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Tyrell thought maybe
you would like
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to take his place
on the food truck.
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I'm interested.
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Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...
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Mr. Cutler fired me.
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He said if I couldn't control
my talent,
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then he would hire
someone who could.
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You were the only good thing
about this last year.
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You were for me, too.
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Hey, maybe we could
do dinner
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sometime with Theo,
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whenever you're ready to
introduce him to Anna.
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I don't think that's gonna be
happening anytime soon.
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You guys
have a great dinner.
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Eddie, wait.
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Dr. Jessica said
I have to let go
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of the things I can't control
and try to forgive myself.
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She also said that I have
to stop being the person
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that starts every sentence
with "Dr. Jessica said."
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Your dad has been having
some memory problems.
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I might have maybe forgotten
it was her birthday.
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I think you need
to get your dad checked out.
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See that curb over there?
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That's where I picked you up
after you were born.
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In my Continental Coupe.
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Worked my butt off to make sure
I brought you home in style.
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'Course we didn't have
baby seats in those days.
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Your mom just sat in the back
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and held you in her arms
the whole way home.
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It's a wonder
Generation X even exists.
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January 17, 1978.
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Dad, my birthday's
January 15th.
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And we took you home from the
hospital exactly two days later.
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I get it.
I get it.
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You remember all the details.
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Which is why I didn't need
to pass that cognitive test
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to tell me
I am perfectly fine.
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You passed with
a 7 out of 10.
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If I brought home 70%
on a test in high school
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you would have grounded me
for a week.
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Besides, the doctor says
we won't know anything for sure
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until we get the MRI.
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I'm telling you right now,
I'm not getting an MRI.
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But, Pop--
Just give me
the parking ticket.
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I thought I had it.
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Maybe we need to be worried
about your memory issues.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, buddy.
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Back it up.
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Sorry, my son seems
to have forgotten
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where he put our ticket.
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If you don't have your ticket,
you gotta pay for the full day.
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$20.
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We were only here
for 45 minutes.
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That's $2,
and even that's robbery.
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I'm sorry, sir, but if you
don't have your ticket...
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Call my doctor.
He'll tell you.
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...it'll be $20.
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Let me speak to
your supervisor.
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Okay, I'll go get him.
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20 bucks.
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Hey, I got it, Pop.
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Don't you dare give him
that money.
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I'm telling you,
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if you don't open your
stupid gate right now... Dad.
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...I'm gonna drive
right through it.
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Oh, no.
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Dad, what are you doing?!
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Hey, good thing you saved us
20 bucks, Pop.
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We can put it towards
$500 worth of tires.
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Oh.
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Here it is.
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Hey, beautiful.
I'm home.
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Finally.
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What took you so long?
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Uh, traffic on Beacon
was terrible.
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Mm. God, you were killing me
with your texts today.
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Meetra kept asking me
why I was blushing.
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Are we-- Are we--
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Are we good?
Yeah.
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It's Wednesday. Eddie and Theo
- left for dinner 10 minutes ago.
- Oh.
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You know how Theo loves his
all-you-can-eat breadsticks.
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What about the couch?
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We do some of our
best work there.
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Yeah, we sure do.
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We're back!
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Ah, T. Hey!
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Uh...
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That-- Th-- Th--
That was fast.
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Yeah, we decided to
just get takeout
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and keep working on
our miniature skate park.
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Hey, I'll be right back.
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I can't build on a full bladder.
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Greta,
I got you extra spicy.
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That's your favorite, right?
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Sure is.
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Well, prepare to get messy.
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Already was.
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Oh...
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I'm interrupting.
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We just thought we had
a little more time.
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I am so sorry.
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Should we go?
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- Yes.
- No.
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No, it's-- it's fine.
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I have been coming over here
a lot lately, haven't I?
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Just the last five nights.
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Oh, God.
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I'm the house guest
that never leaves.
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You're going through
a tough time with Anna,
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and the breakup...
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Look, you're welcome here anytime.
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Right, Greta?
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Of course, yeah. Right.
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Just maybe not all the time.
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So are we using
the instructions,
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or are we going rogue
this time?
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Actually, I am gonna take
my mac n cheese to go.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Mov'n is going into surge
pricing, I gotta take advantage.
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- Love you, pal.
- Okay.
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Tomorrow night, then?
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Uh, actually, you know what?
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Let's just play that by ear.
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Okay. Bye, Dad.
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So, how are you at Legos?
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I'll get us set up.
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Oh. Ah.
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Morning sickness
is back, huh?
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I mean, um, uh,
hyperemesis gravidarum,
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which is strangely
not a Harry Potter spell.
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No, but it is a curse.
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I totally duped myself into
thinking I was getting better
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over the last few weeks,
and then this morning?
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Boom.
I'm so sorry.
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I tell you what--
I'll go to the store,
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I'll get you
whatever you want
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as soon as I get some of this
gravidarum cleaned up
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off the floor here.
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Oh, boy! Never mind.
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Colin-- he's gonna
do the job for us,
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and that's gonna give me
some hyperemesis gravidarum.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Maybe that's something
you can discuss today
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in your therapy session
with Dr. Jessica
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and not with me...
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right now.
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Know your audience.
Got it. Check.
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I'm sorry.
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All I can keep down
is bubbly water and Ensure,
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and of course
this is happening
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when I'm trying to bank as
many episodes as I can at work.
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How many episodes does your boss
expect you to bank?
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I don't know,
but based on the fact
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that Mr. Cutler's golden boy,
"Colton Cutler,"
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hasn't even
acknowledged my pregnancy,
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I'm guessing he and his dad
want me to be off the air
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for as short a time
as possible.
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Aaand rather than ask him outright,
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you're just gonna wing it?
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Yep.
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I'm happy to avoid
talking to him altogether.
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And not just because his
natural musk makes me ill.
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You know I love it when you
make fun of anybody, really,
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so I hesitate
to put this out there,
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but
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I did meet him,
and he seemed harmless enough.
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Don't fall for it.
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He acts all nice, but he has had
it in for me ever since he said
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that he thinks that "cancel
culture is ruining our country,"
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and I said, "That is
grossly oversimplifying
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a complex issue."
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If I remember correctly, you
actually called him a simpleton.
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Oh, yeah.
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I gotta go.
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Oh, road dog.
Oh, God, yes.
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Thank you.
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You're the best.
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Please tell Dr. Jessica
I said that
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to make up for all the horrible
things that I've done to you.
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Will do. Okay.
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Mm--
Ooh.
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What?
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Did you brush
your teeth today?
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Yes.
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Mnh.
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Which is bad?
That's bad?
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It's just-- I can smell
your toothpaste from here,
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so I'm gonna go.
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Love you, too.
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Wow. If she had smelled
the everything bagel I had
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before I brushed,
you would've gotten seconds.
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That's on me.
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Oh, what do we have here?
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Those are dog biscuits!
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Not bad.
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It comes free
with any sandwich.
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And you get a sandwich?
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Well, Sophie and I
have been parking the truck
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down by this new dog park
in Roxbury.
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Baby,
business has been crazy.
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That's a rough neighborhood,
isn't it?
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Yeah, it's rough,
and now "ruff"!
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Never been more
in love with you.
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You better be talking
to your wife.
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Don't worry, Pop.
She's right here.
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When's my car
gonna be ready?
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It's been three days.
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You're talking about
vintage white wall tires.
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It might take a minute
to track 'em down.
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Oh. I forgot to tell you.
The-- The garage called.
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His tires are in.
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What'd you say?
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No, no, no.
That-- That was Gina.
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She was just--
just letting me know
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that she had heard
from the garage today.
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They were saying that your tires
were on backorder.
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Could take a couple of weeks.
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A couple of weeks?!
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I don't have any food
in the house.
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I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna come by in a bit,
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take you to the store.
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Fine.
Don't keep me waiting.
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Okay, bye.
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You wanna tell me why
you're lying to your father?
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I don't think it's safe for him
to be driving right now.
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At least not until
he's had that MRI
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and we know exactly
what's going on with him.
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You know, I-I was talking
to Delilah,
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and she was saying
with her dad's dementia,
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she waited too long,
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until he accidentally
ran a red light,
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came this close
to hitting a school bus.
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God forbid that my dad
hurt himself or anybody else.
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No, I get it.
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And I think you need to have
an honest conversation with him
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about that.
I can't.
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You-- You know how some kids
find their dad's Playboys
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hidden under his bed?
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My dad hid his own
magazines, too,
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except they were called
Car and Driver.
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He didn't want me and Omar
bending the pages.
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I'm gonna need
some hardcore proof
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before I even think
about dropping that bomb.
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My compliments to the chef, though.
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Mm.
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Who's married to a man
who eats dog biscuits. Mm.
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♪ Regina's making
pastrami sammies ♪
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♪ They're my all-time
favorite kind ♪
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♪ All that
salty cured meat! ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's sublime!
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♪ Regina's pastramiiii!
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♪ Don't know what rhymes
with pastrami! ♪
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♪ Gotta get
some pastramiiii! ♪
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♪ It's just diviiiine!
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00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,996
Ow!
257
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,432
Thank you.
258
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,999
All right, I hate to break up
the jam sesh,
259
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,000
but these people gotta eat.
260
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,654
Coming, boss!
261
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:12,655
Thank you.
262
00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,266
All right.
263
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,485
No, no.
264
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,139
Half's yours.
265
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,357
No, not...
266
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,663
Just take it.
267
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,925
Thank you.
268
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,797
- I'll see you again tomorrow?
- You know it.
269
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,537
Thanks, Soph.
270
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,117
Good morning.
271
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,771
Maggie.
272
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:42,946
Hi.
273
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:46,210
So, our favorite person,
"Colton Cutler,"
274
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,385
wants to see you.
275
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,039
It seems serious.
276
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,867
He's wearing even
more cologne than usual.
277
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,869
Oh, great.
278
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,002
I guess he wanted to be
extra fragrant
279
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,526
for the maternity leave talk
we've been avoiding. Ohh.
280
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:58,527
Right.
281
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,660
Okay,
um, keep me posted?
282
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,183
Yeah.
283
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,407
Maggie, come on in.
284
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:10,539
How you feeling?
285
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,845
Good. Great.
286
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:14,369
How far along are you now,
uh, seven months?
287
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,025
Uh...
288
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,679
more like, um,
seven and a half.
289
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,552
Great.
290
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,380
Well, I wanted to...
291
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:29,732
Yeah, finally discuss
the baby elephant in the room.
292
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,908
...give you this.
293
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,083
Oh.
294
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,868
W--
295
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,739
You didn't have to do that.
296
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,263
This is so...
297
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,700
Is this a soda machine?
298
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,918
I heard you telling Claudia
299
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,528
you can only keep down
bubbly water.
300
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,443
So, more a gift
for you than baby.
301
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,272
Wow.
302
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:51,580
That is so nice.
303
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,234
Yeah, what is it
you wanted to discuss?
304
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,626
Uh, the baby elephant?
305
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,585
Oh, right. Um...
306
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:59,762
yeah, I wanted to find out
how many episodes
307
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:03,200
you wanted me to bank
before you-know-who arrives.
308
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:07,378
Yeah, uh, let me think about
that and I'll get back to you.
309
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,771
Soon.
310
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,643
Okay. Wow.
311
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:12,775
You got that?
Yeah.
312
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,124
Okay.
313
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,954
Oh, there's little
flavor packets
314
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,956
in case you want
some citrus essence.
315
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,437
I-I read that that can help
with the nausea.
316
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:25,483
Yeah, it really does.
317
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,790
Thank you, Colton Cutler.
318
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,792
Have a good show!
Yeah.
319
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,405
Hey, uh, is Sophie around?
320
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,580
She went to the store.
321
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,799
Can I help you
with something?
322
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:40,237
I figured out what rhymes
with pastrami--
323
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,326
the second best
deli meat, salami.
324
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,589
And origami.
325
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,983
But those lyrics would be
a bit weird without context.
326
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:53,294
Uh, yeah, I'll--
I'll be sure to tell her.
327
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,687
Okay. Thanks. Yeah.
328
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:07,699
Uh, she's been there for me
in such an amazing way
329
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:11,442
through my final rounds of chemo
and losing my dad,
330
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,183
and
I'm trying to help Maggie
331
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,576
through this pregnancy,
332
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,797
but it just feels like
I'm stepping on booby traps.
333
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,711
There's a lactation joke
in there somewhere,
334
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,626
Dr. Jessica:
I just--
I-I can't summon it.
335
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,368
Haha! 10 points for me.
336
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,022
Okay, Gary,
we do not keep score.
337
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,981
We don't.
338
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,199
I do.
339
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,549
Pregnancy, especially
first pregnancies,
340
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,422
can be
a huge identity shift.
341
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,033
I can't believe
I don't know this.
342
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,861
Are you a parent?
343
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,211
You pay me way too much per hour
to talk about myself.
344
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,822
Damn.
345
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,128
You're good.
Mm-hmm.
346
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:48,697
Okay, well, it sounds like
Maggie's spiraling a bit
347
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,873
and maybe taking it out
on her safe person?
348
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,570
Mm-hmm.
349
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,878
And supporting her might look
less like trying to make it okay
350
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,751
and more like encouraging her
through the rough parts.
351
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,014
How do I do that?
352
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,755
One way could be
reminding her of who she is.
353
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,062
Her strength, her power.
354
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,455
Oh. Hm.
Mm-hmm.
355
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,764
Okay, well, looks like
my next client is here.
356
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,983
What do you think--
should I tell them?
357
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,072
Tell them what?
358
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,595
That I'm your favorite.
359
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,253
Hey, bro.
360
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,907
Hey. Greta.
361
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,039
Come on in.
362
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,605
What are you doing here?
363
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,173
Oh, I-I do
house calls now.
364
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,522
I heard somebody
at this residence
365
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:34,569
would like a dolphin tattooed
on their lower back?
366
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,441
I think that might clash
with my monarch butterfly,
367
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,617
but, uh, since you came
all this way,
368
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,402
the least I can do
is offer you a lemonade.
369
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,360
Sure.
370
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,407
And while I drink it,
I will apologize for last night.
371
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,845
Oh, it's okay.
372
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,456
You know, I'm always
happy to take Theo
373
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,588
for more than
my allotted time
374
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,850
if you two
ever want to be alone.
375
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:58,506
Thanks, but what I said,
it-- it wasn't cool.
376
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,379
Did Katherine guilt-trip you
into coming over here?
377
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,425
Oh, my God, she totally
guilt-tripped me.
378
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,254
The key in that situation
is to avoid all eye contact.
379
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,952
The second you look her
in the eye, she owns you.
380
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,214
Excellent tip.
381
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,434
It doesn't change the fact
that she's right.
382
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,436
I think I've been hiding out
over at you guys' place
383
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,961
because, well, I'm not
very good at being alone.
384
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,658
Well, who says
you have to be alone?
385
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,791
I mean, Bex down
at Strobe Lights
386
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,141
is a huge Red Ferns fan.
387
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,838
Mm.
388
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,492
No fans.
389
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,842
No, I want someone to like me
for who I am now.
390
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:34,324
Not some guy I used to be.
391
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,979
But
check this out.
392
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,677
Oh, I'm intrigued.
393
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:41,984
What do you think?
394
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,159
A dating profile.
395
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,160
Too soon?
396
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,161
Uh, I don't know.
397
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,684
I'm the wrong person to ask.
398
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,295
I mean, Julia and I
were separated for like
399
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,993
five minutes when Katherine
walked into my gin joint.
400
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,865
And that got
a little sticky.
401
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,781
Yeah, but you guys make it
look so easy now.
402
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,958
That's what I want--
something simple.
403
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,091
Without all the drama
and involuntary manslaughter.
404
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,443
But I just don't really know
what I'm doing here.
405
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,838
I mean, "Recently divorced
Mov'n driver
406
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,666
with a substance abuse
problem."
407
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,538
Hey. "Five star
recently divorced
408
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,802
Mov'n driver with
a substance abuse problem."
409
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:21,850
I just don't know if I'm really
what women are looking for.
410
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:25,549
Well, lucky for you,
your ex-wife's girlfriend
411
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,204
knows exactly what
women are looking for.
412
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,206
All right, give me this.
413
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,124
Did you make
a grocery list?
414
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,908
I don't need one.
415
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,562
I'm on the seafood diet.
416
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:42,175
I see food and I eat it.
417
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,177
Glad you still remembered
that joke.
418
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,395
- Hmm?
- Hmm?
419
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,049
Nothing.
420
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,572
Hey, son, I'm gonna need you
421
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,748
to make a right
at the next corner.
422
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,054
I thought we were going
to the grocery store.
423
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:56,189
We are, but first I gotta
talk to my guy, Larry.
424
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,191
Larry?
Who's Larry?
425
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,409
He's a Lexus dealer.
426
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,324
He's about to sell me
my new car.
427
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,717
A new car?
428
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,371
Wh-- What are you
talking about, Dad?
429
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,243
I'm tired of waiting on that old
junker to come out of the shop.
430
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,071
I got a credit score
in the 800s,
431
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:13,554
a pension I can barely spend,
and exactly zero grandkids.
432
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,339
I'm buying a car.
433
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,088
Do you know that Joseph
once met Joni Mitchell?
434
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,176
Oh, yeah?
435
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,265
Yeah, she was
at some outdoor cafe
436
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:32,225
and he played one of her songs
for her on his harmonica.
437
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,531
Wow, cool.
438
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,881
Almost too cool.
439
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,448
What do you mean?
440
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,799
Just, maybe take what he says
with a grain of salt.
441
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,932
You've been spending a lot
of time with him,
442
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,717
but we don't really
know him all that well.
443
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,372
So, do you want--
444
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,808
What, you want me
to stop playing with him?
445
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,072
I know I said you guys
could busk that first day,
446
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,510
but now I need you to focus
on working on the truck.
447
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,209
Yeah, okay.
448
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,297
Yeah, of course.
You're right.
449
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,125
Thank you.
450
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,655
Who would play you
in the biopic of your life?
451
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,266
Jake Gyllenhaal.
452
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,095
Wow,
you had that at the ready.
453
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,835
"Read the Book"
or "Seen the Movie"?
454
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,315
"Read the Book."
455
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,664
Seriously?
456
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,013
I've never seen you
read anything
457
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,798
besides the back
of a cereal box.
458
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,408
"Seen the Movie."
459
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,018
All right,
questions are done,
460
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,846
now we just need
a profile pic.
461
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,109
I actually got a couple
of cute ones
462
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,023
of you and Theo
the other night.
463
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,721
Um.
464
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,289
What about this?
465
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,681
I mean, it's nice.
It's handsome.
466
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,031
But you can't see the chair.
467
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,338
So?
468
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,340
So...
469
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,647
I mean, I don't want her
showing up to our first date
470
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,039
seeing that I'm in a chair
471
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:51,042
and thinking I'm, like,
catfishing her or something.
472
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,522
Oh, wow.
473
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,176
I-I-I never thought of that.
474
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,960
Well, I have to.
475
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:02,271
Anyone who shows up and has
a problem with your chair,
476
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,056
they'll have canceled themselves
in the first five seconds.
477
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,668
I am pretty comfortable
with myself in this thing,
478
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:12,194
but waiting to see
if she is, too...
479
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,196
it sort of sounds
like torture.
480
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,067
On the other hand, you know,
481
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,895
say I do put the chair
in the picture
482
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:20,376
and no one even
gives me a chance.
483
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,901
Everyone on this app
is hiding who they really are.
484
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:27,035
I mean, that's why
they make padded bras.
485
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,908
But you can do
whatever you want here.
486
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:34,564
I mean,
it's totally your call.
487
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,219
Do you have one with me
in the chair?
488
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,482
Right here.
489
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,180
Let's go with that one.
490
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,921
If it's a dealbreaker,
they swipe left and move on.
491
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,401
You got it.
492
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,715
I love her, but it's
starting to feel like
493
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,934
maybe I'm more committed
to us than she is.
494
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,588
Mm-hmm.
495
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,068
It's so bad,
I'm too embarrassed
496
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,026
to talk to my friends about it,
497
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,028
but she still
doesn't seem to care...
498
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,204
What took you so long?
499
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,379
I had to go to the pharmacy
to get them.
500
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,771
I thought you said
they didn't work anyway?
501
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,120
They don't, but it's worse
without them.
502
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,861
Okay.
503
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:14,256
Well, Roger, I think
the question here
504
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,520
is not why your girlfriend
is bringing home...
505
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,783
peanuts...
506
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,787
...when...
507
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,442
she knows
that it could send you
508
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,270
into anaphylactic shock,
509
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:33,319
but how you'll respond when
she arrives home with the--
510
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,105
with the...
511
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,628
peanu--
512
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,415
Well, how do you think
I should respond? Gary: You're--
513
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,764
- You're okay.
- Ugh.
514
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,421
Dr. Bloom?
515
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,640
A-Are you there?
516
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,946
Uh.
517
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,992
Uh, h-hi--
518
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,733
Uh. Hi. Sorry.
519
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:57,821
Sorry Dr. Bloom
had to, uh,
520
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,607
step out for just a--
a moment.
521
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,522
My name is-- is Gary.
522
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:04,698
Um.
523
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,309
M--
524
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,833
Maybe I-I can help you. Maybe.
525
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,794
At this point,
I'm at a total loss.
526
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,186
I have so much invested.
527
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,187
I don't know what to do.
528
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,798
Whoa.
529
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:20,975
Uh, okay, Roger, well,
remember, I'm just a guy--
530
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,759
I am not a therapist,
531
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:25,327
but if she is knowingly
bringing something
532
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,590
that can kill you
into the home?
533
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,027
Rodge. Ya gotta bounce.
534
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:32,291
Ugh. Bounce?
535
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,335
You really think so?
536
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,945
Without question,
my dude.
537
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:37,600
Oh, man. Thank you, Gary.
And you're so right.
538
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,124
I-I gotta break up with her,
'cause it's insane, right?
539
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:42,431
Absolutely.
Certifiably cray.
540
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:45,042
Oh, no.
541
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,827
All right.
Uh. Good luck to Roger. I gotta get back.
542
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,872
Uh, now what do we do?
543
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,700
We take, like, a break?
544
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,049
Oh...
You know what?
545
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:53,660
Let's take--
Let's take one more call.
546
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,226
Who--
Who do we got waiting?
547
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:57,054
We have Sarah
from Bayview.
548
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,404
Claudia!
549
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,797
Sarah from Bayview.
550
00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,233
Hope this
isn't about peanuts.
551
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,545
So much bare skin.
552
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,982
I'm like da Vinci looking
at a blank canvas.
553
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,070
Oh, look at this.
I have a match.
554
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,724
Ooh, very pretty.
555
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,335
Oh, and judging by the
Nat King Cole poster,
556
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,727
she's got
good taste in music,
557
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,076
so she's probably never heard
of the Red Ferns.
558
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,078
Hey, we had a few hits, okay?
559
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,558
Wow.
560
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,821
She liked the photo of me
in the wheelchair.
561
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,257
There you go.[ Chuckling ] Okay.
562
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,563
So what do I do now?
563
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,652
You send her a picture
of what you're packing.
564
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,524
- Seriously?
- No.
565
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:32,916
No one needs to see
what you're packing,
566
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,527
unless your name is Marie Kondo,
and in that case,
567
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,007
like, congratulations
on sparking a movement.
568
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,487
Oh, she wants to meet
this afternoon.
569
00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:39,488
Ooh.
570
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,490
Well, my work here is done.
571
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,277
What's going on
under the hood?
572
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:51,761
416 horsepower,
with a twin turbo V6 engine.
573
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,763
Look at the sunroof.
574
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,765
More like
a moon-stars-and-sun-roof
575
00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:58,289
with everything
you can see out of it.
576
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,596
And because of the glass roof's
unique design,
577
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:03,033
it provides a larger opening
and more interior headroom
578
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,948
than a conventional roof.
579
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:07,124
Well, I'm sold.
580
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,387
That's great.
581
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,432
Let's go get started
on the paperwork.
582
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,956
Hey, Larry. Larry?
583
00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,305
You mind giving my dad and I
a minute?
584
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,959
Of course.
585
00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,441
Dad, you are not buying
a car today.
586
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,747
Oh, really?
587
00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,009
And why is that?
588
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:24,577
'Cause the truth is--
589
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,753
My car's been ready
since 9:00 a.m.?
590
00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:28,102
You knew?
591
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,756
After I got off the phone
with you,
592
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:32,454
I called the garage to complain
about why it was taking so long.
593
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,064
Yeah, of course you did.
594
00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:36,153
You wanna tell me
why you lied to me?
595
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:38,765
'Cause
I don't want you driving.
596
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,157
Not until we get that MRI.
597
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:42,333
I'm telling you, there's
nothing wrong with me.
598
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,335
Yeah, tell that
to the parking lot guy
599
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:48,557
who watched you blow not one,
not two, but all four tires.
600
00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:51,299
The only reason I forgot
my car was in reverse
601
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:53,954
was because that guy
was being a complete ass.
602
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,303
I've been driving
for 60 years
603
00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:58,088
and haven't had so much
as a speeding ticket.
604
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,264
I'm sorry, Pop.
605
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:01,527
It is too risky.
606
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,659
What if you hurt yourself--
or someone else?
607
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,356
Tell you what--
608
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,271
give me a road test.
609
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,577
What? You mean, like--
610
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,971
Let's go get my car
and we'll do a road test.
611
00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:12,581
If I so much
as roll a stop sign,
612
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:14,453
I'll give you my keys,
613
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,845
but if I don't make
any mistakes,
614
00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:18,413
you cease and desist.
615
00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,895
So, do we have a deal?
616
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:24,375
We have a deal.
617
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:34,995
I don't know, Janet.
618
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:37,127
I mean, maybe this is him
619
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:38,389
taking it out
on his safe person,
620
00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:40,391
which is what
my therapist would say--
621
00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:42,393
shout out
Dr. Jessica Bruno!
622
00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:44,047
'Sup?
623
00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:46,615
But I feel like this
is something else.
624
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:50,619
So, uh, I'm gonna say
ya gotta bounce.
625
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:53,404
And I'm proud to announce that,
uh, it is my turn to bounce,
626
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:55,668
because we are all
back in the room
627
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:59,889
with an actual professional,
Dr. Bloom!
628
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,674
Okay.
Sorry, everyone.
629
00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:05,895
I had to step away,
but I am back.
630
00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:07,854
We have Allison
from Newton.
631
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:10,247
Hi, Dr. Bloom.
Big fan. Aww, thank you.
632
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,902
But this is actually
more of a Gary question.
633
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,471
Okay.
634
00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:20,562
Dr. Bloom?
635
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,389
Hello?
636
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:24,914
Here he comes.
637
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,527
Uh.
638
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:32,095
Uh... hi.
639
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,577
It's Gare on the Air.
640
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,452
The zucchinis were iffy,
641
00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:43,280
so we're just sticking
with bell pepper.
642
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,461
Uh, Soph, did you empty the cash
into the safe already?
643
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:52,028
Uh, no.
644
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:54,117
I didn't think I was supposed to
until after the dinner rush.
645
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,772
Yeah, that's right.
You're not.
646
00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:58,469
Eh...
647
00:25:58,469 --> 00:25:59,862
Oh, my God.
648
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,603
We've been robbed.
649
00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:13,920
So, I just counted it,
so I know there's $1,236.
650
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,617
And was the drawer locked?
651
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,924
No, but one of us was on
the truck the entire time.
652
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:19,795
Uh, actually,
I did leave.
653
00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:21,318
You did?
654
00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,059
Morgan was dropping off flyers
for our show,
655
00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,061
and I put them in my car.
656
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,411
Unfortunately,
it doesn't take long,
657
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,978
especially if you have
someone casing your truck.
658
00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:30,676
Any idea
who could've taken it?
659
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,202
Actually, there was someone
hanging around here earlier.
660
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,161
Well, yeah, but that
was this morning.
661
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:40,424
I mean,
it could've been anybody.
662
00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:41,643
Okay.
663
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,514
Do you have
security video?
664
00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:45,821
No.
665
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:48,345
Look, the truth is,
without video,
666
00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:49,956
we're probably not gonna catch
whoever took your money.
667
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:52,611
But if I were you...
668
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:56,092
...I'd find another neighborhood
to park your truck.
669
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:58,094
Will do.
670
00:26:58,094 --> 00:26:59,835
I'll bring the report by later
for your insurance company.
671
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,185
Thank you.
672
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,106
So, how'd you
get to Boston?
673
00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:13,196
Uh, my boyfriend and I had a
very mature and boring breakup.
674
00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:14,676
Mm.
I wanted a change,
675
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:18,462
and my company has offices
in Boston and Lebanon.
676
00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:20,551
I'm allergic to pistachios,
so here I am.
677
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,770
Okay.
678
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,206
First move
since college.
679
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,034
Wow. And where
did you go to school?
680
00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:26,906
The Bay Area.
681
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:31,040
So, Stanford or Berkeley?
682
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,042
Well, both, actually.
683
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,697
I-I got my undergrad and masters
at Stanford,
684
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,786
and then my PhD at Berkeley.
685
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,396
Wow.
That is impressive.
686
00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:41,703
Which is why I say
"The Bay Area."
687
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,705
It actually freaks
a lot of guys out.
688
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:47,709
And by guys, I obviously
mean little bitches.
689
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,145
Well, in their defense,
690
00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:52,235
I can see how meeting
someone beautiful and smart
691
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,237
could be a little terrifying.
692
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,717
Where did you go to school?
693
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,720
Uh, I did a few semesters
at Sanborn College,
694
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,331
then my band hit
it kind of big.
695
00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:02,506
Oh.
We went on tour,
696
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:03,899
and then for
the next decade,
697
00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:07,686
I studied the effects
of alcohol on brain chemistry.
698
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,600
- Mm.
- Got an honorary PhD
in that.
699
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,080
Impressive.
700
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,560
And what do you do now?
701
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:17,260
I'm a driver for Mov'n.
702
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,698
And how does that work
with your chair?
703
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,223
Oh, well, I have
a retrofitted mini van.
704
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:25,225
It has room for
four passengers.
705
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:27,749
My ex-boyfriend actually had one
of those big conversion vans,
706
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,446
you know, with the
chair lift on the side.
707
00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:30,883
Oh, yeah?
708
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:33,189
Yeah, got surprisingly
great gas mileage.
709
00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:34,930
Huh.
710
00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:36,758
Yeah.
I need to look into that.
711
00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:41,632
Whoa.
712
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:43,286
Two flavor cartridges?
713
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:46,289
Now, this-- this thing's got
all the bells and whistles.
714
00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:48,117
Yeah, well, it's probably
gonna be a parting gift
715
00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:51,947
once Colton Cutler's Daddy
hears about that show.
716
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,427
Maggie.
717
00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:57,257
Listen, that was,
uh, awesome.
718
00:28:57,257 --> 00:28:58,475
Gary.
719
00:28:58,475 --> 00:29:00,390
Gare on the Air?
720
00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:01,783
Loved it.
721
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,264
Huh. Thanks.
722
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:07,484
Well, that's-- that's gotta be
good, right?
723
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,791
Gare on the Air...[ Sighs ] No.
724
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:13,664
That is not good.
That is so annoying.
725
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,231
I mean,
you take over my show
726
00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:16,319
and make a total joke
out of it, and what?
727
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,060
Now he likes it?
728
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,801
That guy has never said
one complimentary thing
729
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,237
about my show before, ever.
730
00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:22,804
Hey, I'm so sorry.
731
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,588
I-I didn't mean to make a joke
of your show. No.
732
00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:25,981
I-I just--
I didn't know what to do.
733
00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:27,591
No, I know--
I know you didn't,
734
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:30,769
and I know that I am being,
as you said, "certifiably cray,"
735
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,075
but...
736
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:35,512
what if I never
get back to myself?
737
00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:39,386
What if-- What if I'm sick
all the way until I give birth?
738
00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:43,477
What if I can't
bank enough episodes?
739
00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:46,523
I-I just feel--
I feel so out of control.
740
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,353
What if I have to step away
741
00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:53,704
and I lose everything that
I've worked so hard for?
742
00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:10,373
Why don't you take a look
at that poster out there?
743
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:17,293
Not only
are you smoking hot...
744
00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,861
...but, uh, that's--
745
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:23,386
that's "In the Room
with Dr. Bloom."
746
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,214
Guess who built that.
747
00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,868
You did.
748
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:31,612
Please, don't forget
how much power you have.
749
00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,223
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
750
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:39,402
Or, maybe, instead of
worrying about Colton Cutler
751
00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:42,057
and his dad want you to do,
you just--
752
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:45,234
you just go tell him
exactly what you want to do.
753
00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:47,758
Wow.
754
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,413
That's not bad, Dr. Mendez.
755
00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:51,762
Really?
756
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:53,852
Yeah.
757
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,071
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
758
00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:56,898
Oh.
Aww.
759
00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:59,988
Ooh.
760
00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:02,382
Um, did you have
an everything bagel today?
761
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:04,950
I did.
762
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:11,739
Okay, Mario Andretti,
763
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:14,350
we can hit the road
whenever you like.
764
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:17,614
I'm not even starting this car
until you buckle your seat belt.
765
00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:20,487
Okay.
766
00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:33,935
No. I understand.
767
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,850
Okay. Thank you.
768
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,723
So, insurance
can't reimburse us
769
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:43,205
because the truck was left
unattended and unlocked.
770
00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:45,077
Oh. I am so sorry.
771
00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:51,910
I'm a little frustrated
because I just told you
772
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,825
I needed you to focus
on this job while you're here.
773
00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:56,175
I know-- you're right.
You're right.
774
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,264
Look, I promise,
no more busking, no more flyers.
775
00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:00,831
You can even dock my pay
to make up for it.
776
00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:03,834
No. That's--
That's not necessary.
777
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:06,359
We'll just do better
moving forward, okay?
778
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,929
It is creepy
that someone was in here.
779
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,365
I know.
780
00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:16,325
Which I have to say,
Joseph wouldn't do that.
781
00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:18,414
I've been trying to give him
the tips from busking all week,
782
00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:19,676
and he won't take
more than half.
783
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:21,678
Yeah, well...
784
00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:24,681
people in desperate situations
do desperate things.
785
00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,857
Okay, no,
you're way off base.
786
00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:29,686
Honestly, Gina,
the way you and that cop
787
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,515
were just automatically
assuming it was him...
788
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,560
It's upsetting.
789
00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:38,521
Listen,
my heart breaks for him,
790
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,306
but I also need
to look out for you,
791
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:46,007
and the sad truth is that many
of the unhoused are on drugs...
792
00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:48,096
including Joseph.
793
00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:49,706
What?
794
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,665
I saw track marks
on his arm.
795
00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,668
No. That--
796
00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:58,280
Okay, and-- and even then,
797
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,543
that doesn't mean that he was
the one that stole from us.
798
00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:02,023
And you know it also doesn't
make him a bad person.
799
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,025
If anything,
we need to help him.
800
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,896
That is exactly why
I didn't want to tell you.
801
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:07,376
I hope he gets the help
that he needs,
802
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:08,769
but the last thing I want
803
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:10,031
is for you to get
more involved--
804
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:21,260
Oh, my God.
- They're tearing it down.
- Wait, Soph.
805
00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:32,314
Uh, excuse me, why are--
why are you doing this?
806
00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:33,924
I-I don't understand.
807
00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:35,926
There's been a lot of complaints
about this encampment.
808
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:38,581
Some theft,
drug activity.
809
00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,757
Okay, well, I think I was
one of those complaints,
810
00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:42,890
but I definitely
didn't want this to happen.
811
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,587
It's okay.
It happens all the time.
812
00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:45,762
You can't just do this.
813
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:47,242
I mean, these
are people's things.
814
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,592
I mean, my friend isn't even
here to get what he needs.
815
00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,203
Look, I'm just doing my job.
816
00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:57,339
Uh, excuse me.
Do you know where Joseph is?
817
00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,602
He does dialysis
on Fridays,
818
00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:01,343
usually gone all day.
819
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:02,910
He's at dialysis?
820
00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,042
Mm-hmm.
821
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,348
Oh, my God.
822
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:08,089
Oh, my God, those track marks
weren't from drugs.
823
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,004
They're from dialysis.
824
00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,442
Which also means that
he couldn't have been here
825
00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:15,096
when the money
went missing.
826
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,793
Yeah.
827
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,281
Yeah, I can't watch this.
828
00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,462
Do you think you're giving
this guy enough room?
829
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:35,116
He's like a mile
in front of you.
830
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:37,466
His brake lights are out.
831
00:34:37,466 --> 00:34:39,468
He may get rear-ended
by somebody today,
832
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,644
but it's not gonna be me.
833
00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:48,086
Oh. It's Omar.
Could be important.
834
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,826
Your brother can wait.
835
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,831
Hey, you want to take
a right turn up here, Pop?
836
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:55,963
Ha!
837
00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,269
Nice try.
838
00:34:57,269 --> 00:34:59,662
It's a one-way street.
839
00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:01,490
Not gonna get me
that easily.
840
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,977
I mean, obviously,
they're brave,
841
00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:12,806
but when you see these guys
competing in the Paralympics,
842
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,677
it really blows your mind.
843
00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:16,810
Yeah,
I should check that out.
844
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,813
Want another coffee?
845
00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:23,991
I'm sorry.
What is this?
846
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:25,340
What is what?
847
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,689
I mean,
I think it's kinda weird
848
00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:27,864
that your ex
was in a wheelchair
849
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,692
and now
you're matching with me.
850
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,868
You have a PhD.
I drive for Mov'n.
851
00:35:31,868 --> 00:35:33,479
Is this some kind
of fetish or something?
852
00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:34,610
No. Whoa.
853
00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:36,525
No. That's not what
this is at all.
854
00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:38,048
I met my last boyfriend because
855
00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,703
he was on a basketball team
with my brother,
856
00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:43,532
who was in a chair
since he was 4 years old.
857
00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:46,187
So, I saw your photo
and I thought you were cute,
858
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:49,190
and, you know, the chair just
isn't that big a deal to me.
859
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,934
But it seems like maybe
it is a big deal to you.
860
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:57,894
Can I get you guys
anything else?
861
00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,505
I think we're good.
862
00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:05,728
My God.
I am so sorry.
863
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:07,382
Listen, you seem like
a really nice guy,
864
00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:09,079
but I'm just
looking for someone
865
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:11,821
who's a little more confident
in what they have to offer.
866
00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:16,522
Hit me up if you ever end up
figuring that out.
867
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,401
Hi, Maggie.
868
00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:27,750
You wanted to see me?
Yeah.
869
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:32,190
Um, I wanted to talk
about my maternity leave.
870
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,540
I know that I asked
what you were expecting,
871
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:37,412
but today, I realized
what I want,
872
00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:41,851
and that is to take some time
off after my baby is born.
873
00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,724
Okay.
Uh, how much?
874
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:48,336
Uh, 10 weeks.
875
00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:51,687
Well, actually...
876
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,515
corporate policy says
you get 12,
877
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,474
so I think
you should take all 12.
878
00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:58,607
Uh, wow.
879
00:36:58,607 --> 00:36:59,826
Colton, that's--
880
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:05,048
I-- Between the thoughtful gift
and this, that's really--
881
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,617
Sorry, your support
means a lot.
882
00:37:08,617 --> 00:37:11,577
Well, a baby
is an exciting thing.
883
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:13,187
Yeah, it is.
884
00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:16,625
Okay.
Well, yeah, great.
885
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:17,974
All right.
Then it's settled.
886
00:37:17,974 --> 00:37:19,715
- Thank you.
- Okay.
887
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,369
Wow.
888
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,284
Uh, so, 12 weeks--
889
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:24,981
what are you gonna
put in my slot?
890
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:27,070
Oh, no, no. We're gonna get
a replacement therapist
891
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,724
to take over your show.
892
00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:30,944
You know,
I wasn't so sure about it,
893
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:34,164
but then hearing Gary today,
it just got me excited.
894
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:36,297
I-I think the audience
is gonna love
895
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,994
having a new voice
in the mix.
896
00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:41,041
Wait, a-a replacement?
897
00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:43,826
Oh, guest host.
898
00:37:43,826 --> 00:37:45,088
No, you know,
just temporarily,
899
00:37:45,088 --> 00:37:46,786
while-- while you're out.
900
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:49,789
Although, you know,
a lot of women decide
901
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:52,444
they want to stay at home
rather than come back to work,
902
00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:55,838
which is, of course,
a perfectly viable choice.
903
00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,840
- But I'm coming back.
- Oh, yeah. No.
904
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,407
Of course--
Of course you are.
905
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:02,410
I'm just saying, whatever you
want is-- is fine with us.
906
00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:03,977
So...
907
00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:06,284
Uh, enjoy that soda machine.
908
00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:18,426
So, did I pass?
909
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:20,210
100%.
910
00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:21,690
Great.
911
00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,649
Then if you'll excuse me,
912
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,520
I'm going inside
to watch golf.
913
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,655
But, Dad,
this isn't your house.
914
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,831
This--
This is the apartment
915
00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:35,400
you and mom lived in
when I was first born.
916
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:41,362
Right.
917
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,973
Of course. I--
918
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:45,366
We were just talking about
bringing you home
919
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:48,064
from the hospital,
and I think...
920
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:52,330
I got confused.
921
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,679
Easy mistake.
922
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:56,072
I mean, especially with all
the adrenaline, right?
923
00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:58,031
And me trying
to trick you earlier.
924
00:38:58,031 --> 00:38:59,554
I'm--
I'm sorry about that.
925
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:05,386
It's okay, Pop.
926
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,606
You just-- just
give yourself a second.
927
00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,784
Maybe I've just been
making excuses.
928
00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:14,874
Telling myself
it's not about forgetting
929
00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:17,920
where you left
your car keys...
930
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,882
it's-- it's about forgetting
what the car keys are for.
931
00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:26,799
I got you, Pop.
932
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,454
No matter what.
933
00:39:30,803 --> 00:39:33,022
I'm gonna take care of you.
You know that, right?
934
00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,631
So, then,
I basically accused her
935
00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:18,590
of being a "chair chaser."
936
00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:21,157
I'm just lucky she didn't
throw her drink at me.
937
00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:23,638
I mean, it's not the strangest
fetish I've ever heard of.
938
00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:25,988
Are you familiar
with Smurf Parties?
939
00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:28,426
Too familiar, sadly.
940
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,428
Theo's asleep.
941
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,821
I'm gonna be in the shower,
and I want you to join me there.
942
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:35,433
- Who are you talking to?
- Uh, hang on a second.
943
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,738
It's Eddie.
944
00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:37,739
My Eddie?
945
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:38,958
I'm invested.
946
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:41,743
And why is he your Eddie?
947
00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:43,484
Look, hot water's
not gonna last forever.
948
00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:46,008
I will be there in a moment.
949
00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:47,488
Okay, then what happened?
950
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:51,100
She said she thought that
I needed to be more confident
951
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,667
in what I have to offer.
952
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,582
Ugh.
I officially hate anyone
953
00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:55,844
who went to college
in "The Bay Area."
954
00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:57,498
No, she's right.
955
00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:00,806
The truth is,
I don't think I'm gonna find
956
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:04,200
what I'm looking for
on a dating app.
957
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,637
Okay, where are you
gonna find it?
958
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:13,514
Your father did
an incredible job today
959
00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:17,475
of being exactly what I needed,
when I needed it.
960
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,216
I'm gonna need you
to say that again.
961
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:22,305
I just want to--
just want to get it on record.
962
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:24,394
And, uh, I may send it
to Dr. Jessica,
963
00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:26,353
but that's-- that's really
more for her than for me.
964
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:29,878
He even came up
with his own catch phrase.
965
00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:32,185
Ooh. True story.
"Ya gotta bounce."
966
00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,403
Whoa.
967
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:35,493
I think someone else
liked your catch phrase.
968
00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,235
Ahh.
969
00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:40,410
Try it again. Okay.
970
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:43,022
Yeah.
971
00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,678
Ya gotta bounce.
972
00:41:50,072 --> 00:41:52,074
Hey, buddy.
973
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:54,555
It's your dad here.
974
00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:56,862
Well, your
qualifications are exceptional,
975
00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:58,516
and we'll want to give you
an on-air audition,
976
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,908
but I can already tell
977
00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:02,824
you've got a great voice
for radio.
978
00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:05,566
Well, I really appreciate
the opportunity.
979
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,263
It's only for 12 weeks,
980
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:10,528
but
you never know.
981
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,007
You never do.
69731
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