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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Boy, that was a good Air Show.
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Yeah, except for the scary part.
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I thought that plane
was on fire for sure.
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Usually when planes catch
fire, the smoke isn't bright pink.
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Yeah, not usually.
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But it's all the
more dangerous if it is.
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Stupid thing keeps cuttin' out.
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Hey, you know what I'm gettin'?
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A new stereo system, somethin'
loud, somethin' state of the art.
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Somethin' cheap.
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Hey, I got money. I
take care of this truck.
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Is that why there's smoke
billowing out from under the hood?
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Yeah. Well, I'll start
worryin' if it turns pink.
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You have got to stop this
rash of vandalism.
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What rash? It's one thing.
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Someone knocked over the mailbox.
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That was three years ago.
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Let's not bury our heads in the sand.
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Two acts of vandalism is a rash.
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Two geese are not a gaggle.
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No amount of crime is acceptable, Karen.
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Even one goose is too many.
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The problem is,
you're in that patrol car.
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You're out of touch. You
need to stop, talk to people.
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All we do is talk to people.
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Fitzy's right. We need
to put our ear to the ground
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and stop the goose rash.
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As long as it's not something stupid
like a bike patrol, I am all for it.
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Bikes. That's a great idea.
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I like it. Good thinking, Davis.
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Listen, if we get the bikes...
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Hey. How was the Air Show?
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Oh, it was a treat.
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The Red Baron was there.
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Oh. I told you that
was not the Red Baron.
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He was "a" Red Baron.
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The plane's red, the guy's
a baron. That's the rule.
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You should have been there.
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At least I should have
gone with somebody else.
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I had a business to run.
It sure was quiet, though.
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Wait a minute. You stayed
open during the Air Show?
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The one day of the year when
we people on the ground
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pay respect to the people of the sky.
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People of the sky? What
are ya, an Aztec?
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Go ahead, make fun.
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They shoot coloured
smoke out of their plane
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while you prop up your low
self-esteem serving lousy coffee.
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Do you think my coffee's lousy?
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No, it's actually pretty good.
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If you had more
self-esteem, you'd know that.
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What's his problem?
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Well, Lacey, some
people around here think
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staying open during the
Air Show is a bit out of line.
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Pthbbbt!
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Okay. Way out of line.
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He looks shifty.
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Well, being a safety inspector requires
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a certain amount of shift.
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Us gas station owners are tricky.
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Tricky versus
shifty, the eternal struggle.
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Well, I decided to take your advice.
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No, you didn't, because here you are.
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No, I mean what Brent
said, about the money.
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I've come up with a business idea.
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I hope this is better than
your last business idea.
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That was a good plan.
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People like petting zoos,
people like kissing booths.
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Yeah, but a kissing
zoo, that's a bad idea.
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What's this idea, a petting booth?
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Heavy petting booth, there's
your money maker.
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No. This new idea is sure fire.
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I'm, uh, keepin' it under
wraps. I don't want anyone to steal it.
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It's a corn stand.
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It's all comin' together.
I got corn, I got a stand.
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You've really thought this through.
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I've thought of everything.
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Do you have a sign?
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No.
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Bags for customers to
put their corn in? No.
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How about a float? It's
a corn stand, Brent.
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There's not gonna be a parade.
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Hank, running a
business requires planning.
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You have to think of
all the contingencies.
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You have to put the customers'
needs first.
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Your holding tank is leaking.
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It's a level five health hazard.
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Yeah? So?
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I hope people aren't freaked
out by my shorts.
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They're pretty
revealing, don't you think?
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They look like normal bike shorts.
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Yeah, but in a revealing way.
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I hope people don't think I'm
wearing these to show off my body.
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No one cares.
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I'm only wearing
them to prevent chaffing.
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Okay, let's go.
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Oh,
hey-hey-hey! Slow down!
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What's the point of community policing
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if we just cruise
by people on our bikes?
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We gotta get down in the trenches,
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where real people rub
up against real life.
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That's what being a cop is all about.
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Hey. Did you hear?
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They're gonna shut down Corner
Gas, a level five health hazard.
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Wow. I would have put
it at level four, tops.
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They gotta dig it up and find the leak.
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In the meantime, no paycheque for Mommy.
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Oh, no. I hope that
doesn't inconvenience my customers.
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I really like to keep them happy.
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Pthbbbt!
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He seems giddy.
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I may have miscalculated with
this whole Air Show thing.
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But I'm not going to overreact.
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That's probably best.
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I always try too hard and
it only makes things worse.
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But not this time.
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What's this?
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Oh, it's an airplane.
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Just a token to show
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that I also
appreciate things aeronautical.
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But that's an American jet.
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Canada flies the...
oh, what do you call it?
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CF18. I thought it
was called the Hornet.
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The CF18 is the Hornet.
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Actually, Canada uses
both the CF188A and the CF188B,
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both of which are known informally
as the CF18 Hornet.
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Pthbbbt!
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So you don't like my airplane?
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I know you hate the Air Show, Lacey.
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But that poster just made it worse.
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Hey, what's up?
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I had to close for a couple of days,
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some level three health hazard.
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Level five.
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What's a couple a
levels between friends?
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What's with the getup?
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It's not too revealing, is it?
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No. Hike 'em up a bit.
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We're on community bike patrol.
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So, ah, what do you guys do, take turns?
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I lost the key to my bike lock.
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So she says.
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If you hate my bike idea, just say so.
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First, it was my idea.
Second, I don't hate it.
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I just don't think it's effective
in a rural area.
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Hey, that guy's goin'
pretty fast. I'll be right back.
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Sir! Police! Please pull over!
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Sir!
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Geez, if somebody came chasin' after me
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wearin' those shorts, I'd run too.
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I might not.
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Hey, buddy.
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I dropped by to see how your
corn scheme was doin'.
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But aren't you supposed to be at work?
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I had to close down for a while.
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Why? Is there another air show on?
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No, the leaking tanks, the
whole level five health thing.
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Geez, Brent, that's
pretty irresponsible of ya.
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Just a sec. Can I help ya?
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Wow, you're busy. Yeah.
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I got some free time. Hey,
Hank, I got an idea.
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There you go, Miss. Bye-bye.
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Actually, I was kinda thinkin'
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Sorry, Brent.
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I had to go with the
most qualified applicant.
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Hey, Pal, we're busy
here. Buy some corn or move on.
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Hey, could you spot me 20 bucks?
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I got to the bank and they were closed.
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Don't worry. Unlike you,
they'll be open again tomorrow.
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So how does this sound?
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I donated money to the school so the
kids can buy tickets to next year's show.
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Good for you, Lacey. That's great.
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What's she talkin' about?No idea.
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The Air Show, next year, school kids.
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You bought them tickets?
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It's just a gesture
I, someone on the ground,
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can make to the people of the sky.
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Now there's fewer
seats for the rest of us.
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Why are you so bent
on ruining the Air Show?
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It's a year away and you're
already dreaming up
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new schemes to scuttle it.
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Wow, I can't remember the last time
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Mom used the word scuttle.
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You really got her worked up.
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Yeah? Well, at least I'm not
running a level six health hazard.
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It's a level five, it's like
barely a five, a high four, maybe.
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Hey. Some kids just
broke a window up by Lumsdens'.
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This rash is turning into a spree.
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It's not a spree. It's not even a rash.
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We need to ride around on our bikes.
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Yeah, about that.
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I twisted my ankle. I
don't think I can bike today.
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Now you're faking injuries.
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You'll do anything to
sabotage my bike idea.
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My bike idea.
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What are you wearing?
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Too revealing?
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Well, hear me out.
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How do we even know level five is bad?
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What if it's a 20 level
system? Then five is pretty excellent.
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This isn't working.
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Well, give it a chance.
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Five out of 20? I'm a hero, really.
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No! The Air Show thing.
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I tried reacting
instead of overreacting,
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but it just made things worse.
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Ah, let it go. The town's moved on.
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I heard you stayed open on Dominion Day.
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Pthbbbt!
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Yeah.
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Maybe I should overreact.
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Just let it go.
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Don't sweat the small stuff.
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Hey, you didn't settle up.
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You're sweating the small stuff.
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Hah! I knew it.
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It's not what it looks like.
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Oh, don't worry. I won't tell anyone.
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Thanks. It's all so embarrassing.
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Relax. I used to drink on the job too.
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I'm not drunk.
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I don't know how to ride a bike.
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Right. Pull this leg. It plays a rumba.
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Hey, you guys. Hi, Brent.
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Listen, Hank, this
is kind of embarrassing,
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but could I borrow 20 bucks?
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Is this like your official greeting now?
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Hah-hah-hah.
Scorch! Pow! Hah-hah!
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Come on, that's my joke.
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Sorry. The Pow now
serves a different master.
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Here you go, little buddy.
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Do you think I should
get some kinda uniform,
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like, ah, maybe a bowling shirt?
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Ah. Yech, too tacky.
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That's it.
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You're doing it.
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You sure you're not drunk?
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You know, you really
don't have to do this,
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really, seriously.
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Are you kidding? This
is making me so proud.
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You're like the son I never had.
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Didn't you teach
Brent how to ride a bike?
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Brent was never into
bikes, for some reason.
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I'll get the next round.
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00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,567
What do you mean?
252
00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:39,501
I'll get the next round.
253
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:42,267
That was funny, because
it sounded like you said
254
00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:43,734
you'd get the next round.
255
00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:45,968
I did say that.
256
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,934
Oh, okay guys, I'll play along.
257
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,534
I'll be right back with the round
that Hank is paying for.
258
00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:56,100
So, what am I gonna do
with all this extra corn money?
259
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:59,734
Maybe you could give it to
Paul to get his eye fixed.
260
00:12:59,801 --> 00:13:02,701
I was thinkin' of a
new stereo for my truck.
261
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:06,033
What you should do is
reinvest the money into your company.
262
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,501
You can make enough to buy four stereos.
263
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,501
But I only want one stereo.
264
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:11,968
What are you suggesting?
265
00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:13,968
Turkey jerky.
266
00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,834
You want me to sell turkey?
267
00:13:15,901 --> 00:13:19,534
Not turkey, jerky. They were turkeys,
but they've been turned into jerky.
268
00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:21,801
I don't know how to jerky a turkey.
269
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:24,167
You don't have to. I know a guy.
270
00:13:24,234 --> 00:13:26,534
He raises turkeys, turns
them into jerky.
271
00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:28,467
He's got a big machine, Jerkatron 3000.
272
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:30,968
It takes care of the
whole jerkian process.
273
00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:34,033
I don't know. Turkey jerky
attracts a very different crowd,
274
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,501
muddies the brand.
275
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,934
Muddies the brand? Where
did you get that?
276
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,667
It's the right move. Go big or go home.
277
00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:42,801
So you think Hank shouldn't just react,
278
00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:44,834
he should overreact?
279
00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:47,901
I guess that's what I
think, what I over think.
280
00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:53,601
So you'll do it, a flyby over Dog River?
281
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,934
No, problem, Ma'am.
282
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,467
We're the Snowbirds. Flyin's what we do.
283
00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:01,033
We're doing a flyby
over Dog River tomorrow,
284
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:04,467
to help some little boy
in the hospital get better.
285
00:14:04,534 --> 00:14:07,133
Dog River? Is there
even a hospital there?
286
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,501
There must be. Who would
lie about a thing like that?
287
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:14,434
What was that about?
288
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:17,601
Let's just say I'm
planning a little surprise.
289
00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:24,801
I don't know if I like
the idea of turkey jerky
290
00:14:24,868 --> 00:14:27,200
being sold in the same place as corn.
291
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,734
It muddies the brand.
292
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,234
Exactly.
293
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,000
Look, Berkley, you
know I'm good for the money.
294
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,501
Whoa.
295
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:37,734
His name's Berkley
and he sells turkey jerky?
296
00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:40,667
Berkeley's Turkey Jerky?
297
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,501
I'm sorry, I forgot to warn him.
298
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,767
I'll give you 60 boxes, 2,000 bucks.
299
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:49,901
Look, Berkley, you seem like a good guy.
300
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:53,567
How about 500, cash?
301
00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:57,767
You couldn't even raise the turkeys
for that much, let alone jerky 'em.
302
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:03,467
Oh, all right. Let me sweeten
the deal, say 510, cash?
303
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:07,534
You could save some time if you
just offer him the whole 512.
304
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:09,467
Well, way to show our cards.
305
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,501
Fine. 500 down.
306
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,467
But Brent, you're on
the hook for the rest.
307
00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:17,601
I understand. The
Jerky Man must be paid.
308
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,701
Okay, Berkley, it
looks like we got a deal.
309
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,667
Call me Kirk.
310
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:26,634
No way! Kirk Berkely's Turkey Jerky?
311
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:31,567
Ho-ho, man, this is already
worth the 500.
312
00:15:31,634 --> 00:15:34,434
Again, I apologize.
313
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,634
Ho-ho, man.
314
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:42,634
It's a beautiful day today, huh?
315
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:44,167
Yeah.
316
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,634
I kinda feel something in the air,
317
00:15:46,701 --> 00:15:50,100
or that something's gonna
be in the air, say at noon.
318
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:54,133
What's shelt's going talking
about?over my head.
319
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,834
Exactly.
320
00:15:55,901 --> 00:15:59,200
Something will be
going over your head at noon.
321
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,801
So stick around.
322
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:06,434
The service is getting worse here.
323
00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:10,000
I told ya we shoulda had corn for lunch.
324
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,901
Davis!
325
00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:14,200
Davis!
326
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,701
Hey, what do ya say we hit the streets?
327
00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,467
Yeah, right.
328
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:25,467
No, I've come around on this bike thing.
329
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:27,434
Is this some kinda trick?
330
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:30,801
No. Come on, partner, let's ride.
331
00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:33,634
All right. Let me get my helmet.
332
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,767
Ready to roll.
333
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:46,934
My bike!
334
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,434
Build me up just to knock me down.
335
00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:52,234
I don't know how you can be so cruel.
336
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,834
What's on your head?
337
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,801
Okay, everyone, step
outside and watch the skies.
338
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:05,234
Somethin' big is about to happen.
339
00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:13,701
You know, they call
it the wild blue yonder,
340
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,434
but the longer you look
at it, it's not so wild.
341
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,200
It's kinda dull.
342
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:21,100
The dull blue yonder.
343
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,834
It'll be worth it.
344
00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:25,400
I'm sick of lookin' at the yonder.
345
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:26,801
Just wait, just wait.
346
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:29,467
We shouldn't be
standing so close to the tank,
347
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:32,901
it is aNo, pipe down. level
five... Any minute now.
348
00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:38,434
Quick, everyone,
Hank's corn stand is on fire!
349
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,100
A fire? Finally, somethin'
worth checkin' out.
350
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:44,234
No, wait! Wait!
351
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,968
Oh! Guys!
352
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,100
Wanda, wait!
353
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,634
Wanda!
354
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,100
Aw, darn it!
355
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,834
This fire's a dud. The
corn's not even popping.
356
00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:22,434
Fresh corn Wait a minute. doesn't pop.
357
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,434
You see, the
internal hydration prevents...
358
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:25,934
There it goes.
359
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,067
I'll just shut up, then.
360
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:29,767
Stand back!
361
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,968
Nothin' to see here!
362
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:33,767
Oh, hey, popcorn.
363
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,467
I'm glad you two could finally make it.
364
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:38,133
Davis, your bike idea sucks.
365
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,934
It was Karen's idea.
366
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,968
I want you two back in
the patrol car tomorrow.
367
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,634
I get to keep the outfit, though, right?
368
00:18:45,701 --> 00:18:48,634
Hey, look, my bike.
369
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,868
Sorry!
370
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,434
My corn stand!
371
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:58,801
Yeeouch.
372
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:01,033
Who's gonna pay the Jerky Man?
373
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,467
You don't suppose
this will muddy our brand?
374
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:04,968
Are you mockin' me?
375
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:07,067
Are you mocking me?
376
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:08,601
What the...
377
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:12,100
Hank!
378
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:13,701
Hank!
379
00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:19,434
Hey, Brent.
380
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:23,501
Who would have thought fire insurance
coulda come in so handy, huh?
381
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,000
Yeah, great.
382
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,501
Now your stereo's
worth more than your truck.
383
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,400
Scorch!
384
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:32,734
Ah, the Pow and the Scorch
are back where they belong.
385
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:34,801
They go where the work is.
386
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,200
Ma'am, we'd like to
meet that little boy now.
387
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,501
Oh.
388
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:48,501
He didn't make it.
389
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:51,467
I knew we should
have done a barrel roll.
390
00:19:51,534 --> 00:19:53,734
Let it go, Iceman.
391
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,534
You lied to the Snowbirds?
392
00:19:58,601 --> 00:20:00,467
Geez.
393
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,767
That just made it worse.
394
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,734
That was spectacular!
395
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,567
My bike!
396
00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:35,200
* I don't know the same
things you don't know *
397
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:42,701
* I don't know I just don't know *
398
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:50,467
* It's a great big place
399
00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:54,634
* full of nothin' but space
400
00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:56,634
* and it's my happy place
401
00:20:56,701 --> 00:21:00,133
* I don't know Yes you do *
402
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,501
* You just won't admit it
403
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:06,968
* I don't know the same
things you don't know *
404
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,534
Want to have a gas
online? Visit us at cornergas. com
405
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:13,501
* I don't know
406
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:14,300
* I just don't know *
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