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Bayou Brick Crashman here. 4 00:00:30,799 --> 00:00:35,599 This week, the Wacky Racers will be racing through the swamps of Louisiana. 5 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,639 -(ENGINES REVVING) -(LAUGHING) 6 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,205 Ew! 7 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:43,843 Um, hi. 8 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,411 Move it or lose it, sister. 9 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,820 (GASPS) Pandora, you made it to the front of the pack. 10 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:49,052 Good for you, little sister. 11 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:50,716 Put a sock in it, Penelope. 12 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,154 You're only 12 seconds older than me 13 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,860 and I'm tired of driving in your shadow. 14 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,292 This race is mine, Dastardly. 15 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:58,757 (SNICKERING) 16 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:03,326 I said, this race is mine, Dastardly. 17 00:01:03,398 --> 00:01:07,198 Giving me the cold shoulder, ol' buddy? Not very sporting. 18 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,567 Yeah, well. 19 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,265 Two can play at that game. 20 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:14,168 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I don't need attention. 21 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,011 (WHISTLES) 22 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,476 (WHIMPERS) 23 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:19,805 Say something, please! 24 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,150 I crave attention. 25 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:22,645 I need to be the object of admiration. 26 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,416 Ha-ha-ha! 27 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,755 Perfect has fallen from my duplicitous decoy's distraction. 28 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,361 Hook, line and... (GRUNTS) 29 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,934 Anchor! 30 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:37,833 Ah. This bog smells just like my first graveyard. 31 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,428 (ALLIGATOR GROWLING) 32 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,640 Dang! You fellows have very sharp teeth and crazy eyes. 33 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:46,213 (ALLIGATORS GROWLING) 34 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,483 See you later, 'gators! 35 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,042 (GRUNTING) 36 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,077 (METAL RATTLING) 37 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,648 Ah! Muttley! 38 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:00,958 Uh-oh. 39 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,191 (GRUNTS) Ha! So long, Perfect. 40 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,957 Always fun yanking your chain. 41 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,796 (NERVOUSLY PANTING) 42 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,801 Not, eh, so fast, eh, Dastardly. 43 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:14,864 Ironically, I actually am a sports anchor. (SCREAMS) 44 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,574 Hey, Pete. How's the race going? 45 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,839 Uh, 'bout the same as usual. 46 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:27,081 Don't worry, kids. I practice for this stuff. 47 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:29,148 See you later, Dastardly. 48 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,645 (GRUNTS) Drat! 49 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,547 (SNICKERING) 50 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:33,969 (MUMBLES) 51 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,327 Pandora, stop that this instant! 52 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,868 (SCOFFS) No way, sis. 53 00:02:46,935 --> 00:02:49,465 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the swamp. Uh-oh. 54 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,836 Oh, my stars and garters. 55 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,304 (BOTH SCREAMING) 56 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:59,714 Uh-oh. Better turn hard to starboard (GRUNTS) 57 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,020 Or is it port? (SCREAMS) 58 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:02,881 Muttley! 59 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,650 (BELLA SCREAMS) 60 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,770 (INCOMPREHENSIBLE MUMBLING) 61 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:26,453 (SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT) 62 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,435 (PERFECT SCREAMING) 63 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,809 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 64 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,880 Why, my boat doesn't have a scratch on it. 65 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,879 -(THUDS) -Oh. 66 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:38,051 What are you so upset about? 67 00:03:38,119 --> 00:03:40,249 -I'm fine. -(SCREAMS) 68 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,191 Just look at my boat, Dastardly. 69 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:45,826 I know. You scratched my finish. 70 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:46,893 Hmm? 71 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,501 (BOTH GROANING) 72 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,932 (SCREAMING) 73 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,427 (SPITS) Good evening. 74 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,599 (SMACKS LIPS) Bit too much garlic. 75 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,867 (SCREAMS) 76 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:58,065 -Swamp bigger than a gumbo. -Ow! Ow! 77 00:03:58,139 --> 00:04:00,139 Don't worry, sir. Those aren't swamp creatures. 78 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:02,537 It's just a Frankenstein monster and a vampire. 79 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:06,649 (SCREAMS) 80 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:10,653 Peter, you're not helping. 81 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,187 Oh, sweet Georgia peaches. 82 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:13,553 We seem to have taken a wrong turn. 83 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,461 Gee, thanks, all-seeing mistress of the obvious. 84 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,464 This is no time for sarcasm, Pandora. 85 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,926 We've got to figure out a way to get back to the race. 86 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:24,255 Ugh! I can't stand being in the same tree as you. 87 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:24,931 Ugh! 88 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,870 Oh, great. We're surrounded by alligators. 89 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,269 -This is all your fault. -Me? 90 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:36,081 Yes! You attract alligators. You always have. 91 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,153 What? Oh, that's ridiculous. 92 00:04:38,213 --> 00:04:41,183 Sister, you really have to stop blaming every little setback you have on me. 93 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,218 You've been ruing my life since the day I was born. 94 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,294 Earlier, you were a terrible womb-mate. 95 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:48,163 I think we should take a deep cleansing breath and calm down. 96 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:49,562 Now breathe with me. 97 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:51,964 In with the good feelings, out with the bad. 98 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:53,726 In with the good feelings... 99 00:04:53,795 --> 00:04:55,525 Don't tell me how to breathe. I'll breathe the way I want. 100 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,025 (BREATHES RAPIDLY) 101 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,667 You've always been super-annoying-bossy-girl. 102 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,603 -I have not. -Yes, you have. 103 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:04,139 Well, maybe this flashback will show you whether I was bossy or not. 104 00:05:04,205 --> 00:05:07,105 See, you're making me watch a flashback. Bossy! 105 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,414 PENELOPE:Ever since I can rember, 106 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,476 I have celebrated your success. 107 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,214 -(PANDORA BURPS) -Yay! 108 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,050 PENELOPE:Whether we were performing in the school talent show... 109 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:18,115 (TAP SHOES CLICKING) 110 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,664 (PANTING) 111 00:05:23,725 --> 00:05:26,985 Pandora, you tapped as sweetly as a five-legged cat 112 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:28,531 on a plate of hot grits and gravy. 113 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:31,026 I especially liked that one step you did. 114 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,828 -Which step? -This one. 115 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,370 (CROWD CHEERING) 116 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:40,006 And Penelope Pitstop wins the school talent show again. 117 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:41,744 (SHUDDERING) 118 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,109 PENELOPE: Or just getting ready for bed. 119 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,278 Nice job flossing those back molars, Pandora. 120 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,417 Ugh! You are so annoying. 121 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,622 PENELOPE:Or whenever I could be of encouragement. 122 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,994 (TOILET FLUSHING) 123 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,855 PENELOPE: Great job. PANDORA: Leave me alone! 124 00:05:56,925 --> 00:05:59,685 We're back in the present. Oh, you can't even flash-forward right. 125 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,260 Pandora, let's be practical. 126 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,528 We've got to figure out how to survive the night out here. 127 00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:05,868 Where are you taking? You taking... 128 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,933 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 129 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,165 Tickles. 130 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,681 Listen to me, you crazed Cajun recluse. 131 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:19,984 We have to figure out how to survive the night in the swamp. 132 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:24,847 (INCOMPREHENSIBLE TALKING) 133 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,288 What did he say? 134 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:27,693 He said, we're going to camp out for the night. 135 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:28,764 Oh, what fun. 136 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,962 Did anybody bring s'mores? 137 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,893 Spending the night in the swamp? 138 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,259 -(SCREAMS) -Disgusting! 139 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:36,797 This couldn't possibly get any worse. 140 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:40,803 (TRUMPET PLAYING) 141 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,398 Ah! Mosquitoes! 142 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,470 Ooh, they're eating you alive. 143 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,008 I'm so jealous. 144 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,683 (SHOUTING IN PAIN) 145 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,682 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 146 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,905 (SCREAMS) 147 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,951 Muttley! 148 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,086 This is all your fault! 149 00:06:58,152 --> 00:06:59,822 (ALLIGATOR GROWLING) 150 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:04,627 (SNICKERING) 151 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,562 What is it, Muttley? I have something on my face? 152 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,098 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 153 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:11,804 Hi there, y'all! What's up? 154 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,525 (SCREAMS) 155 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,630 Leeches! 156 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:17,341 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 157 00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:22,075 Alligators. Next, leeches. This swamp is a paradise. 158 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,482 (THUNDER CRACKING) 159 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,605 Pandora, come inside the tent. 160 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,350 I don't need your help. 161 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:31,187 Are you sure? I just made walnut pancakes with little smiley faces. 162 00:07:31,252 --> 00:07:33,192 I don't want any. I've got beans. 163 00:07:33,254 --> 00:07:34,524 Give me that back, gator. 164 00:07:34,589 --> 00:07:37,859 I'm warning you. I can be sarcastic. 165 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:38,955 Oh, let me help you, sugar. 166 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,796 Hey, sweet thing. 167 00:07:40,862 --> 00:07:43,562 (GASPS) Oh, you're just the cutest little gator I ever did see. 168 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,331 Here, you want your belly rubbed? 169 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,498 You do? 170 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:47,896 Oh, you do! 171 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,498 A little belly rub-rub. 172 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:50,669 Good boy! 173 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,608 You catch more flies with honey. 174 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:56,013 Tell that to those three gators raiding your mini-fridge. 175 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,176 Hey, get out of there! Shoo! Go on. 176 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:01,075 (ROARING) 177 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,518 Uh, okay. 178 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:06,033 Relax, sugar. I got it. 179 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,022 Nothing to it. 180 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:11,361 I bet I could get our boats out of the tree before you do. 181 00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:15,025 I'd like to see you try. 182 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:19,302 -Mine landed first! -It did not. 183 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:20,726 -Did too. -Did not. 184 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,671 Did too! 185 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,407 (SNORING) 186 00:08:26,474 --> 00:08:29,144 -(SHIVERING) -(SNICKERING) 187 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,079 We're going to starve out here. 188 00:08:31,146 --> 00:08:33,646 No, we're not. All we have to do is wade under that bog 189 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,324 and pull out a couple of catfish to eat. 190 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,352 -Right, Swampy Joe? -(MUMBLES INCOMPREHENSIBLY) 191 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:39,048 Last one in is a rotten corpse. 192 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,119 (SPLASHING) 193 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,817 Now, to catch a catfish, 194 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,489 you stick your hand in the water and use that as bait. 195 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,627 When it grab hold, you pull it up. Voilà! 196 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:48,803 That was very clear. Let me try. 197 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,532 Hmm. Eh. 198 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:51,567 Uh. Mmm. 199 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,432 My catfish seems to be invisible. 200 00:08:53,501 --> 00:08:56,371 -(SCREAMS) -(MUTTLEY SNICKERING) 201 00:08:56,437 --> 00:08:58,467 Let's get out of here. 202 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,679 I'm stuck! And we're sinking! 203 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,881 You churlish clods of custards with your cloddishness! 204 00:09:03,945 --> 00:09:08,945 We are doomed! Completely and utterly doomed! 205 00:09:10,184 --> 00:09:11,454 Pandora, you can be so rude. 206 00:09:11,519 --> 00:09:12,519 I know you are, but what am I? 207 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,556 I just told you, dear. Rude. 208 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:17,363 I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. 209 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,634 Ugh! I hate it when you do that. 210 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:19,592 Glue says what? 211 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,260 Stop your sisterly squabbling 212 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,528 and immediately egress us from this beastly bog! 213 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,027 (GRUNTING) 214 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,869 Hey! Oh, that bad boy. 215 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,404 (INCOMPREHENSIBLE TALKING) 216 00:09:30,471 --> 00:09:34,341 Oh! What a lovely idiosyncratic vernacular that fellow has. 217 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,008 Get me out of here! 218 00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:38,047 Take my tow rope and I'll pull you out with my boat. 219 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,981 No, use my tow rope. It's better. 220 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,147 Just hurry up! 221 00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:43,416 (GRUNTS) 222 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,115 But how are we going to continue the race? 223 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,530 Our hydros have been foiled. 224 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,792 Okay. No, never mind. Swampy Joe fish 'em up 225 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:56,001 sure as a sun beam on a salamander. (LAUGHS) 226 00:09:56,064 --> 00:09:58,674 I'm a certified race boat engineer and mechanic. 227 00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:00,103 (LAUGHS) Didn't I mention that? 228 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,297 No, you did not. 229 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,398 (SNICKERING) 230 00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:05,571 So after a slight delay, 231 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:10,640 the race is about to get back underway. 232 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,117 You know, I think we all learned something today. 233 00:10:15,183 --> 00:10:19,453 I learned that I'd rather be eaten by a pack of piqued piranha 234 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:23,090 than spend another nauseating night with Perfect. 235 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:25,727 I learned the most important thing of all. 236 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,533 I learned that, whenever I need her the most, 237 00:10:28,596 --> 00:10:32,796 I can always count on my sister and all her friends. 238 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,066 To fall for my tricks! 239 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,434 (MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER) 240 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,036 Tally-ho! 241 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,179 (MUFFLED): Racers! Onwards! 242 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,214 Oh! Huh? 243 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,380 What's stopping us? 244 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:49,118 (ALLIGATORS LAUGHING) 245 00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:53,793 (LAUGHS) Oh, she done tricked you. 246 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,264 Oh, Pandora. 247 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:58,663 You know, I'm really starting to like that girl. 248 00:10:58,725 --> 00:10:59,855 (SNICKERING) 249 00:10:59,905 --> 00:11:04,455 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17442

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