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What else?
This is impossible!
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No, nothing is impossible.
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Now, come on. Keep guessing.
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All the vowels are in the dump.
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What word has two X's
and no vowels?
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Did Grimes have another kid?
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Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman
is stumped.
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All right, let's get
those guesses in, you guys.
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Nah, I got this.
"R"!
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Nope.
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So I picked a word,
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but then a student sneezed
on another student.
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By the time we cleaned that up,
I'd forgotten the word.
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So I'm just stalling.
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But we've only got about
10 minutes till lunch,
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so we should be fine.
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"Q"!
Nope.
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"L"!
No.
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"T"! 11!
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Star! Semicolon!
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Semicolon, or colon?
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Semicolon.
No.
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PECSA weekend!
Everybody make some noise!
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PECSA's!
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The annual Pennsylvania
Educational Conference
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for the Southeast Area.
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Held in
Allentown, P. A.
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Ever heard of it?
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Oh, Allentown, P. A.?
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You mean the education
destination of Eastern P. A.,
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where teachers come together
to swap ideas and knowledge
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that will help them grow into the greatest
educators of all time?
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Uh, yeah, that Allentown!
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Ooh!
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I hear the keynote speech
is gonna be
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about individualized
educational plans.
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Can you stand it?
Oh!
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The only keynote I plan
on listening to
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is the sweet, sweet hum
of the indoor pool filter.
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Yeah, I'll know I nailed
this conference if it takes me
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a week to get the chlorine
smell out of my hair.
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Hold up.
Absolute gasp.
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Yeah, you guys aren't going
to the keynote speech?
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Don't you two ever get tired
of being surprised
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by people's opposing interests?
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Yeah, this conference
is for rookie teachers.
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We've been going since you guys
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had to ask permission
to cross the street.
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Joke's on you,
I've been crossing the street
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by myself since I was three.
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Again, I'm sorry,
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and again I say this was
the only weekend
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that Amber could get a sitter.
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You are going to be
missing out on
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so much
professional development,
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and not to mention
continental breakfast.
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For what, huh? So that you can
relax in a heart-shaped hot tub
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watching the moon dance
off of Amber's eyes
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as you whisper
sweet everythings?
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Real fun, dude.
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Yeah, your loss, bro.
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I'm taking Amber to the Poconos
this weekend.
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Need to make up for that LEGO
Valentine's Day gift debacle.
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She was less than happy.
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And now Janine and Jacob
are less than happy
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that I'm missing PECSA weekend.
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So what's cool is that no matter
what I do, no one's happy.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Ooh. The weekend couldn't get
here fast enough.
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Work was a lot this week.
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Very excited for a breather.
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I can't wait to show you
what I have planned.
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We have snowshoeing,
a coal jewelry workshop,
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and tree-ventures just to start.
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I thought we were gonna be,
like, relaxing... in a hot tub.
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We are, after the firewood
harvesting forum.
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Seems like you have
a lot planned.
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That's the best way to relax...
on a strict schedule.
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Okay.
Oh, boy. Okay.
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So, um, I don't think
we're on the same page... again.
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Well, I'm on page nine. Where you at?
Gregory, put the book away.
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It's not really a book,
but okay.
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I don't wanna do any of this.
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What do you want to do?
Nothing.
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I wanna do nothing.
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Okay.
I hear you.
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I think I can schedule in some
nothing time
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after the snow hike.
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We need to talk.
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Damn.
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Yeah, it's very sturdy.
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Oh, my God.
They have e-writing books.
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Jacob, Jacob, Jacob,
PECSA weekend!
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Ah!
It's finally happening!
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Oh!
Sorry if we're jittery.
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We have been shotgunning
kombucha since Conshohocken.
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Yeah. Okay, well, act like
you've been here before.
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Because you have.
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Woo, man, I wish I had
a Time-Turner,
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because like Aerosmith,
I don't wanna miss a thang.
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Although I might need to miss
this big party later.
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Oh, you're not missing
PECSA-Geddon.
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Who's gonna watch our purses?
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The party is the one thang
you don't wanna miss.
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But I have to find time to
see the Living Classroom,
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the one the Philadelphia
Flower Show made.
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Cover me, Barb.
Oh, all right.
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So it's this classroom, and
it's all made out of flowers.
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Janine,
we are only here to show face
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so that people
remember they saw us.
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Then we kick it into spa mode.
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And my spa mode's happening
à la mode,
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'cause I'm gonna eat
ice cream in the hot tub.
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Come on, let's go.
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Ooh.
This seminar sounds awesome.
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It's called "White Teacher,
Black School."
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Uh, yeah, I'm good on that.
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I already did four years
of Black Student, White School.
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Went to Penn, so...
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Okay, well, I will go to, uh,
WTBS alone.
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I, Melissa Schemmenti
of Abbott Elementary,
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am enjoying
connecting with my peers.
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Including this guy, Derrick,
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from some other school
in Philadelphia.
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And I, Barbara Howard,
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have already mentored
seven young teachers.
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Huzzah!
Let's go.
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Mm-hmm.
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You leaving already?
Just like your ex-husband?
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Late? Just like your period
after senior prom?
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Enjoy your weekend.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey.
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Good to see you again, Bilbo.
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Glad you made it
out of The Shire.
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Ahh! New tote alert!
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This weekend
couldn't get any better.
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It's like I'm at Disneyland,
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but there's no Wild Mr. Toad
to avoid,
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and I had to bring
my own churro.
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But... Wait, did you know you go
to hell on that ride?
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I'm a problem solver.
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So, say you have
a problem teacher.
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For our discussion,
let's call her Janina.
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These Janinas usually have
bubbly personalities
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that cover up
deep-seated mommy issues.
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Last name Eddie.
E-D-D-I-E.
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Gregory!
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Hey!
What are you doing here?
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What happened to your romantic
Poconos weekend getaway?
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Well, I decided this conference
was too important to miss,
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so I'm here.
Oh!
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Well, not to "Poco my nose"
in your business,
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but where's Amber?
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I really don't know.
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Do you... Do you need... You
want me to help you find her?
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No, no, no.
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She dumped me.
Damn!
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Room 243.
Enjoy your stay.
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I am so sorry about
your breakup, but...
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But, hey,
you're amongst friends,
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um, so let's hit
some lectures, right?
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To keep your mind occupied?
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Now, you've already missed
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"Individualized
Education Plans,"
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but I can catch you up
between "Brain Teaser Lunch"
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and "Designing
a Better Curriculum."
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And I don't wanna fly
too close to the sun here,
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but if we hustle, we can make it
to the creativity seminar.
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Although we'd have to be
creative about it, you know?
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So... Hey-oh!
It's a joke.
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Unless that sounds like
too much, which...
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No, this is great.
It will be good to be busy.
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Right? Yeah, exactly, your
favorite way to decompress.
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Yeah.
Okay.
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- That was amazing.
- Yeah.
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Your questions were honestly
so insightful.
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Okay, but your follow-ups?
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Talk about piggybacking
in the right way.
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And that speaker.
Just incredible.
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Yeah. Have you listened
to her podcast,
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"White Tears, White Noise:
How Uganda Saved White Me"?
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Uh, no.
Ooh, you gotta check it out.
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There's only one season,
40 eps, no guests.
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I'm literally gonna check
that out immediately.
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I'm Jacob, by the way.
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Your Ally McBeal story broke me.
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Thank you.
I'm Summer,
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and I'm literally obsessed
with you tip to tail.
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Hey, shot in the dark,
do you know the game Werewolf?
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Yes. What?
I-I love werewolf.
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My theatre troupe called me
Steppen Werewolf.
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Okay, you should come
to our shindig tonight.
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Oh, you're not going to
PECSA-Geddon?
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That party gets a little loud.
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The young teachers
from Addington
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are gonna have our own, instead.
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Oh, you work at Addington?
Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Well, thank you
for the 'vite,
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but I'm supposed to hang
with my Abbott peeps.
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We also brought
Cards Against Humanity.
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Do you have any expansion packs?
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Does the farmer's market
have fresh bread?
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You bet we do.
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45 minutes till the party.
46 minutes till I am the party.
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Just enough time to shower
and raid the minibar.
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Long live PECSA weekend.
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Yeah.
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Wow, Melissa and Barbara
were right.
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PECSA-Geddon is lit.
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Everything okay?
Yeah.
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Just thinking about how I could
be tree-venturing
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in a sugar maple right now.
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Oh, that sounds fun!
Yeah.
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But this is also fun
and not sad, so...
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Yay!
Oh, Ava.
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Hey, Ava.
Uh!
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Where you think you're going,
Janet Whack-son?
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This rope is velvet.
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What, you think 'cause you got
new little boots on,
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you can come in here?
Okay, I just thought that...
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Read the sign. VIP.
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Very Important People
who are Principals only.
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Limited exceptions.
Gregory, you may enter.
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Why didn't you just say
"Very Important Principals"?
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That's actually a good idea.
I'm glad I thought of it.
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Gregory.
I'm gonna go get a "Gin and Phonics."
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You want one?
Yes.
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I'm going to get
a "Daiqui-reads."
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I'll take a carafe of
"Sex Ed on the Beach."
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Thanks, Gregory.
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Nothing and nothing...
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There's our people.
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Oh, how about if we just go get
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some lounge chairs
from the pool area
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and bring them in here?
No.
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Maybe two people
getting up here at all?
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No.
Hey, getting up? Nope? All right.
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Hey, ladies,
you looking for a seat?
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There's two open over here.
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Oh!
Oh, what about...
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Oh, they've long gone.
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You know, floating in a pool
of lectures
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all day long
can really take it out of you.
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Oh, I'll bet.
What schools are you with?
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Who's askin'?
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We both teach
at Abbott Elementary.
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00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,654
How about you?
I'm here as a vendor.
249
00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,073
I own Nichols School Supplies.
250
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,743
You're Dawn Nichols?
251
00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:37,869
All day, every day.
252
00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,162
Ooh.
253
00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:41,038
Dawn Nichols
is the end-all be-all
254
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,165
in the school supply game.
255
00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:48,504
An in with her could be
the dawn of a new day at Abbott.
256
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,133
I've had two plus one
"math-a-ritas."
257
00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,970
I don't know what you put
in those erasers,
258
00:09:54,971 --> 00:09:56,679
but they are
practically Wite-Out.
259
00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:57,721
Family secret.
260
00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,599
And your craft glue's so strong,
261
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,768
you'd swear it was
mostly horse parts.
262
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,227
I got our drinks.
263
00:10:03,229 --> 00:10:04,229
Ah.
264
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,649
Well, well, well.
265
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,025
This table's taken.
266
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:10,861
Yeah, but would you...
267
00:10:10,863 --> 00:10:12,028
It's taken, Barb.
268
00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,407
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
269
00:10:15,408 --> 00:10:17,533
I really thought
the "Rules of Science Are Meant
270
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,870
To Be Followed" lecture
would have cheered you up.
271
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,788
It definitely helped.
Yeah?
272
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,414
You still thinking
about the breakup?
273
00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:24,499
Well, it did happen yesterday.
274
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,625
Yeah.
275
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,293
But to be completely honest
with you,
276
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,546
it's not even that. Mm.
277
00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:31,423
Why am I always the one
who gets dumped?
278
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,048
You know?
Like, based on the evidence,
279
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,177
it's gotta be me, right?
Mnh-mnh.
280
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,888
It is not you, it's dating.
281
00:10:37,889 --> 00:10:39,639
The only silver lining to dating
282
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,268
is you only have to be
right about someone once.
283
00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:45,437
That kind of makes it feel
not as bad.
284
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,480
That's a good perspective.
Thank you.
285
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,774
I'm both smart and wise,
it's wild.
286
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,114
Me and Amber were
super different anyway.
287
00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:57,657
Yeah.
Like, too different.
288
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,326
Yeah.
Like, I always felt like a weirdo around her.
289
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,952
Pss-pss, you are a weirdo.
290
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,996
- That's an upsetting turn.
- Another?
291
00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:06,166
No, I mean that in a good way.
292
00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,375
I think that everyone deserves
to be with someone
293
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,836
who likes them exactly as is.
294
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,962
Especially you.
295
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,756
Seriously.
296
00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,509
Look at that sweater right now.
297
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,969
Look at that mustache.
298
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,179
Not many people could do that.
299
00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:21,681
Don't sleep on Janine, either.
300
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,308
Hell y... Heck yes!
Yeah. Hell yeah.
301
00:11:25,937 --> 00:11:27,729
Oh, wait, uh, we...
302
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,440
At the end of the day,
303
00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:33,652
we are still playing
Werewolf in America,
304
00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:36,028
with its injustice system.
305
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,448
And while I don't believe
in the death penalty IRL,
306
00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:41,326
in our fictional village,
307
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,370
Ms. Tina Schwartz is a werewolf
and she must die!
308
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,913
Nuh-unh!
309
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,500
That Jacob Hill
is one smart detective.
310
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,835
He's... But he's won, like,
three rounds already,
311
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,296
and I don't know
how I keep losing.
312
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:54,630
Well, at the risk
of sounding cocky,
313
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,259
I daresay I am better than
I was in my Oberlin days.
314
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,219
What the what?
You went to Oberlin, too?
315
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,886
How did we not know each other?
316
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,389
Well, I did make
a concerted effort
317
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,099
to build relationships
with people from...
318
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,684
Different cultural backgrounds!
319
00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:07,769
Floor nap!
320
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,062
Oh.
321
00:12:11,984 --> 00:12:13,191
Oh, it's so original.
322
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,235
He likes it.
323
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,111
Oh, wait.
Oh, goodie, another silly one.
324
00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:18,238
What do... What do you have?
325
00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:19,990
Yeah, just more of that.
Bow!
326
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,448
Ohhh!
327
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,451
Oh, no. Oh, I missed
the Living Classroom.
328
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,577
Living Classroom?
329
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,455
Yes, oh,
the Philadelphia Flower Show,
330
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:30,041
they made a whole classroom
out of flowers.
331
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,835
Wow, that sounds amazing.
332
00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:34,044
I know, but we'll never know now.
333
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,422
Aw, man, I really wanted
to see that.
334
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:36,965
We... Let's... Let's go now.
335
00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,258
No, it's definitely closed.
336
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,217
Awesome.
337
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,677
Says who?
No one's ever done that.
338
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,929
Says the hours on the bo...
339
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,307
Incredible.
340
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,390
You're being mischievous?
341
00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:47,725
Yeah, you see it.
342
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,394
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
343
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,894
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, get it, get it, get it.
344
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,177
No, let's... Yeah, let's go.
Get it, get it, get it, yeah.
345
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,274
I say we do one more lap.
346
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,110
I really wasn't paying attention
last time
347
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,403
'cause I was too distracted
by how much my feet hurt.
348
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,280
I have consulted with my fibula,
349
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:03,450
and she is not doing
another lap,
350
00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:06,827
and it is time for you to
settle things with your sister.
351
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:10,831
Excuse us, ladies,
do you mind if we rejoin you?
352
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,250
- Oh, we'd love for you to join us.
- Thank you.
353
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,126
Just as soon as Melissa admits
354
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:16,046
she makes a terrible bragioli.
355
00:13:16,047 --> 00:13:17,129
What, are you kidding me?
356
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,756
I've seen you put regular bacon
357
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:20,383
in your carbonara, ya googootz.
358
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,260
It was a delicious
American fusion dish.
359
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,346
That's a lot of confidence
for someone
360
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,597
wearing last year's espadrilles.
361
00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:28,265
Hey.
362
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,351
Watch where you're going,
clearance section.
363
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,769
Excuse me?
364
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,687
Oh, could you not hear me
over your loud-ass outfit?
365
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:37,192
Whoa! You throwing stones
with those extensions?
366
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,110
You look like you get
your hair done at the mall.
367
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,028
In the parking lot.
You show your hairdresser
368
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,239
a picture of Beetlejuice
and go, "Do that"?
369
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,200
Yeah, h-how many black eyes
did Beetlejuice have again?
370
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,909
Was it one or two?
I forget.
371
00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:48,620
Let's say two.
Let's say two.
372
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:51,998
We still got it.
373
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,582
Yeah, we do.
374
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,959
So...
Mm.
375
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,419
What about your crayon selection?
Mm!
376
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,547
Oop. There you go.
Oh, good call on checking the doorknob.
377
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,841
That was smart.
Yeah, I don't know why your first instinct
378
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,592
was to kick the door in.
379
00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:12,101
Oh, my goodness.
380
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,980
This is even better
than I imagined.
381
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,524
Oh, my God, look at this.
382
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,192
The backpacks
are little terrariums.
383
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,611
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
How did they do that?
384
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:26,073
I don't know.
That's so cool.
385
00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:29,911
I don't wanna sound cheesy
or whatever, but this...
386
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,371
It shows, like, exactly
how I feel about teaching,
387
00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:34,499
with the growth and every...
It's just...
388
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,500
It's corny, but...
389
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,879
Yeah.
I get it.
390
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,841
Plants and teaching, it's...
391
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,846
it's like how I grew up
and who I am now.
392
00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:54,059
Yeah.
393
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,241
Oh, my goodness.
You have to come smell this one.
394
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,994
It smells like a perfume
or something.
395
00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:12,745
Yeah.
396
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,956
- Oh.
- Want me to turn it off now?
397
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,249
Oh!
Oh, I hear someone.
398
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,708
Uh...
Wait, get down. Get down.
399
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,548
Oh, but no, really, you should
smell this one.
400
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,759
It smells so good. Mm.
401
00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:03,004
Oh, no.
402
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,506
That?
That... That... "The Kiss"?
403
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,342
That... That was a "whoops."
404
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,220
Who can really say
what things are?
405
00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:13,764
Or what they aren't, you know,
at the end of the day?
406
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,015
We got caught up in the moment.
407
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,392
That's what she said about it?
408
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,561
Just two friends getting
caught up in the moment?
409
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,562
Good. Because that's precisely
what it was.
410
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:24,234
Just two friends getting
caught up in the moment.
411
00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:26,152
It's okay. Mm.
412
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,778
It's okay.
413
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,614
Like, when I hang up
with my Internet provider
414
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,573
after they finish helping me
reset my Internet,
415
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,868
and I say "Okay,
I love you, bye,"
416
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,037
do I really love
my Internet provider?
417
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,996
No. 'Cause their network's
unreliable,
418
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,209
and I'm dating Maurice, so...
419
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,669
Five seconds.
420
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,966
Kamala Harris!
421
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,385
How did you get that so fast?!
422
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,428
She's an AKA!
Alpha Kappa Alpha!
423
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,514
Should you maybe come
and teach with us
424
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,474
at Addington, like, yesterday?
425
00:16:56,475 --> 00:17:00,311
Look, I have had a blasty-blast,
but I'm an Abbott boy.
426
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,980
But imagine teaching at a school
427
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,773
with the brightest kids
from the neighborhood.
428
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,525
And a bunch of other
neighborhoods, too.
429
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,609
The cream of the crop
from all over the city,
430
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:08,736
they come to us.
431
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,028
Wait, but there can't be room
432
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,489
for all the neighborhood kids
at Addington
433
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,532
if you're accepting people
from other places.
434
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,866
Well, we're all about focusing
on the kids
435
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,076
who have the best chance
of making it out.
436
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,037
Out? Out of what?
437
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,123
And into whom?
I don't know.
438
00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:21,540
But someone hold my legs,
439
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,792
'cause I'm about to do
a boxed wine keg stand.
440
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:24,876
Seems dangerous.
441
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,005
It's only dangerous
if you drop me.
442
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,801
Oh, g...
443
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,846
Last night,
as the kids would say,
444
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,182
was a film. Mm.
445
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,058
I don't know what that means,
446
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,644
but it sounds like
an accurate description.
447
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,105
Well, I don't remember
much of anything after someone
448
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,442
challenged me to a math-a-rita
chugging competition.
449
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,528
Undefeated, Derrick!
450
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,449
Can't forget the best part
of the night, though.
451
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,576
Oh, making up with your sister?
452
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,244
Hell no. When you got the in
with Dawn Nichols.
453
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,749
May our glue-sticks
never run dry.
454
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,916
Amen!
Hallelujah.
455
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,502
What?
456
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:11,257
I forgot to put my shoes on.
457
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,674
Okay.
Where are my shoes?
458
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,925
There in my... My shoes.
459
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,553
I've got my key in my bag,
I think.
460
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,846
Janine!
461
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,723
Hey!
Where ya been?
462
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:20,974
Missed ya at the party
last night.
463
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,602
It's a long story.
464
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,354
Let's just say
I played some games
465
00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,605
with some people from Addington,
466
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,773
and it turns out
I don't know if I like them.
467
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:29,067
Hmm.
468
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,027
I guess that's the whole story.
469
00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:31,568
How was your night?
470
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,238
Um, you know what?
Let's just get in the car.
471
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,781
Hope you enjoyed your stay.
472
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,409
We itemized your charges over
the weekend for your review.
473
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,662
Everything look correct
for you, Ms...
474
00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:42,913
Teagues?
475
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,458
Gee, golly, it sure does.
476
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,006
Act natural.
477
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,508
Why are you dressed
like Inspector Gadget?
478
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,842
I am not.
479
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,301
If anything,
I'm Carmen Sandiego,
480
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,805
and like her, I am not here.
481
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:00,682
I heard some stuff
at the conference this weekend.
482
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,599
I didn't take that comforter,
it fell into my bag.
483
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:06,144
No. Draemond Winding,
Legendary Charter jabroni,
484
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,271
is coming for Abbott.
485
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,023
Wha... Who told you this?
486
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,527
It's PECSA weekend, people talk.
487
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,153
He's set on turning
youse guys' charter.
488
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,613
Pssh. I've been looking for
a good fight
489
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,699
ever since my exterminator died.
490
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,492
I'm ready.
Yeah, you better be.
491
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,329
If Abbott goes charter,
none of your jobs are safe.
492
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,582
Nobody could know I was here.
493
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,209
- Okay.
- Hey, Kristin Marie Schemmenti?
494
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,628
Hey! What's up?
495
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,463
You know, I never realized
how beautiful your name was.
496
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,048
Kristin Marie Schemmenti.
497
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,634
Kristin Marie Schemmenti!
498
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,557
Yeah, she's great.
499
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,101
Bye, Kristin!
500
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,316
Hey.
You going that way?
501
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,861
Yeah.
Okay.
502
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,156
So, moving forward...
503
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,950
That's my favorite direction.
Right.
504
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,160
We're good, right?
505
00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:05,288
Like, whatever happened,
that was a nothing thing.
506
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,788
Yeah, it's best
to just throw it out.
507
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,789
That's what I was gonna say,
just throw it out.
508
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,584
Yeah.
Yep.
509
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:10,376
I blame the Philly Flower Show, really.
510
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,877
And the drinks.
And Allentown.
511
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:12,961
Sexy place.
512
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,589
PECSA weekend. Crazy.
513
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,467
Right?
514
00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:18,843
So, right...
515
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,428
So, um...
516
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:21,887
We're just throwing it out?
Throw it out.
517
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,931
Pssh.
Nothing but net.
518
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,142
All right.
519
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,525
Yeah, we'll just throw it out.
520
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,943
It was nothin'.
521
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,575
So this weekend was juicy.
That's right.
522
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:44,076
I got the tea and the cup. Ooh. Mm.
523
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,703
So I heard about a very
interesting hookup this weekend
524
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,039
involving someone
in this very room.
525
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,833
Someone that's a man.
526
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,501
Involving a woman...
527
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,920
Teacher.
528
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,172
I heard someone made out.
529
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,800
With Ms. Schwartz?
Jacob, time to step up.
530
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,719
Uh, wildly inaccurate,
531
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,262
and I feel compelled
to remind you that I am gay.
532
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,516
That is bisexual erasure.
I expected better from you.
533
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,851
And my intel specifically stated
that she made out
534
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,353
with some pasty white nerd.
535
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:11,814
If not you, then who?
536
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,775
Okay, bye.
537
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:16,984
Uh...
538
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,614
PECSA, PECSA, PECSA.
539
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:23,407
Gets me every time.
540
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,538
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