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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CATS MEOWING)
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♪ We're kitties, we're kittiesWe laugh and scratch and play
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♪ We're never too anxious Because we sleep all day
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♪ We're perfect, we're happy We've never ever sad
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♪ We frolic in puddlesOur parents don't get mad
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♪ We're kitties, we're kittiesOur purr can right all wrongs
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♪ We like eating sushi We cuddle and sing songs
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♪ We're kitties, we're kittiesOur eyes are big as moons
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♪ We're kit... ♪
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(MEOWING)
Out of my way, you fecklessly ferocious felines.
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Hey, this road is
littered with kitties.
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Dastardly, you need
to be more careful.
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(DASTARDLY) Aye, I'm
continuously careful, Pitstop.
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My every contrivance
is circumspectly calculated,
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and cunningly choreographed
to cause constant acclamation.
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Where are we?
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We're in
the Catskill Mountains, Mr. Dastardly.
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DASTARDLY: Yes, that's what it
says in the catalog. PETER: Catchy name.
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Are you sure?
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Categorically.
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(MEOWING)
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Please pass Catsup.
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The producers have
asked me to apologize
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for the number of
very bad puns in today's episode.
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But especially
for the cruddy way
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cats have been treated
during this entire series.
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It's really just no excuse.
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Everybody knows,
little kitties are just the sweetest,
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most cuddly-wuddly...
(CATS GROWLING)
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Uh-oh! (SCREAMING)
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(CATS MEOWING)
I'm not even in this episode.
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Muttley, call up our
cutting edge catalog
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of cat-based contrivances
concocted to catalyze
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our victory in this
cartoon contest.
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What catastrophic contraption
shall we commence with?
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The catapult, cat cannon,
catalytic converter, cat-o-nine-tails, cat-o-rang.
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Oho! I know!
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Cast our complete
cataclysmic catalog.
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(MEOWING)
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(MEOWING)
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Well, hello.
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Would you little fellas
like my autograph...
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh my stars
and kitties... (SCREAMING)
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I.Q.:
Sorry, Mr. Dastardly,
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but your weapons
won't work on me and car.
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CAR:I have built-in defenses against every manner of hamster, goldfish, eel,
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aardvark, wombat,
puma, blue whale, and feline-based weaponry.
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Yes, but can you resist
an adorable kitten?
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CAR:Oh, my. Isn't she just precious? Can I keep her?
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Car, no!
I'm allergic to cats.
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(SCREAMING)
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No use caterwauling,
you kitty calculator.
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I'm crossing that
fetching finish first.
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Oh, what's this?
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(MEOWING)
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An even grander golden
to aggrandize my greatness.
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Ugh!
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(CATS MEOWING MENACINGLY)
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
(GROWLING) Ooh!
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(CATS MEOWING MENACINGLY)
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(LAUGHING)
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Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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Let me go, you
dogged doggerel!
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Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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(BOTH EXCLAIM)
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(CATS MEOWING)
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TINY: Pretty!
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Dastardly really did
make those cats mad.
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Uh, do you guys feel like
we're being watched?
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(MEOWING MENACINGLY)
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Uh-oh!
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(NERVOUSLY) Nice kitties!
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(MEOWING AND SCREAMING)
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What's going on?
Where am I? Where is my trophy?
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Why is earth getting smaller?
Is it allowed to do that?
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Muttley! Go out there
and make the earth big again.
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Huh?
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What kind of
bouldering henchmutt can't even be counted on
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to make one little
planet bigger?
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Oh, never mind!
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Just get me
a Wacky Wizzo Water from that vending machine.
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(GROANS)
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Mmm?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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Uh-oh!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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MUTTLEY: No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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(MUTTLEY GRUNTING)
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(DRYER BLOWING)
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(MUTTLEY SCREAMING)
(CATS MEOWING)
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What's taking you so long?
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Hmm?
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Oh, I'll just get it myself.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Muttley, somehow
this is all your fault.
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(MUTTERING)
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Worse? How could
it be worse?
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Drat! Ah!
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(SNICKERING)
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Muttley, look!
There's a small smattering of civilization over there.
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My innate affability
and acute appeal will assure our acceptance
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by the alien inhabitants
of this strange and slightly outre sphere.
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MUTTLEY: Ugh!
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(GIRL MEOWING)
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Salutations, aliens.
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I am from a planet called...
Yes, why are you doing that?
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Um, hello... Yes.
(MEOWING)
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Yes, stop that.
Please go away.
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Hello. Are you
in charge here? (RETCHES)
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Yes, thank you, that's
incredibly disgusting.
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Can you understand me?
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FEMALE VOICE: Aww, aren't you
just the sweetest things?
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Yes, you are.
(HUMANS MEOWING)
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Ah, at last!
Characters we can communicate with.
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Excuse me, dear people.
I am a stranger...
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(BOTH EXCLAIM)
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Talking cats!
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BOTH: Aah!
A talking human!
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MUTTLEY: Huh?
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(ALL MUTTERING ANGRILY)
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Okay, this is all your fault.
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Great adjudi-cat-ors,
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before you preens the accused.
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And what crime
is the human accused of?
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Has he left
fur on the sofa? No.
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Has he spilled
his litter box? No.
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Has he come when called,
and been playful and affectionate
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instead of cold and aloof?
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Worse. The human spoke!
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Ridiculous!
Humans can't talk!
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Get your
stinking claws off me, you crass, crummy cat!
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Huh? It speaks?
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My illicit erudition
is indubitable, irrefutable and incontrovertible.
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The high scion cat
will discover the truth of this thing.
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Call Dr. Z.
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Calling Dr. Z.
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Calling Dr. Z.
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Calling Dr. Z.
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Well?
He's ignoring us and looking out the window.
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Oh. Put out
a saucer of milk.
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Mm-hmm.
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You wanted something?
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This human can
apparently speak.
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Nonsense!
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Humans are just
primitive animals
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we pretend love us,
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so we don't realize
how horrible we are at real relationships.
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I can too speak!
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I speak, talk, chat, babble,
jabber, prattle, pontificate, communicate, oratate,
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elucidate, lecture, gab,
grouse, harangue and chew the fat!
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Hmm, I shall investigate this
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using the latest,
most advanced scientific methods.
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After careful
scientific examination,
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I have come to the conclusion
that this human is not actually speaking,
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but merely mimicking
sounds he has heard,
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like any dumb animal might.
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What? My intelligence
is unimpeachable, undisputed and unmatched.
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Just ask Muttley.
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Who is this Muttley?
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The jibbering man-thing
had a companion.
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Bring him forth.
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Oh, I cannot
bear its visage.
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What is it?
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Oh, that's just
Muttley, my dog.
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Dog?
Dog?
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Dog?
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Let's get out
of here, Muttley.
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(YELLING)
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(TRAIN HORN TOOTING)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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What do we do now?
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Drat, Muttley, do something!
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Muttley!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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What kind of
terrible alien world
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is ruled by
super-intelligent cats?
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We have to
get back to earth.
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We are still on earth.
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They finally did it!
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They let cats
take over the world.
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No, wait, that's ridiculous.
How could that even happen?
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Because of you, primitive one.
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Huh?
Huh? Who are you?
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I am Fidonius Rex, Leader of the muttants of the Go Away Zone.
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We are a race of mutant canines
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with weird advanced mind powers.
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Yes, of course you are.
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So how did cats
take over the world?
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Cats' natural instinct is to domesticate all other creatures.
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But in the distant past, the evil meow things were kept under paw
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by the constant effort of The Great Snickering One.
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(SNICKERING)
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Muttley! That's you!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And that's me.
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(SNICKERING)
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But one terrible day,long ago...
Meow!
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...the evil pointy-eared things sent our hero away.
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Without the mighty deeds of the Snickering One and his pets,
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they rose up and conquered the world!
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It has long been prophesized that one day,
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the Great Snickering One will return,
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and lead us against the scratchy, hissy things,
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and this world willbecome a planet of mutts.
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You know, Muttley,
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this place may work out
for us after all.
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Today, cat city!
Tomorrow, the world!
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Muttants, attack!
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(CATS MEOWING)
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CAT: Look!
(SQUAWKING)
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An army of super-intelligent
evil penguins!
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(CHIRPS)
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Over there! It's a squad
of hyper hamsters. Ah!
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(TURKEYS GOBBLING)
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An armada of alien Turkeys!
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This is getting out of hand.
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Muttley, I think
a strategic withdrawal is called for.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Angry aardvarks!
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(GRUNTING)
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Malcontent mackerels!
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Resentful rodents!
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CAT: Huffy huffy hippos!
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(ALL) Sushi!
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CAT: Unsympathetic sushi!
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Can you imagine it, Muttley?
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A world where
lowly, primitive animals
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rose up
and conquered mankind.
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How ridiculous!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Or is it?
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(SNICKERING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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