All language subtitles for Not Dead Yet S01E05 Not Moving On Yet

♪♪

Mm.

Oh! Whoa!

What are you doing
in here?

Hey. Morning.

Morning.

Can I just say, it is so cute
how you drool in your sleep.

I do not drool in my sleep.

And what were you doing?
Just watching me?

I was trying to pass the time,
right?

But it turns out I can't
really, uh, touch stuff,

and then I just started
counting things.

Do you know you have seven

Tootsie Pop wrappers
under your bed?

Oh, God.

Yeah, those aren't mine.

I'm holding them
for a gross friend.

Mm.
Please remind me

to check my e-mail
every time

I meet a hot guy just in case
I'm assigned his obituary.

I thought we had
a nice time.

We did. Yeah.

My ex-fiancé moves on
with a hot pastry chef,

takes her to Paris,
plasters it all over Instagram,

and I go on a date

with a guy who doesn't
tell me that he's dead.

Well, I'm new to this whole
dead thing, right?

I didn't know.

And honestly,
I thought you knew.

Me?

So, you're pretty great.

What's the catch?

There's gotta be one.

You look like
you're having fun.

Oh, my God, I'm dead.

No, I'm dead.

No, no, no, I'm dead.

No, seriously, I'm dead.

Yeah, okay,
I missed some signs.

♪♪

-- Captions by VITAC --

Nell, Nell.

Hmm?
I have great news.

You won the lottery
and you used my birthday

and you feel obligated
to give me half?

Better.

Look what I got in the mail
this morning.

Two-for-one pasta
and breadsticks

at Fettuccine Factory.

It's a-BOGO time, baby.

Money is finite.

Breadsticks are endless.

You and me,
back at the Factory.

Mm.
You know,
and we can finally catch up

and talk about
all that stuff

we haven't gotten
to talk about yet.

You know, like Phillip,
the wedding.

Oh, yeah.

Um, you know what?

That might take away
from our breadstick record.

So, we should focus.

If we start at 3:00
and we end at midnight,

then we can actually
make this happen.

That is actually
a very good idea,

because lunch rush will be over,
the bread will be freshly baked,

and the waiters
can't pretend like

they don't see us
when we need those refills.

Wow.

So, is this why you asked
to leave early?

For some restaurant
called BOGO?

Is it new?
Is it Gwyneth's?

Sounds amazing.
Should I come?

Oh, no, no, no.

BOGO means buy-one-get-one.

So, you need two to get one.

Yeah, they are oddly strict
about that rule.

Plus, Nell and I haven't had
a chance to catch up one on one,

so it's just gonna be
us two.

But you two know
that you have money, right?

Like, you could just pay
for two dinners.

No!
No!

Free breadsticks taste way
better than regular breadsticks.

Yeah, it's science.

Okay. Well, have fun.

But I do suggest that you
both examine

your attachment to gluten.

Hmm. Okay, so I have
a quick thing to turn in,

and then I am all yours.

3:00.
Tres.

Okay.

Psst! Come on.

♪♪

Jesse: Ooh.

Wow.
Yeah.

Mason really knows
how to create a vibe.

I'm saying.

Yeah.
Focus, focus.

Okay.
I have to write this obit.

So,
let's get to the facts.

What did you do for work?
I was a pediatrician.

So, that would make you,
like, a doctor.

My patients, the kiddos,
they called me, uh,

Doctor Boo-Boo.

Of course they did.

Ah, mm, let me guess --
you had some, like,

super picturesque hobby,
as well?

Yeah, I-I mean,
I was a deep sea diver.

Hm.
I actually volunteered for

the California
Anthropology Commission.

Oh, yeah. That tracks.
It's pretty cool.

We, uh -- We found this
underwater cave village

right off the coast
of Catalina.

So, what are you?

Some kind of, like, hot,
wet Indiana Jones?

Yeah, that's cool.

Um, anyway,
we were diving, right?

I'm diving, and I'm --
I'm deep.

I'm going real deep.
Real deep?

And as I'm going down,

I start to think about
the families

of the people
in these caves

and how their stories
deserve to be known.

And I come up against this rock
and I'm pushing

and I'm pushing.

That's when I saw it.

Saw what?

The great white shark.

Come on.

A hero's death?

It's like you're
not even real.

Are you mad at me?
What? No.

Fine. It's good.

Let's just keep moving on.

Nell, if you're not okay,
it's okay.

Fine.

Yeah, I'm mad.

Any woman would be mad
if the perfect man showed up,

only to find out
that he was dead.

You're right.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Thank you.

Um, you got a little bit
of chocolate right here,

just in the corner --
Oh, my God.

No, I can -- I can get it.

No, I can't.
Oh.

Um, just do --
do what I'm doing, and then --

and just...

Maybe lick your finger.

Give yourself a li--
a little hug, maybe.

♪♪

Hey, Nell, I -- Whoa.

Huh?
Um...

So sorry
to interrupt this, uh,

I'm gonna say...
"self-care,"

Huh.
but I just wanted to know
where we're at

with the whole
water pirate doctor obit guy?

That's me.
I think I'm gonna need

a little
bit more time on this one.

Mm, mm.
I really want to check
my sources

and go to this alleged
hospital that he worked at

and really have some
journalistic integrity.

Girl.

Love you taking this job
seriously.

Thank you.

Also, you have some chocolate
on your face,

and it's gross
and unprofessional.

♪♪

Well, hello there.

I was thinking I could
come and do

a little work
from here today.

Sure, but this ain't
no Starbucks,

so you need to
make yourself useful.

Okay. Well, then,
answer me this --

what's a good thing
to do in a relationship

to keep things
from going stale?

Um, I love it when a man
is spontaneous.

Would you say you speak
for all women?

Mm, yes.
Yes, I do.

So, I should think of
random things to do

and pick weird times
to do them?

Hey, don't do that!

Uh, so don't
be spontaneous?

I'm getting
mixed messages here.

I'm sorry.
That was, um, Monty's piano,

and he used to play every night
during happy hour,

and, um, I just don't
think that I'm ready
to hear it played again.

I understand.

I'm sorry, I thought
the mood called for it.

Mm-hmm.

Wow.
Yep.

All the kids I saved
painted it for me.

You really are something.

The way that nurse just kept
describing your empathy

and your abs.

Oh, you've got everything.

And hey, you wouldn't hog
all the covers.

Or dabble
in stand-up comedy.

Ooh, or insist I try
your IPA.

And you wouldn't
have to worry

about me stealing your fries.

Ooh, that's a big thing
for me, too.

I love my fries.

Yeah, my ex, Phillip,
would always take my fries

and all the emotional space.

And when it got hard
at the end,

he didn't want
to talk about it,

and he just wanted me
to get over it.

Sounds like my boy
Phillip forgot the ABCs

of a healthy relationship.

Hmm.
Always Be Communicating.

Why are you so great?

Okay, maybe this is crazy,

but maybe would you
want to maybe --

Keep hanging out?
Yeah.

Why stop now?

Let's see where this goes.

♪♪

See where what goes?

Monty!
What are you doing here?

Me? What the hell are you
doing here?

And who's that guy?

Hey.
Hey.

Oh, wait, whoa,
you guys know each other?

What? So all dead guys
know each other?

Did you also die
from fighting off a shark?

Yes, very messy.

What are you doing here?
I mean, I finished your obituary

a month ago, how are you back?
I have no idea.

I don't even know
where I was.

Well, we were in the middle
of something, actually,

so we're gonna just go.
No problem.

Can I just get one minute
with you, hmm?

You mind, Jesse?
Oh, no.

That's fine.
Huh?

I'm-a go see if I can
pick up a leaf.

There you go.
Really?

I mean, you don't --
Oh, gosh.

Um.

What the hell are you doing?

Wha-- We're --
We're just hanging.

Listen, he's very handsome.

He's also a doctor.

He's also dead!

Oh, looks like
you got a call.

Maybe it's reality trying
to knock some sense into you.

Oh, my God, it's 3:00.

Hey, Sam.
Finally.

I've called you
like 10 times.

Yeah. I, um --
You know, I-I got caught up.

I'm gonna need a rain check.

What?
I'm already here.

I'm sorry.
I'll make it up to you.

I promise.
Nell, the coupon expires
tonight.

You know that's
how they get you.

I --
It's just I --

No.
Tonight was supposed to be

the night of endless
pasta-bilities.

Is that Sam?

Hey, girl.

I'm on a date right now,
actually.

You are?
I mean, that's great.

W-With who? When?

Why...didn't you tell me?

Oh, well,
oh, I -- you know what?

I have to call you back.
Um, I'll talk to you later.

Bye.
Uh -- no, Nell.

No, no, no, no.

When I left you, I thought
you were in a good place.

Now you're dating a dead guy
and lying to your best friend?

I'm not lying.

Technically,
I'm on a date,

and I'd like to enjoy it
in peace, Monty.

Hey! Even though I'm dead, it
feels like I'm getting stronger!

So, what?
We're just gonna sit here

on a bench
and watch the show?

Can somebody get me
some popcorn?

Actually, I know exactly
where we can go next.

Guess what? Without even
thinking, a minute ago,

I bought us two tickets to go
whale-watching this weekend.

I didn't check the weather,

nor did I look at any reviews
of the boat place.

I wish you would have asked.

I have a conference
this weekend.

I thought you might want
to spend some time with Cricket.

Yes, but had I asked,

it wouldn't have been
spontaneous, now would it?

One sec. Um, Cricket...
Cricket: Mm-hmm?

...she's busy.

Oh, that's a shame.

But you know what?

I love whales.

We're gonna have
so much fun.

Okay.
Yeah.

Sorry, I thought
I had to sneeze.

Um, yeah,
it's not a problem.

♪♪

Hey, kid.

Oh! Buongiorno, bella!

Hi!
I am so glad you called me.

My husband's band is playing
some dive bar,

and it's like,
ugh, you're 46, Tanner,

give it up.

Don't worry, because tonight
is gonna be so much better.

You have not lived until you
have tried the Factory sauce.

Fabulous.
Right?

So, is this more
Northern Italian cuisine

or Sicilian?

It will determine
what kind of wine I order.

Uh, excuse me, cameriere?

Are you the sommelier?

I'm Dirk.
I'll be your Factory Foreman.

Uh, also, if you're planning on
ordering the chocolate molten

lava cake,
you have to tell me right now

because it takes like
30 minutes to bake.

Dirk?
I know what you're doing.

You're trying to avoid
eye contact,

and it's not gonna work.

This bread basket is empty,
so do what you gotta do.

♪♪

Thank you so much.

Okay, quick, put this bread
in your purse, okay?

I'm not gonna put
26 cents' worth of bread

into a Chanel bag.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The breadstick game
isn't for everyone.

It's --

You know, it's just something
dumb that Nell and I do.

Monty: Nell.

Nell.

Why's it so quiet in here?

It doesn't seem quiet to me.
No, it's happy hour.

There's no music playing.

I always played music
during happy hour.

I'm sure it's fine, okay?

So, can I just go back
to enjoying my hot

Dr. Jesse, please?
No, I'm serious.

My old piano is locked.

This goes against everything
that Cricket and I talked about.

I'm worried about her.

Hey, I'm sure it's fine,
okay?

Wow.

This is some date
you're on, huh?

♪♪

Why would you lie to me?
I-I'm sorry, Sam.

I was -- I am on a date.

Really?
I was.

I, uh, it's complicated.

Nell, I need you to talk
to Cricket right now.

So you're just gonna
try to make up

an excuse right here,
right now?

No --
Perfect.

No, I really do still want to go
to the Fettuccine Factory.

Nell, would you please
just focus, please?

Well, we can't because

it's too late now.
Nell, as your date

and your doctor...
Answer me, I am right here.

-You know it's too late.
-Please try to focus.

-No.
-It's already over.

-Hello?
-Can't hear me.

Sam! Sam!

I'm sorry.

I -- Ugh, you just wouldn't
understand, okay?

So I just need
a minute, please.

Oh,
I wouldn't understand?

And you need a minute?
You can take a minute.

You can take all the minutes
you need, alright?

I actually just came here
for some wine to go.

So, there's the wine.

I'm gonna take it,
and I'm gonna go.

I was trying to explain.
Nell, Nell. Please.

I know Sam is important,

but what if
I suddenly disappear?

Okay, Monty.

Just be two minutes.

Cricket, could I talk to you
for a second?

Sure thing.
What's going on?

Ask her why
the piano is locked

and why there is no music
for happy hour?

So, um, you know, just based
off of everything I know

about you and Monty,
I guess --

I guess I'm just surprised
that there's no music in here.

You know, I-I noticed
that Monty's piano is locked,

and, uh, I just --

I-I don't know if that's
what he would have wanted.

You know, we did promise
each other

that I would hire
the cute guy

that plays piano
at Neiman Marcus to replace him,

and that I would slowly fall
in love with him.

Oh.
That part was a joke.

Make sure that she remembers
that that was a joke.

So, why haven't you?

Music was everything to Monty,
and I just feel if I let someone

take over his piano,
then it really is goodbye.

And I just don't know
if I'm ready for that yet.

Well, tell her that
if someone else plays my piano,

she can hear me
in the music.

You know,
I-I just wonder,

maybe if someone else
plays the piano,

you'll hear him
in the music.

Girl, that is a lyric
in one of his songs.

Yeah?
Yeah.

You know, sometimes, I-I feel
like he's still here with me.

Mm.
Yeah.

This is one of those moments.

Listen to me, you can't
keep ignoring

what you're going through.

You -- You need to deal
with it.

Cricket --
Nell, n-no,

I'm not talking to Cricket now.

I'm talking to you, kiddo.

You can't keep avoiding
everything you're going through.

You need to deal with it.

How long are you gonna pretend
that everything's fine?

I clearly know that not
everything is fine.

Look, if you don't talk
to someone about it,

it's only gonna get harder.

I mean, wouldn't you want
to stick around

with Cricket if you could?

Well, of course I would.

But I can't, because it's not
what's best for her,

and this is not
what's best for you.

I know you're hurting over
everything that happened

with your fiancé,

but you're never gonna
get over that pain

if you keep distracting
yourself from it.

Oh, but what
a distraction he was.

Okay.

Hey.

I'm sorry that I snapped
at you earlier.

If you want to play the piano,
you can.

In fact, I'd love
it if you did.

That would be spontaneous,
now, wouldn't it?

Yes. Yes, it would.

Hey, Charlotte,
listen to this.

Babe, this is our song!

♪♪

We closed a lot of bars.

Oh.

♪♪

Today was amazing.

I really needed to meet you.

Nell, I loved every second
of our adventure together.

Now it's time to go on
to the next one.

I got to live
a really full life.

I got to take risks,
face my fears, fight a shark.

I just want you
to do the same.

Not the shark thing,
though, right?

No, yeah, I wouldn't
recommend that.

You really are
an amazing person, Nell.

The best is still
ahead of you.

Don't forget that.

Thank you for coming
into my life, Jesse, but --

I get it.

♪♪

God, I wish I felt that.

♪♪

Should I press "send"
on the obituary now?

Yeah, it's time.
Yeah.

But, hey, if you see
any loose

Tootsie Pop wrappers
floating around, that's me

saying wassup.

Okay.

♪♪

I didn't even get to see
one of his abs.

♪♪

Why extend an olive branch when
you can extend a breadstick?

I didn't lie to you.

I really met someone,
and I was on a date.

And I just got distracted,
because --

oh, because for
the first time in a while,

I wasn't thinking about
what happened with Phillip.

You know? And -- And I liked
being distracted,

and I didn't want
to give that up.

You know, we don't have
to talk about the breakup.

No, it's --
it's more than that.

Yeah.

I guess I've just been avoiding
it because it's, um, a lot.

You know you can tell me
anything, right?

Mm-hmm.

I had a miscarriage, Sam.

Phillip and I got pregnant,

and, um, it happened
before I could tell anybody,

and now I...

I just don't know
how to tell anyone.

I am so sorry, baby.

No, I just --
I really wanted it, Sam.

I know.

After it happened,
Phillip wanted to move on,

and he said
that I was dwelling on it,

and everybody was so excited
for the wedding.

And, uh, I-I just thought
if I didn't think about it,

it would go away.

And I thought I was
keeping it a secret,

but the secret
was keeping me.

I'm so glad that you finally
shared this with me, okay?

Because you are not alone
anymore, because you have me.

Alright?
Come here, please.

Oh. I love you.

I love you, too.

Okay, let's vow that
from this day forward...

Okay.

...we will tell each other
everything.

I'm working on it.

But this is a good start.

It's a really good start.
Yeah.

Now, I have a kilo
of Factory sauce in my purse.

Can I go get that now,
please?

100%. Go get it.

Okay.
I'll be right back.

♪♪

Wassup, Tootsie Pop?

Ooh!

Okay, so we got
some of that factory sauce

in the right pocket.

You know that's not sanitary,
though, right?

No, it's just fine,
alright?

Here we go.

Wait. The date.

What was that?
What was that about?

He was so hot,
and he was a doctor.

Mm?
But turns out,

he ghosted me.

♪♪

Psst!

This is your
30-minute warning

to get the chocolate
lava thingie going.

I will fill my time
with breadsticks.

,
Dirk.

Ma'am, I'm sorry,
but if you're dining solo,

I can't accept
the BOGO coupon.

You need two
to get the one.

Look, I will pay you $1,000
to join me so that I can BOGO.

♪♪

You wanna hold hands?

Oh, you're better than that,
Dirk.