All language subtitles for Adventures of Superman - 06x11 - The Brainy Burro

NARRATOR:
The Adventures of Superman!

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful
than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
at a single bound.

MAN 1: Look! Up in the sky!
MAN 2: It's a bird!

WOMAN: It's a plane!
MAN 3: It's Superman!

NARRATOR:
Yes, it's Superman,

strange visitor
from another planet,

who came to Earth
with powers and abilities

far beyond those of mortal men.

Superman, who can change
the course of mighty rivers,

bend steel in his bare hands,

and who,
disguised as Clark Kent,

mild-mannered reporter for
a great metropolitan newspaper,

fights a never-ending battle

for truth, justice
and the American way.

[MARIACHI MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

[BELL RINGING]

Buenas noches.
Hello.

Will you sit there,
please.

Thank you.

Well,

isn't
this nice.

Clark, I still don't understand
how you got here.

There aren't
any scheduled flights

into this part of Mexico
at night.

Well, Lois, haven't you ever
heard of unscheduled flights?

Oh, what difference does it
make how he got here,

as long
as he's here.

He can meet Pepe
and Carmelita.

Oh, that's right.
Well, come on. Let's order.

Um, I'm treating
my friends tonight.

I'd like three enchiladas
and three fried beans. Gracias.

S�. Gracias.

Gracias.

You see how I'm learnin'
to speak Spanish?

Uh, yes,
I do see, Jimmy.

I'd rather hear it
in English.

You know, Mr. White sent me here
to find out about this burro.

Oh,
that's Carmelita.

I think I hear her comin' now.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[BELL RINGING]

Hey, Tiger,
what's with the beast?

Albert, you can't expect me
to know everything.

Hi, Pepe.

How's
Carmelita tonight?

Oh, she is fine,
Se�or Olsen.

Buenas noches,
Se�orita Lane.

Hello, Pepe. I'd like to have
you to meet Clark Kent.

He's from
the Daily Planet too.

How do you do,
Pepe?

Nice to meet you.

I've heard interesting
things about you.

[CHUCKLING]
Oh, I am not interesting,
Se�or Kent. It is Carmelita.

Oh? And just why
is Carmelita so interesting?

Oh, well,
I will let her show you.

Se�or Kent,
please think.

Just think,
how many times

have you been to Mexico
in the last year?

All right.
All right, I'm thinking.

Carmelita?

[KNOCKING]

Of all times
for Carmelita to goof.

Goof?

Well, I just happen
to know

that Clark was only in Mexico
once last year.

Uh, no.

No, Lois,
that isn't exactly right.

You see, there were a couple
of times I was in Mexico

last year
that you didn't know about.

So Carmelita's
right.

You see?
That proves it, Mr. Kent.

Doesn't that prove what,
exactly?

Why, Se�or Kent, i-it proves
that Carmelita can read minds.

Isn't that
some trick, Mr. Kent?

Oh, no,
Se�or Olsen.

I have told you,
it is no trick.

We will
show you again.

If you will think
of how old you are, please.

Carmelita?

[KNOCKING]

[CARMELITA KNOCKS]

That's right...22.

I don't know how
you do this, Pepe.

You sure it isn't some kind
of a trick?

No trick,
se�or.

E-ever since Carmelita
was a baby,

when I would be doing
my arithmetic,

I discovered that she is tapping
out the answer

even before
I write it down.

Well,
if that's true,

I agree
with Lois and Jimmy.

I certainly would like to take
you to Metropolis with us.

Oh, I-I don't know,
se�or.

Carmelita and I
are happy the way we are.

Well,
I'm sure you are,

but, uh, isn't there something
we can do about it?

Can we talk it over again,
at least?

Oh, of course,
Se�or Kent.

I-I am making camp
just north of town,

right where the road
makes a fork.

Oh,
all right.

Then, uh, how about late
tomorrow morning?

[CHUCKLING]
We will be there.

Buenas noches,
se�orita.

Good night.
Se�ores.

Good night.

Come on.
Carmelita.

[BELL RINGING]

Come on.

Go.
Come.

Hey, Tiger,
I've been tryin' to tell you

they said Clark Kent
of the Daily Planet.

He's a friend
of Superman's.

Albert, I'm very
well aware of that.

Ah, but Superman's got the whole
rest of our gang in jail.

If you hadn't figured to take it
on the lam when you did,

we'd be along with 'em.
But I did figure it,

so not even Superman
got a look at us,

much less
this Kent.

Besides,
Superman is in Metropolis.

Just the same,
let's move out of this burg.

What, and lose
our golden opportunity?

Why, Albert, we've gone
to considerable risk already

and, so far,
failed.

But tonight,
we've found our answer.

What answer we find,
Tiger?

The burro,

Carmelita, and a way
to even things up with Superman

and the Daily Planet.

Well, listen, Tiger,
all I want's a million bucks

so we can lam to South America
before the federals nail us.

Well, I can't guarantee
a million,

but I'm sure
there'll be enough.

Now,
let's catch the kid.

[BELL RINGS]

Come,
Carmelita.

Hey, kid,
wait a momento.

Hello,
Pepe.

Oh,
good evening.

How would you like
to earn some money?

I mean,
some real money?

Oh, se�or, there have been
others who wanted Carmelita

to be on television,

but we are happy
making the little bit

we make in caf�s,
at fiestas.

Well, I have no intention
of depriving you of that.

We merely want a private
demonstration tonight

for a special friend
of ours.

Oh, I-I don't know, se�or.
It is getting late.

Well, here,
kid.

Uh, 200 pesos.
How's that?

Two hundred pesos.

And more, when you've
done what we ask.

Oh, it is
a magnificent sum.

Well,
Pepe?

Se�or, we will do it.

Excellent.
Come, Carmelita.

Oh, se�or, she--
She does not want to go.

Now, listen,
kid--

Now, wait a minute,
Albert.

I'm sure Pepe
can handle her.

Well, se�or,
sometimes she is very stubborn,

for reasons
of her own.

But if I insist...

Carmelita,
you must do as I say.

Come, Carmelita.

Now, come along.

[CHUCKLING]
Se�or, now we go to work.

Come on,
Carmelita.

[���]

You know, you're givin' us
a lot of trouble, Se�or Luque.

Just because you happen
to own the bank

ain't no reason not to give us
the safe combination.

All right,
don't strain yourself.

It'll be over pretty quick.
[FOOTSTEPS]

[���]

Se�or,
it does not seem right,

entering a bank
at night.

Now, Pepe,
I wouldn't have these keys

if it wasn't all right
for me to be here, would I?

I am not so sure,
se�or.

Well,
everything's set.

You're sure he can't hear
anything?

Nah, the blindfold
covers his ears.

Besides, I got cotton
stuck in 'em too.

Excellent.

Now,
Pepe--

No,
se�or.

I think something
is very wrong.

Carmelita and I will not do
this demonstration

for what you say
is a friend.

Not even
for 1000 pesos?

We do not need
your pesos.

All right, kid,
then you do it for nothin'.

No,

we refuse.

I would really hate
to see Albert do anything

to hurt
Carmelita.

Hurt Carmelita?
ALBERT: Yeah.

If I hit her with the car,
we might smash our grill.

Se�or, you would not do that.

Believe me, Pepe,
he would.

Now, will you
cooperate?

S�, se�or.

W-we will do
as you say.

TIGER:
Good.

Carmelita,
don't look at me like that.

I could not
have you hurt.

You see, Pepe, there's a man
behind the counter

who knows
the combination.

All right, Albert,
get to the safe.

You--? You mean,
we are robbing a bank?

Hey,
Tiger.

Suppose the old man
ain't thinkin'

about the combination.

He will be.

Primarily
because it's the one thing

I told him
he mustn't do.

See, it's like me
telling you

not to think
of the word "hippopotamus"

for the next
five minutes.

Oh.

Yeah, but why would I go around
thinkin' about hippopotamuses?

All right,
let her go, Tiger.

TIGER:
All right, Pepe,
you may begin.

Tell her to wait
until Luque gets a chance

to start thinking
from the beginning.

I don't have
to tell her, se�or.

She knows
what you want.

[���]

[KNOCKING]

Her right hoof.

That means
two turns to the right.

[CARMELITA KNOCKS FOUR TIMES]

Which way?

TIGER:
Left.

[CARMELITA KNOCKS TWICE]

TIGER:
Two to the right,
Albert.

[CARMELITA BEATS THRICE]

TIGER:
Five to the left,
Albert.

That is all,
se�or.

All right, Albert,
try it.

Hey, Tiger,
there's at least

a million hippopotamuses
in here.

I-I-I mean,
bucks.

Well done, Pepe.
You may go now.

You--? You mean, we can leave?
Certainly.

But don't forget,
Pepe,

if we're caught,
you become an accomplice,

and they'd put you in jail
for at least 10 years.

And Carmelita...

Well, they'd probably
have to dispose of her.

I-I would take
my chances, se�or,

but Carmelita,
I-I cannot sacrifice her.

Hey, Tiger,
you just can't let 'em go.

Have no fear from them, Albert.
We have more important problems.

Like what?
Like we need time

to turn the pesos
into dollars.

We're strangers here,
Albert.

We'll be immediately
suspected.

Now, we must find
a method to, uh,

to turn the suspicion
away from us

for at least
several days.

Gee, Tiger,
you think of everything.

Thank you, Albert,
I try.

I try, Albert. Now let's collect
the, uh, ahem, hippopotami.

What's so interesting,
Clark?

Hey.
What's so interesting?

Oh, I'm sorry,
Lois.

Well, unless my Spanish
is more rusty than I thought,

we slept right through a real
old-fashioned bank robbery.

A bank robbery?
In El Pueblo?

That's right.

It says here, "Last night
the Bank of El Pueblo was robbed

"of 15 million pesos.

"Se�or Juan Luque,
president of the bank,

"is being held
by the authorities.

"Luque claims he was abducted
but could offer no explanation

as to how his abductors got
the combination to the safe."

[WHISTLES]

Fifteen
million pesos.

Hey, that's over
a million dollars.

And probably represents
all the life savings

of everyone in town.

[SIGHING]
Well, at least
we weren't mixed up in it.

All those poor people.

I wonder if there isn't
something I could do to help.

Oh, forget it,
Clark.

Every time you go off
on a crusade,

Superman
has to bail you out.

I suppose
you're right, Lois.

I suppose--
Isn't it about time

for breakfast?
[CHUCKLES]

You have already
had breakfast.

Uh, Mr. Kent,
that was an hour ago.

Well, you're just gonna
have to wait till lunch.

Clark and I are gonna
drive out to see Pepe.

Oh,
that's okay,

but I don't think
you're gonna have

[FOOTSTEPS]
far to drive.

Oh, hiya,
Pepe.

We're just going over
to see you.

Won't you
sit down?

Se�or Kent,

did you really
mean that

about taking
us to Metropolis?

Why, of course
I meant it, Pepe.

We are ready to go, then.
I-immediately, please.

What's the rush,
Pepe?

The sooner
we get back,

the sooner we've gotta go
back to work.

We have decided
to go,

so there is no use
staying any longer.

But, Pepe,
these things take time.

I have to get your papers ready
and all sorts of things.

Oh, se�or,
a-at the border,

Carmelita and I
can sneak across.

Oh, we couldn't do it
that way, Pepe.

Besides,
I'd like a little time.

Uh, I want to find out
a little bit more

about a certain
bank robbery.

Bank robbery,
se�or?

What bank robbery,
Mr. Kent?

The El Pueblo bank,
Jim.

Clark, what do you think
you could do about that?

I don't know. I haven't had time
to give it much thought.

[KNOCKING]

Hey, look. I think Carmelita's
tryin' to say something.

Look!

That is the Superman
symbol, no?

That is the Superman
symbol, yes.

And Carmelita was looking
directly at Clark

when she
drew it.

Well, now, Lois, that's--
That's perfectly simple.

Carmelita knows a lot of things
that none of us know, Mr. Kent.

Maybe even
who Superman is.

Well, I'm sure there's
some logical explanation.

Well, if there is,
let's hear it.

Well, uh,

I was thinking
of Superman.

Now, he knows
I'm here,

and I was wondering
what he'd do

about the bank
robbery.

And Carmelita read
my mind.

She knew I was thinking
about Superman.

Well,
that figures.

I should have known
you wouldn't think

of doing anything
on your own.

Se�orita,
se�ores,

if you are determined
to stay here,

Carmelita and I
must leave you now. Adios.

Now, just a minute,
Pepe.

A few more days
can't matter, huh?

I'm sorry, se�or.
We must leave.

Look, Pepe,
I'm sure that we can work s--

Se�or,

I'm Inspector Tomeo.

Inspector?
Of the police.

I am investigating a robbery
which occurred last night.

Jeepers,
we didn't do it.

Uh,
forgive me,

but there are very few
strangers in El Pueblo.

Consequently,
every stranger is a suspect.

Including you,
Pepe.

Me?

Well, I can understand that,
inspector. Uh...

Oh, my name
is Clark Kent.

This is Miss Lane,
Mr. Olsen.

And we'll be very glad to do
anything we can to help you.

With permission,
Sergeant Castillo and I

would like to search
your lodgings.

Well, search away,
inspector.

That one's mine.

Mr. Kent and Mr. Olsen
stay in there.

Gracias,
se�orita.

Sergeant.

I don't know
how they can suspect you.

Oh, don't worry,
Pepe.

As Jimmy says,
"we didn't do it."

Somehow,
I do not like this.

Well, they won't find
15 million pesos in our rooms.

Well,
nevertheless,

I do not like
the police

to spoil your visit
to my country.

Whoever robbed the bank
did that already, Pepe.

I am afraid you're all
under arrest.

Arrest?
You can't arrest us.

Of course,
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]

I could be wrong about that.

This is ridiculous.
Clark, do--?

Hey,
where did he go?

He won't go far,
Miss Lane.

But an innocent man
won't run.

Jeepers. Wait till the chief
hears about this.

Ooh, If we ever
get out of here,

I think we'd be better off
staying in Mexico.

Believe me,
if I had done it,

I would confess
to see you go free.

But I would never
rob a bank,

especially
my own bank.

Oh, we don't think you did it,
Se�or Luque.

We didn't think
we did it, either,

and look at us.

Well, at least
they didn't arrest Pepe.

[SIGHS]
That would be
the last straw,

thinking he was
involved in it.

I wonder
where Mr. Kent is.

Oh, he's probably
trembling

behind some cactus bush.
[SIGHS]

Se�or
Superman!

Inspector.

I understand some friends
of mine are in a little trouble.

You mean
the newspaper people?

Yes, forgive my butting in,
inspector, but it's impossible

these people could have had any
connection with the robbery.

Se�or
Superman,

even in Mexico,
your words mean a great deal.

But 10,000
of the stolen pesos was found

in Mr. Kent's
bungalow.

He must have known
we'd find it,

or he would not
have run away.

Well, I'm afraid,
inspector,

we'll have to let the, uh,
good Mr. Kent account

for his actions
a little later.

However, I would like
to work on the case.

It would be a great
pleasure, Se�or Superman.

Well, thank you
very much.

Now I'd like every scrap
of evidence you have.

Well, there is
not too much.

To begin with, Se�or Luque
is the president and owner

of the Bank
of El Pueblo.

[���]

Se�orita
Lane.

Se�or
Olsen.

Hey, it's Pepe.
Hey.

Pepe, what are you
doing here?

I have to come
to help you escape.

You shouldn't
get involved in this.

Se�orita,
I am already involved.

Carmelita and I,
we helped rob the bank.

Jeepers,
Pepe,

you don't have to take
the rap for us.

No, it is true.
We were forced to.

But I will explain later.
Now you must escape.

Ooh, I don't know
if we should or not.

Oh, well, I'll do anything
to get outta here.

Catch,
Se�or Olsen.

Throw it up,
Se�or Pepe.

Tie it around the bars,
se�or.

Jeepers. I hope
they don't pull

the whole jail
down on us.

No, se�or.

We just pull out the wall,
I hope.

Well, if you're gonna
break outta jail,

nothing like doing it
in broad daylight, I always say.

Now,
Carmelita.

In the name
of justice, pull.

Pull!
Come, Carmelita.

I fear
that my career

as a trusted
bank president

is over.

[GRUNTING]
Pull! Pull!

Hurry up.

Right down there,
through the alley.

Come,
Carmelita.

I'm afraid you'll have
to come along with us.

Fortunately, Albert and I
just happened to be passing by.

We warned you not to tell
anyone, Pepe.

Where are you
taking us?

We have a nice little spot
all picked out for you.

Over this way,
please.

Come on.

Don't worry,
Carmelita.

I'll find you.

Yeah. Hey, Tiger,
what about the burro?

Leave her.
After all, she can't talk.

Ah.

That's all I can tell you,
Se�or Superman,

except the serial numbers prove
this money came from a bank.

Oh, there's no question
about that.

But could that money
have been planted there

by the real thieves

to sort of confuse
the police

while they made good
their escape?

That's a possibility.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

What's that?

[���]

I don't know
how this animal got in,

but he seems
to know you.

[CHUCKLES]
You might be right at that.

Carmelita, did you want
to tell me something?

Oh.

Well,
is it about, uh, Pepe

and Lois
and Jimmy?

Hm.

Are they in danger,
Carmelita?

Inspector,

I think
we better get down

to your jail
right away.

Come on,
Carmelita.

[���]

LOIS:
Whatever you're doing,

you don't think you'll get away
with it, do you?

Of course.

Does that answer
your question?

Well, I guess so,
Jim.

I can even tell ya
how it works.

This pipe is a natural-gas line
still in construction.

Go ahead,
Albert.

Light it.

Do not understand.

I hope.
TIGER: You will.

As you see, there is
very little pressure now,

but when we open the main valve
a mile down the line...

[GRUNTS]
The pressure
will build up,

there'll be
a big explosion,

your ropes'll
burn away.

No evidence.

Looks like
you got caught

in a gas-line explosion,
that's all.

ALBERT:
He's clever, ain't he?

Come along,
Albert.

I just remembered something,
Miss Lane.

What, Jim?
We promised the chief

we'd stay
outta trouble.

[SCOFFS]

[���]

They have escaped.
All of them.

Your friends must
have been in league

with the bank
president.

No, inspector,
I don't think so.

Carmelita.

Carmelita,
did you have anything to do

with pulling
that wall down?

Oh,
you did.

Did, uh, our friends escape
by themselves?

They didn't.

Well, uh, did those
other two Americans

take them away?

Carmelita, were you able
to read their minds

and find out
where they were gonna take them?

Oh,
good.

Now, uh,
in what direction

did they
take them?

Was it north?

Northeast?

East?

Southeast?

South?

Southwest?

Oh, southwest.
Good.

Now, about how many miles
from here?

[KNOCKING]

[KNOCKS TWICE]

Oh, that's fine.
Southwest, and seven miles away.

Thank you,
Carmelita.

Inspector,
you better get some men

and get out there
by car.

Oh, take awful good care
of Carmelita.

Yes,
sir.

[���]

Open it up,
Albert.

After all, we don't want
our friends to get cold.

Sometimes I wish Carmelita
had never learned to read minds.

Well, at least
Mr. Kent escaped.

Oh,
of course,

he would.

Oh, look
at those flames, Jimmy.

[���]

[PANTING]

Ain't that enough,
Tiger?

All the way, Albert.
All the way.

PEPE:
Adios, amigos.

[���]

Superman!

Superman.
[BLOWING]

I'm not dreamin',
I hope.

Oh,
you must be.

How did you
find us?

Well, you can thank
Carmelita for that.

She knew exactly
where you'd be.

She was able to pinpoint
the exact location,

just as long
as I kept asking her questions.

It's a good thing
Carmelita can read minds, no?

Oh, it's a very
good thing, Pepe.

Oh, uh, Se�or Tomeo will be here
in a little while

and give you a lift
back to town.

Fine.
Where are you going?

Well, I'm gonna follow
that main line

and see
what's at the other end.

Oh, uh, put this out,
will you, when I go?

Okay.

[WIND HOWLING]

That should do it,
Tiger.

Fine, Albert.
Now, I believe--

Something's wrong.
The pressure's backed up.

I don't know about you, Tiger,
[WIND HOWLING]

but I'm gettin'
outta here.

Superman!
Superman!

[GUNSHOTS]

[BLOWING]

Even I can read
your minds now.

You're both thinking
of spending

the rest of your lives
in prison.

Metropolis, here we come.
[CHUCKLES]

With very little help
from you, Clark.

Yes,
I'm sorry.

I guess I wasn't
much help, Lois.

Carmelita, I'd like
to make a deal with you.

If you won't
tell anybody

about that insignia
with the S on it,

I promise you
I won't tell any of my readers

that you're the only
bank-robbing burro

in the world.

Deal?

Attagirl.

[���]

[���]

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