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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,731 --> 00:00:10,320 Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go. 2 00:00:10,355 --> 00:00:13,047 Come on! Come on! Come on! 3 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:14,669 Come on! 4 00:00:14,704 --> 00:00:16,430 Here! Here! 5 00:00:16,464 --> 00:00:19,536 Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight. 6 00:00:19,571 --> 00:00:22,125 It ain't that hard. Don't worry about it. Rule number one. 7 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,507 This is the what-can-you-touch- and-not-touch rules. 8 00:00:26,164 --> 00:00:28,511 Can you touch this? 9 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:32,377 Can you touch this? 10 00:00:32,411 --> 00:00:35,863 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 11 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:38,176 Second touch. 12 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,729 Can you touch this? 13 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:44,216 Can you touch this? 14 00:00:44,251 --> 00:00:47,875 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 15 00:00:47,909 --> 00:00:50,671 And finally... 16 00:00:50,705 --> 00:00:53,432 Last one, ladies. Can you touch this? 17 00:00:55,262 --> 00:00:58,748 Can you ever touch this? 18 00:00:58,782 --> 00:01:02,372 Well, that's who the law says that you cannot touch. 19 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:06,859 But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers in this house. 20 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,863 And I don't see a cop in sight. 21 00:01:10,898 --> 00:01:13,349 Alright? 22 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,902 I gotta go commando today because someone ripped off 23 00:01:49,937 --> 00:01:51,801 my favourite pair of panties last night. 24 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:56,392 - Hey, it's not funny. - Oh, sorry. 25 00:01:56,426 --> 00:01:58,773 -They were my grandma's. -They were not your grandma's. 26 00:01:58,808 --> 00:02:00,775 They could've been. 27 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:03,744 Can you throw, uh, throw me that shirt right there? 28 00:02:03,778 --> 00:02:07,782 Hey. What are we gonna do about her? 29 00:02:07,817 --> 00:02:09,922 I don't... What was her name again? 30 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:12,718 What? I don't... 31 00:02:12,753 --> 00:02:14,927 What's... I'm sorry. What's her name? 32 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:19,277 -Uh... -You don't even know. -I do. 33 00:02:19,311 --> 00:02:21,348 -You have to remember her name. -I know her name. 34 00:02:21,382 --> 00:02:23,695 -What's her name, then? -It's, uh... 35 00:02:23,729 --> 00:02:26,318 Penelope! 36 00:02:26,353 --> 00:02:28,769 Ah, shit. 37 00:02:28,803 --> 00:02:31,185 Well, whatever her name was, she was fun. 38 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:33,325 Hey, that's a cool table. Where'd you get it? 39 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,258 That's just some old shit that blew up 40 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:36,708 on the beach after the last hurricane. 41 00:02:36,742 --> 00:02:38,710 -Oh, you made that? -Mm-hm. 42 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:40,332 You should sell these things. 43 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:42,852 Thank you. That's actually the idea. 44 00:02:42,886 --> 00:02:44,750 Mike's Custom Furniture Concepts. 45 00:02:44,785 --> 00:02:46,890 But the market hasn't really hit the sweet spot yet, 46 00:02:46,925 --> 00:02:49,376 and I don't know, I'm waiting for the bank to make 47 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,343 the competitive loans that I'm looking for, 48 00:02:51,378 --> 00:02:52,793 and then I'll swoop in. 49 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:54,795 Cool. 50 00:02:54,829 --> 00:02:56,521 Alright, I'm gonna get out of here. 51 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:57,970 You guys are good, right? 52 00:02:58,005 --> 00:03:01,940 -What? You're just gonna leave us? -Yeah. 53 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,461 What, are you gonna steal a bunch of my shit or something? 54 00:03:05,495 --> 00:03:08,947 Probably. That's what strangers do. 55 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,777 Don't do that, maybe? 56 00:03:11,812 --> 00:03:12,813 OK. 57 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:14,780 -OK. -OK. 58 00:03:14,815 --> 00:03:17,714 -So, I'm gonna see you again? -Uh, probably. I don't know. 59 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:20,407 I'll just, uh... I'll call you. 60 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:25,860 'Bye. 61 00:04:30,718 --> 00:04:32,617 Where's George and the rest of the guys? 62 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:34,688 Fucked me and took another gig, last minute. 63 00:04:34,722 --> 00:04:36,966 - So I got these guys. - Where'd you get them? 64 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,934 Uh, you know, industry referrals. 65 00:04:39,969 --> 00:04:42,005 My dick. You got them off Craigslist, didn't you? 66 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,456 Nah. No, Mike, I can't have fucking union guys 67 00:04:44,491 --> 00:04:46,527 around here barking about benefits and shit. 68 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:48,943 -Give me a fucking break. -So what am I supposed to do? 69 00:04:48,978 --> 00:04:50,980 -Hey, uh, good morning. -Hey. 70 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:53,396 -You Saul? -Sal. Sal. -Adam. -Adam, hey. 71 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:55,709 Adam, this is Mike. You guys are gonna be working together. 72 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:57,331 -What? -Yeah. 73 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:58,884 Just give me a minute, alright? 74 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:01,473 I want to straighten something out there. Hop up there. 75 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:05,891 -You gotta be kidding me. -What? 76 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:07,928 He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know... 77 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:11,897 Do me a favour - go up there, do it for $14 an hour. 78 00:05:11,932 --> 00:05:13,865 I'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour. 79 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:16,108 I'll give you 18. 80 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:18,041 Don't fuck with me. You're like my son, alright? 81 00:05:18,076 --> 00:05:20,699 The son which you're gonna pay $20 an hour for. 82 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,061 What's up? 83 00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:45,793 You ever, uh, tiled a roof before? 84 00:05:45,828 --> 00:05:48,106 -No. -Fuck. 85 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:51,385 How'd you get this job, anyways? 86 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:53,870 Craigslist. 87 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:56,735 And you put on your post that you'd tiled houses before. 88 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:59,738 -Yeah. -Right. 89 00:05:59,773 --> 00:06:02,741 So, what do you got in your bag? 90 00:06:02,776 --> 00:06:05,917 -Why don't you open it up? -Got nothing in the bag. 91 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:07,712 Why don't you open the fucking bag 92 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:09,679 before I open your fucking head up, how's that? 93 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:16,548 I got a nice ham/cheese sandwich... 94 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,723 You know how to read? 95 00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:21,450 Huh? One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler. 96 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:23,555 I'm gonna do my inventory. 97 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:25,902 If I come up short, I'm coming right to you. 98 00:06:31,218 --> 00:06:34,635 -Is it dead? -What's that? 99 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:38,743 I can try to jump you off if you want, but it's not the battery. 100 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:40,434 I think you're probably fucked. 101 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:42,505 Just tell... No. 102 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,714 Tell them if they want to get into this, to be up there. 103 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:46,475 Alright, I'll see you at the Amp. 104 00:06:46,509 --> 00:06:48,994 Alright. Later. 105 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:51,583 What are you do... Stop! What the fuck you doing, man? 106 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:54,759 -You're fucking... -Sorry. 107 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:56,795 It's new. 108 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:59,557 It's gonna stay new if you don't rip off all the damn plastic. 109 00:06:59,591 --> 00:07:01,835 -Why do you have that? -Because it protects it. 110 00:07:01,869 --> 00:07:04,182 I'm gonna rip it off when I'm ready to sell it, 111 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,770 and it'll be like brand-new. 112 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:13,018 Where are you from? 113 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:14,813 Citrus Springs. 114 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:18,092 Did you play ball? 115 00:07:18,127 --> 00:07:20,060 Uh, yeah. Strong safety. 116 00:07:22,545 --> 00:07:25,203 You don't look like a strong safety. 117 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:29,518 I gave that, uh, college thing the college try. 118 00:07:29,552 --> 00:07:31,485 Didn't quite work out. 119 00:07:34,177 --> 00:07:37,180 Couldn't resist the lure of the roofing business? 120 00:07:37,215 --> 00:07:39,804 Yeah, that and the lure of my sister's couch. 121 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,780 Can you do me a favour and drop me off at my car tonight? 122 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:53,024 No, I'm sorry, I'm going to dinner. 123 00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:54,853 I can take you tomorrow morning, though. 124 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:56,855 What time do you have to be at work? 125 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:59,582 I need to talk to you about that. 126 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:01,515 -What? -The foreman, uh... 127 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:04,000 Yeah, he accused me of stealing. 128 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:05,830 So I fucking quit. 129 00:08:05,864 --> 00:08:07,901 -What? -Yeah, but, you know, I have... 130 00:08:07,935 --> 00:08:10,524 Well, I had that interview at T-Mobile. 131 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:12,284 So, uh, yeah. 132 00:08:12,319 --> 00:08:14,977 They asked me to wear a fucking tie, but... 133 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:19,015 And you know how I feel about wearing a fucking tie. 134 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,879 Why don't you just wear a tie? 135 00:08:20,914 --> 00:08:24,262 Sorry. You know what my rules are. 136 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:27,058 Oh, God, brother. 137 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:30,164 What? I also could do, uh... 138 00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:33,685 What? -What? 139 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,137 -What'd you say? -What'd you hear? 140 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:40,140 -You're doing that thing. You're doing that game. -What game? 141 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:42,936 You do the same thing all the time. It's not working anymore. 142 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:44,972 Or, talking about games, I could be a gamer. 143 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:46,905 And I could sell it to people and... 144 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:48,355 You're gonna make so much money. 145 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:50,564 I could be the voice of the game. 146 00:08:50,599 --> 00:08:52,808 -You could make even more money. -I have a very good voice. 147 00:08:52,842 --> 00:08:55,224 -I do great impressions. -You do do good impressions. 148 00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:57,260 What was the one you did last night? 149 00:08:57,295 --> 00:09:00,332 -I'm not gonna do it now. -Do it again! Do it again. 150 00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:02,024 -No. -Come on. 151 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:04,164 "Listen to me. 152 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:07,270 "These are my tortillas. Get in the chopper. 153 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:08,996 "John Connor, come with me." 154 00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:11,758 OK. Alright. 155 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,829 Just in case that doesn't work out, 156 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:16,003 why don't you come to dinner with me and Paul tonight? 157 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:19,282 Ask if any of his friends in marketing have any job openings. 158 00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:22,389 But sometimes people want to, you know, 159 00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:26,220 they think that they're owed a lot more than they deserve, 160 00:09:26,255 --> 00:09:28,844 and so, too bad - bummer. 161 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:31,950 Uh, but, uh, you know, whatever. Sucks. 162 00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:34,781 I just don't want to have to be the guy that tells them 163 00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:37,818 that they're not gonna be able to rebuild their houses. 164 00:09:37,853 --> 00:09:40,407 Um, anyway. 165 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:42,271 Uh, let's talk about something else. 166 00:09:42,305 --> 00:09:44,100 -You know. Yeah. -You're right. 167 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:46,102 I'm sick of talking about Medicaid 168 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,277 and processing insurance forms as well. 169 00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:51,107 -I get it. I get it. -Right. Right. 170 00:09:51,142 --> 00:09:53,627 It's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims 171 00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:55,422 and when you're doing, like, 172 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:57,631 huge property damage claims and stuff like that, 173 00:09:57,666 --> 00:10:00,323 but it's...I guess it's a similar kind of thing. 174 00:10:00,358 --> 00:10:02,947 -Wait, wait, wait. Hey. - Hmm? 175 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,396 Remember what I said? Yeah. It's cool. 176 00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:06,329 -I'm so sorry. -I can't drive tonight. 177 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:08,884 -I've been driving all weekend. -I'm sorry. 178 00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:10,679 -No worries. No worries. -Yeah, I just forgot. 179 00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:13,992 Someone will finish it, I think. There you go. 180 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:15,718 -I will. -There's a taker. 181 00:10:17,824 --> 00:10:19,239 Mmm. 182 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:20,827 Good? 183 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:26,280 Where you going? 184 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:38,189 Uh, hey, do you know who's spinning tonight? 185 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:41,848 Uh, no. Sorry. 186 00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:43,815 Alright. 187 00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:50,995 Hey, Mike! 188 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,444 Mike! 189 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,412 Hey, sorry, bro. 190 00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:01,246 -Hey, Mike! Hey, man. -Yo. 191 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:03,973 -What's going on? -What's going on, bro? 192 00:11:04,008 --> 00:11:07,114 -Are you going in? -Yeah, yeah, we're going. 193 00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:09,358 Can I come with you? 194 00:11:09,392 --> 00:11:11,740 Uh... 195 00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:15,053 Dude, I don't... They're never gonna let you in like that. 196 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:17,297 -Come on, I'd do anything. -It's not my fault! 197 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:19,437 I mean, I'm just saying they're not gonna do it. 198 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,750 I would let you. I would do it, but... 199 00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:24,062 I don't think they're gonna do it, bro. 200 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,926 Alright. 201 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:28,757 Alright? 202 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,449 Fuck. OK, dude. Hey. 203 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:36,178 -Um...you're gonna owe me. -I promise, man, I... 204 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:38,421 I mean, owe me. You're gonna... No questions asked, owe me. 205 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:42,253 -Anything. -Take your hood off. Try to look a little more... 206 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,496 I don't know, tuck your fucking shirt in. 207 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:47,085 You gotta not wear tennis shoes, bro. 208 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,053 George, dude, I got one. 209 00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:50,882 I'm sorry. I know, I know. 210 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:54,334 Alright, thanks, bro. I owe you. 211 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:56,992 Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got. 212 00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:09,867 Hey, baby. Mwah! Can we borrow one of these? 213 00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:11,316 Thank you. Grab one. 214 00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:13,318 Is it free? 215 00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:15,942 Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn your keep. 216 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:29,058 So, I got us a new recruit. 217 00:12:29,093 --> 00:12:31,785 Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby. 218 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,235 -Hey. -Hey. 219 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:34,857 Hey. 220 00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:36,825 What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe? 221 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,344 Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up. 222 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:42,831 Yeah? That's a quality endorsement, my friend. 223 00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:46,006 What do you guys do? 224 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,077 -What? -Come here. Come here. 225 00:12:48,112 --> 00:12:50,597 Anytime a girl tells you her name starts with a flower 226 00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,427 or a car or a stone, don't bother asking what she does. 227 00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:56,603 You know what I'm saying? Bro, I ain't got that much time. 228 00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:59,882 -So I'm calling in my favour, alright? -OK. 229 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:02,885 You see the girls with the tiara thing and the sash? 230 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,542 -Yeah? -Go talk to them. 231 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,958 What do you want me to say? 232 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:09,927 I don't care what you say. You never talked to a girl before? 233 00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:12,101 Just go talk to her! Be creative. 234 00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:14,207 She does not look like she wants to be bothered. 235 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,864 Look at what she's wearing! 236 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:17,555 She came here tonight to be bothered. 237 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,006 Now, go bother her. You want to be inside or outside? 238 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,422 -I want to be inside. -I'll save you in a minute. 239 00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:24,010 Get out of here, let's go. 240 00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:31,845 We are getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink. 241 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,882 I know. 242 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:35,987 She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar. 243 00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:38,507 -It's obnoxious. -Hey... -Hey, Carla. 244 00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:41,027 -Oh. Jeez. -Yo, man. 245 00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:43,857 -Watch out, you're gonna knock my girlfriend. -Oh, yeah? 246 00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:45,859 Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do? 247 00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:51,485 -Uh, hi. -Hi. 248 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,453 -Do I know you? -Uh, no, I'm, uh... 249 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:56,663 I didn't know that I had a boyfriend, but thanks for that. 250 00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,285 All the guys here are fucking obnoxious. 251 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,219 Thanks for that. 252 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:03,635 Who do we have to fuck to get a fucking drink?! 253 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,155 -Uh, me, please? -You'd like that, wouldn't you? 254 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:08,226 -Uh, yes, I would. -Yeah? 255 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:11,540 We have been standing around here for a while, and I'm 21. 256 00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:13,162 -It's true. -And I can't get drunk. 257 00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:14,612 -You're 21? -Yes. 258 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,234 -Happy 21st. -Thank you. 259 00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:18,167 I'd buy you guys a shot if I could... 260 00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:19,617 Oh, no, don't worry about it, um...? 261 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,377 Oh, uh, Adam. 262 00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:23,379 -Hi. -Hi. -I'm Liz. -Hi, Liz. 263 00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,381 -Hi. -What you say there, baby boy? 264 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,452 You want one? I can't find anybody to take these. 265 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,523 -Y'all want them? -Yeah! 266 00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:31,594 Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. 267 00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:34,597 Uh, here's to, um... our children. 268 00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:36,496 May they have rich fucking parents. 269 00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:43,296 - Yes. - OK. 270 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:46,368 -Where do you guys go, to USF? -Yeah. -Yeah. 271 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:49,681 -So it's summer break, correct? -That's right! -Yes. Whoo! 272 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,614 And if I'm not mistaken, that says "21," right? 273 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:55,101 -I am 21, yes! -Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? 274 00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:57,137 We can't get drinks! 275 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,415 What do you mean you can't get drinks? That's no excuse. 276 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,624 -That's a bad friend you got. -I'm not a bad friend! 277 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,730 -It's her 21st birthday. -You are a bad friend. 278 00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:06,008 -I'm trying! -You are a bad friend. 279 00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:08,977 See? You heard it from her. I'm just saying. 280 00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:10,702 What are you guys planning on doing tonight? 281 00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:12,463 Wouldn't you like to know! 282 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,327 Actually, I would, to be totally honest. 283 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,398 If you guys like to get a wee bit crazy, 284 00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,296 why don't you come down and see the show? 285 00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,025 Are you serious? 286 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,062 -Wow. -As a heart attack, yes. 287 00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:27,271 We have a lot of friends here, though. Can they come too? 288 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,273 -How many? -Eight or nine. 289 00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,344 That's perfect, actually. Here, hand them these. 290 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:33,415 They get in free at the door with one of those. 291 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:36,418 -OK. Maybe we'll come. -No. That's not a commitment. 292 00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:39,041 Maybe we'll come. IF your little friend here comes too. 293 00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:41,112 -Me? -Oh, little friend. 294 00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:43,149 That's an easy if, because he will be there. 295 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,427 -He absolutely will be there. -I will? 296 00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:49,051 -Well, then we'll be there too. -Show starts in 45 minutes. 297 00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:50,604 -OK. -You can make it in 45 minutes? 298 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,227 Yeah. 299 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,607 -You swear? -We promise. 300 00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:56,093 Dude, you're a fucking stripper? 301 00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:58,198 I swear I thought you were gonna shit the bed, 302 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,648 but you actually did it. 303 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,650 Oh, man, I feel like I owe it to you. 304 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,341 I can throw you a hundred bucks, 305 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,585 maybe tip you out at the end of the night. 306 00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,345 -If you really want to host. -Host what? 307 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,313 Yeah. No, for sure. 308 00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,526 Hope you're ready for this shit. 309 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,011 - Mike! - Hey, ladies. 310 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:19,737 What y'all doing? Y'all ready? 311 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:24,776 Who's your friend, Mike? 312 00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,332 I'm ready! 313 00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:31,266 -The owner. Jesus. -Whoo! 314 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,509 Fucking Valhalla shit, man. 315 00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:36,650 You see that shit, Mike? -Yeah. 316 00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,687 Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy over this, man. 317 00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,758 I'm thinking about giving this routine 318 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,209 to Tarzan unless you want it. -What do you think? -Mm, no. 319 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,763 It's not my style, but somebody should do it. It's cool. 320 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,283 Oh, it's fucking really cool, isn't it? Who's this? 321 00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:52,080 This is the Kid. He wrangled, like, 9 sorority girls for us. 322 00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:54,323 So I figured we'd help him out, throw him some cash. 323 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:55,773 He could help out tonight. 324 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,362 -How old are you? -Uh, 19. 325 00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,433 What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? 326 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,229 -Oh, come on. He don't look 19. -Well, I can't have him host. 327 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,300 Can't have a 19-year-old on the fucking street. 328 00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,578 -Then he can do props, can't he? -I can do anything. 329 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,614 We're setting up our own shit as it is. 330 00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:11,547 Alright. Props. 331 00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,618 -Yeah? Alright. -You're on props tonight. 332 00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:16,276 Do whatever Mikey tells you or any of the guys tell you. 333 00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:18,278 Clean the fucking toilets, whatever it is, alright? 334 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,867 Tonight. And listen up. 335 00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,593 This is not a fucking joke. 336 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,871 Alright? It's not a hobby. 337 00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,597 This is a serious business I'm running here. 338 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:28,668 So the last thing I need is a teenage liability 339 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,601 fucking my future up, capisce? 340 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,223 Yeah. 341 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,707 One thing about Waffle House pussy 342 00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:35,330 is you gotta worry about the teeth. 343 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,608 Waffle House pussy? 344 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:40,128 Yo, everybody, this is the Kid. 345 00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:42,406 Y'all can thank me later. He's gonna help us out tonight. 346 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,512 This is Big Dick Richie, Ken, Tito, Tarzan, Beast of Tampa. 347 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:47,135 What's up, what's up? 348 00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:49,171 Alright, just tell him what props you need. 349 00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,863 I'll have him set them up later. And, uh, yeah, have fun. 350 00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:53,762 -Hey, Kid. -Make yourself at home, Kid. 351 00:17:53,796 --> 00:17:56,696 -There you go, brother. -Uh, no, thanks, man. 352 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,318 -No? -Nah, I'm good. 353 00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:00,355 Suit yourself. 354 00:18:00,389 --> 00:18:02,702 OK. You handed it to me like the Hindenburg there. 355 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:04,497 How long you been on the force? 356 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:07,362 -What? -The police. 357 00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:08,880 How long you been a cop? 358 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:11,193 I'm not a cop, man. 359 00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:13,713 Just fucking with you. Sit down. 360 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,508 Come on, buddy, sit down. 361 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,303 Oh. 362 00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:19,201 So, how you know Mike? 363 00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:21,514 Uh... 364 00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:24,896 We, uh, we worked together on construction. 365 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,657 -I told you, man. -Love it. 366 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:29,625 All organic, all natural. 367 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,697 -What kind of cash you make? -You alright, man? 368 00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:35,838 A little more expensive, but, man, worth it. 369 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,461 What kind of cash you make? 370 00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:39,601 Like, ten bucks an hour. 371 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:43,225 -Under the table? -Yeah. 372 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,744 Hmm! Not bad. 373 00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:46,815 You're changing my life one step at a time. 374 00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:50,750 So, you're here to help us out? 375 00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:52,855 Yes, I am. 376 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:56,376 Alright, so I got your first little piece of business. Bam! 377 00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:58,275 That look ashy to you? 378 00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:00,691 -What's that, man? -That look ashy? 379 00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,762 Heads up. 380 00:19:02,796 --> 00:19:06,214 Just give it a little...spray on that calf there. 381 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:09,493 -Come on. -Come on. 382 00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,943 Dude, I don't want to spray your leg. 383 00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:14,739 -Just do it! -We all had to do it, man. 384 00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:17,811 It's like the initiation. Lord of the Flies. Come on. Roll. 385 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,882 Come on, kid, help out. It's alright. 386 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,471 We're gonna tip you out good at the end of the night. 387 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:23,921 You'll be a happy man. 388 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,750 Make sure you massage it in good. 389 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:31,722 -You serious? -Yeah. 390 00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:37,314 He fucking did it too! 391 00:19:37,348 --> 00:19:40,317 You're alright, man. You're alright. 392 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,289 Take this front-row table right here, ladies. 393 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:48,739 Thanks. Whoo-hoo! 394 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:51,604 You got your ID on you? You got your ID? 395 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:53,537 You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you? 396 00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:56,471 No, no, no, no. No. We've already had a few drinks, so... 397 00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:58,369 Alright. No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. 398 00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:01,234 -Y'all have a great time, OK? -Thank you. 399 00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:03,271 See, we do a group act first, 400 00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,445 then we do our solos, and then we do hot seats. 401 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,723 If everything goes really well, we get these girls jacked up, 402 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:10,519 we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck up. 403 00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:12,590 Dude, it's easy. 404 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,524 All you gotta do is just hand us our props 405 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,492 before we go out on stage. 406 00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,425 Alright? That's it. That's all you got to do. 407 00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,254 - You bring out whatever... - Hey, primo! 408 00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:22,704 There he is. 409 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:25,396 -This is Tobias, resident DJ. -Hey, man. 410 00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:27,467 The Kid, Tobias. Tobias, the Kid. 411 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,952 He's gonna be the one giving you the cue before each act. 412 00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:33,024 Pre-game. That's what I'm talking about. 413 00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:35,717 -It's the love potion, man. -What is this, strawberry? 414 00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,823 -What is this flavour? -It's a little mixture. 415 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,654 In Miami, we call it Hey Juice. 416 00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:43,518 -Hey Juice? -Hey Juice. 417 00:20:43,552 --> 00:20:45,968 Yes, because if you drink the whole bottle, hey! 418 00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:48,454 You gonna like it, man. Give him a sample. 419 00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,596 You can't drink, so you want, like, a half a cap? 420 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:54,908 But I...I don't know what the fuck it is. 421 00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,945 It's just G. 422 00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:58,947 It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories. 423 00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:03,400 -Alright. -You sure? 424 00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:10,372 Alright, alright, alright, alright! 425 00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:12,961 Whoo! 426 00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:17,103 Yeah. How we feeling tonight, ladies? 427 00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,036 Come on, let me hear it one more time. 428 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,658 Come on. Come on. 429 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,522 It's gonna rain, rain gonna come down 430 00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:24,593 and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash. 431 00:21:24,628 --> 00:21:26,768 So get out your purses and get ready 432 00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:28,839 to spend some motherfucking cash. 433 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,910 Will you welcome to the stage the one, the only, 434 00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:33,671 the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa! 435 00:25:09,956 --> 00:25:12,131 Hoo-ah! 436 00:25:12,165 --> 00:25:14,133 Tarzan! 437 00:25:21,278 --> 00:25:24,246 Tarzan! 438 00:25:24,281 --> 00:25:28,043 -Where is he? -I don't give a shit! I'm not picking him up! 439 00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:29,666 Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? 440 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:32,151 Tarzan, Tarzan. Fuck, man. 441 00:25:32,185 --> 00:25:35,223 Fucker! How many fucking times, huh? 442 00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:38,882 Ken, S and M routine. You up on that? Can you do that? 443 00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:40,953 I told you, I'm not putting that out there, man. 444 00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:45,751 -It's too much negative energy. -Negative fucking energy. 445 00:25:45,785 --> 00:25:47,304 -And it comes back. -You're fucking kidding me. 446 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,133 Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig. 447 00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:50,756 Huh? You up for that? 448 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:54,311 Nah, I got the fire-phobia issue. 449 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:58,177 Tito...anything, man. South of the border fucking shit... 450 00:25:58,211 --> 00:25:59,903 I just gave you two dances, Dallas. 451 00:25:59,937 --> 00:26:01,283 -Nothing? -I'm working on something. 452 00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:02,975 -It's not ready yet. -Fuck! 453 00:26:03,009 --> 00:26:04,770 -It's not ready. -Alright. Alright. 454 00:26:04,804 --> 00:26:07,393 Alright, we gotta do something. Mikey, what do you got? 455 00:26:07,427 --> 00:26:09,188 I just came offstage. I can't do it. 456 00:26:09,222 --> 00:26:11,880 -An idea, man. An idea. -You go out, then. 457 00:26:11,915 --> 00:26:13,882 I'm not hitting the fucking floor. Come on. 458 00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:15,608 You want me to come up with something? 459 00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:16,747 Fuck, yeah, man. 460 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,166 I hope you can dance. You still owe me. 461 00:26:22,201 --> 00:26:23,374 Come on! 462 00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,689 -Whoo! -Ow! 463 00:26:29,691 --> 00:26:31,279 You just start taking your clothes off. 464 00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,247 Walk out there. What are you looking at Dallas for? 465 00:26:34,282 --> 00:26:36,077 Don't. Look at them. Look out. 466 00:26:36,111 --> 00:26:38,010 Just start, bro. 467 00:26:38,044 --> 00:26:40,771 Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go, go. 468 00:26:46,018 --> 00:26:47,433 There you go. 469 00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,435 Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. 470 00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,437 Alright, let's give it up for the Kid, huh? 471 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:02,439 Popped his cherry onstage tonight. 472 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:05,062 And you know what time it is. It's time for the hot seat. 473 00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:06,995 You know what that means. The orgy's over, ladies. 474 00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:09,791 Time for some one-on-one time with the man of your dreams. 475 00:28:09,826 --> 00:28:12,794 $5 a pop. Keep them handy. Get up here. 476 00:28:12,829 --> 00:28:14,900 Welcome to the crazy club, Kid. 477 00:28:14,934 --> 00:28:16,936 Come on. Come on, baby. 478 00:28:16,971 --> 00:28:19,076 Everybody. Alright, line up, line up, line up. 479 00:28:19,111 --> 00:28:22,321 Yeah, man. Whose big dick did that? Whoo! 480 00:28:22,355 --> 00:28:23,943 We did good, swear to God. 481 00:28:23,978 --> 00:28:25,462 I love it! 482 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:28,292 Kid! Kid! Kiiiid! 483 00:28:28,327 --> 00:28:29,915 Look at this saggy underwearing, 484 00:28:29,949 --> 00:28:31,433 motherfucking all-star right here! 485 00:28:31,468 --> 00:28:32,849 Buy yourself some fresh drawers! 486 00:28:32,883 --> 00:28:34,402 He put that kiss on her, and... 487 00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:36,024 Pouring money out of their hands! 488 00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:39,476 Ah... 489 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:42,790 Never kiss the girls, kid. That's Performer 101! 490 00:28:42,824 --> 00:28:45,827 Hey. You gotta watch out for herpes. Think about it. 491 00:28:45,862 --> 00:28:49,210 That too. But tonight, you took a chance and it paid off. 492 00:28:49,244 --> 00:28:51,281 I like that. Fuckin' worked. 493 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:53,835 -I got you your money, man. -That ain't my money, big boy. 494 00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:55,906 -That's your money. -Really? 495 00:28:55,941 --> 00:28:58,012 Every man keeps every dollar he makes on that stage. 496 00:28:58,046 --> 00:29:01,325 Plus the $50 that I owe you. Alright? 497 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,362 Look, get ready to work, big boy. 498 00:29:03,396 --> 00:29:05,916 It ain't going to be that easy every time, hear me? 499 00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:08,263 -Yes, sir. -Fucking worked. Whoo! 500 00:29:08,298 --> 00:29:10,990 Ho! 501 00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:15,167 - Ken, nice fucking robot. - Good shit! 502 00:29:15,201 --> 00:29:18,860 Those girls said they'd meet us at the Amp afterwards. 503 00:29:18,895 --> 00:29:20,897 Big Dick, they are still devastated by your cock. 504 00:29:20,931 --> 00:29:24,555 It was like 25% dancing, 50% marketing. 505 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:27,041 Hey, Mike sold it up real nice. 506 00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:30,320 Yeah, how about you forgetting 25% more genius? 507 00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,598 Genius, Kid. Genius. 508 00:29:32,632 --> 00:29:34,220 How we do tonight, Mikey? 509 00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:37,120 Uh...it's a little under $2,500. 510 00:29:37,154 --> 00:29:40,571 -That's $400 better than last week. -That'll work. 511 00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:43,816 -And my, uh...my cut of the door. -Yes, sir. 512 00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:46,025 That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight, 513 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:48,234 throwing that kid out on the plank like that. 514 00:29:48,269 --> 00:29:51,065 It worked, though, didn't it? 515 00:29:51,099 --> 00:29:54,206 Shit. I didn't know if it was gonna till he hit the floor. 516 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,622 -He pulled it out. -Yeah. What's his story? 517 00:29:56,656 --> 00:30:00,384 I don't know. I mean, I met him at the site today. 518 00:30:00,419 --> 00:30:02,559 Ran into him at Ybor. 519 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:05,044 Those two little pretty ones over there were... 520 00:30:05,079 --> 00:30:07,046 ..just all hot and bothered, 521 00:30:07,081 --> 00:30:09,324 so I just figured I'd bring him along. 522 00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:11,257 Well, it was a good move. 523 00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:14,260 He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking... 524 00:30:14,295 --> 00:30:16,297 He can't dance for shit. 525 00:30:16,331 --> 00:30:18,402 Cannot dance for shit, but that is teachable. 526 00:30:18,437 --> 00:30:21,440 We could use some more youth on the team. 527 00:30:21,474 --> 00:30:23,373 Why don't you bring him to practice tomorrow, 528 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:25,444 and I'm gonna see what he's got. 529 00:30:25,478 --> 00:30:27,515 So, what the fuck is going on in Miami? 530 00:30:27,549 --> 00:30:29,586 Miami is looking good. 531 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:32,037 I got a couple loopholes I gotta get through 532 00:30:32,071 --> 00:30:34,004 with the real estate attorneys down there, 533 00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:36,386 but after that, it's gonna be all green lights, brother. 534 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,146 What you need from me? What's my side? 535 00:30:38,181 --> 00:30:40,148 You just gotta keep doing what you're doing, man. 536 00:30:40,183 --> 00:30:42,219 -Yeah? -I love where your head's at. 537 00:30:42,254 --> 00:30:44,497 You're focused. You're like a big brother to this team. 538 00:30:44,532 --> 00:30:46,914 You keep that up, you could be making 539 00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:49,192 a lot more than this door money, I guarantee you that. 540 00:30:49,226 --> 00:30:52,574 -Both ways this time, right? -Two-way street, baby. 541 00:30:52,609 --> 00:30:54,507 I want to hear you say the word. Equity. 542 00:30:54,542 --> 00:30:57,925 -E-Q-U-I-T-Y. -Say it. Say it. 543 00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:03,862 Come on, I'm telling the story, man. 544 00:32:57,182 --> 00:32:59,080 -Hey, Mike. -Huh? 545 00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:01,358 I think, uh... 546 00:33:01,393 --> 00:33:04,016 I think we should be best friends. 547 00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:07,054 OK. 548 00:33:07,088 --> 00:33:08,503 Let's go. 549 00:33:08,538 --> 00:33:10,471 Fuck! 550 00:33:13,129 --> 00:33:16,063 Fucking cover for me. 551 00:33:16,097 --> 00:33:18,789 So, how pregnant did you get that girl's mouth? 552 00:33:18,824 --> 00:33:22,103 Uh, wet. 553 00:33:27,108 --> 00:33:29,214 This is fucking great. 554 00:33:32,734 --> 00:33:35,358 -Good morning. -Hi, sis. 555 00:33:35,392 --> 00:33:36,807 - Hi. - Hi. 556 00:33:36,842 --> 00:33:38,568 - Brooke, this is Mike. - Oh, nice one. 557 00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:40,777 -Mike, this is Brooke. -Absolute pleasure. 558 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,675 -Hello. -Hi. 559 00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:44,401 You...you a nurse? 560 00:33:44,436 --> 00:33:46,265 I'm a medical assistant. 561 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,267 I process nurses' paperwork. 562 00:33:48,302 --> 00:33:52,168 -Way cooler. -Sure. Sure. 563 00:33:52,202 --> 00:33:54,308 Oh, nice, dude! 564 00:33:54,342 --> 00:33:56,724 Is this one of those retro, like...Wakefield, 565 00:33:56,758 --> 00:33:59,209 or is this a Russel Wright? 566 00:33:59,244 --> 00:34:01,832 Oh, it's a knock-off. That's cool, though. 567 00:34:01,867 --> 00:34:03,524 Where'd you get this thing? 568 00:34:03,558 --> 00:34:05,457 Uh, apparently, the knock-off place. 569 00:34:05,491 --> 00:34:07,114 Right. 570 00:34:07,148 --> 00:34:09,116 So, how do you know my brother? 571 00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:11,187 Uh, he's on my roofing crew. 572 00:34:11,221 --> 00:34:14,569 But I'm an entrepreneur, though. I, uh, manage a few businesses. 573 00:34:15,812 --> 00:34:17,434 Sure. 574 00:34:17,469 --> 00:34:21,266 Sure. Cool. Cool. 575 00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:26,167 So, the Kid said something about breakfast. 576 00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:28,100 Uh, well, he must be fucking drunk 577 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:31,483 'cause I don't cook no fucking breakfast. 578 00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:33,554 I wasn't talking about you cooking it. 579 00:34:33,588 --> 00:34:38,110 He just said you like breakfast food. 580 00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:40,768 And we were going to swing by IHOP on the way... 581 00:34:40,802 --> 00:34:43,460 OK, uh, good talk. 582 00:34:43,495 --> 00:34:45,635 I'll be outside with the rest 583 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:48,327 of the breakfast lovers of the world. 584 00:34:48,362 --> 00:34:51,365 Alright, Kid. 585 00:34:51,399 --> 00:34:53,436 Virgin dance the other night. 586 00:34:53,470 --> 00:34:56,266 Chunk it. You only have your cherry popped one time. 587 00:34:56,301 --> 00:34:59,476 Look, you walked out onstage, you looked like shit, alright? 588 00:34:59,511 --> 00:35:01,409 Where I saw something is when you got offstage 589 00:35:01,444 --> 00:35:03,411 and pulled a one-on-one with that chick. 590 00:35:03,446 --> 00:35:05,689 Alright? I'll show you what you're gonna do next, 591 00:35:05,724 --> 00:35:07,450 but for now, let's go to the basics. 592 00:35:07,484 --> 00:35:08,899 -Take your clothes off. -Right now? 593 00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:10,522 Right fucking now. Take them off. 594 00:35:10,556 --> 00:35:13,249 Every fucking one of them. Let's go. 595 00:35:13,283 --> 00:35:16,355 Let's go. Take them off. 596 00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:19,289 -Hang on, hang on. No, no, no. -What the fuck you doing, man? 597 00:35:19,324 --> 00:35:21,567 What are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room? 598 00:35:21,602 --> 00:35:24,294 -No. -What the fuck you doing? -I'm taking off my clothes. 599 00:35:24,329 --> 00:35:27,366 Taking off your clothes like a 12-year-old in the locker room. 600 00:35:27,401 --> 00:35:29,541 You're not a 12-year-old in the locker room. 601 00:35:29,575 --> 00:35:32,164 You are the man. On the stage. 602 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,477 Thousands of women. Eyes on you. 603 00:35:34,511 --> 00:35:36,824 You are their vision. So, what do you do? 604 00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:38,895 You don't just fucking throw your clothes off, do you? 605 00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,966 You fucking make it count, baby. 606 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,969 You walk out. You own it. 607 00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:45,660 You look around. 608 00:35:45,695 --> 00:35:47,593 You tease. 609 00:35:47,628 --> 00:35:49,664 You seduce. 610 00:35:51,321 --> 00:35:53,634 Clock eyes, but don't lock in on any of them. 611 00:35:53,668 --> 00:35:58,880 You gotta believe that you are inside every single one of them. 612 00:35:58,915 --> 00:36:03,437 And when the time's right, and you'll know it, 613 00:36:03,471 --> 00:36:05,473 foom! 614 00:36:05,508 --> 00:36:07,544 Stick it. 615 00:36:07,579 --> 00:36:10,582 That right there is like hitting the G-spot every single time. 616 00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:13,412 Alright, now, get up there. Move around. 617 00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:16,312 You see, baby, you're not just stripping. Alright? 618 00:36:16,346 --> 00:36:20,454 You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. Alright? 619 00:36:20,488 --> 00:36:23,008 You are the husband that they never had. 620 00:36:23,042 --> 00:36:25,528 You are that dreamboat guy that never came along. 621 00:36:25,562 --> 00:36:29,359 You are the one-night stand, that free fling of a fuck 622 00:36:29,394 --> 00:36:32,259 that they get to have tonight with you onstage 623 00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:33,743 and still go home to their hubby 624 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:35,607 and not get in trouble, because you, baby... 625 00:36:35,641 --> 00:36:37,402 you made it legal. 626 00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:39,335 You are the liberation. Own it. 627 00:36:39,369 --> 00:36:41,613 Who's got the cock? You do. They don't. 628 00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:43,235 Get right here. Move slow. 629 00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:45,375 Around, around. Fucking concentrate. 630 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:48,551 Round, round, round. Make this shit count. 631 00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:50,622 Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. 632 00:36:50,656 --> 00:36:53,625 I'm talking about money. Move around, round, round. 633 00:36:53,659 --> 00:36:56,352 Get the movements, breathe. Alright. 634 00:36:56,386 --> 00:36:57,801 Easy, rattlesnake. 635 00:36:57,836 --> 00:36:59,872 Now, on three, you're going to stick it. 636 00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:02,323 One, two, three. 637 00:37:02,358 --> 00:37:03,911 Stick! 638 00:37:03,945 --> 00:37:06,672 That's the hook, baby. That's the fucking hook. 639 00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:09,779 That's what I'm talking about. Alright? 640 00:37:11,988 --> 00:37:14,439 You can do this, 'cause I know you can. 641 00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:17,027 -I can do it. -Now, take a breath. 642 00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,824 Fuck that mirror like you mean it. 643 00:37:20,859 --> 00:37:22,861 Alright, alright, alright. 644 00:37:22,895 --> 00:37:25,484 We got the Kid coming up on the main stage. 645 00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:28,556 -Hi, Beatrice. Alright, you ready? -What? 646 00:37:28,591 --> 00:37:30,972 Dallas gave me the go-ahead on getting you suited up, son. 647 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:33,458 -You ready? -Yeah. 648 00:37:33,492 --> 00:37:34,907 Why do you look scared for? 649 00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:36,633 You already lost your virginity, man. 650 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:38,946 All you gotta do now is get good at it. 651 00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:41,293 We gotta get you an American flag, 652 00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:44,883 'Star-Spangled Banner' for Fourth of July summertime. 653 00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:47,851 Dude, this has no back. 654 00:37:47,886 --> 00:37:52,511 Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong. 655 00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:56,412 What the fuck is this? 656 00:37:56,446 --> 00:37:58,828 Stay away from the elephant socks, bro. That's Dallas shit. 657 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:01,451 You don't want to look like him on the first night out, do you? 658 00:38:01,486 --> 00:38:04,868 What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he... Is he a good guy? 659 00:38:04,903 --> 00:38:09,804 Yeah. Dallas is... Uh, Dallas is Dallas. 660 00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:12,462 I mean, it's pretty cool that he let me in. 661 00:38:12,497 --> 00:38:15,362 Yeah. It's cool that he let you in. 662 00:38:15,396 --> 00:38:17,433 Look, we think you got something. 663 00:38:17,467 --> 00:38:19,607 Not exactly sure what that is just yet, 664 00:38:19,642 --> 00:38:22,817 but, uh, all we know is you got a lot of work to do. 665 00:38:22,852 --> 00:38:24,854 So don't quit your day job just yet. 666 00:38:56,644 --> 00:38:59,440 Adam! 667 00:38:59,475 --> 00:39:01,511 Adam, get out here. I need to talk to you. 668 00:39:01,546 --> 00:39:03,513 What do you want? 669 00:39:03,548 --> 00:39:07,517 I want to talk to you, man. Get the fuck out. Get out, Adam! 670 00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:10,382 I'll be out in a minute, please! One sec. 671 00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:12,971 Adam, I need to fucking talk to you. 672 00:39:13,005 --> 00:39:14,593 What about? 673 00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:17,596 Um, about this box. 674 00:39:17,631 --> 00:39:19,598 I need to talk to you about this box... 675 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:21,669 Oh, fuck me. 676 00:39:21,704 --> 00:39:23,947 ..of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks, 677 00:39:23,982 --> 00:39:25,984 and I don't even fucking... I don't even know. 678 00:39:26,018 --> 00:39:27,675 Uh, it's for work. 679 00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:30,609 It's for work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man. 680 00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:33,163 Come on, I'm your sister. I love you. I don't judge you. 681 00:39:33,198 --> 00:39:37,098 You're my brother. Just come out here so I can talk to you. 682 00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:39,169 You know I don't care what your preferences are, man. 683 00:39:39,204 --> 00:39:42,690 -Preferences? -I want to talk to you about... -Whoa, hey! 684 00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:46,418 It is not what it looks like. 685 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:48,593 Is that my razor? 686 00:39:48,627 --> 00:39:50,042 Yeah. 687 00:39:50,077 --> 00:39:54,012 Are you shaving your fucking legs? 688 00:39:54,046 --> 00:39:56,014 Yeah, I'm shaving my legs. 689 00:39:56,048 --> 00:39:57,912 Why are you shaving your legs? 690 00:39:57,947 --> 00:39:59,535 It's for work, OK? 691 00:39:59,569 --> 00:40:01,019 What do you mean, "It's for work"? 692 00:40:01,053 --> 00:40:02,917 How could it possibly be for work? 693 00:41:06,187 --> 00:41:08,258 Ma'am, excuse me, you're gonna have to move it down, 694 00:41:08,293 --> 00:41:10,985 'cause, uh, this is the breakfast lovers' section. 695 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:13,885 -Here we go. -Hi, Mike. 696 00:41:13,919 --> 00:41:16,612 -Hi. -Hi. 697 00:41:16,646 --> 00:41:19,028 Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur? 698 00:41:20,754 --> 00:41:24,033 Either one. It's fine. 699 00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:26,622 You really just came down to see little brother? 700 00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:30,108 No, I was hoping this was all a joke. 701 00:41:30,142 --> 00:41:32,800 It is pretty funny. 702 00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:39,289 You better take care of him, Mike. 703 00:41:42,154 --> 00:41:44,985 OK, Mom. 704 00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:46,607 I'll take care of him. 705 00:41:46,642 --> 00:41:48,022 You should stick around, though. 706 00:42:00,587 --> 00:42:03,555 Alright, alright. 707 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,730 Hey, let's give it up for the Kid, huh? 708 00:42:07,214 --> 00:42:09,768 Bang! A six-shooter for you. 709 00:42:09,803 --> 00:42:13,013 There we go. 710 00:42:13,047 --> 00:42:16,982 This next performer who's coming out, 711 00:42:17,017 --> 00:42:18,674 he's one of a kind, ladies. 712 00:42:20,676 --> 00:42:23,817 I saw this young man walking down the street six years ago 713 00:42:23,851 --> 00:42:27,924 and I knew when I saw him, I knew I had to bring him in. 714 00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:31,618 Bring him in, have his talents be shown to the universe. 715 00:42:33,689 --> 00:42:35,863 And tonight, he's gonna be right here on this stage, 716 00:42:35,898 --> 00:42:38,901 so you can see with your very own eyes. 717 00:42:38,935 --> 00:42:40,765 Our feature presentation, the one and only, 718 00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:46,184 the star of the show, Mr Magic Mike. 719 00:45:08,222 --> 00:45:11,156 -You see your sister tonight? -See my sister? 720 00:45:11,191 --> 00:45:12,848 -Yeah. -What do you mean? 721 00:45:12,882 --> 00:45:14,539 Your sister was there. 722 00:45:14,573 --> 00:45:16,161 No, she wasn't. 723 00:45:16,196 --> 00:45:19,061 Yeah, she was there during your act. 724 00:45:19,095 --> 00:45:21,097 You talked to my sister? 725 00:45:21,132 --> 00:45:24,514 As you were dry-humping a girl up and down the stage, yes. 726 00:45:24,549 --> 00:45:26,482 My sister saw me dance? 727 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,104 Yeah, we were actually laughing. 728 00:45:28,139 --> 00:45:30,003 I had a pretty good laugh about it. 729 00:45:30,037 --> 00:45:33,040 Oh, wow! Fuck! 730 00:45:33,075 --> 00:45:35,318 She did not look happy. Did you tell her to come? 731 00:45:35,353 --> 00:45:38,183 I told her. I didn't think she'd fucking come. Jeez. 732 00:45:38,218 --> 00:45:40,047 -Well, she did. -Wow. 733 00:45:40,082 --> 00:45:43,292 I don't know how long she stayed for, but it was, uh... 734 00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:45,018 She looked pissed. 735 00:45:45,052 --> 00:45:48,400 Fu... Whoo! 736 00:45:48,435 --> 00:45:50,299 How much money did you make tonight? 737 00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:52,301 -How much money? -Yeah. 738 00:45:52,335 --> 00:45:55,925 -Uh, like 230. -230? That's good, man. 739 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,410 Oh, by the way, I got this for you, uh, 740 00:45:58,445 --> 00:46:00,343 just for gas and shit. 741 00:46:00,378 --> 00:46:02,518 Get the... Are you kidding me, dude? 742 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:05,832 -Keep your money. It's fine. -You always drive me around. 743 00:46:05,866 --> 00:46:08,248 I can pay for my own gas. It's fine. Thank you, though. 744 00:46:08,282 --> 00:46:10,802 It was a really sweet gesture. I appreciate it. 745 00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:12,217 Thank you. 746 00:46:32,651 --> 00:46:34,619 That's a beautiful necklace. 747 00:46:34,653 --> 00:46:36,483 -Is that vintage? -Oh, I, um... 748 00:46:36,517 --> 00:46:39,382 No, it's... No, it's my sister. 749 00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:43,352 My sister got it for me from Target, I think. 750 00:46:43,386 --> 00:46:46,251 Um, uh, SBA, yes. 751 00:46:46,286 --> 00:46:49,151 Uh...name and Social. 752 00:46:49,185 --> 00:46:51,325 Absolutely. Michael Lane. 753 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,984 038-00-7128. 754 00:46:55,019 --> 00:47:00,300 And I, uh...brought the funds for my down payment. 755 00:47:03,579 --> 00:47:05,512 Uh, yes. 756 00:47:05,546 --> 00:47:07,514 Yeah. 757 00:47:07,548 --> 00:47:10,275 OK. 758 00:47:10,310 --> 00:47:12,312 Um... 759 00:47:15,453 --> 00:47:18,007 Alright. 760 00:47:18,042 --> 00:47:22,391 OK, we seem to have a credit issue, Mr Lane. 761 00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:24,427 -Your score, see, it's four... -Right. 762 00:47:24,462 --> 00:47:27,430 No, I, uh, actually, I talked to Mr Rodriguez last week. 763 00:47:27,465 --> 00:47:29,432 And as I was explaining to him, 764 00:47:29,467 --> 00:47:32,884 the businesses that I manage, they deal exclusively in cash. 765 00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:34,955 And he said that he would forego the credit check 766 00:47:34,990 --> 00:47:36,543 if I brought in a healthy down payment. 767 00:47:36,577 --> 00:47:38,165 I mean, it should be noted there. 768 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,891 He said he was gonna put it in. 769 00:47:39,926 --> 00:47:43,274 Absolutely. 770 00:47:46,173 --> 00:47:48,313 Um, you are currently the manager 771 00:47:48,348 --> 00:47:50,350 of an automotive accessories business? 772 00:47:50,384 --> 00:47:52,421 -Mm-hm. Absolutely. -OK. 773 00:47:52,455 --> 00:47:54,699 And an event management company, a roofing firm. 774 00:47:54,733 --> 00:47:57,978 Honestly, the list goes on. 775 00:47:58,013 --> 00:48:00,429 Wow. You're a busy guy. 776 00:48:00,463 --> 00:48:04,398 Yeah. Lucky to be. 777 00:48:04,433 --> 00:48:07,470 So, what kind of rates am I looking at? 778 00:48:13,028 --> 00:48:14,995 There are ways to clear 779 00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:17,618 these credit issues up over time, but... 780 00:48:17,653 --> 00:48:20,621 Oh, my God, I haven't even told you what I'm here for. 781 00:48:20,656 --> 00:48:22,313 I really apologise. 782 00:48:22,347 --> 00:48:25,695 This is...this is what I do. Right here. 783 00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,974 Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts. 784 00:48:28,008 --> 00:48:30,631 It's competitive pricing, low overhead. 785 00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:33,669 I mean, really, who wants to buy that crap 786 00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:35,740 when it falls apart in a year, 787 00:48:35,774 --> 00:48:39,640 when you can get handcrafted furniture for a bargain? 788 00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:43,368 You know what I mean? 789 00:48:43,403 --> 00:48:45,508 Yeah, it's... 790 00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:54,759 Unfortunately, Mr Lane, my hands are tied. 791 00:48:54,793 --> 00:48:59,212 The company has a policy that we cannot issue loans 792 00:48:59,246 --> 00:49:02,387 to clients who score below our credit threshold. 793 00:49:02,422 --> 00:49:06,322 I can absolutely understand where you're coming from. 794 00:49:06,357 --> 00:49:08,186 You know, you hit buttons and you think 795 00:49:08,221 --> 00:49:09,739 that you know something about me. 796 00:49:09,774 --> 00:49:11,741 And I get it. It's OK. It's OK. 797 00:49:11,776 --> 00:49:15,538 All I'm asking for is a good deal. 798 00:49:15,573 --> 00:49:18,265 Please, can you help me with that? 799 00:49:21,096 --> 00:49:23,270 I mean, we do offer relief programs 800 00:49:23,305 --> 00:49:27,999 for our qualified distressed clients, so that... 801 00:49:28,034 --> 00:49:29,690 How... I'm sorry, what? 802 00:49:29,725 --> 00:49:31,761 It's a relief program, so that you can... 803 00:49:31,796 --> 00:49:34,350 For distressed? I'm distressed? 804 00:49:34,385 --> 00:49:36,318 No, no! No, no, no, not, not like that. 805 00:49:36,352 --> 00:49:38,630 Sweetheart, listen. It's OK. It's fine. 806 00:49:38,665 --> 00:49:41,461 Does this look distressed? I don't think so, one. 807 00:49:41,495 --> 00:49:44,119 Two, I read the papers, OK? 808 00:49:44,153 --> 00:49:46,500 The only thing that's distressed is y'all. 809 00:49:58,271 --> 00:50:00,307 Can you get the door? 810 00:50:16,392 --> 00:50:19,257 Adam, it's for you. 811 00:50:19,292 --> 00:50:21,673 Happy birthday. 812 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,538 Come on! Let's go! Sandbar party! 813 00:50:24,573 --> 00:50:27,438 4 July, nuts-on-your-head wake-up call, let's go! 814 00:50:27,472 --> 00:50:29,164 Come on! No, no, no, no, no! 815 00:50:29,198 --> 00:50:30,786 You are coming too. Don't even try. 816 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:34,169 Um, I'm gonna go to bed. It's 7:00 in the morning. 817 00:50:34,203 --> 00:50:37,413 "Oh, it's 7:00 in the morning, I hate fun!" 818 00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:39,174 Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans 819 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,693 if you are gonna turn your back on a sandbar party! 820 00:51:32,434 --> 00:51:36,334 There you are. What did I tell you? 821 00:51:36,369 --> 00:51:39,924 - Paradise. - Yeah. Paradise. 822 00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:42,858 Marooned on an island with all the strippers in Tampa. 823 00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:45,550 How did I get so lucky? Yeah, best Fourth of July ever. 824 00:51:47,863 --> 00:51:52,385 I literally was just thinking that in my head, like, just now. 825 00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:54,387 - Hey, gorgeous. - Get out of my head. 826 00:51:54,421 --> 00:51:57,597 -Oh, shit. Yo! -Hey. 827 00:51:57,631 --> 00:51:59,668 What are you doing here? 828 00:51:59,702 --> 00:52:01,911 You know me. Always making new friends. 829 00:52:01,946 --> 00:52:04,673 -Good to see you. -Good to see you. How are you? 830 00:52:04,707 --> 00:52:07,503 -I'm good. This is, um, Brooke. -Hi. -Oh, hey. 831 00:52:07,538 --> 00:52:09,678 -Brooke, Joanna. Joanna, Brooke. -Nice to meet you. 832 00:52:09,712 --> 00:52:11,645 Nice to meet you too. I like your bikini. 833 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,578 -Thank you. You too. -Is that a tattoo? 834 00:52:13,613 --> 00:52:15,649 -Yeah. -What does that say? 835 00:52:15,684 --> 00:52:19,343 Oh, it just says I was 17 and... 836 00:52:19,377 --> 00:52:20,792 Yeah. 837 00:52:20,827 --> 00:52:22,829 -Nice. -Yeah. It's crazy. 838 00:52:22,863 --> 00:52:25,487 Yeah, uh, so I know Joanna from the club. 839 00:52:25,521 --> 00:52:28,697 She studied psychology and she came up to do, uh... 840 00:52:28,731 --> 00:52:32,597 -What's the thing that you came up to do? -Behaviour analysis. 841 00:52:32,632 --> 00:52:34,772 Right. She was 'analysizing' our behaviour, apparently. 842 00:52:34,806 --> 00:52:37,499 Right. Yeah. That must have been, uh, really enlightening. 843 00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:39,535 It actually was. 844 00:52:39,570 --> 00:52:42,262 I go a few times a week, if you wanna come with us. 845 00:52:42,297 --> 00:52:44,264 She is actually the Kid's brother. 846 00:52:44,299 --> 00:52:47,474 - Sister. Sister. -I mean, sister. Right. - 847 00:52:47,509 --> 00:52:49,959 -Is that a tattoo over there? -Yeah! You know... 848 00:52:49,994 --> 00:52:52,203 She has tattoos. Want a drink? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 849 00:52:52,238 --> 00:52:54,240 Alright, I'll get you a drink. 850 00:52:54,274 --> 00:52:56,587 -It was nice to meet you. -It was nice to meet you too. 851 00:52:56,621 --> 00:52:58,761 She's cute. What? 852 00:52:58,796 --> 00:53:00,694 I don't normally like blondes, but she's really cute. 853 00:53:00,729 --> 00:53:03,559 She's not really, you know, our type, you know what I'm saying? 854 00:53:03,594 --> 00:53:06,459 -Oh, what, you're not into her? -That's not what I'm saying. 855 00:53:06,493 --> 00:53:08,495 I'm saying she's, like, she's a little uptight. 856 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:10,566 OK, well, we're fucking her, not taking her to dinner. 857 00:53:10,601 --> 00:53:12,637 That's not gonna happen. 858 00:53:12,672 --> 00:53:14,950 She's a dinner type, is what I'm trying to say. You get me? 859 00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:17,953 Oh. Oh, OK. Well, if you decide you want to share... 860 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:19,644 I... That's not what... 861 00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:21,784 ..and change your mind and put some effort into it, 862 00:53:21,819 --> 00:53:23,407 you know my number. 863 00:53:23,441 --> 00:53:25,340 Besides, you know how much I love to eat. 864 00:53:25,374 --> 00:53:27,031 Yes. I will. 865 00:53:27,065 --> 00:53:29,240 Obviously you don't like head. 866 00:53:40,493 --> 00:53:42,426 I started cheating in the seventh grade 867 00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:44,359 just to entertain myself. 868 00:53:44,393 --> 00:53:46,637 Finished high school, but if I could do it all over again, 869 00:53:46,671 --> 00:53:49,398 I wouldn't even have gone to high school, no fucking way. 870 00:53:49,433 --> 00:53:51,676 Does that mean you don't believe in school at all? 871 00:53:51,711 --> 00:53:53,747 I think fuck school altogether. 872 00:53:53,782 --> 00:53:56,060 When I have a kid, I'm gonna set him in front of the TV 873 00:53:56,094 --> 00:53:57,993 and make him watch 'Mad Money' all day long. 874 00:53:58,027 --> 00:53:59,857 I'm gonna teach him about the stock market. 875 00:53:59,891 --> 00:54:02,653 Get him into some Ameritrade and shit like that. 876 00:54:02,687 --> 00:54:04,689 I guarantee you, by the time he's 18, 877 00:54:04,724 --> 00:54:06,553 that little fucker's gonna be flush in cash. 878 00:54:06,588 --> 00:54:10,454 Boo-yah! -I don't know why more people don't do that. 879 00:54:10,488 --> 00:54:13,077 You know? Just from an investment standpoint. 880 00:54:13,111 --> 00:54:15,424 Well, that's the state of the country, man. 881 00:54:15,459 --> 00:54:18,979 America. People. Stupid. 882 00:54:19,014 --> 00:54:22,707 -I hope I get to meet your kids some day. -Oh, no problem. 883 00:54:22,742 --> 00:54:25,089 Come visit anytime in one of our three cool houses, dear. 884 00:54:29,127 --> 00:54:30,784 Hey, look, if you want, 885 00:54:30,819 --> 00:54:33,097 I could probably get Dallas's number for you. 886 00:54:33,131 --> 00:54:35,375 I mean, he's starting this new life-coaching business 887 00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:38,309 that I really do think that you might benefit from personally. 888 00:54:38,344 --> 00:54:40,587 I mean, I saw the connection between the two of you. 889 00:54:40,622 --> 00:54:44,350 What... I'm sorry. 890 00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:46,938 Right? So you felt it too? What? Just, what? 891 00:54:46,973 --> 00:54:49,009 What would his kids even look like? 892 00:54:49,044 --> 00:54:51,598 They'd be running around in rattlesnake diapers and shit. 893 00:54:51,633 --> 00:54:54,325 Oh, no, oh, no. 894 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,431 Look, don't... Uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. 895 00:54:56,465 --> 00:54:57,880 Don't let 'em bother you. 896 00:54:57,915 --> 00:54:59,503 Oh, no, it didn't bother me. 897 00:54:59,537 --> 00:55:01,436 No, I'm just trying to wrap my mind around 898 00:55:01,470 --> 00:55:03,438 Adam in this whole mix - I don't... 899 00:55:03,472 --> 00:55:06,751 I get it. I don't know how I fit into this whole mix either. 900 00:55:06,786 --> 00:55:09,720 No, you... When you're on stage, it all makes sense. 901 00:55:09,754 --> 00:55:13,102 The way you dance and the way the women respond to you and... 902 00:55:13,137 --> 00:55:18,522 Wait a minute. So that means someone might have stuck around. 903 00:55:18,556 --> 00:55:21,145 That's good to know. 904 00:55:21,179 --> 00:55:24,459 Yeah. That feeling... 905 00:55:24,493 --> 00:55:28,048 That must be a crazy feeling to be on stage like that. 906 00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:30,844 I see why you've been doing it for so long, I get it. 907 00:55:30,879 --> 00:55:32,467 But Adam's different. He's... 908 00:55:32,501 --> 00:55:33,916 Why is that? 909 00:55:33,951 --> 00:55:36,574 Well, he had a football scholarship. 910 00:55:36,609 --> 00:55:39,888 I mean, a year ago, he basically ruined it 911 00:55:39,922 --> 00:55:42,131 by getting in a fistfight with his coach 912 00:55:42,166 --> 00:55:44,168 in the first hour of the first day. 913 00:55:44,202 --> 00:55:46,170 Yeah. I think he said something about that. 914 00:55:46,204 --> 00:55:47,861 Yeah. 915 00:55:47,896 --> 00:55:49,898 So I don't know, 916 00:55:49,932 --> 00:55:52,487 I'm just trying to figure out why he's stripping. 917 00:55:52,521 --> 00:55:54,903 Why is easy. 918 00:55:54,937 --> 00:55:56,663 What do you mean, it's easy? 919 00:55:56,698 --> 00:55:58,907 - You want some stripper wisdom? - OK. 920 00:55:58,941 --> 00:56:00,598 -You ready? -Yeah. 921 00:56:00,633 --> 00:56:03,946 He's 19 years old. 922 00:56:03,981 --> 00:56:06,742 It's women, money and a good time. 923 00:56:09,745 --> 00:56:12,541 I guess. I guess. 924 00:56:12,576 --> 00:56:15,510 I got him. 925 00:56:15,544 --> 00:56:17,615 OK? 926 00:56:17,650 --> 00:56:19,065 OK. 927 00:56:19,099 --> 00:56:20,791 -You coming to the show tonight? -No. 928 00:56:20,825 --> 00:56:22,758 -You're gonna come to the show. -No. 929 00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:24,829 You just said over there that you liked the show. 930 00:56:24,864 --> 00:56:27,556 -That doesn't mean I'm gonna go again. -But you just said... 931 00:56:27,591 --> 00:56:31,111 I'm not going. I've seen it. I've seen too much. 932 00:57:44,978 --> 00:57:46,877 The deadliest weapon in the world 933 00:57:46,911 --> 00:57:48,465 is a Marine and his rifle. 934 00:58:28,159 --> 00:58:31,784 Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. 935 00:58:31,818 --> 00:58:33,233 I didn't... 936 00:58:33,268 --> 00:58:35,063 -He did that himself. -Hey, Mike. 937 00:58:35,097 --> 00:58:36,858 I just... I'm bringing him home. 938 00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:40,171 Hey, brother bear. Yeah, thank you. 939 00:58:40,206 --> 00:58:43,589 -He's stoned out of his mind. -Yeah. 940 00:58:43,623 --> 00:58:47,040 -Um, um... -Oh. 941 00:58:47,075 --> 00:58:51,044 Hi. What's up, dude? Yeah, we... My bad. 942 00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:54,289 Alright, Kid. I'll see you later. What's up, dude? 943 00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:55,911 Is that Paul? 944 00:58:55,946 --> 00:58:57,810 Yeah. That's P... Yeah. 945 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,814 Come on. What are you... 946 00:59:01,848 --> 00:59:04,679 It's good. Go! 947 00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:08,165 Hey, uh, thanks. Thanks for bringing him back. 948 00:59:08,199 --> 00:59:11,064 I told you I was gonna take care of him, didn't I? 949 00:59:11,099 --> 00:59:12,721 Yeah. Watch yourself. 950 00:59:12,756 --> 00:59:14,136 Sorry. 951 01:00:07,983 --> 01:00:13,402 So, uh, I don't know, how's school or whatever? 952 01:00:13,437 --> 01:00:18,304 Um...it's good. It's good. 953 01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:24,828 I'm sorry, what the fuck do you study again? 954 01:00:24,862 --> 01:00:27,313 Social studies or sociology or... 955 01:00:27,347 --> 01:00:30,454 Wait, did you say social studies? -Social science? 956 01:00:30,488 --> 01:00:33,319 What am I, in middle school or something? 957 01:00:33,353 --> 01:00:35,804 -No. No. -No? 958 01:00:35,839 --> 01:00:38,151 Psychology. 959 01:00:38,186 --> 01:00:42,777 So, how much longer you got in, uh, psychology? 960 01:00:44,848 --> 01:00:48,748 Uh, I have, six weeks until I'm... 961 01:00:48,783 --> 01:00:50,819 For real? Six weeks? 962 01:00:50,854 --> 01:00:53,201 Then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right. 963 01:00:53,235 --> 01:00:55,099 -Wow. -I know. 964 01:00:55,134 --> 01:00:57,930 People have to pay me now. 965 01:00:57,964 --> 01:01:00,070 -That's huge. -It is, yeah. 966 01:01:00,104 --> 01:01:03,383 I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits at least. 967 01:01:03,418 --> 01:01:05,800 I'd feel bad taking money from you. 968 01:01:05,834 --> 01:01:08,112 I'm too fucked up anyway, so... 969 01:01:08,147 --> 01:01:10,149 Oh, you're not so bad. 970 01:01:15,982 --> 01:01:18,813 So, what, are you gonna open up your own, like... 971 01:01:18,847 --> 01:01:21,885 You ask a lot of questions, don't you? 972 01:01:21,919 --> 01:01:23,783 Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh? 973 01:01:23,818 --> 01:01:26,752 -Chatty Cathy. -Chatty Cathy. 974 01:01:26,786 --> 01:01:29,444 Questions are off-limits, I guess? 975 01:01:29,478 --> 01:01:32,136 -They're always off-limits. -Really? 976 01:01:32,171 --> 01:01:33,931 You don't need to talk. Just look pretty. 977 01:01:33,966 --> 01:01:35,484 What was your name again? I can't remember... 978 01:01:35,519 --> 01:01:39,281 What was it? What was it? 979 01:01:39,316 --> 01:01:42,284 Look, I'm gonna go, OK? 980 01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:43,907 Um, but I'll give you a call? 981 01:01:43,941 --> 01:01:46,357 -Mm-hm. -Mm-hm. OK. 982 01:01:46,392 --> 01:01:49,084 Mm-hm. Mwah. 983 01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:50,534 Get out of here. 984 01:03:41,093 --> 01:03:43,129 That's what I'm saying. 985 01:03:43,164 --> 01:03:45,442 I'm looking at longevity. I mean, this is fun for now, 986 01:03:45,476 --> 01:03:48,169 but I'm not gonna be this young and beautiful forever. 987 01:03:48,203 --> 01:03:50,309 Strip malls... I think I got a good idea here. 988 01:03:50,343 --> 01:03:53,588 I watch all these people, this Carleton Sheets and guys on TV. 989 01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:56,039 And I read this other book called 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad'. 990 01:03:56,073 --> 01:03:58,179 That's a great book. I actually went to the convention. 991 01:03:58,213 --> 01:04:00,250 -Robert Kawasaki. -Kiyosaki. 992 01:04:00,284 --> 01:04:02,528 Yeah, yeah. That's the guy. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 993 01:04:02,562 --> 01:04:05,255 Hey-ah! 994 01:04:05,289 --> 01:04:07,602 Alright, alright, alright, hey-ah! 995 01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:10,467 Alright, everybody can quiet down a second here. 996 01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:12,089 Quiet down a sec? 997 01:04:12,124 --> 01:04:16,335 Hey! Everybody! Shut the fuck up! 998 01:04:16,369 --> 01:04:18,337 Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man. 999 01:04:18,371 --> 01:04:19,959 Aw, shit. Sorry, bro. 1000 01:04:19,994 --> 01:04:22,203 That's alright. Thanks. 1001 01:04:22,237 --> 01:04:24,895 Alright, now I got an announcement to make. 1002 01:04:24,930 --> 01:04:26,966 Now, that means you too, Tarzan. 1003 01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:29,382 Come on, big boy, out of the shadows, into the light. 1004 01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:32,006 Come on, baby. 1005 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:35,078 I've been telling y'all this is gonna be a special night 1006 01:04:35,112 --> 01:04:38,150 for a long time, and now I'm gonna tell you why. 1007 01:04:38,184 --> 01:04:41,049 Despite the hurricane that has soiled 1008 01:04:41,084 --> 01:04:43,534 our rather bountiful Saturday afternoon, 1009 01:04:43,569 --> 01:04:46,434 the good Lord has blessed the Kings of Tampa this summer. 1010 01:04:46,468 --> 01:04:48,332 Can I get an amen on that? 1011 01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:50,576 Amen! 1012 01:04:50,610 --> 01:04:52,578 Mmm. 1013 01:04:52,612 --> 01:04:56,340 We've been talking a lot about the markets. 1014 01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:58,446 Waiting for the sweet spot. 1015 01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,655 Waiting for our time to make our move, 1016 01:05:00,689 --> 01:05:03,244 take our show global. 1017 01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:05,660 Well, as of September 1, 1018 01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:10,285 we will no longer be the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1019 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,149 No, sir, no, ma'am. 1020 01:05:12,184 --> 01:05:16,119 We will be the Cock-rocking Kings 1021 01:05:16,153 --> 01:05:18,259 of 4,000 square feet 1022 01:05:18,293 --> 01:05:21,124 of Miami prime-time beachfront real estate, 1023 01:05:21,158 --> 01:05:22,988 motherfuckers! 1024 01:05:24,058 --> 01:05:25,542 -Yeah! -Fuck yeah! 1025 01:05:26,646 --> 01:05:28,441 Huh? Huh? 1026 01:05:28,476 --> 01:05:30,650 Come on, come on. 1027 01:05:30,685 --> 01:05:33,067 Ah, Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low. 1028 01:05:33,101 --> 01:05:35,621 Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh? 1029 01:05:35,655 --> 01:05:37,450 Kid, you ready for the big-time, huh? 1030 01:05:37,485 --> 01:05:39,211 You ready for the big time? 1031 01:05:39,245 --> 01:05:41,213 Alright, Tobias, you ready 1032 01:05:41,247 --> 01:05:43,525 to take your beats to South Beach, big boy? -I'm ready. 1033 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,425 Ken, housewives gonna love you down there, huh? 1034 01:05:46,459 --> 01:05:48,496 -I feel blessed. -They gonna love you now. 1035 01:05:48,530 --> 01:05:51,568 Huh, Tarzan. Did you know they made trees tall enough 1036 01:05:51,602 --> 01:05:53,777 to swing from Tampa to motherfucking Miami, huh?! 1037 01:05:53,811 --> 01:05:57,539 Huh?! Yeah! My main man. 1038 01:05:57,574 --> 01:05:59,645 The moon is just a chip shot away, brother! 1039 01:05:59,679 --> 01:06:02,337 Chip shot away. Fuck, yeah. 1040 01:06:02,372 --> 01:06:05,651 Just got to let it sink in, man. We're really doing this? 1041 01:06:05,685 --> 01:06:08,585 Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing this, man. This is our time. 1042 01:06:08,619 --> 01:06:10,414 Alright. Alright. 1043 01:06:10,449 --> 01:06:12,658 Listen, man, I couldn't even have dreamed 1044 01:06:12,692 --> 01:06:15,109 all this shit up without you. 1045 01:06:15,143 --> 01:06:17,387 We're gonna do it together, and just like we always said. 1046 01:06:17,421 --> 01:06:19,458 7.5 across the board. We are gonna motherfucking kill. 1047 01:06:19,492 --> 01:06:21,080 You meant to say 10, didn't you? 1048 01:06:22,426 --> 01:06:24,635 Congrats, Kid. 1049 01:06:24,670 --> 01:06:27,052 Thanks, man. 1050 01:06:27,086 --> 01:06:29,537 Hey, you know, if you want to go in 1051 01:06:29,571 --> 01:06:31,642 on a pack with me, Mike's not interested, 1052 01:06:31,677 --> 01:06:33,782 but, you know, we can go halfsies. 1053 01:06:33,817 --> 01:06:36,199 I could make it worth your while. 1054 01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:37,648 Yeah, sure. 1055 01:06:37,683 --> 01:06:40,237 Bueno! Alright. 1056 01:06:40,272 --> 01:06:41,652 Talk to you later about it, OK? 1057 01:06:55,425 --> 01:06:58,186 Who is that? 1058 01:06:58,221 --> 01:07:00,154 Nora. 1059 01:07:00,188 --> 01:07:03,226 I don't think you need that in your life, bro. 1060 01:07:33,152 --> 01:07:34,809 Hey, baby girl, what are you doing? 1061 01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:36,707 Huh? 1062 01:07:36,742 --> 01:07:39,262 No, I'm at a... I don't know, I'm at this party. 1063 01:07:39,296 --> 01:07:41,333 It's getting lame, I want to get out of here. 1064 01:07:41,367 --> 01:07:43,611 How 'bout I, uh... I don't know, come scoop you up? 1065 01:07:43,645 --> 01:07:46,407 I can bring you a present. 1066 01:07:46,441 --> 01:07:48,202 What? What thing? 1067 01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:51,205 I got a thing. 1068 01:07:52,689 --> 01:07:55,485 Come on, you ain't... 1069 01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:57,142 Alright. 1070 01:07:57,176 --> 01:08:00,214 OK. Alright, I'll call you later. 1071 01:08:11,777 --> 01:08:14,642 This is Herman. 1072 01:08:14,676 --> 01:08:17,507 Hi, Herman. 1073 01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:19,509 He likes you. 1074 01:08:30,692 --> 01:08:33,592 -Hey, y'all. -Hey, sorry. 1075 01:08:33,626 --> 01:08:35,628 Hey, man. 1076 01:08:35,663 --> 01:08:38,390 We'd like to order. 1077 01:08:38,424 --> 01:08:40,288 Alright. 1078 01:08:41,876 --> 01:08:44,913 That pig is so fucking cute. 1079 01:08:44,948 --> 01:08:48,469 Angels or demons? 1080 01:08:48,503 --> 01:08:51,644 -Angels. -Angels. OK. 1081 01:08:53,853 --> 01:08:56,166 If you chew it, it'll hit you quicker. 1082 01:08:58,548 --> 01:09:00,274 You're gonna fucking love this one. 1083 01:09:00,308 --> 01:09:02,552 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1084 01:09:02,586 --> 01:09:07,453 Fucking Miami, man. Fucking Miami! 1085 01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,426 How you kids doing tonight? 1086 01:09:14,460 --> 01:09:16,428 That storm is crazy, huh? 1087 01:09:20,604 --> 01:09:22,399 Beautiful. 1088 01:09:27,404 --> 01:09:30,580 My wife's tits are awesome, right? 1089 01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:32,237 What? 1090 01:09:32,271 --> 01:09:33,824 I said my wife's tits are awesome. 1091 01:09:35,895 --> 01:09:38,864 Yeah. 1092 01:09:38,898 --> 01:09:41,763 Check them out, man. 1093 01:09:41,798 --> 01:09:44,214 -You fucking joking, man? -I'm not fucking joking. 1094 01:09:44,249 --> 01:09:45,698 You check them out. 1095 01:09:45,733 --> 01:09:48,701 Feel them, man. They're so fucking amazing. 1096 01:09:48,736 --> 01:09:52,257 Come on. 1097 01:09:54,259 --> 01:09:57,676 It's OK. Go ahead, man. 1098 01:09:57,710 --> 01:10:01,473 -They're real, I swear. -Yeah, I bet they are. 1099 01:10:01,507 --> 01:10:05,753 See? 1100 01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:07,410 This is OK? 1101 01:10:07,444 --> 01:10:09,343 It's OK with me, man. 1102 01:10:09,377 --> 01:10:10,999 She loves it. 1103 01:10:11,034 --> 01:10:15,280 -I fucking love you. -No, man, I love you. 1104 01:10:15,314 --> 01:10:17,282 -No, you don't understand. -I fucking love you. 1105 01:10:17,316 --> 01:10:20,699 I fucking... I fucking love you, man. 1106 01:10:20,733 --> 01:10:23,736 I love you, man. You're such a fucking special soul. 1107 01:10:23,771 --> 01:10:25,773 I love you. 1108 01:10:25,807 --> 01:10:27,809 I love you too. 1109 01:10:47,104 --> 01:10:49,279 Brooke! 1110 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:55,768 Hi. Hi. 1111 01:10:55,803 --> 01:10:58,944 -What do you think? -Is it yours? 1112 01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:02,499 Is it mine? Fuck, yeah, it's mine. 1113 01:11:02,534 --> 01:11:04,812 -It's very you. -Come on. Let's go. 1114 01:11:04,846 --> 01:11:07,401 We're gonna celebrate. Come on. 1115 01:11:07,435 --> 01:11:08,850 -Come on. -Come on. 1116 01:11:08,885 --> 01:11:10,749 Come on. Come on! 1117 01:11:10,783 --> 01:11:12,923 Come here. Come! 1118 01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:15,650 -Are you calling me like a dog? -What? Huh? 1119 01:11:15,685 --> 01:11:17,687 Are you calling me like a dog? 1120 01:11:17,721 --> 01:11:20,759 Who did that? You want me to say something to him? 1121 01:11:20,793 --> 01:11:22,864 I'll say something to him. 1122 01:11:22,899 --> 01:11:25,695 -OK, I've seen the stripping. -Yep. 1123 01:11:25,729 --> 01:11:27,421 Tell me about being an entrepreneur. 1124 01:11:27,455 --> 01:11:29,630 -It's 'entrepreneur', actually. -Oh, of course. 1125 01:11:29,664 --> 01:11:32,391 Yeah, it's French, it's French. You know about the roofing. 1126 01:11:32,426 --> 01:11:34,359 I got a mobile detailing thing on the side, 1127 01:11:34,393 --> 01:11:36,050 but the whole, you know, end game is 1128 01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:37,983 the custom furniture business that I'm trying to start. 1129 01:11:38,017 --> 01:11:39,605 -Custom furniture? -Yeah. 1130 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,918 So you must be really good with your hands. 1131 01:11:41,952 --> 01:11:44,127 I did not say that, 1132 01:11:44,161 --> 01:11:46,336 but I'm really glad that you made that point. 1133 01:11:46,371 --> 01:11:47,786 Good one on me. 1134 01:11:47,820 --> 01:11:49,995 -That's a lot of stuff. -Yes. It is. 1135 01:11:50,029 --> 01:11:52,446 So if you could wake up and do the one thing 1136 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:53,930 that'd make you the happiest every morning... 1137 01:11:53,964 --> 01:11:56,139 -The happiest? -Yeah, money aside, you know. 1138 01:11:56,173 --> 01:11:59,142 Money aside, I would wake up on the beach somewhere, 1139 01:11:59,176 --> 01:12:00,902 just making stuff every single day. 1140 01:12:00,937 --> 01:12:03,388 -Really? -Yeah. I would. -Really? -Mm-hm. 1141 01:12:03,422 --> 01:12:05,390 Tables and chairs, that kind of thing? 1142 01:12:05,424 --> 01:12:07,840 Yeah, anything, everything. But custom, one-of-a-kind stuff. 1143 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,911 You know, not the knock-off stuff that you see 1144 01:12:09,946 --> 01:12:11,982 in people's kitchens from time to time. 1145 01:12:12,017 --> 01:12:14,951 Hey. Hey. I don't have a custom furniture maker man. 1146 01:12:14,985 --> 01:12:17,091 - Well, now you do. - OK. 1147 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,058 So are you in business? Why aren't you in... 1148 01:12:19,093 --> 01:12:21,440 I will be, as soon as the banks 1149 01:12:21,475 --> 01:12:23,511 start making the competitive rates and loans, I will. 1150 01:12:23,546 --> 01:12:25,513 Look, I've been saving for six years. 1151 01:12:25,548 --> 01:12:27,826 Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses 1152 01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:31,105 with...and stripping, it's just... I don't know. 1153 01:12:31,139 --> 01:12:34,004 I've saved 13...about 13 grand. It's gonna happen eventually. 1154 01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:36,559 Wow, 13? That's a lot of ones. 1155 01:12:36,593 --> 01:12:38,630 There are some fives in there. 1156 01:12:38,664 --> 01:12:40,701 Oh, OK. No 20s? 1157 01:12:40,735 --> 01:12:42,806 You don't wanna know what I have to do for 20s. 1158 01:12:42,841 --> 01:12:44,877 You know what? I don't. Yeah. 1159 01:12:44,912 --> 01:12:47,121 Let's drink these and I'll show you what I do for 20s. 1160 01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:48,743 No, that's OK. 1161 01:12:48,778 --> 01:12:50,676 So, Miami, huh? 1162 01:12:50,711 --> 01:12:52,506 Mm-hm. 1163 01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:55,647 -Don't be mad. No. Stop. -I'm not mad. 1164 01:12:55,681 --> 01:12:57,718 Well, I'm not trying to tell him what to do. 1165 01:12:57,752 --> 01:13:00,962 I just don't like it. 1166 01:13:00,997 --> 01:13:04,207 Did you just... I just want to clear something up. 1167 01:13:04,241 --> 01:13:06,554 Did you just take my advice? 1168 01:13:06,589 --> 01:13:08,556 By what? By not telling him what to do? 1169 01:13:08,591 --> 01:13:10,627 -Yeah. -No, I don't have a choice. 1170 01:13:10,662 --> 01:13:13,181 I'm just saying that's something I might have said to you. 1171 01:13:13,216 --> 01:13:16,426 - What, do you want some credit? - Are we fighting? - 1172 01:13:16,461 --> 01:13:18,704 Is this our first fight? Come on. Let's make up. 1173 01:13:18,739 --> 01:13:21,500 -I don't like being mad at you. -Oh, no, look at that face. 1174 01:13:21,535 --> 01:13:23,053 I really don't like being mad at you. 1175 01:13:23,088 --> 01:13:25,124 You guys are gonna have fun in Miami. 1176 01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:27,506 Just try not to forget about the normal people, you know? 1177 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,612 Like the people who exist in the daylight. 1178 01:13:29,646 --> 01:13:31,683 -The non-vampires. -Right. Right. 1179 01:13:31,717 --> 01:13:33,754 -Oh, so you're not a vampire? -No, I'm not. 1180 01:13:33,788 --> 01:13:35,790 This is not gonna work out at all between you and I. 1181 01:13:38,621 --> 01:13:41,762 -Thing for vampires? -Yeah. Got a bit of a thing. 1182 01:13:41,796 --> 01:13:44,454 You want to get something to eat sometime? 1183 01:13:44,489 --> 01:13:47,630 I don't know, just like get some food? 1184 01:13:47,664 --> 01:13:51,047 What do you mean, like a date? 1185 01:13:51,081 --> 01:13:52,669 No, that's not... 1186 01:13:52,704 --> 01:13:54,671 If you don't want to call it that, no. 1187 01:13:54,706 --> 01:13:56,224 Oh, I don't know. 1188 01:13:56,259 --> 01:13:58,503 Why? 'Cause of what's-his-name that moved to Orlando? 1189 01:13:58,537 --> 01:14:00,056 -Paul? -Paul. 1190 01:14:00,090 --> 01:14:01,954 Yeah. Paul and I are figuring things out. 1191 01:14:01,989 --> 01:14:05,855 Mm-hmm. How's that going? 1192 01:14:05,889 --> 01:14:07,615 Are you gonna weigh in on that too? 1193 01:14:07,650 --> 01:14:09,065 No. 1194 01:14:09,099 --> 01:14:11,032 Plus, I don't exactly sport-fuck 1195 01:14:11,067 --> 01:14:13,000 my brother's stripper friends, so, you know. 1196 01:14:13,034 --> 01:14:15,071 I'm sorry, who said anything about that? 1197 01:14:15,105 --> 01:14:18,488 I was just talking about talking and being friends or something. 1198 01:14:18,523 --> 01:14:20,939 Well, if you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike. 1199 01:14:20,973 --> 01:14:23,804 You trying to hit on my sister? 1200 01:14:23,838 --> 01:14:27,946 No. And if I was, what the hell you gonna do about it? 1201 01:14:27,980 --> 01:14:29,568 Whoa, brother. Whoa, brother. 1202 01:14:29,603 --> 01:14:31,018 Not me. Her. 1203 01:14:31,052 --> 01:14:33,089 -Huh. -Oh, my God. 1204 01:14:33,123 --> 01:14:35,747 Come on, let's do one more. One more, come on. -No, dude. 1205 01:14:35,781 --> 01:14:38,025 I would love to, but we can't. You get Dallas's text? 1206 01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:40,717 We got a sorority tonight in, like, a half hour. 1207 01:14:40,752 --> 01:14:42,270 A sorority? 1208 01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:46,171 500 bones to rub our nuts on some girl's chest. 1209 01:14:46,205 --> 01:14:48,242 I see what's happening here. 1210 01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:52,039 I ate a Kappa just like this. I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa. 1211 01:14:52,073 --> 01:14:53,661 -You guys... -Don't be mad. 1212 01:14:53,696 --> 01:14:55,214 You guys are really... Have a great time. 1213 01:14:55,249 --> 01:14:57,803 Come on, we gotta stop fighting like this. 1214 01:14:57,838 --> 01:15:01,186 -We gotta stop fighting. -Just find your own way back. 1215 01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:03,637 -I got the keys, right? -You do not have the keys. 1216 01:15:03,671 --> 01:15:05,915 -Oh, shit, you do have the keys. -I have the keys. 1217 01:15:05,949 --> 01:15:08,849 She's got the keys. We gotta go. 1218 01:15:21,862 --> 01:15:24,589 Good evening. You live here? 1219 01:15:24,623 --> 01:15:26,038 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1220 01:15:26,073 --> 01:15:27,799 -What's your name? -Kim. 1221 01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:30,077 Kim, can you move back for me, please? 1222 01:15:30,111 --> 01:15:33,252 We keep getting complaints of noise and underage drinking. 1223 01:15:33,287 --> 01:15:34,875 Gentlemen? 1224 01:15:34,909 --> 01:15:37,325 Everybody's 21 here? 1225 01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:39,673 Yeah, I might need to check some ID's, unfortunately. 1226 01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:43,262 Can you accompany me in here, please? 1227 01:15:43,297 --> 01:15:45,092 Ladies, everybody's 21 here? 1228 01:15:45,126 --> 01:15:47,681 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. -Yes? 1229 01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:50,028 She is definitely not 21, I'm sorry. What's your birthday? 1230 01:15:50,062 --> 01:15:52,099 Uh, May 20, 19... 1231 01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:54,619 Yeah, that's what I thought. Put your hands on the wall. 1232 01:15:54,653 --> 01:15:57,829 Everybody sit down. We're gonna be here for a while. 1233 01:15:57,863 --> 01:16:00,245 And can you spread your legs for me, ma'am? 1234 01:16:00,279 --> 01:16:01,867 You don't have anything sharp on you 1235 01:16:01,902 --> 01:16:03,593 that I could stick myself with, do you? 1236 01:16:03,628 --> 01:16:05,043 -No. -Good. 1237 01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:07,252 'Cause I do. 1238 01:17:49,216 --> 01:17:51,218 Hey, no shit, man. 1239 01:17:55,740 --> 01:17:57,742 Hey! 1240 01:17:57,776 --> 01:18:00,917 -You give some ecstasy to my girl? -No. 1241 01:18:00,952 --> 01:18:03,368 I said, you give some ecstasy to my chick? 1242 01:18:03,402 --> 01:18:07,441 -Hey, fuck off. -OK. Cool. 1243 01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:21,420 Hey! 1244 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,978 Hey, back the fuck up! We got to go! Let's go! 1245 01:18:27,012 --> 01:18:30,222 Adam, let's go! Back the fuck up! 1246 01:18:33,156 --> 01:18:35,158 Let's go! Let's go! 1247 01:18:37,057 --> 01:18:39,093 What the fuck are you doing, man?! 1248 01:18:39,128 --> 01:18:41,820 Why the fuck are you giving pills to girls you don't know? 1249 01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:43,857 You're lucky that we got out of there, bro. 1250 01:18:43,891 --> 01:18:45,859 Dude, my fucking backpack. We have to go back. 1251 01:18:45,893 --> 01:18:49,172 -We're not going back there. -It has my fucking pills in! 1252 01:18:49,207 --> 01:18:51,830 Fuck your pills. You're just gonna have to eat it. 1253 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:55,558 Tobias fronted me pills to sell them on for some extra cash. 1254 01:18:55,592 --> 01:18:58,009 What the fuck are you doing taking a front from Tobias? 1255 01:18:58,043 --> 01:19:00,080 Why is he giving you pills? How many? 1256 01:19:00,114 --> 01:19:03,014 I don't know, man. Fucking, like, a hundred? 1257 01:19:03,048 --> 01:19:04,947 'Like a hundred' or 'a hundred'? That's a grand. 1258 01:19:04,981 --> 01:19:07,294 You're gonna have to pay every single one of those back. 1259 01:19:07,328 --> 01:19:09,365 Fuck, dude. Fuck that. Guess what. 1260 01:19:09,399 --> 01:19:12,057 -What do you mean, fuck that? -I got that equity, baby. 1261 01:19:12,092 --> 01:19:16,096 Dallas gave me that cut in Miami! Whoo! 1262 01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:18,201 I don't even...could fucking care about a fucking grand. 1263 01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:20,238 Who cares? Fuck. 1264 01:19:20,272 --> 01:19:22,136 Damn, that was crazy shit! 1265 01:19:22,171 --> 01:19:24,794 Fuck. 1266 01:19:44,089 --> 01:19:45,953 -You bailing on me? -Nope, not at all. 1267 01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:51,890 Oh, my God. 1268 01:19:51,925 --> 01:19:55,135 -What are you doing here? -Hi. -I thought you... 1269 01:19:55,169 --> 01:19:57,206 I thought you, like, were out of town, like, forever. 1270 01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:00,036 Yeah, I decided to stay in town. 1271 01:20:00,071 --> 01:20:02,487 -Great. What's up, man? Mike. -Ryan. 1272 01:20:02,521 --> 01:20:04,420 -Nice to meet you, sir. -Nice to meet you. 1273 01:20:04,454 --> 01:20:09,839 Uh, Ryan, um, is my fiance. 1274 01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:15,327 What? 1275 01:20:16,535 --> 01:20:18,434 Are you fucking with me right now? 1276 01:20:18,468 --> 01:20:21,195 -I'm going to go hit the bathroom. -Oh... 1277 01:20:21,230 --> 01:20:23,611 No, you guys sound like you got a lot to talk about. 1278 01:20:23,646 --> 01:20:26,269 It's really time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway. 1279 01:20:26,304 --> 01:20:27,892 -Nice meeting you. -Yes, sir. 1280 01:20:27,926 --> 01:20:30,170 -See you, babe. -OK. 1281 01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:39,075 Hmm. OK. 1282 01:20:39,110 --> 01:20:41,560 Uh, alright, I'm not exactly... 1283 01:20:44,011 --> 01:20:46,911 OK. Alright. 1284 01:20:46,945 --> 01:20:48,464 It was good to see you. 1285 01:20:48,498 --> 01:20:51,916 Well, looky here what the cat dragged in. 1286 01:20:51,950 --> 01:20:54,988 Cono, what happened? 1287 01:20:55,022 --> 01:20:58,646 Uh, it was... It was nothing. It was fucked up. 1288 01:20:58,681 --> 01:21:00,269 Sorry. 1289 01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:03,513 "It was fucked up. Sorry." 1290 01:21:03,548 --> 01:21:05,446 That's all you got to say? 1291 01:21:05,481 --> 01:21:09,485 I don't know. You really want to discuss it? 1292 01:21:09,519 --> 01:21:11,383 Take it you didn't collect. 1293 01:21:11,418 --> 01:21:13,006 Yeah, I'm sorry. 1294 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,939 I forgot to ask, you know, for the money 1295 01:21:14,973 --> 01:21:16,699 as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads. 1296 01:21:16,733 --> 01:21:20,013 You know, it's the last fucking thing I need for my reputation 1297 01:21:20,047 --> 01:21:21,566 before we make the big move, Mike. 1298 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:23,671 I'm sorry. Are we fucking your reputation up? 1299 01:21:23,706 --> 01:21:25,604 Mmm. 1300 01:21:25,639 --> 01:21:27,296 'Cause the last time I checked, 1301 01:21:27,330 --> 01:21:29,436 I think it's the Kid and I's reputation 1302 01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:33,336 that's "making the big move" for you, isn't it? 1303 01:21:36,477 --> 01:21:39,032 What the fuck did you say, buddy? 1304 01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:44,140 I think you were standing six feet away. I think you heard me. 1305 01:21:44,175 --> 01:21:47,281 Hey, you might want to check yourself, old friend. 1306 01:21:47,316 --> 01:21:49,732 Nobody walks on water on my team. 1307 01:21:49,766 --> 01:21:52,045 Except for you, right? 1308 01:21:52,079 --> 01:21:54,150 Old friend. 1309 01:21:54,185 --> 01:21:56,912 Ah... 1310 01:21:59,638 --> 01:22:02,365 What you thinking about? 1311 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,643 Biting the hand that feeds you, big dog? 1312 01:22:04,678 --> 01:22:07,163 Hmm? 1313 01:22:07,198 --> 01:22:10,753 You don't fucking feed me, Dallas. 1314 01:22:10,787 --> 01:22:14,757 I can walk right out that door right now 1315 01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:18,209 and do a fuck of a lot better than 7.5%. 1316 01:22:18,243 --> 01:22:20,314 I'm sorry, that used to be 10. 1317 01:22:20,349 --> 01:22:22,661 But you don't. 1318 01:22:22,696 --> 01:22:24,767 You didn't. 1319 01:22:24,801 --> 01:22:27,080 -And you won't. -Oh. 1320 01:22:27,114 --> 01:22:29,013 Because you can't. 1321 01:22:29,047 --> 01:22:31,222 I can't? OK. 1322 01:22:31,256 --> 01:22:34,570 So you got to deal with what you got. 1323 01:22:34,604 --> 01:22:36,779 Hey, what's going on? 1324 01:22:36,813 --> 01:22:39,678 -That pack you gave me? -Mmm. 1325 01:22:39,713 --> 01:22:41,715 -Look, it's gone. -That's great. 1326 01:22:41,749 --> 01:22:45,546 No. It's gone, gone. 1327 01:22:45,581 --> 01:22:49,343 -You lost it? -Sorry, man. 1328 01:22:49,378 --> 01:22:52,105 Fuck sorry. You gotta take care of this. 1329 01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:53,727 We'll figure it out. It's fine, man. 1330 01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:55,694 No, no, you need to figure it out. 1331 01:22:55,729 --> 01:22:59,388 Get the fuck off me. 1332 01:22:59,422 --> 01:23:01,390 Seniority don't mean shit around here, man. 1333 01:23:01,424 --> 01:23:05,739 You are worth the cash you pry out of their fucking purses. 1334 01:23:05,773 --> 01:23:07,430 And you know that better than anybody. 1335 01:23:07,465 --> 01:23:09,156 You want a bigger piece? 1336 01:23:09,191 --> 01:23:11,331 Come up with some fresher shit, man. 1337 01:23:11,365 --> 01:23:13,402 You're not getting any younger. 1338 01:23:15,128 --> 01:23:17,095 What the fuck are you doing? 1339 01:23:17,130 --> 01:23:19,270 I need you doing the sailor routine tonight, man. 1340 01:23:19,304 --> 01:23:21,203 I got four tables of Navy wives stage-side. 1341 01:23:21,237 --> 01:23:22,652 Get changed. 1342 01:23:22,687 --> 01:23:25,517 Oh, no. I'm taking your advice. 1343 01:23:25,552 --> 01:23:27,243 Bringing you some fresher shit. 1344 01:23:27,278 --> 01:23:29,797 Seeing as I'm getting equity and all. 1345 01:24:43,492 --> 01:24:45,494 Perfect date time. 1346 01:24:47,151 --> 01:24:49,705 Give me the astronaut thing. 1347 01:24:49,739 --> 01:24:52,397 No, I met this guy, and he... 1348 01:24:52,432 --> 01:24:53,847 Got 'em going out there, Mike. 1349 01:24:53,881 --> 01:24:56,608 -Yeah. -Good job, man. 1350 01:24:56,643 --> 01:24:58,403 Here we go! 1351 01:24:58,438 --> 01:25:00,647 This next performer coming up, his name is Tito. 1352 01:25:00,681 --> 01:25:03,270 He hails from the pais by the name of Puerto Rico. 1353 01:25:03,305 --> 01:25:05,272 We're gonna need a little bit of your help 1354 01:25:05,307 --> 01:25:07,343 to get him out here, alright? 1355 01:25:07,378 --> 01:25:09,414 So, the first man in outer space... 1356 01:25:09,449 --> 01:25:10,864 Russian, Yuri Gagarin. 1357 01:25:10,898 --> 01:25:14,178 He's the second one. 1358 01:25:14,212 --> 01:25:15,834 The first one died on re-entry. 1359 01:25:15,869 --> 01:25:18,147 Yeah, we're gonna get fucked up tonight, right? 1360 01:27:14,021 --> 01:27:17,611 Open up! 1361 01:27:22,651 --> 01:27:25,826 - Mike! - Alright! Hold on! 1362 01:27:31,038 --> 01:27:33,351 -Hi. -Hi. 1363 01:27:33,386 --> 01:27:35,595 -You have fun last night? -What? 1364 01:27:35,629 --> 01:27:37,044 Did you have fun last night? 1365 01:27:37,079 --> 01:27:40,600 -Yeah. Uh, what's up? -Is Adam here? 1366 01:27:40,634 --> 01:27:43,741 He left me a couple weird-sounding voice messages, 1367 01:27:43,775 --> 01:27:46,606 and sounded all fucked up, and now I can't reach him. 1368 01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:49,436 -Yeah, he's in here. -OK. Cool. 1369 01:27:53,406 --> 01:27:55,304 Where is he? 1370 01:27:55,339 --> 01:27:57,375 Uh, he should be upstairs. 1371 01:27:57,410 --> 01:28:01,966 He's with somebody, though, so, you know, I'd...call out. 1372 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,037 Kid? 1373 01:28:06,695 --> 01:28:10,043 Adam? Adam. Adam. 1374 01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:12,908 -Fuck! Yo, hey, hey, come here. -Adam. Adam, wake up. 1375 01:28:12,942 --> 01:28:14,979 -Adam, come on. -He's fine. He's breathing. 1376 01:28:15,013 --> 01:28:17,637 Oh, my God, Adam. What the fuck did he take? 1377 01:28:17,671 --> 01:28:21,365 I don't know, dude. Probably just some G. Open your eyes. 1378 01:28:21,399 --> 01:28:23,850 What the fuck did you do to my brother? 1379 01:28:23,884 --> 01:28:26,404 He's breathing. He's fine. 1380 01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:28,095 Get the fuck off me, Mike! Get the fuck off me! 1381 01:28:28,130 --> 01:28:30,028 I'll fucking kill you! I will fucking kill you! 1382 01:28:30,063 --> 01:28:31,685 -He's gonna be fine. -He's not OK! 1383 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,411 -Just calm down. -No, shut up. Shut up! 1384 01:28:33,446 --> 01:28:36,345 Shut up! I see you, Mike. I fucking see you. 1385 01:28:36,380 --> 01:28:38,105 You think you have your shit all figured out, 1386 01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:40,418 everyone all figured out, but I fucking see you. 1387 01:28:40,453 --> 01:28:42,351 You just need to relax. You're acting fucking crazy. 1388 01:28:42,386 --> 01:28:46,838 No, Mike. You are a bullshit, 30-year-old male stripper. 1389 01:28:46,873 --> 01:28:49,669 OK. How about just get the fuck out? 1390 01:28:49,703 --> 01:28:52,085 Oh, no problem. Done. Adam, come on. 1391 01:28:52,119 --> 01:28:53,914 Adam, wake the fuck up. Adam, please. 1392 01:28:53,949 --> 01:28:57,401 - Adam, let's go. - Come on, Adam. 1393 01:28:57,435 --> 01:29:00,852 Adam, God. Oh, wake up! 1394 01:29:00,887 --> 01:29:02,578 -Adam, we gotta go. -Stop. Just let me... 1395 01:29:02,613 --> 01:29:04,028 No, Mike, this is my brother! 1396 01:29:04,062 --> 01:29:05,754 Brooke, let me please carry him out. 1397 01:29:05,788 --> 01:29:07,514 -Are you sure he's fine? -Stop. 1398 01:29:31,504 --> 01:29:34,092 I can't do this anymore, Adam. 1399 01:29:38,614 --> 01:29:40,754 You hear me? 1400 01:30:28,630 --> 01:30:30,183 Come on, let's go! 1401 01:30:32,185 --> 01:30:34,567 You guys need to stop already. 1402 01:30:36,223 --> 01:30:38,743 Motherfucker! 1403 01:30:41,159 --> 01:30:44,784 Hey! Get off of him! Hey! Hey! 1404 01:30:44,818 --> 01:30:47,234 Hey. 1405 01:30:47,269 --> 01:30:49,927 -Fuck off. -I'm sorry, primo. -Sorry? Fuck you, man. 1406 01:30:49,961 --> 01:30:52,481 What the fuck are you doing, breaking into my house, Tobias? 1407 01:30:52,516 --> 01:30:54,483 I tried calling your cell, man. 1408 01:30:54,518 --> 01:30:57,797 My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man? 1409 01:30:57,831 --> 01:30:59,730 Listen, I told them not to break shit, man, 1410 01:30:59,764 --> 01:31:01,663 but they don't work for me. 1411 01:31:01,697 --> 01:31:03,699 -That did a good job, didn't it? -I'm sorry. 1412 01:31:03,734 --> 01:31:05,908 We're looking for the Kid. OK? We're looking for the Kid. 1413 01:31:05,943 --> 01:31:09,533 So you brought 'em here? What you looking for him for? 1414 01:31:09,567 --> 01:31:12,812 He's late on his front. And, as you can see, he was due today. 1415 01:31:12,846 --> 01:31:15,124 It was 100 pills... 100 pills. That's 1,000 bucks. 1416 01:31:15,159 --> 01:31:16,919 I think he's good for that, don't you? 1417 01:31:16,954 --> 01:31:19,577 No, no, no, no. Is that what he told you, 100? 1418 01:31:19,612 --> 01:31:23,029 We went in on a whole pack, hombre. A whole pack. 1419 01:31:23,063 --> 01:31:26,688 OK, fuck. Well, what's his half? 1420 01:31:26,722 --> 01:31:28,655 Ten grand. 1421 01:31:28,690 --> 01:31:31,831 -What?! -Ten grand. 1422 01:31:31,865 --> 01:31:34,937 -How the...? -Listen, I don't know if he lost it 1423 01:31:34,972 --> 01:31:36,905 or if he's just being a fucking kid. 1424 01:31:36,939 --> 01:31:38,941 Either way, it doesn't matter anymore, OK? 1425 01:31:38,976 --> 01:31:42,669 Look, you got to... 1426 01:31:42,704 --> 01:31:44,809 What am I...? 1427 01:31:44,844 --> 01:31:47,881 I don't know, I can maybe sign over the van 1428 01:31:47,916 --> 01:31:50,884 until he can figure something out. 1429 01:31:50,919 --> 01:31:53,577 -Fuck. I don't know, man. -Come on, primo. 1430 01:31:53,611 --> 01:31:55,061 The guys I'm rolling with, 1431 01:31:55,095 --> 01:31:56,683 they ain't about fucking paperwork, man. 1432 01:31:56,718 --> 01:31:58,202 Tu sabes? 1433 01:32:01,688 --> 01:32:04,277 You know, primo, if you want, I can talk to my guys 1434 01:32:04,311 --> 01:32:06,141 and we can try to get him another day. 1435 01:32:06,175 --> 01:32:08,661 And what the fuck would that do? He doesn't have it. 1436 01:32:08,695 --> 01:32:11,008 Hey, look. I just hate to see you doing this. 1437 01:32:11,042 --> 01:32:13,562 Just don't give him any more shit to sell. 1438 01:32:13,597 --> 01:32:15,150 No, that's fine, it's just that, you know, 1439 01:32:15,184 --> 01:32:16,876 he's starting to act like a real punk. 1440 01:32:16,910 --> 01:32:18,809 I think one of us should talk to him. 1441 01:32:18,843 --> 01:32:21,743 Well, you've done enough, haven't you? I'll talk to him. 1442 01:32:51,289 --> 01:32:53,913 Hey. 1443 01:32:53,947 --> 01:32:55,915 Um... 1444 01:32:55,949 --> 01:32:58,262 Look, I'm looking for Adam. He's not picking up his phone. 1445 01:32:58,296 --> 01:33:01,230 -Is he alright? -Yeah, he's OK. 1446 01:33:01,265 --> 01:33:04,406 I mean, he doesn't live here anymore. 1447 01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:06,097 Where is he? 1448 01:33:06,132 --> 01:33:09,204 I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora. 1449 01:33:12,794 --> 01:33:14,623 OK, cool. 1450 01:33:14,658 --> 01:33:17,350 Just, uh, let him know that I'm looking for him if you see him. 1451 01:33:19,352 --> 01:33:22,631 God, this is... This is so much bullshit. 1452 01:33:22,666 --> 01:33:25,669 You know that, right? This is really how we're gonna end this? 1453 01:33:25,703 --> 01:33:27,084 Are you fucking serious? 1454 01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:31,191 Yeah, I said everything I needed to say. 1455 01:33:31,226 --> 01:33:33,090 You had a lot to say yesterday. 1456 01:33:33,124 --> 01:33:36,024 You don't have anything else to say you want to add onto that? 1457 01:33:36,058 --> 01:33:38,440 You damn sure didn't let me talk, so let me talk now. 1458 01:33:38,474 --> 01:33:41,201 I'm sorry! I'm sorry that I fucked it up. 1459 01:33:41,236 --> 01:33:42,927 I didn't mean to do that. Alright? 1460 01:33:42,962 --> 01:33:44,722 I didn't want to fuck it up. 1461 01:33:44,757 --> 01:33:46,655 I promised you I would take care of him, 1462 01:33:46,690 --> 01:33:48,208 and I didn't, and I'm sorry about that. 1463 01:33:48,243 --> 01:33:51,039 You're the last person that I... 1464 01:33:53,006 --> 01:33:57,666 Yeah, I believe you and I know you're basically a good person. 1465 01:33:57,701 --> 01:33:59,703 Adam was... 1466 01:34:01,946 --> 01:34:05,985 ..gonna do whatever Adam wanted to do. 1467 01:34:06,019 --> 01:34:08,228 I just can't be around your lifestyle and... 1468 01:34:08,263 --> 01:34:12,405 You can't be around my... I'm not my lifestyle. 1469 01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:16,858 That's who you think of the... That isn't fucking... 1470 01:34:18,514 --> 01:34:21,241 I'm not... Am I Magic... 1471 01:34:21,276 --> 01:34:23,692 Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you? 1472 01:34:25,521 --> 01:34:27,247 I'm not my goddamn job! 1473 01:34:27,282 --> 01:34:29,146 Alright? That's not who... That's not what I... 1474 01:34:29,180 --> 01:34:31,217 That's not what I do. 1475 01:34:31,251 --> 01:34:33,391 I mean, it is what I do, but it's not who I am. 1476 01:34:33,426 --> 01:34:36,049 I'm not just... 1477 01:34:36,084 --> 01:34:38,120 That's why I want to go to Miami, 1478 01:34:38,155 --> 01:34:40,709 because I don't want to fucking be some 40-year-old stripper! 1479 01:34:40,744 --> 01:34:43,988 I want to own something. I want to actually... 1480 01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:50,443 I've been trying to fucking, this whole time, trying to... 1481 01:34:55,759 --> 01:34:58,347 So you don't believe anything that I've said to you? 1482 01:34:58,382 --> 01:35:02,317 Right now, nothing? I'm just... You don't believe any of it. 1483 01:35:02,351 --> 01:35:06,148 Mike, I think the question is do you believe it? 1484 01:35:08,185 --> 01:35:11,050 I just think that Miami is gonna be 1485 01:35:11,084 --> 01:35:13,190 a bigger, badder version of this. 1486 01:35:13,224 --> 01:35:16,814 But good luck to you. 1487 01:35:16,849 --> 01:35:19,403 If you believe it, good luck to you. 1488 01:35:19,437 --> 01:35:21,336 And Adam too. 1489 01:35:21,370 --> 01:35:24,235 But I'm gonna be here. 1490 01:35:43,116 --> 01:35:45,394 -Hey. -Hey. 1491 01:35:45,429 --> 01:35:49,985 I, uh, I want to say thank you about the money. 1492 01:35:50,020 --> 01:35:52,470 I know how much that shit meant to you. 1493 01:35:52,505 --> 01:35:54,541 Especially 'cause of that furniture crap 1494 01:35:54,576 --> 01:35:56,302 you wanted to do. 1495 01:35:56,336 --> 01:35:59,201 Yeah. 1496 01:35:59,236 --> 01:36:01,514 I, uh... 1497 01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:04,172 I'm gonna pay you back every last cent. 1498 01:36:04,206 --> 01:36:07,002 I want you to know that, you know. 1499 01:36:08,107 --> 01:36:10,109 Alright. 1500 01:36:10,143 --> 01:36:13,043 Look, man, we're gonna look back in 20 years. 1501 01:36:13,077 --> 01:36:15,942 You're gonna be dead, probably, but I can look back in 20 years 1502 01:36:15,977 --> 01:36:19,394 and look at the shit that we've done together, man. 1503 01:36:19,428 --> 01:36:21,189 Fuck! 1504 01:36:21,223 --> 01:36:23,432 Look where I was three months ago. 1505 01:36:23,467 --> 01:36:25,607 Three months ago. 1506 01:36:25,641 --> 01:36:28,265 Look at where I am now. 1507 01:36:28,299 --> 01:36:31,958 I can't thank you enough. 1508 01:36:31,993 --> 01:36:34,512 Fuck, man. I was nowhere. 1509 01:36:34,547 --> 01:36:37,515 I have money. 1510 01:36:37,550 --> 01:36:40,208 I can fuck who I want to fuck. 1511 01:36:40,242 --> 01:36:43,314 I have freedom, thanks to you. 1512 01:36:43,349 --> 01:36:46,214 And I'm having a fucking ball. 1513 01:36:48,250 --> 01:36:52,910 And we're gonna have a fucking ball in Miami, man. 1514 01:36:52,945 --> 01:36:54,394 So can you smile? 1515 01:36:54,429 --> 01:36:56,086 Can you look at me? 1516 01:36:58,122 --> 01:37:00,228 I only have one thing to say. 1517 01:37:00,262 --> 01:37:05,198 And that is to my best friend. 1518 01:37:05,233 --> 01:37:08,443 A guy who has given me more in this lifetime 1519 01:37:08,477 --> 01:37:10,514 than I could ever ask for. 1520 01:37:12,550 --> 01:37:14,552 And to bright futures. 1521 01:39:08,114 --> 01:39:11,669 -I could be a friend to you. -What about romance, man? 1522 01:39:11,704 --> 01:39:14,672 Yeah, hit them with the long arm of love, baby. 1523 01:39:14,707 --> 01:39:17,779 My good friend Andy. 1524 01:39:17,813 --> 01:39:19,746 I'm just saying, you always put up a fight. 1525 01:41:01,503 --> 01:41:05,783 Whoo, motherfucker! Dallas be riding again! 1526 01:41:05,818 --> 01:41:10,202 Whoo! It's a fucking revival! Hah! 1527 01:41:10,236 --> 01:41:13,653 Hot damn. Feels good to be back on that fucking horse again. 1528 01:41:13,688 --> 01:41:15,276 That was the old stuff. 1529 01:41:15,310 --> 01:41:18,624 -Oh, shi-yat! -Still got it. 1530 01:41:18,658 --> 01:41:22,179 Alright, y'all ready to rock a little, fucking rein them in? 1531 01:41:22,214 --> 01:41:25,596 -Start this baby up. -Yeah. Where's Mike? 1532 01:41:25,631 --> 01:41:27,460 -He's gone. -Mikey? 1533 01:41:27,495 --> 01:41:29,290 He went back there to take a piss. 1534 01:41:29,324 --> 01:41:30,739 Should be back any second. 1535 01:41:30,774 --> 01:41:32,465 Mikey's gone. 1536 01:41:32,500 --> 01:41:34,467 What do you mean he's gone? 1537 01:41:34,502 --> 01:41:39,300 Thought he was gonna go take a piss, went out the back door. 1538 01:41:39,334 --> 01:41:42,406 Hey, Mike, yo! 1539 01:41:42,441 --> 01:41:44,167 Let's go, we're up! 1540 01:41:47,618 --> 01:41:50,345 He's coming back, man. 1541 01:41:52,209 --> 01:41:54,211 Alright, come here. 1542 01:41:58,215 --> 01:41:59,872 You ready to be the man? 1543 01:41:59,906 --> 01:42:02,530 -I've been waiting for... -Are you ready to be the man? 1544 01:42:02,564 --> 01:42:04,532 Yes, I'm ready. 1545 01:42:04,566 --> 01:42:06,396 I been waiting for this for a long time. 1546 01:42:06,430 --> 01:42:08,881 It's all yours. Come here. 1547 01:42:08,915 --> 01:42:11,263 Starting right fucking now. Let's make it fucking count. 1548 01:42:11,297 --> 01:42:12,712 All the way. Let's go! 1549 01:42:12,747 --> 01:42:14,576 Kid's in, Mike's out. 1550 01:42:14,611 --> 01:42:16,854 Let's bring this motherfucker down all the way to Miami. 1551 01:42:16,889 --> 01:42:19,340 Let's go! Hey! 1552 01:42:19,374 --> 01:42:22,964 Alright, ladies. So, we know we made fire! 1553 01:42:22,998 --> 01:42:25,725 We know we got fire, now we got to make it rain. 1554 01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:29,591 Can you make it rain, ladies? Can you make it rain? 1555 01:42:29,626 --> 01:42:32,732 Let's give it up for the last time on this stage! 1556 01:42:32,767 --> 01:42:35,183 The one, the only, your very own... 1557 01:42:35,218 --> 01:42:38,600 the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1558 01:42:53,512 --> 01:42:55,307 Hey. 1559 01:42:55,341 --> 01:42:58,206 What are you doing here? 1560 01:42:58,241 --> 01:43:01,727 Um... 1561 01:43:01,761 --> 01:43:04,661 Aren't you supposed to be at the show? 1562 01:43:06,594 --> 01:43:10,460 Can I, uh, um... 1563 01:43:10,494 --> 01:43:12,634 I just need to talk. 1564 01:43:18,502 --> 01:43:22,610 Yeah, OK. Come on in. 1565 01:43:44,666 --> 01:43:47,462 Um... 1566 01:43:47,497 --> 01:43:50,293 Look, I just came by to get... 1567 01:43:50,327 --> 01:43:52,467 Look, Mike, before you say anything, 1568 01:43:52,502 --> 01:43:55,746 I just need you to know that when you came by this morning, 1569 01:43:55,781 --> 01:43:59,302 Adam hadn't told me what you did for him. 1570 01:43:59,336 --> 01:44:01,614 And that was really a lot of money. 1571 01:44:01,649 --> 01:44:05,377 -You did not have to do that. -Look, I didn't do it for him. 1572 01:44:05,411 --> 01:44:10,036 Look, that's not even why I came by. I just... 1573 01:44:10,071 --> 01:44:14,455 Um, look, I'm not going to Miami. 1574 01:44:14,489 --> 01:44:16,008 Really? 1575 01:44:16,042 --> 01:44:18,010 Yeah. I think you're right. 1576 01:44:18,044 --> 01:44:20,323 I'm done. 1577 01:44:22,359 --> 01:44:25,638 Wow. 1578 01:44:25,673 --> 01:44:29,366 What are you gonna do? 1579 01:44:29,401 --> 01:44:31,472 I don't know. 1580 01:44:31,506 --> 01:44:33,336 I guess I need a new plan. 1581 01:44:38,927 --> 01:44:41,930 Do you want to get some food and talk about it? 1582 01:44:47,350 --> 01:44:49,904 What, like a date? 1583 01:44:49,938 --> 01:44:51,940 Well... 1584 01:44:54,149 --> 01:44:57,118 What would Tall Paul say, huh? 1585 01:44:57,152 --> 01:45:00,777 Tall Paul can't say anything anymore. 1586 01:45:00,811 --> 01:45:02,813 I broke up with him. 1587 01:45:04,815 --> 01:45:07,473 He didn't like breakfast food? 1588 01:45:07,508 --> 01:45:10,511 Not as much as I do. 1589 01:45:10,545 --> 01:45:12,996 Uh, this is a good thing. 1590 01:45:13,030 --> 01:45:16,620 In that case, I would love to get some breakfast. 1591 01:45:16,655 --> 01:45:17,759 OK. 1592 01:45:17,794 --> 01:45:19,865 Let's go get something to eat. 1593 01:45:19,899 --> 01:45:23,455 The thing is... I only go to one place. 1594 01:45:23,489 --> 01:45:25,388 It's my favourite place. 1595 01:45:25,422 --> 01:45:27,459 They have the best omelettes. They know my order. 1596 01:45:27,493 --> 01:45:29,357 I walk in, food's basically on the table. 1597 01:45:29,392 --> 01:45:31,359 I know they'd help you out too. 1598 01:45:31,394 --> 01:45:34,638 Get some waffles for you, pancakes, whatever you want. 1599 01:45:34,673 --> 01:45:36,640 I love waffles. Let's go there. 1600 01:45:36,675 --> 01:45:39,954 Well, the problem is it doesn't open till 6:00am. 1601 01:45:47,064 --> 01:45:49,688 That's, like, seven hours from now. 1602 01:45:51,206 --> 01:45:55,659 Mm-hm. Yeah. 1603 01:45:57,834 --> 01:45:59,663 What could we do with seven hours? 1604 01:50:12,675 --> 01:50:17,196 Please welcome to the stage the Cock-rocking Kings of Miami. 114637