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Hey, you guys know anything about
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this Harvest Dance thing?
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Well, there's a harvest,
uh, and then we have a dance.
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I'm not sure where we
came up with the name.
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It's symbolic, really.
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The year's toil is
done, so we celebrate,
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with music, cheap booze, and a
couple of pointless fistfights.
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Sometimes there's cake.
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And it's this weekend?
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Come on, Lacey.
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Don't tell me that you
don't know about the Harvest Dance
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and that you don't fit
in with the community.
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No.
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Good.
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Because it's gettin' a little old.
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I didn't know about the Harvest Dance
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and I don't fit into the community.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Listen, I wouldn't
worry about Wanda, back there.
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She was just... No,
she's right. You know?
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I mope around trying to
be part of the community
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and every time I screw it up somehow.
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Do you want to be a part of something
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almost no one knows
about, a little local conspiracy?
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I wanna be in the know.
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As long as I can remember, my mom
has been making jelly salad.
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Oh, wow.
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Wait, there's more.
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She thinks that Dad
and I really like it.
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Okay. Well, then, take care.
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Every... every year
around this time my dad and I
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have to one up each other
to get out of eating it,
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all the while maintaining the charade
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that we actually do like it.
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Really?
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Does anyone else know about this?
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I don't think so. It's
pretty hush-hush.
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Oh, great.
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I'm in. What do we do?
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Okay, here's the plan.
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We need...
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What? I can't hear you.
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Oh, sorry. I said we
need to trick my mom.
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I deserve a raise, Davis.
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You always find money in the
budget for other things
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like Emma and Oscar's
wedding or Taser guns, bikes.
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Those had a police application.
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Oscar and Emma's wedding
had a police application?
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Oscar's one of our biggest customers.
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Looks like fun.
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Holding a sign?
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Yeah, to have the
power to make people...
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Stop?
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Well, I was thinking
more proceed with caution.
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It would be good to have
one of these in real life.
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So someone could walk up to ya
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and say, "What's your sign?"
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I was thinking more if
someone was talking to you
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and you didn't want them
to, then you just turn the sign
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and it says "Stop. "
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Or if you want them to watch
what they're saying,
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then you give them "Proceed
with caution. "
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Oops! Sorry!
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What are you doin'?
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What I always do this time of year.
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Jelly salad with the pineapple things
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and the banana chunks in it.
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Yeah. You and Brent
go through it like crazy.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I meant to tell
you, I booked an appointment
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at the doctor's and I'm
gettin' a flu shot.
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You're getting a flu shot, voluntarily?
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Try to talk me out of it all you want,
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but I'm gettin' the flu shot.
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Ah, what's your name?
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Heather.
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Hey, both our names start
with the letter H.
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Cool.
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Wow.
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There's something going on
here bigger than the both of us.
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Hmm.
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Hi, Karen.
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Why so glum?
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Davis won't give me a raise.
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I feel like I'm not moving forward.
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Oh, I know exactly what you mean.
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I feel like I am never gonna
fit in around here.
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Yes, Brent tries to...
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Yeah, yeah, you want to
be part of the community.
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Could we talk about my thing?
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Oh. Yeah.
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So, what's the plan for
this year's Operation Jelly Fib?
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Lacey and I have something worked out.
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You're making a mistake.
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Lacey is a lousy fibber.
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Lacey's great at fibbing.
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Here, let me illustrate with
the following examples.
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Did you get enough sleep last night?
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You look brutal.
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Have you ever thought about
gettin' a nose job?
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Oh, wow, your skull, it's enormous.
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She's always fibbin' like that.
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Yeah.
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You have a tiny skull.
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So, uh, listen, uh, Heather.
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You know, there's this
like, uh, dance comin' up and, um...
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Is that for me?
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No.
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You want me to proceed with caution?
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No, I just have
limited options with the sign.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks.
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Uh, yeah, so, uh, yeah,
would... you know, would you...
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would you like to, uh, go
to the Harvest Dance with me?
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Yeah, I'd... I'd love to.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hey, I heard Hank met a girl.
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One he doesn't have to blow up?
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Oh, I shoulda saved
that for when he was here.
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Will you set me up when he comes?
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Sure. What'd I say, he has
a blow-up doll? No, I said...
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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This isn't about your
not fitting in, is it?
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No. Although I don't fit in.
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What do you want, a hug?
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You fit in plenty. You're
a pillar of the community.
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Aw.
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Hey, Paul, I'll have the usual.
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The usual what?
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Yeah, I've made a real impression.
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Don't judge by Paul.
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He phoned me the other day
to ask what my phone number was.
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Oh. Okay, Brent, I
ran into Emma and I, uh...
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oh, does Wanda know about the...
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Jelly salad? Yeah.
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No, uh, I just found out.
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What a bombshell!
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Anyway, Brent, I don't think
I can keep it secret
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from your mom.
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Lacey, you can't duck out now.
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This is my date for
the Harvest Dance, Heather.
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Heather, this is Brent, my best friend.
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Oh. You're the one who
doesn't like his mom's jelly salad.
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Yeah.
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That reminds me. Um, I
have to call my parents.
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Oh. Where do they live?
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Wullerton.
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Hey, you guys, did ya hear?
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Hank's going out with
a girl from Wullerton.
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Someone from here going
out with someone from there?
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That's a tough road to hoe.
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How does anyone hoe a road?
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The expression is row to hoe.
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Hank is an idiot.
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Wait. Here he comes.
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Okay, he's here. Now go ahead.
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Hank is an idiot for going out
with a girl from Wullerton.
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Can we talk about something else?
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I'm running out of spit.
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Hey, Wanda, I need your advice.
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Well, go back in time and every
single decision you made,
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do the opposite.
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Or was there something specific?
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What should I do about Heather?
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She seems sweet. Too
bad you have to dump her.
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Ah, boy, this is gonna hurt.
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Hank, I was kidding. You
don't have to dump her.
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Oh, heh-heh, more of that trademark
Wanda sarcasm, eh?
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Yeah, you're right, I'm going
to have to dump her.
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There's no reason why
the two of you can't overcome
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the fact that she's from Wullerton.
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Maybe train yourself not
to do that spitting thing.
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Bad news, Emma.
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When I went to the doctor
for my flu shot, he said I have...
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a high sugar count.
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So I can't have any of your
jellied salad. No sweets!
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Oh, Oscar.
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That's too bad.
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More for Brent, though.
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I wouldn't make any
less jelly salad or anything.
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He'll eat more.
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Yeah. Good news for him.
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Good news, all right.
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Well, I'll see ya later, Hank.
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Yeah, bye.
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Listen, I'm really glad I met ya.
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That's nice.
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Bye.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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I gotta dump her.
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What? Why?
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Look, I've spent my life building
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a certain reputation in this town.
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People aren't going
to think less of you.
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Actually, it's a
mathematical impossibility.
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Well, that's real nice of you to say.
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I came to see you because you
know what it's like to be dumped
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and you can give me advice.
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I am not giving you
advice on how to dump Heather.
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Why do I know what
it's like to be dumped?
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That Toronto guy dumped ya and
then Brent gave ya the boot.
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You know how to
roll with getting dumped.
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Brent didn't... we
were... we were never even...
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oh, look, I am often the
dumper, rarely the dumpee.
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You're right, Lacey. I
should get her to dump me.
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No, that's not what I meant.
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All right. You don't want to sell
out a sister. I understand.
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But for the sake of argument,
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how should I act to get her to dump me?
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Just be yourself.
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Bad news for Oscar, Brent.
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He went for his flu
shot and the doctor said
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his blood sugar was too high.
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But good news for you,
because now you can eat
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all that delicious jelly salad.
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Hey, Dad, just out of curiosity,
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where do they give that shot nowadays?
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Doctor's office.
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Where on the body?
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The... uh, well, I don't
know the medical terminology.
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Arm?
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If you knew, why did ya ask?
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Well, here's the thing, Dad.
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The doctor's office phoned here.
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They made a mistake on your test,
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said you could eat all the
jelly salad you wanted.
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Right, Lacey? You... you heard the call.
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That's right. They called.
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I answered the phone, at The
Ruby, where the phone is.
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They did not call.
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Maybe Mom should phone the doctor
right now, verify this.
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Never mind. I believe ya.
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Now the two of ya
can enjoy my jelly salad.
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But I... I can't this year.
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Why not?
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Well, Lacey has me on
this South Park Atkins thingy.
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A special diet? Is it safe, Lacey?
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No.
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Yes. I mean yes.
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That's great.
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I applied for a job at Wullerton.
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What?
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I think I'm gonna get it.
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Don't tell anybody.
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What's wrong?
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You seem different than before.
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No, everything's good.
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Why, do you think somethin's bad?
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Do you feel like you wanna dump me?
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Hi.
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I just want to let you
know I'm okay with this.
258
00:12:00,601 --> 00:12:01,868
Okay with this?
259
00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:04,567
I've never been this
close to one before.
260
00:12:04,634 --> 00:12:05,968
One what?
261
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:07,434
Uh, highway worker.
262
00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:09,734
Let's go, Davis.
263
00:12:13,634 --> 00:12:15,567
That was strange.
264
00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,734
Ah, what was I saying?
265
00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:20,467
Oh, you were in the
middle of dumpin' me.
266
00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:22,567
Go ahead. I can take it.
267
00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:25,067
Can we have a word?
268
00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:27,901
Don't do this.
269
00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:30,734
You have found
someone who likes you for you,
270
00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:32,767
which is beautiful and mind boggling.
271
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,567
Don't let it slip away.
272
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,934
You're right.
273
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,667
Thank you.
274
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,868
Was that your ex?
275
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:54,601
Yeah. Jealous, can't move on.
276
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,868
How's Loose Lips?
277
00:13:01,934 --> 00:13:04,133
Lacey's fine. She's a rock.
278
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,701
I can't do this.
279
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:09,000
We're lying to your mom,
Brent. That is just so wrong.
280
00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:11,567
You said you wanted
in on the conspiracy.
281
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:15,701
I didn't think it was gonna be
like this, all fibbing and deceit.
282
00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:19,667
You wanted more of an
upfront and open conspiracy?
283
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,434
Exactly.
284
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,434
Brent and Oscar don't
like your jelly salad.
285
00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:26,467
Well, actually, they hate it.
286
00:13:26,534 --> 00:13:28,434
They've been fibbing to you for years.
287
00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:30,167
I thought you should know.
288
00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:31,434
Oh.
289
00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,734
So you thought it would
be better if I knew that
290
00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:38,234
everyone thinks I'm a fool
and that my salad tastes terrible?
291
00:13:39,634 --> 00:13:42,534
Yeah, it's lot better.
292
00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:44,567
Well, good then.
293
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,133
I can't believe you told
Mom about the jelly salad.
294
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,868
How much of a heads up do you need?
295
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,534
I'm sorry.
296
00:13:53,601 --> 00:13:54,901
She told Emma!
297
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:55,901
I'm sorry!
298
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,567
Dad, calm down.
299
00:13:57,634 --> 00:13:59,033
This is your fault, Jackass.
300
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,968
If you hadn't blown my doctor scheme.
301
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:02,467
Oh, okay. Whoa, whoa.
302
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:04,934
Let's remember the
real villain here, Lacey.
303
00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:08,601
We've gotta figure somethin'
out. Come on.
304
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,601
I... I don't know what it is.
305
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,033
I just don't fit in around here.
306
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,200
Oh, Lacey, it's not your fault.
307
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:18,067
It's Brent's fault for trusting you.
308
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:21,434
The lesson here is,
that if a secret is harmless,
309
00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:24,567
just sit on it. You
don't have to tell anyone.
310
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:29,467
Yeah. And if Karen wants to
take a job in Wullerton, then she...
311
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,767
Karen's taking a job in Wullerton?
312
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:35,667
Lacey, how can you just sit
on this and not tell anyone?
313
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:38,033
Please don't... oh, darn it!
314
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:46,601
Is it true?
315
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,601
Wanda said Lacey said you're
leaving for a new job.
316
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:52,000
Oh, Lacey. She can't keep her yap shut.
317
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:53,968
How could you?
318
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:57,901
Maybe I should just get
outta here and let you calm down.
319
00:14:57,968 --> 00:15:00,734
No, no, no, no. Please, please don't go.
320
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:03,467
You're the first
partner that hasn't quit in...
321
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,501
ever.
322
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:08,033
How about a 5% raise?
323
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,901
Done.
324
00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:13,801
You really lowballed
yourself. You coulda held out for 7%.
325
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,400
7% or I walk.
326
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:16,901
Done.
327
00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:18,467
Thanks.
328
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:20,167
Uh, but what about the budget?
329
00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:22,501
Ah, we'll figure somethin' out.
330
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,467
I don't know what to do.
331
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:26,567
Mom's probably really hurt right now.
332
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,834
You're not suggesting
we tell her the truth?
333
00:15:28,901 --> 00:15:30,467
Don't be insane.
334
00:15:30,534 --> 00:15:34,467
No, we need a new and better
fib, one that's plausible too.
335
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,868
Mom's no rube.
336
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,534
Say, Dad, I heard
that Lacey's been spreading
337
00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:40,067
nonsense and tomfoolery.
338
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,567
I also heard about her
nonsense and tomfoolery.
339
00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:44,801
Those are pretty strong words.
340
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:48,133
You know, Lacey told me you
didn't like my jelly salad.
341
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,133
Nonsense.
342
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,534
Tomfoolery.
343
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,567
I bet I know what happened.
344
00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:55,467
You see, Lacey has this weird
habit of adding don'ts.
345
00:15:55,534 --> 00:15:59,467
So when she said that we
don't really like your jelly salad,
346
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:01,534
she just added a don't.
347
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,501
I thought you said plausible.
348
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,868
Well, maybe our next
plan shouldn't be hatched
349
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,667
after last call at the bar.
350
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:12,934
I'm going to call Davis and
see if he can do something.
351
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Lacey and her tomfoolery.
352
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,701
Dig in.
353
00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:20,467
Yum-yum.
354
00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:22,200
Let me at it.
355
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,567
Hello?
356
00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:27,934
Lacey?
357
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
I'm cleaning the oven.
358
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:34,200
Come on, I'm taking
you to the Harvest Dance.
359
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:37,000
No, I'm gonna stay here and keep my nose
360
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,000
out of other people's business.
361
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:42,501
No, no, no, no. You
have to come to the dance.
362
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,567
Uh, I can't say why.
363
00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,434
It's kind of a secret.
364
00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:48,067
A secret?
365
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,133
Okay.
366
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,501
Oh, but I... I'm not dressed up.
367
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:56,501
It's a harvest dance, a buncha
farmers covered in barley dust.
368
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:57,968
You're dressed up.
369
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,901
I wear this kinda stuff all the time.
370
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:10,067
*
371
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,801
Hank, you have to
tell me what's going on.
372
00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:14,801
It's not important.
373
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,400
Tell me.
374
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:19,901
The whole town hates
you. Do you wanna get a drink?
375
00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:21,133
What?
376
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,167
Why do they hate me?
377
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:25,767
Uh, because of where you're from.
378
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,534
I know you are so sick of hearing this.
379
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:31,501
But I don't fit in.
380
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,434
Right.
381
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:36,000
I still say you
should arrest that Lacey.
382
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:38,467
Oh, that reminds me, Oscar.
383
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:42,200
From now on, every time you
call us and it's not an emergency,
384
00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:45,434
you'll have to pay a fee of $10.
385
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,467
In other words, every
time you call us, it's $10.
386
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,133
You can't do that. I pay your salary.
387
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,634
Actually, you'll be paying hers.
388
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:57,801
Ladies and Gentlemen, can
I have your attention?
389
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,968
May I introduce to you this
year's Harvest Honey,
390
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,968
Lacey Burrows!
391
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:08,434
What?
392
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:09,968
I'm a Honey what?
393
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,434
Oh!
394
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:14,567
Each year we have a Harvest Honey,
395
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,434
sort of a Queen of the
Harvest Dance thing.
396
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:18,834
This year we selected you.
397
00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:19,868
Surprise!
398
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,467
Oh!
399
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,467
Oh, Wanda, you coulda told me.
400
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,801
Well, that mighta
kneecapped the surprise part.
401
00:18:25,868 --> 00:18:28,200
I had to keep you in the dark.
402
00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:30,934
That's why I've also
been kinda acting rude lately.
403
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,434
Oh, yeah.
404
00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:34,667
Because that was so out of character.
405
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,901
Oh, wow.
406
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:39,033
Thank you so much, everybody.
407
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,067
This makes me feel like I...
408
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,567
maybe I actually do fit in around here.
409
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:47,868
But I think that there's someone
that needs to fit in
410
00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:51,534
even more than I do, so
I would like to give this,
411
00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:54,300
well, at least share it, with Heather.
412
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:03,100
This is so nice of you,
413
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,667
considering that I stole your boyfriend.
414
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,467
My what?
415
00:19:07,534 --> 00:19:11,200
And I still don't know what you
people have against Gimli.
416
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,467
Gimli?
417
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,968
You're from Gimli?
418
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:19,534
I thought you were from that
place that your parents live.
419
00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:22,200
No, I was born and
raised in Gimli, Manitoba.
420
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:24,934
My parents are just
spending the summer in Wullerton.
421
00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:37,200
I told everyone I'd get ya here tonight.
422
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,400
Thanks for not making me a liar.
423
00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:41,100
You're welcome, Wanda.
424
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:44,567
And thank you for
being so rude and deceitful.
425
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:47,067
Ah, not a problem.
426
00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:48,901
Hey.
427
00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:49,901
Oh, hi, Emma.
428
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:52,534
Listen, I'm so sorry
about the jelly thing.
429
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:54,100
I shoulda just been quiet.
430
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,934
Oh, I've always known they
hated my jelly salad.
431
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,200
I just like to see them squirm.
432
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:03,067
And this year seeing you
squirm was an unexpected bonus.
433
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,734
So thank you.
434
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,601
Aww.
435
00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,567
Oh, Karen, I'm sorry.
436
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:13,467
For blabbing?
437
00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:14,868
No. Thank
438
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:16,534
What took you so long?
439
00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:20,501
There was no job offer, but I needed
Davis to think there was.
440
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,734
But don't go blab that to Davis.
441
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,667
Oh, no.
442
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,067
Hey, Lacey,
443
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,467
thanks for the heads up about Karen.
444
00:20:28,534 --> 00:20:30,000
I appreciate the tip.
445
00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:32,634
There's something I should
tell you later.
446
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,467
Hey, Lacey.
447
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,968
Thanks. That was a real
nice thing you did for Heather.
448
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,100
It's too bad I gotta dump her.
449
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,567
Why would you dump her?
450
00:20:42,634 --> 00:20:45,567
It was better when she
was all taboo and forbidden
451
00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:49,601
and no thrill if she's
not from Wullerton.
452
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,234
Hey, Lacey, thanks a
lot for blabbin' to Emma.
453
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,534
You're welcome.
454
00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,567
I was being sarcastic.
455
00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:57,033
So was I.
456
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,200
Oh.
457
00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:04,033
You know, everyone
thanked me for something tonight,
458
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,567
except you.
459
00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:07,033
Do you wanna dance?
460
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,000
Sure. Thank you.
461
00:21:15,601 --> 00:21:18,133
You're not much of a dancer, are you?
462
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,767
Hah-hah, Lacey, you big fibber!
463
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,701
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