24 HOURS
2627
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,133
OF PURCHASING THE TAPE SERIES, I
2628
01:27:37,133 --> 01:27:38,467
WENT FROM BEING FLAT BROKE TO
2629
01:27:38,467 --> 01:27:40,467
SCORING $10,000 CASH!
2630
01:27:40,467 --> 01:27:43,833
AND THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.
2631
01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:45,167
NOW, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, YOU
2632
01:27:45,167 --> 01:27:46,067
ASK?
2633
01:27:46,067 --> 01:27:47,500
>> ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW
2634
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,133
J.P. ZAHN'S SIMPLE STEP-BY-STEP
2635
01:27:49,133 --> 01:27:49,933
INSTRUCTIONS.
2636
01:27:49,933 --> 01:27:51,100
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
2637
01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:52,367
>> Both: IT'S THAT EASY!
2638
01:27:52,367 --> 01:27:54,067
>> Announcer: START LIVING THE
2639
01:27:54,067 --> 01:27:57,400
LIFE OF YOUR DREAMS TODAY.
2640
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,067
>> * SLOW DIVE ON CHEMICAL
2641
01:28:00,067 --> 01:28:01,600
HILL *
2642
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,967
* SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE MAKING ME
2643
01:28:03,967 --> 01:28:05,433
REAL *
2644
01:28:05,433 --> 01:28:09,167
* SILVER AND '79
2645
01:28:09,167 --> 01:28:12,867
* SHIFTER AND PLANETS ALIGN
2646
01:28:12,867 --> 01:28:20,167
* SILVER SHIFTER, SHIFT IT OUT
2647
01:28:20,167 --> 01:28:29,367
* GLIDER, GLIDER DIVING DOWN
2648
01:28:29,367 --> 01:28:32,033
* I WILL RIDE, AND YOU WILL
2649
01:28:32,033 --> 01:28:33,067
FIND *
2650
01:28:33,067 --> 01:28:36,067
* THE MOON WILL GLOW MOONLIGHT
2651
01:28:36,067 --> 01:28:40,533
* ON THE SILVER SHIFTER
2652
01:28:40,533 --> 01:28:44,567
* SEVEN IS NEVER ENOUGH
2653
01:28:44,567 --> 01:28:48,267
* SLIDE HER INTO THE STUFF
2654
01:28:48,267 --> 01:28:51,933
* SLOW GUN AND COLORFUL FLAGS
2655
01:28:51,933 --> 01:28:55,833
* SHIFT HER INTO THE SWAG
2656
01:28:55,833 --> 01:29:03,167
* SILVER SHIFTER, SHIFT IT OUT
2657
01:29:03,167 --> 01:29:12,133
* GLIDER, GLIDER TOUCHING DOWN
2658
01:29:12,133 --> 01:29:15,867
* I WILL GO, AND YOU WILL SHOW
2659
01:29:15,867 --> 01:29:18,833
* THE MOON WILL GLOW MOONLIGHT
2660
01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:25,033
* ON THE SILVER SHIFTER, SILVER
2661
01:29:25,033 --> 01:29:27,233
SHIFTER *
2662
01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:45,033
* SOFTER DOWN FOR THE COUNTS
2663
01:29:45,033 --> 01:29:48,533
* LOVE COMES IN EVERY OUNCE
2664
01:29:48,533 --> 01:29:52,567
* SILVER IS UP ON APPEAL
2665
01:29:52,567 --> 01:29:56,267
* SHIFTER IS MAKING ME REAL
2666
01:29:56,267 --> 01:30:03,567
* SILVER SHIFTER, SHIFT IT OUT
2667
01:30:03,567 --> 01:30:09,133
* GLIDER IS TIGHTER, TOUCHING
2668
01:30:09,133 --> 01:30:12,833
DOWN *
2669
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:15,300
* I WILL CLIMB, AND YOU WILL
2670
01:30:15,300 --> 01:30:16,200
FIND *
2671
01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:17,533
* THE MOON WILL SHINE
2672
01:30:17,533 --> 01:30:19,233
MOONLIGHT *
2673
01:30:19,233 --> 01:30:25,367
* ON THE SILVER SHIFTER, SILVER
2674
01:30:25,367 --> 01:30:28,100
SHIFTER *
2675
01:30:41,100 --> 01:30:43,267
>> J.P.: NEVER LET OTHER
2676
01:30:43,267 --> 01:30:44,967
PEOPLE'S DOUBTS INTERFERE WITH
2677
01:30:44,967 --> 01:30:46,933
YOUR PATH TO SUCCESS!
2678
01:30:46,933 --> 01:30:48,300
SORRY, I FUCKED IT UP.
2679
01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:50,167
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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