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What do you think?
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Don't take a picture.
I've not draped it properly.
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You look so beautiful.
When did you buy that nose thingy?
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It's a nath, Dhruv.
It's a Maharashtrian design.
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Remember I told you
I was saving up for it?
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I bought it a couple of weeks back
from VelvetCase.
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Something like that would make
anyone look pretty, no?
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Thanks, Dhruv. How charming.
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Anyway, I don't think it goes
with this sari.
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And this sari is also
not a very wedding-type.
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-I think I'm gonna try something new.
-Kavu. Please hurry up, man.
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We have to be up at 4 a.m. and leave.
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And that bhajji lady
sits only for three hours--
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Just give me two minutes. I'll be back.
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What do you think of this?
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It's nice.
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See, I like this but somehow--
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Dhruv.
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It's nice.
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Okay, last one.
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Dhruv.
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It's nice.
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Dhruv.
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It's nice.
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Stop saying "it's nice" to everything.
Say something different.
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Hey, because it's just nice,
it's not amazing. It's too late.
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My mind is not working.
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Kavu, let's go to bed. We have to get
up at 4 a.m. and travel for two hours.
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I really want to eat those corn bhajjis.
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None of these are amazing,
and they're not going well with the nath.
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I think I'll buy something nice
for Prachi's wedding.
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-I'll come in two minutes. You sleep.
-Good night.
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Good night.
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Wake up, Momo.
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-Wake up.
-Let me sleep two minutes.
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It's 12:30, Dhruv.
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What?
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Shit, we missed it.
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What the hell, man!
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-You forgot to put the alarm?
-Because of the whole sari thing, no?
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Hey, how is it my fault?
Don't turn this around me.
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You forgot to put the alarm.
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Yeah, because I was sleepy and confused.
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Yeah, it's okay!
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No. I really wanted
to eat those bhajjis, man.
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We've lost half a day.
Everyone else is having so much fun.
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-We're sitting here in bed and--
-We were supposed to have a good time.
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But what is the point of us fighting now?
I know how to turn this Sunday around.
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Give me 30 minutes,
and I'll fix something for you.
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Son of a bitch.
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Kavu, we have to check
this new Kerala place out.
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It looks kick-ass.
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Shit. It's not possible, no?
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At least appreciate the effort, Dhruv.
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That I'll obviously do. But Bombay Bhukkad
put up this new post and I thought,
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"let's eat something new today."
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So, I couldn't help
but fantasize about food.
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One minute! One minute!
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Don't do that.
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Bacon.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What? Please let me eat.
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I'm starving.
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Please.
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Get the mustard first, please.
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Such an amazing experience, dude.
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-What is?
-Dating a sloth bear like you.
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-I'm not lazy, okay?
-Of course, no. Yeah. Sure.
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-I'm just chilled out.
-Of course.
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I made all this.
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I know, and it looks great.
I mean it. Thank you.
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Dude, this Megha keeps traveling
all the time, man.
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It's not fair. She even went
to a Coldplay concert. Look.
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Show?
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Cool, man. Hey, how come we
don't have a Pokémon at home?
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Viraj found two, you know?
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Not fair.
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Okay, listen. Let's watch a film.
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Oh, it's my turn, no?
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No. My turn.
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Shit, you remember.
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Okay.
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Three, two, one.
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Inside Out.
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No! No, no, no.
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Hey, what's your problem?
I heard it's a good film.
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Yeah, it's a very good film.
But it's an animated film.
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Those films have at least two,
three moments which will make you cry.
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Then you'll get sentimental
and will stop talking.
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Then I will keep asking,
"Kavu, what happened?"
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"Do you want to talk?"
But you wouldn't want to talk.
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But exactly at 7:00
you would want to talk,
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and that's when Liverpool
will be playing Chelsea.
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And then you'll make a face.
You make exactly this face.
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Yes. This face. Hold, hold.
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So pretty when pissed off.
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Bing Bong.
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You made it!
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-You okay?
-Yeah, obviously.
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-Are you sure?
-Yes.
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Oh, so cute. You cried and all.
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This is why I didn't want
to watch this film.
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Aakash is chilling in Goa
drinking beer at the beach.
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And I'm sitting here mourning Bing Bong.
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Don't ruin the film like that.
It's a good film.
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I know, but I just wanted to watch
something nice, relaxed, funny.
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Want to go to the arcade
and play air hockey?
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Been a while
since I kicked your ass at it.
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No way. Liverpool versus Chelsea, 7 p.m.
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Hey, so what? One game.
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Come on!
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Chicken.
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-Okay, fine. One game. We'll be back by 7.
-Sure, you're on.
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-You should not wear kohl on Sundays.
-Just like you don't shower on Sundays.
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Exactly. At least once a week
we should know how we really look.
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I think it's quite nice and intense.
It's very naked, no?
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You talking to me?
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Taxi Driver, like, so obvious.
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Excuse me, sir.
If you don't mind me asking,
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-where are you going?
-To play games.
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-Arcade, Dhruv.
-Yeah, arcade.
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-You can't go in.
-Why? What's the scene? Who are you?
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Actually, I'm the manager
of this mall, sir.
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There's a kid's birthday party upstairs.
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And your T-shirt reads
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"In Cock We Trust."
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Yeah, so?
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Sir, someone might file a complaint.
It could become an issue.
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Please understand.
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The T-shirt is referencing
my favorite chili sauce.
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Sriracha is a name of a sauce, sir.
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That doesn't matter, ma'am.
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If someone complains it will be a problem.
Plus, today is my first day.
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Don't talk rubbish.
We want to play games, just let us in.
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Try and understand, sir.
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There could be a problem.
Someone could file a complaint.
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-It would put my job at risk.
-How can you do this?
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Please, please cooperate.
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This is unacceptable!
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Thank you so much, sir.
Thank you, thank you. Sorry.
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Please come again tomorrow! Thank you!
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How could he throw us out?
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You should have taken a shower,
changed your T-shirt.
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Today is a Sunday.
I don't bathe on Sundays.
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-You know it.
-So, what do you wanna do now?
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I don't know. Do you wanna
just go home and have sex?
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At least don't look this bored
while saying it.
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Then what should we do?
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-Do you want to go to a salon with me?
-What? Why would I want to do that?
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Because then I can get a hair spa,
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and when you play with my hair,
it'll be more fun.
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When was the last time I did that?
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If I put my hand in there,
it'll get lost in there.
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But you used to. And I miss all that.
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-But I have a match.
-So, watch it on your phone.
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Please.
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I've decided. We're going to a salon,
and I'm buying a coupon on Little App.
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We are not going.
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-Don't buy coupons, you'll waste money.
-That won't happen.
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I'll get a full refund.
That's not the point. It's Sunday.
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-Just watch it on your phone.
-It's not the same thing!
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Okay, see. There are 52 Sundays in a year,
amongst them, the chances of Liverpool--
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I know, the chances of Liverpool
playing on a Sunday is 8.8 percent.
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-Yeah.
-But it's a Sunday. I wanna do something.
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Pretty curls.
But why don't you maintain your curls?
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-That would be nice.
-I don't know how to.
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{\an8}Why don't you do any protein treatment
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{\an8}or any kind of styling for your hair?
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-Listen.
-Yeah?
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Should I get the hair spa done
or a keratin treatment?
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-If I get the keratin--
-Shit.
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It was so close, man.
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Yeah, get it done.
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Which one?
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-Get the herbal one.
-Why not the extra protein one?
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Get that. That's the best one.
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You just watch your game.
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You do what you think is best.
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-Okay.
-Yeah? Yeah.
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Fuck! Shit!
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Costa! You son of a bitch!
Rascal! You swine! Dick! Son of a bitch!
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-You need to talk to him.
-Yeah.
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Could you please watch your match outside?
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Sister fucker!
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How's it looking?
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What did you do?
I can't tell the difference.
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Just like there's no difference
in Liverpool's position in the league?
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Why are you getting angry?
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You need to learn how to behave in public.
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-It was a mistake, man.
-A mistake?
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Really?
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This was seriously by mistake.
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Seriously.
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Want to grab some dinner?
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Chinese?
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Mughlai?
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It's too oily.
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Italian?
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Too boring.
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Mexican?
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Actually, I'm done.
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Don't say that, man.
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Hey, I'm full, but I'll have a little bit.
Promise.
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Hey, let's go to that Kerala place.
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Oh, yeah. How did I forget about that?
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Good one, Kulkarni.
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Always.
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Forty-five minutes waiting.
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Serious?
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You know what? Let's go home.
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Pick ingredients for Thai curry.
We'll have that with rice.
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Best option.
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Oh, yeah.
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I can make a full Snap story
with instructions
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on how to make Thai curry.
Screw you, Megha.
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Kavu, your day was nothing
like how you made it out on Snapchat.
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Yeah, so what?
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I don't wanna tell everyone
that I had a boring Sunday.
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Everyone is going out to places and we're
sitting here doing what, I don't know.
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What's this solid FOMO?
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I know our day didn't go
according to the plan,
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but it's not that we had
that bad a Sunday.
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We had an epic breakfast.
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Dude, I got chucked out of a salon.
Like, how often does that happen?
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We'll be laughing about it for two months.
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And seeing you
with those funny red hair clips,
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and watching Coutinho score that goal,
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now, that made my Sunday.
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Of course, it could be much cooler
and much happening
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but that can happen
on any other day, can't it?
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And we still have to make that Thai curry!
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Listen.
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Can we just order pizza instead?
I am really tired.
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Thank God you said that.
Even I'm very tired, man.
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Wait, what about your Snap story, then?
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I don't care.
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-Yeah?
-Really.
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-And what will people say?
-Other people can go to hell!
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You know, it might sound lame,
but you know what I really want to do?
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I want to have some pizza,
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have a nice glass of red wine,
finish watching Inside Out,
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and sleep.
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That sounds perfect.
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Sounds like our kind of Sunday.
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Exactly.
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